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http://www.king5.com/topstories/stories/NW_030908WAB_boy_buried_SW.3ab9f4f9.html

"They watch a cartoon where they were like sand masters or something and they can manipulate sand or something like that. They came up with the idea that if he were to do this then he would be able to be one of them," he said.
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repost already?
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this is how natural selection works in america
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Let's not forget the guy's kids buried their 10 year old uncle.
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why isn't the little retard dead yet?
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Proof that Japan is superior. Their kids only burn their houses down after getting an A-.
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irresponsible parents having retarded children do stupid things when left unsupervised. WATASHI WA SHOCKU
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>>10148888
Needs 'Keikaku Doori' shop
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i love it, wish this happened more often
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Get the fuck out please.
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"DESERT COFFIN!"
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>"God works miracles"

If God was so great wouldn't he have worked a miracle to make this shit never happen in the first place?
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I don't know whether to cheer because the shit might die or cry because this is what America looks like.
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>>10149029
God doesn't prevent human stupidity
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>>10149178
Sure he does. Read more bible, dipshit.
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>>10149245

If he does, his point is more true.
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>>10149279
Who do you think you are talking about Gods motives?
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>>10149245
if god interfered in human affairs it would negate free will.
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God makes you suck unwashed nigger cocks in hell.
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GARa sama ;_;
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>>10149326
Woah, is my /a/ getting philosophical? Better stop that shit.
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Let's not have a religion argument. Let's just laugh at the stupid kid.
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NIce ..if this kid actually had powers he would be killing random people so yeah justice prevails
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Kid should be watching a real anime
Picture related
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hahahahahaha
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GREAT. Now because of this waterhead shit's going to happen to fuck up society for the rest of us.
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>>10148888
darwin at work. also lol how the uncle said the kid was smart.
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I'm just worried they might cancel Naruto because of this shit.
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>>10149509
oh noes dub naruto gets cancelled
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>>10149509
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>>10149509
And that would be bad thing because...?
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WTF? Naruto's awesome. Why the hate?
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>>10149509
That would be so fucking awesome
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>>10149509
They'll probably already cancel it because of shitty fillers.
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>>10149326
God already has everything planned according to his masterplan. Ergo there is no free will.

If there was a God, that is.
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>>10149509
/r/ mods ban this kid.
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So is this Crocodile from One Piece because he would own Gaara and Sandman
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>>10149602
They won't actually air all those fillers will they?
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>>10149633

God's like a rocket scientist, who builds a rocket without planning out the trajectory. He knows it's going up but the exact path it takes is up to the rocket.
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>>10149633
He's omnipotent and omnipresent, and we're all just characters in his fanfic.
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One down, a few thousand more Narutards to go.
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>>10149673
No. But they're airing most of them, I hear.
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dammit if naruto gets canceled because of this shit, i'll go crazy, bleach will be the only good show left
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>>10149964
They've been replaying the same episodes for like...9 months now. What the kind of bleachfag are you?
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Sandmastaaah will rein again!
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>>10149964
You didn't just say what I think you said, did you? Wow, troll or faggot, either way I'm raging.
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>>10150023
Not if I can help it!
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That article was posted yesterday at 5. Is that little retard dead yet?
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Sandmaster is a pretty cool guy, eh buries kids in sand and doesn't afraid of anything!
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>>10150036

you can enjoy your shitty kaiji, or fronteir macross shit. but naruto and bleach are the only good anime, /a/ secret likes them moot said XD
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>>10150069
No he can now control sand at will RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
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There is no God, guys.
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this thread has been prepared for laughs and for trolling.
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Where the hell were the parents when their kid was buried head deep in sand?
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SAND MASTERS ANIMU GOGOGO
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>>10150291
taking care of the sand village you asshole, Gaara didn't get much love
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>>10149509
Torrent it faggot.
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Looks like I'm near the end guys. Soon I'll be sucking Sasuke's unwashed nigger cock in hell.
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>>10150291
>Where the hell were the parents when their kid was buried head deep in sand?
http://www.montanasnewsstation.com/Global/story.asp?S=7991029&nav=menu227_8
According to the article,
>They thought he was joking Saturday when he struggled.

Also,
>The family of a Codey Porter says the TV cartoon "Narutu" gave him and his friends the idea of burying him head first.
>Naratu
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This is why 5th graders should not watch Naruto. It should be classified for mature or young adult.
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>a tragic accident.
so they didn't knew people die when they can't breathe?
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SABAKU KYUU


SABAKU SOUSOU.

ARE?.. BUNSHIN NO JUSTSU?
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>>10150473

Well, he looked like the kind of person who wouldn't die; even if he was killed.
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If god exist he is fucking with us thats for sure
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This is nothing new, and not confined to just America.

When Power Rangers was popular some 6-7 yr olds in Norway (IIRC) were "playing Power Rangers" and they accidentally killed a little girl.

But instead of telling their parents, they covered her in snow and she was found two days later.

Kids are stupid, and nowadays parents are too dis-interested in their kids lives to watch them or even care.
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still remember this /a/?

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2008-01-21/indonesian-child-dies-after-imitating-anime-characte
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>Naratu
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>Cody Porter's friends called for help after realizing that he wasn't breathing
>Cody Porter's friends called for help
>Cody Porter's friends
>friends
they must be really good friends to bury him alive
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>>10150520
so true. They want everything done for them. Same goes for the video game industry. They don't care what they buy for their kids anymore.
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>>10150553
But that technique is the ultimate technique in defense. If they got near him they surely would've died.
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I CAN SEE THE ANGEL OF DEATH!! SHE HAS HUGE GRANNY TITS!!!
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>>10150534

>but it has been strongly suspected that the boy was imitating his idolised Uzumaki Naruto’s actions on the grounds of having bruises on his neck after being strangled by his own belt.

When the fuck did Naruto hang himself?
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>>10148888
Wannabe sand niggers.
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Brain damage doesn't happen if you don't have a brain in the first place.
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>>10150600
True. To quote my death-deserving bitch of a grandmother, "the worst you can pull off is probably skull pains".
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>>10150586

Maybe by belt they meant "ninja headband".
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>>10150654
I didn't think the pussy deflectors were worn as scarves.
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sage for Naruto
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>>10150733
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>>10150586
maybe filler ep?
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>>10150699
Isn't that how Lee wears his?
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See, if they let their kids watch more mature stuff which is an accurate representation on what happens when you are buried alive, they wouldn't do this. That's what you get for letting kids watch kids programs.
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>>10150784
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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/a/ - Naruto & Bleach
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This was made last night
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new image to shoop
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>>10150854
All hail the SANDMASTAAAHHH!
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>>10150868
As you wish.
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>>10150023


HIS POWER LEVELS...
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>>10152046
Wait, he has more than one power level?
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>"There's always a possibility ... God works miracles, so you know he could come through," he said.

Lol false hope.
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>>10152101
HAHA OH WOW
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I'm pretty sure this thread belongs in /b/.
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oh wow... there are so many twisted kids lately.

and i don't really care if it gets canceled or not. there's always the INTERNETSSSS
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Fuck it's a little kid, I know you're a bunch of souless hellbound fucks but I feel bad for him, You guys can't tell me you never did anything stupid imitating a cartoon before, everyone has.
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>>10152560


Sure, we all did stupid shit, but we weren't that fucking stupid.
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>>10152560
My parents didn't allow television.
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>>10152560
>everyone has

SUUURE
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>>10152560
At what point would you decide BURYING YOUR HEAD IN SAND is a good idea? Even as an impressionable kid, that's just fucking stupid and inexcusable.
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Only in America.
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You could ask most little kids if burying your head in sand is a good idea and they'll tell you its not.
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>>10152560
burying myself in sand is pretty retarded, no matter what
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If even a single retarded kid is killed thanks to this show, then all is forgiven and I promise to never troll any Naruto threads again!
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Naruto - So awesome it kills
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Stupid faggot should have used his bone armor to protect himself.
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>Sheriff's deputies interviewed the five >children who were in the sandbox with Cody. None >of them were detained or taken into custody.
... Are you serious?
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>>10152712

The Kimimaro fight was the last good battle in Naruto.
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>>10152791
I think the retard vs sandbox will surpass it
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>>10152884
LOL
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>>10152884

Psh, Retard didn't even put up a fight.
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this deserves to be archived!
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>>10149602
That fucking pissed me off. It took a goddamn filler episode for them to air an uncensored episode.
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>God works miracles

MIRACLE NEVER HAPPEN
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Stupid kids
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>>10148911

I laughed.

Good job sir.
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DESERT COFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The sand in the sandbox is magical sand
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when the kid gets better, tell him that he needs sand with his dead mother's blood in it
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>>10148992
>"SANDBOX COFFIN!"
fixd
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>>10154145
Oh shit, I can imagine him doing that.
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faking ownt
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hey this stuff is slowly striving towards epicness... wonder if the little runt will become a meme...
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I wonder what american kids will do when they see this.
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any grammar mistakes guys? i'm german and i don't really care lol
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>>10154698
promotions
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you just need a semi-colon in between alive and its
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>>10154698
I'm not surprised, germans are always heartless bastards. But I'll admit I lol'd.
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>>10154816
the original xbawskid doesn't have a semi-colon
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>>10154518

wtf?

i stopped reading
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>>10154518
>I wonder what american kids will do when they see this.
they start skiing
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>>10154184
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>>10154990
oh lawl
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Archive this shit.
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>>10152560

the difference between this stupid shit and the rest of our stupid shit is we weren't retarded enough to kill ourselves, so its funny
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>>10154798
you really have no idea how that works do you?
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>>10155231
wow.
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I thought it was about Spongebob
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>>10149326
>if god interfered in human affairs it would negate free will.

hey there, you may not know me, but my name is Abraham. God told me to kill my son, so I was all like "okie-dokie" but then he said "wait, I was only kidding, fuck you're dumb" and I was like "oh! you tricked me god! you manipulated my free will twice in one story!"
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I hope you are all tracking down the parent's email and sending them these.
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>>10155331
Haruhi, I wish I were motivated enough to do that...
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>>10155231
All hail the sandmastah!!
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>>10155300
Abraham's free will was not manipulated you fuckwit.. manipulation would have been if God decided to possess Abraham and then sacrificed his son while in possession. Abraham was simply showing his absolute trust and willingness to do what God told him to.. essentially, exercising his FREE WILL.

..and why the fuck am I arguing about the bible? in a narutard thread no less

>>10148888
I lol'd
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http://www.king5.com/topstories/stories/NW_031008WAB_boy_buried_LJ.3e86c380.html

Update, Boy Died today at 3:35 PDT
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>>10157090
superb
DANCE OF THE SANDBOX FERNS!!!
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>>10148992
Desert Girasole!
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>>10157090
The tears and blood of the dead mixes with an endless quicksand...

Never forget. ;_;
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>>10157090
This boy's brave sacrifice will prevent the deaths of many retarded children to come.

Never forget ;_;
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His murderers are getting off scot-free too
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>>10157090
Lol @ the Linkin Park Naruto AMV
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THIS IS SICK! DUBBED ANIME KILL KIDS!!!
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT TO TEACH YOUR CHILLUNS?
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His half brother is 20 years older than him, so its his mom's fault he was born retarded. People over 40 shouldn't be having kids.
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>>10157944
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Idiot didn't use his bone armor in time.
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Looking forward to seeing how they're going to censor the sand out of naruto
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>>10157910
I almost pee'd my fucking pants laughing.

THIS IS PURE GOLD.
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>>10157970
In honor of all fallen sand ninja
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>>10158001
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I lol'd at the anchor saying Na-RU-to.
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ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE MADE FUN OF ME.....

PREPARE TO TASTE MY GHOSTLY SHOTA COCK ON A NIGHTLY VISIT.
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>>10158001
sasuga gaara san O_O
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At least they can save on funeral costs.
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http://blogs.king5.com/archives/2008/03/sorrow-over-chi.html
comments page.
Have at them!

>March 10, 2008 7:12 PM
>Anonymous2 said:
>Lol child death.
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Kids who are stupid enough to do this shit do not deserve to exist anyway.
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>>10158178
make sure you highlight the dangers of watching these foreign media sources that include.

Violence against women.
Ingesting and regurgitating dangerous weapons.
Transgender fetishes.
Eye rape.
Scat.

the list goes on
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You all make me sick. This shit is sad.
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HEY GUYS ANYONE GOT SUBS FOR THE NEWEST EPISODE OF NARUTO SAND NINJA
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hey /a/,

As some of you have already done, leave your comments for the family here!
http://blogs.king5.com/archives/2008/03/sorrow-over-chi.html

If anyone has the guts to post a link to some of these shops on the official news website, I'll....
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>>10157090
SAND MASTER
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>>10158321
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Oh Anonymous......
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>"He was buried from his head to about his chest"

And lol at his nephews being his own age.
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>>10158178
I see some comments that Gaara never buried himself in sand.

... Well, technically, he did encase himself in a spherical shell of it during the Chuunin finals against Sasuke. He was going to let Shuukaku out that way, but Sasuke pierced it with a chidori before the transformation finished.
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All my experiments with burying people in sand have involved girls in bikinis and unobstructed airways, don't know what's up with the stupid kid.
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>>10158407

Gaara doesn't need to breathe though.
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>March 10, 2008 7:36 PM
>Sir Crocodile said:

>I'm sorry to hear that an innocent child died by imitating such a subpar anime as Naruto. If he'd watched my show instead, he'd know the dangers of trying to gain power in such a risky manner, and that Suna Suna power can only be wielded by an elite pirate master with a power level of at least eighty million.
>Naruto. Bereave it.
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>>10158407
But did Gaara ever use sand burials as training for himself?
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>>10158458 Bereave it.

I loled.
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>>10158462
He's never actually had to train, because his sand powers have been godhax since he was born.
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>>10158488

Except then he died.
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"He came up with an idea if he were to do this, then he would be able to be one of them. They're all under 10, so a pretty crazy imagination, you know. They were like hey, OK."

Yeah ...this kid is in a better place now.

R.I.P. Sand Master
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>>>/b/57690502
cant be arsed to learn how to crosslink properly, expect an influx of /b/asterds
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>>10158407

That doesn't explain why he was buried head first though. If it was as in your example, he should have been stuck in feet first, or just covered in sand whilst still on top of the sand box.
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>>10158488
Okay, then how do the OTHER sand ninja train?
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>>10158498
Speaking of which, if the kid wanted to be like Gaara, why didn't he blow himself up while buried in sand? Or is the dub not up to that part?
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Hay guys, new official TV report!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=54yhc3zE3Ng
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This kid is an idiot!
YOU HAVE TO BE BORN WITH THE SHUKAKU TO CONTROL SAND, DUH!! XD
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I think some fat kid was bullying him. He looks like the kind of kid that would get bullied. I feel bad for him but still I think it's the parents fault for not paying attention to their kid.
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>>10158524
With puppets.

Which makes no fucking sense. They live in a desert where everything will get sand in it, yet use complicated machinery to fight? Come on, even modern weaponry has trouble with that shit.
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>>10158519
Say ASS like a man or gb2/gaia/
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his death = TRULY EPIC LULZ
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>>10158462
Considering the reporter spelled it "Narutu," and it was a handful of frightened kids doing the explaining, I'm guessing some other details got mixed up too.
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>>10158580
ASS = Donkey

ARSE = Anus

Also, suddenly, /b/tards, a few of them.
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ME READING THIS THREAD
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>>10158541
HAHA OH WOW
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Up, that's it. No more anime on U.S. TV.
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>>10158541
Using clips from FUCKING YOUTUBE?
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>>10158713
fkn seconded!
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>>10158720
...
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>>10158713
Less screaming non-nerd preteens at conventions? Sign me up.
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>>10158713
Now all we need is someone to kill someone while reenacting DeathNote in the show they died from going into cardiac arrest here the kids just pummeled each other in the face...
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>>10158541

That's some high quality reporting right there.

Hey, at least they didn't use any Linkin Park AMVs...oh wait.
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In b4 Metallica's "Enter Sandman"
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>>10158781
Insult to injury.
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>>10158776

Wasn't tbere already a murder a while back where the criminal left a message saying "WATASHI WAS KIRA DESU"?
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>>10158831
http://www.alafista.com/2007/10/02/belgium-murderer-watashi-wa-kira-desu/
Google is god.
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>>10158541
Oh man... I hate it when news reporters try to blow stuff out of proportion, with all the dramatic pauses and stuff.

"The show is called Narewdo, and the images are, DISTURBING. Ninjas being buried, by, SAND."
Then it shows that clip of a kid playing with action figures like it's some horrifying thing. Oh no, kids are pretending their action figures are dying, the humanity!

Also, holy shit, Youtube in the news is trippy, espectially when I'm watching the news on Youtube. Youtube on TV on Youtube. Isn't technology amazing?
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I lol'd at when he said how horrible the scene was of them being covered in sand.

Gee, maybe they need to see some gory 80's-90's OVA's.
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>>10158852
when I thought this thread couldn't get any better
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>>10158541
I like how they act disturbed at a Youtube clip of kids throwing sand on Lego Naruto figures while playing.
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>>10158871
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54yhc3zE3Ng

Repasting link, just in case.
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>>10158871
>>10158872
OH THE HUMANITY!
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>>10158872
they'd probably puke from watching fist of north star.
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>>10158541

WATCH AS THESE KIDS BURY THEIR ACTION FIGURES IN THE SAND!
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i don't recall anything like this happening back when dbz was popular
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IS there an ED article about this yet?
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>>10158962ED

fuck off
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>>10158951
Kind of hard to imitate beams of light blowing up people except for holding up your hand and going "pew pew".
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>>10158328

>My heart hurts for this family's loss. What a tragedy. If there is anything to be learned from this I'm sure the family will use the lesson to make sure this does not happen to other families.

BAN ALL SAND BOXES.
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>>10159012
It wouldn't surprise me. I remember being so disappointed as a kid when they got rid of the jungle gym because some dumb girl fell and broke her arm.

Nowadays, soccer moms want to ban everything that could a kid could conceivably cause harm to themselves with, and act surprised when a kid doesn't know that deadly stuff is deadly.
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>>10159012

>Anonymous of Gensokyo said:

>This is awful. Everyone is capable of making mistakes as they grow up, I for one stuck my fingers in the plug as a kid (10 years old) I am here to tell the tale thanks to the saftey features of my electrics system. THESE ARE OUR CHILDREN, it is our responsibility to make sure they grow up in safe environments, and to not be exposed to culturally incompatible notions such as ninja or sandmasters or anything similar. I know a few people that watch this program and they say its only going to get more violent an crazy as the show progresses(swallowing/regurgitating swords!!!). really this sort of thing should have been cencored, if only to prevent a childs death.

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>>10158951
What about Power Rangers?
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>>10159057
If only parents actually watched their kids and payed attention to what they watch.
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Remember the good old days, where cartoons were filled of guns and violence?
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>>10158999
When I was a kid, me and my friends used to try and fistfight DBZ style, with the rapid punches and stuff, but we were wimps so we never hit very hard. But I can see how a kid could get injured that way if they were really trying to be hardcore.
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this is my favorite comment

>Okay, I'm going to say this. You're trying to take the blame off the parents by saying that they "can't warn them against everything." How about teaching the kid that keeping his head out of an airtight environment is a good thing. This is yet another case of the parents not cautioning or telling the kid that what happens in a show shouldn't be imitated in real life. Not to mention that the show has people dying that are in the "sand coffin." If nothing else, you could blame it on the censorship present in the american releases of the anime. Where there is almost no blood, and 'death' is barely even hinted at. Children aren't helpless or ignorant, we should stop treating them like they are.
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>>10159076
I elbow dropped a kid in the back during our recess Power Ranger Club way back when. Can't say he died from the injury, though.
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Dan Rush said:

I demand KING 5 remove this Blog at once! It's terrible enough a family and community have to mourn this tragedy but you have given a forum for every scumbag and bastard to post the sickest comments!

Remove this Blog NOW!
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When I was a kid, we had swordfights with sticks of rebar and jumped off buildings for fun. What's with these pansy faggots these days and their "sandboxes"?
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I remember back when I used to watch Power Rangers and there was a message before each episode saying "Warning. The actors in this program are trained proffesionals, please don't try and imitate any of the stunts they perform" after some kid died trying to backflip off a chair after watching an episode.
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>>10159067
YHBT
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>>10159171
So the only people who do not lie are sick scumbags and bastards
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>>10159012
THAT PLASTIC SWING IS DEADLY, IT COULD HIT THE HEAD AND CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE TO MY RETARDED KIDS.

WHAT IF ONE OF THEIR LEGS GET CAUGHT UNDER THAT MERRY GO ROUND THINGS? THEY COULD BE A CRIPPLE FOR LIFE.

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING SLIDE THERE? OH GOD THIS PLACE IS A HUGE DANGER ZONE FOR MY LITTLE PRECIOUS.

LETS ALL BAN ALL PLAYGROUNDS AND GIVE OUT KIDS VIDYA TO PLAY WITH INSTEAD, I HEARD THEY LIKE THE 50 CENTS GAME AND HALO 3 SO ILL GIVE THEM THAT
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>>10159110
That's a very good point. Censoring death in anime is actually a bad thing, because it enables kids to think that stuff that should be deadly won't kill you.

When I was a kid, I remember someone saying that stun guns in cartoons are worse than death rays, because it teaches kids to think of guns as being not all that dangerous. I can't remember the specific example but I think the Ninja Turtles cartoon had stun rays.
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>>10159197
Yeah, children these days are fucking pussies.
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>>10159171

What blog? I got some trolling to do.
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>>10159247

VIDYA GAEMES?! SOME POOR KID COULD CHOKE ON A DISC, OR SOMETHING, FUCK THAT.
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>>10159197
I just realized that we often jumped off the buildings _while holding_ the rebar. Jesus fuck, that was pretty stupid. Lucky no-one got impaled.
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kids have been jumping off roofs for decades trying to imitate superman or whatever. i don't see how this is any different, except that it could've been prevented had the parents been present to watch and had put a stop to the whole burying in sand bullshit.

blaming a tv show because you're too fucking lazy to watch your kids? lame. that kid darwined himself. too bad it's too late for the parents to darwin themselves too.
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>>10148888
okay guys, this needs to be archived now.
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>>10159345

How dare you blame the parents for the children's stupidity? This is natural selection at work.
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>>10159273
Our parents weren't overprotective yuppie faggots, either.
I accidentally stabbed myself while playfighting at day camp by falling on a metal fucking pole. Did mommy and daddy sue the whole place? No, I got my shit stitched up and was good as new the next day.
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>>10159351
No, it doesn't.
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>>10159273
No, kids these days are retarded daredevils who have little idea of the actual consequences of fighting and doing dangerous things.
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So is he officially SAND HERO?
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>>10158951
Where have you been? Some kid Set himself on fire and threw himself out the window. Apparently he survived and when they asked why he told them "I thought i was a Super Sayain.
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>>10159399

And they will die. Problem solved.
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>>10159345

Yeah, I mean you've got yourself buried in sand, what could you possibly do once you're in a position like that.
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This is why I hate children. Theyre dumber than jellyfish.
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>>10159428

Oh that's right, don't forget you also have some of your friends nearby too. It's really quite tragic.
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i once jumped off my roof pretending to be superman when i was 5,
i shouldn't be alive, but i am.
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>>10159420
NEVER FORGET
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I once had myself buried in sand. The secret is to have your friends pour water over it after you've been buried, the compactness of the heavy wet sand is what unlocks the powerful Gaara jutsus.
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>>10159437
BUT MR. BUBBLES, YOU TAKE CARE OF LOLIS FOR A LIVING.
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its funny how they've censored all the blood and violence from the show and STILL manage to take out one retard. good show USA!
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2 kids in a sandbox?

Commence the pictures of shock and disgust!
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>>10159606
blood and violence would have scared the kid not to do it

show violence without showing what violence leads to makes this happen.
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It's like in Thomas the Train, whenever the trains crash they say "Luckily no one got hurt" my little brother thinks crashes are the funniest thing, he thinks if he says "Luckily no one got hurt" then it's ok to laugh.
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>>10159717

America is too stupid as a whole to grasp such complicated concepts.
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>>10159676
gotta wonder if germany would have a better/worse effect from its censorship. kids would probably try to imitate floating on invisible swords and such.
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>>10152672
>If even a single retarded kid is killed thanks to this show, then all is forgiven and I promise to never troll any Naruto threads again!
fucking witnessed, faggots
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Germany's a pretty cool country, though. In Germany, lawyers say "einspruch!"
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Someone ought to post this in 2chan or 2ch, just to make them feel better about themselves.
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>>10159807
>I think Germany is a pretty cool guy. Lawyers say einspruch and doesn't afraid of anything.

Fixed for you.
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Alan said:

I feel so bad not only for his death, but for the family puting up with rood comments. he was a very good friend of mine and i dont appretiate how people are just so mean. i was with the Gold Creek Community Church group during this weekend. and we made a poster and prayed at ever service on sunday. Please pray for their family.

Thank you so much for those that feel bad. please pray

thanks


Is is full of Lulz
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>>10159829
i'm pretty sure they'll use this as a way of making fun of Americans, either that or they'll be indifferent.
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Oh man, can we pin the blame on the DB staff?
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>>10160149
sadly i'd hit it
;_;
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Anonymous of the Batcave said:

Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...

That being buried in the sand until I die is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.

I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's too late, and... I'M BURIED IN SAND. HOW CAN I SING IF MY LUNGS ARE FULL OF SAND AND BLOOD.

oh fuck did I lol
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>>10160149
THAT's what the dickheads look like?

Fuck.

Immediate cock block
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>>10160780
Totally didn't see that one coming.



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