Okay but you can only put the tip in and you can't cum inside.
That's no fun.
Let me guess. When I'm about to pull out you're going to wrap your legs around me and beg me to come inside?
I know your game, slut.
>N-no that's not what
>My hips are moving on my own
>Please, come inside me
Don't worry, I'll take full responsibility.
why would I want to cum inside? I don't want kids yet.
But the tip alone is 23cm long!
but anon, you are a NEET. your responsibility is worth shit.
Are you a blue whale?
I know how it ends, I've read hentai.
Why are all of your posts so lewd?
No, I'm a black male.
I'll try to find a job until the baby is born.
Shut up, no one likes you
Snake a shit.
I'd cum inside her just because she's such a little shit.
Well if you don't wanna do it then I won't, jeez
Snake has always been, and always will be cute
You couldn't be more wrong
Stop stalking me please.
Nope, you are wrong.
Tsubasa makes me fly in the clouds!
That never worked for me...
I don't mind the girl but her arcs are all too similiar and pretty boring.
creepy/10 detective skills
I wouldn't know, I dropped the series after Bakemonogatari, it was already beyond stale then.
reminder that snake a worst
>it was already beyond stale then.
The Monogatari series is great. Cat is one of the worst girls. Her arcs are boring.
Snail is best monogatari. You can't prove me wrong.
Cat is alive
Snail is dead
there is only 1 best monogatari
piss piss I want to drink her piss
Posting the best girl.
You should watch nise and second season they are pure gold
I'm assuming Kuro isn't any good then?
Calm down, Nadeko.
If you're not crunched for time it's okay, if you hate cat then just skip it, plot-wise you don't miss shit since it's just expanding on the first time she became the cat, and since white is bundled into Second Series and also advances the plot, it's fine to skip Kuro
This guy knows whats up
I hope you like Angry Birds, anon.
I loved how that line which Jack said he loved to j/k, saying his favorite tricks were "objectively", "shit girl makes show bad", and some other thing.
Whelp, looks like it fap tiem
I hate the lewdness of the series and also this weird supernatural stuff as well.
That and the pseuo-intellectual appeal it has.
>I hate the lewdness
So you don't like anime?
It seems any anime trying to have an overarcing plot that lasts more than 2 episodes is "psuedo-intellectual"
I just like it for the supernatural stuff and for the characters, like kaiki.
Holy shit why is snake such a filthy slut
because shes objectively worst
>is a slut
>wants to kill a man because he won't stick his dick in her crazy
>attains god powers by being absolutely crazy
>is a shit
the list goes on
Wow, fuck you OP.
because she wants to sex
It's just twister anon
>is a shit
Bam. Case closed. You can't argue with proof like that.
you would too
God dammit nigga if she was fucking playing twister on me like that I would fill the room with my semen shit man im getting a damn boner fuck its so erotic
>snail isn't a turd reheated over and over.
oh wow, I'm so jealous
Yep, I'd like more nonlewd anime.
>Making it sound as if anime can't be anything than lewd.
Anime that are classics without relying on copious amounts of ecchi, fanservice or lewdness: Legend of Galactic Heroes, Mushishi, Kino's Travels, Fantastic Children, Maison Ikkoku, Kiki's Delivery Service, You're Under Arrest, Magic Knight Rayearth, Rurouni Kenshin, FMA, FMA: Brotherhood, Escaflowne, Princess Mononoke and much more series and films.
I can't help it that you are Happosai.
What the hell is the point of that hair clip, what does it achieve? It does nothing.
Novelfags told me that Araragi's resolve was 5 seconds away from being broken in that scene when they got interrupted.
It adds magic, nigga.
Araragi's resolve must be godly, it would have broken for me once she told me to sit on her fucking bed holy shit
I want to rip it off.
I think it was somehow tuned off in the second season.
I don't notice it as much as before.
Araragi would have fucked her if he slept in his room with her. But Shinobu stopped it because Nadeko would have gotten pregnant. So that's two occasions that he was about to fuck her.
Is this worth picking up?
The first 4 episodes of S1 are great if you are up to some funny comedy with feeling embarrassment for the characters and remembering your embarrassing past.
From then on all the rest of S1 is centered in some cheap drama + really low toned romance.
S2 is has been really great and light-hearted until now though, it's being fun.
If you want some cheap romance and great Kyoani visuals I don't see why not.
>Araragi's resolve must be godly
Damn right it is.
Okay, I'll give it a go then I guess. Thanks.
Jesus H Tittyfucking Christ
>wanting just the tip
She gives off intense cock hunger vibes. She wants to feel the pleasure of being cumed inside.
Have no worries in dropping if you don't like it
I'd post more, but it's unrelated to the thread
Please for the love of god, my boner demands more.
For the love of all things in this world, MOAR
I'm eating dinner with my imouto, give me a bit
>being aggressively playful and sexy in front of the man you like
Stay virgin /a.
She isn't being playful. She doesn't know how to be playful. All she knows how to do is beg for the dick
she's not best but snail is the only sane character in that whole damn show.
You have my thanks, anon.
Thank you based /a/non
I haven't listened to a lot of these in a while anyways, it's fun to revisit and fap to
Thanks for all the wonderful material.
Snake is a slut and would take the whole dick and you know it.
Monogataris sluts except Snail.
>people on /a/ not already listening to ear hentai
I still love that audio
>tfw your guild broke up after Heroic Sha of Fear.
Too bad she's dead
The greatest MC to ever exist, the resolve of a true man.
fuk tha pathagorinium forumla
I came here expecting discussion on snake.
I got something better
I......don't get it