What would monster girls learn at school?
Have a manticore.
Monster science, monster math, monster history, monster politics, and monster geography.
probably the same as humans, with rape classes added in
I claim this thread in the name of Jolly Co-operation
You know how we have Christian schools?
What if there were schools established by the Fallen God's church?
>there are people alive at this very second who wouldn't want to wake up coiled in a lamia's tail
How to suck dicks.
The way you ask that makes it sound as if you would treat a monstergirl differently than a human girl.
Did you learn nothing from the newest chapter?
well those people are wrong
Like I'm listening to a man wearing a dress.
Monster girls were made for loving. Obviously.
Which means they'd need to learn classes on how to be loved.
I'm going to need both hands for this.
Dhampir Chapter 2: Thirst is finally done.
More world and character building off the base of that Dhampir are much more amicable to being around and acting like they're just humans, then some mildly lewd action. Next chapter will be stronger on that front.
Unless you really like grinding, biting and vampiric cuddles, but all things considered, I didn't want to go for all-the-way sex.
Tend to be a little uncertain on how 'pure' I should write Dianna sometimes, in part because there'll be a more proper romance plot along the way but I think this hit a good spot for what's reasonable considering what she is. Alternatives would have been far less kind and upset the townsfolk. So hopefully people enjoy it.
We'll see how things go with when I get the next chapter done, but I'd like to have them done for weekend threads. These first two chapters were back to back so overshot the mark a bit.
Still the best.
Students would regularly find themselves called away for a surprise.
I can see some possible integration problems in monster girl dominated schools....
Well, What is it?
Human science, especially anatomy. Human volunteers welcomed.
Beyond adorable, would adopt.
The thumbnail looks like Havel is playing baseball.
Every fucking time.
They wouldn't go to school, because they are beasts who live in a ditch and rape lost travellers.
>you will never do Beslans to some monster girl school
Can't stop the rock.
Would you go on a blind date with a monstergirl?
>Attention, Anon, please report to the principal's office
>Y-y-yes Ms. Succubut? W-why did you call me?
>Oh, nice to meet you, Anon. Don't be afraid, I didn't call you to.....punish you.....or anything like that.
>You see, it came to my attention that you had a physical check-up earlier this week?
>Well, I'm afraid that there seems to have been an error in the measurements. You see, upon checking your records, I was surprised to find that some of your recorded measurements were.....much too large. Which is why I've called you here to make my own personal check-up.
>W-why couldn't you have left it to the school nurse...ma'am...
>Oh Anon, I like to show that I care by getting personally....involved.....with my students. Now come over here and drop your pants.
Meanwhile, outside the principal's office...
>Ma'am, the other boys you've called for are here waiting to enter. Shall I send one in after you've finished with the first?
>Hmm.....I think....yes....I think you should just send them all in at the same time....after all, I wouldn't want to keep them away from classes for.....too long....
>Succubi don't need...cars
Which monstergirl would be best for making a demonic-energy-powered sportscar?
First Period: Alchemy
Second Period: Home Ec
Third Period: Arena
Fourth Period: Human Anatomy
Fifth Period: Forging
Sixth Period: Sex Ed
Would you let a lamia use your computer?
i always like to imagine cecalias as pirates
No, I wouldn't let anyone to touch my computer.
And now one must question why the principal would look through the medical records of her students.
Are you ready for your monkey goddess?
Would you be a trucker with one?
Ooh. I was waiting for this. I'll read it when I'm less busy.
An anons computer is comparable to a liches phylactery.
Ain't no one no thing gettin to use it.
tfw no qt Order waifu to cleave demons with
Eh. I heard it wasn't that great in the previous thread? I haven't checked it out, yet.
I'd rather smuggle a run-away sphinx girl out of the city and live with her in the countryside with a salamander waifu.
Are there bullies at the school?
Yes, but don't worry anon, they only target cyclops.
Nobody cares about cyclops anyways.
> One day, after breaking apart a monstergirl slavery ring, you return to camp to find the lilim arguing with another.
> The other lilim seethes corruption into the air itself, and has such an evil glint in her eye that you realize this must be Deruella.
> The pair fall silent when they notice you, only for the darker lilim to speak first.
> "My my... so this is your little plaything, mmm? Poor thing doesn't even look like you've done anything with him. It's like you don't even..."
> Her hand reaches out towards you, but you place your sword between yourself and her
> "Oooo, fiesty and noble too. Maybe you're just having fun breaking him in, then?"
> Your lilim finally snaps, flinging herself at her sister in a rage.
> "HE'S NOT A PLAYTHING. HE'S MY... MY..."
> They fight for a time, tearing up half the forest with their magical blows.
> Finally Deruella retreats, laughing all the while.
> Your lilim has been left barely conscious, clothes torn apart and both wings broken.
> You curse not being able to help her fight the devilspawn, and immediately rush to treat her wounds
> About a week later, as you return to camp with fresh water, your lilim has left the tent and is waiting for you on a log.
> She's been healing fine, but her eyes tell a different story.
> Silently she stares at you, eyes full of sorrow
> You ask what's wrong, though it takes her several minutes to actually reply
> "I... I put you in danger, just traveling with you. I'm the weakest of my sisters, so I could only barely prevent Deruella from corrupting you and this area. I'm not a good companion. I'm not even a good lilim. I'm..."
> You interrupt her by stopping her hand from wiping her face and intertwining your fingers with hers
> You tell her that you're just happy she's okay
> As you give her hand a faint squeeze, she breaks down and falls against your chest
> You apologize for not being able to help her (in more ways than one) while patting her head.
Would you exploit cyclop girls with confidence issue and whore them out in illegal highschool girl dating sites>
Cyclops need love as much as the next monster girl.
Yes, but I'd exclusively whore them out to big, fat old ugly men.
Don't do it you son of a bitch. You're going to do it anyway, aren't you?
No I'd exploit them to be my girlfriend who would never leave me
Now I want a manga about pirate monstergirls.
Proper pirates, pilage and rape and all that. Not one piece pirates.
>I can't find the dragon bully greentext pic
anyone have it
It's their eye, you see. I just want to see them tear up. And making them sad is the easiest way to do that.
Cyclop tears are valuable in the same way that pubic hair from beautiful ladies is. To....you know. Those kind of people.
Bullying is unbecoming of a human, or anyone wishing to become a paragon of society
Or maybe if you ask really, really nicely I won't.
Oh yes, of course. They're all your girlfriends. Because nobody else would ever take them. Because you're the only one who could ever 'love' them. And they'll sell their bodies for you because they owe you for your love.
Yes. I would also film the encounters and see if I can blackmail her "dates".
1. period Biology with a lich teacher and a skeleton aide
2. period would be woodcrafting class with living doll and alraune.
3. period would be social sciences with a tengu crow and an ancient kitsune
4. forge class with a cyclops teacher and a ignis assistant
5. period would be swordsmanship with a lizard girl and a mantis girl teacher who constantly bicker over which technique is better.
6. period would be P.E with an Oni Teacher and an ogre teachers aide who force all the students to replicate impossible feats.
7. period would be foreign language classes with a pharaoh teacher and an anubis servant
8. period would be religion with a dark priestess and paladin-kun each giving their own side of the story and trying to convince the students to join either the chief god or the fallen god as well as the demonlord.
The nurse would be a vampire who steals samples of the students blood
The teachers in charge of detention would be a devil and a dark angel who torture the students sexually
the principal would be a lilim who dresses professionally but is still super playful and lustful.
Eh... it's too short for me.
Stop cyclops bullying.
that looks kinda creepy
>forgetting the rum
It ain't bullying, it is just familiarizing her with human culture.
And scurvy, never forget scurvy.
It's actually a tradition for cyclopes to be bullied, anon. It's part of their culture. They're all naturally inclined to be masochists. In fact, they evolved their one huge eye for that very purpose; so that they could cry the most delicious tears. You'd be surprise in how much of your food cyclop tears are used as seasoning.
You must respect their ways, anon.
> exploit shy cyclops girls with confidence issues
> chuckling as they're callously used as sexual playthings by the other students
> knock at door
> see this
> what do
Lies and slander.
Cyclops tradition is to be tenderly cuddled and loved.
>heard about how much you love one-eyed girls
>came to ask to be your girlfriend
>make her your top bitch
>she watches over the other cyclop girls and makes sure they're giving you the payment for their "services rendered" properly
>she's your most expensive slut
I like to __hug cyclopes
I'd kind of like to see more stories of guys trying to escape from rape cities/countries.
Like there could be one where a Tommy Lee Jones' US martial type character only a monster girl tailing them or something.
BAH. You new age thinkers, you're all the same. No respect for tradition and the old ways. Why, in my day, if we saw a cyclop girl walking around town, we'd strip her bare, tie her to a pole, and make her a public toilet. Good for community building, you'd see. And she'd love it so much, she'd cry tears of joy.
Cyclop girls love to be punished and abused, I tell you!
>implying the cyclops wouldn't be doing the bullying (and eating)
Daily reminder to read the odyssey before you choose a cyclops
I like to [/spoiler:lit]__hug[/spoiler:lit] cyclopes
What about a blind Cyclops?
you traded one spoiler for another
I really love how these threads always get Dark Souls stuck somewhere.
Maybe I should not have posted this >>101476732
Now I'm kind of sad.
Nigger that's not how KC eldrich horrors work, you're a broken down cum dispenser before she even opens her mouth
Personally, I prefer the stories where the MC has integrated and adapted to a monster girl culture. I much prefer the slice of life stories written by our writefags here compared to the more adventure themed ones, since the latter usually incorporates heavy-handed drama. More than usual, anyway.
You can't win, can ya?
>Elves trying to throw the heat off of themselves by bullying cyclops girls.
Wouldn't that remove the fun from piercing her __eye.
>'great magic weapon'
There's something wrong there.
It's the fancy Knight designs, they work well with the paladin mentalities, regardless of whether it's the rip and tear or the protect and respect one.
Elves are for raping. Cyclopes for bullying.
That's bullshit anon.
I like elves and I like cyclops.
>Elves are for raping
No. They're for tender loving.
I figure that the monster girl world would be like Dark Souls/Demon's Souls. Also, extremely hyped for DS2.
All monstergirls are for loving consensually.
>monstergirl slice of life
Are you serious?
What's the facination with monster girls?
I think if they were real they'd get treated very badly.
>tfw not 12 foot qt3.14 minotaur
Are you new?
No, I just forgot
Elves deliberately wear slutty clothes and go to dangerous places so that they can fulfill their rape fantasies. Cyclop girls deliberately get into situations where they can be bullied.
She's way too thin
Those multiple pupils make me shiver like that hole phobia
maybe. I have to admit though, bug girls would still creep me out. Not outright hate, but a little nervous.
You know what to do, mate. Become a man and pierce the eye and then sail around world for a decade-
I didn't know Amish people had cameras.
What kinds of monster girls would you find in an Amish community?
How about Monster SexEd?
Pure bliss is what it would be.
Yes. I like the most part of the monstergirls, so the chances to have a good one are high.
No Setouchi allowed right?
How would you feel about a flat chested giantess?
Who do you think would even need to go on a blind date anyway?
No they don't, anon.
Maybe you should be a little more nice.
Does she have a butt?
Shy girls? Neet girls?
>flat chested giantess
she's not a real giantess
she deserves to be bullied
Don't start this shit again.
Uh, cyclops for one, maybe.
Centipede girl too.
>Trying to bully someone way bigger than you
Ham bests and land whales.
>this kiddo again
They would learn about Mythology and those monstrous humans.
I did all the time.
I was quite the small little shit, back in the day.
I still am.
I SAID LAST THREAD I WAS GOING TO DO IT
BUT NOW I AM HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS
We're talking about 2D monstergirls, remember that?
Just do it goddamn
you should've done it, nobody would miss you anyway. except for me.
I don't get it.
>Somebody using the Dark Souls Theatre strip I typeset
>[Spaghetti in pockets intensifies]
Would you an Ork girl?
British hooligan accent and all.
If you're good enuff in bed, she'll give you the secret to have nearly enough dakka.
>Not wanting to have her beg for you to play a little rough.
Spanking, tied to the bed posts, her holding you afterwords saying 'she's never been happier'
Just me though.
Do what? Genetically engineer monster girls? You'd be my hero, one manticore please.
Can this get any worse?
She could not be an elf.
O-OKAY F-FINE I BLAME YOU IF THIS GOES BAD
Isn't that like... unethical?
Look at her and tell me that she doesn't want to get enriched by orc gangbangers.
>letting "ethics" and "morals" get between you and your waifu
She doesn't want to get enriched by orc gangbangers.
>The manticore bride image will never be finished
Elvenophilia are not just babby's first non-human waifu but also full plebeian babby's first waifu.
DON'T LISTEN TO ANON
>Caring about ethics
looks finished to me, what's missing? some slight shading and a background
> That night, you two finally cuddle almost a year after having met her
> She can't stop crying because of how happy she is
> Her entire body trembles next to yours, as if she's somehow more nervous and anxious than you are
> Best night's sleep you've ever had
> The next morning, your lilim makes you the most superb meal to date
> She's humming all the while, not unlike a joyous housewife
> That day, you sneak off to the library after completing your rounds in the nearby town
> After making sure your companion isn't anywhere nearby, you wander into the romance section
> Just looking at the book covers makes you feel embarrassed, but you push yourself anyways.
> It's time to stop being dense, for her.
Nope, keep going.
Did you draw that?
This is the one that .less himself was working on
Don't worry, you are merely creating sapient sex slaves that will probably spent their short and miserable lives in agony because their fucked up physiology.
>needing books to ROMANCE
Who said nothing about a waifu. I just defend them from rapefags and bullyfags.
You do realise that whenever pervert scientists tries to create waifu with technology it always ends up in bloodbath and tragedy, don't you?
That's Victorian Era basics to engineering ethics.
Who's the dom and who's the sub?
Sasuga dense paladin-kun
Based on their personalities, the 3 foot girl is the dom and the 9 foot is the sub
>you will never fight the law with your monstergirl waifu
>the law will never win
>You will never see them having private time.
It's alive, life is good, what other ethics do you need?
>trying to deprive elves from the foundation of their civilization
Why do you hate their culture so much ,anon?
It ain't about success or ethicsm it is about the once in lifetime opportunity to do inhumane science projects while shouting some bullshit about love and how no one understands you.
Just because I can, and somebody asked for that Tio story last night...
Work for MON as a human operative, codenamed: The Hound, since you have an uncanny sense of smell compared to most average operatives.
Be best buddies with Tio, since Doppel is lazy, Manako is mostly at the shooting range praciticing, and the idea of hanging out with Zombina kind of scares you since more times than not you can't tell if she's serious or joking.
Things between you and Tio had been awkward lately, since she walked into the very non-communal showers, finding you naked and seeing the tree trunk between your legs.
Finishing your daily workout, you hope into the showers. To your amazement, Tio's back, keeping her face away from you the entire time. Even still yet, you can see the blush on her face.
You can feel your eyes gravitating, drawn by some kind of magnetic force to her buttocks. Those two marvelous cheeks and their toned brown, mocha tone have always captivated you.
You like your women big, and boy did Tio deliver. Caught in your dream world, you don't even notice your body moving towards her stealthily, your arm drawing back and swinging about as fast as a baseball thrower's pitch, spanking her right on the ass.
You're rewarded with a very loud "Kyaan~!" as Tio turns around, her face full of surprise, a tear in her eye. As she draws her arms back, you can see your life flashing before your eyes as the idea of getting flattened by a brown amazon's fist in the company shower's hits you.
The hit never comes, instead, she draws you closer, smothering your face in her bosom.
What the fuck?
Wasn't .less occupied with some sort of mystery thing that precluded him from doing any drawings or colorings for a while?
Here comes the Fall
Make sure to choose Tiamat as your patron Deity
hw tu sck cok
Posting best lamia.
>dat smug "liar" grin
>your arm drawing back and swinging about as fast as a baseball thrower's pitch, spanking her right on the ass.
I know, right? Freaking racists.
>Work for MON as a human operative, codenamed: The Hound
>Elf culture is getting raped by Orcs
Fuck off m7, that's some bullshit /a/ thought up (it wasn't even /tg/)
Best Goddamn lamia doujin. Best Goddamn SNAKE CLOACA
You were an old man who was on the brink of death. You had lived a long life, married a nice human woman who loved you, fathered and raised many children who went on to live well. Now you were withered and broken. Your bones ached whenever you spent more than an hour walking, your hands shook violently when you tried to eat or exert pressure above that of 5 pounds, you coughed in terrible fits where you spit up blood. Your only true respite from the pain of still being alive came when the sun set.
The sun was hanging precariously over the horizon and any second she would come, the nurses didn't know about her but they allowed you to keep your window opened if you didn't make too much noise. fuck them, fuck all those white-dressed cunts who looked down on you as if you were some toddler who needed his diapers changed. You had killed men, you had climbed pyramids, you had seen things those people wouldn't even imagine. The silence of your anger boiling underneath your skin was broken by the sound of tiny claws perching on the window sill.
"Hello?" the feminine voice cried out and she peered into the cold dark room where you rested. "Co-come in." you muttered in a raspy tone, she happily obliged and jumped inside. She was only about 4 1/2 feet tall but she walked with the air of someone much larger. Her face always had a happy demeanor that reminded you of one of your daughters. "How are you Ouji-san?" she fluttered to the bed and dug her claws into the blanket. You gave your best smile and she responded with a smile of her own.
"I brought you something!" She flapped her wings in excitement before digging out a package from nowhere. The harpy held the wrapped object in her mouth and happily deposited it in your hand as well as taking the opportunity to nuzzle into you. "You're so soft Ouji-san!" You held up a shaking finger to your mouth and she did the same with her feathers "S-Sorry." She whispered.
The "secret" VN that apparently some writers are working on. I think bob said they needed more artists since .less was the only one on the team
I, for one, am completely fucking glad Kuroinu finally finished so I won't have to see those awful threads again.
Probably the best lamia doujin so far
Though there's not much competition
Where's she gonna find a strap-on big enough?
I fucking hate elves.
/tg/ pls go.
You place the last of the bags on your cart as you sit up onto your carriage. You take one last look at your home town before snapping the reigns to the horses carrying your massive amounts of Wares
For 20 years you've lived in a moderate sized town, held together by your father who was a somewhat rich man, despite he himself coming from common birth. He was a trader, he bought low, sold high, he did favors, hard labor, whatever it took to get money. You found yourself never needing to complain until you found something you couldn't buy.
True Monster Girls love.
They were beautiful creatures monster girls, you lived in a part where they were scarce, but you were intrigued by their exotic nature.
When you came of age your father told you if you want love you need to make sure you had money, while true love couldn't be bought, to enjoy life with one still required money to be able to enjoy a peaceful life with them.
With those in mind he taught you how to trade, the basics of economics, and even basic training for self defense and hard honest work, all so you could live happily with your monster girl wife.
So at Age 20 you set off with weapons, armor, jewelry, and some inital funding to get started as a trader, but your father swore that he would never help you once you started this path, with that in mind you come to the first of the major decisions you'll face in life.
A Crossroad, each to a different kingdom and their prized city. To the West you had Sorn the Mountainous region city, mostly known for their farms, forests, treacherous mountains and land/air based monster girls. To the East you had Arn, the coastial city know for aquatic monster girls across the large ocean before it and the occasional tale of girls among the dead from ghost ships.
You must decide
1. Sorn the Mountain Region
2. Arn. The Coast
THERE I DID IT, LIKE I SAID I WOULD
Inside the wrapped package was nothing more than a riverstone, the kind that you would collect when you were a child, it glowed a soft red and when you held it up to see it glinted brilliantly. It made you feel strangely warm, thinking of when you could still run through the field with the wind in your hair. You closed your eyes to savor the moment, only being brought out of it by the harpy rubbing her face.
"Thank you for this, it's very nice." You tried to sound warm and respectful but it came out rather pathetic since you began coughing halfway through, She didn't seem fazed by it. She smiled even wider than before and wrapped her warm feathers around you. "Thank you Ouji-san! I'm happy you're happy!" You were about to scold her but decided to let it slip, you passed your hand through her hair.
"Want to hear a story?" You straightened up slightly in bed and she stood up and glided to a nearby chair, her talons were still tapping happily against the floor. The next few hours you spent telling her about when you fought in the desert. She practically jumped every time you gave a description. By the end her face was painted with admiration.
You opened your arms and she took it as her queue for a hug, with hardly a second to spare she flew into your embrace and nuzzled her face into your worn out cheeks. “You’re so cool! I want to go with you to those places someday too!”
You laughed bitterly before telling her that you would take her their someday. With a smile she jumped off and back to the windowsill where she waved. “I’ll be back tomorrow so you can tell me more about the pharaohs!” You waved and she was gone into the night.
You rested your back into the mattress and set off into sleep, the feeling of the stone in your hand slowly guiding you into oblivion. Before you ever noticed you weren’t there anymore. That was what the nurses found you holding when they found you in the morning.
Yeah, during the summer of elf rape /tg/ preferred bandits and shit.
Fran always looks so huggable. I'd take up the chance if not for the fact being in the same universe as that series means I'll die a horrific death or suffer for the rest of my life as an abomination.
/tg/ doesn't hate elves.
/tg/ hates elven characters made by people.
That whole hentai was awful.
Stop with this shit, /tg/ here, we don't actually hate elves, that's fucking /a/ pretending to be /tg/.
/tg/ Doesn't give a fuck about elves, they're just another fucking fantasy race. Who /tg/ hates are Elf Players, because they often happen to be "that guy" as well.
>it wasn't even /tg/
>implying not at least one elven lifespan older than the internet
I know, right?
The only thing I liked about it was the blond dark elf.
It just hurt to see her every day lying in a puddle of yoghurt in the OP.
I'm not the only one, thanks God.
another CYOA? Meh. West.
what do oyu mean another? we haven't had one all day
> You end up losing track of time pouring through a stack of books
> The only reason you stop reading is because someone's tapping your back
> You turn around
> It's your lilim
> You activate full on "deer caught in wagonlights" mode while scrambling to hide the novels
> She giggles and takes a seat next to you
> "You don't have to push yourself for me, you know. I-I would be okay just staying like we are if you don't want..."
> She starts to ramble, face growing ever more crimson
> You put a finger on her mouth, and tell her that you want to do this for her.
> She smiles for a brief moment, then fidgets
> "D-Do you know what the contract was about... you know, back then?"
> You shake your head
> "P-Pelor and the Demon Lord had come to an agreement, it was suppose to be a 'marriage of convenience...' To stop any further problems between either side. B-But I don't care about that anymore. I just want to see you happy."
> You might be dense, but you felt and understood that.
> A quick glance around confirms it's just you two among the books.
> You clamp your eyes shut, tilt your head, and part your mouth.
> Your lilim sniffs, then giggles as she leans in.
> "C-C-Clueless. B-But I g-guess I can t-teach you..."
> You've never kissed anyone before, but literal sparks of energy arc between your mouths.
Confirming the need for artists
Pelor isn't a bitch like the chief god. Praise the sun.
I mean in general.
You can hear Tio sobbing, telling you that she didn't realize it was that hard for you to surpress your desires, and that after seeing your weapon, it was a little hard for her too.
Between breaths of her womanly scent, you ask her if she'd be willing to do this elsewhere. After all, Smith had already chewed another employee out with Zombina for leaving a mess on her desk.
Tio merely says "Okay, Sweetie~ But remember, Tio's a girl too~" to your request before picking you up in a bridal carry.
She could leg press a soda machine effortlessly and yet here she was, cradling you like a babe in its mother's arms. Was this... happiness? You thought to yourself.
An hour later, you arrive at her apartment. It's quite girly, considering her rather large physique. Girls will be girls, you supposed.
"Okay, sweetie~ Make yourself comfortable and let me get changed into something more appropriate~"
After waiting for a few minutes, your partner emerges in a pink negligé and matching frilly garter belt. She's going full commando and has several lengths of rope to which she has you fasten her to the bed with.
"I hope you're ready for some 'mountain climbing'~"
Not one to back down from a challenge, you begin your ascent along this Mt. Everest of a woman, stopping at her twin peaks. You politely asking her if she's ever experienced 'motorboating', to which her confused look gives you all the answers you need.
Pressing your face into her chest and rubbing around, those two orbs going to and fro, Tio merely giggles at your lewdness.
After foreplay, she notices that this entire time you weren't even erect and had the tree trunk. Now that the Beast was loose, it looked more like a chinese phone booth than a simple meat rod
"Ah... wait... I'm not so sure about thiiiiis~"
As you thrust in, you immediately come to her cervix. She's tight, almost too damned tight for your girth, but she's enjoying it, and damnit so are you.
plz moar or sauce
> bitter, phthisic old man x energetic monstergirl cuddling
Why do I like this so?
>literally like bags of sand
Mountains, not that fond of aquatic girls.
Is that it..? I wasn't emotionally invested since he seemed like he was gonna die soon anyways.
>He doesn't know about "that" one.
I'd let her bite me, we'd be nice zombie couple.
I want to kiss a cute Lilim girl too.
justice always wins
B-but... I can't moonspeech. ;_;
if a dog is the man's best friend, would dog girls be bros by nature?
Need ghoul blowjobs, will travel.
Boku no MG Kafei you gigantic sodleaking cuntburglar.
Depends on how large dog girls you're talking about.
Tomboy childhood friends. Trying desperately to keep you fit so you can accompany her on jogs and the gym.
Sweet, perfect timing, just finished the first part.
I'd rub her belly, go on runs with her.
Yes, dog girls would be bro tier.
>there's a monster girl general on /u/
>it's just porn.
I can't decide if that's an improvement over this.
You start slowly, to allow both of you to adjust to the fact that you could literally suspend a normal woman off your tallywhacker like a rag doll impaled on a telephone pole
As her pleasure and sensitivity increases, you can see Tio straining against the bindings keeping her in the submissive posiiton, and after climaxing once simply from gentle thrusting she breaks free, almost making the bed collapse onto the floor below after ripping off the posts
Lifting you up, she tosses you onto the bed, and begins to straddle your baseball bat.
As she descends and you begin to feel slight pain in your pelvic region, your mind remembers a certain older episode of an American cartoon in space, and the words "snu snu".
Tio's taken the initiative and begun riding you harder than any woman has done it before, both figuratively and literally. Her cries of her body becoming moulded only for your use make you go ballistic and start playing rhythms on her gluteus maximus, slightly tapping and going for spanking.
She clenches down each time, and you love it.
As you both come close, Tio locks her fingers with yours and tenses up as your bodies both follow the natural course of things.
The next day, as you wake up, your pelvis a horribly shattered ruin, but still satisifed nonetheless, you can see Tio out of the corner of your eye walking to the door in a pair of boxer shorts and nothing else.
It's Ms. Smith, and her first question is "Why the hell are you walking bow legged?"
"Ara... something... big happened."
You decide to head West to Sorn the Mountain region. It takes you a day's travel to see some of said mountains, the biggest being the Legendary 'Dragon's Peak' where a God supposedly resides. You pass the occasional farm and go through a forest before making it to the last stretch.
You're 4th day you set off ready to reach the city by Noon, you travel along the road leading directly to the city when it happens, out from the thicket in the forest to the right comes around 10 arrows, your cart is struck but worse off one of your hoses's is shot through the neck downing it.
Your cart stopped as the other horse bucks you dismount and try to asses the situation safely, out from the brush comes Goblins, knee high to you if you had to guess, 7 archers, 2 swordsmen and one slightly buffer one with a club. They've come to raid your carriage. Knowing that your livelihood was inside there you decided to take action. You snuck over to the weapons bag, ready to get a weapon to defend your cargo (this is crucial)
1. A Sword
2. A Bow and Quiver
3. A Spear
4. A metal stall with a jewel encrusted to the top
5. Use your fists, keep all the gear in mint condition
>Great Dane Monster Girl
Woof woof indeed.
GOD I'M TERRIBLE
/c/ usually has a monstergirl thread faround, even if its picture only.
>Not St Bernard Monster Girl
She'd literally be Dog Tio
goblins are easy to kill
Just finished reading.
While I was reading it, there were some points where I felt something wrong with the sentence structure or description. I can't quite define it that well, but sometimes it seemed too....brisk, I suppose?
It was a nice transitional chapter, though. If the title and overt references weren't enough of a hint, that little 'sex' scene at the end was a nice way of introducing the MC's dhampir nature.
>You will never serve in the army and return home to surprise your monster girl wife who runs up to you crying and passionately kisses you and you daughter who tackles you and bury her head you chest hugging you.
We need more spearmen MC.
but /u/ is forbidden!
Evil bitches, there are better animals to choose as your friend. How do you feel about cat girls, they're cute and cuddly.
They're dumb assholes.
>Golden Retriever dog girl
>Genki as fuck
Staff. We magic now.
>you will never serve in the army and return home to surprise your home being devoid of every thing you had, and to find a single letter nailed to a wall, which says that your Monstergirl waifu and daughteru left with another man that was there and could provide for them, not like you who left for years
>your neighbors will never find your hanged body due to the smell weeks later
Goblins have no reach, so we can stay out of harm's way
>you will return home from Trashcanistan only to walk in on your monster girl wife getting fucked by the neighbor
> not wanting to have a cat girl and a dog girl who fight over your love.
Life is suffering.
i always save all the manticore pictures even though i already have 10-16 copies of it
Only if you love it anon!
It's only forbidden to love it.
Kobolds confirmed for unspoken slave labor/prostitution
That won't make her real, anon.
Spear, not point in trying to sell something if it gets stolen from us or we ded
Thanks but I found it with google though.
>You will never serve in the army and die in combat and you monster waifu receivers the letter in the mail weeks later and starts to cry, your daughter will ever ask her when daddy is coming home.
>ever falling for and marrying a woman who would leave you like that
Oh my god, I bet she was a centaur, too, how did you let this happen?
We have tie for fists and swords, first reply after this post wins it
It's so hard to find decent MG sad panda.
I was going to draw a picture of that manticore daughteru from that really "happy" story from a few days ago, but then I remembered I was a cripple scribbling on an iPad and gave up.
I've stopped rocking in a corner in the foetal position mourning my lost talent just to tell you what could've been, sorry anon.
Everything they do is mindbreak.
You also spelled assess asses earlier in your post
>You will never get taken as a PoW and spent years rotting on some prison camp and getting tortured by sadistic guards
>You will never be released from the camp after the war is over
>You will never return back to home only to find that your monster girl wife got remarried during your long imprisonment and your daughteru having no memories of you
I'll finish that one eventually.
After I finish all these requests
Yes. But on the upside, you get to meet Fran.
So it really does cancel the other out more or less
I love sad endings.
I self insert better this way.
> The two of you remain like this for a time, slowly making out in the candlelight of the library
> Each little jolt of electricity elicits a gasp or snicker from each of you
> Eventually, you both pull back and look at each other's eyes
> She breaks the romantic silence first, blushing and squirming.
> "S-so... h-how was it?"
> You respond by pecking her cheek
> "...t-that good, huh?"
> After a pause, you sheepishly explain that's about as far as you got in the books.
> This time, it's her turn to hug you and pat your head
> "Hey... I meant it. Don't push yourself. Just do what feels right. But I do want you to feel something."
> She takes your hand and places it on her chest over her heart.
> It's beating furiously
> "T-This is yours. It always has been, and always will."
> Tears, not even manly ones, start to stream down your face.
You walked up to your home after years of not being there. You were rough and scarred all over, you had killed monsters and men alike and you were not easily moved to tears, but right now, standing here in front of the place that you could truly call home you were feeling tears slip down your cheeks. You could still feel the grass underneath you as your daughter pounded you with her tiny fists asking you to give her a piggy-back ride. The smell of a roast on christmas eve when you and your family sat down to pray to the demon lord and the chief god equally to give thanks for good food, good fortune, and most important of all a good family to share it.
Now you walked through the grass whose height rivaled your knee and the rough cattails that sprouted up to your neck. The paint was chipped and faded and in one or two spots you could see the boards falling down. Your mind was racing with all possible thoughts of what could have happened, the most optimistic of them meant that she had let the house degrade because she didn't have you around to take care of it. Deep down you knew that wasn't it.
The door creaked open at your touch and the smell of rotten tapestry and trash filled your nose, one look gave away that no one had been here for years. The couch was eaten away and the rugs were a breeding ground for fungus. The air seemed clogged with memories and dust. Mostly dust.
You took one step after another in a mechanical manner, you weren't really thinking of it. You couldn't think of anything except where they were. You walked through the kitchen and the living room. With every step you saw illusions of moments that had already passed.
The letter was placed neatly on the drawer, although now it was faded and the words were hard to make out. The idea was still clear. A name you didn't recognize and her signature. You tore the paper and hung up the rope. You knew there was only one thing left for you.
>there will never be a Franken Fran anime
There was a MG thread yesterday that started talking about martyr complex yesterday near the end before it 404'd. I want some martyr stories of anon saving their monster waifus now.
>Get's really embarrassed when she finds out you heard her howling in the shower
>Tell her you think her signings is actually quite nice. Has a wild tone to it you enjoy
>"Uh yeah! singing! I was singing! I sure love singing!
>'Oh, umm... You, uh... left your shirt on the floor by the way. Here.
>She throws you your shirt as she runs back into her room
>There's a damp spot on it
I'd gladly donate my body to science if all the scientists were like Fran.
Thank you anon.
You finally did it.
Awesome, take your time! Got at least the week before I push for the next.
Hm, it's possible! Feedback from first chapter was that I got a little wordy so thought I'd try cutting back on letting lines drag on so much, this time. May have pulled it back too hard. Thanks!
An yeah, borrowing a little from KC profile, though it's probably pretty standard lore too, but Dhampir can generally ignore the thirst for blood. After her scuff with the Manticore and the amount of vampiric power or energy she'd have used to heal herself and not scare the common folk, that hunger got too much for her to push down. Little seduction magic later and she at least made a fun night out of it for them, and gets to clean up.
And yes, Dullahan! I like fitting in little things like that. There's a place around here called Queen's Head Hotel, so it seemed fitting in a realm with monster girls and that medieval sort of age where royalty have a habit of getting beheaded.
What would you found yourself in the monster girl world? I would probably cry because I would never get to see my family again
>you will never fight alongside you're mg waifu and watch in horror as she takes an arrow meant for you
>she whispers her last words into your ear and fades away
>you blindly charge the enemy like a berserker, stunning them and making them flee
>you bury your mg waifu and after the war retire to your home on a hill and clutch her photo in your arms
>as the years go on you watch younger mg couples dance and frolick and are reminded of what you lost
I would panic because I do not have practical survival skills to speak of.
I would probably live as a savage in the wilderness
>Tears, not even manly ones, start to stream down your face.
>I would probably cry because I would never get to see my family again
Not wanting to damage the gear to keep their value you instead make your way to the front of the cart unarmed, the goblins chuckle. You remember your self defense training your father gave you, while not special at it you were given enough training for common thieves. First came the Archers, you bum rush them, dodging arrows as well as you can, getting nicked by some, but thankfully Goblin's less defined muscle structure the arrows were slower. You ram your knee into the first one you meet, and then give the rest a good one-two-three hit combination punches before the three melee goblins approach. One sword goblin tries to stab your knee but you stomp the sword into the ground before punching him 4 times. The second one tries coming in from the side but you kick him. The club one smack it against his palm before should tackling you, you punch him but he keeps pushing forward, this guy was built tougher, but you worked hard to make sure no one would steal from you. As he pushed you you strike his face over and over before he slows and you give a decisive blow sending him down.
Seeing defeat the Goblins retreat and you take their weapons to sell, waste not like your dad taught you.
As you look over the damage you see a farm down a small hill to the left of the road. Do you
1. Ask them to watch your cart while you track down the goblins for more loot possibly
2. Ask to borrow a horse to make it to town
As much as I'd love being with my mg waifu, I'd cry like a bitch if I couldn't see my mother, father or brother ever again.
>What would you found yourself in the monster girl world?
Missing a few words? I'd go to the nearest town to get work after I have a breakdown due to being sent to another world/universe. Hope I cane understand them and they me.
wow what a faggot!
That's why I cut off all romantic relations if I ever get enlisted into the army, especially if I get deployed for a long time. I would've already given up hope by the time I finished my duties. I feel bad for the koreans who have to do that mandatory service shit. Must ruin a lot of relationships
Sorry, long day at school
go on a quest for my waifu, advancing technology by a few decades along the way
There's a doujin like that.
I want a monstergirl RPG.
How anyone would save this seriously, I have no idea.
I would cry, but tears of joy. Go to first human settlement and ask where either the kitsunes, ryus or lamias are then start my journey to find one while keeping the other species away
It's art man
>he doesn't want to be mindbroken by an une
If its anything like anonymouse's story, I'd instantly start a gunpowder revolution and complete evolution of military tactics, find the nearest source of poppies, and create a giant drug baron fiefdom, with as much high quality opium a monster girl would need to inhale to chill the fuck out, subduing and retaking demon land, and using my military might and soft drug trade to carve out a person empire.
They wouldn't know what hit them. Monster girls and men in 3 deep rifle ranks, dragon girls strafing the enemy and getting information, highly mobile centaur dragoons, coupled with sharpshooting skirmishers, whilst the enemy is starved and jonesing hard for opium after I cut off their supply.
Think the british army fighting the opium wars against an enemy still in the Middle Ages technologically.
I'd try to hide, these thread made me well aware that the monster girls would try to steal my manly spiritual energy.
I dunno. Someone saved a huge letter D I made in paint which surprised me when I saw it was the same resolution and everything.
tfw the manga's shit ending
Well the picture is pretty funny, I would've saved it if I liked manticore like that anon
Starve to death because no skills that are useful in medieval society.
>You will never be a cranky old scientist living in a dystopian future
>You will never resolve to build a robot daughteru to protect you and the rest of mankind from evil
>You will never spend 12 years creating the perfect robot daughteru
>Your robot daughteru will never go out to fight for mankind
>You will never come to the scene of the battle in the aftermath
>You will never search among the debris to find your robot daughteru's helmet
>You will never break down crying as you build a small monument for your passed daughteru
>You will never be overcome with grief for years
>After years of coping, you will never make another robot daughteru
>You will never spend years together with your robot daughteru
>You will never notice your robot daughteru grow restless as time goes on however
>You robot daughteru will never approach you one day and announce she will go and fight for mankind and avenge her sister
>You will never beg her to stay
>Your words will never fall upon deaf ears
>You will never watch from a distance as your robot daughteru slaughters thousands of evil robots
>You will never see a crowd of humans gather around, cheering her on
>You will never watch as the enemy general reveals herself to be your original robot daughteru
>You will never listen to the original robot daughteru explain that humanity won't stand for itself, and thus doesn't deserve to be saved
>You will never hear the crowd of humans urge your robot daughteru to kill the original and liberate them
>You will never leave, unable to watch your daughterus fight each other
>You will never hear an explosion, followed by sobs of your daughteru, as the crowd cheers for the death of the original
>You will never hear their screams as your daughteru abandons them in disgust, and the rest of the robots slaughter them all
Why do I even live?
Been lurking since '07 born in 1997
that is some serious meta shit.
Welp surprise, I'm the Dullahan Guy.
It was me all along Austin.
Now I feel bad.
You're still underage kid, come back when you're old enough to vote dumbfuck. 17 is still underage and thats if you were born in january which I doubt, which means you're still 16.
How damaged are you compared to other kids?
>You will never regret that you didn't built them with kill switches
Go after the Goblins, make sure they don't terrorize anyone else and see if we can get something
> you will never go adventuring with your dhampir girlfriend to the vampire's castle
> you will never watch in horror as the vampire wins their extremly well-tailored swordfight
> the vampire will never bite into your neck to let the blood trickle out
> she will never hold your dhampir gf's mouth over your wound to awaken her monsterous bloodlust
> the pair of you will never become the vampire's sexual playthings
> you will never end up having submissive haemophagic threesomes every night
You were on 4chan when you were 10 years old?
That can't be good for a kid's psyche.
thank you mods.
>there are people browsing this thread who were born when you were in middle school
He'll probably become either a spree killer or a colossal faggot who loves to shout memes in normal conversations.
So has anyone played this? Just saw that it had an english translation and I'm wondering how it is.
He probably deleted it so you guys wouldn't have a dramafest about it although he should never have posted that in the first place
What would succubutt onee-sama do if monster girls were bullying her adopted human otouto?
>Castlevania, the Eroge
>The second one tries coming in from the side but you kick him
> you kick him
I didn't sign up for this!
Wonder where she'll get her next doze of dick juice.
On another note: the mods are actually awake, everyone panic!
Not really, good job mods.
Not everything here is set in the MGE universe
There's a Cow girl at the farm, calm down
How old is the demographic in these threads anyways?
Either fuck them to death, or strangle them to death with her tail if she's the monogamous type.
> not making a family of your own.
this is something you do in the old country. especially after a war.
I don't think I'd like never even being able to say goodbye to my family, anon.
I'd eventually get over it a bit but still, I would be sad.
W-would a monstergirl do such thing? ;_;
I'm almost 30 so I imagine it would bring the age mean up. I suspect most of you are in your twenties.
Because they have feelings anon. She wanted you to stay, but you left.
Now you pay the price.
Why is he so handsome? I'm really confused now.
replace gunpowder with explosive blood activated runed throwing weapons. while being hopped up on alchemical stimulant potions
you k fags can't even magic
Probably depressing young.
But that's what gives these threads their train wreck amusement value
There's somehing wrong with that sentence but I can't figure it out.
That is some generic art
It has an english translation?......Where?
I feel younger mentally, though
thank you for letting me know about this
Anyone else besides this anon?
Probably ask /vng/ since they're the ones that play vns. I think most people here have only played MGQ, and maybe a little of Kamidori
>I can't figure it out.
Most people aren't amused when they happen to be in a train wreck.
'salright, but it's repetetive and grindy as fuck.
I found the sexiest bit to be the concept of having to use literally litres of jizz in every alchemical process you perform.
I don't know how to make explosive blood activated rubbed throwing weapons though anon, I can however move military science about half a millennium forward though.
>I've never even been to /k/, /a/'s my home board. Not that there isn't serious overlap in places.
>preffering family over MGs
> not raping the goblins and making a new empire ala Spanish conquest.
I meant semantically anon.
And insure there's at least a little bit of "wee, rollercoaster!" When you go off the rails.
>Trying to subtly influence the end.
>Implying it's not because I'm easily influenced.
I'm saying nothing, except what I say every time I see one of these.
>But you will write and live it through stories.
Those exist! If I can remember the name of that one.
>The world of Castlevania had been your home. Your home ever since your mother burned... and your father took you to his home.
>Being 'Kid Dracula' was kindof cool... though you still missed your mother. Still, it was a playground here. Sliding down the banisters, flying through the skies, ordering about the monsters serving your father.
>It was in the Clocktower today you found yourself, exploring and playing with the giant cogs. When you saw them. The Medusa. The flying heads of Gorgons. You didn't know where they came from, yet they always seemed to be... watching you. Smiling, you give a wave, before turning to leap to the next gear...
>...Something strikes you suddenly mid-leap, sending you hurtling into the abyss. With a scream and a cry you begin to fall, knowing you can't turn into a bat fast enough to catch yourself before the gears come up to hit you...
>...mouths, mouths catch your clothes, your skin, your hair... carrying you by your clothing and shimmering golden hair while others... ...you've never felt anything like this. Licking and kissing your flesh, the feminine mouths swarm all over you as the serpentine haired heads swirl and shift. They coo and moan, whispering words you can't really understand.
>A pair of them rip open the front of your pants as you try to struggle, yet are terrified to do so. You know you are still airborn. You could transform, but what they are doing... ...that one just... oh! OH!
b-but I did for us... I had to protect her and our daughteru's honor from ravaging kebabs ;_;
fuck your magic
W-w-what is this...
Probably hit the nail on the head, out of school, in uni, or just finished, or didn't even make it, making their own way in the world, insecurities, monster girls probably fill the gap pretty easy.
>this comes from a 21 yr old.
Never before have I had a reason to use this image.
Never before has it been so fitting.
>turning all these away for the sake petty mortals
That's why I never liked that bleached-hair fag.
Question: Would Fran be considered a monster girl
Your nation made up the kebab threat so the nation's elite could steal all the monster girls while you gullible fucks were away.
Your waifu and daughteru are doubleteaming a fat corrupt senator right now anon.
if zombina's a monster girl fran certainly is
yea you just loving that these threads are cancer. congrats.
Finished with this one.
Probably looks weird due to the simple art design though...
I mean, you grow up a dhampire teenager in a castle where Alraunes and Bloodroses crop up from the ground. If you don't slide yourself into a flower and have passionate sex with one, you'd clearly not be fulfilling things.
>le oxymoronic edgy moralfag strikes again
27 by the end of the week. So ready to off myself but something always keeps me from doing it.
My African American gentleman!
Want to be the Provost-Marshal of the newly formed, combined arms, monster-grenadiers and riflemen at army?
>black coats look spiffier, we Sharpe's rifles now.
>Jesus. Imagine Sharpe in a monster girl universe, he'd never be able to fight for all the pussy being magnetically drawn to his manliness/dick.
why is she so perfect
This chapter made me like Zombina a lot more.
And what she creates is even more terrifying
I would lick her stitches...
Really hate doing this off ONE vote...
You eye out the farm looking for someone when you spot someone, a girl, no not just a girl, a Cow Girl! The busty farmhand is tending the fields as you make yourself partway down the hill to make sure you're in shouting distance
You give a shout to get her attention, when she notices you you quickly fill her in on the situation and make sure she understands perfectly that you want her to keep your cart safe.
You were advised against trusting total strangers, but what would a farmer need with weapons anyway?
After making sure the cowgirl would protect your cart you make your way back up the hill and into the forest where the Goblins came from and begin tracking them down. You remember your father taking you on a hunt to get some game for selling and learned the basics of tracking. These goblins weren't the brightest. However when you did track them down you found more than what you expected.
A bunch more goblins, around 20 circled around a pile of loot and in front of two much taller Goblins, one white and one black, either baring scars and around waist height to you, clearly the leaders.
1. Try bargaining with the Goblins, there are quite a bit
2. Take them down with all your might
No seriously... what could be more interesting in Romanian mud-gathering peasants?
Predictions on next KC monster girl?
>You will never think about how it all began
>You will never think back to the days when you were a young scientist
>You will never think how you simply wanted to bring robot waifus to the world
>Your partner, however, will never have wished to use these robots for evil
>You will never have a chilling discussion with him one night
>You will never return home to see your favorite monster girl with her throat slit, a letter in her hand, and a robot girl jumping out the window
>You will never run out of your home in shock
>You will never be apprehended by the police
>You will never find out your old partner had been framing you as the murderer to your monster waifu
>You will never sit in court, filled with guilt from the death of you Monster Waifu
>The court will never declare you not guilty
>You will never have to be police escorted out of town since the rest of the city is convinced you're a murderer
>You will never live hiding in the outskirts of the city
>Years will never pass as you come across a Paladinfag and help him fend off a robot girl
>You and him will never devise a plan to kill your old partner and set the city free
>You will never send him on a suicide mission to blow up a tower
>You will never watch the tower blow up, happy to have a chance to right your sins, but sad to see it from the death of a paladin
>You will never notice, to your horror, new towers rise up, and your old partner's voice declare Martial law
>You will never see an army of Robot girls, not being tenderly loved, but instead used to act as the law of the land
>You will never lose hope
>You will never decide to read your Monster Waifu's letter to you, something you never had the heart to do till now
>You will never read how much she loved you, and to, no matter what happens, hold faith in the city
>You will never escape, with newfound resolve
>You will never work 12 years to build a Robot Daughteru
There's nothing but pain now.
Class change at 30 anon! You'll reach 2D-nirvana and become an wizarddha, livings amongst 2D girls for eternity.
I would love laying on her back while she brings herself down to snuggle and kiss and hold you.
I'm only 19, college freshman.
my generation is a bunch of dumb fucks
What the fuck is that
your waifu is a S L U T you have shit taste
Me as well. I have a proclivity towards zombie movies anyways so her speech on zombie movies just endeared me more to her character.
If you do a gun, make sure you don't miss. It's been over 5 months and I'm still in incredible pain.
Don't kill yourself.
The only reason I keep up with 12 Beast is the hope that what happens on page 19 of Chapter 0 becomes an integral part of the plot.
>two much taller Goblins, one white and one black
Direct the white goblin to /pol/ and let the inevitable infighting destroy the clan
But I can't be a wizard. I lost my way. I'm sorry guys.
Have you checked out sankarea? It's trashy, but fun trashy. Plus Rea a QT3.14
Send the people talking about age groups instead.
Don't be mean, all monster girls are beautiful in their own way.
Well ain't that the cutest shit.
Wizard -1 here.
I'm giving myself until 30 before I off myself.
Don.t lose your way anon, you've got to find out who killed your dad.
>all those anons who will be unable to enter the 2D world because some whore impurified their bodily fluids
2. They have loot. Risks are always worth it
Time to become a revolutionary anon, time to kill some parasites that drink the blood of workers and gorge themselves full with the flesh of common man.
No I haven't. I probably should. Fun trashy is something I like most f the time.
Oh how that'd be nice if it was true
It'd certainly give being a failure some sort of reward in the end
PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!
>good taste in film there anon.
>Bullied every day by monstergirls at school
>Sexually dominated at home by succubus nee-san
>One day you finally snap at your Nee-san when she tries to haul you out of bed
>She finds out what you've been putting up with at school
>Tells you you lack confidence
>Begins to teach you to make monstergirls submissive, and teaches you to dominate her during sex
>School gets better, girls are still after you but the bullying has stopped
>Nee-san gets more lovey-dovey
>Stops forcing you to have sex, asks for it nicely now and backs off if you turn her down
>You think this is all part of one of her games
>Bring new girlfriend home one day, the dragongirl that used to bully you the most
>See tears in Nee-san's eyes
>Think she must be proud, she taught you so much
>You never hear her heart break
2, Never negotiate with terrorists
A horse that can't put weight on EITHER of her front legs is not only in incredible amounts of pain, the chances of recovery are so slight that it's more humane to euthanize than to force her to endure months of "recovery" from not only the broken ankles, but also the laminitis which is highly likely to develop in her hind feet as a result.
The way a horse is built, they need to be able to bear weight on their feet. It is part of the way their circulatory system is built - they need the pressure on their feet in order to get blood return back up their legs. A horse who can't put weight on its feet is a horse who is going to end up with necrotizing tissue in his feet, inflammation, laminitis, severe pain, the toe bone sinking out through the sole of the foot, and ultimately death.
Horses are not built like dogs or cats or humans. They can't lie down for long periods of time. They can't stay off their feet for long periods of time. Their anatomy and physiology DEMANDS that they bear weight on all four legs, and at a relatively even pressure across all four of them. You take that ability away - by breaking two of the four legs - and you condemn the horse to a slow, painful, hobbling death. Unless you do the humane thing and euthanize it.
Loving a centaur is just asking for tragedy. She trips at the market one day and BAM you have to shoot her in the face with a shotgun.
>being a cock sucking defeatist
>I'm probably older than 99% of 4chan's users
>No fucking idea why I'm here in the first place
>not repeatedly hitting her invincible upper human torso with the sharpest sword, sending her waves of harmless pain inducing her to moan with sweet agony while you gently caress her vulnerable vegetive vagina dentata with your cape
Papi a slut
Whoever posted this last thread, it was gay as fuck
your waifu a slut
Jeeeeeesus Christ. How does it feel to be a decade and a bit off all those awesome senior citizen benefits, eh?
>how /did/ you get here?
She also has a shit annoying personality and isn't attractive at all. I'd shoot her in the face with a shotgun the second I saw her.
I shot myself 5 months ago. I still have large fragments in my skull, face, etc. Worse part is the shame and how much more ugly I look. There's a reason why I don't own mirrors anymore.
I'm 19 almost 20 too. Our generation is shit
VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
We will reclaim our rightful waifus and daughterus!
>I shot myself 5 months ago.
How did you manage to fuck that up?
Come on now, I wouldn;t ever do such a thing to my Succunee-sama.
We all know why we're here, wise elder-sama
>Found United Liberation Movement
>Basically the IRA of monster girl world
>Spend decades bombing and rioting
>One night you're woken up by a sound
>It's your waifu and daughteru
>Call you a monster and tell you to kill yourself.
>Realize they're too far gone and are now a threat.
How far will you go for the movement anon?
Why haven't you tried again, if I may ask?
>LET ME SHOW YOU THE END OF THE WORLD!
>>101483059 and >>101483301 here, at least you guys know it. You can turn this bird around, somehow. Past 25 though? It's too late to pull up.
Glad I'm not the only one, at least.
While the enemies of the goddess still draw breath there can be no peace
Did your grandchildren show you this site or something
All the way to the jungles of Bolivia! The CIA won't find me there!
Threesome time. Or fuck dragon in front of her for max ntr jelly.
Oh Anon, if only there actually was a reward at the end of the tunnel for us. But there isn't. We don't get anything. The only people who reap the benefits are the people who did stuff. And what have any of us really done? Discussed nonexistant 2D girls over the internet on an imageboard. Hardly considered merit worthy
Face it. There is nothing.
I'm 19 and I can't be a wizard anymore, now please let's stop blogging, this thread is for monster girls.
21 and so crippled I'm being appraised for disability benefits, anything that was expected me before hand is moot, and I could have a permanent income, payment for constant pain. It's blackly amusing that thing that makes my life so painful, is also making it so easy mode that you don't even need to try.
Everything's going down the existential plug hole, might as well enjoy the ride.
18 and no friends
>who even cares at this point?
It'll slow down in a few post's time just on its own momentum.
Shut up. Lies.
go lift. helps out regardless if your middle aged or not. and ignore anyone that makes you feel like shit.
>The Royal Library is your favorite place in all the castle. The sound of books fluttering from shelf to shelf can be heard, the moving bookcases and the distant clank of armor as the animated suits of armor patrol barely echo in the heavy silence of the place.
>You feel the heat rise up in your body as you approach the alcove where you know she is waiting. The cracks in the stones of the floor marking the secret places where the Venus Weed you have come to know so well grows.
>It was by chance you came this way, and you saw her, collapsed... whimpering in the corner. Her vines shriveled and her flowers wilting. She looked to you pleadingly, asking for one thing.
>Using your own fangs to bite into your wrist, you gave her what she needed. Her naked, beautiful body grew healthy and ripened before your eyes as life returned. Your powerful half-vampiric blood giving her back her vitality.
>She thanked you with a kiss. Your first. And it nearly dropped you to your knees.
>You saw her every time you could escape from the lessons your father and his servants had you studying. Death was a valuable teacher, but he was strict. The moments of intimacy had only increased between you and her. She had quickly become your dearest friend...
>One day she admits she is feeling week again... and asks for help. Willingly, you bring your wrist to your mouth to bite... but she catches your hand...
>"Please... young master... there is a better way. Something that will feed me and let us both enjoy it."
>"Really? What is it?"
>To your surprise, her vines come up, and she wraps them around you and draws your teenager's body against her. Despite being young and gawky with your growth not yet completed, you have the beauty of both your parents.
>She, the girl who has shown you such friendship and kindness, leans in to slowly kiss you again, even as her vines draw your legs up and settle them amid her large petals, and down...
>"...Make love to me..."
Clenching your fists you run to the Goblins, the leaders order you to attack. You punch and kick and any Goblin that tries jumping you, they come in one by one hoping they can catch their breath and rotate, using a numbers advantage to their fullest. This plan was to smart for the average Goblin, it was their leaders idea no doubt. Taking charge you attack them directly, the Goblins fall out of order in frustration and you use this chance to attack the entire horde and take them down. Exhuasted already you face their leaders. They each draw a single curved sword from their back and rush you. You dodge their attacks but find these two much quicker than an average goblin, even finding yourself cornered as you dodge back. You find these two tougher but you weren't going to lose this chance, there was loot to sell and you wanted it. Taking a risk you rush past them striking both in the face with your fists knocking them down. They get back up but you focus the white one down first stepping on his arms and punching him, the black one swings at your head but you dodge, losing a bit of your hair, before you kick him into a tree and punch him against it. Finding the skin on your fists cracked open you take a bag out that you carry around just in case and take the loot pile.
You lug the now heavy sack to the cart. There you find...it's perfectly safe and the bags still there, with the cow girl and an old farmer waiting.
"Howdy!" He says to you
You greet him back asking if he owned the farm down there and he nodded.
"Maybell said you needed help. So I came just in case. Looks like you lost yourself a horse. I can give you a spare."
You thank him but notice a look on his face.
You ask if he wanted a reward for guarding you cart
1. Give him a spare ring or two as thanks
2. Not give them anything, they don't seem like the type to leave you like this.
I may only be 19 but I've been through some shit.
MG are the best escapism
I'll never surrender, if it means that I've to kill my exwaifu and daughteru then so be it.
I'm not really surprised to see older folk anywhere now days really.
It's okay though. We all know why.
From what I've heard it's actually quite easy to botch a suicide attempt with a gun.
The fuck is that abomination.
we're reaching critical mass of writefaggotry, if we continue at this pace the thread will devolve from just being slightly shit into being full shit.
Reminds me of this story
>One particular case has been documented from Australia. In February 1995, a man committed suicide on parkland in Canberra, Australia. He took a pump action shotgun and shot himself in the chest. The load passed through the chest without hitting a rib, and went out the other side. He then walked fifteen meters, reloaded, leaned the shotgun against his throat, and shot his throat and part of his jaw. He then reloaded, walked 136 meters to a hill slope, lay down on the slope, held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him.
That guy must've thought that if you're going to do a job, do it thoroughly.
I would do so many things to Alleyne.
All of them consensual and loving.
And her name is Audrey
You have us, you fucking faggot.
CYOAs and blogging are not writefaggotry.
its already full shit anon
1 Give him a ring
Don't get on their bad side.
1. Get yourself some business in the land now, no matter how small
It's already shit.
>yfw Soma kills her
>Then summons her and uses her corpse to fight you
>your last breath is spent looking into the remorseless eyes of your former love.
Fucking loved the new chapters. Though the new section kindof had me going 'What the fuck is going on?' But its building nicely. Enjoying the interactions. And the Susan sex scene was thoroughly enjoyable.
I loved the Princess, I really did. I totally caught that she would have taken him for herself.
>continue at this pace
That critical mass has been and gone anon. Enjoy the MGeneral circling the CYOA drain until the next EDMG release and Translator-Fag to be rebanned.
everyone our age deserves death IMO
BIG GREEN MOTHER FROM OUTER SPACE
>Ever betraying Succubutt Oneesama
>Not letting her teach you the difference between actually impregnating a succubus and feeding her
>Not going all wanton nakadashi crazy that she doesn't tell you that she's ovulating the day you pump 10 loads into her
>Not coming home to your now meek, pregnant Succubutt Oneesama, telling you that she's going to fuck you senseless once the baby's born
I would love a monster girl version of this
Rather have CYOA/random stories than Blogs
I'm sorry but blogs are bad. Let's at least TRY to avoid becoming Katawa Shoujo General
Wait, does he and Alucard actually fight? I haven't played the games before, at least not the DS ones.
Noooooo! ...I hate Soma.
Don't give that goy anything.
CYOAs have gone to shit when trolls, shitty writefags, and futafags showed up.
I'd rather have these threads than the endless waifu shit-slinging and endless posts about tio's tits that EMG brings.
Oh I agree, I'm just saying not to count either as writefaggotry
Round entered and bounced off bone.
Who says I haven't?
I lied, the worst thing was having my younger sister crying at my bed side for a month straight and now she won't let me sleep alone.
Imagine her demanding for you to feed her... more and more... and making you the father of her seedlings...
Well you're in luck.
He's been replaced by a Scotsman.
who is your favorite writefag from these threads?
Yananon will always be my first.
Or, preferably, trade him several spare rings for the cow.
Milk and a cumdump is good for the constitution!
Helium tank anon. You need 15 minutes alone. You can do it.
Oh hey, it's actually anonymoose.
Great job with the saga man, I'm enjoying it. But how long will it take to catch up to the "present" in your story? Or have I misconstrued the time skip? The pacing of it was a little weird for me. I thought I had missed a chapter, then it went to something completely different for a third time?
Still. Rose a QT, Susan a QT, Chris a QT. will there end up being more girls? Because I really like the character development so far, I wouldn't want it any more diluted. That dancing scene with Rose was pretty perfect.
What did you use in your attempt. Pistol?
Castlevania is such a playground for Monster Girls.
I was unaware that this was an actual character. I just thought it was random elf art.
Tell me more wise consensual lover
That's the thing. I don't have 15 minutes alone with my sister constantly around. I've ruined so many lives. Plus I have the feeling she is attracted to me. Shit is just so fucked up, anymore.
My glock 23. .40 s&w. Should've gone with the .45, though.
I think that there was going to be one of those loli monsters with paws that are the strongest ones. You know, behemoth or something like that.
>Singing about how she needs more
>the worst thing was having my imouto crying at my bed side for a month straight and now she won't let me sleep alone.
I like where this is going...
Flashback ends with the chapter I'm hacking away at right now. When I was brainstorming the start of the volume, starting right off with the action then going back to explain what was happening sat better with me. Suppose it turned into a bit of a writing experiment as well.
Bobanon can write some pretty cute character development.
Moose's saga is impressive just in it's length and overall quality.
That anon who wrote those really cute green texts about the silver haired werewolf, red he'd dog girl, etc, those are always a lot of fun to read, especially with the interwoven cannon.
>wanting to kill yourself when you have an imouto lusting after your cock
I have neither friends nor family anon-kun, so please just give her the D.
Also, I must ask that you please stop blogging.
She's from an ecchi borderline pornographic anime called Queen's Blade.
Aside from being extremely cute, Alleyne is go google it.
>Plus I have the feeling she is attracted to me.
Is she cute?
And the worst thing is that this don't surprise me.
Yeah, you really should had used something stronger.
>Forgetting based Captain
Will we see a qt loli with paws girl recognizing MC as a strong man and calling him onii chan?
I'm enjoying it, it's been a fun ride start to current place, I hope you can bother to bring it to a conclusion you find satisfactory.
Experiments are always worth doing, successful or not.
>Having an imouto
I hate you for even trying something like that when you have a sibling
This really is becoming blogcentral
LIER LIER PANTS ON FIRE
Do you know how many /a/nons would genocide to be in your place?! You can't throw that away! NOBODY WOULD!
Yeah that one.
Richard Bromont is still my favorite with Captain an entertaining runner up.
Based Captain too, fuck, of course he's good.
Anyone who writes stuff featuring Tomasu's frog girl is a fucking scholar and a gentleman as far as I'm concerned.
>You will never get raped by the huge buff Minotaur gym teacher.
Also, nice move getting the Yuki Onna pregnant
This pleases Patton.
>ecchi borderline pornographic anime
I just can't bring myself to watch ecchi.
If you're gonna be porn, be porn.
If you're gonna be srs business storyline, be srs business storyline.
Shows that sit on the fence cockteasing just make me mad.
Are monstergirls in the game?
A nice 7-8/10 I think.
Incest is only hot when it happens to someone else or in a medium in my opinion. The tension between us at times is unbearable.
Yeah, I will. Sorry about the blogging. Just felt like I had to tell someone. Feels good to have the weight lifted off your shoulders, if only for a moment.
Strong physically? No. Strength of character? Yes. She call Laven "big bro" constantly.
The baphomet legal loli will come last though and is some time away. Terminator Mantis comes first.
Do we have another underage b& on our hands?
B-But YOU PROMISED ME, FUCK.
Also if I'm not mistaken Baphomet has sick strength and magic power.
No one will ever top Bromont.
He will always be God Tier and sit on the throne alone.
I understand, anon-kun. I blew up in one of these threads yesterday and it felt... refreshing.
For now, just carry on with the monstergirl love.
I will fight you, you shit!
I prefer my minos pert
Yessss... this is going to be awesome. I loved the scene with Laven fighting the Golem by the way and what happened...
...methinks there will be some interesting ramifications.
Where would I go to find the cap's works?
Or are they gone forever after a week?
God I miss Bizarre Slime
Well since we're autosaging now, it's best to get all this cancer out of our system before the thread dies.
How old is your imouto? Having something that's warm hug you feels a lot better than just cold loneliness that most of us have, and we're still trucking on although some are teetering more than others
Would you really want your waifu to go through that?
I for one welcome the short time the SUFFERING train was he, even if it couldn't stop for it's lack of brakes.
Morbid curiosity: conquered.
>Incest is only hot when it happens to someone else or in a medium in my opinion. The tension between us at times is unbearable.
Maybe it gets better when you cross the line.
Just don't initiate anything and don't stop her if she does.
i can't wait for the mantis girl to show up i'm also interested to see how she joins the group and even more so i'm interested to read what zerin up to
Looking through the loot bag you find two rings, but also something catches your eye, a pendant in the shape of a cat, but forgetting that for now you grab two rings and toss one to each of them. The Farmer tips his straw hat to you and goes to get a horse as Maybell stays.
As you calm the still living horse down the farmer comes and sets the second horse up.
He offers to help you get to Sorn in case more Goblins show up seeing your fists are in shambles. You take the offer and the pair rides with you.
"So whatchu doing with all this cargo?"
"Going to become a Trader like my old man."
"Ah fancy pants Businessman son going out on his own?"
"Something like that."
You notice Maybell looking at the ring you gave her. "Your farmhand seems to like the ring."
"Ain't my farmhand, she's my baby girl."
You're shocked to hear that the old man's daughter was this cow, he talks about meeting her mom 30 years ago after buying her off an abusive farm. After hearing that you wonder why Maybell is so interested in the ring. "She's never seen one like that. Doesn't know what to do with it."
You take the ring and put in on her finger, she stares at it and blinks. "You know my girl is still pure, and with those racks she'll be a bounty of a milker once she gets pregnant."
"Sorry, I'm not interested YET, I want some cash and to sample some of the...finer things in life."
"Ah looking for that special someone. I getcha. Well if you run on hard times My Maybell won't be going nowhere for a while."
Eventually you reach the city of Sorn. "Welp you should be able to make it on one horse now. We gotta head back. You be good now, git yerself a nice fat wallet."
and I'm stopping here for this thread, will post the second half in the next one
Honestly it does have a bit of a plot.
It's not THE plot, but it's quite good for ecchi.
I will protect her with all of my manly strength. I will never happen too her. Plus lolmonstergirlmagichealsall
how's it feel to have shit taste
>don't stop her if she does
We've kissed and the such.
She graduated highschool early. And I won't lie that it does feel good.
Centaurs dont have magic
And protecting her will only go so far. What if the two of you have been happily married for more than 10 years, and she breaks a leg. You would have to look her in the face before you shoot her
So what's the next best monster girl manga? I just caught up on Everyday Monster Slut, so i'm looking for one that's a little longer and no ugly centaurs.
>You take the ring and put in on her finger, she stares at it and blinks.
I'm surprised you didn't make a big deal out of that(yet?)
You're correct. She is ridiculously strong with a warlock's repertoire of abilities, but overall nerfed because of reasons (due to her own choices) that will come up when she appears.
About four chapters or so away until she shows up, then the rest of the volume is confronting her. Zerin's movements are not up for discussion.
What happened there is of huge importance to the story.
Neko Musume Michikusa Nikki
Translations beyond Chapter 22 never
>and the such.
Do I look like as if I can speak generic?
What the hell man, was she this close to you before the attempt? Your life seems a lot better than I thought it would be for you to throw it away
Like, made out kissed, or "oniichan, help me p-practice my kissing! But just in the lips! No tongue, that's eww!"
I need to know... For, uh, science?
>has the courage to tell spiderbutt how it is
>tells the other girls to learn some shame
>can make healthy food
>child bearing hips
>dresses like a woman with class
Unicorns have magic.
>no ugly centaurs.
Bitch say that to my face.
>Zerin's movements are not up for discussion.
that makes me uneasy.....
>>child bearing hips
On which part..
>Nee-sama seems down the next few days
>She's always used to be so energetic
>She even turns you down when you offer to have sex to make her feel better
>Ask her what's wrong and she always replies 'nothing'
>Mama succubus takes you aside
>Tells you it's time for 'the talk'
>Sudden understanding is thrust upon you
>Break up with dragon girl
>She doesn't take it well
>Leaves you hanging by your underwear from a flagpole
>Apologize to Nee-san
>Make love to her, real love not sex
>Interrupted by ex girlfriend threatening to burn down your house if you don't go out with her again.
>Mama opens door to Nee-san's room.
>Give you approving smile then cracks her knuckles and licks her lips
>Tells you kids to have fun, she'll take care of this
> waifu-grade beef right there
> her tits are literally dripping with anticipation
> lolnope gonna fuck me some skanks instead
You are the death of the West, you travelling heretical Jew merchant shit.
>both of them are on chapter 22
Yes but Cerea isn't a unicorn
Just DO IT FAGGOT.
After all if you think you might not be able to live with the guilt it's not like you are not determined to opt out.
>Succumilf dominating a dragon in bed.
>Bitch say that to my face.
I will turn your waifu to glue then glue your ass to your mouth with it.
>implying her granmother isn't a unicorn back home.
Anon, you talking shit. The more shit you talk about monster girls the longer it takes for them to become real. Bitch-ass.
Succumama is perfection.
Centaurs are fucking ugly and each one is an abomination of nature. Worst type of monster girl by far, and Cerea isn't made any better with her shitty personality.
>TFW between being a shitty colorfag and trying to self learn Nipponese, don't have time to write that Wight story I had been planning
You might like this
it's cute as fuck though
Why are the Jews such degenerates?
almost Everything but penetration. Closest was rubbing vagina on dick move for a few minutes.
The first time was when I tucked her into bed and when I went to kiss her forehead, she moved and locked lips.
I feel uncomfortable talking about this when shes sleeping right next to me. Fuck, I can't imagine if she woke up now.
>The more shit you talk about monster girls the longer it takes for them to become real
in that case my bad all you waifus are beatiful [/spoiler:lit]Even hourse girl
Just put it in her. She obviously wants it.
I'm a jew faggot, got a problem with me?
You fucking faggot, how can you even think about suicide when you're a "relationship?" like this. What the fuck was your reason for offing yourself in the first place, was it loneliness? Cause you sure got a lover now
Not with the faggot part. I am an openminded person.
Says you anon. She is not perfect, but I like her a lot. And thats all that matters.
>Rose a QT, Susan a QT, Chris a QT
And they all fuck each other like animals: http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Laven!Rose!20140203
bless you succumama
>Leaving your waifu to join the army
>Not having a waifu who would fight by your side
>Not staying to protect your waifu until the war is on your doorstep
>Not fleeing the conflict altogether and living in peace in the wilderness
I called you a faggot, sorry for my mistake, not native speaker you see.
>trying to kill yourself when you have a perfect relationship going
No wonder she's almost always with you.
Why the fuck are you trying to throw that shit away?!
I have not enjoyed more reading a series like this since Oblimo's. You really are writing a fantastic story.
But what about your daughter, you aren't going to bring her into war are you?
>The two of you decide to go camping one night.
>Take pot shots at squirrels, swim in the lake, the works
>That night, around the campfire
>Pull out a bottle of vodka you've been saving for tonight
>Take a swig and pass it to her. She's hesitant at first, but she takes it. Blushes when she takes a swig because indirect kissu
>Both of you are now drunk
>You pull out a harmonica and start playing
>It's a beautiful night tonight. the stars are shining and the moon is full
>Wolf Girl starts howling without reservation since she's drunk.
>The two of you laugh about it and try to play a tune together, your harmonica and her howling.
Military service and undiagnosed mental illness. Plus, has there ever been a successful relationship like this? I've never heard of one.
I want her to be happy and hopefully find someone better than a piece of shit like me. Someone that she can have children with. I guess adoption could be a choice but... I don't want to have a child where s/he knows that we are related.
You have the only acceptable 3DPD relationship and you want to kill yourself?
I hate and envy you with all my being.
What if I said something about how breaks make learning stuff easier.
Would you end up replying with "I spend those breaks coloring" ?
>I'm a jew faggot, got a problem with me?
As long as you recognise our true lord and saviour, no,
But I do... Frown emote
Sorry but jesus was just a random jew. He has no relevance to me at all.
She obviously wants you.
of course this is /a/ and it's probabyl all a lie
Why would you say something like she's too good for you?
Love will find a way.
And some people think this is better than writefaggotry.
I feel like being born into a succubus family would mean you'd be an instant sex-addict.
I don't know because the situation isn't that common. But I do know that you probably want to love her as much as she does you, why else would she have done all that stuff with you? Don't let this opportunity to pull you back slip away
>get medicated up to the gills if you haven't already, write a book about your SUFFERING, ??? Profit, become an in demand motivational speaker.
>bang your sister because you've got nothing to lose
>keep circling the drain becauAse you've still got nothing to lose.
I can't blame you anon, you're in a shit situation. If you can find some way to take control of it on your own terms, then maybe you should look into it.
>Plus, has there ever been a successful relationship like this?
Being a dude, you would be adopted anyway.
Fucking bloggers. Get off my porn thread. We are about tits and monsters here!
We imouto thread now, deal with it.
I think that's a cannon thing.
It is possible that you misunderstood the meaning of "true lord and saviour"
Don't worry. I'm sure a star will enlighten you
would you fuck your adopted daughter sphinx?
We're just getting it out of our system since the thread was autosaging I s-swear. At least I hope so..
How dare you do actual things.
Nah, good on you if you can spend your time constructively.
>you will never fight alongside a reformed succubus mage
You mean Illyas? You see, I have something against people who genocide for their own selfishness. You know, the gorillions and shit.
>TFW I can't unhear her speaking French since I started that stupid shit
>TFW you will never hear your Wight wife say something like "je t'aime, mon cherí... now... give it to me like one of your human girls"
Did someone say little girls?
Incest is only wrong because it 'might' end up with retarded and deformed children. With genetic screening and abortions, you never have to worry. Fuck, don't officially get married, have kids, screen the kids because there may be upward of 10% chance in worst case scenario of there being a problem. Live in the same house, live happily ever after.
Mfw the next thread descends into chaos after Attempted-Suicide-kun posts a time stamped image of him in bed with his imouto, and then after fucking her,
Does she have to be reformed?
I apologize. I meant to stop but people keep asking questions and it feels good to get it off my chest.
That could be a nice actual plan.
I guess the Westermarck effect (I think that's what it's called) helped the situation. I just care more about her than I do myself.
how awesome would it be to have 4 arms
I want to fall in love with a cute biker wolfgirl.
Life is so painful.
Maybe monsters invaded your town and transformed your mom and sister while you were away.
>Incest is only wrong because it 'might' end up with retarded and deformed children
Also in the pooper.
Really? I thought it was a for sure thing with the children. You've brightened my mood a bit, thanks man.
It would be easier to make the ORA ORA ORA
Yes. She wouldn't be in a Paladin's party with an evil alignment.
i like before better
I never keep my expectations at 4chan so high.
Portal to 2D universe popping to existance next to me due to my seer wizardry seems more plausible.
Nah, it usually takes a couple generations before inbreeding becomes apparent. So long as your kids don't fuck and have kids, you're all good.
Same. KC needs to draw more paladins and village girls. I like his designs.
>The thread discussing the ways of which you can commit incest without consequences
Never change, /a/
It's good to fill your time, especially if you're in constant pain, and creative outlets are pretty good for that stuff. If you're getting such catharsis out of an autosageing thread then maybe it'd be worth while to write a book about your experiences, you certainly seem to want to steer people aware from your path.
It's better than chewing pain medication and wondering what you're going to do with the restor the day when you're in too much pain to even look after yourself. Om nom nom nerve blockers and opiates, eh?
O-only if she insisted and if she would be emotionally hurt if I did not. ;_;
That's not reformed, she's too innocent for that
Look up the Hapsburgs if you're interested in what you might get if you don't screen the kids and for both your sakes and a kid who has to live with deformities or mental retardation abort them and try again.
She watches you fuck someone else while masturbating, and wishes you'd fuck her instead
What do you do?
But... I'm a wizard, not a Paladin.
Evil just means you're a selfish dickwad. Helping the paladin kill the evil wizard next door because the asshole won't keep his skeletons off your lawn and his dragon keeps getting loose and eating your minions is A-OK in a party.
Actually doing something or anything really. Unless coloring and learning moon were both a lie to procrastinate doing nothing.
You're damn right I would.
which type of imouto is the best
Obsesive but completely innocent imouto who wants to cuddle and play games and believes the stork brings the baby.
Domineering imouto who likes teasing you and making you touch her inappropriately while actually being really kind and sweet underneath.
I-I... honestly don't know...
I am a horrible parent! ; _ ;
Leave her with monstergirl mother-in-law.
> Parasite slime uses mind-broken flesh-doll as part lure, part cum-sleeve to snare men and milk the semen it needs to survive
I shouldn't find this monster as hot as I do
Haha I'm more looking forward to the possible shit storm than anything being delivered, if the guy doesn't have a mirror in his house he wouldn't take a photo, or he would because catharsis and anonymity.
It's really not as bad as the hysteria from the last century made it out to be, there was plenty of cousin and sibling lust in the ye olde days, plus nowadays we have screening, and there always the chance she digs anal.
Nothing like good ole oxymorphone, right? I figured since it was auto saging that blogging wouldn't be too bad.
Fuck, this thread is giving me bad ideas and confidence.
I actually do both when i'm not posting on here or sleeping, or at work.
There deredere bookworm imouto who can figure stuff out on her own but is more interest in books than boys.
First one. I prefer my imouto pure.
...¿Por que no las dos?
>Evil just means you're a selfish dickwad.
Don't want to sound edgy but what if I just find evil sexier and murderous good unappealing?
And eventually they become the same creature.
Best girl coming through, lookout.
Just fuck her. Think about her moaning your name as you hammer away at her tender snatch, sowing your seed inside of her to truly make her yours.
First one. I'm the teasing type so I'd be the loving onii-chan who teases his innocent imouto all the time.
I hid a blogging root post with recursive hiding on and had half the thread disappeared and now you say this out of nowhere. What is going on?
>Anons trying to help a fellow anon get his life back on track to happiness
>In part by trying to get him to fuck his sister.
Want an easy trick Mr. Bulletf/a/ce? Dig deep into that human empathy and imagine how happy your sister would be if you cheered up and also gave her the D.
Her being happy makes you happy. You being happy makes her happy.
Upward spiral of happy and sister fucking.
Is there a way I can take a photo and get rid of the data so I can't be traced back?
enjoy your formaldehyde fumes
time for purging
Don't confuse 2D and 3D anon. It rarely ends well.
flesh-puppet + inhuman blob-monster is hotter than symbiotic hivemind
Again good on you then. I spend too much of my time complaining to myself about how I'm bored.
That doesn't look like jello.
Better be careful man. Those half exposed nipples might add up to one total nipple and attract a ban.
This is horrible advice.
Sister fucking has consequences in RL. It's not going to be a one time thing.
How wonderful would it be to live in a country that actually prescribes Diamorphine(heroin) as a treatment?
I've been thinking finding opium to supplement the shitty job my tramadol and endone's doing. Severe disease + high tolerance to opiates = FUN TIMES FOR ALL.
Just start making decisions anon, if you sit around in a philosophical and mental stalemate you're just going to end up going back to the gun. Find a decent counsellor, someone you can talk to, and figure out what you can do. Or just figure it out on your lonesome, regardless, just start moving, or else your attempt's going to force sit around your neck like a dead albatross.
yes, sexy consequences.
>It's not going to be a one time thing.
I hope this is who I think it is
If playing paracocks games has taught me anything, it's that xwedodah worked fine for the zoroastrians for 2000 years.
Based on this unquestionable scientific evidence, anon is basically obligated to impregnate his sister.
>you will never fight alongside a reformed succubus mage
Joke's on you, buddy!
That could work, I guess?
Why does she have a dick?
Pretty sure imgur strips exif data too.
harry up! I ain't have all night.
>It's not going to be a one time thing.
Who wants a one time fuck rather than a real loving relationship
Dark slime is better. Dissolve a woman into a slime core and she becomes a new darkslime.
>It's not going to be a one time thing.
Exactly. She's clearly into him so he needs to consider the possibility that it's not just some dumb puppy love and she knows what she wants.
Bulletface needs to realize the effects of how he's acting on those that care for him and cut the crap. Then he needs to sit down and talk with his sister and see how far she's thought this through. If it's far enough engage the D and live happily ever after.
I have to admit the latter half of the blogshit posting with helping suicide anon was kinda fun, although I should go to other threads if I want something like that
It worked for oral hygiene bro.
I was just agreeing with that anon, I'm not bulletf/a/ce anon, but I might be getting a little hype.
Is it happening?