Your writing and edgy poem when this guys steps in and slaps you're waifu's ass
slap him back
Call my bro and kick his ass
punch that bitch in his rotoscoped mouth
Unleash my inner /k/ and remove potato.
Here I was writing a poem when a slut came over and slapped my waifu's butt
I explained to him to back the fuck up because his fat ass is about to be cut
With a huff and a puff he ran with all his might but his curly ass was already mine
I jumped on him swift and gave him a blow and he countered back with a shot that you could hardly call slow.
After wrestling, punching, hair pulling and biting the scene had ended and we lay there panting
As I cleaned my self up and walked away I told him "Be here the next day"
Walking back to my spot I stood there alone because my party of one hadn't returned home
I suck at poetry.
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