If you can't make a better one than this then just wait for someone else. Maybe a thread that actually has a topic and doesn't just push your awful macro that retard proofs the joke and ruins the original image. I don't even know what you're trying to imply with that greentext. That the anime is coming soon? That it's going to be shit? Well one of those isn't true.
This might be goo-
Nah, I think it's safe to stay away.
The director, for what it's worth.
Thas is wai Wo-kyu is best aicraft carre, she dont leek gas from as or be a sicrettli lisbion
Almost nobody looked in that window and you know it.
I don't know how I should feel about this.
Huh, I was going to make a joke about this being as terrible as Neptunia, but now I actually have hopes for this.
Wo just smells like fish.
Suddenly all the ships are lesbians, even Kongou.
Post your muscular shipdaughters /a/
KanColle cancer is almost as bad as Idolm@ster cancer.
Wo bathes all days like kyut submarins
how does that even work
Does Wo even lift
Is the anime going to be daijoubu?
No, she just has to wave her little cane around to control her aircraft. No heavy turrets, cumbersome flight decks, just a big silly hat. Soft and squishy mage.
I want Kaga to stop watching Top Gun.
Top Gun Kaga is the coolest
I accidentally just killed my Ikazuchi from not paying attention while watching anime.
>Commander...where are you...? I can't hear your voice anymore...
>Not using KCV
>Not checking the status page to make sure your ship girls aren't in orange
>Choosing a formation when you are unsure
I hope ship girls mutiny and hang your kuso head on a flag pole before forming their own merry band of pirates
...have you told inazuma yet?
>aren't in orange
Are you retarded?
>that comic where Kongou sinks protecting Yukikaze and Haruna and Hiei break down crying
Oh goddamn it man...
They should make a system to punish admirals that sunk their ships. if you kill one of your ship the sisters or someone really close to them will leave you even if the ships are high level. Say that if you killed Akagi, Kaga will leave you. If you killed Ichiban the whole Shiratsuyu class will leave you even Kai 2 Shigure and Yuudachi. There should also be acceptance bar for other ships, the more you kill the lower the acceptance bar will be for the ships. If you killed like 3 ships one of the subs will leave you and if you killed more Yamato will leave you.
That was a slip, I originally meant to write were at least in orange then rewrote it without switching orange to red.
I'm aware that ships don't sink in orange
Holy shit dude, calm down.
I bet you're on of those people who has moral objections to scrapping spare ships.
Nothing against scrapping ships but a punishment system should be implemented as a lesson to take care of your ships. I hope they do implement something like this in the future.
Except that's war, even if all their sisters die they have to keep fighting since that's their job. Do you think any of the Japanese officers thought they had the option to mutiny even though their navy had an almost 100% attrition rate?
>not sending worthless ships like Akebono to die on purpose
>not letting kuso meat shield DDs die for glorious sparkles
>not sacrificing not-rare ships to finish runs
Worthless teitokus, the lot of you. Only level 4 and up rarity ships are safe in my fleet.
>Letting any ship girl dying on your watch
>Still clearing all the maps and events without a problem
IJN pls go and stay operation ten-go
Its not WWII. Also no Japanese stupid morals and doctrine here, if not they should have implemented Kaiten and Kamikaze fighter planes. Also admirals still have to take responsibilities of their error and silly decision making..
Would you commit Sudoku for your incompetence in the name of the glorious IJN?
Incompetent, unpopular officers frequently get killed "accidentally" by their own men.
Kuso teitokus should be thankfully they don't get fragged by the torpedo monsters, i.e. banned.
Would you eat Akagi's specials?
This game should have a policing system where shitty Teitokus who loose too many ships are invaded by a much higher level teitoku who takes his fleet off his hands.
They only thing that's going to get people banned is for having a foreign account.
Something like barcode Kanojo where you see the ship girls rating of the admirals are low you can invade the base and take the girls from them. I like it, more chance to get rare ships from ungrateful admirals.
Barring rankings and the pseudo-pvp it's basically a single-player game. Why would you care how others choose to play it?
That's coming in the next update, the great API burnout and gaijincaust is soon.
>"Yamato's only significant contribution was mistakenly opening fire on returning Japanese aircraft."
>Engage a small American taskforce with no battleships or cruisers. Get scared off by destroyer torpedos and flee from the battle
>Go on a suicide mission and sink after getting bombed without doing anything meaningful
Why is Hotel Yamato so useless?
Don't worry, she'll eat all those useless resources that were just sitting around doing nothing for you.
I would eat Hiei's curry with a big smile, even if it taste awful. Why can't i marry her? ;_;
Because she has no TTK love.
Because Hiei is kill
Because she is already married to kongou
Hiel is the only Kongou-class I couldn't care less about. Why do you love a siscon, boy-loving ship who has no love for you?
Because she has a Kai-Ni
Then if i marry Kongou, i get Hiei as a bonus too?
Anon, please. All the younger sisters gay for their onee-sama get their flags broken horribly.
Kongou is the flagcrusher
She's lonely Yukikaze's friend
I guess because its fun to bully her and hear her screaming Hie~e.
>no monkey ears
I demand an ingame fix!
Because her commanders were useless.
What is this and where can i buy it?
so i can scan it for my fellow anons.maybe.
>abusive admiral has let his Shimakaze, Hiryuu and Haruna sink
>invade him and conviscate his Musashi from him before she comes to harm
I love it.
If you marry Kongou you get all her sisters as a bonus.
I want to impregnate a ship.
Only Haruna would be more than enough.
Nah, Haruna needs the presense of her sisters to rein her crazy and special needs in.
>that doujin where Kongou and Teitoku are dating and Kongou says its ok for Teitoku to fuck Haruna as well, at the same time
My dick was blue diamonds throughout.
Seizing ships should be standard practice.
Indeed it should. Based Churchill.
Haruna is alright.
I wish people wouldn't hate her because they chose her to be LSC stuffing.
Haruna is the only normal Kongou sister.
Only good thing to come out of that was the Nama Cream Biyori doujin. (I biyori'd many loads of my cream to that, if you know what I mean.)
Pffft, nope. Haruna has the most brain problems of all the Kongou sisters.
Don't worry, I hated her long before LSC was even a concept. That noise she makes when she drops is like nails on a chalkboard.
We're not talking about your fanfiction here.
Im offended by that, campione was really good and had the lewdest kisses.
A harem show where the MC actually kisses the girls instead of being Infinite stratos levels of dense.
Yeah, but that H-mangaka's exquisitely drawn titties.
the most motherly!
>We're not talking about your fanfiction here.
>refers to herself in the 3rd person
>not special needs
We arnt talking about your fanfiction here.
Impressive, you tried to copypaste his post but still messed up.
Maybe you're the one with the special needs
>lost Haruna in the christmas event because of the display bug
>knows he cant win the argument
>attacks the wording of the post instead
I think we are done here.
The only time losing a ship doesn't mean you are a kuso teitoku
It still hurts to live...
Why is Haruna so daijoubu?
Why is 5-3 so annoying? Heavy ships getting random busted in the early nodes and that fucking troll sub in the boss node.
I hate Kongou. Does anyone have that comic where TTK's note tells her to get the fuck out?
>hating one of the most likable girls in the game
Ah, so you are one of those "its popular so I hate it! Look at how different I am!!" kinda guys.
She should be reclassed, she's no light cruiser.
I want to motorboat Isuzu.
Which two ships would you want to see get in a fist fight?
Isuzu back problems.
>no Isuzu doujin
This breaks my heart.
The Harunas are the best.
I hate her because she's annoying.
Then don't use her
Oh... wrong gif.
Can't be helped.
Who said I did?
Kirishima is very pretty without her glasses
What's with people stealing Kirishima's glasses? I see quite a lot of it happening in the anthology.
I want to take care of a buch of destroyers.
the girls in admiral clothes are my fetish.
ABC, Always Be Cheesing (with sub fleets)
The compass rule is 20% to boss node with sub fleets and that's what I did. (Approximately 35 sub runs to get to boss 6 times, got transport kill 5 times)
What if Kaga launches a mutiny and overthrows you as the teitoku?
Is Akebono getting an update or something? She seems to be getting more popular lately.
Why would you do that to poor Kongou?
That would go against her code of conduct.
it was called arpeggio you shippers
The same reason you'd do this
Here or with the 11s? Because to me it looks like she just became flavor of the month. I guess it started with the affection system and her being a 100% tsun character. Then kuso teitoku caught on.
Maybe the Admiral sided with the Fifth Division too many times
Kaga wanted to protect the pride the First Carrier Division and saw no choice but to remove the kuso teitoku from his position and purge the 5th Carrier harlots from the flagship position
It's the flavor of the month because this thread is full of kuso teitokus who keep getting sinking their ship daughters
Also bunch of Akebono comics got typeset and sometimes that's all you need
The first division is full of attention seekers.
Well if Kaga doesn't want to be a part of the fleet then she can get kicked out and have Taihou replace her, no one's going to miss her or her fatass fuckpal.
>not ＯＨ ＪＥＳＵＳ
I would've gotten that sooner.
It true really, if Kaga is some lesbian I have no reason for keeping her around or any problem with scrapping her and Akagi for cheaper or more efficient ships, she's really no asset to me.
What would happen to me?
Posting my favorite before I go to sleep
maybe after the AEGIS remodel.
Bloody hell is the way to go for a wannabe English woman.
The fleet needs a new speedslut and Kaga knows just the right man for the job
You stop playing and everyone starts hating Kaga for making you leave since now everyone is mothballed at dock and no resources are coming in.
Second day in a row with a 22 minute timer while doing dailies. Second day in a row getting Imuya. Please don't make me sad to see Imuya, RNG. Imuya is a good girl. She doesn't deserve this.
Except Kongou speaks with a US accent for some reason.
Nao Toyama's voice is 2sexual4me
That is rude
The Admiral always sides with the better team so its only natural that he would side with the 5th Carrier Div
Except that Kaga's a lesbian and doesn't night battle.
She speaks with the standard "westerner trying to speak Japanese" accept, bro.
Japs dont get any more specific than that.
DMM changing Kaga's lines to a rejection will mark the day of many a sunken resource whore.
Too bad she isn't in the kind of shows I'm watching - except for Maou-sama.
Good luck getting air supremacy without Kaga's fatass 46 slot spewing out Reppus.
Taihou is supreme and Zuikaku is 2cute but Kaga is the third carrier in my fleet for that reason.
She emphasizes her Rs too much instead of her vowels.
She voices every character on the top 6 except Mori Summer, that's pretty impressive
What if that was my previous role as admiral?
Dropping it like a bag of dirt in advance.
Anon did you actually expect it to be good?
Then you're the sex slave for the entire fleet.
And Kaga is the new admiral.
Your fellow admiral KTKM-senpai would crush the uprising with the help of her sisters and her lackey Abukuma.
That's what the dragons are there for dumbass, plus I don't have to worry about a 7 hour timer for 6 poins of damage. Kaga and piggy can go eat buckets in hell for all I care.
Some. She says "ruv reddur", which is more American than British.
a little girl can at least have hopes and dreams in life, no?
>yfw Kantai Yuri Collection
Again, the Japs dont make ANY distinction between a British person speaking Japanese and an American person speaking Japanese.
To them, its just westerners who have English as their first language trying to speak Japanese.
In what universe does the Dragon Sisters have comparable air supremacy to Kaga?
You're too forced for me.
I don't see the issue.
Ayane Sakura and Nao Touyama series when? Doesn't even have to be yuri.
>sounds like "luv"
>the way British people pronounce it
You are all over the place right now
The acutal staff list looks pretty promising.
Then you're a faggot.
By having 27 capacity slots, the second highest outside of dumb and dumber.
I mean the "letter" part. (You did read that far, right?)
But Kaga's 46 slot only gives 18 more air power compared to 5cardiv's 24 slots. Not exactly setting the world on fire.
Why do Kancolle staff hate Ryuujou again?
For those of you wondering how leveling actually works.
Best voice and best characters, people are just jealous.
Because they stuck her into LSC.
I just realize that this story wasn't written by ShindoL but by Z-Ton - the master of horse and Wo possies.
So does that mean the Wo have horse pussies?
So its a bastard mix of the two.
Further enforcing the fact that the Japs dont really see or can tell much difference between Brits or Yanks when they speak japanese.
Yeh, we dont actually speak like this, despite what /pol/ has taught you. We would say "let-er"
46 slots gives 67 FP and 27 gives only 51, that's a marginal difference of 16, which is pretty substantial for just one slot.
Taihou also has the second largest slot out of First Carrier Division with 30.
The Cranes have 3 less FP over the Dragons for that one slot, which isn't a huge difference. Since Cranes can field many more planes overall and you'll like need at least 2 Reppus on each carrier, it's a wash.
Dragons are either the second worst at air supremacy (in front of Cranes), or the worst if you consider all slots.
The bug could have been avoided by not advancing at orange.
Why shouldn't you advancing at orange?
Your ship girls would be disappointed at your timidity and make pointed jokes about your impotence if you didn't advance at orange though
best fetish character.
Why is it so hard to find Shiratsuyu? Haven't gotten her in any of my 1-1 sparkle run boss nodes, nor when I trained DDs at 2-2 and 2-3.
She is delicious either way.
That was a bug related to how the lasers worked in the Arpeggio event.
It's not actually orange ships sinking so much as ships actually being in red and the game display not telling you until you are in the next map
Now all we need is a translation
Because she's gamebreakingly powerful.
Scottish seem more rhotic, to this American's ears.
It was a bug of the event maps.
Something you wouldn't expect that orange suddenly turns into red status.
Kancolle devs pls go
>using Haruna as example
The pain will never end.
She is hiding until she gets her Kai 2 remodell and becomes as usefull as her two younger sisters.
busy with the light music club.
I never advance in orange, I keep in mind the important things and retreat when one of my shipgirls is damaged.
I can redo the map later but I wont be able to get my shipgirl back if she sinks.
when? Her happy face warms my soul.
Reppu is Wo lies, isn't it?
Equip DamCons on them and test it out for yourself.
Your ship girls certainly won't be laughing at you behind your back for using damcons and treating them with kiddie gloves
Shiranui is a good girl
Its okay, It just shows that I really care about them and dont want them to get hurt.
The only bad admirals are the ones that dont care about their shipgirls and sends them to their deaths.
No one would have ever cleared fall's E-4 or E-5 if they refused to man up and trust their ships. That attitude of blindly trusting superstition, lies, and melodrama in the face of evidence and efficiency isn't going to let you beat the important maps no matter how many times you redo them. It's crueler to keep the training wheels on than it is to expose anyone to a little danger.
Kongou needs some other british ladies.
Kongou would love to have another grandma in the fleet, they can drink tea and yell at kids to get off their dock
What a pussy. It is known that orange doesn't sink. I also take calculated risks if the gains are high enough. To sink in a victorious battle is the greatest sacrifice a ship can make to her admiral. I've only ever sunk one ship during a mission.
The worst Teitokus are the ones who used the Fog ships to clear normal maps. It shows lack of resolve and will if you cant even clear a faggot map like 3-4 without cheating. Being a true commander is about having guts.
And Mutsu and Taihou would get another girl for the group of explosive ships.
>The worst Teitokus are the ones who used the Fog ships to clear normal maps.
Sounds like someone is jealous.
No need to suffer like a idiot when there's a much easier solution.
There is no honor in that. It's like gloating over clearing a game on easymode or getting a server first kill on an MMORPG by glitching the boss. Completely underhanded. Shameful display.
Why is the Kongo class so inducive to rape?
You're making a terrible comparison, its more like using overpowered event equipment/armor for your level and make a boss fight a lot easier.
Glitching would be cheating and the fog ships were legit ships that were added to the game.
There's nothing wrong in making good use of events to get ahead in a game, its like refusing to use event 2x exp/drop coupons in a MMORPG because a true man grinds on 1x.
Cant rape the willing, anon.
We just have to try then
Not that guy, but this is war, /a/non. You can't obsess over causalities so much. Sometimes the dice don't fall in your favor.
I love my shipgirls but if one gets killed I just suck it up and bear it, sometimes a few must die so thousands of people are free from Wo.
Leaving you feels too harsh, there should be something like a massive fatigue penalty that lasts for a day and cant be healed by buckets.
You already lose a character that you invested a ton of effort into. In some cases it could take months to fully recover. Isn't that punishment enough? You guys are either being too sentimental or not sentimental at all. The risk of loss is one of the things that makes this series interesting and it doesn't need any further disincentive than that.
And you shouldn't get away with it that damn easily, take responsibility. No punishment just incites more recklessness, more recklessness will ruin the admiralty entirely. If you can't properly keep your ships afloat then you should be deemed useless too, if can easily sink your ship then the admiralty should have no issue in discarding trash like you too. You are a liability to the navy for being incompetent, more admirals like you would just cause more trouble than the Abyss itself.
Please remember that even though you may be the admiral and they are weapons of war it is still wrong to two- or three- of four- or five-time the ship girls.
10 crafts for zuikaku
Only worthwhile ones are Zuihou and Kaga which are going straight to the scrap since i have 6 kaga and 3 zuihou now.
Why won't Zuikaku join my fleet?
They are not just bad, they are horrible.
She's too busy with Asanagi.
Because you have six Kaga.
She only joins if you already have her sister there to keep her company.
Already have Shoukaku. Zuikaku and Taihou are the only cv/cvl I'm missing and its torture. I want to get Zuikaku before I try crafting Taihou.
Ah, fuck then.
I wish you luck on your endeavours.
She's OUTRANGE-ing you buddy
Ahh iori nomizu has such a nice voice
anyone else getting a blank screen on the game site? API link is working fine but I can't hate money that way
She's afraid that you'll give her the Fatalpulse treatment.
I want to outrange with Zuihou.
>femtoku on top
Zuikaku is a possible "failure" craft when crafting Taihou
Alternatively, do a lot of 5-2 runs.
female admirals are so comfy.
I want to smell her farts.
Maybe Hiei is one of those two stages romance? The type that start developing feeling when she's confessed to.
I don't love Hiei, I just want to bully her.
Maint today admirals.
Remember to send your ships on long expeditions and to catch up on your backlog.
DDG-173 remodel when?
>Maybe Hiei is one of those two stages romance?
THIS THIS THIS
and say goodbye to your ship.
>put Houshou in the flagship position
Got Yayoi while doing sub runs,is there any explanation why her lines are are mainly about anger? Being bombed by B-17 doesn't seem like enough reason.
So when are we going to get a cute pink haired sub?
I need her in my fleet now to complete my sub fleet.
Maruyu does not count
Zuihou is supercute. Up there with Taihou and the Crane sisters for supercute carriers.
Being a Mutsuki Class would make me mad too
I think you're blind
A..are your eyes okay? Maryu has black hair
This is either not pink enough for you or not cute enough for you. Either way, you're blind.
Why is she pregnant?
Because the admiral is a horny bastard.
My fault, sorry.
I didn't use protection.
I bet Kitakami's brads taste like the sky.
So I was playing Eve Online when some guy in fleet chat posted this. It wasn't even an anime related fleet and he was a complete stranger.
I also didn't know that this was a thing.
I'm sorry for asking this question here. I started playing the game 2 weeks ago and played the game for 3 days and had no time to play it anymore. Now I read something about an Update that fucked up the API links forcing one to log in every 1,5 hours. I tested my API link from 2 weeks ago and it still works and played it 6 hours without relogging.
Everything works perfectly but I now see that I can't finish the 10 expedition daily quest.
Is that a known bug ? I somehow suspected to be playing an offline version or something but that would be stupid.
I was referring to a pink like this.
Not pink enough for me
And I meant maruyu not counting towards a six sub fleet, I guess that came out terribly.
Doesn't matter now anyway, they're doing maintenance on the server in an hour or so, and they're bringing back the API refresh with it.
You dont have to spoiler your whole post, it just makes you look like some kind of retard and it makes it hard to read.
And the whole API thing only lasted like two days, everything works again and we're back to normal.
You probably just fucked something up or messed up, the quests work perfectly
First off, don't spoiler that entire thing, it just makes you look retarded.
Second, try clearing the cache.
They're not bringing the API refresh back, it killed their servers the first time and they probably wont do it again.
>and they're bringing back the API refresh with it.
They've never confirmed it, it's only "improving their servers" or something along those lines.
That's being overly positive, but I hope all of you are right.
They did mention "server upgrades" and I don't like the sound of it
I think they'd rather get better servers than let hackers and cheaters run rampant. In some form something is going to make another attempt at stopping them and there's a good chance we'll get caught up in it. The API links should never have been this easily abused in the first place.
It's being overly positive and not jumping the gun and saying, as if it's true, that they're bringing API refresh back.
I mean really, why would you even?
API links were one of the only reasons why people outside of Japan were able to play in the first place. They're going to shut out people one way or another anyway.
thoughts on translating Onee-sama and such? also opinions on what to do with Kongou's ＹＥＳ and デス would be appreciated
Don't ask me buddy. We were doing fine and dandy, having a fun time since august and all those kids in moonland had to come and spoil our fun.
In all seriousness, I have classes soon and when I return I hope to god I don't have to go through the same crap as last week.
Shit hits the fan and I really have to look into that amazon VPN
Maybe use full width text for her YES?
デス cant be translated so just leave it out.
It looks horrible when you have to read several pages with the -desu untranslated and left there for whatever reason.
I understood perfectly
Leave it デス as desu? It bothers me sometimes seeing some aspect that makes the characters interesting is thrown out like nano and dechi. It makes them sound really boring and makes them bland not to mention it bothers me slightly that they speak normally.
I'll just go ahead and put the original text next to some lines that sound questionable for whoever wants to edit it
Translating デス would be more like putting an exclamation mark on the end of each sentence. It is effectively the same thing.
Leaving a speech quirk out wont instantly make a character bland, its just leaving out stuff that cant be translated.
There's also the thing that its a translation to english, not a mix between english and japanese.
They should just leave it in as "desu". Simple as that. It's part of her character.
And they should leave random japanese words untranslated too.
Awesome as sugoi, lunch as obentou, bath as ofuro, the possibilities are endless!
Maybe they should translate onigiri into donuts and IJN into USS while they're at it. You're removing how awkward and foreign a character sounds because you're afraid of looking like a weeb. Well here's a tip, most of your readers are weebs and they aren't going to care. Same reason why you should leave honorifics in a written work, because they actually do mean something. You don't just cut character traits because you don't like them and can't find an analogue. It's not like Kongou speaks perfectly natural Japanese so what's wrong with a little unnatural english?
I think you are understanding things wrong. It's more like removing ぽい from Yuudachi compared to translating Sendai's 夜戦 to night warfare.
Though that would work for Kongou since she speaks a mix of English and Japanese.
Not because im afraid of looking like a weeb, its because shit looks terrible. There's a reason to why most translators leave that stuff out when working on something.
Removing the stuff they use to end their sentences with wont instantly kill their whole character and wont completely change their personality, you're just translating it to a different language and that stuff does not work in english so slapping it there because it looks pretty or because its part of his/her character is a horrible idea.
Then how would you go about it leaving out ぴょん from Uzuki's line the entire way through and a character makes a play on her ぴょん?
but just curious as to what you would suggest todo with Yuudachi's "poi"?
I actually agree with you when it comes to a lot of manga and anime, but this is kancolle. Half of the character substance is their speech tics, and you have to already be playing a game in moonrunes to get into it until Commie. BELIEVE IT!
This one is much more better though since it is used more extensively here.
But luckily that page is a diamond dozen.
Poor RJ, her TTK is cheating on her with fatty dragon.
Is this a parody of something? I swear I saw something similar but its a long time ago so I forgot.
>mfw we got unique wo-chan because of befriending anime
Who am I kidding we all will be banned by then.
Did someone mention pyon?
Who cares about those monsters?
What we need is foreign ships, starter kai2s, more subs and more ships that are not kai2s.
Would also like to see some anime original ships that get added to the game at the end of the show in some kind of mini event that ties in with the anime.
Most annoying kanmusu voice award
Pyon definitely takes after the lead ship of her class.
She's adorable, im definitely going to get her and add her to my DD fleet.
RJ has no assets!
People started actually learning about her history and understanding her character. She's like that for a reason and the tone changes in her lines are important.
You learn to love all of the girls by flagshipping each one individually and reading up on their history.
Kongou's Theme:Burning Love
Tsundere ships are great, I hope they make akebono a full tsundere or that they add a proper tsundere ship.
Preferably something useful so she can actually be used in a fleet if they add one.
So how many have already completed LSC?
There's already a proper tsundere ship, its just that people are not aware of her.
Hint: Asashio class
Too plain for me
The true fleet tsundere.
Poor Michishio, nobody remembers her despite being part of the famous Surigao crew.
What a spoiled girl.
Which ship daughter loves you the most and why is it Kuroshio?
Rough script here, if still applicable
Please change any oddly phrased sentences, the original text was left next to some odd sentences.
Who's the principal?
Where were you when Kaga was dethroned as carrier queen?
Need a curry club for everyone who can cook curry. Also where's the bear club?
Can Poi join the disciplinary committee?
Why is Yuubari in track club?
Is this discrimination against brown girls?
Stupid sexy hime class.
She should be in weight lifting club
There's actually 3 as far as I know
Still waiting for a Kisaragi doujin.
Kaga a cute.
Because of pic related.
Iku isn't in swimming either.
Actually, I don't think there's a one club per kanmusu rule, is there?
Can't log, I think they finally started to ban Gainjins using API.
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted, see you guys when the anime starts ;_:
Yup, you are banned
I have never wanted to slash the throat of an anime girl and listen to her choke to death on her own blood so quickly before.
Albacore pls stop
Tell her she can go find a mine.
Reminder that a few kanmusu should learn about befriending from Nanoha. Especially Kaga.
Kaga is the most lesbian one of all though.
The art of befriending has nothing to do with sexual orientation.
What if Mogami had a sushi roll?
You're supposed to ignore that kind of post.
Kaga a shit.
How would it be related?
Lesbians are naturally adept at befriending.
Shimakaze isn't a lesbian and she's better at it than Kaga is. So either Kaga isn't a lesbian either, or there's no correlation. Or both.
You also obviously haven't read shonen manga (eg. One Piece, Naruto) where the main male MC (who's either straight or asexual) is just as adept at befriending as Nanoha is. Or A Certain Magical Index, where we have Touma as an example.
Touma is only good at punching bitches.
Are your Fusous ready for surprise Kai 2 after maintenance?
Lesbians, just accept it.
Shh, you don't use "shitty shounen MCs" as example, they'll consider what you say invalid.
Speaking of Touma, I'm suddenly imagining a scene where he encounters the Fukou dawa sisters on occasions, because in my head everyone encounters each other outside their own canon. Excuse me as I try to get out from here for even imagining it.
Being Lesbian/Gay have no correlation with befriending.
Except that Nanoha is 110% dykelord.
I still want to scrap my lv 50 Yamashiro for being such an annoying siscon and whining about her luck and stuff.
But I am indebted to her for early on in the game.
Please stop this guy from drawing.
There is no such thing as lesbians in Kancolle. Only Bi and straights.
Yamashiro is a good girl, she protects all her little destroyer friends like Shigure, Inazuma, and Yukikaze
TouMAN should punched Kusou sisters and his Imagine Breaker absorbed their shitty luck out of it.
She also has a dynamite body
Don't they realize she's taking away their luck?
Seems like Hiei has bigger boobs. What a waste.
The selfless defender of the weak deserves more respect.
Have you even read the novels?
For one, he punched Stiyl Magnus. For another, he punched Accelerator. Your point being?
Shitty shonen MCs they may be, but they do deliver when it comes to befriending. And Luffy isn't shitty.
And like I said, there's no correlation.
NTR with Zuihou!
Houshou best girl
But anon, those 4 only have bad luck. If Yukikaze siphons away their bad luck, then surely good things will happen to them!
Houshou is a good woman, not a girl like Shokaku and her carrier daughters
Have some respect for the mother of your fleet
What if she siphons good luck instead?
Tenryuu is best waifu.
I want to NEET it up with KTKM-sama
Zuihou is for bullying.
I like the director
But too bad the writer-Jukki Hanada is shit
Did someone say bullying?
The only ship who's closest to a truNEET is Hatsuyuki.
Don't you mean Kitakami Jr?
You know you're in a very special class of ships when the most normal sister is the pirate king.
It's all Zuihou's fault.
KTKM is pretty normal, she just has swag and a penchant for bullying a certain blonde, twin-tailed nitwit
Even Error Girl is afraid!
Who could have done this to error-chan?
Wo could have done this to error-chan.
What does it feel like to have Zuihou staring at you when you wake up?
Wo-Tan, Ally of Justice
Oh hey, API still works.
Can still be with out ship daughters for now.
Touma is now the teitoku. How good/bad is it now?
But isn't Nanoha a genderflipped version of those MCs?
Good news is Fuso sisters, Taihou & Mutsu luck are increased when he punched the shit out of them.
Bad news is he had to deal even more violent & bothersome girls.
Who thought giving her a gun would be a good idea?
Are you saying Tenryuu and Tatsuta aren't light cruisers, either?
Don't worry, it's a watergun.
Prepare your heart for a torpedo attack.
Maruyu is cute!
Don't tell her that. Extreme blushing has been known to cause up to 9 damage.
This is what happens when you fail at equipment crafting.
The start of an unlikely friendship
What a scrub.
Which ara ara for you?
Mutsu is too 70s for me.
Mutsu is the third best battleship.
Which means she is also the third best ship.
Nagato gets the treatment she deserves.
Kongou is too old to be in high school.
I'm gonna marry Naka.
I hope you're ready to get rejected since Naka belongs to everyone.
Please fuck no, adding dere to Akebono would be the death of her character. If her assessment of your leadership capability is honest then she's speaking truth to power, if she's just doing it because she secretly wants your dick that's pathetic.
But anon, what if the teitoku is basically Horatio Nelson reborn?
It's okay, I have the strongest and the bravest guarding the storeroom tonight
Most teitokus aren't history's greatest masters of naval warcraft. Those are exceptional cases.
Left, no question.
Good for you, admiral. Beware of death threats and angry letters from her fanclub.
Who'll be his Hardy?
stop being a lolicon!
That's like stop breathing.
loli destroyers are the backbone of every fleet!
Kaga can into /ss/ too.
Splendid, I've been waiting for this one.
Splendid, I've been waiting for this one.
Shit, why would anyone want to fug the zunboat?
She is adorable.
So what did you guys use to beat 3-4?
4-4 is easier than this shit
All these shota admiral doujins are stopping me from completely hating this fad, if I can call it that.
Who is the flagship of your heart and why is it Haruna?
because Haruna is alright.
But Haruna is not the flagship of my heart, thats Imuya.
Haruna is my favorite BB though
fuck the game
Huh, so the circle thing Maruyu carry around is a submarine.
Haruna is the worst Kongou sister of my fleet, she keep missing and she's always the first to get crit to red.
Poor maruyu, she'll get the MVP someday
>Dissing goddess Haruna
I bet your haruna is just horribly underleveled.
Just level her to somewhere around 50~ and she should start performing better than her non-kai2 sisters. A 15.5cm yellow or a radar would help too.
You mean the ships.
Well, ignoring the pointless and expensive kai ni remodel, Haruna is pretty much the best Kongou ship.
dat 20 luck!
So, left or right?
You can only pick one so choose wisely
Who's that qt cosplaying beaver on the right.
I'll make her 99, she'll get the MVP!
While it's true that she's underleveled compare to her sisters, that's only because bringing her on sortie become more of a burden than it's worth. Hell, even Fusou who's on the same level as Haruna is more accurate.
I only know the uniform, not the characters. Guess I'll go with right since high luck and all.
All ships have terrible accuracy at lower levels, of course a higher level ship will do better than a higher level one.
Just take her to 4-3 along with 2-3 CLTs, a CV of your choice and DDs/CLs you want to level and see how they will get stronger in no time.
Post you're 艦花嫁さん.
Just posted mine here.
(Posting a few more of other people's waifus.)
Posting this purely for comedy value.
I have low hopes for it.
But if the majority of my fleet are present I'll give it a pass.
Small melons are the best
There's two half-covered petite melons in that image.
I want to taste Yuubari's small melons and her cute navel
>tfw knee-deep in kancolle merchandises
So whats your favorite out of all the kancolle stuff you bought?
And did you get merchandise of your shipfu?
>KanColle cancer is almost as bad as 2hu cancer.
>So whats your favorite out of all the kancolle stuff you bought?
The Akagi strap as seen in >>101566870
>And did you get merchandise of your shipfu?
>tfw no Kaga figure
That's not deep
not pictured: 3 boxes of silly plastic cards (pic related), 2 more preordered boxes of even more kancolle straps
Holy shit thats a lot of cards
>CG gum boxes
There's actually people who buy the latter sets
Maybe she'll come to you if you leave the akagi strap and some bauxite for her.
>There's actually people who buy the latter sets
People like me.
>ordered 2 boxes of those
>preorders for it is already closed on amiami
It's like anything kancolle sells like hot cakes
For every DD you save, someone else sinks one.
Its okay, I just have to save them all
i-i... is she wearing a diaper?
What a wonderful commander.
Sorry, I don't want teamkiller in my fleet.
ａｄｏｒｅ ｈｕｍａｎ adore human
oh another Kaga doujinshi
Valentines day is near.
Yuubari Ai soon fellow admirals.
I wonder if they're really implementing the marriage system next week.
If that's the case I got 140k points of EXP to grind through before tuesday.
The path from level 98 to level 99 is a long one.
Unless you're a torpedo cruiser apparently. My Ooi hit 99 only a week apart from Kitakami even though the latter had a 50 level lead when I started fielding her. And my Kiso is already 90 when a majority of my girls are in their 60s~70s.
As much as I like Kaga, the Zui Lovers doujin was the hottest kancolle I've seen from C85.
They are, its confirmed and everything.
Next week's update will add the marriage system, time to marry our shipfus.
Wonder if there's going to be some sort of quest for us to do before marriage, kinda like unlocking LSC.
Compare Akagi versus Kaga, and four months ago.
>Repairs complete, Commander!
the process of making shipgirls.
Akagi needs more interesting characterization aside from being the resident glutton. Though I feel like the ship has already sailed on that one.
At least some artists picks up on the combat-junky aspect of Ashigara instead of always picking on her Christmas Cake attributes.
That book was unpleasant from beginning to end
Leaked confession lines:
I could barely candle the last pages
What if the "new system" just turns out to be the ability to mass-scrap?
I mean Christ, it's about damn time. ALL of my ships are fully modernized. I had to start modernizing the ships I'm scrapping just to get rid of all the extras.
I know, so hot!
I personally ascribe to the theory that Akagi acts like a glutton and idiot to keep her own hubris from showing her up. It lets her enjoy life a little more as well as helps her keep things in perspective.
Being around Akigumo could be a lot of fun. Think of all the girls we could bully together.
Useless DDs, go away.
That Taihou kid isn't all that great. BBVs can launch on orange too, you know?
Absolutely. Of course the only time they launch their planes after the initial air phase is against submarines. But they can do it on orange!
>launching planes, ever
You shut up and learn to use Zanmato to one hit kill all the enemies whenever you go into orange with a 10% chance of activation, only then you can talk again.
A small body with large torpedoes!