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>finally get myself to watch EoE
>first minute
>this

just what the fuck?
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best movie
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
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>>101454945
He's so fucked up.
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>Cums in his hand instead of Asuka's tits.
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>>101456133
>cumming in somebody's tits
Your fetishes and mine are not a perfect match.
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>>101456261
It would be easier to clean up immediately after without looking suspicious than cumming in some other place.
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>>101454887
>not using asuka's dead like hands

what a fag
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>not cumming on her face and leave it like that while you go home
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>>101454887
>Not cumming inside her mouth.

baka shinji.
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>Not slapping his dick on Asuka's face.
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>>101454907
Followed by 3.0
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>>101456537
>>101456521
>>101456384
>>101456133
>>101456566
>Not quickly shoving your dick in her when you feel you're close, and trusting you are dick in and cumming inside her snatch
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>>101454887
He could have made himself a titjob, what a fucking fag.
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>>101456261
>cumming in somebody's tits
>cumming in tits
>in tits
>in
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>>101456577
But that would be rape /a/non.
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>>101456608
That's the point, anon.

I'm happy you found it.
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>>101456643
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
That's how I justified it doing it to my passed out drunk sister. She took a pregnancy test a week after and it was positive. I had the scare of my life, luckily she didn't keep it.
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>>101456704
Unfotunately Shinji isn't that manly.
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>>101456704

welp
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>>101456704
is she hot?
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Asuka isn't even hot

He should be fapping to Misato
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>>101457096
She's average, but I consider her good looking.
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>>101456704
Wow, are you serious bro? Do you still feel the guilt hovering over you, or has it washed away?
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If you printed out every single "I just watched EoE and what the fuck" thread created on /a/, you would destroy the rainforest.
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>>101457121
Yeah this

She pass out every night in the room next to Shinji's

Fuck I bet she would even do him a handjob if he asked nicely
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>>101454887
that is not shinji's hand OP, guess who
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>>101457159
I seriously don't get why, I only remember laughing with this scene and "tumbling down", motherfucking EoE was hilarious.
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>>101457142
I don't feel guilty since I can't go back and change it anyway, but I do know that that was some stupid shit.
But I'd probably do it again if I got the chance.
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>>101456608
Tag: Nipplefuck
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Would you cry if Shinji died in 4.0?

Be honest.
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>>101454887
Carry on, faggot.
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>>101457302
Yeah, I would actually. Poor kid has to go through all that bullshit, only to fucking die at the end?
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I forgot after all this years, was she only pretending to be in coma and was actually paying attention to him fapping it, or did she only found out when they merged in tang?
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>>101457302
no.
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Am I a faggot for wanting to buy an EoE poster?
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>>101457380
I have this 1.0 poster in my room. It's pretty cool.
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>>101457348
Latter, probably.
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>>101457348
She knows, it was implied it was not the only time.
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>>101457348
I always thought she found out during instrumentality.
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>>101457416
That's pretty neat
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>>101457416
I'm thinking of getting the 2.0 one without Mari.
Do you have the 2.0 one?

I have this on my wall.
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Anyone got that cut out from a magazine about unit 07 that's piloted by some pseudo-kensuke?
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>>101457502
That's really nice.
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>>101457502
I don't unfortunately. That's a great piece, Sadamoto did a lot of nice stuff back when the Eva manga was still on going. I used to have this on my wall, but I ended up taking it down.
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>>101456704
why'd she take the test if she didn't suspect anything?
was she already sleeping with someone?
were you getting sloppy seconds on your drunk sister?
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The first time I saw EoE I thought that was glue or some shit holding on those suction cups.

Yeah, I'm not a smart man. I just didn't think shinji would be able to finish in .2 seconds.
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Since this is a newfag thread.
Which sub group should I avoid /a/?
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>>101457380
Nah you would have some good taste unlike all those fags buying bright pink, painfully colourful moeblob posters.
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>>101457736
just watch the Eva dub. I realy prefer Dub Asuka
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its mayonnaise
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>>101457736
Everything that isn't deadfish.
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>>101457883
Already watched NGE, I was talking about subs in general.
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>>101457883
Misato's voice in the dub gives me a massive erection
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>>101457924
Hi deadfish.
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>>101457416
I was about to get that poster, but it had worst girl on it
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bad attempt at being edgy instead of adding something meaningful
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>>101458151
>edgy

Fuck off back to /v/.
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>>101458179
How would you know that's a /v/ thing if you aren't browsing /v/ yourself?
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So, the last scene. I was wondering, is everyone else going to reform, or were Shinji and Asuka the only ones?
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>>101458528
Fuck knows.
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Where the fuck did the angels that atacked them come from?
They are going for adam, but how did they start existing?
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Sorry, had dinner.

>>101457649
>Because she had been feeling ill and my aunt and mom told her she had some of the pregnancy symptoms.
>She was 24. Probably had a fuck buddy I didn't know of. I know she broke up with her old boyfriend some weeks (3 tot 6 I think) prior.
>Probably not but I might. She was passed out drunk from drinking too much at my closed-circle graduation celebration. Mind you: she only got real drunk until only us and one of her friends were still there. That was the only time I did that.
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>>101458732
General consensus in the Second impact, when Adam (Angel #1) awoke and they captured Lilith (Angel #2), the Sons of Adam (to put it in an Abrahamic way) started to form. Since they were all "human-like" they were fooled into thinking that NERV (Nervous Erection Reaches Vagina) had captured Adam and not Lilith. Fuck knows where Adam ran off to.
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>>101459044
The Angels are going for Lilith. Because if the genes of lifeforms made by Adam would touch Lilith shit would hit the fan. Adam's body is the fetus and his soul is Kaworu. Lilith's body is the fat thing under NERV HQ and Rei is Lilith's soul.
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>>101459583
>The Angels are going for Lilith.
Which they presumed was Adam, IIRC.

>Because if the genes of lifeforms made by Adam would touch Lilith shit would hit the fan.
Wasn't this disproven when Unit-00 got the Spear of Longtitude?

>Adam's body is the fetus and his soul is Kaworu. Lilith's body is the fat thing under NERV HQ and Rei is Lilith's soul.
I know all this.
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>>101454887
Happened to me too.
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Daily What the fuck did I just watch thread. Surprisingly peaceful too, as far as /wtfdijw/ goes.
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>>101460774

red > blue
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>>101461024
The only reason I prefer Asuka is because emotionless girls are so fucking boring.
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>>101461024
Red = Blue
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>>101456704
Would you have said something if she had kept it?
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>>101461024
Blue > Red
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>>101461403
I'll fight you.
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>>101461464
Bring it ya cunt.
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>>101457346
everyone fucking die at the end. To be the only man alive at that point would be suffering overload
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>>101461585
Well, it's not like he would be alive for long.

What the fuck do you even do on a destroyed planet devoid of life, what would you do for food and water and shit.
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>>101461652
exactly
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I have that poster right next to me, it looks cool but its small.
Got it with End of Evangelion.
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>Implying you wouldn't fap to a comatose girl in a hospital.
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>>101457883
>>101457973

>raspy Misato
>hyper bitch German Asuka
>flamboyant super spy Kaji
>badass Gendo
>oddly low-voice Rei
>always on the verge of tears Shinji

it's so ridiculous but I've been watching the dub exclusively for my revisit of the series and I'm loving it
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Requesting Rei Ayanami wearing Vanu Sovereignty armor, whilst holding lances/weapons in cross like image related! It should look kind of like the Vanu symbol when done.

Rei would form the center vertical part of the symbol, while holding two lances (the red things) pharao-style to form the two diagonals of the VS symbol.

Picture related for references!
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>>101454887
Is this a blog or what?
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>>101464974
you know as a german i just can't deal with it when japs try to speak german.
except SnK OPs they are hillarious
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>>101465238
As a German I can't stand other Germans speaking, at least the Japs sound cute while trying.
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>>101465531
well I have an inherent aversion of "cute" languages
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>>101465666
Are you a satan?
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>>101454945
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>>101465666
>>101465777
What the hell are you doing?
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>>101465777
well i guess i am
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>>101465860
He would have to yell and abuse her quite a bit before things can be considered even.
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>>101457171
She would probably do it either way if she only found him lying unconscious.
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>>101465777
>>101465666
>>101468299
>>101458055
>>101457488
>>101456577
>>101456566


wtf is going on in this thread trips and dubs trips and dubs
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>>101468569
curse of eva
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>>101468569
Instrumentality
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>>101468569
Stop being retarded, dubs and trips happen all the time.



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