So, I woke up this morning to hearing "LOCAL BOY IN HOSPITAL AFTER IMITATING CARTOON" on the radio. Apparently, this kid thought he was Gaara when he stuck his head in his sandbox and was then sent into a coma. The worst part was that this kid was in the fucking fifth grade. He wasn't a kindergartener, he was fucking eleven years old.
/a/, part of me feels sorry for the kid and his parents, but another part feels pissed that he didn't die, thus improving the gene pool slightly.
"HEY GUYS IM GARY OF THE SAND"
THIS IS WHY WE SUPRESS OUR POWER LEVEL GAIZ
Do not want to be associated with kids like this
I wonder how many kids will poke out their younger brothers eyes when they hear how to get the ultimate Sharingan?
YOU BEST BE FEELING SORRY FOR ME BITCH OR I'LL COME BACK FROM THE GRAVE AND MAKE YOU SUCK ON MY GHOSTLY SHOTA COCK.
I thought it was for survival.
I WANT TO PUT MY FACE INTO THE SANDBOX BUT NOO THERE ARE OTHER FAGGOTS LOOKING AT ME I MUST SUPPRESS THESE DESIRES
lol'd pretty hard
Why does everybody automatically assume it was Gaara? Could have been some other bizarre cartoon. And no, im not defending Naruto, but I don't believe they mentioned the series at all.
Said on the radio he was imitating "the popular cartoon Naruto."
cody of the sand
"They watch a cartoon where they were like sand masters or something and they can manipulate sand or something like that. They came up with the idea that if he were to do this then he would be able to be one of them,"
First thing I see after waking up.
I lol'd severely.
Natural selection at work, folks.
And another idiot bites the dust.
Shit, now we just need to get them to watch Shadow Star.
P..please guys, I..I don't won't to die. God, p..please let me live...please. I DON'T WANT TO SUCK NIGGER COCKS IN HELL LIKE JESUS
I'm waiting for this one.
Ah, I see. Being an eurofag I only read an article about it.
HAHAHA OH WOW
And thus is conclusive proof of how Shonen animes/mangas are crap. You never hear of people being injured/killed impersonating Sakura Kinomoto, Sae Sawanoguchi or Nanoha Takamachi. Or maybe those who watch Shoujo animes are generally more intelligent than moronic pre-teen moronic Shonenfanboys?
HE WAS AN HERO. ;_;
Why are you guys making fun of this poor kid? Think of his parents.
Fuck, that's right, we should make fun of his parents too!
new to 4chan huh
YOU FUCKERS HAVE MADE FUN OF ME FOR TOO LONG!!!
>Think of his parents.
They don't know how to raise a kid, evidently.
Uh, that's because girls are generally less violent? It has nothing to do with whether they like shounen or shoujo.
That's right, Light is a goddamn Jap.
Is that such a bad thing? I dunno.
Stupidity like this can possibly get anime banned in America.
What the fucking shit hell?
You're a retard and your stupidity is beyond believeable. First of, there's a lot of good shounen out there. Just because a few well known are shit does not make shounen bad as a whole. Second of, what people do in real life does not make something bad. You hear about movie fans doing retarded things all the time, but the movie might still be worth watching. Stop trying to make up reasons why shoujo is superior.
It's probably for the better.
IT'S THE SANDMASTAAAAAAA
hahaha, Oh wow.
Such a troll or the epitome of a newfag.
IT'S HIS FINAL FORM
Maybe he was trying to be like avatar. Let's blame this kids stupidity and lack of parental guidance on /co/.
I got brutally raped while trying to impersonate Sakura. True story.
Getting brutally raped only adds to the realism of your impersonation.
Needs more Persona 3.
only in amerikka
Ergo, Shoujo animes are SUPERIOR to Shonen crap.
whichever it is, /a/ wins
There are plenty of good shounen series.
>another part feels pissed that he didn't die
You do realize you're going to hell because of that, right?
Ergo, you're a giant faggot who's ruining some perfectly good lulz.
FUCK YOU GUYS, YOU'RE GOING TO BE SORRY YOU EVER PICKED ON ME WHEN I SUMMON MY PERSONA TO BEAT YOUR ASS!
Protip: You're a gigantic faggot.
Picture oh so releated.
>And another idiot bites the dust.
>bites the dust
I see what you did there. And I approve.
someone screen cap this thread
I visit 4chan. Something tells me they'll already have a throne waiting for me in Hell.
you can tell right there that this fag was totally retarded from the start
Hello, my name is Cody Porter. In a few moments I'll be sucking nigger cocks in hell.
my name is daniel an i like anime ^__^
I really love One PIece cause it's so funny and wild ^^ but it's really realistic to sumtimes. luffy is da best tho, so everyday i try to stretch out my arms and legs so I can be liek him. an I can almost do gomu gomu attaks so cool and sugoi (that's japanese for awesome) kbai.
night shift /a/ thread about this are more superior , anyone have screencaps ?
naruto is far fags
No, you can't.
Shit got archived.
Trying far too hard.
0/10 see you fall semester mike.
Go Back to /b/
No, you gb2/your mother's unwashed cunt.
i lol'd and I have no idea why
Sorry, but what retard uses the fail of a contraction that is "ur"? gb2/gaia/, faggot.
Here I come to save the day!
ahahaha the hell
NARUTOFAGS AND SAND NIGGERATES
You people are terrible
lol at how bad /a/ is at this hour.
GAARA OF THE FUCK
is he dead
WOW A TRUE SAND NIGGER
sooooo anyone have a link to night time's archived thread?
this whole situation is absurd. how could a kid be THAT stupid?!!
Eat nigger cock in hell
No op he isn't to be blamed it is shitty anime like naruto that is killing our youth.
THE KID IS TO BLAME YOU FUCKING ONE PIECEFAG
Its good that american children are dying for being sand niggers
i say a vore art of him
I will celebrate his death.
They should just make a Persona animu with the headshot scenes, might as well purge the country.
And no, I'm not talking about P:TS animu.
omg so cool
He deserves it for watching and or reading Naruto
ITT butthurt Naruto newfags who still can't accept that their fandom is shit.
and yours isnt
most fandoms are shit, but they don't come close to the black hole of shit that is the naruto fanbase
Lurk moar, newfag. And stop indulging in your fagtastic 'lol ninja shonen'. It's shitting up the place.
your thinging about lucky sars
1/10 - And I don't even like Lucky Star myself. Obvious troll is obvious.
NO YOUR FANDOM IS GAY
Well, what can I say? That\'s america for you.
There are no good shounen series. Only Shoujo & 'Shoujo-nen' series. Pic very related.
Fucking daytime /a/, fucking spring break.
BAAAAWWWWW-- No, wait, I meant to say GTFO.
Nanoha StrikerS is just as bad as any cheap shounen.
OBVIOUSFAG IS OBVIOUS
Yotsuba&! and Azumanga Daioh are shounen.
This is like saying there's no such thing as a kids show because kids aren't a genre.
Except Nanoha StrikerS has mostly FEMALE characters. Which makes it Shoujo-nen. And therefore SUPERIOR.
Also, you are a faggot.
WELCOME TO 4CHAN NEWFAG
This is like saying that there are a lot of series for boys that aren't your stereotypical shonan fightan animu.
I got it
>Nanoha StrikerS has mostly FEMALE characters. Which makes it Shoujo-nen. And therefore SUPERIOR.
>mostly FEMALE characters. Which makes it Shoujo-nen. And therefore SUPERIOR.
>mostly FEMALE characters
A strange 'faggot' I must be then, if I prefer FEMALE characters.
>not stereotypical shonen
There is a difference here
I feel worst for the kid because he probaby has crappy parents
Since when is Nanoha shoujo? Shoujo/Shonen refers to the audience, and in this case, Nanoha is full of little naked girls and later naked MILFs. Lawl yeah this is TOTALLY MEANT FOR WIMMINZ TO WATCH.
i really enjoying this thread on night shift /a/
but wtf with this thread , seriously
from hence this day this kid shall be known as Garatard of the sand
>aren't your stereotypical shonan fightan animu.
Yes. It's called Ikkitousen. With mostly FEMALE characters. Thus making it Shoujo-nen And therefore is SUPERIOR to ANY Shonen fighting series.
CIRNO IS GOD
REALLY! I feel bad for the parents for being American and having a fucktard for a son
How is it superior? It's just as bad. It has a shitty storyline, generic characters, and shitty fucking mindless fights about DA PUNCHAN and DA KICKAN. It appears you only like series with loads of mindless fanservice.
tl;dr your shonen sucks as much as theirs
With no real life Chiyo-baa to save him, looks like it will be a dead end
I'd be very happy if teenage girls felt compelled to imitate series like Ikki Tousen, e.g. tear their shirts and skirts to shreds and prance around in nothing but their underwear while doing high kicks.
Wouldn't you also be happy about that?
This is why we have to introduce Kaiji to the younger generation. I want to see some idiot kids playing E-card with drills.
Go BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW some more for me, faggots. Because that's all you can do.
count to 10
You asked for it.
Ah, but unlike your crappy Yuk Yuk Hakushit, Naruturd & Dragonbollocks, Ikkitousen has HOT babes, and has loads of pantyshots & T&A.
Get Studio Fantasia to redo Yuk Yuk Hakushit, Naruturd & Dragonbollocks, then get back to me.
Genretic random insult
The 1ft. tall brick wall
BAD END FOR LITTLE TIMY FOR BEING A SAND NIGGER
So much fail in this thread.
But unlike you, I just go straight for the porn instead of all the cocktease bullshit in fightan series. That way I get to stay COMPLETELY out of that shit and still be satisfied. Retard.
>I'd be very happy if teenage girls felt compelled to imitate series like Ikki Tousen, e.g. tear their shirts and skirts to shreds and prance around in nothing but their underwear while doing high kicks.
Stop it, you're turning me on.
Theonly fail in this thread is you & the other BAAAAAWWWWWWing faggots.
Suck it up.
Underage b& alert.
>The family of a Codey Porter says the TV cartoon "Narutu" gave him and his friends the idea of burying him head first. They thought he was joking Saturday when he struggled.
>Our friends at KOMO/TV are reporting that the cartoon is this anime feature called Naruto Sand Ninjas.
Why is this thread so /b/?
immah chinese looking for some anime fun
sagers are /b/fags
danm it /a/ where's the night shift edition of this thread?
Because of mailto:email@example.com.
No, he was not imitating Naruto. He was imitating Ostriches.
BAN ALL OSTRICHES FROM CHILDREN. They must be removed from Zoos immediately! How dare these filth peddlers like National Geographic and the Discovery Channel peddle these mindless things, these giant ugly bird wannabees to our impressionable children? They should be ashamed of themselves and frankly I am irritated that it took a tragedy of this nature to occur before the issue was raised. How DARE they teach my children about these filthy stupid animals!
Ostriches are a detriment to society at large and they SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM IT!
And turned into hamburgers
/b/ for boi
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OH MICKIE JAMES YUR SO FINE
LIKE SAGE YOURSELF SHEMALE KAGAMI
I RULE /a/
I can only thank God, I wasn't born so stupid. I'm not to say I'm not without any sympathy, but COME ON.
Why not ban all creative television? Because if there's something that isn't really, there's going to be someone who can't tell the difference and someone who'll try it and die in the process.
Hopefully, they won't keel over and suck cock when the parents come to blame them.
most parents only care about sueing and making money than their children
thats one ugly mommfo