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So, I woke up this morning to hearing "LOCAL BOY IN HOSPITAL AFTER IMITATING CARTOON" on the radio. Apparently, this kid thought he was Gaara when he stuck his head in his sandbox and was then sent into a coma. The worst part was that this kid was in the fucking fifth grade. He wasn't a kindergartener, he was fucking eleven years old.

/a/, part of me feels sorry for the kid and his parents, but another part feels pissed that he didn't die, thus improving the gene pool slightly.
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"HEY GUYS IM GARY OF THE SAND"
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THIS IS WHY WE SUPRESS OUR POWER LEVEL GAIZ

Do not want to be associated with kids like this
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I wonder how many kids will poke out their younger brothers eyes when they hear how to get the ultimate Sharingan?
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YOU BEST BE FEELING SORRY FOR ME BITCH OR I'LL COME BACK FROM THE GRAVE AND MAKE YOU SUCK ON MY GHOSTLY SHOTA COCK.
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>>10146821
I thought it was for survival.

I WANT TO PUT MY FACE INTO THE SANDBOX BUT NOO THERE ARE OTHER FAGGOTS LOOKING AT ME I MUST SUPPRESS THESE DESIRES
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lol'd pretty hard
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Why does everybody automatically assume it was Gaara? Could have been some other bizarre cartoon. And no, im not defending Naruto, but I don't believe they mentioned the series at all.
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>>10146839
Said on the radio he was imitating "the popular cartoon Naruto."
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cody of the sand
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"They watch a cartoon where they were like sand masters or something and they can manipulate sand or something like that. They came up with the idea that if he were to do this then he would be able to be one of them,"
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>>10146812
First thing I see after waking up.
I lol'd severely.
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Natural selection at work, folks.
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>>10146828
fuck lol
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And another idiot bites the dust.
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Shit, now we just need to get them to watch Shadow Star.
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P..please guys, I..I don't won't to die. God, p..please let me live...please. I DON'T WANT TO SUCK NIGGER COCKS IN HELL LIKE JESUS
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>>10146829
I'm waiting for this one.
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>>10146846

Ah, I see. Being an eurofag I only read an article about it.
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>>10146865
HAHAHA OH WOW
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>>10146812

And thus is conclusive proof of how Shonen animes/mangas are crap. You never hear of people being injured/killed impersonating Sakura Kinomoto, Sae Sawanoguchi or Nanoha Takamachi. Or maybe those who watch Shoujo animes are generally more intelligent than moronic pre-teen moronic Shonenfanboys?

QED.
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HE WAS AN HERO. ;_;
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Why are you guys making fun of this poor kid? Think of his parents.
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>>10146890
Fuck, that's right, we should make fun of his parents too!
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>>10146890
new to 4chan huh
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YOU FUCKERS HAVE MADE FUN OF ME FOR TOO LONG!!!
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>>10146890
>Think of his parents.

They don't know how to raise a kid, evidently.
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>>10146887
Uh, that's because girls are generally less violent? It has nothing to do with whether they like shounen or shoujo.
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>>10146905
oshi-
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>>10146905
HUUUUUUUUAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>10146865

SUPERIOR
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>>10146913
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>10146912
>jap.jpg
That's right, Light is a goddamn Jap.
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>>10146918

Is that such a bad thing? I dunno.
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>>10146917
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Stupidity like this can possibly get anime banned in America.
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>>10146924
THERE!!!

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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>>10146930
What the fucking shit hell?
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>>10146887

You're a retard and your stupidity is beyond believeable. First of, there's a lot of good shounen out there. Just because a few well known are shit does not make shounen bad as a whole. Second of, what people do in real life does not make something bad. You hear about movie fans doing retarded things all the time, but the movie might still be worth watching. Stop trying to make up reasons why shoujo is superior.
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>>10146925
It's probably for the better.
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>>10146935

IT'S THE SANDMASTAAAAAAA
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>>10146924
hahaha, Oh wow.
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>>10146887
Such a troll or the epitome of a newfag.
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>>10146930
IT'S HIS FINAL FORM
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>>10146930
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GUYS WAIT!

Maybe he was trying to be like avatar. Let's blame this kids stupidity and lack of parental guidance on /co/.
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>>10146887
>Sakura Kinomoto

I got brutally raped while trying to impersonate Sakura. True story.
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>>10146969
Getting brutally raped only adds to the realism of your impersonation.
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Needs more Persona 3.
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only in amerikka
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>>10146908

Ergo, Shoujo animes are SUPERIOR to Shonen crap.

QED.
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>>10146968

whichever it is, /a/ wins
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>>10146980
There are plenty of good shounen series.
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>>10146812
>another part feels pissed that he didn't die

You do realize you're going to hell because of that, right?
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>>10146980

Ergo, you're a giant faggot who's ruining some perfectly good lulz.

QED
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>>10146982
I LOLD
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>>10146976
FUCK YOU GUYS, YOU'RE GOING TO BE SORRY YOU EVER PICKED ON ME WHEN I SUMMON MY PERSONA TO BEAT YOUR ASS!
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>>10146976
i lol'd
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>>10146993
Oh lawd...
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>>10146980

Protip: You're a gigantic faggot.

Picture oh so releated.
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>>10146864
>And another idiot bites the dust.
>bites the dust

I see what you did there. And I approve.
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Sup
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someone screen cap this thread
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>>10146993
I visit 4chan. Something tells me they'll already have a throne waiting for me in Hell.
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>>10146828
you can tell right there that this fag was totally retarded from the start
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omg linkz!?!?!
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Hello, my name is Cody Porter. In a few moments I'll be sucking nigger cocks in hell.
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HAI GUYS!!!1
my name is daniel an i like anime ^__^
I really love One PIece cause it's so funny and wild ^^ but it's really realistic to sumtimes. luffy is da best tho, so everyday i try to stretch out my arms and legs so I can be liek him. an I can almost do gomu gomu attaks so cool and sugoi (that's japanese for awesome) kbai.
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>>10147022

night shift /a/ thread about this are more superior , anyone have screencaps ?
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>>10146812
naruto is far fags
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>>10147030

No, you can't.
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>>10147049
Shit got archived.
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>>10147047
Trying far too hard.

0/10 see you fall semester mike.
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archive please.
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>>10147042

Go Back to /b/
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>>10147070
No, you gb2/your mother's unwashed cunt.
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>>10147042
i lol'd and I have no idea why
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>>10147084
ur retarded
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>>10147113
Sorry, but what retard uses the fail of a contraction that is "ur"? gb2/gaia/, faggot.
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>>10147063
link?
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>>10147137
5/10
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Here I come to save the day!
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>>10146930
ahahaha the hell
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>>10147150

Pretty accurate.
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>>10146812
SAND NIGGER
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NARUTOFAGS AND SAND NIGGERATES
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>>10146976
http://cgi.4chan.org/f/src/Persona3Intro.swf
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You people are terrible
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>>10147113
>>10147084
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lol at how bad /a/ is at this hour.
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>>10146812
GAARA OF THE FUCK
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>>10147080
is he dead
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I lol'd
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>>10146812
WOW A TRUE SAND NIGGER
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sooooo anyone have a link to night time's archived thread?
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news link?
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this whole situation is absurd. how could a kid be THAT stupid?!!
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>>10146828
Eat nigger cock in hell
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No op he isn't to be blamed it is shitty anime like naruto that is killing our youth.
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>>10147366
THE KID IS TO BLAME YOU FUCKING ONE PIECEFAG
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>>10147366
Its good that american children are dying for being sand niggers
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>>10146812
i say a vore art of him
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I will celebrate his death.
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They should just make a Persona animu with the headshot scenes, might as well purge the country.


And no, I'm not talking about P:TS animu.
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>>10147377
omg so cool
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He deserves it for watching and or reading Naruto
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>>10147377
ITT butthurt Naruto newfags who still can't accept that their fandom is shit.
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news link?
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>>10147484
and yours isnt
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most fandoms are shit, but they don't come close to the black hole of shit that is the naruto fanbase
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>>10147555
Lurk moar, newfag. And stop indulging in your fagtastic 'lol ninja shonen'. It's shitting up the place.
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>>10147586
your thinging about lucky sars
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>>10147593
1/10 - And I don't even like Lucky Star myself. Obvious troll is obvious.
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>>10147586
NO YOUR FANDOM IS GAY
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Well, what can I say? That\'s america for you.
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>>10146991

There are no good shounen series. Only Shoujo & 'Shoujo-nen' series. Pic very related.
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Fucking daytime /a/, fucking spring break.
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>>10147628
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>>10147593
>>10147620
BAAAAWWWWW-- No, wait, I meant to say GTFO.
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>>10147628
Nanoha StrikerS is just as bad as any cheap shounen.
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>>10147602
OBVIOUSFAG IS OBVIOUS
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>>10147628
Yotsuba&! and Azumanga Daioh are shounen.
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>>10147631
This is like saying there's no such thing as a kids show because kids aren't a genre.
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>>10147644

Except Nanoha StrikerS has mostly FEMALE characters. Which makes it Shoujo-nen. And therefore SUPERIOR.
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>>10147667
Not really.
Also, you are a faggot.
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>>10146890
WELCOME TO 4CHAN NEWFAG
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>>10147660
This is like saying that there are a lot of series for boys that aren't your stereotypical shonan fightan animu.
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>>10147022
I got it
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>>10147674

>faggot

>Nanoha StrikerS has mostly FEMALE characters. Which makes it Shoujo-nen. And therefore SUPERIOR.
>mostly FEMALE characters. Which makes it Shoujo-nen. And therefore SUPERIOR.
>mostly FEMALE characters
>FEMALE

A strange 'faggot' I must be then, if I prefer FEMALE characters.
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>>10147687
>not stereotypical shonen
>not shonen
There is a difference here
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>>10146982
HURRAY DEAD
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>>10146890
I feel worst for the kid because he probaby has crappy parents
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>>10147638
HERRO GIGANTICFAG
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Since when is Nanoha shoujo? Shoujo/Shonen refers to the audience, and in this case, Nanoha is full of little naked girls and later naked MILFs. Lawl yeah this is TOTALLY MEANT FOR WIMMINZ TO WATCH.
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newfag here

i really enjoying this thread on night shift /a/
but wtf with this thread , seriously
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>>10146812
from hence this day this kid shall be known as Garatard of the sand
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>>10147687

>aren't your stereotypical shonan fightan animu.

Yes. It's called Ikkitousen. With mostly FEMALE characters. Thus making it Shoujo-nen And therefore is SUPERIOR to ANY Shonen fighting series.
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>>10147674
CIRNO IS GOD
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>>10147720
REALLY! I feel bad for the parents for being American and having a fucktard for a son
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>>10147754

How is it superior? It's just as bad. It has a shitty storyline, generic characters, and shitty fucking mindless fights about DA PUNCHAN and DA KICKAN. It appears you only like series with loads of mindless fanservice.

tl;dr your shonen sucks as much as theirs
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>>10147797
yaooooi
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>>10146829
With no real life Chiyo-baa to save him, looks like it will be a dead end
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>>10147797
I'd be very happy if teenage girls felt compelled to imitate series like Ikki Tousen, e.g. tear their shirts and skirts to shreds and prance around in nothing but their underwear while doing high kicks.

Wouldn't you also be happy about that?
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This is why we have to introduce Kaiji to the younger generation. I want to see some idiot kids playing E-card with drills.
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>>10147630
>>10147631
>>10147644
>>10147654
>>10147660
>>10147674
>>10147714
>>10147732

Go BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW some more for me, faggots. Because that's all you can do.
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count to 10
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>>10147839
You asked for it.

DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
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>>10147797

Ah, but unlike your crappy Yuk Yuk Hakushit, Naruturd & Dragonbollocks, Ikkitousen has HOT babes, and has loads of pantyshots & T&A.

Get Studio Fantasia to redo Yuk Yuk Hakushit, Naruturd & Dragonbollocks, then get back to me.
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>>10146876
TOUGH SHIT!
Genretic random insult
The 1ft. tall brick wall
LOGGED
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>>10147813
BAD END FOR LITTLE TIMY FOR BEING A SAND NIGGER
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So much fail in this thread.
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>>10147886

But unlike you, I just go straight for the porn instead of all the cocktease bullshit in fightan series. That way I get to stay COMPLETELY out of that shit and still be satisfied. Retard.
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>>10147816

>I'd be very happy if teenage girls felt compelled to imitate series like Ikki Tousen, e.g. tear their shirts and skirts to shreds and prance around in nothing but their underwear while doing high kicks.

Stop it, you're turning me on.
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>>10147932
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THIS THREAD
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>>10147932
>>10147955

Theonly fail in this thread is you & the other BAAAAAWWWWWWing faggots.

Suck it up.
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>>10147816

i wish.
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>>10147994
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>>10148011

*ignores*
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>>10147979
REPORTED
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>>10148018
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http://angelchira.deviantart.com/art/Way-Too-Late-63350881
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>>10148018
Underage b& alert.
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>>10148049

*ignores*
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http://www.montanasnewsstation.com/Global/story.asp?S=7991029&nav=menu227_8
>The family of a Codey Porter says the TV cartoon "Narutu" gave him and his friends the idea of burying him head first. They thought he was joking Saturday when he struggled.
>Naratu
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http://extra.examiner.com/linker/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblog%2Eseattlepi%2Enwsource%2Ecom%2Fthebigblog%2F
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>Our friends at KOMO/TV are reporting that the cartoon is this anime feature called Naruto Sand Ninjas.
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Why is this thread so /b/?
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>>10148078
REPORTED
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immah chinese looking for some anime fun
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>>10148129
sagers are /b/fags
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danm it /a/ where's the night shift edition of this thread?
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>>10148129
Because of mailto:annastasia_zaoldyeck@yahoo.com.
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No, he was not imitating Naruto. He was imitating Ostriches.

BAN ALL OSTRICHES FROM CHILDREN. They must be removed from Zoos immediately! How dare these filth peddlers like National Geographic and the Discovery Channel peddle these mindless things, these giant ugly bird wannabees to our impressionable children? They should be ashamed of themselves and frankly I am irritated that it took a tragedy of this nature to occur before the issue was raised. How DARE they teach my children about these filthy stupid animals!

Ostriches are a detriment to society at large and they SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM IT!
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>>10148172
And turned into hamburgers
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>>10148129
/b/ for boi
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>>10148185
OMG 1'M LYK3 FAM0U5
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OH MICKIE JAMES YUR SO FINE
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>>10148185
LIKE SAGE YOURSELF SHEMALE KAGAMI
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I RULE /a/
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b00b5
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I can only thank God, I wasn't born so stupid. I'm not to say I'm not without any sympathy, but COME ON.

Why not ban all creative television? Because if there's something that isn't really, there's going to be someone who can't tell the difference and someone who'll try it and die in the process.

Hopefully, they won't keel over and suck cock when the parents come to blame them.
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>>10146812
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saggers
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...
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>>10148426
most parents only care about sueing and making money than their children
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>>10146828
thats one ugly mommfo



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