Would you court Rei?
I'd take her to court
If you catch the implied meaning of my post
There is no place or social situation where I could meet Rei and start a conversation. This is partly because I am not an anime character.
Also Blue > Red
Probably not, too old.
Would love though.
Chop off ten years my age and I'd court her.
Right now it'd be a relationship where I worship everything about her, like a goddess.
Maybe I'd make some excuses that morals don't count for Rei because she just looks young but isn't really, since she's really Lilith and all that.
I'd rather an Auska
how old are you
No, I would not court her.
I dream of this daily
I watched Eva when I was fifteen. And im older now, but how old would Rei(or any of the children) be? The show is almost 20 years old so would Rei be 20 or would she be 34-35 because she's 14-15 in the show? Or since it's only 2014 now in the real world would she be 13-14?
I know this is trivial but I'm legit curious.
Following the timeline of the show Rei would be 13 right now. Thing is, 'cause Rei is in an artificial body I'm not sure her age counts for much since she just body hops into another clone if she dies.
I'm more curious to know if Rei died without being resurrected what would that mean for mankind, because her soul is from Lilith. Would her soul eventually find its way back to Lilith in Terminal Dogma or would be it lost forever?
Rei and Kaworu are reunited with the rest of humanity while Adam and Lilith are dead.
>mfw I started to watch NGE when I was 14 years old and now I'm 18.
No, I have a waifu.
>mfw I started to watch NGE at 14 years old and now I'm 26
>mfw you have no face
>having anyone but rei as your waifu
You dun goofed.
I would eat Rei
Yes so that I can piss and shit in her mouth.
I would use her to start the third impact.
Yes, we'd take moonlight walks along the beach after I take her to a nice restaurant that plays Jazz music.
How well do you think i'd do?
hell yeah nigga
>the moon reminds me of my fate
>the beach was where my first love got taken away from me by gay space jesus
>this food isn't vegetarian
>this music isn't beethoven
>i wish i was at home killing angels
ZOMG TEH REI!!!!111111
Rei strikes me as the type that listens to lowercase all the time.
And then tries to go nuts and listen to ambient
Is that an actual banner that pops up?
I need to know cause I've been trying to save every banner from the site during the past 4 months.
fap fap fap
Why don't you just increment the address of the banner? Other anons have already done what you've done.
As far as I know different boards have different sets of banners and over time they've been added to, but some may have been replaced over the years.
third impact sexual violence
>just increment the address of the banner
I fucking love that picture
>used to be an asukafag for as long as I can remember
>been rewatching EVA with a friend this past week
>holy shit why won't this bitch shut up already
>damn, poor rei is so cute and helpless, look at how messy her room is
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
AM I TURNING INTO A REIFAG?
It's a 'shop.
whats the original?
Her face is taken from this picture, which itself is a crop.
its still a pretty good shop
>WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
>become more mellow
>become more fatherly
>asuka just seems immature
>rei more appealing
Reifags don't have friends
That's kawaii as fuck.
You acquired some taste.
Also, you could just write a script with wget to save all the banners for you.
We're NOT doing this shit again m8
>holy shit why won't this bitch shut up already
How did you miss that the first time?
>implying reifags aren't fap-connoisseurs of the bestest of best girls
You have finally seen the light. Congratulations.
Both are great characters, but Rei is just, well, I hate to say this, but ...deeper.
Rei is life
Rei is kill. Asuka master race here.
As a Reifag let me tell you this is not really true.
No because Revy would hop universes and put a bullet or two in her head.
that aint Misato bro
You're growing up anon. To the immature man the genki-active attitude of Asuka might seem attractive, but you'll probably learn that it's not really a good thing in itself as you mature.
I guess you're right, but she's more appealing to more mature people and people who can understand her usually end up liking her more
Now the Asukafags have arrived this thread will go to shit.
Why wouldn't that be true? Rei has that whole deep philosophy of the self on her portfolio, it's ingrained into the roots of the character and even passively not thinking of it, she demonstrates thought-experiments that could only happen in sci-fi.
Thread was already shit
>Both are great characters, but Rei is just, well, I hate to say this, but ...deeper.
Rei's cleavage is deep.
M8 we are NOT doing this shit again
You troll there, too? Normalfag scum.
So is her heart.
put that into google, and now fuck that is in my history
fucking asukafags man, thought they weren't this pathetic
I wasn't ready for this level of moe.
I think I'm actually in love with her.
I had this but I started to like Asuka..
what's wrong with me? Rei is still best but.. wat
>you will never tug Rei's ribbon and unbutton her shirt
Looks like you have brain problems.
These gifs are nice.
Asuka is an amazing character, no shame in recognizing that, it's just that Rei is better
Thing is anon, most evafags start out as either asukafags, or reifags, then they start to devolop feelings for the other, and eventually they realize Misato was best Evagirl, but a Rei and a Asuka are fine too.
It looks like you're regressing anon. Sort your life out.
Misato isn't a girl no matter how much she wishes to be one. She's 29.
Nothing wrong with that, I'm dating older but she's no girl.
literally a drunk bitch
This is the normal response to Rei, don't panic.
>tfw you will be older than misato next year
What went wrong with my life.
Rei is best girl.
Didn't they drink black in FLCL?
well I re watched it after my gf broke up with me and I found Asuka not nearly as bad as the last time I watched it. Might be to do with my ex gf being quite like Asuka.. I'm probably fucked up now huh..
>tfw Rei is incapable of being a dominatrix.
Asuka is best waifu
I always knew Rei was a slut
>tfw Rei is incapable of being a dominatrix
Rei being a dom is actually canon, it's an ending to Ayanami Raising Project.
Official art disagrees.
Rei could be the perfect dominatrix, she's mommy and you've been a bad boy
Taking punishment from a dumb girl like Asuka makes no sense. Who the fuck is she to say anything?
Rei on the other hand... well fuck, you just have to take it, all the way in. She'll give it to you like it is, and it will be correct and you will be wrong.
>asuka throws herself at kaji screaming "i'm a woman, aren't i?! fuck me fuck me fuck me"
Such a domineering personality. Face it anon, Asuka would be a submissive little slut in bed.
Asuka beats Shinji and doesn't afraid of anything
>anime will never have grain again
>anime will never have solid colors that aren't washed out
Feels bad man.
I don't even bother with anime any more and now Rei is practically dead in her own franchise, so why do I bother any more really?
getting 2 old 4 this shit
your waifu a shit
surely you've not seen every older decent anime anon..
Wouldn't have it any other way.
Seriously, nothing to brag about.
There'd be some crying too and not the good kind. Just the regular sad kind.
>implying tears aren't my biggest fetish
Okay maybe not my biggest fetish
We all know that Rei would lie there like a dead fish
She'd probably start crying too. Although that would be the good kind and not the sad kind.
>have virgin girlfriend
>takes a few times until we're both comfortable enough to respond to each other sexually
I don't think it's unusual. She started out as a dead fish and turned into a little sex kitten.
Rei has had no exposure to human intimacy, so she'd likely be unresponsive on a more fundamental level. You'd have to work from the ground up.
How many times do you think Gendo has molested her or her other clones?
>We all know that Rei would lie there like a dead fish
It's actually really unfair, it's Rei's first time and the virgins I've been with were fucking "dead fish" too.
Curiously enough I don't think Rei would be a dead fish like them at all. It all depends on what she has in mind and the context.
She would fucking kill you, like she killed the Gendo when he tried to "unite" with her.
No, this is in a consensual situation, I don't see the reason for any animosity like that. It's supposed to be happy fun time, not sad oh god why time.
None. Gendo only seems to enter Rei's world in earnest when he shows concern for her. I don't see why Rei would do a sudden 180 like that if she was being abused.
As long as Rei doesn't mind, I sure would!
Speaking about courtship...
What presents would you buy her?
I'd start with a bookshelf!
No, but I'd court Shinji.
How about some clothes other than her school uniform.
I would probably buy her a warm jacket to wear in winter.
The World As Will and Representation by Arthur Schopenhauer
Can Rei survive without those pills she takes or NERV?
Yes they're just Oxycontin. Rei is an opiate addict.
Her life is falling apart
She doesn't have anyone to turn to except the drugs and the booze.
I'd take her on in the Court.
Why is there an eel.
I don't get why people would think he did stuff to her, the moment in canon when he crossed the line is the moment he got (non-sexually) fucked.