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Walk in see this, what do?
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please make a more original thread
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We should have more threads like this, I never see them on /a/
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enough lewd shit, britfag. isn't it tea time over there or something?
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>>101464367
Watch a not shit anime instead.
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>>101464420
No
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What am I walking into?
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>>101464367
close the door while apologizing.
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>>101464367
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Ask her if she requires assistance
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>>101464367
Where's the leak, ma'am?
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>>101464537
Face first into Hanekawa's titties.
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Run as fast as I can and jump, hoping that I can get my dick between her boobs before she has time to react.
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>>101464367
As usual, thank based God.
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>>101464716
Why are you already naked?
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>>101464901
If you've got a girl with tits like that walking around, why wouldn't you be naked?
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Tease her.

>>101464901
>not being naked all the time
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>>101464901
I shed my clothes whenever I'm around 2D characters.
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>>101464959
Even in front of your waifu? Thats shameful anon show some restraint.
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>>101465038
My body is as pure as my love.
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>>101465038
It's okay anon, my waifu is a stalker so she's already seen me at my worst.
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Touch fluffy ears
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>>101464367
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>>101464576

realistically this.

BUT

in my fantasy I rape the fuck out of cathoe.
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>>101464367
Hard fuck. No lube. No condoms. No foreplay.
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>>101465178
you fucking monster
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>>101464489
The hell are you going on about?
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Politely apologize and leave. It's only the right thing to do.
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>>101465178
>Hard fuck. No lube. No condoms. No foreplay.
Final Destination.
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>>101464598
DEEP SUBTEXT
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>>101465100
You mean theres anything oter thab that?
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>>101465178
Explain further.
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>>101464489
spit spat pish posh buck teeth n all that.
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>>101464367
For a second I think I am in the wrong house, then glance around and see that I am not. I then wonder why a girl is getting undressed in my bedroom, taking her clothes off at the exact time that I walk in.

I then figure she must be some kinda of pervert who wants me to watch. So I close my door and sit on the bed and wait for her to continue.
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>>101464367
Call her a whore and tell her to get out of my one room apartment.
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>>101465178
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>101464367

Strange bra that is.
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>>101465908
It's not of the highest quality, but it's whatever she can afford son.
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>>101465908
Bras are for squares.
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>>101464367
Turn around, walk away and close the door as quickly as possible
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>>101464367
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
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>>101464420
>implying any threads are original these days
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I make my purchase
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Oh. Didn't know there's a dress code
And start stripping
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I cry, because she has no place in her house, and tragically had to change her cloths' in a complete stranger's apartment.

Then we have sex.
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>>101464367
genuflect
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>>101469183
>Then we have sex.

While crying?
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>>101464367
I quickly pounce her and tickle her belly, in the confusing she gets stuck in her shirt with her arms raised, I proceed to tickle her so hard she pissed herself
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>>101469248
I don't really see any other choice man, it's sad but she's gotta pay the penalty
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monkey a best
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>>101469354
vampire>kaiki>crab>bee=cat>snail>phoenix>>>>>monkeh>>>>snake
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>>101464367
puke like there`s no tomorrow, those fat bags are disgusting.
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>>101464367
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>>101469513
Your taste is superb, but slightly off:
Vampire>Kaiki>Crab>Snail>Cat>Phoenix>Bee>>>>Monkey>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Snake a shit
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>>101469513
No love for snake here, eh
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>>101469696
i'm not into crazy chicks
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>>101469734
I don't think Monogatari has a chick that you can say isn't crazy.
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>>101469734
Pfft
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>>101464367
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>>101464367
I would go and get my beautiful Kasumi santoku and give her an emergency mastectomy.
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Anal. Anal. And titfuck.
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>>101464367
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>>101467646
Stop talking of my beloved Hanekawa as if she was some kind of whore you damn, you, swine.

>>101469347
>pay the penalty
Stop.
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Leave and resume searching for Best Girl
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>>101469354
My niggaa
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Sucking her tits until she kills me.
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>>101464367

Friendly reminder that Araragi was too chicken to massage those exquisite melons, even after embarrassing the poor girl. And she calls him out on it.

Best girl.
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>>101470782
TRAITOR
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>>101464367
Oh no it's this thread again.
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>>101464367

How does one hide such a perfect body in a school uniform? She even has tone in the midsection. She's got meat to her bones, no lie, but no too much excess. And hips that could kill a man. If she wears her striped hair down and grows it long, and starts wearing more jeans like she did in episode 5, what man could resist her?
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>>101464496
What are you, casual?
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>>101464367
mai waifu.
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fuck anus
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>>101476836
Go back to /v/ please.
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>>101475921
Kanbaru is objectively the best girl. You can't prove me wrong.
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>>101479758
Annoying lesbo.
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>>101479991
I've been defeated. You win anon
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>>101480305
Hoo-ray.
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>>101464367
Sumimasen.



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