ITT: /a/ goes to a strip club
>sexualizing the love lives
There's a special place in hell for people like you
Look kid, you need to be at least 18 to enter
Maki is such a slut.
has anyone else read this h mango about strippers? it was pretty good. too bad the animated adaptation sucked.
>/a/ going to a strip club
It would be a spaghettipocalypse.
I want Panty to fuck me.
Holy SHIT. I watched this to the end and completely blanked out on it. Reading your post and seeing that pic ignited its recollection. I haven't remembered that anime at all until this point. It's like, my mind threw it into the lowest, darkest chambers of my cerebellum.
B-but they are sluts already.
All of these strippers
You all want to fuck girls like these but 90% of you are fat as shit or skinny.
I miss ben-to
>implying /a/ would have the confidence to go to a strip club
You dont deserve to masturbate or look at them.
Gargantia had some really deep themes.
You hit a nerve with me, i am a pathetic loser faggot who dropped out of school so id have more time to jack it to anime girls. I gotta go reevaluate my life now.
Pic related, its me 6 months ago. I wish i wasnt such a fucking loser.
But i'm lifting..
E.T. phone home
>not posting this yet
What the fuck /a/.
Strip clubs irl aren't actually that great
I get dragged out to them anytime it's a friend's birthday and they're okay for a little comedic value but not much else
Expensive as all hell, waitresses are pushy and irritable, loaded with drunk scraggly guys and rich kids, the girls are swarming with god knows how much bacteria, not arousing in the least unless you want an awkward private dance for $200, it's loud, my feet hurt, etc
They're not very friendly places built to extort desparate and frustrated men with insatiable sex drives
>implying a 2d strip club wouldn't be better than a 3d strip club
Come on anon, 2d is always better
Is this show worth watching?
Is it just me or are these captchas getting harder
Gargantia was worth watching just for this episode.
Exploit I meant, excuse me
2D anything is better, let'a get real
>hey there shonen, look at me
>e-e-e-eeeehhh?! S-sonna! Uwaaa!
In real life:
>hey hun you want a lapdance?
>I'm good thanks
>what, are you gay?
>no, go away
It's not just the capthcas
I lost count how many times i fapped to Amy bellydancing.
Japanese lap dance
Japanese lap dance
There's nothing to reevaluate. You already lost. Reevaluating the "after-battle report" for lack of a better phrase accomplishes nothing when there is only one chance. And you blew it.
what do you expect on a tuesday
Lots of people don't deserve the good things they get to have or do but they partake anyway. That's life son. Deal with it.
Do japanese even have strip clubs? Seems redundant when they have brothels.
Its a cheap man's brothel.
They want the heat, but refuse to pay.
>Japanese refusing to pay for a brothel
I thought all they spend their money on is prostitutes and pachinko?
oh god yes
It's a shame Iri didn't live long enough to pull the stick out of Saber's ass.
>purple shampoo bottle
>thin as a noodle
That's has to be girl arm, disqualified.
>think it is a Love Live thread
Its going to be a great night.
I can smell the farts from here. GOD DAM!!
That's either a long fucking forearm or a tiny fucking hand.
Dammit Juri you're such a cock tease.
Dam did she just break her back?
Dam there is a lot of shitty Tumbler style gifs in this thread. I thought this was /a/ not /co/.
Is it illegal to get up and dance with the strippers in a strip club?
Yes, and most I've been to have a no touch rule during lap dances.
feels like the gif scrolls for longer than it needs to, her hip can be seen for the bottom 1/3 of the pic while her bust is visible for the top 1/2 of the pic
depends on where you live, a lot of places in the US prohibit you from getting within 6 feet
this, i was at a gentlemen's club once and saw some blue collar middle aged man wave over a girl to drink with him
it's sad seeing people throw their money away to get a girl to drink with them and it's sad to see girls sell their bodies; the girls actually pay to work there so they have to be nice and get as many customers as they can to make up for it
Of course not, you would just get kicked out
I would assume
>and it's sad to see girls sell their bodies
I don't know why you think every stripper has a heart of gold. Most of them do the same exact shit without working in a club anyway.
I think I'm too jew to ever step in a strip club
I'm too jew to step anywhere that isn't the grocery store on new sales day.
i'd tip her 85 bucks if she did that to me
don't tell me you dropped out of high school... (did you?)
Even if he did it's piss easy to get a GED, which is enough to get you into a cheap community college, and once you have a couple credits in those every prospective school/employer will care more about your college GPA/credits more than whether you have a HS diploma.
I think they prefer Host Girls better
I bet she'd do it for 15
>implying /a/ wouldn't go to an underwater gay club in front of the Taj Mahal