If your post number ends in, YOU:
1-2 = insert penis into pencil sharpner
3-4 = are gay for Light
5-6 = must rewatch Dubnote up until most recent available episode
7-8 = insert penis into woodchipper
9-0 = get the fuck out of /a/
44 = jackpot number; gay for Matsuda
33 = unlucky number; commit a felon
66 = cannot continue the Deathnote series for 2 weeks [if you haven't finished it already]
88 = are gay for L and his successors
I recognise that filename, faggot
you're both fucked. haha.
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME FAGGOT
COME ON 88!!
lets go nothing!
hardcore mode eh?
I am already gay for matusda though...
inb4 100 posts and shitstorms that accompany them
lol not what your number says
be gentle with me
NONE OF THESE CHOICES LET YOU WIN
posting games are so fun!
Rollin' for a 66
This thread is making me lose!
Funny how that works...
You're fucked now, Ryuuzaki.
I still haven't watched Death Note and refuse to unless someone hands it to me.
Damn, my penis is always getting it.
There needs to be some near-impossible to get jackpot
GOOOOOO RIDGE RACER!
lol. too bad I don't have a penis.
well, I'm bored, let's see what failure I end up with.
HA 7 both times.
I fucking haet this thread.
>88 = are gay for L and his successors
>and his successors
Holy fucking shit.
Why do I keep failing so hard?
Disappear, this Thread is an eyesore. This Thread. This Thread. This Thread. This Thread. This Thread. This Thread. This Thread. This Thread. . This Thread. This Thread. This Thread. This Thread. This Thread. This Thread. This Thread. This Thread.
LYING SON OF A BITCH
Even this is less gay than this thread.
>insert penis into woodchipper
god I lol'd.
HAY GUYS LETS EAT CAKE
Not with L around.
You do not amuse me, now since you've killed me and raped Near.
Is this /jp/?
Woodchipper'll be doin' that, milady.
I'm wealthy enough, that I bought your penis off of ebay.
Socks, pants, no underwear, final destination only.
[adult swim] REPORTING IN. WHAT'S THE MISHAP?
Our penises keep getting CUT OFF.
For instance, pencil sharpners and woodchippers.
Like where this is going.
DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD NOW
ITS TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL!
SAME TO YOU FAGGOT
YOU JUST LOST THE GAMEYOU'RE
YOU JUST LOST THE GAMEALL
YOU JUST LOST THE GAMEFUCKED
YOU JUST LOST THE GAMENOW
YOU JUST LOST THE GAMENIGGERS
Oh Shi- I was about to say in b4 that crap.
FUCK YOU MAN, FUCK YOU.
How the fuck can you say no to THIS!?
7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8, 7 or 8
COME ON BABY! BRING IT HOME!
Sorry, I'm just not in to fatasses I guess.
THIS THREAD IS HORSESHIT
ENJOY YOUR DUB NOTE FAGGOT
fuck I lol'd
Near is not fat, he's divine!
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME1YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME2YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME3YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME4YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME5YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME6YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME7YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME8YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME9YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME0YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
Does this mean Near is gay for Lighto?
Also, it seems he's gay.
I just love where this thread is going.
ONCE MORE SHALL I...
I'd hit that!
WHAT A SHITTY THREAD
AND NEAR ISN'T DIVINE HE'S JUST FAT
penis -> sharpener
THIS SHIT IS EVEN MORE UNFUNNY THAN DEATH NOTE.
Near IS divine you dumb faggot!
hopefully, I'll get some good number...
I'd post sum LxRaito doujinshi
but last time I was punished.
OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
YOU DARE BRING LIGHT TO MY LAIR?
Near IS faggot you dumb divine!
hint- it was ripped out of this picture
I looked at that pic and thought "what's wrong with that chick?" until I realized who it was.
Come on ending in 5-6!
LUCKY SON OF A BITCH
I thought he was a girl for a while when I was reading the manga.
Near IS dumb you divine faggot!
GO MAN GO
That wasn't so bad
Me too. But I continued to fap for him even after I found out the truth.
Your fate has been sealed.
The jokes on you! I don't have a penis!
HARDCORE? I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
>9-0 = get the fuck out of /a/
BAWW, I STILL MISS HIM. ;_;
Wait, how did you fap if you don't have a penis?
I really should try to think ahead before I try to troll.
Would rather end in 7-8 than 5-6.
But then, I have no penis.
So, posts ending in 9-0!?
trying my luck
Did I win?
So hope I get a good one
Why do we believe that this thread will not devolve into a shitstorm?
Because we remember the days when threads were good.
Risk taking time.