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Would you a Rule63jo?

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I would Girl-Gappy
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Jotaru a best
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I would a Dio regardless of gender.
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>>101476660
>no moewagon
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girls with pompadours are are the cutest and rarest thing in the world
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I was planning on getting the Joestar birthmark as a tattoo /a/

It's really easy to cover up so it wouldn't harm anything.

My only issue is I'm not sure what color to get it, what do you guys think?
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>>101477280
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>>101478085
It's a birthmark, I'm pretty sure it's black.
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Dio wouldn't have had the time to get pregnant so fast, I think, so the 'Dio's sons' arc in part 6 would be a bit weird.
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>>101478587
Colors aren't canon son
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>>101478778
Birthmarks real colors are though.
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>>101478851
They are magical birthmarks, you know.
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>>101478930
Nothing from jojo is magic. Poses aside though.
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>>101479046
Ok, 'supernatural and bizarre'.
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>>101479083
Nothing from jojo is supernatural. It's hamon and their derivates.
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>>101479190
And magical arrows and meteorites, jesus powers and sun energy are in no way, shape or form supernatural.
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>>101479190
>Vampires, ghosts, jesus
>not supernatural
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>>101479250
It's hamon and their derivates.
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Redownloading the 2012 series because my buddy downloaded the [gg] subs, which are hilarious but bad.

So I've gotta ask, is the official blu ray sub the best or should I get one of the fansubs?
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>>101479338
I used Nuttbladder and I thought he was alright

go for him
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>>101476660
Sexy Jotaro
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>>101479424
But one of the reviews I read said the timing and spelling were off.

Some people have said that Commie was the best fansub for JoJo, and I can't really find any info on the official sub other than it's good but makes Dio sound less like a cocky cock.
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I would all JoJo ladies, and be absolute bros with Male Jolyne. Though if I had to pick I'd a femJosuke, something about girls with pompadours is just way to cute.
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>>101479710
>girls with pompadours
My guess is that they'd change it for a generic mouth mask, staple of female yankees.
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I need to see an R63 Pucci and Emporio. I don't think my dick could handle a loli running around sweating profusely and a glorious priestess/nun hunting her down.
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>fem josuke

im so hard that even my stand has a boner
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>people want johnny because muh qt katawa jojo
>forgetting that he's a cold blooded murderer
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>>101481685
i wonder if the other image has the buggy thumbnail
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>>101481843
i mean it.
johnny would murder you and dance on your grave
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>>101482113
>buggy thumbnail
was that a pun
if so it was good
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>>101484659
you know me dawg
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>>101481843
>>101484535
ringo had a shitty life though
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>>101476660
I'd the hell outta Giornette.
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>>101476660
josuke>gappy>jotaro>giorno>johnny(could be bes t waifu if she wasn't bloody thirsty)>johnathan>joseph

jolyne is bro 4 lyf tier
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>>101485443
is this a list of from least generic to most?
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>>101485443
>sleep next to fem-johnny
>she touches your dick

slut
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8>7>>>>>>2>=1>4>5>shit>3

6>6>>>>>>6>=6>6>6>shit>6
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>>101487573
>>>6(Dead)

you fucked up m8
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Jotaro>Joseph>Jonathan>Gappy>Giorno>Johnny>Josuke
Jolyne would be a bro
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>>101487811
>josuke as worst girl

i will fucking kill you motherfucker
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>>101487928
>Implying That my list was gonna from Best to Worst
>Implying that Josuke wouldn't be like my lil sister who I would tease her about her hair with affection
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>>101476660
oh god, fem-Giorno would be that uptight princess type and I would love it.
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>>101488121
>who I would tease her about her hair with affection

except you wouldnt, josuke would beat the shit out of even koichi if he talked shit about his hair
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>>101484864
So did Johnny. Probably even more so than Ringo. Feeling responsible for his brothers death, living in the shadow of his ghost. Being popular and loved for his fame, just for it to be taken away, and some dude shove a newspaper into his mouth and steal his foot blood.

That's the kind of shit that gives you a dark determination.
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>>101488282
Which is why I would be as far away from her when I do it like over the phone or some shit.
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>>101488347
>losing his virginity to a threesome
>shitty life
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>>101476660
Would fuck #1, #2. Boots like that are an instant boner.
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>>101476660
>Ruining JoJos with icky girl parts
Great thread.
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>>101488460
Yeah, cause that makes up all the bullshit he had to go through.
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>>101488460
Sex isn't everything. You mean to say that Ringo losing his virginity to a fat old guy who killed his family puts his suffering above Johnny?

Having it all just to lose it is true suffering. Ringo had a constantly shitty life, that's not so bad.

How do you think it is for Johnny? knowing the sensation of fucking hot girls, and suddenly one day he's wearing fuckin' diapers, man. To shit in his pants every day, he can't walk, he can't hump
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>>101488695
>1890
>being gay
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>>101489034
>cripple jesus had more sex than you ever will
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>>101489084
>gay
It's every single fucking time with this shit. It's not gay. What you are doing by taking the glorious designs gifted from god and altering them is losing perfection. Take Joseph for example. Perfect, 10/10 body, face, personality, LITERAL perfection.
Now take a look at OP's image. Ruins what made Joseph so great, the fact that he (and all other MALE and Jolyne) JoJos so great was they were perfect.
If striving for perfection is gay I don't want to be straight.
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>>101489258
i can see your point with joseph but fem gappy and josuke are 10/10 mcs and op's pic makes them 10/10 waifus
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Only 2 months to go, motherfuckers.
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I don't see why you would fem-Joseph. She would cheat on you and bring home invisible children.
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>>101476660

I would any Jotaro, even then she looks kinda shit in OP's picture
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>>101491307

Ah shit accidentally linked to OP
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5, 1, 4, 2, 3, 8, 7, 6. In order of "Want" to "Do not want."

I'm a bit of a tits man, so I can't help it with Joana Joestar.
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>>101476660

>rule 63
>it's the exact same character but now smaller and with tits

Why do this? Both Josukes, Giorno and Jolyne are nice. They have elements of the original but are sufficiently different. This bothers me
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Sure, why not?
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>>101489034

But Ringo didn't get raped by that guy. He still had a shitty life. And I still don't have any shota Ringo doujins either
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>>101491620

I really wish Kyou acted a bit more like Okuyasu. Maybe she has a goofy and stupid side, but so far she's really serious. I just want a new Oku to be bros with Gappy
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>>101491698
I was hoping Joushuu would stop being a pampered dick and become The Okuyasu but he remains being unlikeable.
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>>101491910

I was too for the first ten chapters or so, but I've given up on him being a bro, much less reaching the levels of Brohalla like Oku and Speedwagon
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Which JoJo would have the best ass?
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Would you a Doppio?
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>>101492143

Johnny already has the juiciest booty
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>>101492143
Probably Johnathan. All that rugby.
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>>101492054
Who knows though? Maybe he will appear at the last second to save Papa Higashikata and Gappy from the dreaded CHESTNUTS.
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>>101476660

I would Rule63 a Jolyne all day

But fuck vaginas, that shit be disgusting
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>>101492272

Even if I'm not wild about him, I'd still be really happy if he did do that. But I wish he'd lose the bowtie. I don't care much for his shirt. Reminds me of those trashy people that would wear tuxedo prints on t-shirts
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>>101492143
Josuke-chan.
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What about a cross-dressing JoJo?

I know the only ones who are cross dressing in this pic are Jotaro and Jolyne, but they're all wearing women's clothing anyway
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>>101492143
This isn't even a question. Have you even seen Jonathan's ass?
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I love shit like this
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>>101492452
I never thought the hair could get worse, but it did.
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>>101492609
JoJo>NGE
Seen it here first.
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>>101492149
Yes.
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>>101492143
I'm pretty sure it's agreed that Jonathan is the bulkiest male and would thus be the hourglassinest girl.

Imagine those pecs and glutes converted to tits and ass.
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>>101492609
So you're saying that Joseph fucked Lisa Lisa and had a kid with her? Man he's retarded enough for cheating on Suzi Q.T but that is just plain weird
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>>101492149
I would a Doppio of Narancia any day over any girl. Or hell, even just a JoJo.
totally not gay tho
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>>101492609
Oh god
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>>101492609

Holy shit. Araki is so goddamn subtle sometimes. Blows my mind

>>101492713

How the hell did you get that out of the picture?
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>>101492609

Can Araki into English well enough to make that kind of pun?
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>>101492713
Joseph is Lisa Lisa's son. Therefore, Josuke's, being Joseph's son, grandma is Lisa Lisa.
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>>101476660
Josuko is best
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>>101492609
holy fuck I"m dying over here somebody send help
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>>101492798
>>101492790
Well shit, I read gramma as mama. Maybe it's time for me to go to bed.
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>>101492609
WHAT

WHAT
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>>101492713
How the fuck did you turn "grandma" into "mother"? Where the hell did this logical leap happen?
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>>101492906
Sweet dreams anon. Just watch out for indian babies.
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>>101492952
If I meet him I'll make him eat shit.
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Reminder that Boingo is the strongest stand user
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>>101493148
100% accurate brah
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>>101488121
>Implying that Josuke wouldn't be like my lil sister who I would tease her about her hair with affection
Dude.
Josuke would trash you for shit talking his hair. GirlJosuke? Instant murder.
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>>101493237

I could see girl Giorno being in a shitty romcom like My Cute Underclassman Can't be a Mafia Boss
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>>101492149
I actually really like this guy. Would've been better if Diavolo was just Doppio with more muscles instead of a male stripper.
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>>101493527
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I wish Araki liked Daft Punk so we could get a stand named after it.
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>>101493527
>That Giorno

10/10 would go to jail again.
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>>101493527
>>101493728
Long haired rule63 Giorno is still the best. Those long golden locks , hngg
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>>101493709

Why do these get posted in every JoJo thread? It's just the same gif with small changes, and there's like 30 of them.
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>>101493801
What does sex with Dea feel like?
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Because for some reason this gif can be edited to represent any and all stand powers.
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>>101493527

Sometimes I wonder how Gappy's balls work. Does he have extra tetstorone because of them? Are all 4 balls producing his sperm with genetic information, or would they still be Kira's and the other guy's balls? So if he got Yasuho pregnant, she would be having a Kira baby and not a Gappy babby

I must know the secret of his balls
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>>101493905

A lot like sex with Joanna would feel like
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>>101493989
Is there a gallery that has all of these?
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>>101494247
Not that i know of.
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>>101494030
I would've converted years ago.
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>>101494240
How does that feel?
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I just finished Part 4, and I must ask. Why is Araki such a troll?

>Cars gets thrown into lava
>"Well that was good."
>Lava doesn't kill him
>"Oh god how is Joseph gonna defeat him?"
>"...Actually never mind."

>Dio gets Zawarudo'd
>"Well that was good."
>Jotaro gives him an opening
>"Oh god how is Jotaro gonna get out of this?"
>"...Actually never mind."

>Kira gets defeated
>"Well that was good."
>Another one bites the dust
>"Oh god how are they gonna figure it out again?"
>"...Actually never mind."

Also, I wanted Josuke's mom and Joseph to meet.
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>>101491620
Is that guy supposed to be Yukako?
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>>101495827
I'd be all over Koichi if i were him
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just finished part 6. i kinda don't get the ending.
so pucci made all time end and start again, so everything was the same, except somehow none of the gang was in jail this time, and their names changed? does this mean none of other parts happened?
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Do we have confirmation that Lisa Lisa was British or do we just assume it because the ship sailed from England?
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>>101496426
Everything still happened. Basically what Pucci did is accelerating the universe up to the point of a recreation, causing a new universe to surface. In this universe characters from all parts still exist , but history is written in a different way. Get ready for Steel Ball Run , most likely /a/'s favorite part.
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>>101496711
just started SBR, hoping it's good. from what i've heard, it gets crazy.
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>>101492534
Jotaro looks supremely uncomfortable.
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>>101495715
yea... that's a weird thread they left hanging. Sure there's a little bit of awkward quality time between Joseph and Josuke and maybe they agreed he shouldn't see her but they never made any real focus on that, he was just Achtung Baby's keeper
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>>101498190
In fact, there was barely a reason for Joseph to be involved at all in Part 4.

Josuke's stand could very well have been awakened by a stand arrow (and that would have made more sense than freak coincidences and illegitimate children).

Joseph does nothing more than be protected from RHCP and take care of the invisible baby, and the invisible baby herself is only there for quality time between Joseph and Josuke.
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>>101476988
I wonder, what kind of genital anomaly would she have?
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>>101479338
>>101479528
MMM were the best when it was airing. Don't know about Commie, they were way too slow to wait for them.
Nutbladder was tolerable only as a speedsub.
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>>101479786
I think that she'd have a shorter haircut with her hair slicked back.
Or maybe dye her hair some psychedelic color, but that's hard to visualize in JoJo.
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>>101491698
So far she has no personality at all. Which is strange considering how eccentric most of JoJo characters are.
>>101491910
I liked his yandere behavior towards Yasuho, but yes, he's too much of a dick so far. Not even a charismatic one.
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>>101495715
>"...Actually never mind."
>"...Actually never mind."
>"...Actually never mind."
What do you mean?
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>>101500257
Nevermind.
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>>101499341
Two vaginas?Two pair of ovaries?
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Just finished part 6. Didn't particularly liked the idea of resetting the universe, but at least it was sweet to see everyone having decent life in the reset. got a couple volumes into SBR and so far it looks very promising, characters are fun and the only stand I saw was Pocoloco's luck while Gyro and Johnny are about spinning because I really hated how ripples were replaced with stands after part 2. Also weather report's snails power was the most weird one, especially since Pucci explained that it's not actually happening yet somehow beetles were still eating everyone.
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Why is C-moon the cutest stand?
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>>101502029
F.F is cutest, fuck you green baby.
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>>101502134
Pssssh don't hate Dio's and puccis love child
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>>101502270
Why was Dio so gay for Pucci in SO? He used to be ruthless power-hungry maniac with respect for only one man - the man who managed to nearly kill him twice. Suddenly in part 6 Dio is all cuddly and bff with a priest and they talk about obtaining happiness. It's like Pucci's Dio is from another reset.
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>>101502627
Love makes people do crazy things and pucci's pure
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>>101502029
It's just Pucci's The World.



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