If you were a chuuni, what what your class/powers be?
IRL I'm fairly built, I lift and run about 4 times a week so I'm "buff" but I also have some bodily issues that'd make any kind of close combat heavily reliant on brute strength vs brute strength a bad idea. Its also for that same reason that I have shitty balance so thats a factor too.
I think I'd end up some variation of a battle mage trying to blast things with some kind of energy strike or blind and then beat them down with a pole or mace or something while they're disorientated.
Turning branches and sticks into guns and swords and stuff
Berserker with symbiont demon arm.
Spatial mage. Spatial magic is easier to understand as humans are spatially-free, temporal-bound existences, but you can do time magic in a pinch.
Librarian. I'd beat down people with books.
and now i am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
what makes sayaka a dark knight? wouldn't she be a paladin given her ability to heal (white magic)?
Listen to rap music
Disturbing the peace
Mugi my waifu
Oh wait, that's not chuuni, that's just me.
Why not to become a battle priest and beat down people with THE book?
priests use golf clubs for beat downs.
hunter/sniper with alchemy on the side
I don't remember time when I started an RPG with something else than physical ranged.
Sun Wukong but with a spade instead of a staff
Elementalist. Fire, Ice, Wind, Water, etc.
Yes, even DARNKESS, if I'm feeling especially edgy
when did she die?
She's a motherfucking lich.
What's a paladin?
>implying we're not grand vizards of the highest order
Only those who successfully protected their purity for 3 decades.
I guess. She's a Blood Death Knight then/
summoner all day
Kamitsukai. I could weaponize all the junk lying around my apartment,
Kamitsukai. I could weaponize all the junk lying around my apartment.
Grandmaster of shitposting.
I am a dork (all) knight, shitpost summoner, and a thief of time.
The Dark Lord who lives on edge.
Ultra fast "flash" like guy. With sonic boom effects if course.
Something with fireweapons like Mami.
>no fighting skills
All I wish for is to redo my past without forgetting the lessons I learned everyone does
Supreme Being outside existence
Same situation here. I'd be more of a tank with a high level of endurance. I like the idea of a walking invincible tank when the baddies lay a million punches and kicks with no avail.
One time we had a thread that gave us randomly generated magical girl powers and mine was a tea set that was fueled by the power of hate. I'll stick with that, not sure what class that would fall into.
>redo my past without forgetting the lessons I learned
Then its Time Leap
Nah, I could spend some time with Jesus and Einstein too
Half vampire white mage
My powers are healing, giving the people I'm around stat boots, charisma, and sunlight weakness.
I have a superpower, but I have to pay a price like a contractor. Unfortunately that price is that I can't remember what my power is. Kinda blows.
>tea set that was fueled by the power of hate
>I have to pay a price like a contractor.
The Jizz Slinger
See the "partial summoning" of Buster Machines in Gunbuster 2? Something like that. I always have found that awesome.
I had a move called SONIKU KICKO no relation, where I'd kick them in the stomach from the front of my leg and send shockwaves through their entire body.
It worked, I guess, he didn't get back up and stopped messing with me.
Some kind of Stand that controls electricity. Allows me to detect living beings via electric currents, so it's like a radar. The Stand itself has claws so it can cut stuff.
Also, it begins fairly weak so I have time to have fun training it and creating new ways to use electricity.
Edgemaster 2000 tier:
The ability to become absolutely unimportant. Better than being invisible, because as long as I do something, this action becomes unimportant. You're Batman himself? It's ok, I can kill you because you don't know I'm your enemy, you don't care about me. You don't even know I exist
I want to Time Leap my mind into a female 10yo version of me
The power to erode the laws of the universe around myself at random.
>Edgemaster 2000 tier
So basically you want to be Akarin.
It'd be great, I could rape, kill, steal, whatever. Without the inconveniences of actually being invisible.
probably some cowardly faggot doctor who uses drugs to manipulate people
Based on what he said regarding the Ring of Gyges, Socrates would argue that in abusing your power you'd be enslaving yourself to your appetites, while if you chose not to use that power you'd remain rationally in control of yourself and therefore happy.
As with every power of course. I mean, I don't spend all of my time in GTA killing people just because I can. But for example, this power would allow me to board planes and travel all over the world.
I guess it'd work like hypnosis, so I should still be able to post on 4chan and talk about my adventures.
I'm planning a superpowered life based on 4chan. Damn, that's pathetic.
Chuuni doesn't only refer to the type of chuunis who believe they had magical power, it's used in Japan to refer to any type of "childish" behaviour in the very same way people use "fedora", "autistic", "edgy", etc. over here.
If you say things like "I think Hitler was right.", then you'd be called a chuuni, no matter whether you imagine to have super powers or not.
The power to wear a fedora.
*teleports behind OP and cuts his throat* Nothing personal kid. *sheathes katana and tip my fedora like a classy gentleman*