>finally get myself to watch EoE
just what the fuck?
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
He's so fucked up.
>Cums in his hand instead of Asuka's tits.
>cumming in somebody's tits
Your fetishes and mine are not a perfect match.
It would be easier to clean up immediately after without looking suspicious than cumming in some other place.
>not using asuka's dead like hands
what a fag
>not cumming on her face and leave it like that while you go home
>Not cumming inside her mouth.
>Not slapping his dick on Asuka's face.
Followed by 3.0
>Not quickly shoving your dick in her when you feel you're close, and trusting you are dick in and cumming inside her snatch
He could have made himself a titjob, what a fucking fag.
>cumming in somebody's tits
>cumming in tits
But that would be rape /a/non.
That's the point, anon.
I'm happy you found it.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
That's how I justified it doing it to my passed out drunk sister. She took a pregnancy test a week after and it was positive. I had the scare of my life, luckily she didn't keep it.
Unfotunately Shinji isn't that manly.
is she hot?
Asuka isn't even hot
He should be fapping to Misato
She's average, but I consider her good looking.
Wow, are you serious bro? Do you still feel the guilt hovering over you, or has it washed away?
If you printed out every single "I just watched EoE and what the fuck" thread created on /a/, you would destroy the rainforest.
She pass out every night in the room next to Shinji's
Fuck I bet she would even do him a handjob if he asked nicely
that is not shinji's hand OP, guess who
I seriously don't get why, I only remember laughing with this scene and "tumbling down", motherfucking EoE was hilarious.
I don't feel guilty since I can't go back and change it anyway, but I do know that that was some stupid shit.
But I'd probably do it again if I got the chance.
Would you cry if Shinji died in 4.0?
Carry on, faggot.
Yeah, I would actually. Poor kid has to go through all that bullshit, only to fucking die at the end?
I forgot after all this years, was she only pretending to be in coma and was actually paying attention to him fapping it, or did she only found out when they merged in tang?
Am I a faggot for wanting to buy an EoE poster?
I have this 1.0 poster in my room. It's pretty cool.
She knows, it was implied it was not the only time.
I always thought she found out during instrumentality.
That's pretty neat
I'm thinking of getting the 2.0 one without Mari.
Do you have the 2.0 one?
I have this on my wall.
Anyone got that cut out from a magazine about unit 07 that's piloted by some pseudo-kensuke?
That's really nice.
I don't unfortunately. That's a great piece, Sadamoto did a lot of nice stuff back when the Eva manga was still on going. I used to have this on my wall, but I ended up taking it down.
why'd she take the test if she didn't suspect anything?
was she already sleeping with someone?
were you getting sloppy seconds on your drunk sister?
The first time I saw EoE I thought that was glue or some shit holding on those suction cups.
Yeah, I'm not a smart man. I just didn't think shinji would be able to finish in .2 seconds.
Since this is a newfag thread.
Which sub group should I avoid /a/?
Nah you would have some good taste unlike all those fags buying bright pink, painfully colourful moeblob posters.
just watch the Eva dub. I realy prefer Dub Asuka
Everything that isn't deadfish.
Already watched NGE, I was talking about subs in general.
Misato's voice in the dub gives me a massive erection
I was about to get that poster, but it had worst girl on it
bad attempt at being edgy instead of adding something meaningful
Fuck off back to /v/.
How would you know that's a /v/ thing if you aren't browsing /v/ yourself?
So, the last scene. I was wondering, is everyone else going to reform, or were Shinji and Asuka the only ones?
Where the fuck did the angels that atacked them come from?
They are going for adam, but how did they start existing?
Sorry, had dinner.
>Because she had been feeling ill and my aunt and mom told her she had some of the pregnancy symptoms.
>She was 24. Probably had a fuck buddy I didn't know of. I know she broke up with her old boyfriend some weeks (3 tot 6 I think) prior.
>Probably not but I might. She was passed out drunk from drinking too much at my closed-circle graduation celebration. Mind you: she only got real drunk until only us and one of her friends were still there. That was the only time I did that.
General consensus in the Second impact, when Adam (Angel #1) awoke and they captured Lilith (Angel #2), the Sons of Adam (to put it in an Abrahamic way) started to form. Since they were all "human-like" they were fooled into thinking that NERV (Nervous Erection Reaches Vagina) had captured Adam and not Lilith. Fuck knows where Adam ran off to.
The Angels are going for Lilith. Because if the genes of lifeforms made by Adam would touch Lilith shit would hit the fan. Adam's body is the fetus and his soul is Kaworu. Lilith's body is the fat thing under NERV HQ and Rei is Lilith's soul.
>The Angels are going for Lilith.
Which they presumed was Adam, IIRC.
>Because if the genes of lifeforms made by Adam would touch Lilith shit would hit the fan.
Wasn't this disproven when Unit-00 got the Spear of Longtitude?
>Adam's body is the fetus and his soul is Kaworu. Lilith's body is the fat thing under NERV HQ and Rei is Lilith's soul.
I know all this.
Happened to me too.
Daily What the fuck did I just watch thread. Surprisingly peaceful too, as far as /wtfdijw/ goes.
red > blue
The only reason I prefer Asuka is because emotionless girls are so fucking boring.
Red = Blue
Would you have said something if she had kept it?
Blue > Red
I'll fight you.
Bring it ya cunt.
everyone fucking die at the end. To be the only man alive at that point would be suffering overload
Well, it's not like he would be alive for long.
What the fuck do you even do on a destroyed planet devoid of life, what would you do for food and water and shit.
I have that poster right next to me, it looks cool but its small.
Got it with End of Evangelion.
>Implying you wouldn't fap to a comatose girl in a hospital.
>hyper bitch German Asuka
>flamboyant super spy Kaji
>oddly low-voice Rei
>always on the verge of tears Shinji
it's so ridiculous but I've been watching the dub exclusively for my revisit of the series and I'm loving it
Requesting Rei Ayanami wearing Vanu Sovereignty armor, whilst holding lances/weapons in cross like image related! It should look kind of like the Vanu symbol when done.
Rei would form the center vertical part of the symbol, while holding two lances (the red things) pharao-style to form the two diagonals of the VS symbol.
Picture related for references!
Is this a blog or what?
you know as a german i just can't deal with it when japs try to speak german.
except SnK OPs they are hillarious
As a German I can't stand other Germans speaking, at least the Japs sound cute while trying.
well I have an inherent aversion of "cute" languages
Are you a satan?
What the hell are you doing?
well i guess i am
He would have to yell and abuse her quite a bit before things can be considered even.
She would probably do it either way if she only found him lying unconscious.
wtf is going on in this thread trips and dubs trips and dubs
curse of eva
Stop being retarded, dubs and trips happen all the time.