Who's your waifu /a/?
Sasami is mine. She can cook and clean and she showed me the loli way.
Postin' in a Waifu thread.
Everyone's waifus are lovely. Unless you disagree, in which case you're waifu a shit.
What sort of horrible anon would speak ill of another anons waifu?
My waifu is Shion
Sasami was how I found out what hentai and ecchi were. 2001 was a cool year. Thanks, internet.
Nero is my waifu.
I love my emperor~!
Ruri Gokou, aka Kuroneko, is my waifu.
I love her so much.
I want to lick you're waifu's armpit
Ganaha Hibiki is my beautiful wife
She looks cute, but I don't recognize her.
Don't be lewd sir. Patting Kuroneko's head would be much better.
Have you rubbed noses with you're waifu?
That's awfully lewd. I do too.
The one you don't recognize is Maka Albarn.
It's Maka, silly.
I have done it with her daki.
I don't even know anymore.
I'm conflicted between Sachi from Grisaia and Asuho.
and it hurts because I love them both
I did it with my figma once.
I know she's overly popular and "babby's first waifu" and all but after a year and a half I can't get over her.
She's a little weird, but I don't mind.
Yandere is the only way to go!
I want to hug you're waifu
My waifu only has me as her husband
unlike your waifu slut anons
I'm glad you think that way
Says you and your waifu? Yanderes are nice though.
I will never own a figure or merchandise of my waifu... ;_;
I bought an Emi tea tin off adagio (strawberry, cream, Irish breakast blend). The tin is nice but the custom labeling is horrible, stickers lazily pasted onto the tin, full of bubbles, and poor image quality. Three days and the stickers are already peeling off. The tea tastes good, smells amazing, and there's a fair amount of it. Not sure if I'm happy with my purchase yet.
There are plushies of mai waifu floating around. I might snag one sometime soon if I can get my fucking PayPal account to activate
My waifu doesn't exist.
Should I feel bad that, after 6 years, I divorced my waifu for someone younger, nicer and (perhaps) hotter?
You have forfeited your right to ever have a waifu ever.
>Having a CG waifu
>divorced my waifu
May you be kidnapped and raped by 3D whores. How could you do such an awful thing to the 2D girl who loved you?
I never really had one until last season, I even had a mosaic made for her.
she got married to a man in the series
I wouldn't mind a daki Emi smiling like that. I don't think I could have a bad day if her smile was the first thing I saw in the morning.
Thank Madokami my waifu is a lesbian and I'll never have this problem.
Good night waifu thread.
She was never your waifu to begin with if your devotion was so lacking you "divorced" her.
but are you woman enough for her?
My waifu is C.C.
I love my immortal witch
Road Kamelot. can't post the pic because apparently something malicious is embedded in it and i'm too lazy to change that
>Implying this is supposed to matter
Your waifu can't help that sort of thing, anon. When you truly love a waifu, you are summoning her to a temple in your own mind so that you can be together; free of the retraints of the plot from whatever works they come from. Think of it as though your waifu is an actress playing herself (i.e. ability and personality are the same); with no actual obligations to whatever goals or love interests she had in her respective series. Mai waifu was, depending on your interpretation of FLCL, either in love with or otherwise totally devoted to finding Atomsk. In my view; this is just an act of a puppet-show. What goes on the the show is just for my amusement; it's the character I love, separate from what motivates them or controls within the original plot.
Or, if you prefer, insert yourself as the object of their affections within the plotline, but I do the former.
Where would you marry your waifu at?
I could be the little girl for her.
At her home, the yuki onna village.
Under a warm sunset on a cliff similar to the one in NHK. It would be magical.
Probably in her Domus Aurea. It'd be great.
Why she's your waifu's waifu of course.
I want to so bad.
We'd probably end up bonking heads though.
I'm not even a good Catholic but I love the culture and would love to be married in a grand cathedral.
Fucking yes, I love that outfit.
All KS waifus are wonderful and lovely.
Hanako best girl though.
Why not on a grand ballroom
I'd imagine it would be cold, and it would be more equivalent to an eskimo kiss. So adorable.
>Captcha: existence invelove
On a cute church I know here on my city, despite i'm not a religious guy.
Is it okay to have waifus not from anime
like what if my waifu is some slutty elf just begging to be raped
Absolutely disgusting. You're literally the worst for this.
Hay mai waifu shares the same anime as yours.
Would your waifu prefer a quiet date at home? Or an expensive dinner for two at a restaurant?
She herself said that she'd like to get married at a church during a raining July day. I don't really mind it myself though, she can choose where we get married. I'm fine with marrying in a Okinawa church too.
Miki is my beautiful waifu.
I wish I have.
No idea, I don't really care where it happens so I'll let her decide.
Quiet date at home, but going out for a really nice dinner once and a while will be really nice.
When life is hard, I just remember that the universe is a completely absurd place.
I think the fact that I've relied on this game, and this character in particular, to lift up my spirits in hard times, earns The Prince the title of Mai Waifu.
Granted, The Prince may not acknowledge this strange little person admiring him. But then, the universe is something of a disorganized, nonsensical, or even illogical place, and I think it's important to remember that can be a very good thing.
That's too little of material to fall in love with a character, buddy.
Not even a consideration, it would be jokes and rough housing at the sofa watching anime.
Wide is life
I think we would both prefer something more quiet and not in public.
You're a cool dude.
Both. She appreciates both relaxing evenings at home and extravagant dinner-dates.
And I'd do my best to take her out as much as she wanted.
Neptune is the Main Character of my heart.
>any waifu but the universe's cutest miracle
y'all motherfuckers need good waifus
Wide Yuno is the best Yuno
I think she would love to be surprised with a dinner date, although she probably would love to stay just at home and cuddle as well. although, most likely not a quiet date since we both are rather energetic and can talk a lot.
Is the cutest devil fine too?
B-but she's mai waifu. >>101492768
She also blindfolds and the masturbates in front of her lovers.
That's pretty much my fetish verbatim.
Your waifu will never get a second season.
I want her to be MY little bride.
I don't know if I could afford a date out since it would be out of this world.
You're going to make an excellent father with those dad jokes, anon.
She'd prefer pudding and Video Games.
Either would make her quite happy. She sure does love to eat
I think she wouldn't mind a quiet date at home on occasion, but for any important date like an anniversary or valentines or her birthday it's got to be at a fancy restaurant for someone like her.
Here she is.
I'd do it.
Some friends I know on KSG went and made their own custom figurines. So far, there's been a Rin and an Emi.
Something elegant. A temple, or a big church.
Very much not into the restaurant, but she'd be into almost anything else.
she's mine... mine mine MINE MINE MINEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Either,but I think it would be better if we just roam around
Is your waifu strong? Could she protect herself and you or would you have to protect her?
Thank you! Judging from you're waifu, You're fairly cold yourself. I mean cool!
Needs Welding Goggles to cuddle with or make eye contact with
Your waifu can be A-n-y-body. Even a elfen rape victim who you know nothing about.
... I think something in my genitals is making a terrifying grinding noise, and there's all this black fluid everywhere...
That place still exists?
Mai waifu could kick my ass every day of the week. But I'd like to think with the right equipment, I can protect her at times.
I think you missed the subtle point of that post...
Hahahaha are you implying that I'll find a lady, anon. I guess I can wish for the moon.
Sides I'm not surprised a little bit of my dad rubbed off on me.
Bow down before the Empress, Gentlemen.
Tag team all the way, it's in her nature to work as a team when needed. She looks strong, so she could hold her own.
It's a hive of autism and shitposting, and nobody cares to moderate it anymore. Of course it's still around. It's like s4s without any of the redeeming features. I would know, I hung out there until a year ago.
I'll take her just to spite you
She has the ability to become a reality warperer like her mom. I'd say she can kick ass.
She doesn't seem the type to want to get married, but I wouldn't pass up the opportunity to put a ring on it.
Something private and scenic, maybe.
Or something quick and dirty like a Las Vegas-style wedding.
She might insist on staying in and cooking something if we're just going to eat. She probably wouldn't care to go eat anywhere fancy; she's more the type to grab something quick and easy and take it somewhere nice, though.
She can apparently fly. And is explosion proof. And can hit robots over the head with her quitar so hard they break apart. She's probably a lot physically stronger than any human being on Earth; barring other people's waifus possibly.
Incredibly strong. Though she isn't the brightest girl.. she makes up for it in strength
/s4s/ has redeeming qualities?
I only go there when my desire to shitpost is too strong to resist.
I raise you a glass, friend
She'd be the one protecting me, but she doesn't really take care of herself.
Nero is pretty strong. I'm sure she could take care of herself even without Servant strength. I'd like to help her though if I could.
Mark my words, it's going to bite her in the ass one day.
She needs no protection. She is immortal.
Mine is pic related
No, she's not very strong. I can protect her though.
It kinda did, but I know it's going to get worse.
Do you find your waifu more beautiful, sexy or cute?
Why does she have misshapen legs?
How would you ask your waifu out on a date?
Percentage wise Beautiful 50% Cute 30% Sexy20%
Beautiful and cute. She's not sexy, but I love her regardless.
Besides, it makes her feel purer.
>/s4s/ has redeeming qualities?
relatively speaking, yes. But enough of that, post more waifu.
Beautiful. Graceful, even.
I wouldn't have the courage, I don't think.
Yuzuka my wife.
Eh all the time!
Time to be /fit/
A nice church.
More like a simple date going around town.
We work both ways!
All three! 35% cute 35% sexy 30% beautiful I guess.
Nope, but I'm weak too so I can't protect her.
I see nothing wrong with her legs.
All three, in perfect harmony.
All three. I find her more beautiful then anything else though. She has her moments of cuteness and sexiness though.
Cute>beautiful>sexy, makes my heart race when she wears her ED dress.
Gotta give her the cake, set it up like bait since I'm really beta while looking cool headed.
Beautiful and sexy, but cute in her own weird autistic way.
Gotta have to protect her from anything
I can't she is in a committed relationship. If I could though I take here out drinking since she LOVES sake.
She can be each of them at times, but her beauty shines the brightest by far.
I would ask her if she wanted to go do something sometime, in the middle of light discussion.
My Gal waifu
Bait her with food, obviously.
What is the age difference between you and your waifu?
Bretty good taste OP
Tough. She is all of them in one. I guess I would go beautiful.
Asukafag reporting in
why did Two Face get a sex change?
Would you have kids with your waifu? Do you think she would be a good mother?
Cute and Beutiful
Taiga best waifu.
110% Cute, 110% Beautiful, 110% Sexy
She can take care of herself.
5 years. I'd like to think we'd be the same age if we ever met, but that's a lot of wishful thinking. That's what writing is for.
She's older by about two hundred years.
Mix of all 3 honestly. She looks really cute in pictures, yet really sexy in others, and can also be my beautiful waifu.
Be casual about it, like asking if she wanted to do something later.
4-5 years depending on what you call her canon age.
I wouldn't, but I think she'd be a wonderful mother. I'd adopt some kids with her in a heartbeat given enough time.
Absolutely, I'd love to start a family with her. She'd be a great mother.
I was a year older when I first met her, and there's been a time skip now, so it's not creepy ok.
Her dress isn't perfectly symmetrical is all.
I'm older going by the anime, but she might be older than me in 2014.
Why not? She is the good mother type
She would have been good waifu material if she had more screen time.
No idea. She has no known age.
Megurine Luka. My beloved.
Kinda. Woke up with her plush on my face once...
The fanciest church I could find. She deserves a wedding of the fanciest caliber. ...Though knowing her, she'd probably prefer some place by the sea.
I know she'd love the latter, especially if it were at a nice sushi parlor. ...Though I get the feeling that she'd also wouldn't mind the former as a break from the hustle and bustle of her career.
We would protect each other. What she lacks in physical prowess she makes up in skills with some arms.
I find her beautiful, others find her sexy, and I would not be surprised if she preferred to be cute.
Start with something minor that way I don't come off too desperate.
Yes, and oh my Yes.
She's cheating at this.
Since Duplicate file:
About 10 years.
If she wanted one then yes. I don't think she'd be a bad mother at all. She'd probably be one those fun moms who wouldn't make a big deal out of everything.
>missing a question
I don't want kids, but she would be a great mom, being a great cook makes everyone love you.
A quiet date, definitely.
She's pretty tough. I don't have to worry about her.
She's a perfect combo of cute and sexy.
Yes and yes.
It is a mystery. She's a time traveler. She could be 14ish or in her 20s by now. Do megucas age? Do witches age? Do devils age?
I would, and she doesn't seem like the motherly type, but I could be wrong. Her Clara dolls are tomato-throwing, meguca-kidnapping little shits.
I can't see her wanting kids. She's too much of a free spirit. Assuming she did, though, for whatever reason, and assuming that I can somehow breed with an ALIUM, I wouldn't mind settling down and starting a family in the slightest.
As of the last few months we're the same age
If the age she claims to be is truthful, that is, since apparently it's in doubt. But I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and say she's not lying when she says 19.
that handle looks like a dildo
I thought the same thing.
How does your waifu adjust to life where you live, assuming she lived elsewhere (assuming Japan)? How does she assimilate with the culture? Does she fit in or stick out like a sore thumb?
I'll give you the benefit of having her speak the local dialect as a freebie.
Goddamit I can't unsee it now FUCK
About 677 years.
>moving from a post-apocalyptic world to a shit town in Russia
Nothing changes for her.
Mai waifu is DEAD
Should't you be proud? By the look of her hand seems like she would be skillful at stuff.
Was not aware /a/ was still down with Katawa Shoujo.
Yeah she'd be a great mother again it too bad I'll never marry her since she is getting married to somebody else.
My waifu transcends dimension.
She's quite dexterous.
>A yuki-ona in Michigan
She'll hate half of the year, but she'll be good with winter. Most of us tend to keep to ourselves, so she'd enjoy that too. She'd also probably dig some of the snowmobiling and skiing. I don't think she'd dig the isolation, but if I took her down to Chicago or Indy for day trips, she'd get used to it.
Assuming she at least threw on a coat, she'd fit in pretty well.
She's probably gonna rub my family the wrong way being vegetarian and all. And certainly would stick like a sore thumb but, I think she's used to that and doesn't care.
Would you ever hurt you're waifu?
She's a fan of guns, and the latest movie showed she's a big fan of clapping too. If she can eat like Kyouko, she'll fit right in.
>tfw you watch your waifu shoot herself in the head
Neps stick out everywhere, they're so colorful.
>tfw your waifu would probably kill you on a first date
It would be a seamless transition, assuming she likes southern heat in the summer. Living in the south though, she would blend in well with all the multicultural stuff going on; Japanese, Mexicans, Vietnamese, Africans, Canadians, Russians, and Britbongs here.
Never, her face and body is not for mistreating.
She'd fit in nice. Since we're both Asians.
To be honest.. she doesn't really fit in anywhere. She is bound to stick out.
In the distant future yes. She still has so much to learn herself. But she is a very sweet girl and is full of love. I would say yes to both
>watch DAL for S2 prep
Holy shit is all I have to say.
/a/ will probably hate me for this, but I don't need the second stipulation because I always imagine Haruko in Kari Wahlgren's English voice-over, since the first couple times I watchs FLCL was the English dub, and I only relatively recently watched the Japanese version. I always imagine her speaking in English in that voice, then.
>Implying I would want to
>Implying I ever could
>Implying she wouldn't knock me into orbit with her guitar at such terrible mistreatment
She'd probably be up for a little play-fighting though.
No, bullying the megucas would be unacceptable.
You waifu is potato?
I imagine that she'd might find some difficulty living the low brow life. I'd do what I could to accommodate her....
The worst I'd do is torture her by ever so lightly running the tip of my finger along the length of her slender, silky arm.
One month, in her favor.
One and yes.
I don't think going from ancient Rome to America would be much of a problem for her, but the area where I live in it might be an issue, but I plan to move anyway so it isn't that big of a deal.
Fuck captcha and fuck moot. Fucking greedy jew.
At most three years, but depending on how you look at it, it could be three years in either direction.
She speaks english. It would work out.
Kari Wahlgren's voice is audible sex, that's nothing to be ashamed of.
Never. I can't stand seeing her sad
Well, she obviously sticks out because of her looks, but other than that, she doesn't have any trouble since our cultures are incredibly similar by coincidence.
Thanks anon, I agree.
Also, more to the point of the question, she'd fit in here Chicago about as well as she'd fit in in her own show:
Not at all, and she wouldn't give a shit that she didn't.
No, but I would playfully and gently pull on that cute strand of hair on the side of her head.
>having a retarded waifu
>Having a retarded opinion
Berrien County MI here. Nice to know I'm not too far away from waifubros.
She just needs to learn the human ways.
>tfw running your hand through Homura's suspiciously soft hair
3 years? Or so. I'm older.
We would. She... Well we'd learn about parenting together.
What if it accidentally comes off?
I find it odd knowing there's another waifufag in here from the same state as me.
I'll wreck u m8. Naive does not equal retarded.
I love my waifu.
I won't be for long.
Shipping off to Texas soon for the Air Force.
No possible. I don't have a magic sword.
whoa. what the hell happened to tohka? did season 2 start already?
KSbros a best taste.
Soon, real soon actually.
How hard would you hug your waifu?
Being alive is so mainstream.
I don't know of any way to measure it, but until I can feel her warmness.
You know that moment when a hug is just compressing enough to feel really, really comforting.
As tight as I can without hurting her.
As hard as I can physically muster. I might have to work out more to hug her harder. I probably can't hurt her anyways.
But most of the time, I would just lazily wrap my arms around her waist, pull her right up to me and keep her there, ya know?
Rib-crushingly hard, and I might as well feel up her wings while I'm at it.
too many spoilers to say. But it starts in april
Hard to put in words. A gentle but firm hug. so nice you'd never ever want to let go.
I wouldn't let go. But >>101496891 is a pretty good description too.
I'm almost done with Toradora. It's heartbreaking so far.
As hard as I possibly can.
Softly like hugging a pillow
But that would be impossible.
I have the figuring of Fairy Watashi. It's my treasure.
Quiet date at home.
Against an able-bodied man? Alone, probably not, but her hair should be able to defend her.
Beautiful, of course.
Hard to say; I don't know her age. But she's presumably 18-20 which is close.
She'd have to deal with condensed population and worse pollution. But hey, at least the tech's better.
Big ol' bear hug.
She looks shy, but her eyes hint she might have a fiery personality.
All in all, she's quite hot
What episode are you on?
Depending on which girl you want to win, it can be really crushing. If you already caught the meaning of the name, you shouldn't be surprised.
Good taste, anon.
AW SHIT GUYS
THE GOVERNMENT IS ON TO YOU
THEY WANT TO TAKE YOUR WAIFU AWAY AND DISSECT HER TO USE HER ANIME POWERS IN WEAPONS TECHNOLOGY or some shit
YOU AND YOUR WAIFU HAVE ONE HOUR UNTIL SWAT GETS THERE TO TAKE YOUR WAIF AWAY AND DETAIN YOU FOREVER. WHERE DO YOU GO AND WHAT DO YOU TAKE WITH YOU?
NIGHTMARE DIFFICULTY: YOUR WAIFU HAS NO SUPER-HUMAN ABILITIES IF THEY HAD THEM BEFORE
I kind of already figured out how it's going to end, but you still want everyone to be happy. I've got three episodes left. Also, taiga a top-tier waifu.
If she has no super human abilities why would the government want her then? Anyway, she was basically born with that goal in mind. So I don't see how much things would change.
You and I disagree about waifus. I won't spoil the end for you, but I was upset when I watched it while it was airing.
I've noticed a lot of people recently watching it these last few weeks, did we have a thread a while ago about it?
THAT'S A GOOD POINT
I think we'll be fine anywhere.
Go to Mexico and use my persuasive powers to convince the cartels the Army is finally invading their country. They will see the massive manhunt and believe me, giving me time to find a car, but the problem is that I can't drive. So I will find a bicycle and have her ride behind me like in the first season of Chuu2. Assuming the cartels are numerous, I should have enough time to hide in some beach house for the heat to cool, get a new alias, somehow find work even if I'm really beta and fly to glorious Nippon where I can live out the rest of my days.
I'm not sure if this is supposed to be "you have one last hour to spend with your waifu: what do you do?" or "how you and your waifu are going to hide/defend against the SWAT?".
Thanks for the heads up. I pack the car with her, whatever clothes I have, and the shotgun, then head northwards. If I can skip into Canada, I'll duck with some friends, claim asylum, and we'll spend our days in the land of the (actually) free.
Sorry, thought Taiga was your waifu. I just hope Minorin gets
THROUGH SOME UNEXPLAINED CIRCUMSTANCES, YOUR WAIFU HAS JUST SERIOUSLY PISSED OFF GUTS AND HE WANTS HER FUCKING -DEAD-
HOW FUCKED IS SHE?
ULTRA NIGHTMARE FUCK YOU MODE: SHE HAS NO POWERS WHATSOEVER
To the Isle of Man. Bring food.
*gets a happy end of some sort.
Just...just keep watching man.
She never had super powers, she's got no arms. What the fuck could she have done to even piss off guts? She's dead unless I can find a way to get us off planet.
I think Guts is fuck since mai waifu has destroyed over twenty planets and like ten colonies.
What if he's my waifu?
What does your waifu smell like?
She's a goner, it's over. She is a delicate, tough flower but she has no combat experience whatsoever.
What's it like having guts fuck you in the ass?
I'd love to.
Quiet date, I'm not exactly a people person.
I'm pretty sure she could hold her own against an average human being.
All of those
3 years. I'm sure she's legal in some states.
She'd have it hard at first, but I'm sure she'd adapt.
Fuck no, I doubt it will end well for me, if she'd fight back.
As strong as I can.
Strawberry cake and tea, sometimes sweat after practice.
I dunno, she's clearly capable of ripping a god in half and rewriting the rules of the universe.
Let's go with gunpowder and blood, since I have no guesses as to what a devil smells like.
Well... She kind of used to want to die.
Paint, or for a short while, cigarettes.
What does winter smell like?
cinnamon and candy canes and gingerbread
H-how does she hold the cigarettes?
Do you wish your waifu was 3D and lived with you or do you wish you were 2D and lived with her?
I have to hold them for her. (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
>having a waifu you could never ever ever even meet in person
>not just accepting reality
No, I like it when I'm 3D and she's 2D and she's living with me.
Purest water and fir-needles.
>Settling for disgusting 3D whores because they are tangible
Dare to dream bigger, anon.
Pretty hard. I don't want to hurt her though.
I think she would be a great mother, but I don't want kids.
I think she'd like a quiet date at home, since no one can see her. It would be a bit awkward in public places. Not that I wouldn't do it for her though.
I have never thought about this really. Somewhere she'd like.
Good morning waifu thread.
I would looks fabulous in 2D since I have long hair, knowing hair physics in anime. 2D is perfection and ideal for any ones waifu, hell, she might even make me wear her headband just for fun.
Either one will do, but I could be her waifu in 2D.
Not to sound like a racist, but delicious brown doesn't exist in 3D form.
I don't care what I am as long as I don't have to see me. All that matters is that I'm with her.
Potpourri mixed with the ocean...and tuna.
It's a kind of clean, calm smell.
It's not like a freezer, with that weird antifreeze smell. It's like... you know what it smells like in spring, when everything is bright, and vibrant, and wants you to get up and do something exciting, where the world looks like it wants to take you into it? Where everything in the world is moving and making noise?
Winter isn't like that. It's a placid, calming smell. Like cold hands that wrap around you, and tell you to quit moving so fast, or so far, to just calm down and let the world breathe around you. It gives you the silence you need.
I'd give anything to be 2D.
Kinda personal question anon
Why does everyone with Ritsu as their waifu have long hair? Why does everyone with a Katawa Shoujo waifu have shit taste?
but it does
At this point I've got to start wondering if I really have a split personality and you're actually me.
I don't know. Flowers and sweat I think is most likely.
I wish she was 3D and real and lived with me. I never got the appeal of 2D. Seems like I'm the only one who says this when this question gets asked. Feels weird man.
Holy fucking shit why is the captcha so fucking hard now?
You've clearly never been to India or Indonesia.
Maybe the smell of school girls?
Why are you a bully?
I don't think delicious anything exists in the 3D form. Real women are too shallow to be anything other than semen fodder when it comes to love. Ironically, our waifu's have less two-dimensional personalities than most real females. I've always agreed that anime has unrealistic interpretations of women; mostly because they're improvements.
I'd totally go into the 2D world. To be honest, envisioning what Haruko or any other anime character would look like as a 'real' person is just too uncanny valley for me. I can't look at cosplayer's faces, just their costumes, because it's all too off for me. But hell, I'd definitely go to her world, for sure.
That headband is really cute, anyone would want to wear it out of temptation.
Don't scare me, it's already night here and I'm sure the apartment is haunted.
Not being a bully, I just have a point. It seems more like the waifu's husbando you, since certain people always gravitate towards certain characters.
Ryuuko is beautiful. She's the perfect grill
I would love to see my self and Ayaya in glorious 2D
Nah, that's still gross.
>not having a Jpop idol waifu
I know some anons take a while to find a waifu, but when you saw the anime/manga related to her, did it take a long time to strike a chord with her, or was it instant love?
We're getting a bit meta here, but of course certain characters are going to be more popular than others because of the proliferation of specific shows/manga/whatever.
You're still being a bully.
Horo will be my waifu and only my waifu FOR ALL ETERNITY
Well, if the daki counts.
At home. She's always eating out and a dinner made at home is the most romantic.
Her power is excessively destructive with application. I don't have to protect her.
Of the three, sexy is always the first to come to mind.
At least 10 years.
I think the lack of advanced technology would be of a setback, but she would otherwise cope just fine as long as her friends were in casual travel distance.
On purpose? Wouldn't dream of it.
It would be more a of a gentle embrace.
Freshly shampooed hair.
The latter, if just for a brief time to see things how she sees them.
be careful anon, annytinhg is a lot of different things.
I came to like her pretty quickly, but it was the Tea Party arc that made her empathizable to me and cemented her status.
Not just women.
The way I feel it, most people don't have a personality. I see absolutely nothing worthwile in most people I know.
But then again, me getting all misanthropic on you would derail this thread, so posting a waifu.
>There will never be a waifu for me
I have sinned, /a/.
I can't stop having fantasies of a certain girl holding me down against my will and NTRing my waifu and making her watch. This is despair.
Then it's fine because it's morning here and I live in a detached house.
I always liked her a lot, but it took me over a year to realize that I'm actually in love with her. It's difficult to say if it took me that long to fall in love with her or if it just took me that long to admit to myself that I'm in love with a fictional character.
It took a while.
I get that. If there was a way, however, I would definitely take it.
I hated her the first time I laid eyes on her, but over time. her personality grew on me. Then S2 came along and that sealed the deal for me.
I always thought she was cool, and always sorta envisioned my 'ideal girlfriend' as being someone like her. I don't think my feelings for her really came into their own until recently, though. I feel kind of dense for not taking the waifu path earlier, but after re-watching FLCL a little over a year ago (I've rewatched it a few more times since then), I've found myself thinking about her more and more. More as a person, and less as a character and loose collection of traits I found attractive. I started to figure she was my waifu when I found myself daydreaming extendedly about what she'd think of what I was doing at any given moment or what we could go do together. She sort of 'evolved' that way in my mind over time.
Its her job to protect others.
Machines cannot have babies
>THEY WANT TO TAKE YOUR WAIFU AWAY
From my cold dead hands!
Utilize my waifus body and skills to fend off swat and run to Mexico.
I've read previous works of the author and her character grew onto me.
I think it was a gradual thing since I kept rooting for her to win the whole time. I eventually found myself just liking her more than any other character I've seen.
It took a while. I fell in love with her quickly but didn't realize it until almost the end of the game.
Lewd fantasies are just that anon. They don't mean anything.
Don't take me wrong, I'm not saying that you can't or shouldn't do it, but how does it work when you have a lesbian waifu?
I liked her from her first scene.
I know that feeling, just resist and fap as hard as you can to her. It means nothing if you fap to her.
>having a waifu
>tfw masturbating to a smorgasbord of you're waifus
Would you rather be with your waifu, or be your waifu?
At what point of time in the plot do you think you'd become 2D? What will happen afterwards?
On a completely different note, how do you feel about the manga finally ending after all these years?
When i'm with her, i'm a girl.
Plenty of anons have lesbian waifus. It's best to assume they're all little girls.
Why would I want to be her? I'd rather she be with me.
Since it's 2deep4me, I'd rather be with my waifu.
>Valentine's in 10 days
God, you're not going to take a picture of you offering a monitor a glass of kiddie wine and chocolates, are you?
It took me until the end of the first season, at least.
...Now that's an intriguing question.
Being Haruko is probably pretty fucking cool. Riding around in space on a Vespa, going on wacky adventures.
I'd probably prefer to just be her beloved sidekick on these adventures, though. Nobody could be a better Haruko than Haruko.
I am clearly the little girl.
No way, I'm going all out with fresh roses and a specialized wallpaper for her.
I need to find a nice brand of spicy ramen or something and maybe a nice bowl to put it in. Or curry might be more appropriate. Once this fucking snow clears up
>Implying it's not going to be a decent bottle of wine and chocolates I make myself.
It's like you don't even love your waifu.
>not taking advantage of the special spirit portal during Valentines' Day to cross over into the 2D world
>find an /a/non who has the same waifu
>turn into waifu
>date said /a/non
I only fear that I may have to force myself to like her.
I need to track that other Watashi-fan before he tracks me down.
You make the wine yourself? Cool.
>why not both?
What I would give to experience real self-cest
>no matter how obscure or esoteric your waifu is, someone has already drawn her as a my little pony
Yeah, it's pretty easy. My local homebrew store is pretty awesome.
For half a decade.
You could do that. Or be more creative.
Why would we stop this year anyways?
N-nah, right? Right?
>Leon as a pony
T-there's no such thing, right?
As a rite of passage, I forced myself to track down an image of my waifu as a My Little Pony, and stare at it until I culd no longer stomach it. Then stare at it some more. The hate felt like it would boil over.
Evenetually, though, I came to terms with the fact that people are fucks, and I have since found peace.
become a little girl anon, and pretend the partner doesn't exist
>not going all out for your waifu
If I was Homu I'd probably have too much self-loathing for that.
At least I'd still have my suffering
horsefuckers in the west are the equivalent to what touhou is in Japan.
The difference is that horsefuckers are legit hated by anyone that isn't them.
nah, no way
I have a shitty fanfic-tier story all plotted out. I kind of hate myself for thinking it up.
Gonna do a cup of hot chocolate for her.
She already got a shitty end to her manga.
It's alright anon. We all have fanfictions for how we'll meet our waifus, whether we write them down or not.
The hardest I can hug is nothing compared to her strength.
Grab SKS, go inna woods. etc.
I'd rather be 2D tbh, although bringing an android to the 3D world seems interesting.
It took ten years to get to this.
It was worth the wait though.
No, don't be silly.
Just a picture with me holding a tomato to her.
Houmura needs to lighten up and give Madoka her job back, then be Co-CEO of the universe and let Madoka run her business.
>Change skin color
>Add weirdass shitty bunny ears
>Remove hands; add rounded stubs
>Replace nose with lazy frown
Why is their art so lazy?
Good night thread.
Thank god no one will for Ayaya
>tfw another /k/ommando waifubrah
I'm so sorry.
Batman is right to be sad.
Now that just turned into furry shit.
Over the line, even the redhead got the treatment.
Jesus christ now i want to make a bomb to the guy that make this
I've noticed /k/ has the most persistently high quality of any board I frequent
Unless they try to talk about politics, the fuckers
It's about weapons, how can you go wrong with quality?
If someone steps out of line, they get their ass shot.
>goro fucked my waifu
That's /pol/, who can't figure out that we don't like them.
I get the feeling /a/ and /k/ get along as well as they do simply because both of us don't tolerate retards of any caliber.
But anon, can't you see! That makes you a feminist liberal degenerate democrat atheist!
Can't have that on my American board, no sir-ee.
I'll probably frequent /k/ more in the future as my ownership of arms increases and my military career is on track.
Alright, it's getting late.
Anons. you're waifu's demand you tuck them in and read them a bedtime story. What do you read to them, and how early into it do they fall asleep?
Well sucks for you anon. Then again Goro goes after popular characters, so you should've seen this coming.
>goro is my waifu
Can we stop him?
Shit. I don't know any bedtime stories.
Anyway I'm going to bed soon goodnight waifu thread.
Listen, the only thing we have in common with them is that we are incredibly racist. I'll come and say that now. /pol/ acts just as bad as those college douchebags who push their views on other people. True /k/ommandos just rack a shell and say "git out."
It's good you're starting an arms collection. It's a very rewarding hobby.
I find her an irish bedtime story of some sort. She'd like that, I think.
Read a fairy tail, she seems like she would be easily entertained by any fantasy book. Plus, she wouldn't even be sleepy by the time I finish.
Haruko's probably not big on literature. She's probably just teasing me. She might find it fun if I make up a story on the spot; I've been known to do that. She'd probably fall asleep pretty quickly.
At least he doesn't go after husbandos.
There was once a barnacle so ugly that everyone died. The end.
She'd probably lie awake for hours, staring at the ceiling, hesitant to fall asleep knowing she'd have a nightmare about the time she had to kill Madoka, or in this universe me.
That tail looks like it's good for cuddling with while sleeping.
Not really, he's only going after 3D so it's not that big of a deal.
/k/ racism is at the very least just realism. Ghetto-niggas be ghetto-niggas. Black /k/ommandos are revered all the same anyways; so /k/ is only racist in the politically correct term, I believe.
And goodnight, waifu thread. May all your waifus visit you in your dreams.
I don't think Caster is his waifu.
Yeah, she wouldn't fall asleep during a story. I would read one of Edgar Allan Poe's short stories if she wanted to hear something she likes and if she wanted to fall asleep as soon as possible, I would probably try reading random Dominion logs.
The worst kind.
No, but I'd like to. It'd be a perfect opportunity to steal a kiss~
There's very little of mine, not even a figurine.
I think both could work, depending on the time, mood, etc.
>dat giant lever-action rifle
All of them.
>S-so Frederica, I h-heard you have the weekend off, you w-want to do something?
>Oh! Oh, well, w-we could like, order pizza or... or something, and, a-and maybe watch a movie or something. I have some v-videogames, do... do you like Doom?
I'm not sure.
Very little, as fas as I know.
Who knows? Though I'm not really keen on sticking around this place my entire life.
Never. Well, unless it was something she actually wanted, but I'd have reservations about it.
Tight. Though she'd probably hug me harder, she's strong.
Welp, I suppose I could go and ask Yolanda if she has an MG3 or something.
Gasoline, sweat, blood, guts, cleaning agents, after a days work that is.
>all of those answered questions with no picture of your waifu
Wait, never mind, image limit was reached.
Definitely not a heroine from Katawa Shoujo, because I'm not a gigantic fucking faggot.
I wanted to...
I know, and I'm sure it was a lovely picture.
Now that the limit has been reached, do you have any fears regarding her? Anything that you wish to prevent, avoid, and possibly even hide? Think hard, anons. Avoid looking at another's posts before you post yours.
She's doomed herself to eternal suffering, and I don't want to see her cry anymore.
I fear she won't be granted an honest happiness by her writer.
I wish to prevent her death. I wish to prevent her getting hurt because she's put too much trust in a certain individual.