Walk in see this, what do?
please make a more original thread
We should have more threads like this, I never see them on /a/
enough lewd shit, britfag. isn't it tea time over there or something?
Watch a not shit anime instead.
What am I walking into?
close the door while apologizing.
Ask her if she requires assistance
Where's the leak, ma'am?
Face first into Hanekawa's titties.
Run as fast as I can and jump, hoping that I can get my dick between her boobs before she has time to react.
As usual, thank based God.
Why are you already naked?
If you've got a girl with tits like that walking around, why wouldn't you be naked?
>not being naked all the time
I shed my clothes whenever I'm around 2D characters.
Even in front of your waifu? Thats shameful anon show some restraint.
My body is as pure as my love.
It's okay anon, my waifu is a stalker so she's already seen me at my worst.
Touch fluffy ears
in my fantasy I rape the fuck out of cathoe.
Hard fuck. No lube. No condoms. No foreplay.
you fucking monster
The hell are you going on about?
Politely apologize and leave. It's only the right thing to do.
>Hard fuck. No lube. No condoms. No foreplay.
You mean theres anything oter thab that?
spit spat pish posh buck teeth n all that.
For a second I think I am in the wrong house, then glance around and see that I am not. I then wonder why a girl is getting undressed in my bedroom, taking her clothes off at the exact time that I walk in.
I then figure she must be some kinda of pervert who wants me to watch. So I close my door and sit on the bed and wait for her to continue.
Call her a whore and tell her to get out of my one room apartment.
Strange bra that is.
It's not of the highest quality, but it's whatever she can afford son.
Bras are for squares.
Turn around, walk away and close the door as quickly as possible
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>implying any threads are original these days
I make my purchase
Oh. Didn't know there's a dress code
And start stripping
I cry, because she has no place in her house, and tragically had to change her cloths' in a complete stranger's apartment.
Then we have sex.
>Then we have sex.
I quickly pounce her and tickle her belly, in the confusing she gets stuck in her shirt with her arms raised, I proceed to tickle her so hard she pissed herself
I don't really see any other choice man, it's sad but she's gotta pay the penalty
monkey a best
puke like there`s no tomorrow, those fat bags are disgusting.
Your taste is superb, but slightly off:
Vampire>Kaiki>Crab>Snail>Cat>Phoenix>Bee>>>>Monkey>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Snake a shit
No love for snake here, eh
i'm not into crazy chicks
I don't think Monogatari has a chick that you can say isn't crazy.
I would go and get my beautiful Kasumi santoku and give her an emergency mastectomy.
Anal. Anal. And titfuck.
Stop talking of my beloved Hanekawa as if she was some kind of whore you damn, you, swine.
>pay the penalty
Leave and resume searching for Best Girl
Sucking her tits until she kills me.
Friendly reminder that Araragi was too chicken to massage those exquisite melons, even after embarrassing the poor girl. And she calls him out on it.
Oh no it's this thread again.
How does one hide such a perfect body in a school uniform? She even has tone in the midsection. She's got meat to her bones, no lie, but no too much excess. And hips that could kill a man. If she wears her striped hair down and grows it long, and starts wearing more jeans like she did in episode 5, what man could resist her?
What are you, casual?
Go back to /v/ please.
Kanbaru is objectively the best girl. You can't prove me wrong.
I've been defeated. You win anon