No one likes Hispania
NEW THREAD? NEW THREAD.
Lets have a non sexual thread shall we?
USA USA USA
Fuck you, Hispania a second best.
That's a weird order
Why is Nipa such a weak character?
Normally Humikane makes good characters
Because she was only featured the tiniest bit in only one episode.
Because you don't know jack shit about her.
Do your research. The 502nd girls are just as or perhaps arguably more fleshed out than their counterparts from the 501st.
Enlighten me then
I want to impregnate Nipa.
She's so soft and warm
Also she's so fluffy
>Inb4 Yuno is fluffiest
I wish to impregnate Lyn.
Yuno is fluffiest.
I don't want to impregnate anyone
I can't defile something so pure with my dirty 3D seed
Yuno is on par with Nipa.
But Nipa will always be #1
I'm Confused, should I a loli Aurora? or a fully grown Aurora? both are really cute
On one hand, loli.
On the other, those fucking boobs.
>those fucking boobs
And over looking the fact that's she's the best onee-chan?
you lost your way
>over looking the fact that's she's the best onee-chan
Assuming she actually is the best one, what does that matter when it comes to doing lewd stuff like embracing each other in bed?
It should be a crime to make someone look that lewd
Thread is sleep and so am I
Good night /a/
how does one become this cool?
By being severely depressed and suicidal.
Since the previous thread 404'd... I'll start dumping what I got from the previous thread.
having a close friend killed by the Neuroi in front of you, more or less the same happened to Laura and look at her
...I'll take the Lucchini on the right please.
It is a mystery.
The princess of the Fuso Empire approves of this thread
More 505th when
Will the new anime be about Tomoko?
Come on guys, am I gonna be the only one posting stuff here? :|
It will contain lots upon lots of yuri sex while Tomoko wonders if she's a lesbian or not.
In other words, most likely never.
I want to believe
Humikane has stated that he'd like to retcon certain aspects of the Misfits novels. Since lesbianism is apparently not an issue in current SW canon, I'm guessing Tomoko's struggle about her sexuality would be omitted. And of course to keep the series at PG-13, the yuri sex would have to be toned down.
Humikane has stated that he'd like to retcon certain aspects of the Misfits novels. Since lesbianism is apparently not an issue in current SW canon, I'm guessing Tomoko's struggle about her sexuality would be omitted. And of course, to keep the series consistent with the rest of the anime franchise, the yuri sex would have to be toned down.
Okay. I have a question. What is Hanna Rudel like? I've never read any of the novels, so I don't know what kind of personality she has...
...I will state, however, that she's really fucking sexy. >3>
She says things to people to test their character. She made racist statements to Tomoko to see how good she was at being an even-tempered commander.
Hoo boy... That has the ability to really cause some possibly bad things. :|
How does Hanna Rudel feel about her scar?
She looks like one badass motherfucker, but does she need to be comforted at times?
Dunno. Might be a sensitive subject for her, though, so it might not be a smart idea to bring it up around her. idk.
Nonetheless, she's beautiful.
Indeed she is.
Unfortunately, I gotta go to bed. Hope you guys manage to keep the thread up and runnin' overnight!
She's going to lift her shirt into that lolipop and it's going to drop on the ground and that's going to be awful.
Now I want to lick lollipops and stick them to look witch bellies.
>Loli witch bellies.
That's a really good kind of belly.
Which witch has the best butt?
You just posted the answer.
...I don't think she's wearing anything under that skirt.
Perrine has no butt.
I bet her farts smell like fois gras.
I bet they smell like caviar and not wearing deodorant.
Also Perrine probably doesn't shave her armpits.
it's 1945, most likely more than one witch doesn't shave their armpits nor their privates
>most likely more than one witch doesn't shave their armpits
Not okay with this.
>nor their privates
I'm ok with this.
I knew Lynne was big but I didn't realize she was THAT big.
Yoshika is a lucky woman.
But she is
She's wearing me~
I'm weirdly OK with that. Even though shaved armpits is my fetish. Slightly hairy ones are fine too....probably
Where would you take your favourite witch on a date?
A candy store
i'm surprised by how good converse look on Erica and as a converse man myself I approve.
A cozy lounge.
which plays Jazz music? Remember Hanna is a fan of Jazz that would probably score you points with her.
Which witch has the most prettiest hair?
I vouch Rudel or Hanna.
Oh Barkhorn, you're so lewd.
Why is Trude a trap?
So I'm finally getting around to downloading the anime for archival purposes. Should I stick with Underwater through and through or go with 1080 BD releases I find like these two?
I've downloaded both of these and underwater's batches but I'm not sure of anything.
I need to replace my DVD rips I got years ago I will download them once i'm done getting Dirty Pair.
Thanks for the bump. I was scrambling with the fucked up captcha.
Check the paste at >>101535723
Generally, I'd say stay away from Underwater for both seasons as S1 is only DVD quality, and S2 is only 720p.
S1 BDs are a FUNi upscale, so unless you want to make your ears bleed with the English dub, Underwater is fine for S1. For S2, 720p BDrips should be good (it's upscaled at 1080p and with Tenshi there's no reason to waste the bandwidth on his bloat).
I want Eila to play tricks on me.
I want to play tricks on Eila's tricks.
Are there more of these?
looks like the same artist
I want to comfort Nippa after she's had an accident.
I would hug her gently
Would you ever let go and is it time for Nipa now?
What does Nippa's whiskey taste like?
Why haven't you joined the Neuroi hive yet /a/nons?
Implying it's not Yoshika from the future.
Yoshika is kill. ;_;
Neuroi is love, Neuroi is life
and their name is supposedly based on a mythical were-wolf tribe from the time of Herodotus
Loli Heidi is a miracle of the universe.
Erica is an angel and looks angelic in nigh anything.
Black really suits her.
There's quite a lot of them with Nao and Yoshiko.
Her uniform is the best.
You'll never get a Sumous girls scarf as a keepsake.
Two different shoes.
Two different socks.
Kawaii as fuck, son.
>Two different shoes.
are you drunk again
One's "taller" than the other.
Can we take a break from gratuitous sexuality to talk about how wonderful Perrine is as a character and person?
I have two biographies on her archetype I wonder if I should get round on reading them sometime?
I did think it was funny that the first sentence in one of them is "I was like a cat on hot bricks" or something like that considering a cat is Perrine's familiar.
You misspelled Sanya.
You both misspelled Nipa.
go away with your slut
Nippa's cute, but is there much to talk about her?
>go away with your slut
But you're mum said she's busy at the moment.
Sigh. Of course we can't have a civilized discussion of the best witch. I shouldn't have asked.
I want to go on a quest with Perrine to help regain her nobility.
What kind of quest would it be?
Pirate Perrine, Witch of the High Seas.
Forced into piracy as her noble family's prestige was sabotaged by a rival family, she seeks to gain power and treasure to ultimately return her to her rightful place.
I want a knighthood or something out of it.
The rival family is planning to topple the French crown. When Perrine saves the day she'll receive more than just knighthood.
Nothing wrong with Perrine.
Wonderful, I can get a knighthood, save the French crown and establish good relations with the UK.
That sounds like a perennial quest.
The highest rewards require the highest dedication.
Damn it, I didn't even realize what I said at the moment. Now I want to listen to that song.
So, you'd be ready to cross the many seas and oceans together with Perrine? But how would you comfort her, as I pirate, when you come across a failure from time to time?
Best I would do to comfort Perrine would ask Sakamoto to write her an uplifting encouraging letter when she's depressed.
D-do I win the Perrine?
With fierce, unwavering loyalty and, where appropriate, tender and compassionate comfort
Is it wrong that I want Trude to accidentally castrate me with her super strenght as I ejaculate in her?
Well now that you mention it I would like that too
So it's not wrong
Gertrude's boobs are best boobs next to Eila's in 501.
This dude gets it.
I just don't understand why Eila x Perrine isn't displayed more prominently.
Was it that untranslated NTR doujin? I don't want to see it no more. ;_;
Because Eila's eyes are on Sanya.
Both of them have the perfect size, Lynette's and Minna's are lovely too but something specifically about Eila and Gertrude's boobs are wonderful.
I want to cuddle with Minna after discussing german literature, listening to classical music and drinking red wine with her.
That's what I want to do with her.
I want to cuddle Perrine while we discuss French literature, listening to classical music and drinking red wine with her.
As are mine
The best Eila pairing.
That's kinda lewd, anon.
Don't you have Sakamoto-san to get your fantasies going? Leave Eila to Sanya.
Yoshika actually looks cute in that.
Best crack-pairing, too bad that doujin was only a dream.
B-But Sakamoto is for Minna!
Minna is with me.
That image is wrong on so many levels.
Prove it, anon.
I'm okay with that. When Minna's happy, I'm happy too. ;_;
Is Minna the best designated driver witch?
>wrong on so many levels
What do you have against motherly love?
My favorite pairings:
Perrine x Eila
Trude x Shirley
Erica x Lucchini
Yoshika x Sanya
Mio x Hijikata
Minna x Lynne
Please kill yourself.
Who makes the best protective mother witch Mio or Junko?
>Erica x Lucchini
How did I never think of pairing best witches?
They're the mother and father of the 501st.
Mio is too manly and Takei is shit.
Why do I get a feeling that it goes beyond being just that?
He's a cool guy, but NO.
Also, I like how you skipped Perinne, you clever bastard.
Because you never saw them as Trude and Shirley's kids.
>Perrine x Eila
>>Perrine x Eila
Oh, shit, my bad. I guess it's time for bed.
I want to see Shirley look after Erica for a day and Trude to do the same with Lucchinni.
I want them to be my daughters ;_;
Also Hijikata x Mio is canon, deal with it.
>Hijikata x Mio is canon
Can you give me a source on that? I'm actually interested in this.
Perrine looks magnificent in that coat.
Well....tbh it can't be considered completely canon, but it comes from Fumikane, so.....
So it's a maybe? Still, swounds kinda interesting. Thanks.
I want a Minna-Pup. Future when?
>beyond being just that
I don't see it
that would be awesome.
agahari is still the best SW fanartist.
You will never playfully wear Perrine's glasses.
Perrine without glasses is a beauty.
Welp, I hope you're right and it's just me being delusional, because of lack of sleep.
She has beautiful eyes.
Why is Ursala there and not Erica?
Not complaining just curious.
When are we going to get a squadron composed entirely of battle thirsty loli witches?
I have never wanted anything more in my life.
Isn't it just Erica with Perrinu's glasses?
Oh, I thought Perrine had her glasses. Still it's hard to tell the difference between Ursala and Erica with glasses unless you're Trude.
That's a weird way to spell Sandwich...
So what if there's a new male character in S3?
You spelled Muro wrong
No. Get out. Now.
Agahari is still better.
HA HA HA
Can we post witches in suits now? I do love a woman who can wear the shit out of a suit.
Agahari has a huge girlboner for Mio.
Those are Lugers.
Stop the NTR, pls. ;_;
Agent Barkhorn is here to save your day.
I would vote for Erica.
Goddammit. I was looking at Mausers the other day so I had them on my mind.
brb committing sudoku
NTR you say?
Here have some otp
So who is your favourite witch outside the 501st, /a/?
Sleeping witches are a miracle of the universe.
Shirley fucking sleeps like I do.
Do you think later in the witches timeline someone makes a tv show about a guy named Hitler that takes over Karlsland and tries to take over the rest of the world and then a bunch of people on the internet obsess over the show and ship all the pilots even though they were from different countries and fought on different sides?
I know I have translated version of that somewhere, but I can't find it.
I remember Eila's sign reading "Sanya isn't flat!"
Lynne > Erica > Lucchini > Minna > *
Okay, let's have a discussion about the bunny witches and why they are so superior to every other familiar.
Marseille. Or Raisa. Or Nipa. Or Sasha.
>Erica's hands are between her legs
I wonder who she thought about just after falling asleep after it.
It was you, anon.
All these imoutos... I want them all.
Thank you, anon. They're cute together.
Too many to like, too many to choose from. They all have something unique and nice about them.
another cute Perrine.
Can I be Trude's older brother?
I sometimes sleep like that, when my fingers get cold.
Not sure who is cutest when sleeping - Lynne, Minna or Sanya.
Shirley is the worst though.
Sleeping like Lynne is best. Getting all cozy under the blanket with the cool winter air and nestling close with your dakimakura for warmth.
I bet that pillow smells like Sanya.
I can't seem to find an uncensored version. What the hell?
I think there is one though...
It's probably these two.
All I want is to snuggle up to Lynne like this.
I bet she's the warmest and softest and nicest smelling witch ever.
You are probably right.
Lynne is pure love. Pure and love. Purely lovely.
You're out of luck, that's the original/only one the artist ever released. If there's an uncensored version, it's an edit.
My SW folder is becoming unsustainably large. I'm not sure what to do.
there's this though
truly the worst girl
Not to mention that cute green ribbon on her PURE WHITE pants.
what's Sanya doing?
I want a face full of that.
Waking Eila up. Here's the animated version.
>Sanya will never wake you up with a rocket barrage.
that ridiculously small glass of water always distracts me.
It's not that the dish is small, but Lynne is huge.
Surely it's a shot glass?
Me trying to get between her stockings and thigh.
I should fap to Lynette tonight.
What would sex with Lynne be like?
Man, what the fuck?
Notthe anon you quote, but I already did.
I wouldn't mind this except a couple of the witches are Orange.
I want to be with Erica. Sexually
It's past midnight here. Gonna feed her.
What's the worst that could happen?
I see only orange Shirley.
>not liking ganguro
I want to be with big breasted Erica.
Well she could eat you, starting with your internal organs.
I want to be with Erica too. Cuddling.
What is that festival called again? You know the traditional Nipponese festival where they wear those white robes and engage in orgies and worship penises.
My backyard on sundays.
I hug WP guy to wish.
In my butt?
That can be arranged.
>She actually replied to me
You wanna play doctor?
Not sure if should...
I'm sorry, its cancer
That.... image. I do that too sometimes.
Whos slutty witch?
WP guy is.
Hasn't everyone done this at one point or another in their lifetime?
But he wears pants
He can't fly
Stop with the lies already.
Don't believe him
He's not a witch like us
I bet she's more of a witch than most of us!
He doesn't even waifu a witch
I think we should stop giving attention to namefags.
Just because she's a witch doesn't mean she should have a witch waifu! Who's her waifu?
I already know everything about his life thanks to his blog and I'm getting old
How many people would actually be up for a short Pirate Perrine quest?
Oh god no
It would be the day the whole franchise would die
I'll have Yoshika's booby quest, please.
You're in it
where do I subscribe?
Thought that would be it, but wanted to believe anyway. I'm just not always here, so maybe I've missed something vital... I need to start lurking the archives, find every post of hers, print them out and make a shrine out of it.
Just keep lurking
I'm guessing this is a new generation of witch fags so you don't most of tales and faggotry
I myself I'm not that old either but sometimes it looks like we still have some oldfags around here
I've been in the witch threads more or less since 2nd season started airing. Which was in... 2010 I believe?
>It's been almost 4 years
Same time as me
Then you remember most of the namedfaggots and those huge charts on the OP
-I... I've been here since first season was in its last episodes.. I feel so old and lonely. These threads have always helped.
Actually I don't, except the huge OPs. WP guy is the only namefriend from the threads that I remember and even then it's probably because you still see her to this day. I just felt like posting the same gif and message to bother WP guy every now and then. Maybe she reminds me how things were better couple of years ago... As they always are in the past.
You lost some friends but you gained more
Not even Orange or AOS or the millions of witchfags?
Orange is about.
You're way older than him
Oh god how I hated that faggot
Don't worry, we're always here for you!
Had to cheat a bit with archives, but yeah, wasn't ace of spades the one who usually made the threads back then? No idea about orange tho. (I'm pretty forgetful guy if it hasn't become apparent yet.)
Ace was the best
Orange was the the cowboy dan we have now, a huge faggot who can't start a thread
I thought orange was the guy who did all the charts and shit, what the fuck guy
I don't think so
It was a few years now but I remember hating that guy
By the way, has anyone ever impersonated you WP guy? After all, I don't ever recall seeing you use any sort of tripcode.
Oh don't worry nobody would ever do that
It would explain a lot thou
Like four times for 1-2 posts but it was painfully obvious.
All is one, one is all.
I see. Maybe I should try it out too.
Why would you bother? It would make no difference I would still hate you both
Takei can be very protective.
No hate please!
Damn I love Federica.
Of course I have to hate what else am I doing here?
Keeping the love alive.
Junko confirmed for Stepford Smiler.
Yes you are. And you're going to continue to do so, since I'm heading to bed now. Good nights~
Especially you, WP guy.
>Not being Trude's younger brother
Any man who doesn't want to get /ss/'ed by Trude is not a true man.
Why do you keep calling WP "she"?
They actually a grill?
We all little grills here
Not me, /a/non, I'm a little boy trying to get /ss/'ed.
>Shirley will never half-suffocate you with her tits
Only Hanna likes Raisa
She's just a wannabe.
This eurofag is going to sleep
Keep the love alive guys
Stop going to bed.
Stupid Sexy Lynette
I'd give an arm to sleep on a witch's thighs
which one is the lewdest witch? I vote for Federica
Cupcakeski is the lewdest witch.
I need this. I need this to the point where I both want it physically and mentally. I would do things for this. Lewd things.
that Ecuadorian sure is a lucky bastard
Thred is ded as fug.
I appreciate WP Guy's efforts to keep the love alive.
I have to hand it off, it's bed time.
What would you give to be with your favourite witch?
Now I'm off.
I've not got a particular lot to give...
wich witch wud u hitch?
where's my crossover?
Lynne a best
Perrine a okay
UK anon keeping the love alive and well now.
I had an epiphany before I fell asleep last night. The whole reason why we never see Barkhorn and Perrine exchange words or get along is because Gertrude is jealous of Perrine's collection of little sisters.
Too classy for me.
Darjeeling is purest panzer.
Keeping the love alive everyday.
What the hell am I looking at?
I want to play RUSE with Sanya.
Love is dead
Like she wouldn't dominate you
Is Elmo bullying Elma?
I'll slap his shit if it be true.
Who would wear the pants on that relationship?
I sleep like Minna most.
What does this mean?
They switch from time to time I would think.
Null really should draw more safe witches.
null should really draw Perrine
Witches don't wear pants.
>Witches don't wear pants.
Don't you even Galland?
What would it be like being in a relationship with members of 501?
Stressful. Minna would follow you everywhere with a "no men allowed" sign.
Galland isn't a witch.
What if all witches started wearing pants?
On the topic of stress, Minna needs to find a way to wind down after a long days hard work.
No problem, Trude can help.
You thought this was going to be something lewd, didn't you?
Can she use a pair of strikers?
Huh? Of course she can.
Not a witch
You don't know SHIT about witches, son.
I know she's not wearing pants in that picture of her being a witch. Checkmate.
Are you trying to be funny or are you legitimately mentally impaired
It is a mystery
What if you're in a relationship with Minna?
I want to torture Chechen terrorists with Sanya.
I wonder what that would be like? It would probably be heaven.
I'm just comparing these
At first I thought they were from different artists but they're from the one and the same.
Why would anyone draw the same picture twice? Especially if it's something like that.
It would be Heaven for sure. Minna is amazing, her caring personality, her background, her delicious body.
Prost! What would drinking with Minna be like?
Imagine her glorious bottom pressing up against you as you're cuddling on your settee together after she requests a massage.
Pretty sure Minna is designated driver and doesn't drink.
I bet it feels fantastic to receive a lap dance from Minna.
Old hags. Warning. Warning.
Older witches are best witches.
Old witch is an oxymoron.
someone said old hags?
Yes. Post more old hags.
I want to be molested by Marseille. I wouldn't mind making out with her either.
not a lot fanart existing.
I'm actually surprised to see ANY fanart of Ferrara.
I'm just glad there is no hentai fanart at all of her.
No one understands my boner
>you will never be molested by Marseille
Why is life so cruel? ;_;
Fuck you man, your "old hag" would be my ticket to a date.
Life is just a giant tease.
I want to comfort Minna and tell her that she's beautiful.
Sanya I can explain
Why do I even go to work anymore?
She needs to be punished with hugs.
why do you even have a boner?
One day you'll have enough money to get yourself a Virtual Reality Marseille. Future when?
The nude one of that image is hot.
It just happens from time to time
We where born too early for a proper virtual reality, anon. We were born too early.
Just you wait Anon
Expectations and reality.
How is that bad?
can't get enough of that pic
Stupid sexy muscular Trude, now I want her to dominate me.
>can't get enough of shitty meme gif
I want /b/ to leave.
I didn't came here to fossils
It's not bad. Dominating Sanya the best. And the only way Eilanya ever goes anywhere.
This nigga gets it
go watch Hanamaru Kindergarden or something.
Who said I didn't see one of Gainax's master pieces
Eila sure seems to enjoy it, too!
Who could say no to that face?
Look what came in!
It wasn't a new camera.
do we have the Karlsland Hime Uta yet?
By the way, how does it feel to cuddle Erica?
I'd love to have one too, but I'm afraid my dog will kill the loev
Soon, my brothers.
But when is it accessible for anyone? I want my witches. Now.
>I want my witches. Now.
you know what to do
Wish I could know for sure. A dakimakura still makes you feel that much closer.
Just don't let those bastards in your room. Especially if they shed.
My cat snuck in once and tried to ntr me by laying over my dakimakura.
Why would I ever forget about my drunken angel?
because Vodka contains a lot of Calcium
Which witch would you drink with?
Okay I'm rock hard. Where can I find more of this?
Drink some booze to laugh and mess around with:
Shirley, Marseille, Aurora
Drink fine red wine to chat and listen to classical music with:
Would you walk a tipsy Minna home where your only reward would be a kiss on the cheek?
I think Trude, Perrine and Lynne would fall under the red wine category.
I'd probably faint if Minna kisses me on the cheeck.
Man, I should go to sleep.
I'll try to dream of the witches.
I brake for sexy gals comes from episode 11 of season one correct? Looks like i'm watching it tonight after I crack open some beer.
Yes it is
Happened to marathon S1 last week and still remember when it was
This weekend going to for S2
Witches you'd cook a nice romantic candlelit dinner for.
What kind of fucking nickname is that? Call her Trude, call her Gertty, but don't fucking caller her Barky.
That really isn't any better.
She needs a nice dinner.
Only the best meal for the best witch
Shirley looks exhausted in that picture.
Thats why she deserves a nice dinner.
Staying up all night while eating terrible fast food can't be good for her health.
Don't worry, she'll spend enough time in bed with Lucchini.
Lucchini needs more lewds.
>Eating cake in bed.
That's disgusting. Shirley definitely needs a good househusband and I would be more than happy to oblige.
I don't want to see you in jail
She has enough.
Also she looks pretty tall int hat picture, like at least two years older.
>not eating cake in bed
What are you, the cleanliness police?
You've seen how she sleeps. She's sprawled out all over the bed and the little space left is covered by gears and shit.
Well I'm not in jail yet!
That must be uncomfortable for her.
Hell yes i'm the cleanliness police.
As long as you don't buy a daki of her you're probably safe
>implying owning a pillow is a crime
What sort of a shitty country could have such completely retarded laws?
We'd probably have super strict laws on owning that stuff here in England.
What, do they consider pillows to be lethal weapons or something like that in bongland?
Nope, just pillows depicting lolis is illegal.
Do they consider having photos of under aged children a crime?
I remember incidents where people were thrown out of parks because they were taking photos of their own children.
Where can I find a Lynne in Britain?
Only if you get a boner
That happened around here. Married couple were taking pictures of their daughter playing in the water and were arrested. They were released with an apology but that's not the point.
Get yourself a Tardis and go back to 18th century or WW2. There's nothing even remotely close to someone like Lynette here.
Where are you from?
USA? UK? Canada? Australia?
In real life? Hahaha, good joke.
Come on pal no one looks that happy taking pictures of their daughter
I'm in North Carolina currently, US.
Canada. Because she's Canadian.
Would Wallpaper be interested in reforming the British empire, if you know what I mean?
>hetero romance out of nowhere
Please don't make me watch maken-ki
Don't be silly now.
So you're telling me this is the so called "new series"?
No, that's wrong. Try again.
Figures....for some reason it seems to affect the anglo-saxon countries the worst, those countries are prude as fuck.
Where in Canada? Have any Canadian anons seen a Lynne?
The french part.
I might watch that if you answer me this
Do they at least fly?
Is it wrong if I want to watch this anime (which is apparently just another shitty school romcom) just for the these one-time Strike Witches references?
We're over bumplimit, by the way.