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I am trying to learn Naruto's move the "rasengan". I have been working on my chi abilities and right now i believe I can clone myself. I know this is true because my friends who are also learning chi moves have seen me do it, so this is not a joke. My spirit animal is a fox just like Narutos so I should be able to do his moves. are there any websites out there where they teach you how to use your chi, i would like to learn how to do the ransengan. This is very important thank you.

My friends can prove this, they have seen me when I get angry and my chi aura glows red (my girlfriend who has a falcon spirit inside her has a blue chi, she is gentle unlike me, and I have taken down many peoploe who thought they were stronger than me.
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0/10
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I need a moderator. ;_;
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what is this i dont even
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dont you watch naruto? obviously the answer is to jump off of something very high to make your fox spirit loan you his energy and then you can do it ez.
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in b4 Answerman
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>>10152816
Do it!! Then you'll be just as powerful as Sandmaster.
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This looks a bit like the /b/ copypasta
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Have your friends bury you headfirst in sand up to your chest. After a while, you may feel an urge to thrash around in a panic, but don't. Once the air is completely out of your lungs, start forming your chi in your palm. It might take a bit, but you'll definitely see results.
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Hey guys at least hes asking for help so he dosent end up Like the kid that was buried in sand >>10148888
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It's nice to see you trying to accomplish your dreams like this, and I support you 100%. However, I think the rasengan is a little too advanced for you at the moment. You must master the basics first.

With that in mind, I propose that you learn kawarimi no jutsu (body substitute jutsu). Just get a couple of friends, and have them throw a bunch of kunai at you until you can succesfully turn your self into a log and thus avoid any damage.

Once you get this down, I think you can move on to the more advanced rasengan. Best of luck to you.
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>>10152900
Heh if I was that kids parents I would be more embarrassed then sad
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/r/ more copypasta like this. Especially the otakin shit.
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there is no possible reply to this thread.
I suggest we move on to more meaningful discussions.
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>>10152906

This is exactly why children shouldn't watch anime.
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OP. I agree with him [>>10152913] in that you need to master basics first. However, you are also encouraged to see if you might be a saiyan, for you seem to have stronger power than normal earthlings, who are rarely good at chi moves. Next time you get angry and your aura glows, I recommend you to check if your hair also glows yellow. Perhaps, you are confusing "chi" for "ki."
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er, this move took years to perfect. what makes you think you can do it in a matter of days? naruto was haxx0rzed to shit.
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>>10152906
I never believed there really were "Kin" people in the world, but with that kid allowing himself to be buried to learn a move i have sadly come to the realization that there really are "kin" in the world.
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>>10152816
sage
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/r/ more naruto pasta
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>I am trying to learn Naruto's move the "rasengan".
>trying to learn Naruto's move the "rasengan"
>trying to learn Naruto's move the
>to learn Naruto's move
>Naruto's move

I lol'd.
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Make yourself taller.
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My name is Luna Starbright and I am imploring you to apologize to the young man who wrote you last week about his abilities. While this may surprise and even shock you, there are many of us in this world who have the same kind of powers you see in anime shows. That young man obviously has the same powers as Naruto does, while I myself believe that I have the same abilities as Sailor Moon (transformation, etc). Now you may call us crazy, but it is the truth (as the young man said, we can prove it), and one day you may be enlightened. If not that is sad, but persecuting our kind is not the answer. I would ask you to look upon the lessons taught us by the defeat of the Nazis before continuing to rail against our kind. It is a form of racism.

For the time being I ask that you publically apologize to the entire 'kin community. We are people who deserve respect, and our feelings should be considered.

Sincerely and with great hope that you make the right decision,
Luna Wishcatcher Starbright
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HAHA OH WOW
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Give up now, before it's too late.
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> I can clone myself

Now, fuck yourself.
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The OP enrages me on both a personal level (what with him being a massive twat) but also on a Nerd level. There are so many things in his post that have nothing to do with Naruto, and series elements mentioned which are just not present.

Jesus Christ, if you are gonna troll, at least do it PROPERLY
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>>10153349
So im guessing this is your first time seeing this copypasta???
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>>10153349
He's trolling well enough to make you post craps.
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Naruto is here! Savin' the day. Beleive it!
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>>10152816
You are amazing...
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I'm not a big fan of subtlety, but seriously, troll harder. 0/10.
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Anyone have the link to the site where the guy thinks hes goku and talks about the pain he experienced while watching the freeza fight?
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Wtf is this shit
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>>10152816
forget that move go jump off a cliff and l2 summon that frog thing...if you fail you become an hero
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Ah I remember this.
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some kid got hospitalized trying to do a naruto move in his sandbox

http://www.komotv.com/news/16431271.html



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