Wow, where did she learn how to surf?
Up your ass.
At the slut whore academy.
She actually can't surf.
It's just something humans do.
She downloaded it, like she downloaded Kung-Fu.
why would she need too much useless meat when she has augmented mescles?
I wonder what she does when she wakes up.
Technically this; she weighs too much.
Then how does she so perfectly surf?
recharges her batteries