Last thread got deleted, [Spoiler]Best[/spoiler:lit] Monster Girl and Pic Related
What is she?
And do you have more of her?
It just died of old age without anyone to love.
What a sad fate.
I respect your wrong opinion.
that's not a bookwurm
anyway, how did the last thread get deleted?
All girls are the best girl.
Even the rapist ones.
>you will never marry a water goddess.
Just old age and the bump limit from what I saw.
Unless I'm wrong and imagining stuff.
Close enough. But here is best girl.
Would you cuddle up to a dragon beneath a Kotatsu? I would
GREAT TASTE ANON!
What's a kotatsu?
fuck, gotta finish my 250 word essay. Keep thread alive, be back in 3 hours.
Aw shit, that zton monkey thimg came out ?
>The new horse pussy by z-ton
Jesus, that was even worse than the one before with the blowjob, all those lines were straight out of a generic ntr work. Left a terrible taste in my gut and in my mouth
OP here , i will
Word? Or page?
Dubs decide what monster girl you write about.
Yeah, short as hell though. But... damn, new fetish acquired.
>Written by Mero
The thing the dragon in the pic is under. It's pretty much a heated table covered by a heavy blanket.
I'm liking the blue and yellow.
Any chance of a tan version?
best girl is a tie between these.
THEY ARE RAPING HIM
AND THEN THEY ARE GOING TO RAPE ME
OHHH MYYY GOOOOOOOD
Maybe when I stop being lazy, Hound. I'm not nearly as proficient as you/c/.less at this, so you gotta take what I give.
After all, you did go mountain climbing with Tio yesterday
The ending is somehow more disappointing than how short the entire thing is. Giant monkey waifu gets turned into a tree until someone breaks the seal.
best girl is dragon girl rest are shit
Goblin villages are rough man.
Welp. I supposed to write about what I did this weekend but I guess I'll do dragon girl. Bully version?
Did anyone figure out the story?
I thought it was something like the MC was some monk/shaman that was sent to the monkey to give her offerings by some villagers , and they gave her that wooden dildo thing as a present when it was actually a sealing instrument.
Truckercore - Just restating that I agree with the anons who suggested going to the waterslide. I think it'd be a nice change if both the girls missed you without one of them feeling jealous of the other.
Would you break the seal for your giant monkey waifu?
I probably would
I dunno, someone is going to translate it, eventually.
Have a nsfw wip - puu sh/6JTCm.png
But how does it rape people? It is a tree.
Hound, don't you think it's time you took off your trip if you're not posting an actual picture you're coloring, I don't mean to sound like a prick but it's just that you're really starting post without any relevance to what you were originally doing with your trip.
A rape tree
If fallen/dark priests count as monstergirls, are there fallen paladin/blackguard monstergirls too?
Keep her sealed
I know where that leads
when do we suck the cat off
No, they're the husbands.
>hasnt been raped by a tree
Brolen's translation of the Monsterization and Incubus sections in MGE World Guide 1 were recently completed.
only if they are inccubus
>He hasn't watched Evil Dead
>He doesn't know about the Angry Molesting Tree
I did see Evil Dead but that wasn't a tree those were vines.
>Not having seen Evil Dead or the sequels
Isn't that a crime?
It were roots
What about the remake?
I enjoyed it. It pushed things around the right way that even as a fan, it took you for some unexpected turns the first go around. A little more legit horror than the classic though.
What I really want to watch again tonight though is Bubba Ho Tep
fuckin love bubba ho tep
So any explanation of her yet?
I wish I could be a cute monster girl. I'd abduct anon and fight for his love with other girls.
Bubba Ho Tep was so good.
Who Fallen God here?
Nothing to say against an eternity spent with sex and pleasure and maybe some love
I think she's something like a 2ch version of slender man?
i would a Outer God
>Finally passed 10k
>Forsaking your humanity for easy sex
>Letting yourself be broken
Here, Hound. Hard pressed for time so i'll clean it later.
Just accept it, anon. It's the best way.
> its afraid.jpg
A few more monstergirl designs for Mon-musu Quest Paradox RPG were posted a little over a week ago. Just thought I'd mention it in case it hadn't been brought up. NSFW.
> don't like harems
> translation says MGE incubi all get harems
> be butthurt
> be so butthurt you commission a new translation to downplay the harem aspect
>Being Lawful Stupid
>Not fighting in the name of love
No it just describes what goes on IF you get a harem, most couples are monogamous
>Pirate mermaid with a floaty ring
The original translation from a year ago implied all incubi get harems; it was only a matter of time.
This new one was commissioned specifically because some faggot on monstergirlunlimited got mad about said point.
Are you talking about the one where the centaur mother gives the son in law a blowjob?
Scares me that it's not to scale either.
Still dunno if I just want to color Monkey girl only or do the whole thing.
>He doesn't want to lose his mind and his soul
>HURR MUST BE A PALADIN
how the fuck are you going to fight in the name of love if you've been reduced to a cum dispenser?
>Lose your mind and soul
>Yet the Hero, husband of the Demon Lord is still completely lucid
You wot m80
They just translated part 2 of that where he bangs her.
>Tells his mother in law he won't do her because he loves his wife even if she's his sister
>She begs for him to fuck her anyway
The soul is overrated.
Like she needs the floaty ring, with those flotation devices on her chest.
Well if this new translation is more accurate, then what's the problem?
Shit girl bro
Cerea a best
IS it more accurate?
idk, I cannot into moon.
>What is plot armour
So I finally got around to writing up a story combining the imouto and onee-san succubi these threads popped out a few days ago, if anyone's interested. It's about a normal boy in a family of succubi with a cute little sister and an older sister that's all over his D.
>Yet the Hero, husband of the Demon Lord is still completely lucid
He's kind of a cheat because he's not just married to a monster, he's married to A GOD AM I.
His lucidity should not be taken as indicative of other husbandu's lucidity
Well to be fair if you consider the other stuff and the encyclopedia entrys would imply that this one is more accurate
>Not wanting to be with the girl that you loves forever
>Not wanting break each other
>Even Though My Family Is A Bunch of Sex Demons I'm Just A Horny Human!
So jap it hurts.
I'll wait for it to be on pastebin.
I have no qualms about it, I'm not a fan of harems anyways.
One mistress may be acceptable. No threesomes just another girl who you hit it off with that you now also love. But only if your original wife is okay with. Preferably they become friends. Not gonna bring in some Dragon girl who treats my Lizard wife like crap. that's unfair
It really depends on the person.
I don't know which is accurate, just saying that even if the person who commissioned the translations is being ass pained about it, he's still vindicated if these new translations are correct.
It sounds like it's not so much accurate as paying someone to "change" the translation. Taking the KC setting that seriously is beyond stupid though, so I don't know. Maybe it is just a more legitimate translation, like the old translations called spirit energy souls and demon realm hell.
Did someone say there was some plot armour to eat?
I like writing with as little of it as possible.
She's already broken mate, she's just an onahole with a pulse
I had fun with the title, the contents aren't terribly weeaboo.
I dunno... if incubi are SO delicious to monstergirls, and if incubi are SO virile and horny, one kind of suspects that an incubus would both be swamped by mgs (forcibly) begging to be his mistress, and be inclined to go looking for some on-the-side tail of his own volition.
>acting surprised when people take MGE seriously
Discussions over MGE get insanely heated and in depth. I honestly don't know why, but it happens all the time.
>Not retaining lucidity through sheer paladin will power
>Not breaking everyone you meet by introducing them to various people you think they'll like
>Not marrying them while they fuck like mad and moving on to the next person
>Not getting off with your dark Priestess waifu over all the couples who are fucking because of you
Your a terrible apostle of the Fallen God
Where the other translations at?
I remember someone posted a link here to a pastebin with an ongoing translation of one of the books. Was by OtherSky translations or something? Google can't pull anything up so I'm probably wrong.
Nope, it was intentional. The image dimensions match up.
> she's just an onahole with a pulse
All is as it should be
>Your a terrible apostle of the Fallen God
At least he's in the right side.
I'm fucking confused now.
Did Claire birth Seishirou? She's shown breastfeeding him, and his father made it sound like they kept Karen a secret from him (which they did).
I clicked the wrong thumbnail. Preasu forgivu mi
OtherSky translations to be found here: http://pastebin.com/XPhPHw1E
Mind breaking in my mind ruins so much in my own opinion. I don't want to just fuck all day and see my significant other as little more thanjust a source of pleasure. Sure some of that will occur, but what about other stuff? Discussing deep questions, watching movies, cooking for each other, doing romantic stuff, raising kids and seeing them blossom. Sex is a huge part of the relationship but there way more to it than that. I want to feel more than just pleasure in life.
Oh sure, it's great to loan, inspire, build and adjust around but when someone says commission I imagine paying for, which is just silly. Though I guess it's paying to change the general consensus. I want to believe it's just more accurate compared to doing something that extreme.
While that may make sense if you only read that part, it is stated in another part that you one the one hand get imprinted on "your" monster girl just as much as she gets imprinted on you and on the other hand you start smelling like your her so unless it's a special case other monsters will mostly keep away.
MGE discussions are on of the most interesting things here. I enjoy them at least.
Anon, what is best in life?
Still the best girl.
Better than Cerea that's for sure.
>Discussions over MGE get insanely heated and in depth. I honestly don't know why, but it happens all the time.
It's like that everywhere. Something about the setting just provokes arguments and debates from people on a regular basis.
It's the same on /a/, /vg/, /tg/, even fucking /d/.
MGU goes without saying.
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Impossible to answer for everyone, for me its Freedom.
Its a movie quote you sperglord
Seeing terror and fear in the eyes of your enemies as you stab them repeatedly?
See, I think the mindbreak is... I dunno, a karmic necessity of having a succubus waifu. I mean, you are basically making a Faustian pact with a demon, exchanging your life-force sip by salty sip for mind-blowing pleasure. If there's no downside or danger to it at all, it feels too hugboxy for me to really get into it.
Hopes and Dreams.
I somewhat see where you're coming from.
>young succubus being a rebel and deciding to go out with a nice guy to piss off her folks
>her guard is down and she falls in love which is forbidden
>now shunned by her kind with no where to go
>Even then you don't turn her away after she confesses she was just using you, but you believe what came after was genuine
Not yo shit again.
>There's no danger
Untill the high level paladin rolls through on his pimped out chariot and repeatedly casts "Smite Evil" like some sort of Medieval drive by.
>He relies on sorcery like a faggot
>Being a Paladin, not a true neutral warrior who isn't the Westboro Church of knight archetypes
>Accepting a manipulative bitch who was only using you to get back at her folks, and then forgiving her without repercussion .
>Not Neutral Good
A little mercy will get you far.
>She fucks all of your friends and family
>filled to the brim with cum
>still kisses you and tells you how much she loves you
>you are too much of a fag to smite her
There's mercy, then there's being a spade-tail whipped white knight
What is Mercy Anon?
>bunch of paladins wearing holy bling driving their pimped up wagon around demon lands, casting smite evil on everything while loudly blasting medieval paladin rap
Only the unloved hate, anons. The unloved and the unnatural. I feel pity for you.
>being this pussy whipped
I think I hear your whore calling you. I only pick on evil monster girls. Gayboy.
My pity for you is still holding. You poor poor lost and confused soul.
I need this.
What would Medieval Paladin rap even sound like?
I don't think you understand how succubi work
Something that should never be shown to Daemonspawn
How do Antarcticans have sex?
Paladins, don't give yourselves to brutes. Men who despise you, enslave you, who regiment your lives, who tell you what to do, what to think, what to feel. Who drill you diet you, Treat you like cattle! Use you as Rape Fodder! Don't give yourselves up to these unnatural men! Machine men! With Machine minds, and Machine hearts!
You are not machines.
You are not Cattle.
YOU ARE MEN.
>lost and confused soul.
Says the infidel who loves a creature of evil. And thinks she really loves you. I'd say your soul is the one that is lost. Its ok all you need to do is hand her over and repent your sins, and everythang's gonna be alright.
Captcha: cooperation kllnese
At least one of the MGE books is written by a Dark Matter sorceress, too.
I'd be willing to bet that the "FOREVERIAL TIEDUP DELITIZED INCUBUS CUM DISPENSER HUSBAND" stuff is just the in-universe monstergirl authors getting off in the midst of writing.
>This thread in a nutshell
Now imagine if a succubus actually fell in love with a guy's personality and wanted to keep him sane, but at the same time needed sustenance. Slowly having to choose between the hunger inside of you or love.
>You meet succu-chan in a restaurant one day, both of you got stood up on a date and decide to keep each other company.
>She and you hit it off, the rest of the night passes in a blur of discussion and introspection, talking about everything from politics to religion.
>The moment you invite her to bed she turns shy and distant, says she can't. You don't push her since you really want to see her again.
>This goes on for months, each time the two of you get together time flies in an instant
>Still, for some reason she refuses to do anything more than a quick peck on the cheek.
>After 2 years of dating and even moving in together you propose to her. She turns pale and accepts immediately, burying her face in your chest while sobbing.
>The wedding goes off perfectly as your family and her family get along well. It all leads up to the wedding night.
>You're on the bed undressing when she comes out of the bathroom in only her lingerie, despite how well everything's been she still has that look of fear.
>She slides up to you on the bed and you meet her halfway with a sensual kiss. She grinds against your knee before placing her entrance on the tip of your now painful erection.
>She looks at you one last time with tears streaming down her face, you think she's crying in joy but the truth is much darker.
>Everything goes white the moment you plunge deep and you lose yourself. The pleasure destroys your ability to think as you orgasm over and over. By the time she's done you're a shivering mess.
>She kisses you're cheek and whispers into your ear. "rub-a-dub-dub thanks for the grub." Her warm tears slide down her face and onto yours but you can't hear them.
>Use her shapeshifting powers to get back at your folks and have raunchy sex with her every night in a different form, making your father think you're some kind of "hound doggie"
>Find Doppel pouting one night, ask her what's wrong, she's in her "normal" form
>She's disappointed you've never wanted to do her wearing her "real face"
>Remind her you've had sex with her in this form before, to which she shakes her head and calls you an idiot, telling you this isn't her "real face"
>Ask her to show it
>She puts her hand up to her face, and you see her form shift, the room becoming filled with a strangely luminescent miasma
>Her body seems to dissolve into a mass of tentacles, the blackest obsidian the color of "her" skin, a single tentacle with a chattering mouth spewing every language at once as she speaks looks in your direction
>The tentacles pull you closer to this creature, and you can feel your dick sliding into SOMETHING that had the consistency of gelatin.
>Horrified, your mind is lost in a tsunami, bringing up visions of creatures from the darkest depths of the ocean. You come upon a great city, non-euclidean in its geometry. Traversing it, a cavern that stretched into the bowels of the earth gaped before you.
>Casting your gaze into the cavern, a creature beyond all description stood, casting its gaze back at you.
>It was then that your parents found your body, shaking and covered in some kind of protoplasmic fluid, your hair whiter than the purest snow.
>There's a sign hung around your neck, written in very immaculate script
>"Sorry about your Son, but he failed a SAN Check~ - D"
Poor creature, repeating his church like a parrot. God forbid they ever did things not for spiritual means but for political means...
>Now imagine if a succubus actually fell in love with a guy's personality and wanted to keep him sane
Oh, that's a good joke anon, I needed a good laugh to cheer me up
>She turns pale and accepts immediately, burying her face in your chest while sobbing
I love that shit.
>Talking about Politics and Religion on a first date.
>Not meditating every day to preserve your sanity.
Step it up guys.
I thought you were a deluded monster apologist, then I got to the honeymoon scene
this suffering pleases me
ONE DOES NOT MAKES JOKING OF THIS COMRADE
Well to a Succubus your mostly just a place to get cum from.
I don't like it when people try to bend the rules to turn what is and always has been nothing more than a demonic whore into some pure waifu.
The profiles, MGE Vol 1 and World Guide 1 were primarily written by a nameless human scholar who serves as KC's author avatar.
World Guide 1 was assisted by Druella and the fallen maidens.
World Guide 2 was the creation of a Dark Matter scholar by the name of Saphirette
Wandering Scholar has interviewed non-humans for a portion of the rest of his books and profiles, including the Demon Lord and some lesser divinities
>has nothing more to defend his spawn of satan
>waaa you sheep
>church is bad!
I may be poor to you with your mortal eyes. The Lord hath given me a rich spiritual life. That is all I need.
All the while she had been fucking other guys for sustainance.
BRB. Gonna rewatch The Great Dictator...
Purity, like perfection, cannot exist in an impure world. So the point is null. None of these monsters are pure because its impossible for them to be pure. Also keep in mind that Succubuses need spirit energy IE cum to feed off of. What the fuck are they supposed to do? Starve to death?
You don't seem to understand to concept of monster girls.
>I don't like it when people try to bend the rules to turn what is and always has been nothing more than a man eating monster into some pure waifu.
>Not realizing a Succubus can choose to absorb your soul/semen or just let you impregnate her depending on her mood
>no virgin blood on sheets
Unicorn is toppure. Educate yourself.
>Excited as fuck
>It's your 137th birthday
>You're finally getting to leave your village
>Preparing for this event for days
>Parents tell you to be careful and to enjoy yourself
>You're going off to the human city of NewReach, because it's supposedly the greatest city around
>Traveling in a forest
>Get ambushed by 3 orcs
>They rip off your clothes
>By the time the second is busy thrusting in to you you've lost all hope, your throat raw from screaming for help
>Suddenly the orc's head falls from it's shoulders
>The other two are cut apart by a halberd
>Over their corpses stands a figure in gleaming platemail (albeit covered in orc blood)
>He lifts you up and wraps his cape around you
>He walks off after giving a slight bow
>Nothing to defend with
Okay then, what was the legitimate religious reason behind your ethnic cleansing of an entire race then?
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>but just like other centaurs they are extremely lustful.
They have Lordly self-control but they aren't pure.
They were demons
Feels awfully Paladin in here
>They lead to the extinction of the human race
>They pervert the free will of the mind, and shackle and mold it into what they desire
Why is the circumstance's of one's birth a reason to be killed. You didn't choose to be human, you were born that way.
That burn of my soul felt good reading that. I'm a sucker for loves that can't be or ones that are harmful to the other party
The fall is coming
Evil must be purged, tis all. Evil plagues the land, and we must clean it up. Tis only for evil, as long as the monster girl in question doth not commite evil she is free. Tis not a hard concept, knave.
>but just like other centaurs they are extremely lustful
Not unicorns, they have a ascended.
Doing the Lords work.
Oh god. You know that harem manga about the guy who will die if he gets a boner, but harem hijinks keep ensuing?
I'm imaging that with some low-level Paladin who has to mutter prayers constantly to resist the various monstergirls that keep inexplicably joining his party.
You were doing well until you walked away with a bow.
No walking away. The whore will pay for the hero's effort with her body.
Its not extinction, its race mixing. Bloodlines continue and they merge into one species, thus increasing our biodiversity and giving us yet another evolutionary edge over our animal brethren. I bet your against inter-racial marriage too.
I'd read it.
Please capitalize the Lords name. Thank you~
He's not Rance.
Someone should at least post that one lilim thing if we're going to be paladins.
>All these Pally and Waifu-fags going on with the same arguments over and over.
>The anger fuels my writing.
>I'm beginning to enjoy the anger.
God someone make it stop.
Your probably talking about Dragon Riot, it's pretty fucking good.
There's also My Balls where the MC can't cum for a month or Satan escapes his balls.
>Walking off and leaving the poor woman defenseless against the next pack of orcs what finds her
A true Paladin would offer to escort her to the nearest outpost of his Order, that she may have the protection of honorable men in her travels.
Does the same rule apply to evil human ones?
Also, the initiation of force is one of our greatest evils, while admittedly succubi do initiate force in the form of seduction, its not evenly counter by killing.
Not even apologetic, just being philosophically constant.
Idealism is impossible to achieve, It can only be striven for. However I drawn the line at genocide.
Would you look at that the divine mark.
It's probably Dragon Riot. All I remember is that lewd things happen, and the MC has to meditate to suppress his urges.
People bend the rules on mythological creatures all the time. The only "rule" with succubi is that they are sex demons. They don't have to be soul stealers if the author doesn't want to, and there are plenty of stories with good succubi.
Sounds like some top level degeneracy to me
>not already using your anger to fuel your writing
Step it up
What if monster girl is glorious slav?
You know what to do.
Truly this was my folly all along.
I thought so.
>not understanding the point
>He doesn't understand what chivalry is
I can picture a bunch of dryads in knight armor demanding a shrubbery.
I'd rather any story about wandering crusaders be about them just murdering everyone. Including the elf.
Killing equals honour.
It's your duty as a knight to sample as much elven peril as you can.
>letting someone who has been defiled and tainted by evil touch you
Not falling for your cheap tricks.
That's a Mercykiller, not a Paladin.
Tell me, Paladins.
Have you ever thought to ask what a Succubus thinks of their actions? Or do you just blindly follow what the church tells you and kill them without thinking?
I see it's going to be one of these threads.
Well those are kind of entertaining in their own way, too.
Stop being such an autistic shit with all this RP gaycrap.
Everytime I ask them, they want to rape me, and take my semen. They try to corrupt me. So I smite them. They don't think of much, at least ones I have talked to.
Comrade let it go. We've better things to do, like defending Monster Friendly nations from this menace.
"When a succubus opens its wretched mouth, it is not to converse with a paladin, or any man of honour, it is to enthrall him with magics, to connive and trick and decieve. It is to enslave and corrupt, because a succubus is a creature without honour, morals or humanity."
"Do not let a succubus open it's mouth, lest a fate worse than death befall you"
did someone say slav monstergirls
Please dear God tell me you have more.
she's not squatting
Spiders always squat.
This is true
kill 50 succubutts and you get your own angel waifu.
I mean like this
monstergirls squatting like this and wearing clothes like this
But angels are corrupted by a succubus
It seems I have found my answer.
I am done talking with mindless dogs that refuse to seek the truth.
He's still basically right on the squatting bit.
I've, then I ask if they regret their actions. If they do I burn them, if they don't I question them more and then burn them.
1. A sweet succubus maiden who has never had sex before and doesn't want to fuck you for fear of killing you, instead she restricts herself to blowjobs and handjobs as well as intense cuddling sessions and hand holding. She thinks your semen is the best treat in the world and will do anything you ask for a sip, but she also is desperately in love with you as a person.
2. a Domineering strong angel who sees you as her pet to use and abuse as she sees fit, she loves the face you put on when you cum and she loves it even more when you scream from her abuse, at the end of every bdsm session she'll give you a warm bath and cuddle for a while before going back to her normal tomboy domineering self.
Why would I want that? An angel's just some cunt with wings.
A succubutt might be blue.
Oh for the love of god, 2
That does stuff to my dick
So, if I kill 50 angels can I have my succubus waifu?
To the arena?
While 2 seems cool too, I like cuddling.
What do you do for a dragon waifu? Kidnap 50 princesses?
I've begun having extremely vivid dreams with my monstergirl waifu.
My normal days seem to fly by and appear more like dreams that I vaguely remember.
I'm starting to believe this IS the dream. If only it was true ;_;
I just want to wake up to coils
To the area.
Is there any monster girl with as much breasts as this girl?
If you kill both 50 angels and 50 succubi you will access the bonus level and get eldritch abomination waifu*.
*Warning: the waifu may cause insanity,baldness, lose the control of your body and degenerate into a pile of tentacles, mouths and eyes, apocalypse or/and suffering.
For that price, I'd say a Lilim. Succubutts are easy.
Lucrid/Vivid dreams aren't always good. Sometimes you can't stop having them. Trust me, I've been having them for the past 6 years.
What is she saying in this anyways?
But those are like a size or two smaller!
There is a clear difference!
Or are you saying that they freely change form?
Think of Harpy with breasts like these. She could not fly.
>I've being looking for you...
As a paladin of love and justice, anyone who doesn't pick #1 is a fucking idiot.
Now if only succubi really acted like that
I want a succubus daughter to hug me and say, "I love you, Papa!".
unfortunately no, that's just a shoop I made, this is the original
can somebody write a fic somehwat like the Bartimaeus Sequence, but with a female demon, despising her summoner but slowly falling in love with him?
I am too paranoid and mistrustful to pick 1 and have too much pride to pick 2.
I guess it's back to jerking off while reading holy litanies.
>I want to be with you
>and make make believe with you
>and live in HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE
Some do. Start here: http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/101452318/#101460101
Well, I want a Ryu to coil around me and rub her cheek into mine.
But you don't see me acting like a little bitch about it.
I read those books almost ten years ago, never heard anyone else mention them. I think I might just write it for you.
>Greentext fannon is now canon
I tend to have ~3h dreams. My days fly by extremely quick. Winter is super boring. Go outside, shovel snow, go back inside, time to shovel again.
Can't I have combination of both? I'd love to be used and abused by domineering tomboy, but the hand holding and cuddling is tempting too. Maybe it could be my reward if I was especially nice to girl no2?
>Implying here's any one canon
All we have are a collection of head canons, Anon.
>Look Papa, I'm a rattlesnake!
I can't stop crying
>There's a cannon.
I still reread these books from time to time. They're too good.
I don't know if anyone cares, but bulletf/a/ce here. We had a discussion and we both agree that we love each other enough to go ahead. Thanks, /a/, for improving my life.
Bully dragon best girl
go fuck yourself, you had your blog shit yesterday.
I think I'd be a little more panicky if there was a fucking cannon.
>Sadistic bitch who beats the fuck out of you to preserve her social status
>Can't express her feelings so she makes your life hell
Go skiing brolaf.
You might even find a frost queen.
Okay, I will. I apologize. Just wanted to give an update to a few anons that cared.
You should write a pastebin story about it if you think you could actually make it into a good story.
>Think of Harpy with breasts like these. She could not fly
Sure, but in a modern setting there would be those who elected for cosmetic surgery, I'm sure there would be MG's going down to Thailand and Brazil for stuff.
I'm happy for you anon.
Feed me anon
>Turn on TV for some odd reason
>Reports of monstergirls and violent rape everywhere
>Monstergirls are now canon
>And they're rape machines
Go find waifu
Sit on the couch and watch shit go down
[x]Grab SKS, go innawoods
Lock door and masturbate. Let the pheromones attract every MG in a mile.
You get used to vivid dreams after 15 years of putting up with silly shit in them.
>No dragon daughter that tries to shove you into her toy collection proclaiming "Papa is my treasure!"
You're damn right I stole this from a thread the other day.
Dragon > Ryu.
Third option. Laughing at all the silly shit going down before headed out.
I can't cry, but I know the feeling.
Go find waifu, there won't be infinite supply of them. And carefully avoid non-waifu monster girls, don't want to be used before it's time to be raped.
>your lamia daughteru will ask you where babies come from.
>We helped someone get together
Feels pretty good
grab sks, go innawoods, begin search for waifu
>tfw helped /a/non recognize true love and embrace it
Time to hunt!
...Somehow I don't think anyone's in a hurry to find an Ushi Oni. Maybe that's why their lust is so debilitating. They want to be with someone, anyone, so badly, yet their monstrous nature isolates them.
>Dragon > Ryu.
Nice try buddy, I'd rather a girl who is neither a god or dragon, just my woman, than someone with a hording problem
I don't get silly shit.
I get fucked up and disturbing shit.
Lets be honest here, if you were actually in the world of mg or if mgs suddenly invaded our world the majority of you would end up suffering.
50% of all anons would become semen slaves for succubi or succubi varieties
20% of all anons would become mushroom men for matango fungus that erases your mind
15% would actually find a normal monstergirl but it wouldn't be the one they love and therefore they'd be pissed.
10% would would actually end up with their waifus and live the rest of their lives together enjoying the days.
4% would become alps and turn into cow tits succubi who prey on other anons and people
1% would become the little girl
And the Ryu girl looks more mature. Bigger boobs.
Get called to service, shoot monster girls and race traitors with anti-matterial rifle.
11% of happiness? Still better odds than without monster girls invasion.
>...Somehow I don't think anyone's in a hurry to find an Ushi Oni.
You don't find Ushi Oni, Ushi Oni find you. Your waifu's going to be in really short supply, Anon.
>1% would become the little girl
Implying it wouldn't be 100%
>the fat one has to prop himself with the fence
God damnit I want that so bad. She'd stare at me like I'm some worm struggling to get out of the water.
The Matango and Succubi might get to a healthy number of us before we figure out how.
You stole it from that one guy while I was posting monster daughteru greentexts, didn't you?
Trust me m8, after spending this much time on 4chan, with minimal contact with females, My auto-defense mechanisms would kick in and I'd continuously spill spaghetti and stutter in an un-cute and ugly fashion
>TFW probably won't even get laid if I was suddenly in the MGE world
Actually only 20% would end up bad end, all the other ones are good ends since even if you don't love the girl, demon energy is gonna force you to love her
Becoming a wizard and getting sweet magicks ain't so bad.
That's 11 more % than I have now.
I don't even remember! Maybe. It was one of the ones that stuck with me if so. Credit where credit is due for him if so.
And where would I post the pastebin? In these threads? the only /a/ thing we've done together is watch a few animes and part of aki sora.
>with minimal contact with females
You hurt me feelings anon, little girls are now males or what?
Yeah, at least then I'd be able to sell my services to traveling merchants as a caravan guard.
Nothing says "fuck off" like a fire/acid/shadow ball straight to the face
>I could hear the tail obstructing her voice
>you're making it hurt even more
/k/ has trained me for this moment
[x] grab SKS go Innawoods
Come to think of it, I think this would end poorly for the Demon lord. I don't care how strong your sex magic is, you can't rape an A-10. It WILL be the other way around.
[x] grab SKS / AK-47 / Glock . Go Innawoods
If something like this never happens my father's post-military paranoia will have done me no good.
I think you underestimate the power of MAGIC.
>paladin-fags will never know this happiness
Eagerly awaiting the next part.
Last time I checked grenades were illegal
I think you underestimate the power of BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I think you underestimate the power of FREEDOM!
We know the afghans do all the time.
>Play Pathfinder for the first time
>DM says I the Emprah can't be my deity
>frequently gets upset because I refuse to be "lawful stupid"
>end up slaying his girlfriends character after accidentally getting her to do something evil
I know happiness /a/non-kun. It keeps me warm at night.
So is rape.
Heard you talking shit.
Still waiting for my story.
I used to play that with the worst people. Fucking DM didn't even use monstergirls or anything clever. I'm glad they all died,
/k/ is more into monstergirls than I would of thought....
Fucking hell I'm not just gonna drop everything to type out some shitty fanfiction, wait a few threads. take off that trip
Whoa. I remember this.
Does the end of the trilogy have a emo chick resistant to magic, MUH GOD OF DEMUNZ, self sacrifice, etc?
If I had the books I could rewrite them and add lewd.
>tfw you can't decide which monster girl you like best
T-they're all so great how can I possible choose a favorite?
If we're talking about MGE succubus I'm ok being part of that 50%
>/k/ likes Holo
>Holo is a wolfgirl
>some /k/ommandos like other kinds of monster girls
It's not THAT hard to believe.
We just felt that someone was doubting the a-10. We always find the thread.
Dude let me give you 2 important piece of information
1) /k/ loves the shit out of cute girls with guns
2) /k/ loves the shit out of monster girls whom they can operate with even more
You're just a good person anon.
The kind of person that gets raped and abused the hardest in a cave somewhere in the mountains.
>Human fleshed ears
STILL BUGS ME.
Japan has made it to where harems might work.
Still would love to just have one girl who holds my heart, but they are all good.
something about monstergirls and /k/ just... works
hell, we've even had monstergirl threads on /k/ before
You would be a terrible MC
Eh, I like the elf-eared Lizardwomen .less does. Makes more sense than the frill ear things.
>Implying I wouldn't go for a harem end
>Implying I wouldn't give /a/ what they wanted
yeah I think I remember that once the emo MC let go of Bartimaeus he was summoned by emo chick who wanted to be friends. Then she joins an organization that wants to overthrow the gubments and they release the spirit of the founder of the country whose skeleton is possessed by powerful demons, and then some other shit happens and it turns out the gubment was infusing themselves with actual demons in order to gain magical powers but the demons had already eaten up their souls and were using them like skin puppets. So the MC meets with them and bartimaeus inside of him and they prepare to battle but instead he just cracks the MAGICAL staff of the founder that was infused with two archdemons, when the archdemons were set free it pretty much caused a nuclear bomb and then the epilogue was emo chick looking at the destruction going on about rebuilding civilization and some other shit.
My mind was blown at 15 when I read that. good times.
every fucking time
shit nutnfancy's kid, get it together
Anyone else pick up volume 2 of CW?
>you will never fly your Bell OH-58 in the monstergirl wars
>you will never crash due to a dragon girl taking you out
>you and your copilot will never be sex PoWs during the war
>you will never return home to find that MG and the normal world have groan to accept each other
>you will never have to fight the ptsd while sleeping next to your MG waifu who hugs you when you moan and kick in your sleep
I tried to DM the combat sections, but they voted me out when I had a monster with class levels use Sunder. Some dude was upset about losing his ONLY weapon. Never played with them again.
I'm more surprised that it isn't obvious.
3) /k/ will always come running the second someone starts shit-talking the A-10
Eh. I outright hated it (them) at first.
Less so now. Growing on me slightly every time I see it, but I would be lying if I said it still didn't bug me in some way. It's more so the length than anything.
Must of been away for that one. Did it go well ( relatively anyway), or what shitposting abundant?
>Wanting to fuck your 8 year old little sister
What the fuck am I reading?
KC needs to do a musketeer monster girl. It wouldn't be entirely out of place in the setting.
I dont into guns much, but whats wrong with putting in the magazine like that? Do the rounds not fit or something?
what gave you that impression?
What are you, stupid or just ugly?
>Wanting to be tortured on a daily basis by your two sisters
>One of whom is 8 years old
There is so much shit wrong with that family, it's not even funny
Fuck I miss that series. It was one of the few were I actually enjoyed swapping perspectives of main characters. Bartimaeus is so based.
I should find the e-book of it or something.
What's up with these threads containing fa/tg/uys and /k/ommodos? MGs are more popular that I thought.
>being this pure in a MG thread
That looks like a rifle that will shoot outwards horizontally, he's putting the bullets in vertically and not taking them out of the case? I think
>MGs are more popular that I thought
I don't mind /k/, but /tg/ is annoying as fuck.
They dont turn around like the p90?
Humanity has been given a raw deal. The more knowledge and enlightenment we obtain the more cynical and depressed we as a species become.
Its a real goddamn tragedy that creatures that are so emotional and romantic were also given so much logic and critical thinking that destroys and clashes with those beautiful ideas and delusions of ours.
Human life is by and large suffering separated by short moments of happiness for listening to our instincts and then back to suffering or indifference.
If you think about the fallen god, she really just wants to eliminate suffering that is inherent in all human life.
I used to think that knowledge and knowing the truth would make me happy and satisfied but the more I find out the more I wish that I did not know the truth.
I like were wolfs.
Based off one of the older and more fleshed out monsters.
Got the Alpha/Beta thing going on for it
Doesn't have the awkward big ass paw mittens of other beast girls
Sister packs if your into Harems. Lone wolf chicks if your not
Can hang around other humans with a decreased chance of causing a monster outbreak
Just doing gods work.
I don't know, I'm not from /k/. I was just trying to figure out what was happening in the image
oh jesus fucking christ
put the bullets in pointy bit forward
it's not that complicated
I want all harem MCs to be culled though
Would you kill yourself slowly and painfully for me /a/non-kun?
Why wouldn't you take the black part off? It doesnt look like it fits. Sorry. I don't do guns much.
Is Paladin Quest guy still around?
>you will never cheat on your monstergirl waifu
Would it be too beta to wait for my parents to return and let them decide?
I can't do that /a/non I have a daughteru to protect.
One of the girls.
Harems a shit. The only harem that I can allow is the Khepri harem.
>The more I find out the more I wish that I did not know the truth
I know how that goes anon. Counselors in highschool pushed me towards engineering or psych. I took psych because I wanted to know about people. I. Hate. People. more than ever
it's an M1 garand; that's the en-bloc clip, you load that in with the rounds and it ejects after all of the rounds have been fired.
>If you think about the fallen god, she really just wants to eliminate suffering that is inherent in all human life.
I think you're giving a deity who has its priests dress in black specifically so cumstains show up better too much credit
>Slandering one of the musketeers by making them cockloving whores hell bent on getting darlings D
please no, there are still pure things in the world
>She hunts down the girl, possibly kills her
>Ties you up, makes you repent your sin towards her
Of course, all depends on how well she can control her instincts.
Why? You don't like ERP with catgirls?
A musketeer as in just a soldier with a musket. I didn't mean to reference the book.
>Wanting to cheat on Zombina, Wight, Lich, Ghoul, or Pharaoh
What are you, a faggot?
The french still use these, right? Thanks for the info
>If you think about the fallen god, she really just wants to eliminate suffering that is inherent in all human life
Another guy who sees the light.
Now if you wanted even a better reaction you should of said:
>You will never cheat on your monstergirl waifu with a human woman
Would it be a Mouse girl, so she'd be a Mouseketeer?
>The french still use these, right?
I was about to call you out on that until I read it again and thought about it for a second
Monster Lord and Fallen God are pretty much just trying to bring human and monster together like humans and monsters are the beings separated by Zeus in Symposium.
>Being this much of a faggot
>If you think about the fallen god, she really just wants to eliminate suffering that is inherent in all human life
Becoming mindless sex beasts isn't a good thing, we'd be no better than animals. Didn't you watch Gargantia?
It sounds french?
>You will never marry paladin-chan and grow old together while remaining human.
An acid of the mind.
>Your Monster Girl waifu will never cheat on you
Now now, sure there are some people you like.
Most of them are actually from /v/.
are... are you not joking?
this only makes it funnier
I hate how his immediate answer isn't Miia
I mean come on. Centorea seems indignant or confused at the prospect and Papi doesn't even know what's going on. Meanwhile Miia's wide eyed with anticipation at his answer
>Kid looks like he's 12
>Looks beta as fuck
>Still gets to fuck hot MGs
>probably has his own harem
Jealousy and bitterness rising
succumama is great
Survival of the Fittest, only take the best males for reproduction
CARLOS I'LL KILL YOU
All though I wouldn't be entirely opposed to a skaven monster girl.
Holy shit, get a load of this guy?
>your monstergirl waifu will never be impregnated by another man against her will
Very much so, love even.
Humanity as an averaged whole is disgusting.
If I continue then I'll punch myself for blogging
he said its a grand. It sounds french. Sorry for the confusion.
furfag pls go
>Shaming Glorious horned rat by making it need the semen of inferior humans to survive.
The line has to be drawn somewhere /a/non
I couldn't tell if you were really confused or if it was an elaborate FAMAS joke. Anyway, the M1 Garand is the main US service rifle of WWII
You. I like you.
WereWolves get no love. Mammalian monster girls in general seem to get ignored. Though that's probably because a bunch are Were-Something variations.At least we still get Kitsunes and Holstaurus aplenty
We've got this chick to, but I have no idea what she is from
You must be a master baiter.
Oh, please. It's a rat. It doesn't have any shame.
what about it?
I don't even /tg/ anymore but seeing all these weaklings willing to sacrifice themselves to demons fills me with holy wrath.
am i kawaii uguu
He gets to fuck the fanciest fridge ever among other things.
Over the line faggot. Clan Skryre greatest clan
All monstergirls are best girls
For some reason I see werewolves or dog girls as the type that I would just bro out with.
Fur fag please stay.
Especially if she's a violent, sucker punching, scrappy, tooth and nail type fighter/ thief
Its much much better then the road that we are on right now. Like I said in >>101529476 the more we find out the sadder and more cynical we become. We are destroying little parts of ourselves little by little and the arrogant scientists and psychologists actually think that they are doing us a favor by destroying our happy and romantic Ideas and delusions when Its the only things we have in this world that keeps us sane.
H.P Lovecraft called this shit years ago and he was completely correct.
That would impress me.
Fortunately, we can usually choose who we meet and eliminate those we don't like from our lives, leave averages for statisticians.
I love KC monochrome art.
>You will never experience any of this
Bro Waifus are best Waifus.
Who else could you better establish a relationship with then a girl you naturally became friends with? Worst case scenario is she's uninterested so she starts throwing a bunch of girls she think you'll hit it off with
>you're best friend is doing her best at finding you a wife she approves of
>worst case scenario
Indeed fellow law abiding human.
Her story was pretty iffy. I'd say it was a good end for her in the end, but I'd understand the bitching and complaining of some.
Okay, this is past the point of just lacking gun knowledge now, are you 10 years old?
Sorry dude, didn't want to sound impatient. I'm just really looking forward to it.
Reminder that Paladin is only a fancy way to say devil!
They are abyssal fiends that must be annihilated on sight!
He can only be trolling. R-right guys?
Why does that matter?
Worst case scenario is that you both get drunk one day, next morning make a promise you will never talk about it again, but need to have a talk few weeks later and then you have to get married.
>Grey Seer Skaven GF
>Extremely ADD, always reading and munching on rock candy
>Steals your shit all the time for more rock candy and book money, gives you lewd looks all the time since according to her you're "much big, others hate-hate big"
>She will never be real as a scrappy little minx
You implied you don't know what WWII is. World War 2. WORLD WAR TWO
If that's a paladin, where is his sword? And why does the squire look competent? Are you sure that's the right photo?
There was a world war one? Do you mean the cold war? I know about that a little.
>doesn't recognize devil
She's from that Pixiv fantasia thing.
Goddamn. Both sides are starting to use propaganda. Reminder: Demon God a shit, and Chief God a shit. Mortalkind is the only thing you can believe in.
Warlock Engineer>Grey seer
Yeah. Or harsher scenario- you have a semi serious relationship that ends up shattering your friendship after you have a falling out you never would have had if you just stayed friends.
Or awkward sexual tension whenever you hang out.
But yeah girls you are friends with will typically encourage you to go out with their lady friend who also don't have any relations going on. And the ones with half a brain will typically at least try to hook you up with someone they think you'll connect with
yeah, you're trolling.
on the off chance that you're not, jesus fucking christ
>You notice in the coming weeks that her belly is distended and shes been giving you a glassy eye'd look
Village leaders a shit.
One man finally sees the truth, and It's comrade Lenin of all people. As expected of superior slav.
Are you literally implying that Ikit Claw is better than the mighty Grey Seer Thanquol? LITERALLY, ANON?
I like you. Thanquol and Ikit best, Nurglitch a shit. Snikch a weeaboo
Okay, I'm not even a /k/omrade but what the fuck.
Did you fail your history courses? Did you even TAKE history courses?
Holy shit. Gotta read this now. Are there any films about it?
>And why does the squire look competent?
>being neutral in a war between superpowers
Oh, yeah that will go real fucking well. Enjoy getting ass ravaged by a proxy war. Pick a side and stick with it.
Films? Are you 30 or something? Play videogames, there is Wolfenstein and Call of Duty.
>I'd say it was a good end for her in the end
I'm not entirely sure how being a random slut crudely grafted into the already-overstocked harem of a guy you've never even met is a Good End.
>are there any films about the largest, most widespread war in history and arguably the most significant event of the 20th century
were you born under a fucking rock
Okay now you're trolling. Werewovles arent real.
Well okay then, that doesn't sound half bad. I mean we came to the logical conclusion that we loved each other to the point of getting married.
Even if it took me raping her (or vice versa) in a drunken stupor that seems like a good deal
>Not using a Trident and Net
>Not hunting down heretics with your Sharkgirl
Is she pure? Or at least only ever chase after one guy at a time
Worked well enough for Yugoslavia.
Because the alternative was the same, being married off in an arranged marriage to some guy you probably don't know who could be twice your age. Because one you must be the subservient wife and pump out children for the good of the clan only and not revel in pleasure and foster love with the new Incubus king.
>Implying I wouldn't gather like minded individuals and create an empire.
>where the man need not fear rape and mindbreak
>where the monster need not fear persecution and execution
>where the common man is just as important as the rich man
>where no gods hold power, where no kings hold dominion over the weak.
>In a world where you are expected to pick between the chief god and the demon god
>I chose option three.
You have sharp eyes. I'd rather call it sarcasm but internet doesn't carry the tone well.
I guess if your patron god is Poseidon or Neptune or some other angry sea god then sure.
Spear and net is considered a generally douchey tactic for a warrior though
Dubs confirm, Skaven best, Eshin a shit
>trident and net
You mean like a Murmillo? That's a gladiator, dude.
okay I googled it and I'm sorry, its not about wearwovles. Sorry dude.
This isn't your normal everyday trolling.
This is ADVANCED trolling.
Is this even monster girls anymore? Where am I?
Fuck you've sold me.
That's an argument for finding a nice young man in the Fall of Lescatie and becoming a loving monogamous waifu mg.
It is not an argument for becoming another piece in Druella's pet project, "How many noble girls can fit on one peasant's cock?"
Damn, this is really scary. What was the outcome? It seems kinda long for me.
Even the lowly gladiator sought favor from a superior deity
This is monstergirl thread.
Have your complimentary monstergirl, untainted by fiendish paladins.
He has a hero's heart, but he wasn't divinely blessed by the Chief God to become one.
Humanity lost. But USA got all the best Nazi scientists and won Space Race. That's why there are 50 stars on the flag.
All the more to cheat on her with.
Something tells me that I'll regret this venture...
Nazi are the Germans right? They were the bad guys, right? Why would we take them for a race?
Where the fuck are you two reading this shit, and mind linking me to it?
russia raped germany, italy pissed off everybody, britain didn't get raped all the way (and they're really proud of that), france surrendered and we bailed them out, poland got steamrolled twice, china got raped (literally), and we dropped some really fucking big bombs on japan
>Cheating on poor emotional cyclops girls
Y Anon? Y u do dis?
Because of the /k/ Olympics were too dangerous
>Lost the space race
just because USA won one of the milestones doesn't mean they won the entire race
in before harems gets out of control and a war breaks out due to the lack of waifus.
The fallen maidens story. You can glean that the MC otherwise referred to as "you" (because it's written in second person) has hero swag while not being borne under a star sign that would usually raise someone to be a hero.
And France is the one who used the grand, right?
>Men frequently become Big Daddys to protect their daugtherus
But there was more than one "you", because he was getting raped by queen roper, fucking a werewolf, making babies with an enchida and fucking dozens of other monsters (literally at the same time) so either "you" had multiple bodies and multiple dicks, or it was a bunch of guys, all called "you" to better self insert into
You have to register, and it is literally autism central.
>Implying harems are allowed without a permit
>Implying it's just one city
>Implying there aren't perfectly good human women
>Implying i'm creating waifuopolis and not just a place where people can live in peace from the conflicts of the surface.
I used Rapture for the image, but I wouldn't run it like Rapture.
Read the fox girl one. Pretty obvious the orgy going on means "you" is one person.
Hero swag? No, he was one of those beta MC's
From a servant family, who gets fired, but he's real nice to a bunch of other girls so he gets fucked in the end.
>KC personally requested your ban
This only makes me curious as to why.
Why do places like this exist?
what the fuck is KC doing giving a fuck about filthy gaijin?
You mean AFTER they become succubutts right? Right?
Wow, KC still a thin skinned little beta I see.
You are literal scum unfit of getting love from either human or monster. Especially not monster.
Unfeeling race traitor scum.
>joins the military
>stays up late to train with the warrior Christmas cake
>unbiased and not effected by peer pressure and engage in discrimination
Since nobody is bothering to reply I would also like to add that I would rather pick the future that is offered by the fallen god then the future that we are heading towards.
What future? Well this is the ironic part. You know Star Trek? The hilarious thing I find about that show is that the future that most of the scientists want us to go towards is not the idealistic federation. No I think the most realistic depiction of humanities future in that show is the fucking Borg.
This is why I approve of technologies like the Oculas Rift and scoff at the people screaming about how "ITS GOING TO MAKE OUR POPULATION DROP!" "ITS TOO PERFECT" FUCKING GOOD! The all digital VR fantasy future that the entertainment industry is pushing us towards is better then the fucking Borg future that shit head scientists and psychologists want us to go to.
I don't care about humanities extinction. Like I said we had a RAW DEAL we were fucking doomed from the very start may as well go out happy rather then droning on in the name of "Progress"
Simply put happiness EVEN SHALLOW HAPPINESS is more important then "progress."
We have received 12.51 $ in donations. Our goal is to raise 100.00 $.
I can't stop laughing
Paladin chicks are way better than succubutts
Not as erotic off the bat, but at least her thoughts go somewhere beyond just "fuck me"
If so they choose. Not everyone has to marry a monstergirl if they don't want to. It is an empire built on FREE CHOICE. If you want to marry a human woman, marry a human woman. If you want to marry a Succubus, go ahead! It's your choice. But I will not create a place that fulfills the ideals of the Demon God, or the Chief God.
I am pretty sure he never actually requested a ban. Not that it prevented the staff from overreacting and acting like complete morons all because the person they used to communicate with KC decided to fuck with them a bit.
Anyone have the apples screencap?
>Paladin chicks are way better than succubutts
Somebody's got a chip on 'is shoulder.
pally chan and bakers daughter. are the only good ones.
Fuck, fine, I was "trolling". I'll just try to research this stuff on my own.
Yes its a monstergirl thread. Its made of shitposting and crossboarders.
You'll never be Crom.
Didn't the Borg have some sort of dreamland VR they escaped to when they were in shutdown mode?
I think it was in Voyager, but I know how much hate that series gets.
Yeah. Try hard nice guy. I'm not saying he doesn't deserve some reward for his good nature, but at the same time he doesn't deserve a reward that consist of half a dozen warrior goddesses wanting his D. Especially at the expense of an entire kingdom collapsing just so a bunch of chicks could get down to the nasty with him.
It's for the sake of translations, except it's not worth donating when one of the admins is almost always willing to pay for them in full.
No one fucking cares.
>any good alignment
Real quick tho, I tried french grand in the google and i'm getting shit. Am I spelling it wrong?
I don't I'm just saying The Fallen God did NOTHING wrong.
>Except you aren't 'really' happy
>I can feel you getting upset about what I just said
I'm nowhere as badass as that guy. But I can hold to his ideals. If anything I'd be more isolationist. A "You can have your petty little war, just leave my people and I out of it" kinda guy.
As if the paladin could handle all the spaghetti.
It's a miracle granted by whatever god he prays to that he managed to even wrap the elf in his cape.
>"D-Druella did n-nothing wrong, she's one of the good guys. P-p-paladins are the scum that only want to limit o-our feedoms"
>Especially at the expense of an entire kingdom collapsing
It did deserve it. It was a despotic, theocratic, autocratic hell hole that ground down the souls of its inhabitants while propping them up with fear of the big bad monsters at the borders. They sowed the seeds of their own destruction. You cannot fight the monsters with repression, it's like trying to fight a forest fire by drying out the trees.
>Girls with self control are better than mindless sluts
Yes.I find this true. Though I guess that is a value statement. But I stand by it
Blackguard girls, however are an excellent middle ground
Well you can fight a forest fire with fire.
>2Paladin and Biggie Squire teach Shug Knight about the demon lands
In fairness it ticks over fairly rapidly.
And the admins reverse-pilfer it in that they just keep shovelling their own money IN.
This is the one thing they're good for.
That just sounds stupid.
Did I say that? I certainly didn't mean that
And now it's an eternally stagnant hole of never ending coitus and social and cultural abandon.
Neither scenarios are great
What are you talking about and why are you greentexting what your trying to say.
You ever see the movie Cube? Worth was right. There's no head on this hydra, there's no 'conspiracy' or 'team of scientists' or what-have-you driving us towards oblivion. It's just people, sometimes in small groups, sometimes in big, doing their thing. It's a medley, a composite. Even if humanity starts headed that way like you said, there will always be people to divert from that path.
Totally right about the Fallen God though.
They actually do that IRL.
You control burn sections of a forest to prevent a fire from spreading by creating a big enough 'gap' between what is burning and what 'can' be burnt.
So yeah, fighting fire with fire is a thing.
But it isn't. They do that a lot.
>Neither scenarios are great
I'd rather be in that than the previous kingdom. Better the perpetual orgy than the despotic state ruled by a few and enjoy only by just as many.
Burning a small segment of the forest down as a means of checking a uncontrollable blaze so it wont grow is an effective means of reducing a forest fires' damage.
Nah, there's always some faggot claiming that Druella is the ultimate good, and that she never does anything wrong
>You ever see the movie Cube? Worth was right. There's no head on this hydra, there's no 'conspiracy' or 'team of scientists' or what-have-you driving us towards oblivion. It's just people, sometimes in small groups, sometimes in big, doing their thing. It's a medley, a composite. Even if humanity starts headed that way like you said, there will always be people to divert from that path.
I will concede to you on that. Got to say never thought MGE would lead me to having fucking philosophical discussions like this.
Deruella is an obstacle for coexistence, and must be removed. She's as much the villain as the Chief God.
O-o-oh my. Will we be seeing more of this?
Deruella is just a cause, not an effect. She's the natural reaction to societies and countries in that setting that are also highly swung in the opposite direction.
>It was a despotic, theocratic, autocratic hell hole
>what is every medieval state there ever was
> Monsters at the gates
> Militarize the nation to protect our precious virgin sons
> Successfully keep the monsters at bay through unwavering combat drills and economic sacrifice
> "Waaaah King Castor this training is too tiring"
> "Waaaah King Castor these taxes are too high"
> "Fuck you King Castor, we're defecting to the monsters"
Isn't KC actually a giant asshole?
6-1 All for the sake of sex
Most monsters prioritize their own pleasure and desire. They're hedonists who hate it when morals and ethics, etc. get in the way of pleasure. Also, the strongest desire of all monsters is to have sex with men and obtain spirit energy. Their values and behavioral principles are based on that. Their thoughts and actions are in line with that, and when monsters have conversations, etc. the topics are often mainly focused around capturing and having sex with human men.
This is some dark shit KC imagined up, there's no cuddles and normal conversations with your waifu, it's all about the sex.
Judging by the whole chapter 1 thing, I think he intends to continue it.
Now all that remains is to impatiently wait for chapter 2.
>there's no cuddles and normal conversations with your waifu, it's all about the sex
Lie. That's only with the crazy ones like Druella.
This always comes up though, when the idea that free will has to be sacrificed for the ultimate paradise.
Either way the kingdom is now a beacon of what's to come for everyone else. Fear of becoming like that kingdom will drive the other to doing the exact same thing and hate monsters violently. If it wasn't for the fallen god deciding to say "fuck everything" and then doing literally that their kingdom could have held out decently.
Note that all the girls are extreme corruptions. Complete 180s of who they were. It isn't them becoming honest with their affections for a guy they know. All of them abandon their dreams just to start fucking some guy. The kingdom at least had talented people doing important things. There was bias and prejudice aplenty, sure, but at least people still had their identities at the end of the day
That does not excuse her crimes. Nor does it make her any less of a villain. Even the Queen of Hearts is better than her, purely because she keeps her mindbreak bullshit in her pocket dimension or whatever.
Not to the best of my knowledge.
The worst thing I ever heard attributed to him was a rumor once that he was responsible for delays with MGQ part 2 because he was slow-as-fuck delivering his scenes, but I never saw any corroborating evidence.
When everyone's diet is semen, you start taking the author's ability with a grain of salt and use the setting for what it's worth.
>This is some dark shit KC imagined up, there's no cuddles and normal conversations with your waifu, it's all about the sex.
A good chunk of setting information tends to go into how normal conversations, cuddles and civilization are still possible despite what the rest of the MGE might claim.
See this is why I like the beast girls. Most of them are just chicks who are hornier then usual.
He's directly quoting the canon document, anon.
MGE is, like, full of super-dark implications beneath its rainbows-and-waifus veneer
Rather than dark implications, it's more likely just fridge horror.
>abandon their dreams
No. Everyone was being kept from pursuing their dreams. I don't know how you come to that conclusion. They were all being guided like cattle to what was good for the state, not what was good for them.
Somewhere in a parallel universe your monstergirl wafiu is thinking about you
He's pretty much your average Jap. I don't think he is intentionally being mean spirited when he yells at people for having badwrong fun by thinking his setting is grimdark.
All I know is that he's a cliche American hating Jap, thin skinned, and a horrible writer.
> state prevents you from getting raped and mind-broken
> SIC SEMPER TYRANIS!
Yes, because Everyone in that kingdom had the dream of becoming a living sex toy.
Nobody wanted to study magic but couldn't
Nobody wanted to become a knight but couldn't
Nobody wanted to become an adventurer and see the world
Nobody wanted to attend a learning institution but couldn't
Nope, all the inhabitants wanted was to be able to have sex on the streets
Fridge horror is just an autistic way of saying dark implications.
*Waifu you retard
I secretly hopes she cuddles a tiny human sized body pillow at night.
>why couldn't anons be real
>tfw you'll never an anon to give blowjobs to
>tfw you'll never offer up your ass to anon to spice up your relationship
>tfw anon will possessively keep you away from other men
>life is suffering
One would be intentional. The other a product of the reader's mind.
And there's no need to be so angry, anon. You're so riled up.
>anon will never cheat on his monstergirl waifu
Never watched Voyager but that sounds pretty dumb considering the whole point of the Borg is that they are supposed to be basically mindless robots with no free will that just march forward and do things like assimilating and destroying civilizations in the name of "Progress" and the good of their hive mind.
Sage for off topic.
This thread is more about 40kids and paladinfags being dickhats than it is about monstergrills.
Draws good snake-rape, though, so all is forgiven
>In the age of the former demon lord, the monsters were incapable of appreciating art, but since the age of the new demon lord, an art culture has rapidly developed during the cultural exchange with humans. In the same way as humans, monsters enjoy a variety of art such as pictures, sculptures, literature, music, and drama, etc. While they enjoy works by human artists, at the same time, the number of monster artists is also beginning to increase, though they are still few in number. As of the present, we can say that art culture is flourishing more in monster-friendly states and the demon realm where free thinking is permitted, compared to anti-monster states where thought is bound by the doctrine of the order.
Hard to do that with the non-stop fucking
I hope she gets on Monsterchan and RPs an anti-paladin who wants to purge pure humans for wanting to advance the arts and sciences, and impose morals and ethics.
>tfw there are only universes with anons or monster girls but none with both
Welp. I'm done. Nothing is worth it anymore after reading that despair.
It explicitly says elsewhere that Order realms have a higher cultural and economic standard of living than monster realms, so ymmv
C-can I join your club?
So would the Paladins post about getting smited
I'm done. I actually heard something inside of me break. It hurts.
One was a heroine who was destined to become a champion of humanity. Now that some deomn taught her to jerk herself, she abandons the cornerstone of her life just to fuck a guy who they removed out of fear that he would make her weak to pleasure.
One was the voice of her god and heard him in her head and led the people. Her constant attempt for people to smile was corrupted by people smiling during sex, but they no longer smile do to anything deeper than physical pleasure
One was an extremley talented mage who entirely abandoned that life style jsut o fuck around
3 older and extremely talented sisters were ousted by their useless sister who ended up becoming "queen" of her country by no qualification of her own
The fact that a bunch of them had duties or personal tragedies that stopped them from fucking the guy is unfortunate, but it is in no way good that an entire kingdom collapsed
>and Pdiddy's name remains the same
Nah. There would be corruptionfags talking it up about how they would corrupt noble paladins and turn them into their playthings.
Wilmarina was shepherded away to become their hero because she was of high birth and had the potential for it. Splitting her and MC up as children for social and political reasons. Destroying her as a person to become a hero.,
Mersé was terrified of becoming her mother who left her and her father behind. Focused solely on martial skills to abandon her femininity completely.
Francisca was barren and completely abandoned. She was shunned and a pariah even as a princess who wasn't even useful was a pawn for political marriages and carrying on the royal line. She had NOTHING.
Sasha was abandoned by God because she had the audacity to ask if mercy, compassion and understanding was even an option with the monsters.
Mimiru was treated like a monster already because her magical abilities terrified everyone. She was forced to act like a child instead of the intelligent girl she was so people wouldn't be absolutely terrified by her.
Primera is a half elf, in a nation that espies monsters. Put 2 and 2 together.
Amanomiya's life was preordained for her without a lick of freedom or even basic human pleasures.
All of that is just a microcosm for how fucked that kingdom was.
that sounds depressing monstergirls posting about them getting killed
While you are building your underwater utopia please try NOT to wake up the sleeping horrors down there.
So because six incredibly weak women couldn't think of improving their own lives without out turning into a mindless sluts, a whole kingdom needed the corruption bath? Bravo anon, bravo.
>Written by a dark matter that is biased as fuck.
In reality it would go like this
>Look at this triple pronged dildo i made, researcher chan, now I can orgasm 3 times as hard
>Look at this professor smith, If we heat air, it rises, and if we attach this paper bag, we can create a flying basket
>Look at this painting of a couple having sex, it'll fit right in with ALL THE OTHER PAINTINGS of things having sex. Look at this poem about how much I want to fuck this guy, isn't it great
>Look at this painting of the triumph of the great hero, I'll look good next to the other paintings depicting famous battles/ still life/ Momentous events/Triumph of the human spirit. Read out this poem about the inconsistency of time, and how it is a cruel mistress, It really makes you think, no?
Nah. They would be crying that their waifu will never let them Lay on Hands.
That sounds as bad as the Paladins
All are welcome, so long as they value coexistence above zealotry of any kind.
I'll try my best not to build down that deep.
Am I alone in getting tired of all the semen-powered rapists? I'm just here for cute monsters...
Drawing good art doesn't give you an excuse to be a galactic asshole.
World Guide 1, mate
There's no Dark Matter involved there.
Well, most people on 4chan aren't any better. So what if he's an asshole? Just don't interact with him, which is easy to do.
Wondering how Polt would look as a red head.
That doesn't change my points about humans advancing medicine/mathematics/physics and even developing a theory of assisted flight (in due time), vs the research and "arts" that go on in the daemon realm which are only about fucking things, and fucking them harder
In all seriousness, I truly believe these threads would be better without you people who constantly want push your personal morals and reasoning into a fictional world. It's also funny how you are the ones who start the argument 99% of the time with "monster apologist" bullshit and the like. It seems to me that you don't even like monster girls if you can't deal with stuff like this.
People have responsibilities. Some are chosen some are inherited. The unfortunate lives of 7 girls losing a love interest does not justify the collapse of a nation perfectly justified in it's authoritarian practices as it was beset by monsters who want to destroy their way of life for one of disgusting hedonism
The happiness they received is just a shallow mindless respite from the misery they were to bear so others could experience real thoughts and emotions besides fuck and lust
> slither down to GayemeHalt
> getting a new yew lyre
> cashier is an anon
> manly, lion-like mane of stubble around his neck
> delicious love-handles peeking out under his too-tight shirt
> pungent male aroma gills up the store
> oh fallen god oh fallen god oh fallen god
> "Oh, you're getting the yew?"
> "Y-yes, my friends and I call it the fuck yew, he..he..."
> Looks mildly disgusted
> seaweed starts to leak out of my pouches
> start crying trying to pick up the seaweed
> slip on the moist, salty greenery while everyone in the shoppe watches
> FUCKING GAYEMEHALT
It's always some druellafag or "Corruption is good why not give away our humanity lel" that starts the arguments
/pol/, am I right?
Er, not really?
This actually got me curious. What do we even know about how he's supposedly an asshole besides Xth hand stories?
>oh fallen god oh fallen god oh fallen god
I LIKE THIS
"Paladin"fags have no reasons to start shit unless attacked first. There's no point starting shit if a civil discussion is going on. But then fallengodfags get involved, "Paladin"fags crank up the zeal to 11 and nobody has a good time
>"Paladin"fags have no reasons to start shit unless attacked first
>guy posts pic of succubus doing whatever
>dumbass, aka you, responds with "MUST PURGE DISGUSTING CREATURE" along with bullshit reasoning as to why
>Lel Deruella a shit and everything forever will be about sex because that's what I think and stop liking what I don't like
I guess you're right.
By the way, how are the other artists?
Are they giant dicks too, or are some friendly?
Can we get more? Because this shit is hilarious.
Wouldn't the A-10 have trouble with Harpies and so forth, though? It's a ground attack craft, not a superiority fighter, and what anti-air options it (and most any other aircraft) has are neither designed nor suited for shooting something human-sized darting around in the air.
I have a somewhat hilarious mental image right now of a Succubutt riding an A-10 and getting off every time it fires before eventually raping the pilot.
Within first 10 posts in 9/10 threads there is someone spouting some nonsense about purging and slaying succusluts, among other things. So, you're wrong.
Er.....no, again. That really isn't the case at all.
>Implying I start shit
>Implying PURGE EVERYTHING didn't get really old really fast
I love monstergirls as much as any anon does.
>That hyperactive Lamia to the right.
I didn't say purge everything, only succubi. Without fail, every time someone starts talking about succubi, the demon lord, or Deruella, someone feels the need to bring up that "they're shit because I said so" and then the thread goes to shit. Just like the dumbass earlier who believed that succubi can only have one personality and they would never really love you as anything more than a semen dispenser. Shitposting at it's finest.
Okay I get the importance of breeding to monster girls but I don't get the "24/7 fuck me all day everyday" thing for any creature that isn't the succubus or at least magical in nature.
I enjoy the passion but not the sex until I drop dead. Sex till exhaustion is okay if there are breaks, but endless sex is not attractive. Slimes and Alraunes are scary for that reason
1st of all, what the fuck could a harpy do to an A-10? it's hardened against up to 57mm AA gun fire.
2nd of all, pic related
>never stops yelling (barking)
>runs around in a circle on the rug every day
>the rug now has a circle wear mark on it
>"Food! Food! Food!"
>go near door with shoes on
>dog waifu instantly presumes walk
>begins bouncing around like a lunatic every time
>spins around exactly 25 times on bed every time
>kicks you in her sleep
>keeps talking in her sleep about mauling the neighbor's cat girl
I need to remember that one.