Rei is the best girl.
Why would you fap to Slutsuka when theres a pure maiden like Rei available too?
You WANT a pure girl like Rei to be violated by Shinji's eyes?
If you haven't fapped to every english translated doujin with either of them in it, you aren't even trying.
Rei cant be bought like Asuaka
Because Rei is ugly.
your waifu is ugly
But slut doujin are the best doujin.
Shinji doesn't have shit taste.
I'm so fucked up.
Because Rei cannonically hates Shitsuka and is cannonically best girl
how many muslim dicks did she take in germany?
Because Shinji only thinks of Asuka as just a side dish.
He actually cares about Rei.
Muslims all died in second impact.
Shinji never felt anything sexual towards Rei throughout the whole series.
Makes more sense for him to do it over Asuka, who he was very obviously struggling with when it came to hormones.
WHY PEOPLE DO THIS ALL THE TIME HOLY SHIT IM MAD. HER NAME ISNT THAT HARD
Is that why he said he wanted to stay with her in the middle of EoE?
Every eve-an-jelly-on grill is shit. This is an undeniable fact.
Who's better? Kaworu, Karl or Kawuguu?
EoE's tang scenes are just Shinji talking to himself.
I think I'm actually in love with her.
Kawuguu, of course.
Who can't fall in love with that holy ghost/soul/nothingness/zero of love? I can't.
>if you're not a Ikari you aren't worth her time
>there's implied 100 versions of her, so she isn't one of a kind and just a mindless puppet
>if she dies, and she will, a new one will replace her with no emotions or memories of you, and you will have to live with that
No fucking thank you.
Reilith a best.
Top tier tastes, anon.
>if she dies, a new one will replace her
Why is this a bad thing?
It's actually ReiDam if you check the canon properly
Great taste though.
>Not watching the entirety of the scene
He only said that so he wouldn't be alone. Anyone would have done it at that point, that's why Asuka called him out on his bullshit.
Reililith rebuild is qt.
where do I check?
No no, this is Lilith.
just how high would you even have to be just to grill jelly
Haven't seen Reibutt posted in a while.
Would you Fill Rei's heart with song and let her sing forever more? Cause you are all she longs for, all she workships and adore.
Because Gendo was hoarding all the ass to himself, and at that point Shinji would've raped a table to get some.
What would you do if you were Shinji and you fell on top of Rei right after she got out of the shower? Keep in mind you are 14 and she is completely nude.
"Your hair smells nice."
>Keep in mind you are 14 and she is completely nude.
probably rape her
I lost my virginity at 13 and I may have still liked 3DPD at 14. I've kinda been dead inside since then, though.
Hug her tightly
Piss in her mouth.
Do nothing and fap to the experience later that night.
god damn it this is too realistic of a reply for me
you're giving me those Watamote feels
Asuka, Misato, Rei, Lilith, Kaworu, and Gendo all a shit.
Shinji's mom best girl
I am you.
You'd really let that chance get away from you?
I guess you're just not as big of a pervert as I am.
Requesting that pic of people that never watched NGE trying to put the story together.
She always is
in other words please be trueeeee
Why do I just think those breasts are too large. Really nice picture though
That's kawaii as fuck.