Well, at least it's progressing.
But I can't help but think we've seen this before.
But who was foot?
What's even happening, haven't kept up with nuruto in a while
Nice dubs in a non-get thread.
>sakura's version of cpr
I was laughing my ass off
So I guess this cunt won the Naruto?
when her hand started glowing i was praying she was gonna killer herself to try to save naruto
now im sad
I'm surprised Kishi actually took the time to come up with that.
Either this or Kakashi, so Madara won't have to go into the other world. That way, when Sasuke and Naruto are rejuvenated, they'll see Kakashi die before them as his eye is taken and then move to battle phase.
>yfw sakura penetrates naruto
You can say she Holds his heart.
Nah she's just really into necrophilia.
GOD DAMMIT KISHIMOTO
so is naruto technically not a virgin? Sakura just penetrated him in a new way.
>madara gets le stronger
it's over hinata fags
All it took was the inexplicable incapacitations of the first and second, susanoo without any eyes, instant eye transplants, the absence of the fourth, two coincidental bad moves by the two main characters, and a strange series of convenient ways to expedite the same process.
WTF at Sakura going all Temple of Doom with Naruto's heart???
It's a good thing I dropped this piece of shit back in 08. The only saving grace for this manga would have been Hinata and Naruto holding hands.
GO FUCK YOURSELF
at least he doesnt have the quaid face sticking out of his torso anymore
That's a legitimate technique. I knew a preacher that was a combat medic in Vietnam that had stories of doing such a thing.
fuck you Kishi, fuck you
FUCK YOU KISHIMOTO
Calling it, Naruto and Sasuke switch eyes, both get the rinnegan, and both become co-hokage.
Sasuke got there first
I've got some news for you anon
>no mention of the reappearance of FINGER GUNS
You mean, Cokage.
>Madara takes control of Juubi like nothing
>even gets a cool coat
Come on. Also who didn't see the whole "replace Kurama with the other half" thing coming? Also who was foot?
>people falling for this fake spoiler shit
just when you think there's no way madara could get more overpowered.
Kishimoto is digging a deep hole for himself here
I don't think CPR works by compressing the heart
>new curse mark
What the fuck
The thumbnail made me thing FRESH
How long can they keep going with the manga. Will they ever find a good time to end it?
it actually does
manual heart massage is an actual thing
I don't even read this shit and I'm angry.
WHO WAS FOOT!!!!
...they're called chest compressions when done externally. And yes, the compress the heart in order to stimulate it into firing and pumping again.
the Naruto isn't something that can be won
a good time to end it was after the leaf village was invaded by the sand/sound
after the hokage/orochimaru fight and gaara/nurutu
its jiraiya nigga
Foot is Kabuto. Calling it
Nah dude, Naruto vs Pain was a good place to end.
I seriously hope mysterious foot is Kabuto. He did fight Sasuke and Itachi barefoot. maybe he learned his mistakes and is coming back to help?
The foot belongs to MAITO GAI.
I'm surprised he can't 1v1 Madara.
>still no mention of killer bee
i swear to god if you kill the best character off
>that onomatopoeia when grabbing the heart
>not doki doki
You can't do anything right can you Kishi?
" Internal cardiac massage is manual squeezing of the heart carried out through a surgical incision into the chest cavity, perhaps when the chest is already open for cardiac surgery."
He's the one who created this Madara so he had better have a way to kill him
Surprised this god awful manga was able to get any worse, but it did.
>disrespecting based Iihiko-sama by comparing him to puny manbabby Madara
That's not very FRESH of you at all.
i don't understand
did madara transform or something?
After the pilot chapter would've been the best place to end it
Well isn't this familiar.
>my bad, Bee
And they just left it at that. Next chapter you'll see his lifeless body laying on the ground
In the end, Hinata will win.
Kishimoto will definitely need a giant asspull to beat him, considering everyone is dead, and he's essentially god.
An internal heart massage not even done inside a sterile surgery room but with dirty, muddy fingers is just asking for germs and bacteria to fuck over your heart directly.
Hell, Naruto isn't even being hooked up to any blood bags.
FUCKING SERIOUSLY KISHI
How does one beat Madara?
And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm talking about Power of the Six Path, Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu
Well Madara did break away from Edo Tensei with OP skills, then he revived himself with bullshit so Kabuto has no control over him
Who is objectively the worst character.
Her expression seems like Naruto's breath smelled really bad
Chakra hands aren't dirty.
But you see, this is the Ninja world, and Sakura is a Medical Ninja. Checks out.
The answer is always Sasuke
I'm tied between Naruto & Sasuke.
Probably Sasuke, because he's such a grimdark faggot.
Naruto and Sasuke
If he was half intelligent he would revive Madara without at least some grasp of any possible weaknesses.
At the very least he'd know how to unlock the Rinnegan for Sasuke too
>Don't fret man, he's just taking a rest
>When he's better, he'll go back to craving milf chests
Madara in terms of OP brokenness. Personality, not sure.
I wonder if Kishi has received any death threats because of this.
It's not any of the following
Who is inside Swirly Zetsu?
SHADOW POSSESSION COMPLETE
She disinfected her hands with her chakra and is keeping the heart sterile with chakra too.
Also, the other half of the kyuubi was the evil half compared to nurutus good half. Time for the return of beserk 6tails.
>forgetting about neji
The worst part is that this will be true.
Chakra healing kills da germs yo, full on ninja sterilization
Madara is the hero we need right now.
So Naruto still has some of bijuu chakra in him.
Minato will give him Yin Kyuubi then Naruto will pull Yang Kyuubi from Madara ass thus Kyuubi 100% powers restored.
they're running out of characters to put in there
nah, not broken enough.
He's probably hooking up with Yugito in the sky now. Busting out some enka rhymes
Oh shit what happened to that guy? Could be him.
ramen guy's daughter
Literally sounds like gibberish.
it's going to be a dbz type thing like when piccolo fused with kami and became a fuck ton stronger than what kami's power level would have given him
Are you guys ready for another 10-20 chapters of Talk no Jutsu against the evil Kyuubi? I sure am.
didnt zetsu commandeer obitos body?
i would lose my shit
Well, this guy is a pretty good wood user.
He summoned a Buddha statue made of wood and he attacks with wood branches and the only guy aside from the 1st Hokage who is a wood user is Yamato
This actually sounds right.
Sasuke will get the other half of the Kyuubi.
Naruto and Sasuke can both bear the Kyuubi together and become hokage and shit.
It's going to happen and you know it.
Black Zetsu did, that's spiral zetsu
The foot is coming from a battle so it clearly is not Jiraya. Kabuto 99%, Yamato 1% (no reason to be him but he's gone for like 100 chapters).
We ancient Rome now.
I think Kishimoto is referencing something from Jojo part 3. In the final battle, Jotaro makes his Stand stop his own heart, so Dio thinks he's dead.
What is with people talking non stop during big battles discussing what the other guy did after their special attack
This shit is getting old. Quit yapping and get to smackin
>tfw people collect your cells and integrate them into their own bodies
better than sex
Yamato is spiralmask.
We have no idea who foot is.
My money is on Don Kanoji
Orochimaru OP pls nerf
>Sasuke will get the other half of the Kyuubi.
>Naruto and Sasuke can both bear the Kyuubi together and become hokage and shit.
>It's going to happen and you know it.
BUT.. .THAT FUCK. Fucking hell you're probably right, that sort of horseshit would be right up kishimoto's alley.
Did Sakura seriously just pull a Neo?
She got her hand on him
Because you don't have to draw as much of the battle each chapter when someone does something and then they talk about it for the rest of the chapter.
Also, you can pad out your battle scenes to take place over 2 years real-time (like Bleach's Battle of Karakura Town or whatever it was called).
His head bloody looks like a warthog's tail.
My teenager ship is happening
Fuck you Hinatafags
Was it really 2 years?
I was hoping spiral zetsu was gonna help obito take control of his body back from black zetsu. Spiral zetsu seemed like a nice guy.
Sasuke is going to use the power the first gave him to unlock the Rinnegan and use it to get the Kyuubi back or something.
Daily reminder Orochimaru is final boss and will steal Madara of Sasuke body.
The ride never ends
>HE IS THE ONE!
are you questioning top quality kishi originality!?
He just wants to know what it's like to shit.
Told status: Rekt4life
I kind of feel bad for madara. Its his big moment and no one is even watching.
Probably not quite that long, but it certainly felt like that. It was at the very least over a year.
It's going to be quite satisfying when they pull they Juubi out of him.
>Karakura Town was 2 years long
No fucking way....right?
>he is the one
no, I'm saying she reached into his chest and jumpstarted his heart
didn't neo do that?
If Trollichimaru actually did that and then was like FUCK EVERYTHING SUPER IMMORTALITY HERE I GO and then promptly ascended, didn't even give a single shit about the planet and left everyone else standing around gaping like beached fish it'd be one of the few ways I'd actually consider the manga mildly redeemed.
Come up with the perfect ending for Naruto.
Ahaha holy shit
I was a Sakurafag before dropping this
This is great
It was actually just over 2 years long.
Madara kills everyone.
Whatever I come up with, Kishi will surely trump it.
You know who else kissed the main character while he was unconscious? Orihime.
Everyone was already under the Infinite Tsukuyomi. Or some bullshit St. Elsewhere ending
Collaboration with Kubo.
Aizen reveals himself and tells everyone they've been under an illusion the whole time.
I do really hope Sakura wins , because Hinata deserves so much better
But she didn't
>So I guess this cunt won the Naruto?
She's 660 chapters too late to take Naruto's first kiss.
Naruto had some bad ramen and it was all a dream.
but she didn't hinatafag
there was a day when i wanted that to happen, but with all the bulshit that has transpired it would just make the manga even worse
Everyone breaks out into song, and Bee does the rapping, with A reluctantly joining him.
So what BS thing Kishi will think up to save Sasuke and what power up will he give him on a silver platter also I think it's Kabuto too and he probably will hand Sasuke Senju DNA to make him a SOSP.
It was all genjutsu. Story resets to Itachi torturing Kakashi
>That was far worse than any physical torture now wasn't it?
>The memory of your childhood friend being sullen with lies about joining Madara
>Your pupils being killed
Story continues on for another two decades down an alternate path because fuck everything.
They finish. A few people die off.
Naruto becomes Hokage. It shows he gets with someone, but never actually shows who it is. Sasuke decides to run off an become a hermit.
Sakura just kind of, I don't know, exists or something.
Then it just ends, and we can put the whole thing to rest.
He gets a footjob and gets brought to life. 1st hokages gift will make him OP
But what will be the new naruto?
hes gonna get rinnegan
Were did you get this chapter? it isn´t on batoto.
The ghosts of his clan circle around him and cry, returning him to life like in Pokemon the First Movie.
Madara sees the error of his ways and kills himself, as he is the only one capable of doing so at that point.
>out of fucking nowhere Orochimaru
>pulls secret bullshit, kabuto was actually acting according to directions all along
>takes over Madara gains all power himself
>tells entire planet it's worthless and there's a whole other set of universes out there
>pulls a Mythos, ascends to Outsider status as snake god and fucks off with all the chakra of the planet leaving everyone else with the dicks dangling
>third to last page is all the ninjas now depowered looking at the sky slack jawed
>final two page spread is orochimaru and kabuto, orochimaru in snake god form in a pimped out star convertible driving over of a fucking galaxy listening to wild music ORCHIMARU'S WILD RIDE END
Check any fucking image
>mangapanda logo on OP pic
gee I fucking wonder
Oh god, fund this.
I'm amazed how naruto can go on for weeks chapter-wise, but effectively have all the story progression of a 3 panel comic strip.
Chapter 314 - 406. So 1.8 years-ish.
She chickened out, landwhale
That's a hover kiss
The ride will never end
nice dubs, but there was no contact involved.
I would read it
They say Naruto threads are shit, but these predictions are fucking golden.
The only 3 people that are left barefoot after a fight:
I'd like this
Thats CPR dipshit
>Implying it's fake
And how long would that have been in episodes?
No shit it's CPR
The fact she's willing to do that is a massive waving fucking flag
There should be a spinoff of him going on an epic journey to take a shit
I'm not mad, just sad
That Zetsu will dying never knowing what a bowel movement feels like.
That's the point I was getting at. NaruSaku is on the same shitty level as IchiHime now.
I'm calling it now, Sakura becomes useful by sacrificing her life using the chiyo tech to revive Naruto.
I'm gonna go read the last 10 or so chapters to see whats going on in a minute, but could someone explain to me why Kakashi can't just send the end boss's head to another dimension?
he could but right now he's busy
She has also been inside of him.
Naruhina is obliterated
Next week we're going to see kakashis face when madara kills him
Pursuers and dark magic 2 op.
Why is Madara missing an eye again? I forgot already.
4) Sasuke and Naruto
>hinata suddenly steps in and insists on using her own life force
>meets naruto in mind land
>pulls "doing duty, love, you must live for yourself & our future" cards
>naruto goes berserk and has to get it under control yet again
>AWAKENS A SECRET POWER
there that should stretch things out another 6 months or so, gotta make those loan payments
Can't believe this guy was right
There's no reason for her to do that since Minato will give Naruto the other half of the Nine tails.
He tried. Madara was just too stronk for him
His fake Edo Tensei eyes crumbled away when he resurrected fully. Apparently because his real eyes were already alive or something.
So, did black zetsu ever actually do anything in this series?
the rower from the zabuza arc. Nice 7's
something about the super eyes being loaned out and now he's recollecting them, but so far somebody else still has one or something? I stopped bothering to pay attention to details like two hundred chapters ago
>Hinata will die
pls no ;_;
No, Orihime never actually touched her lips to Ichigo's and Ichigo never liked her back, as Naruto has to Sakura for the entire manga.
the chapters following were worse than physical torture though
Yeah, he was arguably teh best shit-talker in nurutu bar none
Why is this manga so bad? I can't even fucking conceptualize how fucking awful this manga is. Why? Why why why why why why why?
anyone who thought the fucking main female wouldn't win in a shounen is delusional
It's obviously Karin
Rin is the worst thing to happen to the badass character of Tobi
>Orihime never actually touched her lips to Ichigo's
>implying that's the part that matters
Also, did you miss the part where he told Sakura to fuck off after her fake confession? It's been dead for years, mate.
I dunno, Madara's response to Naruto's "Nobody on this battlefield is going to die" speech was great.
Because it had a lot of potential to be good but kishi is a shit writer and takes it in retarded directions, and when it has the potential to get good again kishi takes it in an even more retarded directions.
If it makes you feel any better Hinata's second death will be even more super important and MEANINGFUL(TM) then the first! Then Naruto and Sakura will name their first daughter "Hinata" in her memory, search your heart you know this to be true.
nooooooooo don't say that
>karin's suddenly FULL OF PASSION AND THE POWER OF THE UZUMAKI
What a waste of a decent character. Sakura should've been using them scalpel skills to behead motherfuckers on the field, stopping organs with her chakra damn, she could've been a beast wtf kishi
>being able to uzumaki chakra chains
>being bad character
He wrote this in the chapter where Neji sacrificed himself for Naruto and Hinata and where Naruto held Hinata's hand
I hope Orochimari finally gets to fucking steal Sasuke's body.
Then Naruto will eat the fruit from juubi tree.
I said the same shit LOL straight up asspull
Sauce will get rinnegan too
where is 3rd picture from?
Madara was foot. He wants his eye after all
>inb4 team Orochimaru manages to revive Sasuke despite fucking Madara standing there
> power of the uzumaki
Wait a minute what the fuck is going on? when was stated she was from the uzumaki clan? rigth now? it can´t be
Even with all this shit, Madara is STILL too broken.
Let that sink in for a moment. Not even the most asspulliest power up at this point could logically explain how they can fucking defeat Madara with the Juubi inside him
somewhere along this mess of a manga someone said WOW SHE HAS RED UZUMAKI HAIR and then it became canon
it was hinted way back when like twice
"oh I have special chakra"
"whose this chick, she reminds me of an uzamaki"
shit like that
I remember it being said somewhere before.
Naruto's long lost cousin
God is back from moon?
That was stated a long time ago. I think around when it was revealed that Nagato was an Uzumaki and that all Uzumaki have red hair
Hinata is just going to travel to Gensokyo is all!
>implying madara has to lose
You mean half-sister
Nigga, don't understimate Kishimoto.
It was either stated or implied a while ago.
The fact that she is somehow worth half a shit now when she's been the shitty cleric for god knows how long is more bullshit
>yfw kishi has absolutely no idea how he will kill madara
>friendship no Jutsu
Just for Madara... just this once I want to see Naruto actually beating a villain. Pls Kishi.
Also even with friendship Jutsu they still have to effectively beat them. Obito was already beaten before they TnJ'd him
Do you even friendship
NO, They're come from the same clan / big family nigga.
Money on friendship
>Asspull no jutsu plot device
>Good character named karin
I don't want friendship no jutsu
I want dream world
Naruto talks Madara into defeat. Isn't it obvious?
i know everyone wants the manga to stop
but honestly, i don't want the ride to end ever
it's just too funny
Now he has truly learned from his Master Kubo
Enjoy it while you can because this is supposedly the final year for Naruto according to Kishimoto
Damn realy? but weren´t the uzumakis special since they could develop the rinegan like Nagato did? this would make karin a lot more relevant no?
Naruto's mom was raped by a pack of Uchias. Thats why Karin has the same hair shape as an Uchia
I thought /a/ hated Naruto and didn't keep up with it?
Oh we do, anon. We just LOVE to see how much of a TRAINWRECK it is, HEH XD
Who the fuck is that guy?
Nagato's rinnegan was madara's eyes
everybody's rinnegan except SOSP's was madara's eyes
>inb4 Naruto travels into a parallel world where time is slowed down and he trains for three months to unlock the secret technique that his father is going to teach him and Naruto reaches God level with that training alone before even using that technique and just blocks Madara's attacks like they're punches from a 4 year old potato
the foot belongs to Iruka sensei
he will finally be useful
>Implying she didn't just have a barry bonds seasons with all of them
They were just super special enough to have been mostly killed except for some important characters.
I think their schtick was sealing shit.
Uzumakis couldn't actually get the Rinnegan. Nagato never got it
>Next time on kyuubi ball z...
Sakura will sacrifice herself to use the chiyo revival jutsu and revive Naruto. Naruto will honor her sacrifice and get MORE development. He will proceed to meet is father to perform that bullshit to reseal the fox. Burning with vigor and passion Nuruto dashes to the battlefield for the final battle with Madara.
They're bunch of homos, nigga.
RIP Kakashi. Madara coming to destroy your anus.
It won't work. Naruto was already in dream world and realized he was not happy there
A hentai doujin
Will he make another project?
>but the new god power... HAS A PRICE!
>he must give up all his chakra and justsu forever after winning!
>he is made Hokage anyway since it's now peaceful and the villages all realize that it's not about power, it's about your HEART!
>kakashi kamui's madara to 4th dimension
>it's over we won
Kabuto will transfer his own life to revive sauce
Kyuubi already said that Jutsu won't work to Gaara I think
Fuck was this the reason Bleach started to lose popularity in japan? This sounds like the biggest bullshit I have ever read.
Pretty much. It takes less than two minutes to read. It is pretty fun watching the plot cascade into further levels of stupidity.
Is there an actual source on that or what.
I remember hearing that last year and it didn't end
He's going to think of the largest asspull ever conceived.
But he hasn't thought of it yet so he's continuously delaying by making madara stronger.
>Probable EOS Matches : Naruto<=>Sakura, Sasugay<=>Karin, Hinata<=>Pain and Loneliness.
All hopes are dashed. Kishi has struck the final nail in the coffin....fck you KISHI, fck you!!
He said he hopes to
endboss will be God Yashin, calling it
plot twist: Yashin is the Sage of the Six Paths
also, Madara will be defeated by Naruto's Sexy Jutsu
it was also >>101552808
with addition that Ichigo got his power back anyway (with an upgrade)
>tfw killer bee is dead and forgotten
Man my head is filled with fuck right now, i can´t even remember what is what anymore because this manga is just too horrible.
It's not even that. Naruto has a lot of potential. After it gets bad, you just keep reading it, hoping it finally lives up to it. Everyone once in a while there's a part that really makes you feel like it's finally going to do something cool, then shits all over it. By the time you finally realize that the series is never going to be good, it's close enough to the end that it doesn't feel right to just drop it after all these years. Then the ending turns out to take longer than you imagined.
How much stronger can Madara get, seriously.
When hes writing this, is he thinking HOLY FUCK, YES. FUCKING YES. This battle is so fucking epic. Everyone is going to be blown away how fucking powerful everyone is. This is just going to be the coolest.
Apparently it was from an interview from an convention or festival. Can't find source for it right now but I've heard it millions of times already in December/January
No you just have a shitty memory/the attention span of a child.
The Manga got delayed because Kishi's old man died.
Sasuke's eyes on his arms so that he can use Izanagi in case someone would actually be able to beat him with some bullshit
It is all down hill for Madara from here.
To go into more detail, Kishimoto said that we're at the "final phase" in Naruto right now.
He learns Talk no Jutsu
Yay! The god madara gets another powerboost. Why not just give the fucker a byakugan and shino's haxed bugs while your at it kishi you hack writer piece of shit!
I'VE GOT IT! Naruto'll give the villain a compelling speech about his Ninja way and how he will never succumb to the path of darkness. It'll be so inspiring that the villain gives up his lifelong plans instantly and make a complete 360. The fans will LOVE it!
Kishimoto is infamously bad at figuring out how long something will take to happen. He said 2008 would "be a big year for Kakashi." Then 2009. By 2010, he finally admitted it was taking longer than he thought.
The thing he was hinting at finally happened in 2013.
No, he's thinking BOY I SURE HOPE NOBODY MAKES FUN OF ME ON AN ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD FOR USING SHOUNEN TROPES. THAT WOULD MAKE ME HAVE TO WIPE AWAY MY TEARS WITH ALL THIS MONEY I HAVE.
How and the fuck do you even do that.
What the fuck Kishimoto
You don't understand the genius mind of Kishimoto
Orochimaru you have come back to us
>It's not even that. Naruto has a lot of potential. After it gets bad, you just keep reading it, hoping it finally lives up to it. Everyone once in a while there's a part that really makes you feel like it's finally going to do something cool, then shits all over it. By the time you finally realize that the series is never going to be good, it's close enough to the end that it doesn't feel right to just drop it after all these years. Then the ending turns out to take longer than you imagined.
Best summary I've read of the whole thing. Hell, I've even enjoyed some of the fan material around it too. While obviously 99.9% of it is dreck, there have been a few damn good stories (and some hot doujins) made out of the universe, way back when it was much more open ended about what would happen (like pre-timeskip basically). People came up with ideas that would have been infinitely better then what we got.
Then as time went on the walls closed in but yeah, still those gleams from time to time when you'd almost think you were going to get back what you first saw in the series also those many years ago. Then no. Then "well fuck it really feels like it's practically done, guess I'll see it through." I did drop for real Bleach though and don't even check any chapters any longer. That really truly did get to be too much, at least Naruto still has some flashiness and hilarity to it and seems to be trainwrecking a lot faster. We haven't actually had any brand new characters in quite a while.
Gotta draw out the manga and make money somehow.
I just remembered now the sharingan litteraly works based on hurt feelings.
So acording to kishi, "tfw no gf" would give you a sharingan.
>the same power as Kushina Uzumaki
WHY IS NO ON ETALKING ABOUT THAT?
I still think this would be trolltastic enough.
But that's only worked 5 times!
Just as according to keikaku.
It is official, Hinata will become a lesbian with Ten Ten
Best girl wins.
Kishi probably doesn't realize that drawing battles takes as long as actual plot progression.
Kubo knows that, hence why he said that Bleach will take another 10 years, although all that's happening are another series of 1on1 battles
>make a complete 360
so he's going to... keep being evil?
No it must a "tfw no gf cuz bff killed gf after being friendzoned"
but tenten never wins
Seriously why the fuck doesn't naruto have that special chakra bullshit? His mother was from the uzamaki clan as well.
Someone tell me:
why the fuck didn't Obito just suck in Naruto into the other dimension while he was asleep, let him there until he becomes unconscious due to the lack of food/water and then extract the kyuubi?
>It is official, Hinata will become a lesbian with Ten Ten
He's not a pure Uzumaki. He inherited Minato's shitty genes
epic, simply epic :^)
and meanwhile Hidan is chilling in his earthhole
what was kushinas power again?
Also no one cares, this is just as bad as Bert and reiner revealing they were the titans all along.
What I got out of this chapter:
>Sakura pegs Naruto's hole
>When the fuck did Karin learn that
>Orochimaru classic neck shit
>Madara looks like a homosexual now
Eh I give it a 3/5
>being off in your own series by 5 years
Christ how does that even happen
Kabuto said it in the fight with Sasuke
>>final two page spread is orochimaru and kabuto, orochimaru in snake god form in a pimped out star convertible driving over of a fucking galaxy listening to wild music ORCHIMARU'S WILD RIDE END
>how did you leave out his specially picked harem of young boys hanging off of him?
Makes you wonder why nobody ever bothered to teach Naruto that chakra chain bullshit.
Maybe it's a grill-only skill.
It's a good thing he has you here to fight his battles, otherwise we might have done irreparable damage to his career.
I'm sure he'll call you to express his gratitude any moment now.
Sooo....does this mean they did it?
But anko is dead with a snake in her vagoo in a cave.
>Seriously why the fuck doesn't naruto have that special chakra bullshit? His mother was from the uzamaki clan as well.
JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT. You wouldn't want to spoil that Kishisurprise would you!?
Because DEEP DOWN IN HIS HEART he still was FULL OF LOVE DEEP INSIDE and secretly didn't want to win! no seriously, that's basically what happened.
Madara already was gay
butthurt much? it's just a joke, right?
Because he's essentially invincible as long as nobody knows how his pocket dimension works. Putting people in there is generally a bad idea.
Uh Yes, she penetrated Naruto's vagina.
every week i think naruto cant possibly surprise me again with how stupid it is, then wednsday comes around and proves me wrong yet again
Bravo, Kishimoto. It takes talent to be so mediocre, stupid and boring all at once
>tfw neither anko or shizune were a bigger part of the story
God, why does kishi suck so hard?
In the middle of battlefield. Kids these days have no patience
>Hinata dying for Naruto
This makes so much sense.
So posting in all caps is what you do when you're not butthurt?
Or are you just pretending to be retarded?
No, I respond with hilarious anime images when I'm butthurt. I got this one from the Naruto subreddit.
So... who will Hinata be with? She turn lesbo with Ino?
I wish that fucker came back. I actually miss some of the Akatsuki and especially pic related.
Fuck you Sasuke and Kishimoto
take that shit back to /v/
I always felt so bad for her. Rukia is a flat slut shemale.
Is there any Naruto doujin decently drawed and without sakura/tsunade? i neeed this, i fapped to a medabots doujin just days but i couldn´t bring myself to fap with a Naruto doujin.
This is important
o i am laffin
You were the first guy to post in caps
Sakura is taking drastic action after Hinata pulled ahead by holding hands with naruto. HOLDING HANDS
So if this guy could take on every ninja in the past and present all at once, why didn't he win when he was young?
Okay. I'm just explaining how thankful Kishi must be to have a keyboard warrior such as yourself to prevent others from destroying his hard work.
I have a suggestion. Get a girlfriend.
10/10 this would be the best ending.
Try that same insult a 3rd time, I'm sure it'll be effective then and won't in anyway display how butthurt you are.
you mean progressing like terminal cancer?
The faggot with the dog. Choji gets with ino
Why was this chapter so short?
I fucking hate that I kept reading past the first couple of arcs. I can't drop it even know I just scroll past the pages and try to ignore those idiotic 'Naruto maymay's xD' pages.
Who was masked man again? Tobi with zetsu fused and in control?
This. Shippuden and powerlevel shit would have been avoided.
I'm sure that Kishi is grateful to have such a dedicated knight such as yourself who will relentlessly argue over said posts and then accuse the other parties of being butthurt.
How would that help me.
That happened in bleach? What the fuck...
Don't forget about the wood clone guy. We haven't seen him in what. 2 years?
>Try that same insult a 3rd time
>only using the insult 'butthurt'
>Don't forget about the wood clone guy. We haven't seen him in what. 2 years?
He's inside Tobi right now
I'm not >>101553799
you're thinking I'm >>101553663
but i'm actually >>101553663
who is responding to >>101552955
It's shonen, power level is their thing.
he could unlock the 8 gates for fun, and take Neijis byakugan because why the fuck not.
>they beat Madara
>Orochimaru eats his body and gains all his powers
>Looks at Naruto and the gang with a shit eating grin on his face
>benny hill song starts up. He runs away to make a plan to kill Naruto and the others. (He doesn't do it there because that would make too much sense. Or low power or some other BS)
>Sasuke follows him to train with him again
The cycle repeats!
Just realized I forgot my pic
>you're thinking I'm >>101553663 (You)
>but i'm actually >>101553663 (You)
>I'm only pretending to be retarded.
if he was in there, Kakashi would be able to pull out Naruto. Also Tobi isn't invincible inside the parallel dimension, Naruto would fuck him up.
He's planning something evil, right? Kishi is not redeeming him, right?
that's not me.
He could perform 3 blowjobs at te same time.
i'm still angry at that great snake escape bullshit. you didn't deserve that deidara ;_;
What about Shika?
he gets Ino
Wonder if there is any hentai of that.
Shikamaru is going to get with temari
ShikaxTemaru has been OTP for a decade now.
So who the fuck does Tenten get if Neji is dead? Is she just going to start browsing /r9k/ making threads about how her love interest wanted to fuck his cousin more than her?
see >>101551534. it's impossible but if kishimoto actually pulled that I would mostly forgive him for these last 5 years
what are you talking about anon? those two are only friends. stop reading stuff into every little insignificant minor action.
You know what pisses me off. Naruto is only a "good" ninja because of the 9 tails.
If it wasn't for the 9 tails. He wouldn't be able to do shit.
Even with the 9 tails he is a one trick pony, spamming shadow clone over and over and then throwing in a raisingon(I know it's spelled wrong. Don't even care) every once in awhile.
He'd be a shit hokage.
>So who the fuck does Tenten get if Neji is dead?
could just be something random like some sand ninja or something.
What. This shit hasn't finished?
Lee has a better chance with Sakura than he does tenten.
>thinking naruto wild ride will ever finish
This final arc has been going on for over four years now
Ino should be a prostitute
I'm pretty sure he's thinking, HOLY FUCK what more do you guys want? I brought every character back from the dead, I gave countless powerups and pissed over every last bit of quality that was leftover, I even went as far as making Sakura do something and you guys still don't like it!
So... what will he do after Naruto finishes?
Be done with manga? New series?
It will be a spin off as him as an adult with Sakura as his GF with some new random powerful fucker as a villain.
Or like 20 years later with the child of Naruto and Sakura being the new star.
You are not understanding Kishimoto's VISION. You see it's not the jutsu, it's... the ninja heart that uses them! So good.
Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
Have the spread page of the battlefield with the rising sun be the final page. You know the one.
i pooped from my butt once and was proud the whole day until my muffin!
>Naruto becomes Hokage
>He turns into 9 tails and destroys the village every time it needs saving
>mfw Madara keeps growing powerlevels
>Naruto wins with the Maka™ Courage Punch
>Has Naruto standing on cliff overlooking the now peaceful land with the rising sun be the final page as he GETS READY FOR HIS NEXT ADVENTURE
there we go
"Naruto 3" would make sense.
They did it with Dragonball after all.
When did he first appear I completely forgot.
This is the better version
Since Naruto will have dark kurama will he be able to turn back into cloak mode instead of the piss yellow saiyan mode?
No, now he is ORANGE Saiyan mode.
I find that I actually enjoy the chapters where the focus isn't on Naruto or Sasuke
everyone else is just so much more interesting
Also would like to know when he appeared. Too many fuckers with masks.
>inb4 it's Jirayah for no fucking reason at all
>"I WAS WRONG NARUTO! MORE POWER IS MORE LIFE!"
which wasnt even made by the original guy. It was a cash in on the popularity of the series. although Super Saiyan 4 is the best one
It's like calling Halo 4 and 5 true sequels.
Did the 4th have a cloak mode? No. Did he have a piss mode? Yes. What do you think?
>Naruto ends but sells the rights so they can make anime
>the anime is like GT(not canon) and completely retarded
Can you imagine it being somehow even more retarded, or maybe it would be the opposite. It would be amazing, but it wouldn't matter because it wasn't canon.
Kishi can write any character he wants back in. Restraint isn't really something he possesses.
>Haven't read the chapter, but read spoilers
>Was disappointed that Sakura won the Naruto
>See this, laugh at how hideously grotesque it looks
You know, at the end of the day, I'm glad NaruSaku won so horrendously. This image encompasses their whole relationship - settlingly miserably because neither won the Sauce.
>It's like calling Halo 4 and 5 true sequels.
halo 4 is made by almost the same people you retart
Arent the tailed beasts supposed to die if their hosts die? I remember Kurama telling Naruto that early on. Why the fuck would going to Minatos corpse do anything
Apparently if you're an Uzumaki you can survive it.
Clearly it's the guy from the first episode of Naruto. The silver hair dude. He also appears like 200 episodes later as a filler episode as well.
It's him. I can feel it.
I wish Kishi would have started out with Obito as the MC, transition to Nagato after Obito dies, show the childhood of Nagato up through the founding of akatsuki, and then switch over to Naruto. And then end after the destruction of Konoha.
Of course it's Konohamaru from the future.
What is Dragon Ball? I seem to remember Bulma was the main female and last time I checked she didn't win the Goku.
dont you call me tart you sour.
oh yeah anon well i think that Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up. Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
I swear to fucking god, if Orochimaru somehow manages to take over Zetsus body and survive...
>yfw rinnegan perfectly susanoo coated Juubi
This is Kingdom Hearts all over again.
Naruto will somehow get his own Sage of Six paths mode. Naruto will get revived, and somehow get Sasuke's eyes.
For shame anon
>Spiral Zetsu is using Yamato's body to power up his Mokuton
>Eight Tails cut one of his tails before being absorbed by the statue. Likely that Bee is inside, and the remaining chakra from the tail will keep him alive
>Foot guy is Kabuto
Madara fucking soloed the entire world (all beasts, all kages, Naruto/Sasuke, every fucking other character), PRE-powerup. This just doesn't make any fucking sense. I genuinely can't imagine how Kishimoto is gonna pull this off.
I forgot about him.
Somehow, I felt like I'd be a lot more disappointed when this happened but instead I don't feel anything.
Aizen fucking soloed the entire Gotei (All Captains / Captain Class, Gin, made Ichigo piss himself), PRE-powerup. This just doesn't make any fucking sense. I genuinely can't imagine how Kubomoto is gonna pull this off.
>able to control the most numerous incest in the world the beetle
>the beetles eat chakra and generally fuck up all the shit
>Aburames not the best character
Its like you hate perfection
Goku is going to beat him.
because it's CPR. it's not a lust filled kiss. He's dead.
By the way, Shikamaru's dad is dead, right?
To be fair, everybody in Naruto except like, Shikamaru and Lee would be lame without their gimmick.
He already announce that he's doing a new manga. Some shit called Mario, I think it's about gangsters?
>Shino controls incest
>Makes Sasuke fuck Itachi's corpse
Naruto might become some sort of Rikudo Sage given that he got something from the other beasts before they were taken
He combines with Sasuke
About as dead as you can possibly be in Naruto.
That describes my experience with Bleach perfectly, and was the reason I was avoiding even giving Naruto a fair chance. No, just no, I'm never doing that again.
They need Itachi back. Itachi is the only character with plot power that can possibly match Madara
Until Sasuke awakens the rennigan, pairs up with gedo statue, and performs Rinne Tensei or w/e to revive everyone killed in the war, including Obito
lol yep and hopefully sakura, ten ten, and sai join him
I like my pic better.
He died when the squid thing got pulled out of his body presumable, same way Naruto is dead, unless they use that cut off tail to keep him alive. Actually, he's probably not dead because of that.
Real Obito, the other one is a clone.
I want to see Naruto ans Sasuke performing that fuuuuusiioon move from Dragonball
>revive everyone from the begining of shinobi world
>die of starvation afterwards because not enough food
>To be fair, everybody in Naruto except like, Shikamaru and Lee would be lame without their gimmick.
god damn these niggas, I know he gets less scene time the fucking tenten but still, he had some of the best fights in the entire series
I laughed WAY harder then I should have
>Itachi is the only character who isn't a complete dumb-ass that can possibly match Madara
>To be fair, everybody in Naruto except like, Shikamaru and Lee would be lame without their gimmick.
Jiraiya, Guy, Tobirama, Hashirama, Danzo, Hidan. There's plenty of cool characters in Naruto. Naruto just has king of the hill syndrome where the 3 main character suck.
>turns out sage of 6 paths had a brother
>same powers just dark sided
>ramen guy is his descendant, gives naruto his sage noodle
>naruto gets edgy
>turns out there's a sage of 6 paths inside each and everyone, you just gotta believe it
>naruto becomes sage of infinite paths, rapes madara, has baby with hinata and sakura
They tried that back in the third chapter but they were too incompatible.
they already did. they became that Giant Kurama with the Susanoo armor
Itachi is the only person who could out-troll Madara, too bad Kishi wrote him off....
>god damn these niggas, I know he gets less scene time the fucking tenten but still, he had some of the best fights in the entire series
Yea at that point you thought they would all keep up or even rival naruto and sasuke but nope.
Yeah. Like I've said before, only the people who read it can truly understand how awful Naruto is.
they did a fusion move, it killed Obito with it.
Oh god I laughed.
Lee wouldn't be too bad. But yeah, Shikamaru is pretty lame for his powers.
best power ever!
that's a better plot line than anything that kishi has written over the past 7 years
this isn't even my final form!
What happened to Obito? I stopped reading for a bit.
but they didn't do the ritual!
Power of friendship screwed him over. He could have soloed the entire army.
>he had some of the best fights in the entire series
Shino had fight scenes? They always cut his shit.
Dead. He was right fucking next to the fastest ninja to ever live and Kakashi who's whole gimmick was predicting everything everyone did and they both couldn't stop Zetsu from taking 5 pages to slowly sneak up to him and kill him.
Naruto and Sasuke did a fusion move with Kurama and Susano and killed him. Then Zetsu used his body to revive Madara and is controlling the body like a symbiote right now.
That was just the fusion dance. Now they need to do it with the kai's ear rings
You already know this is going to build up to Madara complaining about his hardknock life and then Naruto going on and on about how much harder everyone else has had it.
If you don't know how to kill him, when you shouldn't buff him anymore, Kishi
I mean he was as smart as negi, temari and close to shikamaru.
Had a CRAZY interesting bloodline ability.
He actually was a ninja and hid, collected info and fought with tactics which wrecked his enemys, but I guess this IS naruto after all and you can only appear in the show if you act like a fucking sperglord 90% of the time
But when everyone is super... noone is super
They accidentally initiated the ritual but both were kinda repulsed by it. Even worse, their peers saw them. It's going to be a long time before they even think of attempting it again.
>Naruto and Sasuke end up together
Bigger rage than the Oreimo ending?
captcha: cklinkr readyville
Let's say Kishi actually ends this with Madara victorious. What will be /a/'s response?
I can't believe he fucking did it. Series vindicated. I look forward to his next work with extreme interest.
> Oreimo ending
Why? I'm ok with this.
Wait. Are you fucking serious? They tried to fuse?
They all just give all the sage power to naruto by holding up their arms, you know this bro.
Accidentally. They weren't really meaning to, they just got to close to each other and it kind of started. It took every one in the room by surprise.
>the last chapter is Madara singing Annie
Fuck yeah, he blew zakus arm off (I mean shit nigga blowing off a mechs arm with beetles takes skill).Fucked up the puppet guy and some other shit. Honestly I stoped watching after the garra arc but in some filler Im pretty sure he fucked the best girl hinata and her sister
Sasuke just casted Susano on top of Kurama. It was like crossing ninjutsu.
>are you fucking serious?
he turned out to be a tremendous uselss beta phaggot who got jobbed by two flaming homosexuals and their 'friends' and shit. thankfully he is dead, because he is easily one of the worst writing characters in all of manga
What is so bad about infinite Tsukiomi? It's practically giving everyone in the world free entrance into heaven. Everyone will get an ideal life and there will be no war. I don't see the downside.
What happens when it's daytime and you can't see the moon and it doesn't work
I actually really liked Karin's attack
chains are fucking cool
Infinite Tsukuyomi'll come out! Tomorrow! Bet your bottom that tomorrooow, they'll be Moon!
Thats not how genjutsu work. Once your in one you have to break out or be let out. They don't have to keep solid eye contact with you.
It's just like the matrix: people want to be free. AS if they aren't controlled either way
I'm hoping everyone just changes their mind and hold hands singing 'We Are the World' and let Madara finish his plan.
I'd actually clap, and all the years of reading Naruto was actually worth it for that ending.
>>Naruto and Sasuke end up together
I would be pissed. InoXnaruto for life
>Last page of the manga shows Naruto from 1st chapter waking up at his home
>"What a wierd long dream I had"
And then he's killed by some random falling brick.
>MFW no anime/spinoff manga about the alternate universe
I miss bitch Hinata.
>no one attends his funeral
>'Why would I can about some academy flunkie who never amounted to anything?'
You forgot the best part.
>Kyuubi transfers over to that brick
>9 tails is long forgotten and world peace is achieved since no one can find it
>'Why would I can
Exactly, they woodn't.
>Arent the tailed beasts supposed to die if their hosts die?
Yes, but by edo-tensei the fourth, he also edo-tenseid automatically the Kurama that was in the fourth. So they could transfer the zombie-Kurama into the living Naruto until Naruto can get the living-Kurama back.
So bee is kill?
All of my yes
There is still hope for us.
Its CPR you fucking faggot.
Hinata would have given it to him if she hadn't tripped.
Next chapter Naruto will wake up, then he will look for Hinata to hold her hands and destroy Madara
But Anko's dying in a cave somewhere.
he could be Madara of the six paths and eight gates
How are they gonna beat him?
This is just ridiculous and hasn't even reached his full power yet
Actually Juugo carries her around I htink
>your one and only hope of fighting the final boss is almost dead
>you are in a serious scenario and presumably over the 14 year old cooties shit
>CPR the bastard or we all die/get mind raped
I can't comprehend the sperg, even from /a/, I would have expected that kind of reaction from other actual fanboy based forums.
pls no Kishimoto
>5 years plan
>17 years already
That's a different thing. It was initially supposed to be 5 years, but then he just made it his life work.
If Kishi would just suddenly die so that Naruto becomes unfinished that would be great.
I want Hinata to win but for Sakura to win or Hinata to die would just be about the worst thing to ever happen to my childhood.