>go into classroom
[X] Touch fluffy tail
>[x] *unsheathes katana*
You're talking about your penis right?
[x] Roundhouse Kick
*grabs by throat*
I've never seen any of this series but that cat makes me rock hard.
What are you waiting for?
[X] Summon Vampire Loli Best Girl
What the hell are you doing then you fag, start watching the series
Man, imagine Cat in catnip.
Download and watch it now.
I think it is time for a soliloquy
Touch fluffy ears
I would probably wonder why they are like this in front of the class since I only ever show up late
Pat her head.
Don't watch it, is only a series that pretend to be a master piece but in the end is shit hyped by the fanbase
Reject the shit out of her and then watch her cry as I eat Red Lobster for dinner.
Time to get lewd.
Woah, fucking rude.
Find an empty desk and sit down. This is going to be an interesting class.
Any girl, doesn't matter if 2D or 3D, who can pull the :3 face is perfect wife material.
I don't think that's physically possible.
>perfect wife material
If she doesn't kill you, which is very, very, likely
I would try to touch her but would probably die in the process
I don't like it she has no tail, this cat is shit.
This. You can try to touch her but you will die, or at least get seriously injured. She is great to look at but nothing further than that.
>you will never touch hanekawa
Life truly is suffering.
You know I was never really a big fan of cat, but as I finished my seventh series marathon I am getting a new appreciation for her.
arararagi is such a fucking faggot holy shit
Why does he pick literal worst girl? Holy cow everyone from apearm to snake to cat to snail is better than crab.
>I don't like it she has no tail, this cat is shit.
She's alright. I never liked how ugly she was until she cut her hair. She's kind of boring as a character.
I kind of wish she stayed as a cat forever, so lewd and hot and I can't take it.
>Whip out my penis
>Black Hanekawa immediately slashes it off with her razor sharp claws
Shou ga nai.
Yes, thank you.
Check your pronouns.
>implying there's anybody and anything better than crab
>not telling her to do this
On a side note, I wonder how many outtakes of this one line there are.
Should've gone with bee.
let's not get hasty here, unless you're trying to tell a story of falsehoods
surely you meant to sheathe it
like, in your body, sword-swallower style?
...Yes, let's go with that.
Seventh? How many times can you re-watch the series man?
Why is my classroom so dull and depressing?
Why did Arararagi deny his feelings for Hanekawa in Nekomonogatari?
I've watched Bakemonogatari through in a traditional manner about a half-dozen times, with enough viewings of disparate episodes to make up a couple more, plus another ten or so passes over in aegisub.
so you're into girls with cleft lip?
And why exactly do you do this
Because I really, really like Bakemonogatari, of course.
lock up in shock, stare for a while before staring around the room erratically trying to figure out what to do but actually just waiting to see how she reacts and go from there
Slam the door and run cause I don't want to die