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why can't I have a sister like that?
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>>10149119

Having a shotacon sister sucks, to be honest. She stops being interested just when you're starting to actually enjoy it.
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Because you are not a 10 year old boy with a 12 inch penis.
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>>10149149
what
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>>10149149
Details!
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>>10149149
whoa.. wat
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op sauce?
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epic win
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>>10149149
wut?
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>>10150119
what? sounds like underage b& to me gtfo
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>>10149149
humm... wat?!
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this is an /r/, faggots, so sage it
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lolwut?
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>>10149149
get the fuck back in here and explain yourself for our delight.
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>>10149149
I don't think you have a sister, Anon.
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>>10149149
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It would be awesome to have an abusing older sister like that.
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AH MI PANTALONES
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>>10149149
do you mean lolicon? please explain.
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>>10149054

Noo! Mean onee-san, won't let me read my book.
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>>10149149

Don't leave me hanging anon.
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>>10150416
not unless he's a she
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>>10149149
I got a sister and she isnt pretty and is really annoying.
damn lucky bastard!
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>>10150335

Since the thread is still alive, sure. I have a sister who's 5 years older than me. (For the mental image builders out there, we're both blonde, blue-eyed, and she's tall.) When I was a little boy, she used to "play with" me when she was left to babysit me. Most often, she would jerk me off in the shower, though I was young enough at first that I couldn't really come yet. Then, at some point when I was 12 and starting to really get into the whole thing, she stopped, and told me it was gross now that I wasn't little anymore. Making me one of the few people to ever get dumped by a family member.

Incidentally, guess who I'm never going to let babysit any sons I have?
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>>10150605
I'd say you're a lucky asshole, but you might get mentally scarred.

>>10150457
I know your pain.
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>>10150605
> Incidentally, guess who I'm never going to let babysit any sons I have?

Charles Manson?
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>Incidentally, guess who I'm never going to let babysit any sons I have?
your mom right?
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>>10150689

Is he even still alive?
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>>10150689
Hence why he'll never babysit for you.

I mean, unless it was Charles Manson's zombie or something.
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She stuck a foot next to his head. That's a good way to get people interested.
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>>10150785
>>10150770
>>10150689

...jesus
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>>10149054
rapidshit
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>>10150605
So you aren't going to let your sister piss off your sons? Good job.
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Actually, Manson's still around, thanks to that awesome prison healthcare.
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>>10149054
POST THE FUCKING SAUCE
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Sauce is Naoshi-Kun and his Elder BattleToads.

Seriously, lurk moar, it's been posted quite a few times. If you really can't get the hint I gave, go poke around Dirty Translated Manga's website
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>>10150605Then, at some point when I was 12 and starting to really get into the whole thing, she stopped, and told me it was gross now that I wasn't little anymore.

I'd fucking rape her.
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>>10151689
an awesome 1st part, with a promising 2nd part.

3rd part will involve fucking a corpse, mark my words.
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>>10151689

Uhm, she had like 8 inches on me. That wouldn't work too well. Nice thought though.
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ITT kids and newfags get erections over made up shit.
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MOAR
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>>10151997 get erections over made up shit

My dojinshi folder is 2.8 gigs, how about yours?
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>> and told me it was gross now that I wasn't little anymore.
yup thats why i'm skeptical anytime a pedo claims its "love"
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>>10149054
/r/ing the "pino is reading a book!" cap, in order this bitch knows well about priorities.
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SOURCE: Tanaka Ekisu - Naoshi-kun and his Elder Sister [ENG]
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>>10151997
Guess you've never watched porn
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>>10152104

Well, they may love them, but kids change personalities so quickly, especially at the onset of puberty, that it's hardly the same person anymore.
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>>10152127
http://w14.easy-share.com/1699548252.html
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>>10152190
This is true. I turned from a successful, cheerful playboy into the tyoe of person who would go on to post on /a/ at the onset of puberty.
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>>10152223

You were a "successful cheerful playboy" prior to 13? What the fuck?
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>>10152076
Mine's 24 gigs.
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>>10152264

That's just plain excessive. Have you even read it all?
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>>10152288
not one
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>>10150605
>>For the mental image builders out there, we're both blonde, blue-eyed, and she's tall.
You forgot to mention ugly
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>>10156724
ahahaha



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