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So /a/, has there ever been a time where you confessed to someone you loved/liked?
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Yeah, we dated for awhile too, but that's another story. 'Confessing' isn't something you really do as an adult though, it's pretty childish.
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ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Yeah, a while ago, online, about 3am.

We chose to forget all about it.
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>>10148577
lol the hell?
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>>10148555
what the hell is confessing?
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no
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I've never loved anybody.
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we/a/boos can never confess or love anyone and never will be able to
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When I was much younger, yes. That was before I learned that you're never supposed to talk about your feelings.
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>>10148593
>I've never been loved by anybody.
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>>10148555
She's so hot
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>>10148588
You know, telling the one you love just how you feel! Emptying your entire heart and soul and turning it into words!
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i tried 2 times

first one we were jogging together, she told me she was already taken (by a way older guy she met @ loveparade lol...)

other one i showed interest in told me she was going out already, with one of my classmates...

life sucks
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No. As much as I see /a/ go on about moe-moe 1950s waifus, IRL they're not much fun, and that's the only type of woman who falls for me. I've had them confess to me, but I declined.

At the risk of sounding homogay, I'd like a less womanly woman.
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Nope. I and my de facto girlfriend in highschool were already in pretty much all the same social groups, so we sort of skipped the "omg you're hot will you please notice I exist" stage.
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Successfully asked someone to dance once.

Anon is incapable of love, are you stupid?

Also I need to catch up on this show
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In High School, a girl confessed to me with a "...and I kinda sorta like you".

I, of course, being the COOL DUDE that I am, said "That's cool."

God motherfucking dammit
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>>10148638
You're a little freak, aren't ya
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>>10148617
This.
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I never confessed anything in my life

But I tried to forcibly kissed my crush back in grade school

She cried after that
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>>10148661
...
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>>10148638
>At the risk of sounding homogay, I'd like a less womanly woman.
Agreed.
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Something about confessions always bugged me.

In America, romance is a lot more subtle than that. People just don't go "I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU PLEASE ACCEPT BY FEELINGS AND BE MY GIRLFRIEND". That's just so fucking awkward and puts people up on the spot, who knows how to act in such a state. Amerikkan relationships at least here are a lot more subtle - admitting love becomes pretty casual after dating, rooming and fucking the brains out of one another.

It's ironic that in Japan where people are taught to get walked on and keep their mouths shut this kind of shit is popular, where in boisterous America where people are crude and blunt this kind of thing is so smooth.
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I found that if I liked a girl, it would pass quickly as her faults became manifold.
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crushes are pathetic
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>>10148689
You defiled a young girl and stole her first kiss. You shall be hailed as a king in /a/.
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>>10148693
and then we avoided eachother for a week
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>>10148716

Eeh? Not really, I mean she's pretty, but kinda fat and all...
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All my sexual relationships have been of the "illegally large age gap" type. But yes, I have done confessions before. Middle schoolers are suckers for that sort of thing.
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>>10148689
;_;

>>10148699
I prefer the Japan way. Mostly because I'm blind to subtlety.
"She was giving you small hints and tips here and there, weren't you paying attention?"
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I've only ever really liked one guy enough to want to tell him but he allready has a girlfriend so I can't say anything. I see him every day and hes all nice and friendly with me making me like him even more
It fucking sucks
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>>10148725
Guess You're a freak too, eh?

>>10148711
And You're just an idiot
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>>10148699
Thats why people break up so easily in America.
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>>10148767
>like
>nice and friendly
I'M SORRY, BUT THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE WITH THE TYPE OF PEOPLE FEMALES LIKE!
(Also, no gurls on da internets)
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wow guess this is coincidence

i have confessed many times yes..ut ive always been rejected, apparently im too friendly and they see as just a friend and nothing more..

ironically a couple of girls told me they had a crush on mi before.. i asked them why they nv did anything. they said they didnt want to break the friendship.

1st girl told me she had a crush on mi when she was 13-16.[ she told me when i was 19]

the 2nd girl told me the exact same thing yesterday night.she said she had a crush on me when i was 18. [ im 22 this year]

tl:dr: confssed, got rejected. nv got confessed 2 in time
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No. Never. When I find someone I like, I can't confess. I'm too shy.
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>>10148795
you silly
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>>10148796
I think it can still work out if you rape her now. Good luck.
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>>10148780

Actually, that's because we have really shitty families nowadays, everyone works too much, and we got rid of the divorce taboo.
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>>10148796
Not confessing in time is a serious problem.
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>>10148710

Love isn't caring for a person in spite of their faults, but rather caring for them because those flaws make them who they are.
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What is a crush anyway? How does one tell when they have a crush? I've honestly never felt any sexual nor romantic attraction towards another individual before. Enlighten me.
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>>10148817
Divorce taboo? It's called too many fucking idiots getting married in the first place. People change their religious beliefs like hats just so they can marry someone so they can finally get laid, and then the sex is boring and they're stuck together.

Who the fuck buys a car without giving it a test drive? Same theory applies to women and marriage. Marriage is just legal prostitution.

I'm happy enough with mai waifu.
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>>10148817
Also, this overarching idea in society that marriages will always go perfect and that there will be no disagreements that will have to be worked through. I've seen marriages that could have been pulled through fall apart, because the couples expected everything to fall into place by itself.
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>>10148555
sauce on OPs pic.
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>>10148896
Shigofumi, I think
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Been confessed twice by strangers.
One of them was kinda good looking, but she was friends with the bullies I hated in highschool. So I was suspicious (specially since I don't have any special qualities, I'm not handsome nor FUGLY. Just generic) that it was a joke, so I ignored it.
The other one confessed me in the LAST FUCKING DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL. I was moving to another city for uni, so It was fucking useless. I ignored her again.
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>>10148901
>>10148897
I believe in friends before lovers.
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>>10148909
THAT IS SHIGOFUCKINGFUMI? i gotta watch the eps after ep2 then.
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Is this a ronery thread in disguise?
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>>10148885
A crush is a light phase of attraction that is usually never vocalized, like when you like your teacher. It's something that usually goes away after a few months, but always seem stronger than it is until reality rears its head and extinguishes. Usually, there are no harmful side effects of a crush.
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>>10148901

Agreeing so much on that one.

My own family would probably have been expected to fall apart 2 or 3 times by now by any outsider, but my parents have always been very committed to actually solving their relationship problems.
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Many, many times. Most of them unsucessfully.
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I did ask someone out. The only answer she gave me was that she was busy the next three weeks or so.
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>>10148949
Nah, just asking a question.
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>>10148767
Guys are only as faithful as their options. If you were to open your legs, chances are that he wouldn't think twice under the condition you don't say anything.

He isn't married, so who cares?
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>>10148986
Ouch, that's worse than being flat out rejected.
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Unfortunately yes, 2 days ago.
Got rejected.
/o\
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Senior year in high school. Never even held a conversation with a girl before (I was basically a ghost all the way through my school life). Typical Amerikkkan fatty declares her crush for me and wants to know if I would go out with her.

I tell her to go suck unwashed nigger cocks in hell. THE END.
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>>10149000
Tell me about it. No idea what to do about the situation either.
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>>10148986
That must have hurt. Did you get any updates on her?
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>>10149008
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That eyebrow lift....

FAP FAP FAP
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>>10149027
It's happened to me, you just have to give up. It might hurt now, but it'll hurt more if you keep going after her. Don't try to 'become a better man' or some stupid shit like that.
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>>10149008
So you were the guy who broke my heart that day. ;__;
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Confessed many times, only got shit and giggles in return.
Been confessed to... received two love letters when I was 14, and they were jokes/pity ones.
Sucks that I'll never feel such a beautiful and heartwarming moment as someone handing me a love letter while blushing to the core, telling me not to read it until I get home.
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>>10149055
Hahaha
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>>10148796 here

is there really a right time to confess? i nv seem to get it.

im either too early, they dont know me well enough


or too late im just a friend.

or is just a conspiracy and easy way to reject me?
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I've never been confessed to, and I've never confessed to someone before, because I've never had a crush or been in love. I want to, though, someday, but I fear I'll have no experience by then.
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>>10149043

Awesome postloli is awesome.
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>>10149065
Fantasy shit. Welcome to reality.
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Never confessed to anyone (WHAT IS LOVE?)

Some ugly girl confessed to me once. She's still kinda stalking me. Shit is disturbing.

An other girl tried this stupid signals thing, and me being a total Shirou probably heve probably hurt her feelings.
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>>10149008
Hey, your life is almost the same as mine!
Except I simply told her "Sorry, not interested. But don't worry, I'm sure there are plenty of guys out there with a jelly roll fetish."
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>>10149085
I think its just you being nervous.
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>>10149045
What I'll do is to just ignore her for those three weeks and ask her out once more and see what'll happen. I know it's a bad idea, but I feel I got nothing really to loose on this.
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>>10149132
Dammit, both of you are on at the same time. Must you torment me and my slow metabolism? I loved you. ;__;
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>>10149114
You're never inexperienced in love, only girls.
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No, I don't remember ever confessing that I like/love someone. Well, I might have said that back when I was 5 year old and I was a very good friend with this girl... But I have never seriously liked/loved anyone. I do know a lot of girls, and some hot ones too, but I've never really had any kind of true liking towards anyone. And it makes me sad. I really wish I could experience love, even if it would end up in a failure.
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>>10149126
Reality is shit, but what can I do?
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Also, I have to mention I couldn't bring myself to confess to anybody because I'm such a greed ball. It's all like - Oh hey I like you, like, let's go out. If you get (un)lucky, what is there to expect? Kissing maybe some touching, endless phone-calls (which cost, mind you), introduction to your bf/gf's friends, and you're the one that usually gets stuck with cafe/restaurant/etc bills, buy them presents for birthdays, candies for Valentines, and god knows what else.
To think all that money could be spent on yourself or faster internet...
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>>10149194
Well, all that wouldn't matter if you were actually in love. Confessing for the sake of confessing would obviously be retarded.
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Well I guess I should tell my story too.

There was a girl I liked back in the 8th grade. I mean I really liked this girl. She was really cute too.

One day, on the 2nd to last day of school, my "best" friends leaked the secret that I liked her, and it got into the ears of everyone.

I was pressued into confessing so I did.

I was rejected. Turns out she liked some black guy. I'm talking about a ghetto black guy. It pissed me off ;_;

From then on I've been the quiet reserved type.
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>>10149172
Same here. Never experienced this feeling. So far I have only experienced hate and anger.
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>>10149065
I totally did that to a girl once

she 'lost' the letter

though I kinda think she did, because she never acted weirdly towards me, and that letter was bizarre
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Why are you so goddamn beautiful?
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I dated someone I never officially confessed too, we just naturally became close. Then I went away for half a year and she got an actual confession and accepted it.

Remember /a/, make a written agreement when you hook up with someone.
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I was actually bullied by girls back when I was in junior high, so yeah that's my answer as to why I haven't confess to anyone in my 21 years of life, pretty pathetic don't you think?
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>>10149227
Would you like to join my cult and kill people?
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>>10149273
Sign here, here, and initial on the dotted line.

...alright, who's up for Olive Garden!
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>>10149304
>I was actually bullied by girls back when I was in junior high

What type of bullying are we talking about here?
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>>10149327
i hope we talk about rape during class
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>>10149327
cleveland steamers
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>>10148555
Yes. When i was 10. Whe lol at my face and then go without even a word... i was depressed that time and never tried did that kind of thing again.
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>>10148555
Yes. When i was 10. She lol in front of me and then go away without even a word... i was depressed that time and never tried did that kind of thing again.
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>>10149327
let's say in a typical day, they will verbal abuse and harass me
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>>10149401
E-Eh??
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>>10149391
Polish bike rides? Hot karls? I want details, man!
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Yes.

14, stupid, and riding his pen0r when he asked me if I loved it. Somehow, "I love you" slipped out. Of course, he just stared at me blankly. We never mentioned it again.

YES ANON I KNOW THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR BEING A STUPID WOMAN.
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I dunno about other girls, because it was always a mix of their shyness and my obliviousness, but the two times I got confessed to it was by touchy feely fat bitches.

I stabbed them both with my pencil. It's become tradition!
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>>10149375

I had it worse. I was maybe 6-7 and the girl was two years older. She snubbed me off with a "girls don't date younger boys."

Scarred for life.
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Done it a few times. Learned the hard way that, when you give a woman your heart, she will tear it into tiny pieces just to watch you suffer.
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>>10149435
VANCE?!
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>>10149420
W-Wha?
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>>10148859
how about you stay dead with your 50's idea of romance.
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>>10149455

...What? ;_;
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I just watched this episode... it's basically about a filthy pedophile and how he was going to fuck Chiaki but she died before he could do it. Anyway, he sent her a shigofumi asking her to become his waifu and she got all ;_; and accepted. This would never air on American TV.
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>>10149420
Are you a homo? NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET.
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>>10149465
*sigh*
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Chiaki, you're so beautiful..
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>>10149483
You're terrible
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahhahahaaaaaaa....

Oh wait you were serious?
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well.. at least i still have rider and sakura.
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>>10149485

It's okay, I just grew a three-inch penis.
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>>10149420
You were getting fucked, of course you'd say something like that (I love you-r cock.) It's no big deal, because you weren't asking him to marry you or anything. He should have tried to make you feel less embarrassed.
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>>10149401
Thank god NOT!
the farthest they went one time, was to pull my pants down just becasue they wanted to see "it"
one of the most humiliating days of my life
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>>10149564
Shoulda raped one of'em
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confessing never works, you always come off looking like a desperate loser.

Playing it cool is what gets guys pussy.
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>>10149564
That means they wanted it dipshit. Goddamn you're a fucking failure.
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>>10149548
Well, we never mentioned it again, so I guess I don't have anything to worry about. It still makes me facepalm to this day though.
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>>10149564
This sounds like the beginning of a straight shota porn doujin.
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In during anonymous pretending to be women.
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confessing is a jap thing. in america we usually fuck before we ever say love in front of said vagina.
i've been seeing my current gf for about a month. we have fucked but i havnt told her those 3 words. because i don't love her. i like her. i like her and i like sex from her. shes cool but i don't wanna be with that one vag for the rest of my life.
this has been a message from one of the 3 or so non-virgins in /a/
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I told my current gf I loved her the first time we had sex.

It tends to come out in the moment
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>>10149692
I hate people like you.
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>>10149692
shit was SO cash
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>>10149420
Wow, you're a slut, not even his girlfriend and you mounted him.
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>>10148555
Yes. Asked her to the dance, but she'd already agreed to go with someone else. (Although it was a known guy friend, so there's a small chance she lied and then took him out at gunpoint. Or he just got up the courage first, in which case, good on him :)

>>10148646
Now that's the ideal buildup.

>>10148699
True enough. As above, I always imagined it's supposed to happen more naturally if you're actually suited for each other.

>>10149420
Lolwhut? That is so far outside of my experience I don't even know why it's awkward...
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>>10149692
People confess in America too, shit just doesn't work.

The thing that you did wrong is lead your girlfriend on. If you don't REALLY like her she shouldn't be your girlfriend in the first place, if you just want sex you should have laid that out in the beginning so you don't lead her on.

I bet you didn't think through that long enough, though.
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>>10149692
I should stab you...
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>>10149777
actually i used to be /just/ like the typical /a/ lurker back in highschool. totally ronery, probably would have confessed love if i had the balls to. girls don't like that though. you'll scare them off confessing love, even if you've known them for awile and you click them really well. better to ask them on a date and let things progress. or just to 'hang out'. they usually know what that means.
heres the precious formula i've come up with since graduating from p/a/thetic virgin to normal guy who can get laid (and i don't look great either):
first sit across from her. this is the hardest part cause you need to talk. convers. don't let anything be one sided.
next, sit next to her somewhere. its an excuse to put an arm around her. if shes into you, she'll lean on ya.

woah, how did this post get like this. fuck/
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>>10149818
I can't tell if you're speaking in condemnation or longing.
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>>10149858
Only works on sluts.
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>>10149873
every girl is a slut.
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>>10149883
it only works on really easy sluts
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I tried to confess to a girl but she died in a car accident before my confession was finished.
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>>10149906
every girl.
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>>10149777

i don't see anything wrong with the situation, unless he deceived her into thinking he loves her or that is something serious.
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>>10149925
IMPOSSIBLE

if every girl was a slutty slut there would be no virgins!
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>>10149907
I see what you did there.

In return, a solution.
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>>10149951
every girl is a slut for a man who actually tries. if you just eat lunch with her in school and expect her to kiss you out of nowhere, you're dreaming.
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I've had a few girls ask me out in middle school, but being the indecisive prick I was, I turned them down. Nowadays, I don't even care. I'm the "whatever happens, happens" type.
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>>10149984
Can't say no when she's dead.
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>>10150006

So nothing happens, right?
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oh ya, also don't wait too long. doesn't work well on girl you've known for a long time. they might see you as as just friend, and it also makes it difficult for you to make a move (arm around her)
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>>10150001
therefore, not easy enough

we're talking such a slut that if you're in the line of sight you get laid

That's 'really easy'.
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>>10150019
You got it.
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>>10150037
sober ones don't exist. you'll never find a woman who tries to drag you back to her room as soon as she meets you to fuck your brains out. unless shes wasted.
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>>10150062
Which is why bars were invented!

The circle of life.
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>>10150117
it /can/ happen in bars. still a major maybe. from what i've seen, it's easier to spot the drunk women in bars that have a band playing. cause they'll try to dance no matter what kind of music it is.
the typical /a/ lurker may not have to balls to approach a drunk woman though in fear that shes there with her boyfriend. experiment in bars you'll never goto again. worst case, you never see anyone there again
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I want a quiet slut, so it's impossible for me to confess my love to a girl.
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so ya see, you hug her from behind and pop a boner between her cheeks

if she squirms, you're already in position to hold her
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>sober ones don't exist. you'll never find a woman who tries to drag you back to her room as soon as she meets you to fuck your brains out. unless shes wasted.
Not true. Of course, the girl in question was royally pissed off at her boyfriend and wanted to do something she could throw back in his face later. But I saw no point in questioning her motives - who am I to judge?
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A couple of times, but not in an overly dramatic fashion, except once. None of them, not a single one, has turned out well. Then again, neither has anything else. What relationships I do manage to start up quickly derail into train wrecks. I think its probably because only crazy chicks take me up on the offer.
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Couple of times. It's not such a big deal, you losers.

It's just that onwards from that point things are going to get complicated as the casuality fades away in the relationship.

And I do believe that people say it like once in their lives and really -I mean really- mean it. Just like falling in love for the very first time is way differend from the other times.
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In grade school two girls from my class were asking me who I liked and they started going on a list of girls in our class and when they got to the other one of them I said yes in a freaking desparation panic to get out that situation although I didn't give a fuck about that bitch and run away. "We won't tell anyone", hell the next morning the whole class was telling she didn't like me one at a time.

It might be me being just paranoid but _everyone_ seemed to have a obsession of knowing who I might like throughout school. o_O

But, I've got like 2-3 indirect confessions. By there friends. I never reacted to them because I didn't know how to. Here, I am, a 23-year old single ever-virgin talking about it here.

Fuck you, /a/, fuck you
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>>10150646
shut up. Your own fault!
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Okay, I`m going to contribute to this so ronery thread in disguise.

I`ve never been confessed to, and most of the times I confessed to someone I got standard "not my time" or "i`m too busy" replies. Most of them were bitches anyways.

Situation changed in High School. On the first year, I had a shitty class (28 girls and 2 boys, counting me). So yeah, getting a girl there was almost impossible. When there are too many girls around, they just treat you as toys or free food source. Since I`m a funny-type guy but at the same time an incredible asshole, I quickly showed the class that free food is a no-no (as opposed to my only male mate who was just a dirty asslicker and shared everything he had, not noticing the girls were just using him to get free stuff).

Anyways, there was this fat chick that kinda liked me because I have unusual tastes and preferences (thanks, anime and 4chan) but I quickly told her to GTFO. And there was this other girl that was just perfect. Shorter than me, very cute, we had same tastes in food, movies and other stuff. She was very shy and possibly socially retarded, because whenever I was walking her home, we were both at loss of words. And her reactions were cute too. In school hallway she was always standing alone somewhere away from other classmates. In other words, my perfect girl.

So I started walking her home (same direction) almost every day (fuck all this cash lost on bus fares) and talking to her occasionally. And one day I finally gathered enough courage to ask her out (which was VERY hard for me since I`m extremely shy). Guess what.

"Uhh... [blushing - YES, SHE WAS BLUSHING I THOUGHT MY NUTBLADDER WOULD EXPLODE]I`ll tell you when you get online today..." and then she ran away.
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I'd share my GOOD END confession with /a/ but I know no one's gonna believe me. Let's just say it all worked out oh so well.
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Cont`d from >>10150744


So I just went home, suppressing my happiness because I don`t like when people see I`m happy. I try to play the cool-guy that doesn`t-care-about-anything.

Guess what reply I got. Guess fucking what.

"Sorry, but how should I put it. You`re not my type."

Well since I was watching some sort of a moeblob shit at that while, I didn`t care that much. Told her "oh, that`s too bad now gtg watch animu". And that was it. I stopped walking her home, talking with her (why should I bother with somthing that hard when I get no cash or secks for it?) and acted like nothing happened.

But now I`m having regrets. I think I want to try once more. She`s really cute and it`d be a waste for her to lose her virginity to one of the assholes that are flooding our school.

tl;dr: shy, extremely cute girl turned me down even though I`m considered handsome and funny
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>>10150762
mad props bra
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>>10150816
There is only one thing you can do at this point...
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>>10150877

And that is rape.
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I've never had the guts to confess to anyone myself but in the past year two guys told me they liked me(I mussed have blossomed when I went to college or something)
Unfortunately one was an ass who'd been sort of seeing my friend (he even told her he loved her) but then when that didn’t work out he went straight onto me RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER.
The other one is a psycho who shoots animals(I’m a vegetarian) and steals things from old ladies and doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with it. He’s also the vainest man I've ever met and thinks he’s gods gift.

So I'm still single and ronery
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>>10150896

No, seriously. Any chance she told anyone else why she rejected you?

You should try again after finding out her reasons.
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>>10149610
Disinterest doesn't get you anywhere.

7th grade: Word got out that I liked this girl. She avoided me for the remainder of the school year, then I had to move.
8th grade: Successfully asked a girl to a dance... On the last day of school. Don't think I ever saw her after that.
9th grade: Got to know this girl, we chatted mostly online. Went to a dance, then she started avoiding me in the middle of it, saying I wasn't who she thought I'd be. Now I avoid getting to know people online and talk face-to-face.
11th grade: Got to know a girl, went with her to junior prom. I think there was mutual interest at some point, but she lost it after some time. We never really got anywhere.
Second year in college now. There's a girl in the same cluster that I'm interested in, but we don't really have much chance to talk at all. I think at some point a 7th grader asked me to a dance, but I turned her down, being 3 years older and already infatuated with somebody else.
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>>10150816
Ahh, the old 'you're not my type' ploy.
If you guys were really getting along so well and mixed signals and all that, then maybe she's just scared of men. I mean, totally possible she didn't like you but not likely. I've said it before, blushing and all, but that's because 3d men pig scary.
You should've tried getting to know her better to see which it was.

Oh well live and learn.
She was probably batshit insane or yandere anyways.
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No, because if they accepted then that would be the moment I stop liking them.
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A ronery thread... in my daytime /a/?

Oh dear.
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>>10150955
lol but its so slow around here! I was watching the death note thread [contribute you guys!], but back to /jp/ I go. Good luck ronrey Anons.
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>>10150744
underage b&

i don't believe you went to a school with 28 girls and 2 boys, enjoy your all boys school
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I can't make eye contact, or conversation. Do you really have to ask?
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>>10150744
YOU LUCKY MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD I HATE YOU
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Every time i talked about feelings they told me to suck it up homo boy. So one day I decided to go to a sandbox and bury myself.
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>>10150937
you state these like they are bad things ;;
pic VERY related
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>>10151057
cody is that you? you're alive!
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>>10151080
I bet Cody was an /a/tard
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A girl confessed to me that she liked me about 2 weeks ago. this was over the phone so it wasn't exactly the kind of situation you'd expect from anime and movies. and then she started to cry.

what the hell? I would go into details but I am afraid that she browses /a/ now that she knows I'm online as a namefag (but then again I AM an arab and online all the time so anyone could make the connection. I need a less obvious name)
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>>10151056
When they kill you in your sleep for talking to another girl it isn't so cute anymore.
Of course, by then you'll be on the floor bleeding to death and hearing her wails as she cuts her own wrists.

[almost true story.]
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Asked a girl out, got a no. That's about it. I only asked her because I'd never felt the need to ask anyone out, so I thought I may as well see if it's easy enough to do before I ever want to try it seriously.
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Wandering dangerously close to personal blog, fags.
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>>10150906(I’m a vegetarian)
You will never find a man.
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I have only asked out one girl and that was a few months ago, and she said yes actually… but when I asked her out again two times after that she was “busy” so I got the hint and stopped asking her out. Too bad I have too see her every time I go the nerd bar we both go too (it’s only open one’s a month so you try to be there when you get the chance)… and she has this annoying habit to sit down at my table and talk with me and my friends before she walks to the dance floor, makes it a bit hard too forget her and move on…
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>>10148780
Seems to me that Americans fall in 'love' or so they think so quickly. Love takes a long time to grow it isn't spontaneous.

>>10148986
She wasn't worth your time buddy.

>>10149172
I have but it's more unrequited. Now i've come to terms with the fact that it just isn't coming and no amtter how hard i look i won't find it. So be it.
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>>10150906
A narcissistic sticky fingers Ted Nugent clone? Does he live in a trailer?

Sounds like a catch.
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>>10151861
Teens are stupid and tend to jump on first impulse, the only way to ground them is to not paint a rosy picture and ground them with reality.
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Fooled around with a blonde in the last year of high school but did not get her into bed. Being both a social genius and a retard I managed to get her fall in love with me. All was fucked when I decided to confess to her on the last day of high school. ALL THE TENSION GONE. I still see her occasionally though but we both have lost interest.
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I've confessed 4 times in my life and all ended badly to so some degree. Two of the girls just flat out stopped talking to me, one said no but was nice about it and I still talk to her occasionally, and the other agreed but I was only being used to make her cheating boyfriend jealous and she ended up dumping me less than a week...so yeah, never again
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Confessions? Lolwut, I can't even approach another person and engage in random conversation. After high school I lost all the friends (read: people that I talked to every week or so) I still had. I spent my first year of uni sitting alone in the back row hoping someone would just come out of nowhere and talk to me. But nobody did, and 2 years later, I've been practically severed from society. Last person I talked to was my mother, when she gave me a call some 2 months ago.

I feel like a failure among failures. Guess there have to be people like to make you guys feel good about yourselves.
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Thanks to this thread, I worked out one hour instead of wanking around on the internet.

Thanks, ronery anons.
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I did twice.

Once I confessed to my crush in 4th grade, got shot down badly.

The second time was with another crush of mine in college, and we lasted seven months. I'm glad I never told them that I loved them. I wanted to but it felt too early and I kept on delaying it.
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Yes, but after she confessed to me.

What's the point of this, anyway? Ronery thread?
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>>10152665

And you're satisfied with just letting it stay that way?
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>>10152834
Can't do anything about it. Besides, I got used to it. Only threads like these remind me every so often.
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Yes, twice.

Had sex with both of them, too. (Not at the same time, mind you.)
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>>10152809
Why did you eventually separate?
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>>10148624
UNITINU
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>>10152665
wow
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Wtf my thread is still up? I should have used my tripname up there.
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>>10153019
sage for tripfag attempting to be recognized
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Yes, it failed, horribly.
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>>10153027
I even messed up here >>10148932

Was postin' all those Shigofumi pics

But whatever lol
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>>10152665
Shit, that sounds like what I'm doing. Hoping that someone approaches me cause I just don't have any interest in approaching others myself. Oh well.
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>>10152665 I spent my first year of uni sitting alone in the back row hoping someone would just come out of nowhere and talk to me.
That sounds a bit like my early junior high experience at recess, except I played alone by choice. Different interests. Eventually a new classmate *did* come by and talk to me, but I was a terrible conversationalist so he left after a few minutes.

A year later we *actually* hit it off at a school activity, and became great friends. He always joked that we'd've had an extra year of fun if I hadn't been such a terrible conversationalist the first time. (I'm a straight guy, so this post is about socializing in general, not romance.)
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>>10152665
you are correct sir, hearing about your worthlessness does make me feel better
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>>10152967
Thought that I was too emotionally distant. I can see that because I'm not a physically affectionate person (my family is pretty much the same way so it's no surprise to me) and I didn't call often (I don't like to talk on phones).

;_; I'm gonna be ronery forever.
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>>10152665

I barely have the confidence to make a post on the fucking internet, this is about my 2nd post on 4chan in 2 years. I'm pathetic really.
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Back in 10th grade there was a girl who confessed there love to me. It took me by surprise and by the time I accumulated enough guts to confess to her she was with another guy. Why are girls so idiotic ;-;
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>>10153372
Um, you're the idiotic one in that case anon. Why couldn't you go with it instead of gutlessly running away?
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>>10153237
I have similar problems. Half my family is anti-social and the other half abuse alcohol. I don't have problems getting along with people, though I have trouble meeting new people or keeping in touch since I never talk on the phone. I'm not really a physically affectionate person either, though occasionally I've met random girls and walked around talking with them with our arms around each others hips. Surprisingly, I'm still a virgin. It never seems to go anywhere.
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YOU SHOULD ALL FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES.

This has been a message from Jesus.
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>>10149483
i loled
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Nope. Ive never really liked anyone.
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I was confessed to. We both felt the same, the only difference was that she was the one who had the guts to come out and say it. Which was one hell of a relief, because I didn't know whether she felt the same way I did.
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>>10148555

Yeah, It went horribly. I don't want to discuss it.
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no, never.
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I always screw it up when doing thee 'ol asking out thing.

I'm hoping I have better luck with the girl I like at the moment by asking her out for lunch over the weekend and taking it from there.
Better to try and fail than to not try at all I guess.
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i confessed once in middle school, got rejected, and haven't tried since. before i can get the courage to confess i decide i don't like the girl any more, or i know that it would never work.

how are you supposed to get a girlfriend without confessing? just ask them out? isn't that the same thing?
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Girls are hinting me all the time, but I'm such a dipshit at this that my friends tell me I was being hit on afterwards... DAMN YOU 3D
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>>10148555
Yes, just this December.

I saw the signs that she was turning me down and haven't wanted any woman ever since. 2D women, however...
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>>10153610
>Girls are hinting me all the time
on every one of us. anonymous is pretty popular with the ladies, after all.
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Holy shit this thread is huge!
I have to start watching Shigofumi again, the new chick is hot
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>>10153770
>Holy shit this thread is huge!
this thread is huge because it's a ronery thread in disguise.
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This girl was about to go down on me but then I DO YOU LIKE JELLO? I LOVE JELLO.
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>>10148555
Yes, years ago. The feeling was not mutual.

After that, I felt the same way about lots of girls, but kept it to myself.
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>>10152665
You are me in 2 years. Give me some kind of advice, Jesus Christ, help me out.
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>>10152665
>>10153933
get on IRC and talk to people, it's a start
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>>10153990
I spend all day on IRC, so my best friends are lines of text. It's pretty rad.
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Protip: Read 'How not to fail at life'
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>>10154055
but not fail at life is level very hard for me ...
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failing at life is the new trend, newfags.
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>>10154350
That's why we're doing it.
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oh yeah, sauce on OP.
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Every time there's been someone who I liked, she's always been with another guy (and they've been pretty decent, so I didn't want to try for sabotage), or she's not been interested.

On the plus side, there's been girls approach me to ask me out on several occasions, and that's often gone quite well.

But whenever it's someone who *I* find incredibly attractive mentally and physically, and ache to strike something up with, no luck.

Balls.
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>>10154437
read the fucking thread
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>>10154437

Shigofumi, you dumb fuck.
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Are there any female /a/nons that would like to have sex with me?
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I was going to, but my faggot of a friend hit on her. And she left 3 days later. And we had a thing going on ;_;
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>>10154523
i am a reverse trap and i will
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Day in the life of anon.
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>>10154550
OMG! me too! we have a lot in common anon. is buttsecks next?
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>>10154580
shit! reality hurts
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>>10154550
>>10154609

Hmm..
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>>10154558
asl?
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Women are dangerous, man.
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>>10154660
lol. oh yeah, i never did mastabate to a trap. detecting traps is one of my 27 senses.
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>>10154703

Why is there a giant ear in one panel?
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I was reading this from right to left. Didn't make any fucking sense.
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trolling has become the easiest thing now that we're all a big gay family on 4chan
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>>10154704
17/f/england
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>>10154704
>>10154776

Refer to

>>10154660
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>>10154776
underaged b&, but give me your email, i'll fuck you back into a woman.
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>>10154703
i dont understand why i find this so awesome
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>>10153019
How did it go with the chick who made you that doll or whatever on Valentines? Or are you still too much a faggot?
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Experienced love, then I grew desensitized and am now cold and indifferent.
Needless to say, I'm no longer with said "love".
Just merely existing.
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Yes, in 5th grade I confessed to a girl I liked in class. She and her friends just laughed at me.

Same year I met a girl at a disco our class had, met up with a girl that was a friend of one of my childhood friends. We damced all night, took a long walk, talked about everything and anything, got chased around by jealous classmates. We waved each others goodbye at the end of the night. We didn't meet for a whole year, but I couldn't get her out of my head. So I got my childhood friend (girl) to talk to her and relay my confession. I got a reply that she liked me too.

After that we met up at a later time and I confessed to her again, told her about how I couldn't stop thinking about her. She had similliar feelings. We were together for 3 years. God I was happy.

Things however ended, I messed up. Her friend had been hitting on me all the time when the three of us were together, one time I just went to far and acted on her flirting, telling her that I liked her. She of course told that to my gf. We ended up breaking up. After that I got in a car accident and didn't meet her for 3 years. I stil had feelings for her, I gathered courage and decided to meet her. We went out a day and I got to hear that she had a new boyfriend and they had been together for almost 3 years. Damn I was heartbroken.

She was my one and only true love. We were even born the same day, just a couple of hours apart at the same hospital, her mother and mine even knew each other (which we found out short after we started seeing each other).

There you go /a/. The confession and breaking up to my one true love.
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>>10154910
Dating your twin sister would've never worked out.
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>>10154910

This reminded me of KGNE for some reason.
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I'll go out with you~
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>>10154910
Shouldn't of flirted. Any anon knows that if you're lucky enough to get into a relationship, you don't fuck it up.
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what's the sauce of the girl in the op?
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>>10155017
Oh god I lol'd.

>>10155092
>Shouldn't of
RAGE
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>>10155043
..You won't assault me with that axe, right?
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>>10155109
Ah, sorry. My Britfag accent slipped into my grammar there.
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Of course not. That's not blood -- I use it to cut tomatoes~
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>>10155251
Ah cool. I like a girl who knows how to use tools.

... ...

..So have you ever pleasured yourself with the shaft of it?
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Never tell a girl your feelings. Never show interest in a girl. Never love. EVER.



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