Would you care for your potted plant waifu? I've got a cactus. I'm waiting for her to bloom into a beautiful monster girl.
I claim this thread in the name of Jolly Monster-Human cooperation for mutual benefit of both species
I'd rather a succubutt waifu in a wedding dress.
Keep the dream alive.
So everyone in these threads is a virgin, right?
Your unicorn waifu would be very unhappy otherwise.
>slither to subcubusway for a sandwhich
>As I reach the front of the line I realize that the cashier is an anon with a handsome skinny physique.
>"would you like mayonnaise or other sauces with that?" His voice makes my heart go dokidoki and the way he handles the bread makes me wish it were my breasts being fondled.
>cool like a succubus.jpg
>"The sandwich looks like a dildo right?" I immediately regret saying that as his face turns to disgust
>"please move to the cash register mam" He walks away leaving only the scent of virility and my embarrasment
>Pay for the sandwich and go home, make out with it and use my tears to masturbate.
Someday I'll get an anon to talk to me without immediately going to sex.
>you will never raise a monster girl
i would corrupt her into a bicorn
Not gonna say anything about purging but
I'm wondering, would it even corrupt her if you had sex with normal human women? Is that a loophole?
Although, good luck finding any woman who'd want to join in the debauchery in the MGE world.
Cactus best plant family, all others a okay
Mothman does not help my impregnation fetish.
Succubus is the term for female demons, anon.
You're thinking of Incubus.
>Not forming your own family pack with your Werewolf Waifu
>There are no good werewolf girl pictures so I'll just post this wolf guy smiling
I will dump a tub of whey proton powder on her just to see what happens
>I'm wondering, would it even corrupt her if you had sex with normal human women?
It's the magical energy of other monsters that fucks her over.
My ex-girlfriend once dry humped my dick until I got friction burn. Does that count?
everytime i see the mothman monster girls all can picture is this pic
And here we go. My point proven. You don't say purge, but you clearly take issue with succubi. Please, pray tell, why couldn't a succubus have a wedding? They can have happiness outside of sex, have feelings, and want things out of life other than sex, even if that is a large part of it.
I guess the summoning ritual would be the closest thing to a wedding for them.
It's perfectly natural for /k/ to like monstergirls. I'm not even /k/ and the fantasy of being carried by a harpy on strafing runs against an army of orcs is amazing and /k/ probably even knows exactly which gun would work best for it.
thats someones waifu. just stop being an autistic sperg.
Sure they can, but the problem is that succubi are daemons, and Daemons tend to burn up inside churches or other holy places, so if you want to have an "official wedding" you're shit out of luck. Unless you want to waltz down the local daemon realm and lose yourself to lust before you even reach the "church"
Dude calm down. He worded his post it that way so you wouldn't freak out. Stop picking fights.
You can have your waifu be anything you want but you have to understand that every traditional rendition of a succubus, and even most of the modern ones are nothing but sex hungry demons. They'll make you a demon instead of just sucking out your soul through your dick at least. Sex is what they want most in life, because it is what makes them the most happy by nature. They'll corrupt you to think like that also, but our human nature simply conflicts with theirs
Monster scholars disagree on the subject, but the weight of opinion suggests that you could a unicorn if your dick had known only human women.
Human x human relationships are essentially nothing to monstergirls. They'll kidnap happily married men with 5 children as readily as underage shotas who've never been kissed. It's only when a man is stained in the dark energy of another monster that they don't consider him terra nullis.
>not keeping yourself a virgin for your monstergirl waifu
It's like you don't even want to be with her.
>Wandering Scholar has met one of every monster that there is a profile of
>He met the Demon Lord
>He met Druella and the Fallen Maidens
>He met Saphirette
>All of them are within demon realms
Haha, what do they research? How to have sex more efficiently? Is that what they ponder on?
I had a large Christmas Cactus that I left with my mother when I went to college. She didn't water it. Three years it went with no water. When I returned to the area I went to take it to my home but it looked pretty dead. I pruned it back and watered it and it came back to life, though it looks a little weird now.
It might as well be a girl, I love that fucking thing; it's plucky as hell.
I wonder what mannerisms Dullihan will have. Will we speak like she is reading a poem?
>be shut-in Mantis
>go to store and stock up on Doritos and soda
>reach cash register
>there's a 10/10 anon behind it
>his shaggy mane, his large belly that jiggles like pudding, and his Fedora make my knees weak and my pussy wet
>he scans my items
>"That'll be $327.74"
>reach into pocket for wallet, trying not to finger myself infront of him
>pull out handfulls of spaghetti
>blush heavily and run away
>later that day I post on 4chan about how I was bent over and fucked raw by him infront of everyone in the store
i have this
What is plot armour?
What a heartwarming story of love between man and plant.
Knowledge is already his mistress Anon
Either that or he's hitched to a Crow tengu, both make sense
You are the scholars
Anyone pick up this month's release?
The one with bigger boobs?
She wants Darlings Dick for some contrived reason that I bet will be total bullshit, furthermore she'll move into the house to become a background character with no actual chance of winning.
Sasuga Okayado, you're a shit writer
He had to cut his spiritual sack off.
I prefer sfw but danka Anon, it's cute and lewd.
Somebody asked Kenkou what was up with that.
Apparently, he's the 'eternal wizard'. By which I mean that he's entirely asexual and thus a permavirgin.
Keep 'em coming
>weddings can only be held in a church
Oh sure, turn it around on me being the one that picks fights when all I did was prove the point I made, not 15 minutes ago. Also, it was in the first 10 posts (#9 to be exact) so it proved that point too. It doesn't matter anyway though since nothing I say will stop shitposters from derailing the thread with "canon". Eventually mods probably really will start deleting these threads. Whatever, I'm done replying to this shit argument.
So you mean he's in this thread at this very moment?!
c-can i see your kawaii cactus, op?
>tfw if you don't have sex before you reaches 30, you will never get raped by monster girl
>Asking to see his cactus
have you no shame?
a muscle slime girl?
>tfw you'll never be one with the wind
Why bother living?
I was already buying that in Japanese because I couldn't imagine it getting an English adaption. Thinking back to the 90's I remember thinking I would never see Berserk in English either.
Much better than KC.
I want a Dekomori from Chuu2
It was on twitter. Basically, the guy is so rooted in his study and research, he ignores demonic energy. It's not that monsters aren't interested in him, it's that he's never interested in them.
And yes, he's had an interview with Druella or whatever her name is. That's how strong his wizardry is.
He's more focused on SCIENCE than giving the D.
W-w-what the hell, anon. I don't ask to see pictures of your wife or girlfriend nude. Get the fuck out of here.
>inb4 any of us having wives or girlfriends
>live in a world full of devoted monstergirls
>continually pass on all of them
I don't understand. I mean, it's easy to see why someone might remain a virgin in this world. But in the world of MGE?
>he thinks monsters care about his orientation
>he thinks being asexual will save him
>ve haff vays of making you hetero
there really is no reason to go on living, life is bitter and cruel. Unless you get off on the suffering of others, but then you're edgy
Or even better, affectionate impregnation.
The true master race of fetishes.
Truckercore got updated
Christmas Cactus turns out to be an Ara Ara Christmas Cake
You're gonna give her the spike.
I had a girlfriend for a day. About forty years ago. We broke up because I threw an eraser at her friend's head.
>KCs MG want the D because Fuck you, It's a fetish to escape reality
>Crabs MG want the D because Fuck you, it's a self insert harem Protag
They're both shit m8
Not big on CW, but I might if it has a bundle deal on Amazon.
Also, I guess she's a moth.
puu sh / 6KjH6.jpg
>That horrible feel when no Monster Girl Wife who will also be your sparring partner.
This is true suffering.
Anon is mad about people not letting him change a sex demon into some pure waifu.
I get where he's coming from but he's still kind of a faggot
>All that fluff at once
>She literally hilts you for maximum conception chances while fluttering her wings and kissing you
>Claims that all monsters Canon rape the fuck out of the man they're interested in
>Doesn't get raped even though monsters are interested in wandering scholar
Reminds me of the anon that posted that mg cactus covered from head to toe in needles.
What's wrong with either?
That would nullify the seduction but not the corruption
>Enters a Demon Realm
>Instantly becomes cock-craving Alp
Druella is fingering herself, moaning, calling his name
He's neck deep in writing in his book.
She gets huffy and asks if he's paying attention
Yes, yes, oh ah ooh, now how do you view the economic situation between the demon realm and the zimpangu region?
He is also an actual wizard. Namely, he can teleport. That's how he managed to basically travel the world and meet every species without being killed by Paladins or raped.
They're shit writing with little to no effort besides making the girls look good.
They should just do hentai, or stop trying to do worldbuilding and plot.
Why would anyone choose to be a virgin?
These are great
That's hard to believe given everything about demonic energy but okay
still think he should have just went with the excuse of already being married to a crow tengu
Given your opinion, I take it that you've made a superior work?
>HURR 3DPD ALL GIRLS ARE SLUTS INCLUDING MY OWN MOTHER AND GRANDMOTHER BECAUSE WOMEN WERE MEAN TO ME WHEN I WAS GROWING UP
It does work though
>Q: How do you harvest a mandragora safely?
>A: Pick it out of the pot while in space.
Scared of STDs and saving themselves for marriage?
Corruption for men comes from the giving of spirit energy to the point where demonic energy starts leaking in.
But if they stop trying world building they'll become like the Love Hina, and we don't want that.
On the topic of purging:
> some people IN THIS THREAD don't realise that resisting with furious religious fervour but ending up raped anyway is part of the kink
I can't NOT try to purge. It's not nearly as sexy unless you're screaming blind hatred in her face even as she smothers your mouth with aphrodisiac kisses.
So on behalf of paladinfags everywhere, bear that in mind. We love monstergirls too... but our love is so pure its name cannot be spoken and indeed must be denied with sword and flame!
Half of what the writefags write are vastly superior to Everyday Monster Girls. It's not that hard when all he focuses on is T&A
when do we suck the cat off
Shit, I've got to find the posts that explained this. Basically, KC said he's a walking paradox. There's no such thing as a non-sexual Incubus. That simply can't exist. Ergo, he's not an incubus, even when he's practically glowing purple with demonic energy. It's not that he's not corrupted. It's that he doesn't notice the effects of the corruption and so they have no effect.
That's part of the reason he got an interview with the Monster Lord.
has Amazon done any bundle deals for manga before?
>normally a tomboy with a firey personality
>one day meet an Anon at a pizzeria
>"Hello ma'am, what can I get you?"
>try to place order, but can't
>his mountain man beard and mullet is making your heart go DOKI DOKI
>manage to place order after 12 minutes of stuttering and mumbling
>"That'll be $15.99."
>Pull out wallet and give him a 20
>grab pizza and leave before he can give me my change back
>when I'm home I hug my pillow and wish it was him
>cry myself to sleep
when do you want to suck the cat off
It's not about changing her into a pure waifu, but more about that literally every waking moment with her husband wouldn't be only sex forever. It would still be important and a large portion of time would still be dedicated to it though.
>Get captured by MonMusu
>Held in camp for days
>Get tied to pole in the middle of the camp
>Struggle all the while
>Succubus takes a liking to your fiesty attitude and reserves you for herself
>Days pass, you continue screaming blinding insults of hatered
>your comrades have already given up and gone silent, save for the moans during sex
>One day you finally snap as you see yourself become slowly corrupted
>You wait for her to come to the square
>As you see her approach you yell out "BETTER TO DIE ON YOUR FEET THAN LIVE ON YOUR KNEES"
>She looks amused
>You start slamming your head back into the pole, hoping to take your own life
>Her look of amusement turns to distress
>Just before you black out, you spit blood all over her face
These are starting to make me sad on far too many instances
Maybe? I've never bought much manga until recently.
Uncomfortable around women? Scared of being labelled a pervert or rapist? If you were a paragon of social confidence, you probably wouldn't be posting on /a/.
That's a backlash by people who don't want a relationship with someone who is devoted to themselves. I mean, everyone is devoted to themselves. But a lot of people on /a/ want some kind of fairy tale romance and incredibly lewd sex.
Are you into futanari anon?
If not i have bad news for you.
>“Don’t worry, I plan on doin’ somethin for the both of ya.”
Oh my god. I'm looking forward to it, Bob.
Also, if I'm reading it right......I think Clare and Savannah want MC to proposition them for once? Anyone else think the same way as me?
The writefags just have to write, not draw two mangas a month, plus events. They also don't have to get enough sales and rating to keep going. Comparing a private work like that and published anything is not a good choice.
I feel more bad that they think think losers are 10/10 material
Well okay, slightly more reasonable.
Especially if you can get your succubus preggers or you just happen to finally exhaust her, which I guess you could do as an incubus if you vented your energy into the area instead of into her directly. There may be a few succubi that would want to take breaks if they had a certain thing they were interested in like Deruellas conquest, but when the average succubus fulfills her dream of finding her man I see little reason for her to stop having sex if she doesn't have to.
>Be me, a lizardgirl in highschool
>There's only one boy in my class and he's constantly being assaulted by the other mgs
>Practicing kendo in the gym afterschool, think I'm all alone.
>Suddenly hear his voice calling out to see if anyone's there.
>In a flash of inspiration I decide to hide behind the bleachers, barely make it in time for him to enter.
>He takes off his shirt thinking he's alone and begins playing basketball
>I turn into the niagra falls from how wet I am, my heart sounds like a bomb about to go off and I'm grinding against the metal support pretending it's him.
>Suddenly the support falls down and half the bleacher collapse on me.
>I give in to my desires and schlick openly while he walks over to see what happened.
>He looks me in the eye while three of my fingers are still pumping in and out desperately trying to get release.
>"no... wait... I-I." That's all I manage to say before having an orgasm and spraying all over him.
>When I wake up I'm still covered in bleachers with my fingers moist. there's a trail of my fluid leading outside of the gym.
>right at the door theres a single drop of white fluid that smells incredible and doesn't belong to me.
>I turn red realizing it's his precum, I look around hoping that nobodies there.
> lick it off the floor before going home embarrassed and sticky with my own fluids.
>the rest of the year he refuses to even look in my direction. I still masturbate everyday in the gym thinking of him.
It was worth it.
> MGE monstergirls just throw you down and violently rape you the moment they see you
> their entire society is devoted to developing spells, drugs, pheremones, and handjob tricks to get a man hard no matter what
> they don't give a fuck whether you want it or not, they're just looking to slake their own fem-lusts
> "He doesn't get raped because he can't be seduced"
> 11/10 top consistent worldbuilding
I like it.
Artists and writers, anon. Don't compare them. If someone is a good writer, it would show.
There is fetish for everything, somebody is bound to have fetish for losers too.
that's one of the instances
>You start slamming your head back into the pole, hoping to take your own life
Is that from something or did ya just make it up
Yeah, that's my main gripe to.
Funnier but not better. They could just say 10/10 anon instead of going into detail about their fat rolls
Hey Hound, since you asked for it earlier and I feel like I didn't give you anything worth value when pressed for time, here she is.
Tanned Mero best Mero
Just dont bother shooting yourself. I'm still in pain from 5 months ago.
Keep going. Her distress fuels my boner.
not your blog dumbfuck
As I said just before the last thread was locked, I'm getting pretty tired of these semen-powered rapists. Not everything needs to be a succubus. I just want cute monsters...
why does everyone put 'truckercore' in spoiler tags?
I have no idea. Someone started it and I guess everyone just picked up on it.
In regards to Truckercore, my idea is "It's been a long day, but I suppose we can do one more thing"
Proceed to pull out phone with silly game with words or a card game- time to take these ladies to task at bluffing :P
Time to make him yours. With more tender rape, obviously.
Luck must be his main stat. Like the gag where a character being to stupid to comprehend the laws of physcis and thus starts defying gravity and what not
All the girls keep trying to tackle him and he just non nonchalantly gets out of the way or two different girls get into a fight and by the time one wins he's already long gone
It was a prisoner on the electric chair, only they fucked it up and he did that to try to make the pain go away quicker, because they put the sponge on wrong or something
I should have watched less prison documentaries as a kid
Truckercore - Well...it's been, what. A week since MC has had sex with either Clare and Savannah. They teased him hard in the dressing room. And Savannah wanted MC to make a move on her in public (looks like she's got a little exhibitionist streak herself).
Time for a threesome, guys? Time to be a man of action? Grin lewdly and pull the two in for a group hug?
I'm out of ideas m8, where the fuck else can I go with this?
I like it, thanks.
Truckercore - Maybe there's a nightclub nearby? Go get your dance on.
In regards to Truckercore, I want them to do a card game. I'd like to either see the anon get them to their skivies after learning how to read their smug smiles.
Truckercore - Time for threesome?
I second this Truckercore.
I think that may annoy them, though. Or put them off.
Remember that they're pretty sexual beings, despite how calm and in control they are around MC. They can enjoy it emotionally, yes, but Savannah had already voiced her opinion on sex to the MC before on their first day; nothing wrong with doing it for fun. And she did want MC to take charge before.
This may be the time to do so.
It's always weird when you and c compliment this shit when it was done tabletlessly like a plebeian.
>Be a Ryu working at a store
>8/10 man walks to my register
>blush heavily while trying to scan his items
>"T-that will be f-foutry five dollars, sir."
>he hands me 50 dollars
>as I reach out to grab it, our hands touch
>DOKI DOKI levels reach full trottle
>I give him his change and he leaves
>even after work I'm still blushing
Patches him up and takes him home while feeling bad about driving him to that by pretty much enslaving him. Can't let him go or someone else could take him or kill him for "escaping".
Truckercore It's threesome time. Lewd grins everywhere.
This. You're kind of veering into dense harem protag material, anon. Let's not be the dense harem protag.
You can do what that one image does. Just have her stand outside the church and yell back and forth when taking the vows.
>ryu having a part time job
What happened, her shrine was destroyed or something? Followers and worshipers left?
What the fuck is this shit? We don't need even more shitty greentext crap in these threads.
Fair enough, anon.
But, your preferences nonewithstanding, MGE is pretty much all semen-powered rapists.
It's just how it's written.
Have a non-MGE owl to wash the pain away.
>high abilities and special powers to work highly efficiently, but we can't say they work diligently. Since their #1 priority is having sex with human men, they tend to neglect work, etc. , and most monsters go home immediately to have sex with their husband as soon as the minimum amount of required work is finished. And of course many of them frequently take off from work to have sex with their husbands all day long, but those who also hardly show their faces in the first place, and basically stay at home having sex with their husbands constantly everyday aren't few in number either. Perhaps because many of the monsters have long lifespans, they have an extremely rough grasp of time compared to humans. It is said that often times several days pass while they are having sex before they realize it when they were originally planning to only have sex with their husband until morning, and then go to work the next day.
And you faggots said it wasn't sex all day ereday
You fucking liars. KC you grimdark faggot, you're a worse fluff writer than matt ward
It's because no one wants to worship a snake claiming to be a dragon.
Does anyone think stargazing might be nice for truckercore? It doesn't seem like a popular hobby, but I do enjoy laying out under the stars and thinking about the galaxy and stuff. I kind of doubt savannah or clare would be interested in it though.
What the fuck is this shit? Why not just hide them?
I don't use a tablet, well besides by Note to doodle on.
I'm more disappointed that none of the ones involving money haven't had "I need about tree-fitty"
He did specifically mention the moon and stars. Maybe it was a hint for the Clare route?
Not this retarded argument again. Ignoring shit doesn't make it go away, it just lets it fester and grow like mold.
How about you particular just hide them? Bitching about it isn't going to make them go away, dumbass.
He could be really cheesy and have a shooting star pass by over if we actually did go out and look at the stars, and have mc wish they'd be together or something equally cheesy
The only thing that's festering is your ass.
You seem to be lost. Here, let me help you.
>invite Clare and Savannah up to the top of the truck to go stargazing
>pretend not to notice the slightly disappointed looks on their faces
>while they're not looking, start stripping
>"Well, Clare and I spent the whole day making you happy, Savannah. Thought we'd end it doing something Clare's interested in."
>Give them a lewd grin
So Trader MC CYOA anon here.
Since I completely forgot Bravely Default was coming out on Friday I am going to try and continue it tomorrow for those who care, probably start around 2 PM EST.
For those who weren't here Trader MC CYOA is about us on a quest to get dosh, find a monsta girl, and use ou lodsemone to live comfortably with her
And so far we've headed to a Western mountain region, punched some Goblins and gave a ring to a farmer and his cow girl daughter.
We also may be halfway to starting a war, just giving a taste of the possibilities
>You wake up
>You're tied to the bed in a rather lavishly decorated room
>Unholy symbols adorn the walls and practically ooze corruption
>Succubus comes in, and lays down next to you
>Her eyes are bloodshot and puffy
>She'd been crying
>You feel a magical bandage on the back of your head
>She explains that she's sorry, and that she tried to heal you to the best of her abilities
>Unfortunately you've gone full incubus
>You can feel your mind eroding away
>You keep silent and she says she'll go and get you some food from the kitchen
>As soon as she leaves, you use your new tail to choke yourself to death
>The last words to leave your mouth before you die are "no gods, no masters"
>Succubus comes in and sees your corpse
>Her heart shatters, and she refuses to leave her room for the rest of her life
Dude you're underestimating the last bet of the game when you go "ALL IN"
Why are you directing me to /tg/? are we not discussing MGE, which that is a direct translation of. Anons repeatedly claimed that turning into an incubus didn't make you a hollow meat dildo and you retained your thoughts. Doesn't seem like it
That'd be a pretty good idea actually
How about you fuck off of /a/ and take your shitty greentext stories with you?
I...I think I'd prefer a little exhibitionism to card stripping, actually.
And it would lead well into a cheesy romantic scene, like what anon here
>I feel more bad that they think think losers are 10/10 material
I cannot for the life of me understand why this would upset you. Or anyone.
It's not like she's going to wake up one day and [screams internally] that "Oh no I married a ridiculous beta!". To a monstergirl, every male is a rugged, chiselled underwear model, because they see inner beauty in the form of well-stocked testicles
Well, Savannah DID want us to try something on her in public.
Quit your bitching.
>Friday, about 6 PM.
>In my room, browsing /mg/ and playing call of booty: modern whorefare.
>My succumama comes in.
>"Hey girl, have any men to turn into slaves this weekend?"
>"Not really, no."
>"Why don't you go hunting with some friends? The night is nice"
>The conversation goes on for five minutes.
>Mom keeps asking me about men and my "friends."
>I try to dodge admitting I don't have any friends and the closest thing to a boyfriend was when a guy yanked my hair.
>She already knows, I can tell.
>"Ok, just let me know if you ever want a ride somewhere, you can borrow my car any time you want."
>She kisses my cheek and leaves.
>After a few minutes feel thirsty.
>No artificial semen in my room.
>Head downstairs to the kitchen quietly.
>Hear my mother on the couch crying to herself.
>Turn my head
>She's going through photo albums of me and dad before he died.
>She looks up trying to hide that she was crying but her eyes are red.
>"I'm gonna go rape some guys, can I still borrow the car?"
>She smiles wider than I've ever seen her before, literally radiating happiness.
>She hugs me tight before giving me the keys, I can see tears in her eyes.
>I get undressed, get in the car and drive off.
>I drive to an empty parking lot on an abandoned building and go to sleep in the backseat
>Return home next morning, make up stories about how many guys I raped and made cum.
>She hugs me and tells me she'll make pancakes
I just want her to be proud of me.
I didn't ask for this. ;_;
So she cares about a suicidal douche who fit her resistance fetish so much because...?
>tfw you'll never gaze at the stars with a monster girl in the middle of nowhere
KC contradicts himself on that both in the books and on twitter so go with whatever interpretation you prefer
incubi becoming meat dildos or civilization just becomes filled with a lot more T&A
I liked the one earlier about succubutt afraid of corrupting someone's mind to only sex, who fell in love with her naturally.
Thanks. I know that, it's just a shame that MGE (and the MG quest games) seem to be the prototype for so much of the stuff here.
Keep crying about it.
>Kills himself with his own tail
I read the original, but this was still entertaining.
Yeah, considering he would be controlling it like any other muscle, he'd pass out and be unable to actually kill himself.
That's kinda sad, but
>"no gods, no masters"
is pretty badass
> men are the geese that lay golden eggs for monstergirls
> fresh semen improves lifespan, increases magical abilities, health, complexion, maybe you'll get pregnant, can go to orgies with the cool monsters now you have a partner, and you can sell any semen you don't eat at the market to buy cool stuff
> man dies
> "LOL WHATEVS"
Because succubi enjoy breaking the stubborn, and corrupting the pure. For a Succubus, there's no greater joy than seeing a brave and mighty once proud knight reduced to a broken meat toilet that loves her unconditionally
I remember a human man version of this.
>She's going through photo albums of me and dad before he died.
I hate widow stories
Not really. It reeks of 3edgy teenager shit
>Entire camps full of man for your raping pleasure.
>One dumbass you were interested in dies.
For the scenario introduced I see no reason for her concern to go beyond that of a person who bought a disobedient dog that got hit by a car when it tried to run away from them.
Sure you feel bad, but now you can just go buy a new dog that isn't retarded
> religious zealot
> dies with "no gods, no masters"
Should have been "I'm coming home, blessed Ilias", but otherwise wouldreadagain/10
have you guys ever seen the top of a truck? that's kind of a no-go
and what kind of sex would the three of you engage in?
Couldn't he just bite off his own tongue?
That's the only reliable way to kill yourself without access to your hands.
Isn't the metal pretty cold as well?
Dis gon b gud
still think we should have bought the cow as a hapless companion / sex slave a'la Gun Tribe
I've seen trucks before. There are usually ladders to get on top attached and the roof is flat. What were you thinking of?
Sex, well, we'll leave that to Bob, but I'm sure he already has a few ideas.
Spread a blanket over it?
But it makes no sense. He said himself he went full Incubus. By that logic his only want should have been fucking that chick at that point. Unless suicide his fetish. But if that was the case he should have offed himself long ago.
And you don't break the stubborn by putting them in a bed and giving them pancakes. you break them by chaining to a wall and whipping/ jerking them off until the difference between pain and pleasure melts.
older ones could have had a flat top
but newer ones are designed to be as aerodynamic as possible
given that savannah has had her truck for three years, it might be a new model
We'll want very THICK blankets.
Not necessarily. If Bob likes the idea of stargazing and fucking on the top of the truck, it's easy enough for him to make the truck a flat top.
And afterward, everyone can just cuddle up to warm themselves before returning to the inside of the truck. Mmm.
This is basically the same argument to the one that was had last time about relationships with multiple partners being impossible.
Do away with your reasons. Forget about being right or wrong. If it makes for a good story, anything goes.
>tfw never warm up your reptilian or any type of monstergirl waifu in bed during winter
I'm getting the feeling you are all becoming accepting of Clare's... extra bits.
How far would you go?
Auh, I've found out that whenever Succubutts become the main topic of discussion everything just goes to shit in these threads
edgy greentext writers
It's much better when people argue over the pros and cons of the different mosnter girls
But I guess people just don't feel like embracing the fact hat Lamia's are the true God tier MG
Or maybe one of us could get sick from the cold and we could see a different side of them, as weak and dependent, although it's too bad we live in a truck instead of somewhere with a kitchen so mckun can make some homemade food. Also are the tops of trucks dirty? They don't seem to get cleaned very often do they? It's starting to feel like a less and less romantic place to have sex.
I....I still can't accept taking it up the butt unless the guy is a trap.
Taking it in the mouth is okay, though. But that just shows how far I've been corrupted.
There is no 'adventuring party' here. You're mostly a free agent who just has some friends and business partner and fights his own wars.
Also Cow end is still wholly possible, but I still have a few girls under my sleeve. We at best tomorrow could have five potential wives if it moves fast enough, which relies mostly on voting quickly
Stop over-thinking things and relax, anon.
>sick from the cold
this isn't japan
and yes, the top is likely to be kind of filthy. Why not look at the stars somewhere else and fuck there?
>I had a beautiful cactus
>It was very small and flat, with a few small branches
>I decided to move it out of my room, due to my AC (wasn't sure if it would like it more where it was hotter)
>My grandmother, which couldn't see very well, was staying for a while
>She ended up knocking it
>It fell into the trash can
>She took the trash out
>All I found was some dirt where it was supposed to be, never saw it again
I shouldn't have taken it outside my room, oh god, I'm sorry.
Oh my beautiful little cactus...
I'm not, I'm just not reading the story. But let's not argue this, I've enjoyed the shitstorm-free threads
nigga it's a cactus
I would've been fine with us taking it up the butt if she was a normal futa. But prickly dick futa seems a little..
Er, I think he's just talking to the readers, anon, since those are the people he's quoting.
I'm growing cayenne and bhut jolokias this season. They will become my daughterus
Hey, since Savannah and Clare have been teaching MC how to drive, maybe he could drive them over to somewhere.....'romantic'. Or at least appropriate for public fucking.
> no busty lamia chained up in your wine cellar
Life is pain
It's....it's okay, anon. It'll be okay....
You wouldn't understand.
well, he did mention they were soft and flexible
Man that tail is AWFUL
Still. Taking it in the mouth is about as gay as I'll go.
As long as we're talking about having plant girl waifus and daughterus....
>raise your own illegal cannabis daughterus
>every night they'll stumble to your room and onto your bed to cuddle with you
>get wicked high
>do this for several weeks before the police bust you and take them away
>several years later, cannabis is legalized and you get a doctor's note to legally own them
>reconnect with your cannabis daughterus and live together as one family again
Being fattened up for boots.
Jesus, a modern day setting with MGs would be bad, imagine the market for illegal monster girls skins. Lamia Boots, Harpy feather pillows, holstarus steaks, arachne armor plates.
I mean, there would be a market for easy goods like milk, eggs, silk, ect as well.
Would she be tsundere? Or at least have a prickly personality?
>all these cactuses
Yeah, no. I grew up in the desert, with a type of cactus that actually MOVES towards heat sources. Made wearing shorts a nightmare since you'd end up with about 80+ barbed needles in your leg.
Sweet Jesus, this!
>Chaining up monster girls
>Not setting releasing them and appreciating them running wild
>Not appreciating the every movement of their bodies at work in their natural habitat
>Not having come back out of the affection they have for you and not because of the threat of cages or punishment
You're shitty beast master
>Be apprentice mage
>Tasked with feeding (via warded gloryhole) a succubus kept in the dungeons
>She sits in the corner of her cell and refuses you
>Start bringing your research to the dungeons during her "mealtime" since she won't eat anyway
>One evening as you study a tome on some aspect of demonic magic or other, you notice her watching with amusement
>When you ask what's so funny she tells you to bring the book over and she'll show you all the places where it's wrong
>It starts becoming a regular occurrence, with you learning more from your charge than your master
>Your studies rapidly progress as you and the succubus share your knowledge to unravel the mysteries of the arcane
>You begin developing a fondness for the demon despite yourself
>One day you arrive to find her collapsed in her cell, her starvation finally overcoming even her supernatural strength
>Refusing to let her die (and also knowing you'll be in a world of shit if such a rare specimen dies on your watch) you open the cell and begin raping her
>The next thing you remember is waking up in bed with your spirit almost completely drained
>When you ask about the succubus, your master tells you she escaped due to your carelessness
>You've barely recovered when you are banished from the village
>Forced to live in the wilderness as news of your crime spreads
>Finally settle into an abandoned cabin
>While collecting herbs one day you notice the unmistakable stench of demonic energy
>Following it to the source, you find the Succubus wandering the forest
>She rushes over to you, grabs you by the arm and starts dragging you back towards the village
>When you arrive it's overrun by a demon army
>Your former master, his powers exhausted in the defense, is taken by one of several Dark Matter
>The succubus leads you to the church, where the now-Dark Priestess marries you
>You are declared the Archmage of the new demon realm, with the succubus at your side
>Everything went better than expected
What if you and Clare both stuck your dicks in the tailpussy at the same time?
There's a monster girl slave trade in MGE, where unscrupulous humans kidnap monsters to sell as sex slaves
Without fail what tends to happen is the captured slaves seduce the slavers, take over the business from behind the scenes, and start running it as a sugar-daddy service for monsters who want a willing husbandu to feed, shelter, and take care of them.
...so I imagine it'd go something like that.
That's most likely what savannah was talking about earlier
An anon proposed that some days ago. Bobanon liked the idea.
i love it
I don't use a tablet either though.
I'm a bit sensitive.
It happened some years ago, seeing OP's post reminded me of it.
I do miss it.
Too bad I can't anal my bhuts or hellfire will consume me
What. I thought I was the only one in here shitty enough to use a mouse still.
Idea. Ask Savannah if the top of the truck (if it's a flat top; MC would know if it was) was clean. If her reply is no, tell them we've got an idea for what we do. Ask if we can drive the truck. Head towards the park and lead the two to a spot perfect for stargazing. While they're not looking, begin stripping. Basically what
Time for the MC to man up and get on their level of lewdness.
Truckercore - Strip poker sounds fun as Hell, but if we only do one thing, it'd be this. Might be hard to fuck up there though. But then again the roof is probably bigger than my 4Runner's, hahah.
Why is this thread getting so full of edgy teenagers?
Who would go through the moral repercussions of torturing a sapient being when you can just kill the animal and receive the exact same product?
Do people sell their own breast milk or fetuses for others consumption? No. We've established that's not okay within society and if we had grown as a civilization next to these creatures we would have taken them in by now. Unless the Mg were completely mentally inferior to us no such situations would arise without raising a shit storm or starting a war.
> master keeping a demon alive
> trying to learn her black arts
These nice men from the inquisition would like a word with you
>>101540593 Here, >>101540549 is fucking right.
And now, My penis can rest.
One must know their enemy, Paladin. Would you try to wage war in the Northern Wastes without knowing how your foe keeps himself warm?
>Chaining up monster girls
>Not challenging them to a duel only to be quickly rendered unconscious
>Not being swept away to their lair far from any human life
>Not waking up chained to a bed, your captor force-feeding you succubus nostrum as she begins to ride you for months at a time, all in an attempt to bear young
honestly I think that in the worst case scenario we'd be hunting the REALLY REALLY hostile ones for sport, like an ushi-oni which is basically a n 8 legged gorilla who wants to fuck.
what type of monstergirl would be approved for hunting purposes during certain times of the year?
>Do people sell their own breast milk...for others consumption?
>everyone has common plants growing
>I have Lotuses
I feel like a freak.
Yeah, it does happen in some places. Some women even sell their hair.
Is there a higher resolution of this somewhere?
i think they are cute, i personal have a bed of these flowers called pikmin flowers.
I don't really care about that one. My Great grandma got through WWII by being a wet nurse for all the rich girls who had kids when their men went off to war.
Killing a sapient being and using their carcass for luxury is still not okay.
would anyone here like to continue paladin quest?
>the lotus represents beauty and purity
>a lotus girl would be purer than the driven snow
Sure. It's the one with the kitsune daughteru, right?
>Taking it in the mouth is about as gay as I'll go
Nigga you gay.
Nah, I still use a mouse. I just never see one I want to get when I'm out, and it's some thing I'm a little reluctant to buy online. But I might convert sometime, now that I have a significant amount of extra money from the fish business booming
Balls touching is even gayer.
I'd still go that far, come to think of it.
>Hero has grown 4 penises
What does he do with the extra one?
Ushi Onis are rare in setting already so they'd either be extinct or on some critically endangered list
Dragons to prove martial prowess but that would probably backfire.
I mean sure they're all monsters but you have to get that they are all monster with REALLY nice bodies. The moment one breaks some guys misconception of them being mindless brutes by showing kindness, your average adventuring young man probably isn't going to be hunting them for sport anymore
He strokes it so that he can spray it all over their faces while giving them a cream pie.
One girl is getting it in both holes.
Someone's getting it in the ass.
what about tag-teaming Savannah with Clare, giving her double pentration?
Fucking Clare up the ass while she fucks Savannah up the ass?
They're actually quite beautiful.
as long as
I discovered the mixing brush today and gaussian blur combo.
I feel so fucking accomplished now.
>Mfw picturing plant girl with a "spicy" personality
All of that and more.
>Spit-roasting Savannah with Clare
>Making out with Clare while Savannah sucks you both off
>Playing with Clare's clit while Savannah pumps her dick with her tail
>Stretch out Savannah's ass by penetrating her there simultaneously with Clare
The list goes on and on.
Truckercore Any of these ideas "inspiring" you, Bob?
As long as we suck off the cat
I know, isn't it the best thing ever?
It's even better when you lower the opacity just by about 10%...
Alright, last time we left off we had assembled our group of undead soldiers including a mischievous lich, a kuudere skeleton and a wight. Our daughteru has just been retrieved from the city which means we now have to choose a new objective as our quest.
pastebin here: http://pastebin.com/yfKGWKwK
You turn toward your band of adventurers. Skelly-chan was observing a trail of bugs on the ground, Marcela seemed occupied counting her fingers for some reason, and Agatha was looking at you expectantly. The city loomed ahead but you knew that the way things were right now there was no chance of getting inside without causing a stir large enough to alert the guard. “You guys hide in the near woods, if you see anyone ignore them and avoid getting caught, especially you skelly-chan.” You turn toward the skeleton girl gives you an absent thumbs-up.
You set off toward the city, it seemed that months had passed since the last time you had come this way even if it had only been a short trip of about 4 days, now the city walls grew large and intimidating and soon you would find yourself face to face with the guards. They asked you a question or two but you weren't stopped in any other way.
Eventually you come back to the same faded exterior and simple wooden facade that called out to you the first time you walked the streets. The inside is practically abandoned and the reception seems devoid of the manager. Either way you choose to go straight to your room where your Kitsunimouto should be.
You open the door only to be greeted by the sight of the manager picking up your imouto like a daughter. Your first instinct is to strike her with your sword but you manage to avoid further traumatizing your imouto. “What are you doing?!” They turn to face you with a shocked expression and your imouto cries out “Onii-chan!” Rushing into your arms and hugging you tightly, sobbing about how she thought you had left her forever.
I've never found the mixing brush.
Nice man, I tried doing things like that for awhile. I personally didn't care much for it, but if you can dig it then that's awesome.
The ensuing conversation between you and the manager consists of bribing her for as much as you can afford, she’s sympathetic to your cause and eventually only asks that you pay for your room. Just as you exit the bar with your imouto wrapped up in a blanket she calls out to you one last time in her insecure voice. “S-Sir!?” You turn to face her only to be met with cat-like eyes and 3 long waving tails as well as a lustful grin. “Have a safe trip.” She blows you a kiss and waves to your imouto who likewise waves back. “Goodbye Onee-chan!” she screams before you cover her back up and descend into the streets with your bundle of fluffy tails.
The walk outside is a bit more complicated, the Kitsune seems more confident than when you left her and asks you consistently to let her see. You’re forced to remind her various times that she can’t be seen in this city but she doesn’t seem to get it. By the time you’ve reached the gate she has her eyes peeking out like a fox.
You finally let her drop out of the bag when you get off the road and enter the trail leading to where you left your undead party. She hops to her feet and grabs your hands quickly. With a tiny bit of hesitation she looks to you “Uh… what are we… doing now?” Her face is uncertain and you can tell she’s sad to leave behind the closest thing to a sister she’s had as far as you know.
You stroke her hair which brings forth a flurry of giggling before telling her that…
1. You were going to investigate the hunting of monstergirls
2. You were going to run away with her to a safe place only the two of you
3. You were going to introduce her to your new friends.
4. Custom option
and to think people were against futa
When you both cum in savannah's ass Clare's cum coats your dick too
never go ass to mouth
Right click the brush tool. It's under there.
Feed me Seymour~
This is more of a joke choice that I kinda want to do but,
4. Go back to town and start a relationship and marry the inn kitsune and raise the loli one as our daughter
More realistically, 3
Oh shit, I've got competition now...
Start practicing highlights next...
3 then 1
I'd pollinate her flower with my stem.
Three, then One. We're going to introduce our imouto to the party and then get to the bottom of this shit. Be sure to keep Marcela in line if she says anything uncouth.
I've been here longer than you, SEMPAI
Is there more of this?
I remember back when I was the only colourfag. My how these threads have grown
Oh shit nigga, izza bout to go down
but have they grown for the better or for the worse
It looks so... Soft.
Her wool reminds me of Nia's hair from TTGL
Should I make a monster girl folder
But it doesn't matter who was here first, it matters who is better...
And it's you...
It's good to be organized. I recommend making subfolders too. It sounds OCD, but it helps a lot when you want to find something.
why are arachne so best
>not having a monster girl folder already
>Doesn't like spiders
What do anons?
I must say, I really don't like it when artists leave the whole spider face on there. Now it's just a spider with half of a girl stuck onto it's head
Well, that was intentional since Nia was the base for her wool and skin.
What is the gift supposed to be?
>not having one already
Plantgirls are the best waifus
>not exploring space with your Floran waifu
>"Look, Anon! It's our baby!"
Go find an Ushi Oni to cure you of your phobia.
Constant exposure is one treatment, right?
5.49 gigs right now.
The answer is do spidergirls.
use spidergirls to get over your arachnaphobia?
3 into 1.
Subfolders sound more like common sense than ocd.
Yeah, usually I would save anything inside my mega folder for all pictures. Now that I formatted my computer I intend to be more organised.
Subfolders inside the folder? Why? for the different kinds of monster girls?
Just think of the torso as an extra pair of pedipalps and elevated sense organs. Kind of like eye stalks, but with hands and tits.
>5.5 gigs of MG
How do I get what you have
Oddly, while I love spidergirls more than anything, I really don't like Ushi-Oni. Maybe because one of the things I love so much about arachne is that sort of slender gracefulness, which is kind of the exact opposite of an Ushi-Oni
>for the different kinds of monster girls?
Or whatever you need to do to let yourself actually find things. My folder is so cluttered it's barely useful to have.
Different anon, but same phobia. And yet Ushi Onis are my favorite. Some psychology major explain that one to me
>Not having sub f-
Yeah, when you've got a collection going, you might know the general area, but it's still so easy to scroll straight past something repeatedly. Dumping my old demon/succubus and slime girl folder into monster girl folder would be madness.
lurking and searching helps
>Subfolders inside the folder? Why? for the different kinds of monster girls?
Well, I have it organized such that major categories (such as "bugs" or "demons" or "dragons") are represented and I can put several different types of monster girls into a single folder.
Plus I have a folder for MGE entries and a folder for group stuff. Like I said, it helps when you want to find something specific. It's easy to do, too. Just make the folders and sort.
It's the ultimate gift, and biggest wallet leech, you can give to the woman you love.
It's a mix of manga, characters, psds, volumes, chapters, raws, ect.
The Ushi Oni reminds you of your mother.
Will do. Thanks.
Now to hunt for dem Monster girls and find a suitable waifu.
Oh, sure there is lewd. There are folders of started colorings, MM girls have their own folders.
...But she died giving birth to me.
I have faith in you bro. Just gotta put on your jams when coloring shit.
Like I was legit listening to this while coloring Ms Elf here.
>your spidergirl waifu will never be secretly making a wedding dress out of her own silk while you sleep waiting for the day you pop the question
Fear kicks in adrenaline and endorphines for 'fight or flight'. If you can learn to associate the fear with something pleasurable, it becomes a high. Kind of like a roller coaster: your body thinks it's gonna die flying through the air at high speed, but it's fun so you get pumped up rather than scared.
Congrats, anon. You pretty much have the ultimate fear-boner.
>be friends with a dragongirl
>have always harbored a love for her, but was too scared to say anything
>finally get off your faggot ass and confess
>she confesses feeling the same way
>go to a love hotel
>she pushes you onto the bed
>she whispers sweetly into your ear
>"Let me sing you the song of my people"
it hurts anon
Ja, the last part of her you saw was hairy and looked angry, so the Ushi Oni is vaguely reminiscent.
you know its true
> notice your spider waifu is really enthusiastic about giving you blowjobs lately
> even when you try to get her in the mood for something else, she always ends up finishing you off by having you blast a huge load in her mouth
> finally ask her about it
> "Well, I need the protein, anon"
> She just blushes shyly as she guides a stray strand of cum into her mouth with a finger
> "Umm... n-no reason... really..."
This is a Monster GIRL thread sir. That is a man, allbeit a princess.
What does she see /a/?
“We’re going to go meet some friends of mine, they’re all really nice and you’ll be friends, okay?” You smile warmly at her and she looks at you with her finger in her mouth before nodding slowly with wide eyes. The two of you continue on your walk toward your merry band of undead in this way. The trail turns to mud and soon you’re forced to carry the tired Kitsune in your arms. When you finally reach the spot you left your party you find them leisurely playing cards in the middle of the trail.
Marcela is the first to see you and she responds by waving slowly at you before going back to her game of cards, Agatha on the other hand gets up to greet you. Her face seems to shine when she sees the sleeping Kitsune nestled in your arms like a baby. You set down the Kitsune on a nearby log trying not to stir her. You lay her down and turn back to the party which now looks at you expectantly.
“we need to gather information on the recent hunting of mgs. How can we do that?” They face each other and you with blank faces showing that they hadn’t a clue where to begin. You point to Marcela “You should know more about this, aren't you an ancient being of wisdom?” She covers her mouth and snickers mockingly. “Haven’t you ever played an RPG before? Whenever you recruit a boss character into your party they lose like 90% of their health. It’s only natural that now I’m useless!” She shrugs and turns to skelly-chan who nods.
Agatha at that moment pipes up as if she had something she really wanted to say. “Why don’t we go to my convent.” As soon as she finishes she shrinks into the background. You scratch your chin and think of all the places that could have some clues as to what is going on. You decide to...
1. Ambush a party of guards traveling.
2. Travel to Agatha’s convent to look for information.
3. Slip back into the city to search for clues
4. Go back to Marcela’s castle to fuck around for a while
5. Custom option
they just had to put eyes in her forehead and ruin it
b-but I'm not ready to be a father
>implying those eyes aren't sexy as fuck
I do prefer them more consistent though
Would an Ushi Oni lay eggs or do a live birth?
her evil twin taking her husband
Eggs, I would think.
Unless you want to rape the baby.
My head canon says it depends on what she's giving birth to. Of course, I'm also of the opinion that non-MG births are possible, so I won't go into depth.
Those paladin fags are always up to no good.
Also, can you explain why a former paladin is now okay with being a lich's wight?
It was pretty funny seeing her fucked in full dragon form. Make's me really wish it was translated.
3? I think the city would have more information
But yeah, eggs would be fitting.
no, its called "meet the baby"
5. Press Agatha for more info. Lead into 2 if her covenant is lax around monsters... based on how calm she given the overall situation maybe her covenant is just as lax.
G-god damn it anon
After a certain point, this is the only way to go about it. You can't possibly find what you're looking for at the spur of the moment with several gigs of images all hanging out in a single folder.
Is that a pitcher-plant girl with a pitcher-plant vagina?
I don't normally like plantgirls, but that is just sexily intriguing
2 I guess
Until she dissolves your dick.
Nah. I imagine that it's nothing more than a paralytic that'll keep you in place while amplifying every sensation you feel with her.
>Traps men with hugs
>Man and her are stuck together
>Have leg-locked sex while hugging and kissing.
This pleases my vanilla fetish.
Are we going to do this for EVERY plant/flower?
“So exactly how lax is your convent when it has to do with mgs?” Your party was now traveling in the dead of night, it was impossible otherwise to travel given that you had walking bones and a foxy Kitsune. The rest of the party was dragging slightly behind while you and Agatha talked up front. She turned to you “They are actually very accepting, even extremely rare and strange monstergirls receive aid at the convent.” She smiles full of pride.
“Okay then, how far is it exactly?” She places her finger on her chin and looks up at the sky, for a second you do as well to admire the expanse with lights dotting the plane like a blanket poked full of holes. You only stop looking when you hear her voice. “Anon? It should be about a week if we continue at this pace. If we had horses we could make it in less than 3.” She sighs before falling back.
You turn to speak to Marcella only to be confronted by a rather strange sight. Marcella was grabbing your imouto’s hand on one side while skelly-chan did the same on the other side. The two of them swung their arms like a jump rope to lift the giggling Kitsune into the air. She laughed while doing so and Marcella smiled mischievously. “Higher Onee-chan! Higher!” She cried out.
“I like her, I really do!” the night had passed quickly and now you had to rest, in reality it was more to avoid travelers seeing as how the majority of your party was undead and you had built up a resistance. Your imouto was nuzzling her chin into your chest and talking about her day. “I thought skelly-chan was scary but she’s really cool!” You nodded and she continued speaking. The two of you continued in this way until you your tent flap opened. In the doorway Agatha stood with a look of terror. “Please. Can we speak?” Her voice cracks as she looks at you shivering
1. Yes of course. Imouto please wait outside
2. No, I’m speaking with my imouto.
3. Custom option
Is there a pastebin for this story?
1, we don't want to scare her
>tfw you'll never have a quite life with your dragon girl waifu taking care of your eggs.
My eggs or her eggs?
I bet there is a fucking sloth stalking the group or some shit. Who knows how many trees we've slept under at this point since we left the Marcella's castle.
It really isn't that hard to follow the post links in the story.
The only man capable to taking on an MG with his bare hands
Does MG stands for monster girl?
Yes, now off with you.
idiot it stands for metal gears, as in a bipedal nuclear platform meant to initiate a nuclear war between countries. when people say mgs they mean Metal Gear Solid as well.
3. Yes of course, wait right here, Imouto.
We can't put our little girl out into the night. She probably wouldn't go far enough to avoid overhearing things, so we should leave her in the tent instead and go take a walk or something.
no it stands for Maschinengewehr
Oh god my fucking heart
Dude come on, sloths are total bros I swear.
I want this, and to watch our children hatch.
Hey cyoa-anon was your I'm on a date with a cyclops suppose to be longer but you gave up because of loss of interest?
Slow methodical evil.
Probably. And it's not like we'd find out about a stalker unless we sat still for a few weeks with the pace we've been moving at.
That is, unless our stalker is one of the dreaded FAST SLOTHS!
Would you infiltrate her Shadow Moses with your Solid Snake?
No that was actually exactly what it was meant to be, it came out that way because on new years eve I was writing the beginning for a reader who wanted it but then I got pulled away at midnight for some festivities and I didn't come back until much later, by the time I did he was pissed and I was tired so I told him that to make it up to him I'd write any cyoa that he wanted another day. He wanted a short story about going on a date with a cyclops and I delivered exactly what he asked. I just didn't think that there would be a need to lengthen it anymore.
Maybe the truth is that i'm still stuck in the last CYOA. Ever think of that?
Any reason for the exclamation marks on her belly
Jokes on you!
I don't think.
Well I just thought that something was going to happen with the mean(?) parents of hers. When mc said he wasn't going to give her back I was expecting there to have possibly been abuse or neglect on her side and MC was going to save her. It's fine though, just going through the stories of yours haven't read yet.
I've been gone from the threads for a while, and have come back to seeing a few regular CYOA writers nowadays.
Are any of them decent? I've been reading the one posted in the thread and it's not bad.
Maybe we can revisit that later, in any case for now I want to finish paladin quest and get moving on imoutobus if anyone cares enough about it.
KC might have been playing MGS when he designed her.
Just like he was watching Sealab 2021 whenmaking the Girtablilu.
As always the best way to find out is to sample everything and find out for yourself, but personally I'm partial to the guy posting now and the Yellow Bird writer. Anonymoose was also pretty okay when I bothered keeping up with him.
The best one whose current is known as bobanon, he's writing the infamous trucker core story which is sweeping the threads. but he's banned right now.
then there are a series of writers who drop off a link for their new chapters and then leave like anonymoose and captain america as well as LDR I think and one or two others.
Then there are the anonymous writers who just type up mini greentexts or two to three long post stories usually meant to induce feels like aftyn, aftyns really good though,
Fuck, right when I promised myself not to write for a couple of days, I do it anyway.
Don't have a daughteru, folks.
Did a ctrl+f. Didn't see the master list posted in the thread.
Fuck yea you've always been my favorite writer yan, I still remember your first jelly slime story.
Hey color-fags what do you listen to when coloring?
More like don't have deformed children.
That sound of 1000 anons fapping to my coloring
>you take your Snake and infiltrate her passages
>you can only stick your dick a few inches inside before something blocks you
>the Anubis tells you that you need a lvl 5 key card to continue, while making that NUH NUH noise from MGS2
why is he banned?
The going theory right now is that someone report spammed him when he included futa in his current story.
I didn't like the futa but I didn't report it
with the real reason most likely being someone got assmad and spam reported his post
Futa. Honestly he should have known better. /d/ was made for a reason.
Post your mg waifu now.
Isnt TF still banned?
Oh I'd show her a thing or two about my CQC if you catch my drift. Then I'll pierce her with my HF Muramasa and show her my blade mode
One of these is more suspicious than the others.
Why on earth would they ban her?
Well I posted a reaction image on accident I was meaning to use for a different post and went ahead and deleted it if that's what you mean.
/r/ing an anubis to hold in my arms
Have you not read any of the other writefag's works?
They're a lot better than I am, believe me.
I don't leave, I'm usually around. I just don't keep my trip up most of the time.
Hers should be lifted soon.
10/10 would steal
Good but hardly a monster girl.
New chapter this week?
what makes futa more /d/ than monstergirls?
For posting this.
It's your Snake's destiny to be in her box.
Maybe, I've started and I have the word doc open, but I'm just sitting around brainstorming while perusing around waiting for my bursts of inspiration to get me on a role.
Why? Because you say so? Just who the hell are you for telling me what I should or not should... okay, enough of that.
Liches are the best bitches.
good fucking taste
/d/ is pretty much intended for futa and other fetishes that /h/ might find less than acceptable.
Extended discussion of futa outside of /d/ invite unwanted attention, which Bobanon got, whether through a janitor or somebody with a stick up their ass.
Hey, I'm just stating facts. The best way to avoid a ban on 4chan is to not give the mods any excuse.
I just ignored the trucker quest. It didn't appeal to me, and that was before the futa.
>/d/ is pretty much intended for futa and other fetishes that /h/ might find less than acceptable
What do you say about this then
That bothered me. I loved Zombina more than either of the other girls this chapter, but I don't get why her boob was like a dumpling. Why would it be like that, and then when Darling sews it back on, not only does it appear larger, the skin flows perfectly with the rest of her chest?
It's kind of stupid, though. Last I checked there was a thread running devoted specifically to futa here on /a/and it had no problems. It has to just be people buttmad over it.
Hey, mods are strange beings I don't pretend to understand. My only advice is to not give them an excuse.
Threads which deserve to be deleted do manage to stay up, but that's because a mod decided on a whim that he couldn't be bothered to enforce the rules.
I brought that up in the TF release thread, but most of the explanations can be reverted to "Its magic, I aint gotta explain shit".
She's mine, anon.
bring back modcat
I really don't like how you're dismissing the fact that bob has posted sex scenes in this thread before and the one he got banned for was just a scene of mc's hand going down clare's nether regions. The reason he was banned was because someone was buttmad at the futa
Your intentions are rather transparent, anon. You can't really fool anyone here.
Again, the mods are always rather lenient. Self-moderation is the key. In most cases, they only step in once someone has been reported enough times.
Hell, a mod could of been reading his story up til Claire's gender was revealed.
Not to mention we post nsfw text all the time without the mods batting an eyelash.
Sorry I stole her.
Speaking of stealing
>Reading scylla profile after reading yananon's story
>find out they ntr these poor immobile lolis
Scyllas are dicks
My intentions? I have none. I honestly don't care about Bobanon's trucker quest. I'm not a manticore fan. It never interested me to begin with.
As lenient as /a/'s mods are, there are cases when they sporadically decide to take a literal approach to /a/'s status as a blue board. It's like getting hit by lightening. There's not much one can do to prevent it besides posting very conservatively.
Was it someone who spammed the report button? Probably. But I'm sure mods can tell when that happens and usually ignore it. Maybe they didn't this time, I dunno. My entire point is that mods are unpredictable and if you get banned for posting something against the rules, don't complain about it because the mods will always win that argument.
I've been on the receiving end of it myself. Don't act like I have a fucking agenda.
New fetish acquired.
>not living in a village raided by a horde of monstergirls as a young boy
>not watching your villages forces - which compromised of all boys of an eligible age to be quickly trained in basic combat - get defeated quickly by the mg forces
>not watching all the older boys and men of the village be raped by the new reptilian conquerors
>not throwing caution in the wind and trying to escape
>not catching the eye of the general who stares at you impassively before turning her attention back to overseeing the rape of your village just before you do successfully escape
>not leaving for another town
>not training your whole life for battle, engaging in extremely rigorous practices and even experimenting banned and long-forgotten substances
>not having that General's face burned into your memory
>not defeating every solider and hero in your adopted-town, then in all the nearby towns, then the capital, then the entire province
>not battling low and mid-tier monstergirl challengers successfully and slowly helping fight back against oppressive, non-peaceful factions of monstergirls in your realm
>not gathering information through your new-found connections to identify and locate the wyvern general of your path
Damnit Hound. Since they are colored I tried google image search and all it showed up was black, white, and slight red colored images.
I don't know where you stand with CoC, but their new character, a 9 foot Oni, is dominate unless you beat her in a fight and touch the horn on her head, turning her into putty in your hands.
>Walking home from uni
>Take shortcut across field
>"Don't walk on the grass" sign
>Fuck that noise
>Take first step on field
>Step back quickly
>The one you stepped on is a tiny green girl with spikey green hair, no with tears in her eyes
>"T-that hurt! Why did you step on me?! Meanie!"
>not tracking her down and challenging her to a one-on-one battle in front of her peers in the name of revenge
>not identifying yourself as a warrior of town x with the town's crest on your shield
>not fighting furiously with her in a 40-60 match in which she has the edge
>not catching her off guard out of luck right before you collapse, disarming her and pushing her to the ground
>no lightly digging your point into neck
>not commanding her to stand up
>not looking into her angry and defeat eyes with satisfaction
>not realizing you are about to fufill you life's purpose and every emotion you felt when you saw her among her wyvern army
>not wrapping your head at the back of her neck
>not dropping your sword, as this needs to be completed with bare hands
>not kissing her deeply
>not telling her you loved her at first sight all those years ago
>not wooing your lover through the flames of battle
Hyakki Yakou Lv.3
what a faggy thing to do, kill the bitch. She destroyed your village you wuss.
Now do an apple tree.
Not in that sense, pervert.
I didn't even have a waifu until all those Polt images were posted and those little stories were made.
You guys ruined me.
>not understanding how an obsessive emotion as strong as hatred can of the beautiful demon of your past can sprung into love
>not recognizing that the wyverns conquered in battle and then enjoyed the villager's bodies and you have just done the same with beautiful general
Make it like that scene in the Wizard of OZ at the orchard, only it's a bunch of apple tree girls bullying one dude.
See, you have a patronizing demeanor, you're agitated, and your posting an image which one can only assume to be your 'face'. If it wasn't already obvious, it's even more so now what your 'agenda' is.
Thank you Hound-sama. I'm in your debt.
That guy really fell from grace
Either that or he doesn't really understand how he may look to other people.
Really, anon, I'm being honest here, but....you do look more suspicious now. There's a pattern to these sort of things and you're just fitting into it too well. Look, if your intentions were really honest and you just did want to try and be 'fair', that's good, but you may want to step out now since you don't really look all that good right now.
Your waifu is so lewd.
She's mine now.
Not ruined, take as a life improvement for the best.
Post pics of her or no waifu
I'm not sure what to write for that. Best I can come up with is an orchard owner who's trees keep teasing him when he tries to get apples.
>calling your disabled daughteru's entire species a dick
>not realizing that this is natural selection at work
Have you no heart?
I was going to get waifu'd to the rock loli thing, but the scylla ended up stealing me away from her. Do you have a heart?
>Orchard farmer that inherited the farm
>Isn't good at anything else so he has to do this
>The trees suck his semen making it hard to work and annoying him more
>One day he walks into the field to find a tiny little sapling
Hearts were melted, feels were had, the end.
was just a drawing someone did, is she from an actual series? I tries google, and all I got was this
It's alright. I already made the charybdis a slave to my dick. Apparently, we have great compatibility.
>Slightly depressed because of yan's story
>realize that none of this would've happened if my scylla waifu hadn't made me cancel my date with rock loli
>realize that there's no such thing as a monstergirl dating website
Is life even worth living?
Pixiv Fantasia is just a couple of pixiv artist getting together and contributing things. It's kind of like Muchigaku.
But I will never get super fit to impress a kobold.
Are you going to continue paladin quest cyoa-anon?
Also for your cyclops library story, you called the administrator a man and then a girl later on at like 24,
>so I was ecstatic when the administrator took me on as his apprentice
Come on, if Armstrong could do it, so can you!
Oh, I see. Is there more of her?
“Go wait outside. I’ll come for you in a bit.” Your imouto stared at Agatha with a shocked expression before turning to and hugging tightly. “Is something wrong with Agatha?” She meant it to be a whisper but it came out much too loud and Agatha now looked terrified and hurt. You patted her shoulder. “No we just need to speak as adults, wait outside for a bit alright?” She nodded albeit reluctantly and walked past Agatha, but not before offering her a hug which Agatha accepted graciously.
Agatha closed the flap behind her in time to see the Kitsune make airplane noises and stretch her arms out pretending to fly, for a second a brief smile spread across before she turned to you and her pained countenance returned. “Something isn’t right.” Her voice cracked halfway through before she sat down in front of you with her legs crossed neatly and her eyes staring at you as if you had killed her favorite puppy. “I want to speak about something.” You nodded expectantly waiting for her to begin.
“There’s something I want to speak about.” The expression of terror only grew and you had no idea why. “Something important. I want to speak about it.” You adjusted yourself in front of her while she continued rephrasing her sentence without actually going anywhere. “What is it.? What do you want to speak about?” she shook her said in desperation. “S-Something…” She stopped talking and instead cried profusely. You offered her whatever comfort you could despite not really helping she continued crying until she was a nervous wreck and you held her
“Can you tell me what you want to speak about?” Your training had also undergone ways to tell that a person was under a succubus’s spell and a telltale sign was when the victim couldn't answer questions that had a restriction, just as you thought Agatha froze up and looked as if someone had thrown ice down her back. You nodded calmly.
I don't have much of her sadly.
Armstrong had nanomachines and played in Texas State football.
I can't even get myself a paperclip.
The thing she wanted to speak to you about suddenly became clear and you immediately stood up. “Stay her with my imouto and don’t move.” She looked at you with puffy eyes and trails of snot but nodded before slowly crawling into your bed, as you walked out you saw your imouto poking at a large beetle with a stick. You told her likewise to stay inside and keep Agatha company. She saluted you like a soldier before skipping inside the tent. That was good; you didn’t want her outside for a while.
You marched forward to the tent where Marcella would probably be sleeping, it was a ghastly looking thing with decorations macabre enough to make it seem like a gypsie stand. She even had set up purple torches despite you telling her that it was dangerous. She was a difficult person to deal with.
You opened the flap half expecting a swarm of bats to fly out and into your face. Luckily you were only met with smoke that seemed to rush outward almost consciously. It cleared slowly but you could still make out her figure sitting down with a pipe in her mouth. Next you heard her voice scolding you. “Close the door or the incense will get out!” You complied and entered the room slowly before setting yourself down in the soft floor.
“Anything wrong?” She smiled oddly while still inhaling from her pipe almost desperately. Could the undead even enjoy smoking? It didn’t matter right now anyway. You looked at her with somber eyes “Did you do anything to Agatha?” She didn’t react immediately. Instead she sluggishly sighed before standing up and flapping the tents door to let out all the smoke.
You mean UT, dumbass. Texas State is for fuckwads.
Personally I really like the 12 beast world, and so far it isn't everyone trying to fuck the main character.
She sat down with her knees curled up and rested her head on her knees and stared at you with bored eyes before speaking. “She’s my thrall you know.” You nodded and she continued “Thralls are naturally bound to the will of their masters, regardless of what they actually feel or want.” You nodded understanding just a tiny bit more of what was going on. She rocked forward and backward while still maintaining her eye contact with you.
“Release her then.” You didn’t want to anger her seeing as how she was prone to fits of childish rage but for now you had no choice but to press the matter. She smiled at you sweetly and her eyes for the very first time turned to compassion instead of mischievous. “That’s what I like about you Anon, you care about others sincerely.” She sighed and her smile faded into a slight frown.
The silence between the two of you grew infinitely. You even had time to notice Skelly-Chan standing in the doorway frozen looking at the two of you while Marcella stared empty-eyed at you. “Okay, I’ll release her.” Inwardly you sighed in relief. That was a lot easier than you had expected it to be. “On one condition.” She raised her finger and pouted. “I want your eyes. Both of them, give them to me and I’ll release Agatha.” Just like that she returned to her old self and you remained stupefied by the incredulity of her request. She simply stared waiting for you answer.
You stroke your hair tiredly and say…
1. Fine, let me just get a good look at the last thing I’ll ever see. (release Agatha)
2. No, no true friend would ever ask that sort of thing from another friend. (Don’t release Agatha)
3. Custom Option
SWALLOW TONGUE MR PRIEST MAN
Crap. I don't know what to do, guys? Do we have anything else to bargain with? Can we try to call what might not actually be a bluff?
3. "I can't cook barbecue without my eyes, but I don't know if I want to cook barbecue for bullies."
That's my waifu man.
Giant Monkey woman is pretty alright in my books.
Why would you write something this depressing? Monstergirls are supposed to be about love.
I'm down with becoming a demon hunter
Love hurts, Anon.
>You are an orchard laborer
>It pays the bills
>The boss man likes you because he thinks you're "Good with the girls".
>You ponder the boss' sense of "good" as you head to your area
>"Ooh, anon's back everyone."
>The tree girl's cat call and whistle at you
>You ignore it, you're used to it.
>"It's mean to ignore a lady anon-kun~"
>An apple hits you on the back of the head
>They all giggle
>Climb the ladder, reach for an apple on one of the girl's branches
>She raises it just out of your reach
>You used to get really flustered when they teased you, but you learned not to give them a reaction or it'll encourage them
>Just keep a straight face until quitting time
>"Aw, you used to be so much cuter when you got flustered anon-kun"
>"I don't know, I think stoic anon is cute too, in his own way."
>The girls continue to discuss what they find cute about you after you leave
>You're used to it, they do this every day.
The father won't redeem himself, will he?
How long does it take you to make this shit up
He's going to cut his own limbs off and become his daughter's lover
Fuck, it's like Holo all over again ;_;
This bitch needs purging. Haven't liked her at all, really. Wight>lich anyway.
and then to expand land, they get mowed down with chainsaws. The End.
Part of me is questioning how literal she is being based on her personality..
Granted if it is literal it'd be cool if it went down the Illidan route with the whole seeing magic instead of light.
I doubt we're just gonna get left completely blinded... unless cyoa-anon is trying to bully us.
Not long, I was just focused on other threads.
Haha Jokes on you, I'll die alone
Can someone translate what she's saying?
hyakki yakou lvl 2
but is separed and colored from the rest
The artist's name is Konshin, by the way.
>not having suffering for no reason other than wanting to have suffering
It's like you haven't even read his other stories.
Does he draw lewd stuff?
>the father finally finds a lover for his daughter
>the new lover gets NTRd by a Charybdis
Yananon, make it happen.
2. I want to see kitsune loli grow up
I don't see a way to redeem that without magic, even though he didn't actually do anything wrong.
But then, this is a setting with magic. Assloads of magic. If there's more to the story I guess we'll see.
I'm not sure she means it, but I wouldn't put it past her. Lich be crazy. Anyway, it's time to bring down the pally hammer, 'cause this cannot stand.
Your eyes are the color of [something]
>your eyes are the same color as the sunset in my homeland
Slay with righteous fury. Skelly will probably need to go too, unless she was less loyal than anticipated, but whatever.
your waifu lacks boobs
Not much no. So you got me there.
You can iqdb it. Boorus often have a translations on stuff, it was basically what >>101550708
I'm digging this guy's work.
>Tiny kitsune loli
Where do I get one?
Bah second link was for >>101550535
They're petite aka masterrace
1. A true warrior doesn't need eyes, just to feel the flow.
>tfw there's no where to snuggle your face between
Check your local pet shop.
He's very good.
They're called thighs m8
But how will you see your beautiful grown up kitsune loli
and most importantly
her neck curve
>implying they wouldn't be relocated by anon
>The farm was sold to a cattle owner who planned on moving in his cowgirls and holstaurus for a milking operation.
>you were done with the big trees who made lewd remarks and moaned incessantly as you handled their roots while moving them into the trucks.
>Now you were handling the smaller orchids and and flowers who gossiped between themselves.
>The one you were moving right now was crying, begging you to leave her there. "Please sir... P-Please don't move me from my spot. I like my spot lots!"
>"c'mon I'll find you an even nicer spot, one with a lot of shade and sun and water." You tried calming her down but she shook her head. "LIAR!" She buried her face in her arms and sobbed.
>"I promise." You held out your pinky and she stared at it with a quivering lip. "I promise I'll personally find a spot you like, okay?" She stopped crying and extended her hand to touch. "Okay..."
>She winced when you dug out her roots but instead of crying she grit her teeth, when she was done and sitting in a pot with the rest of her sisters she seemed lost, while the others talked she remained silent.
>At the end of the day you had traveled through the park finding different spots for all of the flowers, they were picky and some wanted specific things like a waterfall or a view. some even wanted you to stay in their pots. In the end each one found a place they liked.
>All except her. The tiny flower still refused to choose a spot and forced you to carry her around all through the park chatting and talking.
>When night fell she looked at you with a nervous frown "A-Anon sir... the truth is... I want to go with you." she extended her leaves toward you and closed her eyes.
>Wordlessly you smiled and carried her to the truck letting her sit in front and telling her about your home.
>Nowadays she sat at the windowsill eating up sunlight and enjoying your company.
Do >>101550726 but act like you're doing 1 first so you can prepare you're holy power via quick meditation.
But what does she use for fertilizer?
>You're at the doors of the pound for fifth time this week and it's only Wednesday
>The doors open and there's a massive influx of people, as usual
>You're swept along as people rush to adopt the usual dog and cat girls along with the odd harpy and lizardgirl
>But not you. You know exactly what you want, and today you finally find it.
>A little Kitsune girl sits in the corner of a cage on the far wall, shivering slightly
>Knowing you shouldn't but unable to resist you walk up and put your hand against her cage
>Despite shunning several others she walks up to the bars and licks your hand
>This is the one
>You rush to the counter to put in the adoption papers only to find that asshole down the street with the nicer car and bigger house already filling out the papers to adopt the fox loli
>You object and demand to duel him with your fists at dawn over who gets to adopt her
>The cocky summabitch agrees
>The sun rose ten seconds ago
>You kick him in the nuts and turn in the forms with his name scratched out and yours written on top
>The attendants don't give a fuck, as is normal for government employees.
>The day and the fluffy loli are yours
As it should be. Poorfag-kun demanded justice, and was awarded with fluffy tail.
the fuck do you think she uses?
Miracle-gro and carefully maintained watering?
Glorious fluffly tail.
Alraune are way underrated.
Actually, I was taking a nap earlier and halfheartedly thinking about >>101545223 and had the horrifying thought of crop monstergirls. Like, you're a farmhand in the field harvesting wheat, and suddenly the screaming begins.
cyoa-anon here, I'll continue next thread okay?
>All of the migrant workers look like they've seen some shit
>Especially the kids
Would you kiss the monster girl or would she kiss you?
Oh god why. Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts.
>get me on a role
And what role are you auditioning for?
Well anon. Neither options are viable since she doesn't exist.
I-I'm sorry, I'll make sure to not spoil her with too much miracle-gro in the future since I don't want her to feel raped.
I just don't like that you can't go anywhere with them without a lot of effort
But why would you want to go anywhere else?
All you need is a dolly and a truck, Anon. It's pretty obvious you don't even lift.
What agenda do you think he has exactly?
Anti-futa or spam reporting or what?
Because even in the futa thread there are people complaining about it, and you could just accuse any random anon that doesn't share our fetish with spam reporting honestly.
Why would you do this to your daughterus
I want to show her the world. I wouldn't be able to stand living in one place my whole life.
m8 two weeks for a chapter is too long
Of course I'm not posting the full pics of my daughterus for random anons to oggle. Only previews of the true glory that is Alraune until you get your own.
Well in that case you can always purchase her a nice comfy pot and a truck like >>101552098 anon said.
>Take her to a nice beach where she can get plenty of sun - just don't let her swim since sea water is bad for most plants.
>Take her to a rainforest and maybe meet some of her relatives.
This is moose we're talking about here. His chapters are normally longer than any other writefag's.