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ITT: /a/ goes to a strip club
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rbdGvTpMwg
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MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
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>sexualizing the love lives
There's a special place in hell for people like you
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Look kid, you need to be at least 18 to enter
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hi :3
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>>101487304
oh mama
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Maki is such a slut.
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has anyone else read this h mango about strippers? it was pretty good. too bad the animated adaptation sucked.
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>/a/ going to a strip club
It would be a spaghettipocalypse.
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>>101487175
I want Panty to fuck me.
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>>101488985

Holy SHIT. I watched this to the end and completely blanked out on it. Reading your post and seeing that pic ignited its recollection. I haven't remembered that anime at all until this point. It's like, my mind threw it into the lowest, darkest chambers of my cerebellum.
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>>101486817
B-but they are sluts already.
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All of these strippers
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You all want to fuck girls like these but 90% of you are fat as shit or skinny.
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>>101492259
Your point?
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>>101491925
I miss ben-to
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>implying /a/ would have the confidence to go to a strip club
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>>101492312
You dont deserve to masturbate or look at them.
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>>101491546
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>>101491684
Gargantia had some really deep themes.
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>>101492259
You hit a nerve with me, i am a pathetic loser faggot who dropped out of school so id have more time to jack it to anime girls. I gotta go reevaluate my life now.

Pic related, its me 6 months ago. I wish i wasnt such a fucking loser.
http://youtu.be/dRJdwIo41gg#t=26
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>>101492259
But i'm lifting..
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>>101494612
E.T. phone home
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>not posting this yet

What the fuck /a/.
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>>101491809
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Strip clubs irl aren't actually that great
I get dragged out to them anytime it's a friend's birthday and they're okay for a little comedic value but not much else
Expensive as all hell, waitresses are pushy and irritable, loaded with drunk scraggly guys and rich kids, the girls are swarming with god knows how much bacteria, not arousing in the least unless you want an awkward private dance for $200, it's loud, my feet hurt, etc

They're not very friendly places built to extort desparate and frustrated men with insatiable sex drives
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>>101495161
>implying a 2d strip club wouldn't be better than a 3d strip club
Come on anon, 2d is always better
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>>101486594
>>101486817
Is this show worth watching?
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Is it just me or are these captchas getting harder
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>>101494431

Gargantia was worth watching just for this episode.

Holy fuck.
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>>101495161
>extort
Exploit I meant, excuse me
>>101495246
2D anything is better, let'a get real

In anime:
>hey there shonen, look at me
>e-e-e-eeeehhh?! S-sonna! Uwaaa!
In real life:
>hey hun you want a lapdance?
>I'm good thanks
>what, are you gay?
>no, go away
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>>101495392
It's not just the capthcas
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>>101495478
This.
I lost count how many times i fapped to Amy bellydancing.
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Japanese lap dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP0k7NzH7Fs
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Japanese lap dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3vz1IkLlv0
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>>101492576
There's nothing to reevaluate. You already lost. Reevaluating the "after-battle report" for lack of a better phrase accomplishes nothing when there is only one chance. And you blew it.
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what do you expect on a tuesday
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>>101492392
Lots of people don't deserve the good things they get to have or do but they partake anyway. That's life son. Deal with it.
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Do japanese even have strip clubs? Seems redundant when they have brothels.
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>>101496225
Its a cheap man's brothel.
They want the heat, but refuse to pay.
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>>101496225
Why not?
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>>101496292
>Japanese refusing to pay for a brothel
I thought all they spend their money on is prostitutes and pachinko?
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>>101496377
oh god yes
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>>101496105
yikes.
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>>101496105
Oh Jesus
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>>101496377
It's a shame Iri didn't live long enough to pull the stick out of Saber's ass.
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>>101494612
>hairless
>purple shampoo bottle
>thin as a noodle

That's has to be girl arm, disqualified.
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>see picture
>think it is a Love Live thread
>see text
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>>101487304
Its going to be a great night.
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>>101488985
I can smell the farts from here. GOD DAM!!
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>>101494612
That's either a long fucking forearm or a tiny fucking hand.
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>>101495946
Dammit Juri you're such a cock tease.
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>>101496967
Dam did she just break her back?
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Dam there is a lot of shitty Tumbler style gifs in this thread. I thought this was /a/ not /co/.
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Is it illegal to get up and dance with the strippers in a strip club?
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>>101497193
Yes, and most I've been to have a no touch rule during lap dances.
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>>101491831
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>>101496896
feels like the gif scrolls for longer than it needs to, her hip can be seen for the bottom 1/3 of the pic while her bust is visible for the top 1/2 of the pic

>>101497193
depends on where you live, a lot of places in the US prohibit you from getting within 6 feet

>>101495161
this, i was at a gentlemen's club once and saw some blue collar middle aged man wave over a girl to drink with him
it's sad seeing people throw their money away to get a girl to drink with them and it's sad to see girls sell their bodies; the girls actually pay to work there so they have to be nice and get as many customers as they can to make up for it
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>>101497193
>illegal
Of course not, you would just get kicked out
I would assume
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>>101497356
>and it's sad to see girls sell their bodies
I don't know why you think every stripper has a heart of gold. Most of them do the same exact shit without working in a club anyway.
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I think I'm too jew to ever step in a strip club
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>>101497518
I'm too jew to step anywhere that isn't the grocery store on new sales day.
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>>101497458
i'd tip her 85 bucks if she did that to me
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>>101496098
don't tell me you dropped out of high school... (did you?)
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>>101497586
Even if he did it's piss easy to get a GED, which is enough to get you into a cheap community college, and once you have a couple credits in those every prospective school/employer will care more about your college GPA/credits more than whether you have a HS diploma.
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>>101496225

I think they prefer Host Girls better
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>>101497546
I bet she'd do it for 15
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>implying /a/ wouldn't go to an underwater gay club in front of the Taj Mahal
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>>101496058
noice



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