why can't I have a sister like that?
Having a shotacon sister sucks, to be honest. She stops being interested just when you're starting to actually enjoy it.
Because you are not a 10 year old boy with a 12 inch penis.
what? sounds like underage b& to me gtfo
this is an /r/, faggots, so sage it
get the fuck back in here and explain yourself for our delight.
I don't think you have a sister, Anon.
It would be awesome to have an abusing older sister like that.
AH MI PANTALONES
do you mean lolicon? please explain.
Noo! Mean onee-san, won't let me read my book.
Don't leave me hanging anon.
not unless he's a she
I got a sister and she isnt pretty and is really annoying.
damn lucky bastard!
Since the thread is still alive, sure. I have a sister who's 5 years older than me. (For the mental image builders out there, we're both blonde, blue-eyed, and she's tall.) When I was a little boy, she used to "play with" me when she was left to babysit me. Most often, she would jerk me off in the shower, though I was young enough at first that I couldn't really come yet. Then, at some point when I was 12 and starting to really get into the whole thing, she stopped, and told me it was gross now that I wasn't little anymore. Making me one of the few people to ever get dumped by a family member.
Incidentally, guess who I'm never going to let babysit any sons I have?
I'd say you're a lucky asshole, but you might get mentally scarred.
I know your pain.
> Incidentally, guess who I'm never going to let babysit any sons I have?
>Incidentally, guess who I'm never going to let babysit any sons I have?
your mom right?
Is he even still alive?
Hence why he'll never babysit for you.
I mean, unless it was Charles Manson's zombie or something.
She stuck a foot next to his head. That's a good way to get people interested.
So you aren't going to let your sister piss off your sons? Good job.
Actually, Manson's still around, thanks to that awesome prison healthcare.
POST THE FUCKING SAUCE
Sauce is Naoshi-Kun and his Elder BattleToads.
Seriously, lurk moar, it's been posted quite a few times. If you really can't get the hint I gave, go poke around Dirty Translated Manga's website
>>10150605Then, at some point when I was 12 and starting to really get into the whole thing, she stopped, and told me it was gross now that I wasn't little anymore.
I'd fucking rape her.
an awesome 1st part, with a promising 2nd part.
3rd part will involve fucking a corpse, mark my words.
Uhm, she had like 8 inches on me. That wouldn't work too well. Nice thought though.
ITT kids and newfags get erections over made up shit.
>>10151997 get erections over made up shit
My dojinshi folder is 2.8 gigs, how about yours?
>> and told me it was gross now that I wasn't little anymore.
yup thats why i'm skeptical anytime a pedo claims its "love"
/r/ing the "pino is reading a book!" cap, in order this bitch knows well about priorities.
SOURCE: Tanaka Ekisu - Naoshi-kun and his Elder Sister [ENG]
Guess you've never watched porn
Well, they may love them, but kids change personalities so quickly, especially at the onset of puberty, that it's hardly the same person anymore.
This is true. I turned from a successful, cheerful playboy into the tyoe of person who would go on to post on /a/ at the onset of puberty.
You were a "successful cheerful playboy" prior to 13? What the fuck?
Mine's 24 gigs.
That's just plain excessive. Have you even read it all?
>>For the mental image builders out there, we're both blonde, blue-eyed, and she's tall.
You forgot to mention ugly