ITT: End the plot of an anime/manga before it gets a proper chance to begin.
HARD MODE: Without killing off the main character.
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
>After the death of his abusive father, young Dio Brando is taken in by the Joestars initially with the intent to seize Jonathan's inheritance. Realizing that Jonathan is indeed a kind brother and he has no reason to be hostile to him, Dio instead gets along with his new family and pursues his dream of dominance through becoming a world class lawyer.
I thought you were trying to not kill the protagonist?
Now Jonathan will die during his experiments with the stone mask.
Genji reports Kinzo's bullshit to the police.
No, Jonathan will become the vampire instead. He goes insane over what he has done, and it is now up to Dio to stop him.
>Hirohiko Araki presents Dio's Bizarre Adventure
Emiya Shirou completely ignores the ruckus going on over at school and heads on home.
Not really hard mode since he'll probably end up getting hunted down by Illya and killed anyway but whatever.
Yukari: "Hey, do you want to go to the moon?"
Then they get together and get drunk while Yukari is at home and sulking in her bed.
Misaka Mikoto's railgun does not miss Touma and sends him straight to the hospital. Fearing for his life, Touma never interacts with Misaka ever again. When he returns home he hears that a group of people came to collect a nun from his balcony one day. Having no idea what they are talking about, Touma ignores it.
Eren is never able to properly handle 3DMG. His chances at joining the military are ruined and he spends the rest of his life as a farmer.
Having no Titan trump card at their disposal, humanity is eventually wiped out.
>George Joestar I decides that is dangerous to travel on a rainy night and decides to do it tomorrow
If he's still got titan modo, one day he'll cut himself on some farm equipment or something and go titan modo
>Part 9 protagonist doesn't travel back in time to become Kars' teacher
Yusuke is three blocks away from the kid you gets hit by the car
Ippo never confronts Takamura about wanting to become a better fighter and continues to stay as easy pickings for beatings.
Baby Goku's capsule accidentally lands on another planet.
Lelouch gets shot up instead of Nunally
That is sad.He becomes a poor old fisherman and dies without any friends.
Bardock never gets his ESP ability, thus, he never learns about the impending attack on planet Vegeta, thus everyone on the planet, including Goku, dies.
>without killing off the main character
Yuzuru Otonashi doesn't die.
Hard mode GET!
The original author already did it himself.
Akane realizes that working as an inspector could be pretty dangerous and instead gets another job.
Ranma swims back to China and jumps in the pool of drowned man. Ryouga follows him and does the same.
He then moves out of home before Genma can cause any more trouble.
Minato and kushina never sealed the kyubi in naruto.
he cant see ghosts
Realizing that making a time machine is increibly illogical and a waste of time. Mad scientist Okabe Rintarou instead puts his efforts into making other more plausible machines
He asks the girl out at the end of the first episode.
Makoto is completely satisfied and could ask for nothing more then his beautiful girlfriend Kotonoha
>And Kurisu dies.
>pool of drowned man
I always wondered, wouldn't that just transform him into a different man?
Yui can't decide on a club and the light music club is disbanded before it even begins.
I'd watch an OreImo set in this alternate world. Plot point would be that Kirino and Kyosuke would have dreams about the original OreImo world, and how different things are in the current one.
Seele decides not to fuck with the alien in the south pole
>Tomoko decides to spend more time becoming a professional card player. (Was it magic: The gathering? I can't remember)
>She gains respect as a scruffy but hard mentor to younger players
>Becomes a big name in the card gaming world
Edward and Alphonse accept their mother's death.
Sayaka Maizono decides that it is simply not worth taking a life to get out of her predicament.
The 15 students of hopes peak academy spend the rest of their lives together fornicating
>By accidentally peeping, he is reported and expelled for improper conduct. He is then forced to transfer schools.
I feel like the story still could have happened, it would just be drastically different, probably for the better.
Sakura would've still tried to kill someone if no one else would kill.
The pool of man and women are apparently really generic.
Unlike, say, the Pool of Drowned Akane.
Ramen man adopts Naruto, he never expresses an interest in becoming a ninja as he can make and get free ramen whenever now.
That dream at the beginning of oreimo almost seems to come from that world doesn't it?
Ganta skipped school wtih some of his friends the day Shiro killed his entire classroom, ganta prooves he was never in the clasroom thus the DW owner couldn´t bring a false acusation to bring ganta to DW.
>Nobody has any fucking idea what the numbers on the wall could mean. They conclude that the culprit is Naegi because he missed too many MTB's and Leon gets away free.
He never gets hit by a car, he makes a single friend on the first day of school and goes through high school with only that friend.
The life fibers never hits the earth aand the cavemans evolves to homo erectus at a slower way without life fibers.
Isn't that an actual bad end in the VN?
How to end 90% of mecha anime:
>teenage boy chooses not to enter giant robot because he can't open the cockpit, so he moves on with his life as civilian.
>giant robot gets stolen/destroyed.
Yukiteru writes down some shoddy answer as fast as possible and gets the fuck out of there to go home and masturbate.
Integra simply does not know how to wake up the sleeping Alucard. She is killed by her uncle
Yuno would still hunt him down and get dragged into it
Sir Ryuuya successfully flees with his loli and his troll after freeing the loli's mother.
In Kizu, Hanekawa's hands are free to keep her skirt from blowing up in the wind when Araragi passes by.
Okabe's phone runs out of batteries during Nakabachi's press conference. D-Mail is never discovered.
Kaiji decides not to be a retard who co-signs loans for strangers.
>And Kurisu dies.
They don't get sent to modern Japan, and they finish their fight in their own parallel universe.
Rinko avoids getting forced to sign Azazel's pact with her blood and started to scam and steal from college otakus early.
Alternatively Akutabe doesn't put up the seal.
Then the pillarmen proceed to murder humanity, because Joseph never learned ripple.
Ikki never found metabe´s rare medal in the river and he becomes a total loser like spike.
eventualy he gets a normal medabot and joins Samantha´s gang wich he spends most of his childhood, he slowly lose pasion to robobattles
when he gets older he opens his own Takoyaki bussiness as the takoyaki master, eventualy he meets that red haired girl who also owns a takoyaki stand and her octoclamp. and at the end they get married and live happy forever making the best takoyaki in japan.
The would never have awakened anyway
Tomoya kept walking.
D-Mail is never discovered.
CERN never has a need to keep an eye on the Future Gadget Lab.
The Future Gadget Lab never has a need to make a time machine.
No time machine arrives at Radio Kaikan to interrupt Nakabachi's press conference.
Without having to deal with Okabe's shit talking or the time machine hullabaloo, Nakabachi isn't nearly as pissy as he was, and doesn't end up killing Kurisu.
Hoenheim gives his wife just enough of his life force to ensure she won't die before he returns and the he traps Father in a portal of truth before he knows what's going on.
There are only female pilots. Ever.
Kaiji boards the Espoir. He ignores Funai.
No plays nothing and is doing nothing for 4 hours. Finally sold all their cards to the most desperate and out of there. So then he pays his debts.
Pluto travels back in time and stops the Moon Kingdom from falling.
>But they broke my door and left a huge mess like they got into a fight with the nun
Or maybe he does accidentally stab her. That incident had to start somewhere right?
Haruki confesses to Kazusa before meeting Setsuna
> Nobody dies
That's how the last season of Torchwood began.
Kyon doesn't talk to Haruhi.
Whoever is a "god" just becomes a normal person in a few years.
Madoka gets sent to a mental hospital after telling Sayaka that Kyubey was talking to her inside her head.
And then the TouMAN grows up to be a hobo, since he does terribly at school and has no connections to the Magical or Science world.
And thus, Aleister's keikaku is kill.
I guess the answer is simple:
Kurisu never gets born.
That solves Steins;Gate (No time leap machine, no time machines)
Chaos;Head (No Noah)
Robotics;Notes (See above)
Ryuko spots the injured no star student hanging above her in the entryway.
Deciding that her killer has struck again, she attempts to get the student council involved in tracking down the identity of her killer by explaining who her father is.
After becoming informed that the no star student tried to steal an uniform, she decides to ask them for help in cracking down the case.
The rest of the show involves Ryuko as a tough but cute kramer Expy who hangs around Houka an awful lot when she isn't investigating her father's mansion. She pops in and out of the office and tries to spar with the elite four, but she keeps losing much to her consternation.
She never goes alone to the mansion without an elite four member, so hadaka sensei doesn't have a chance to get her to meet Zengetsu.
Then Houka and Uzu engage in a cliche cross class romantic comedy.
Spoilered for past episode 13.
Satsuki manages to not make the connection between the Couturier and the scissor blade until it's too late.
Ryuko is killed by the grand Couturier in a sudden stabbing motion.
Then Ryuko ends up having the uniform thrown at her by hadaka sensei. And then she becomes a exhibitionist zombie/alien/human hybrid at the behest of the student council.
Steel Ball Run
> But you know, Gyro, if our country wins a war or some major competition, the king will grant this boy an amnesty due to celebrations
> So, there is that new Olympic Games thing people are talking about. Sounds promising. Wanna try?
Why do I feel that Touma's extremely bad luck would get him wrapped up in the random academy city shenanigans anyway?
There would be no Kamijou's faction anyway.
>The girls are too busy swooning over Nakazawa to form contracts.
He writes down that he isn't interested in a Rozen Maiden.
...wait a sec...
Touma doesn't have incredibly bad luck.
Boom, nothing happens in the entire Raildex universe.
Ging stays home
The Kaiser decides blondes aren't really his "type" and never forces Annerose to become his concubine.
One of Yang's father's artifacts ISN'T fake and selling it provides him with enough money to finish his history degree instead of going into the military.
>Was it magic: The gathering? I can't remember
You are correct, anon.
Actually it would turn him into a futa. But that is a secret that Akane will only learn on her wedding night.
Series is much improved.
Unfortunately Ichika is still part of the plot even if he's not a pilot. His harem consists of girls who don't even have a reason to hang around him.
I propose on top of your addition his sister claims him and doesn't let any other girls near him.
Yagami Light is a possessive freak who is always afraid that his sister might take his stuff, so he always makes sure to write his name onto everything he owns.
>Most retarded way for a genius to fall victim to his own weapon
Made me laugh. Thanks anon.
White-kun doesn't log in.
Vash actually follows his brother and live peacefully with plants
Sakuragi Hanamichi gets a biker girlfriend at the end of middle school.
Kiritos connection is shit, and ends up not being able to log on.
>Kirito's headgear is faulty and his head gets fried right away.
Most people read the EULA after someone points out a suspicious clause online and thus only stupid people are trapped.
The princess before the series begins.
The Time Plan fails regardless.
The main character lives with his sister.
Shino and Alice don't become pen friends from an early age.
How much are you betting they'll use this as an episode in S2?
Takanashi doesn't meet Popura on the street and instead goes home to study for his university entrance exams.
TADA BANRI never loses his memories, never moves to Tokyo, gets rejected by Linda at that spot, and lives unhappily forever.
IN YOUR FACE, GHOST BANRI.
Marianne doesn't get killed because VV Realises that would strain relations and compromise the plan and his pledge.
Akagi decides to just walk home in the rain and doesn't stop at the mahjong parlor
He then gets arrested by the cops.
Hajime no Ippo
>Ippo spars Miyata
or even better
>Ippo punches the punching bag
>Breaks his wrist from bad form
>implying she was actually going to reject him
>Mr Kowai never adopts her.
What? I thought she was?
She said she was. It fit with her being his childhood friend and mother figure.
I haven't been following the threads.
>She said she was.
Next time, please read the mood.
You must be denser than Ichika she obviously likes him.
Adopting people from a different country on holidays sounds illegal anyway.
My Mr Kowai does shady stuff for a living and just happened to rescue Yotsuba (from human trafficking or something no doubt).
Yotsuba doesn't see any of this and doesn't understand anything.
Yeah, but they were together for how long and never dated? She acted like his sempai the whole time.
There are different kinds of "love" you know.
Plus she seemed more like she was just going to reject him if he asked right away.
Battler decides not to be a huge faggot and actually remembers to write to Yasu. They live happily ever after and Battler gets to pound that (boy?)pussy nightly.
Of course everyone still dies when Kyrie goes postal but that's beside the point.
Hisao never gets heart problems. He starts dating the girl who confessed.
He never would have had the fist fight with Dio and got blood splattered on the mask, so he never would have became interested in it.
They weren't childhood friends, just met on highschool, or something like that. Linda was going to reject him, though. Never believe the trolls that say otherwise.
Old/Ghost Banri was a beta whiny faggot. New Banri is an alpha, leader-type man.
The submarine is spotted by Americans before it can reach Rokkenjima and the crew is forced to surrender
Rock doesn't want to hang around with a bunch of murderous psychos.
Hence why Linda is the worst girl for wanting new Bandri.
This indirectly kills the Battler because it's unlikely that the series of events resulting in his birth would ever occur on account of the Ushiromiya family remaining poor
kaede is evil from the start and outright rapes him ep 1 before he learns to shoot fire.
Since when has rape been evil?
oh heck you've got me there
they're discovered by a teacher to be hanging out in that room and are disbanded
Hinata scales Aoi. She realizes she doesn't need to conquer any other mountains.
The rest of the show is yuri.
Masayoshi learns that the hero life is not what he wanted and gives it up to spend the rest of his days eating curry and watching sentai with Gotou while becoming a famous model.
Tiger and Bunny. Tiger quits and spends more time with his daughter.
Ash pays for the damages to Misty's bike
she goes home and he stops adventuring due to lack of funds
mc's house has a powercut the day of him putting his gear on
The son of a man in the military, he's made to do chores every day, instilling in him an appreciation for cleanliness.
I dunno about that. It was because of Straits that Santana woke up, presumably early, but the other three woke up independent of anything Speedwagon or the Nazis did. Fuck, the Nazis had UV lights on them and they woke up anyway.
shinji chokes on one of his estrogen tablets and dies
Nui stays an extra five seconds, hears Ryuko shout "FATHER!" and proceeds to brutally murder her.
That's not how you spell "rape".
i dunno of i buy that one, she was pretty badly injured so her first instinct would be to retreat.
she also might not kill younger ryuuko, i mean sure she's a psychopath and all but it's not like she kills literally everyone she meets or anything.
hakase accidently creates something horrible, radioactive and highly toxic, town is evacuated, all the characters now live in a refugee camp
Onizuka sleeps with the 16 school girl he met at the start of the manga.
With his V-card now gone, he has no motivation to be a teacher.
With no Onizuka to save him Yoshikawa successfully commits suicide by jumping off the school building.
Yes she would. She would reject Banri so that she can leave Banri at ease and study in Tokyo.
>With no Onizuka to save him Yoshikawa successfully commits suicide by jumping off the school building.
He crashes into a Cresta.
The boys decide not to bother peeping and thus never end up in prison
Griffith is kill by the time Gutz comes back
Gon never met Kite in his childhood
Allen Walker never makes Mana into an akuma
Uchiyamada's second Cresta stays in pristeen condition for the next 20 years.
That flashback takes place a couple months before the series begins, at most.
Also, keep in mind that after the flashback she tells Ryuko "Oh, I'd have stuck around if I knew you were going to show up." I'm slightly incredulous considering how soon Ryuko shows up after Isshin is stabbed, though.
>Gon never met Kite in his childhood
Welcome to the 2011 anime.
>Implying he just doesn't whip it out infront of both of them at the same time, and say "No fighting"
Boom harem ending.
He really was boring. Nerdy high school dweeb falls into a cresta. You would think that he'd do something flashy to contradict his boring as shit life. What a loser.
Makoto steals his father Amulet and lives on forever.
uwot. I remember there was a flashback of it
Girls can't love girls.
The field trip is cancelled due to a lack of funds.
The teacher catchs Seki midst shenanigans.
Seki is punished, Yokoi places first in her year and eventually gets into Toudai.
Haruhi finds somewhere else to study, thus the vase is never broken. The Host Club breaks up after Honi and co. graduate
What a horrible upscale.
Oh that's pretty brilliant that is.
>all these niggas ignoring the rules and stopping the plot after it's actually started
Kye Wol Hyang successfully manages to convince the boys not to visit the cave. Hae Mo Su becomes king by steadily rising through the ranks after his lineage gets recognized because of his deeds. Munsu rises steadily alongside him, and still ends up the great general. Kye Wol Hyang dies briefly after Munsu finally admits his feelings for her.
the Advenna Avis sinks before the alchemist can summon the demon
Cage of Eden, Battle Royal or Cradle of Monsters?
Shinji doesn't get in the damn robot.
You're wrong. It says
>before the plot gets a proper chance to begin
That's kind of flexible and I don't think anyone actually violated it.
Ranma is actually a girl, Genma just never noticed. When he finally did see her breasts by accident, he got the crazy idea about Chinese cursed springs and tries to go through with the promised marriage into the Tendo family anyway.
Akane never tells anybody.
Warp doesn't preserve Neiro's memories when they fall into the cloud.
Kyouya withdraws from the club as soon as possible.
Tsukiko Sagi accepts responsibility for the death of her dog.
>Full Moon wo Sagashite
Mitsuki agrees to the operation.
Homura doesn't become Meguca.
Spike breaks it off with Julia and stays in the Red Dragons.
Daigorō choses the ball.
I was waiting for this one.
Holy shit, I've been seeing this manga pop up constantly.
Are you just one guy? 'Cause I refuse to believe there's more than like 3 or 4 of us who read that.
Mami wishes to bring her parents back to life, becomes a magical girl, and immediately dies.
it probably all the same people anon
no one on current /a/ actually read Lone Wolf
Gintoki goes into a diabetic coma before meeting Shinpachi and Kagura
Yay, Madao is saved!
Or is he?
actually he is, he is the only one who would actually benefit in a tangible from this happening
>He left the letter alone, not circling any choice
And then JUM became a Satou.
Rito tell Lala he isn't interested. She goes back to her planet and eventually marries Ren. He instead confesses and dates Haruna.
Yami never comes to assassinate him so Mikan never meets her BFF.
Riko never comes into being.
I starded it yesterday
His parents decide to not take that job overseas, spending time with their son is more important
Akage decided his time would be better spent focusing on his school work rather than mahjong. He becomes a world renowned mathematician and game theorist.
You mean he doesn't travel back in time to become Jesus.
Azazel finds out what Raynare is up to and stops her from killing Issei. Months later Issei is instead recruited by Cao Cao to fight on the side of humans.
They call a fucking ambulance instead if autisticaly taking her home
Konata looses all of her friends do to her otaku nature and moves in with her father where she spends the rest of her life collecting doujin, playing mmo's, and watching anime while her former friends disperse to live out their individual, normal lives.