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Which button would delete this thread?
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Purple because random shit makes the world a better place overall.
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>>101486452
Please pick the only correct choice, /a/.

Green
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>>101486452

Red, easy. I have seasonal waifus anyway, as is proper and correct in this day and age.
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Best anime in the world would have an ending
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I pick the report button.
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Blue
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Green, any other choice would make you a gigantic homosex.
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How about pressing the button that removes shitposters and fagtrons from this board like you?
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>>101486943
>>101486943
>>101486943
We're having a lot of shitposting today. Did /v/ get bored?
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Green is the only correct option.
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Wait, there is not garentee that my waifu would be mine, and im not dealing with NTR bullshit

Fuck all these buttons
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>>101487039
These threads are on /v/ all the time; I doubt they'd shit post this one.
The rest of the threads are likely their doing though.
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Green, Open up a theater and invite people to watch the best anime ever and make loads of dosh.


Then spend it all on waifu related merchandise
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Blue, if my waifu actually became my waifu.
Green is also a pretty good choice.

I would choose purple if, instead of the deuteronagist, I could be the villain. It just seems more fun than playing second string to some other faggot.
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That's the button I'm choosing
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>>101486452
>Red is Kirito tier self insert faggot choice.
>Blue is the no life neckbeard choice.
>Purple is the weeaboo choice.
>Green is the Naruto choice.
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If mai waifu has new memories then she's not mai waifu. Green is the best overall, but considering nobody on 4chan has friends, purple is best because we would get rolled into the protagonist role as a result of there being no other option.
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Blue
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>>101486452
I choose the best option, pressing no button and going on with my life.
3D life is based!
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>>101486452
Purple.

... Isn't it possible to just make a killing off green, though?
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>>101487374
As long as you dont sell it one the internet

Its like antipiracy built in
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I'd choose purple and have it be like a hentai. It's the only best choice.
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Purple Hentai.
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>Pick Green button
>get a deal with some television network
>be the sole "creator" of the greatest show of all time
>be adored by people
>make loads of cash
>have tons of fun
>infinite episodes means I can continue making mad dosh for the rest of my life
>make enough money per episode to be independently wealthy, but still vastly undercut the network's other options, meaning there's no chance they'll try to go with someone else for the show
>find a nice, albeit 3dpd girl to spend the rest of my life with
>divorce said 3dpd girl when I find out she cheated on me and only wanted my money
>kill her when she demands half of my income, making it look like an accident
>have nosey neighbor discover that it wasn't an accident
>have to kill neighbor to cover things up
>his wife and child see it
>have to kill them too
>oh god, I just murdered an infant
>babysitter happens upon the scene
>have to kill her too
>her boyfriend comes over about that time
>tell him his girlfriend was a bitch anyway
>he doesn't buy it
>have to kill him, too
>oh god, why can't I stop murdering people
You know, this sounded like a great idea, but now I'm not so sure.
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>>101487410
>antipiracy built in
>just have someone tape it like they do for ripping movies

It only says that you can't upload the episodes, there's nothing stopping someone from pirating it the normal way. Though the ''infinite episodes'' puts things into a damn.
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>>101487627
>>101487501
Congratulations, your best friend is now Rance, and he doesn't let you have any of the women.
In fact, you're now a woman, yourself, and first pickings the protagonist.
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>>101487285
I've actually been in the Goat Tower in Illinois. It is not all that it is cracked up to be.

Also, its a tie between red and green With Red, that has a number of practical purposes: being able to get away from the real world for 2 weeks is great for an emergency situation or if you have no money. All you would have to do is get the hang of Japanese culture and be in a High School show and you are guaranteed a decent respite.

Green is good because you could just make a club dedicated to watching it and bring people to it through word-of-mouth. Eventually it would become well-known by its own merit, and you would never be bored again.

Probably Red.
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Good thing she doesn't have an anime.
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Green, other choices are completely retarded.
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>>101487738
So where is the bad news?

If you did not want to be the girl all along you have been doing it wrong.
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>>101487738
>Implying
It says I can choose the type of show and that the world becomes 2D. If I choose the genderbending genre then if Rance exists he becomes a woman too.
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>retarded forum game bullshit
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Blue is literally the most perfect choice. Not only making her real, but also erasing the painful canon she has from the existence. It's awesome.
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>>101488132
Why? there is nothing that says that she will love you or anything.
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>>101488378
My waifu will always love me.
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>>101486452

>Pick Green
>Open a theater and charge people a subscription to watch the show
>Show is infinite and amazing so people will want to stay subscribed
>popularity of show grows, have to open a larger theater with more screens
>Anime nerds from around the world move to your city to see the glory of the perfect anime
>Loads of emone and dosh
>Once all of anime fandom is collected into one building, bomb it and rid the world of anime forever.
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>>101486452
hey I made this half a year back, who would think I'd ever see it again.
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red is literally the only good option
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>purple
>genderbending yuri mahou shoujo
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I pick the blue button, captain.
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>>101488480
10/10 best use of the options so far
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>>101486581
Fucking hell, you want to watch something in DVD quality?
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>>101486452

Green

Charge people tickets to watch it

Become so rich that I get into drugs

Pay a prostitute to dress as my waifu constantly as I sink deeper and deeper into depression
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>>101487954
>Doesn't have an anime.
Guess what, dear /a/non...
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If I were to press the blue button, just what would become of all the doujins, music and other shit spawned from the series? What would Nip NEETs do with their lives? I'd be doing the world an incredible disservice, but it's still tempting.
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which one /a/?
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>>101488775
Can I have an onee-chan instead of an onii-chan?
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>>101487648
if you look closely, everything was going great until you decided to shack up with a 3dpd grill
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>>101488775
dat shitty tiny font
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>>101488775
I DO enjoy masturbating alone and being alone in general, 1 is very appealing...but god damn, I can't help but be the little girl. I'm not a filthy druggy and don't want to have sex anyway, so all of those things are plusses.
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>>101486452
what's a deuteronagist? I think that's a made up word.
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>>101489423
I think it's meant to say deuteragonist.
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>>101488775
If the object of my obsession is my waifu then yandere is the blatantly obvious choice with no downsides.

Otherwise, otaku.
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>>101488775
if you're not choosing the little girl you're on the wrong board.
>>>/out/
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>>101488775
Little girl. Always the little girl.
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>>101488775
Little girl.
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>>101488775
There is no reason to choose anything other than little girl.
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Picking Red is essentially getting a free 2 week holiday in any anime location you choose.

>Chilling in the bathhouse in Spirited Away
>Front row seats to the Redline Race
>Living with a harem as they get up to their wacky hijinks in Tenchi Muyo!
>Casting magic and shit in all sorts of shows.
>Adventure in Slayers!

Man I'll take that thank you. Can you take souvenirs?
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>>101486452
Purple, lolicon.
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>press purple
>kill protagonist
>become the new MC
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Green. Travel the world sharing the joy of anime.
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>red button doesn't provide the option of changing your appearance, abilities or erasing your fears and social inability so you can actually succeed there and share some happy moments
>blue button turns your waifu into an ordinary 3DPD and doesn't even ensures she will be yours
>purple button has the same flaws of the red one, and is even worse becase you can't erase the characters memories and try again
>green button ignores the fact that entertainment is subjective and there's not a possibly "perfect" anime, since there are various specific genres and mixing everything possible together would never make the best anime ever

I choose the report button. Make that shit better and come back latter.



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