what would you do to my waifu /a/?
Cook various apple recipes and get drunk
you sick fucks.
Outsmart her in public to embarrass her.
[x]Touch Fluffy Tail
dump her and get a human wife who doesnt waste my money and can raise a fucking child so I pass my fucking genes on like I am supposed to
Shave her fluffy parts and stuff it to my pillow.
[x]Touch Slutty Tail
>Not Takaradas dosh.
>why are you handing me paper
>gold coins only fagt
Shave her tail so she looks like a weird rat.
Sell her to one of those earstern yurop abomination circus
And suddenly a currency change
Protect her smile.
And your smile.
And all your friends' smiles.
Make fun of her lolbertardian beliefs and then pelt her with studies that show the benefits of a narrower wealth gap.
Buy her loads of bread, honey and vodka.
not my waifu, and i still feel NTR'D for some reason. Bad feel bro.
There are two things you can do with a wolf goddess. Get drunk with her, okay one thing.
Same thing I'd do to all old hags. Turn them into lolis