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>go into classroom
>see this

What do?
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[X] Touch fluffy tail
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>[x] *unsheathes katana*
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>>101537811

You're talking about your penis right?
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*tips fedora
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[x] Roundhouse Kick
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Catnip
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*grabs by throat*
FUCK OFF??!
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I've never seen any of this series but that cat makes me rock hard.
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>>101538080
What are you waiting for?
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>>101537863
>unzips dick
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[X] Summon Vampire Loli Best Girl
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>>101538080
What the hell are you doing then you fag, start watching the series
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>>101537987
Man, imagine Cat in catnip.
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>>101538012
lel
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>>101538080
Download and watch it now.
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I think it is time for a soliloquy
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Undicks zip
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Touch fluffy ears
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I would probably wonder why they are like this in front of the class since I only ever show up late
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Pat her head.
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>>101538080
Don't watch it, is only a series that pretend to be a master piece but in the end is shit hyped by the fanbase
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Reject the shit out of her and then watch her cry as I eat Red Lobster for dinner.
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>>101538305
>commie
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Time to get lewd.
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>>101538472
Woah, fucking rude.
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Find an empty desk and sit down. This is going to be an interesting class.
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Any girl, doesn't matter if 2D or 3D, who can pull the :3 face is perfect wife material.
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>>101538893
>:3 face
>3D
I don't think that's physically possible.
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>>101538893
>perfect wife material
If she doesn't kill you, which is very, very, likely
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I would try to touch her but would probably die in the process
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>>101538357
>>101538080
>>101537595
I don't like it she has no tail, this cat is shit.
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>>101539132
This. You can try to touch her but you will die, or at least get seriously injured. She is great to look at but nothing further than that.
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>>101539282
>you will never touch hanekawa
Life truly is suffering.
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>>101539384
You know I was never really a big fan of cat, but as I finished my seventh series marathon I am getting a new appreciation for her.
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>her
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arararagi is such a fucking faggot holy shit
Why does he pick literal worst girl? Holy cow everyone from apearm to snake to cat to snail is better than crab.
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>>101539258
>I don't like it she has no tail, this cat is shit.

better now?
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>>101539580
She's alright. I never liked how ugly she was until she cut her hair. She's kind of boring as a character.
I kind of wish she stayed as a cat forever, so lewd and hot and I can't take it.
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>>101537595
>Whip out my penis
>Black Hanekawa immediately slashes it off with her razor sharp claws
Shou ga nai.
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>>101539717
Yes, thank you.
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>>101539630
Check your pronouns.
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>>101539688
>implying there's anybody and anything better than crab
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>not telling her to do this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlwVBKs5T_E

On a side note, I wonder how many outtakes of this one line there are.
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>>101539688
Should've gone with bee.
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>>101539861
Kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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>>101539688
>snake
>better
>than anything
let's not get hasty here, unless you're trying to tell a story of falsehoods
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>>101537811
>unsheathes katana
surely you meant to sheathe it
like, in your body, sword-swallower style?
right, arararagi-kun?
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>>101537863

...Yes, let's go with that.
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>>101539580
Seventh? How many times can you re-watch the series man?
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Why is my classroom so dull and depressing?
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[x] Genuflect
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Why did Arararagi deny his feelings for Hanekawa in Nekomonogatari?
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>>101541157
I've watched Bakemonogatari through in a traditional manner about a half-dozen times, with enough viewings of disparate episodes to make up a couple more, plus another ten or so passes over in aegisub.
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>>101538893
so you're into girls with cleft lip?
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>>101541883
And why exactly do you do this
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>>101542044
Because I really, really like Bakemonogatari, of course.
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lock up in shock, stare for a while before staring around the room erratically trying to figure out what to do but actually just waiting to see how she reacts and go from there
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Slam the door and run cause I don't want to die



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