In your home.
You go to the toilet and see this.
Aw shit, when did I get such awesome figurines?
What's a dragon dildo doing in my toilet.
Not to mention there's three of them.
That's evidently not my toilet.
Holy shit! Why is my toilet so fucking small all of a sudden?
Piss on her.
Why is the door not locked.
4 anons standing in a bathroom and wondering where they are.
Water the flowers.
Purge the subhuman scum for tainting my toilet with its presence
why the hell is she drooling?
Help her to take her patsu off.
She pees from her mouth.
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Take a picture and make a thread about it on /a/.
>Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face. What should i do about him? Ideas?”
>pee between her legs
>carry on a conversation
>finish and wash my hands
hopefully her pooping doesn't stink up the bathroom while where in there
Ponder how to wash in a sink that's like 4 inches wide.
Who are you why are you in my house
In that order?
Why is my toilet pink?
Because she wants you to fuck her senseless while she poops.
HOLY SHIT, l just got 4 MH figures, is this my birthday?
I tell her to turn on the fans cause it is stinky. Then make her take a shower so she is not dirty. Then we watch anime together then we go to sleep.
Compliment myself on getting that nice pink bin, as always.
That's a nice fantasy anon.
Is it imminent?
I do something which isn't related to the very suspicious catgirl bcause it is epic.
2D girls are never stinky anon.
Get your dimensions straight.
Is that a window in the back? Who the fuck built my house?
Drink my fill.
I see no bulge
I'd make her give me a reverse-blumpkin.
Then I proceed to piss in the same toilet while staring at her.
God dammit dude, just create another one instead of hijacking a TOILET thread, the keions deserve better than that.
Gently lick the drool from his mouth
>mfw girls dont have dicks
This is not my beautiful house!
This is not my beautiful Wife!
Those are some cool figures on the side there - I'd take them to my room - they don't belong on display in the toilet room.
That shelf looks about 12 inches off the ground anyway, and 4 inches wide.
Flush the toilet because someone left a huge shit in it.
kick her out of the bathroom because I've just had my morning coffee and I need to go.
Fuck you and fuck these "what if" threads.
There's no "what if" anywhere, faggot
post more toilet pics or related media
I like 2D girls sitting on the toilet
Ask and ye shall receive
As I am about to enter my bathroom, I stumble upon a little girl with cat ears. At that moment the fact that she has actual cat ears is less stupefying than the fact that there is an unknown girl in my bathroom. A short moment of silence follows through as I strare at her, and quickly analyze the situation. Then I slowly close the door and apologize for disturbing her.
I stand behind the door to wait for my turn, and when she comes out I ask her to go to kitchen to wait for me. I sit down on to the bowl to take a shit, and ponder the complexity of life. The picture of her sitting on the toilet had burned vividly into my mind, and at t that instant I realize what I must do. I must jack off before I lose the sight of her petite, sexy, little body.
When I close my eyes, I can still see her sitting in my bathroom, with her slender legs held together gently, and her panties half-way pulled down. I take a strong hold of my penis, and begin to furiously masturbate, as if the image is going to run away. The closer I come to ejaculating, the less clear her picture begins to seem.
As the image in my head eventually becomes almost too fuzzy to properly make out, I figure it's better to just fantasize about her. In my romances, I push her against the bathroom door, cramming my dick in to her tight vagina, from behind. When my semen bursts out, she drops to her knees, and screams like a hyena, while wetting the toilet floor with her piss.
I realize I might have accidentally panted out load phrases like; "I'm cumming in your little girl vagina, cumming, cumming, I'm cummiiiing!" in my lust. Furthermore, I took several minutes too long, so she's bound to figure out I was doing something indecent while thinking about her. I'm almost too embarrassed to get out, but as I wash my hands, I calm down and leave.
She's sitting in the kitchen table, swinging her feet while looking at her fingers. I hope she didn't hear anything, and collect my thoughts. Then I ask her; who the fuck are you?
And if she still has some drool on her cheek, I'll take some kitchen paper and it off for her.
Hard to find these types specifically, related media coming through.
Redbull set maybe incoming
Greet the cat and continue about my day.
Coincidentally, that is what Redbull tastes like in the first place.
Yeah, It's amazing.
I am Ruplong, the Avenger of Samples.
Get a Erection
It tastes like girl's urine?
Why wasn't I informed of this?
There should be 2-3 more unmarked pictures, but I can only find one at the moment ( this folder is messed up somehow), and that one has boobies and got me banned once, stupid.
I'd try say something witty, but I'd just blurt out some vulgar words that translated in english would be something like "Who the multi-fuck are you""
>"Soooooo... Do you come here often ?"
>do you want some milk?
>looks at picture closely
>mfw I keep the figures I found in the limited edition of MH3 in the bathroom too
Thanks, you can be in my fantasy if you want.
Well, I walked in and it was very stinky and she said to me, "sorry it stinky here I am pooping ;_;"
Then I said, "Don't worry, just turn on the fans and take a shower. I'll cook us some fried calamari and fried rice while you take a shower."
Then she say, "thanks anon kun I love youuu" as the poop falls from her butt hole and into the toilet water making a loud lewd sound.
Then she makes a lewd face and I close the door and begin to cook.
Here's something clever to say to help you in this situation.
That's more random than clever.
I will be.
Expect me there.
I would diarrhea poop between her legs
You are now fully aware that Nui Harime's name means cross stitch
i make her my personal pet and take care of her
Poor girl, she must have been desperate
>pissing in a can
The artist has a hell of an imagination
I like these, pls contribute
>not making red bull
Sorry, I can't post more at the moment, and that was the all of the energy drink set that I could muster up.
i'd eat her poop because i love her
why the fuck is she drooling?
Who the fuck drools when they're taking a dump?
Fuck, someone post more 2D grills on the toilet quick
kimochi o, anon-kun
Shes shitting into her skirt.
Who the fuck put a mirror into my toilet?
>do a 360 turn
>go back to sleep
>get raped during the night
good plan actually
I just god damn got out of the shower, fuck you guys. I didn't sign up for this shit.
So would everyone else
Fuck off i wanna shit.
360 turn? You'd just be facing her again... I think you meant 180, Konata
First I would approach her slowly since she seems to be a little dazed and I don't want to surprise her. And then after I get close enough I would gently wrap my arms around her head while lightly stroking the back of it to try to help her relax while she uses the bathroom. Then after she finished and cleaned herself off, with my help if it was needed, I would hold her hand and guide her around her new home, trying to get her used to it so she doesn't feel on edge. I would also let her pick any room that she wanted, or share my room with her if she prefers company. Then ,after cooking her a nice meal and letting her bathe, I would take her to the store to get some better clothing, since she no longer will be working at the "L.A. Brothel", since that isn't a respectable career, and she doesn't have to support herself any longer.
As the night starts to approach, I would invite her to snuggle in bed as we make small talk and get to know each other, and if she gave the right signals it may start to get a little steamy. First, I would run my hands under the edge of her shirt, lightly rubbing her bare skin and trying to warm up her stomach before pulling her shirt up over her head. Then I would press her down on her back and begin to crawl down her body, planting a little trail of kisses from her collarbone to her chest, and gently sucking on one of her little erect nubs while flipping it around with my tongue. After thoroughly massaging her perky mounds <limit>
>can't moonwalk away
>there are people who are still not aware of this decade old meme
Or you could just be pretending to be retarded, I guess.
She's broken into my home, which gives me the right to absolutely destroy her.
I grapple and get her legs over my shoulders, then I stand and lift her into the air.
Now's the time. I perform a sitdown powerbomb before climbing onto the toilet and doing a bodyslam.
Smash the shit out of that Quropeco fuck that asshole.
That looks like one enjoyable shit.
time for shit stories?
Watch her poop
I think he meant it as an anti joke, anon
water sport? FUCK YEAH
I call the cops
she took the tail out to take a crap.
>not taping it on
I leave and go to your house. I teach you about grammar.
Good job faggot.
my toilet has been broke for months, the water leaks out on to the floor so I cut the flow, I'd be pretty mad if she used my bathroom because if she were to pee some of it would probably leak out on to the floor and if sh were to shit it'd just lay there until someone dealt with it.
Hilarious. Really, you should start a career.
>fall to the floor while stuttering and asks her who the hell she is
>she stays quiet and continues pooping
>think to myself; this is it. I'm going to be in a shitty anime for the otaku world to see
>think to myself; this is so damn generic. A boring average guy that has met a cute girl who may have special powers or some shit
>shitty boring generic anime journey begins
>implying any anime main catgirl heroine has been introduced while taking a shit before
>implying your anime wouldn't be original and exiting in every orifice
I didn't even have to start this one.
Are those monster hunter heads?
Those things look neat, what are they doing in the bathroom?
HOLY SHIT WHY IS MY MONSTER HUNTER DISPLAY IN HERE
I always post the same stuff every time but it'll still wrangle in a new victim or two anyway.
>never had a good one
What's it like to only eat junk food and cheese?
Why is Nano so precious?
What the fuck her legs are weird
Would your waifu save you?
That's one of my best pictures, you shut your whore mouth.
Find better pictures then.
i wish i had a cat girl
This is a very specific area of interest.
And thank you for filling it anon, doge bless
Nice to know SOME people appreciate what I offer.
I'm probably one of the original pioneers of this fetish on /a/, not to brag.
Were you the anon on http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/82496864/ ?
Well I'm into omorashi, so this is very related.
Actually, yes, that is my thread. Forgot I made that one.
I've been doing this quite a bit longer than that but I still remember that particular thread.
>Implying it's not a fairly semi-common thing among the 'girls peeing into containers' fetish
Mind dumping those mangas again? I need them for scientific research
Your fetish is weird and you're a freak
Thinking about it, I'm surprised I've had that OP image for so long. I thought I got it more recently.
It's on a different computer from this one.
No, those are diaper fetishists.
I'm quite opposed to them myself.
Never mind, I found the manga in question.
Oh, did you? I was uploading it to MEGA.
Very well then.
That shit is top-tier. It combines a lot of my fetishes into one story.
You can go ahead and post the link for the rest, I figure. It is a Certain Girl's Unlucky Day, right?
posting sad panda links is allowed.
Ask what she is doing in my house and probably make her leave
Well...I would if I knew how to get in.
I lost all respect I had for you toilet anon.
Hey, I wasn't even planning to come back until March. My last thread was back in December.
Even more if she's taking a shit
Why the hell did that post give me deja vu?
Tell her I need to piss badly.
Because I am a little girl comedy ensues.
Is this omorashi or boring "sitting on toilet" images.
It's omorashi, actually.
Thank you, anon.
Best artists/tag combos for this?
sad panda links appreciated
What's the actual name though ;_;
I swear in one of these threads last time I've been in this exact situation where someone uploaded an ambiguously named file and I had to download it just in case it was new and then it turned out to be something I've seen reposted two dozen times before
Is it so hard to give the zip file a proper name ;_;
Pisses me off too.
Here you go:
Run one of the pages through the panda. If you are lucky it might give the name and all.
-Aoi Kurage (Only one (amazing) thing on Sadpanda but check his pixiv http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=4207887
He is also making a fully animated goddamn game for this fetish)
-Zekkiba (Cute lewd lolis)
-Nichibotsu for gorgeous too-beautiful-to-be-porn touhou art http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=3743970
Thanks a bunch, saved me the trouble of downloading it since I have in fact seen it a dozen times before.
Thank you kindly.
Fun fact: I translated that a few years ago using a kanji dictionary, Google Translate, and guesswork, and then edited it in MSPaint (after searching "manga font").
I wish I had had someone competent to fix the translation and do actual typesetting.
Sorry, that was a mask I was using back when MegaUpload deleted shit. It was just a habit and I never changed it to the actual title.
Jesus, you're still here? You were in that thread the other anon referenced through the archive.
I forgot I already posted that. It's been nearly a year.
I guess I shouldn't be so surprised...I'm still here.
Any more omor/a/shi to contriboot?
I recommend reading http://exhentai.org/g/501977/671bea24c7/
Explains the taste of Red Bull.
> I translated that a few years ago using a kanji dictionary, Google Translate, and guesswork, and then edited it in MSPaint
Snap, I thought I was the only one ruthless enough to do something like that.
I did the same for this, except using Kanjitomo to read the kanji and proper photoshop typesetting.
Omorashi really motivates people, it seems.
Sure does mate. Keep it up
This was adorable, thank you.
Thanks. It's a hell of a read.
This negroid knows whats up
I JUST TRIED TO BRING A LITTLE EXCITEMENT INTO YOUR LIFE...
This is fun, keep posting more, don't get mad.
I need these for science anon
Alright...one more. But I'm going to bed.
blast it with piss
Wait till she finishes, and when she does commit the unforgivable act of rape.
her toilet is her sink?
So you have to straddle it to wash your hands?
I'd probably go back outside the house and check and see if I'm at my house.
Japanese saving space, anon
You don't see her sink in the bottom left corner?
....... but then what's the point of the toilet faucet?
You can wash your hair while sitting.