She offers to give you head. Do you accept?
Only a true faggot would say no.
Just the head?
>tfw you'll never have a dullahan lover
>tfw she'll never suck you off with her head and play video games with her body at the same time
> tfw you'll never have 2 dragoness waifu struggling for your love
Something is amiss
the air is fraught with fear
that special time of year
It's monster season
When you're only son's been taken
And you've got to track him down
It's monster season
You awaken with amnesia
in a random undead town
It's monster season
When everything's gone wrong
it's up to you to run the show.
A horny werewolf's hunting you
when it's ten degrees below
It's monster season
The months go on and on
The same familiar chill
You want to see me angry?
You've come to see me kill
Your wife become a succubus
because you're never there
It's monster season
You break a vampire's fingers
because she traps you in her lair
It's monster season
You're giving poor wurms tips
to invest in kobald mines
You're seeking the apophis
But you're running out of time.
It's monster season
The slimes are hot and thirsty
And it's time to man the hose
You're working with the church
And you can't stand it and it shows
You're helping out the centaurs
in their war against the litch
You're on a lovely date
but then her tails begin to twitch
You're feeling suicidal
And your code's about crash
You must defeat the dragon
Before it burns you down to ash
You mustn't drop your guard
You've got a family to defend
It's practically October
When will this mission end?
It's monster season.
This consistently remains the worst thread on /a/.
If these threads bother you, you could, well...just ignore them?
It's not like they influence any of the other threads on /a/
It's not like the SnK threads were better with fujoshit and tumblrfags, for example...
>implying every thread isn't just the same shit over and over again
Just ignore, anon. You're only inviting him to respond.
It's like inviting a vampire into your house after they stare at you menacingly from a window.
Don't make 6 CYOAs at the same time, for the love of God.
at least you guys give me a reason to post this
I don't hate CYOA because they're stories (i fucking love stories) i hate CYOA because of hive mind faggots thinking they're funny with their bullshit choices
It's not bait, I seriously wish you crossboarding >>>/vg/ksg faggots would leave.
I don't really think the other post is bait either, CYOAs are pointless with more than one going at a time. Not that they're not complete shit since /tg/ took them over anyways though.
>>101453259 Is not a bait, you know. I enjoy CYOAs when they're not the 90% of the fucking thread.
I'd have to say hyperbole, combined with an aggressive tone, is bait. Because really, you're on 4chan, so you should know that acting angry while telling a person to do something either makes them sad and shy away, or makes them angry too and forces an argument.
It is not. I saw threads with at least 4 CYOAs. Isn't that excesive to you?
Gotta agree. It's actually when anons like
come around that the thread is unambiguously getting shat in. You can argue all you like about whether or not CYOAs and stories are good for this thread or not, but you cannot turn your eyes away from the fact that people like those two I quoted are the worst because they, intentionally or not, force people to argue.
That's pretty mean, all she wants is to suck you dick. You wouldn't mind that, right?
Will admit several running until the writer's attention drops and starting new ones every day without anything hitting a conclusion is getting beyond the joke.
It's okay to write outside the thread of your own volition and then share a pastebin/doc link, people.
That mouse girl is adorable
Not really, no. For example, it wouldn't take up 90% of the thread. Nor would it be that hard to scroll past the replies, since each CYOA post generally only receives about 5-8 replies on average.
Speculah? What's D's pet name for Darling?
What's her real name?
Will Doppel ever hit it with Darling?
Nazrin is a qt3.14
I wonder if using Anonkun for CYOAs here would be a better bet?
>What's D's pet name for Darling?
My fated one
>What's her real name?
>Will Doppel ever hit it with Darling?
It is inevitable
We still need to find out who D is though
>What's D's pet name for Darling?
>Will Doppel ever hit it with Darling?
Odds are yes
If you like the crowd. But as other anons have pointed out, there are a lot of flaws in using Anonkun. Such as the fact that it makes other people act irrationally because of its chat.
You can suggest it as much as you like, but you should know that many anons here are firmly against it.
>mfw no 4chan in China
Kitsune and Dragon stories are currently live!
Come join in!
>implying it's not doppelgänger in disguise
If she's a yandere, is going to be "My love" or something like that.
anyone got the other parts to this?
But then....who was that anon wishing us a happy new year from China? DUN DUN DUUUN.
A computer literate guy using proxies or something?
Maybe he was from the Republic of China, AKA Taiwan.
That said most people I know from Taiwan don't say they're from China even though technically its correct.
Suddenly, Okayado announces that the manga will finish with a harem. But this harem will only have four members: Two girls from the house and another two from the secondary/MON characters.
Which girls are your choices?
Dullahan next episode get hype.
It's not a Dullahan
Miia, Mero, Polt and Tio.
Based on chemistry alone?
Miia, Rachnee, Tio and Zombina.
Based on who I like?
Papi, Centorea, Tio and Manako.
so damn fluffy
So for those who like CYOAs
Would you like one about an Anon whose occupation is Trader in ye olde times, and finds himself having to do whatever he can to stay financially secure and land himself a Monsta wife?People who don't like CYOA can just ignore this
I would like that and since this would be the first cyoa of this thread I'd say there's nothing to say against doing it
Not really, no. Feels like it's detracting a bit from what should be the main focus in this thread. Namely, monster girls.
The focus of the CYOA are, effectively, monster girls.
I bet she is the type that loses her head when it comes to sex.
Wait so she became a tree?
What is it?
only she would eat the nuts
Well that was disappointing to say the least.
Still the best
God Tier Monmusu sliding through.
>that ryu/dragon story will never be finished
Fuck you Carlos, what if she's sensitive about her head?
Guess she's not very level headed if she can't handle Carlos' shitty puns.
>not saving it under the original filename
>not having translated versions of all of Butters' drawings
Better than the alternative. Having this thread full of CYOAs is the worst.
> Such as the fact that it makes other people act irrationally because of its chat.
I don't really get this. That doesn't make sense to me, seems like a generalization.
Can you yourself beat a lizardman in a duel?
How would you?
>a Ryu attends a blind dating service after becoming disillusioned with her worshippers and "sacrifices"
>you become the person lucky enough to hit it off with her
That... was slightly disappointing.
I'm gonna lose my head if you don't stop
How long would Dale last in the MGE world?
He'd be the one to defeat the demon lord
Distract her by fapping mid-battle.
Also, pocket sand.
With the right mindset I would.
She would expect a fellow infantry man or the like. I'd be destroyed if I fought her in that style because that is HER playing field. So I just simply would make her fight my way.Also, I'd make sure she is not expecting to fight my way. I'd play along with it for a while and act as an light infantryman, dress like one, have galdius and whatnot. Thats what she'd expect to fight, but I reality I wouldn't be, I'd have some kind of small ranged weapon like a hand crossbow or a sling, which I would whip out and nail her in the kneecap with. Fight's over, I win.
Never said it had to be honorable.
Dear God someone please write this.
>not the deadly combo of powdered glass and dried and powdered pepper
That shit burns and shreds lung tissue. Who needs sand when you can cause internal bleeding in the lungs?
>Dale in plansect village
EXTERMINATE THE VERMIN
Can someone please draw a faceless warrior tossing sand into a lizardgirl's face? just chibi
dale uses a special propane/sand mixture. When it enters the eye's it causes almost immediate eyesight loss and if not treated it causes blindness. If it enters the lungs, it causes the capillaries to spontaneously combust, and asphyxiates the target.
Do not fuck with Pocket sand.
Well gee anon. I don't want to wreck her respiratory system and risk blinding her for life.
I just want a temporary disabling tactic so I can suplex her.
>"Got some propane and propane accessories for you, motherfucker."
I second this.
One hand to her face, crying and swinging her sword around in front of her
You guys should quit while you're a head
where does my dick go when it reaches the end of the throat in her detached head?
oh god yes
Not sure if want. I also am reminded of Muramasa for some reason.
Something about Onis today?
Tio needs to be done in her traditional garb as well.
Heads up, some one wants us to stop
I want to ask a question to the people who hate cyoas, how do you feel about single post stories? The kind that only take up the character limit and aren't expanded on.
They're better. I don't even mind multi post. They let the author do what they want more.
I like both. Although, I personally feel that stories (not CYOA's) can be better at times. In at CYOA, they can occasionally get to the point of "where is this going anyway?" in terms of plot. Regular stories don't usually do this though. That being said, I still enjoy CYOA's (Bob come back pls).
Regardless, fuck the whiny CYOA/story haters. All those aspies do is circlejerk about a 20 page comic that doesn't update for months on end, or get into "muh waifu" discussions.
I like MM, but come on, talking about a 20 page comic that only updates once every ~2 months is ridiculous after the first few days.
I would take the bodies of who i have slain before to battle.
Fear is always the best tactic
Lizard men strike me as those who'd be dreadnought. I'm not sure that would work well also.
>all dat extra weight
Cons outweigh the pros.
Here's a stupid thing I wrote yesterday.
>Monstergirls invade your world outta nowhere
>Scientist Dad gives you a belt, says only you can save the world from brutal rape.
>Become a Kamen Rider
>Save the world on a daily basis.
>After a year of fighting, finally defeat the Lilim in charge of the invasion.
>Find out that not only is every monstergirl you ever fought alive, they're all madly in love with you.
>Yes that includes the Lilim.
>Dad has remodeled your house to accommodate them
>Your life is now a Harem anime.
>Goddamnit you didn't want this
>You just wanted to marry your childhood friend.
>Life is suffering
>Fell fairy as op's picture
>No banshee mg
I want to hear her singing.
I would not carry them during battle, i'd just throw them at her. Also, i'd make some fix to the bodies (Carving the eyes out, sewing their mouth shut, this kind of stuff)
Vlad pls go, your not the kind of vampires we want.
Why is this so cliche? A few of my 'childhood friends' turn into meth heads or total tools later in life. Why does MC-kun always have that friend that they got along with, yet they never turned into a POS
I meant with you. You'd need a pretty big wagon to carry all those bodies. Also, its not exactly sanitary to carry around a bunch of rotting corpses. You might do well with them, hell you might even beat the lizard girl, but you're going to get a plethora of illnesses to go with your victory.
>Travelling through the desert
>It's really hot, and your water is running out
>Encounter 3 man merchant party
>They offer to let you travel with them in exchange for protection
>You reach the edge of the desert
>They give you some water, because your waterskin is dry
>You're getting sleepy
>Go to sleep
>Wake up in shackles
>Three man merchant party are actually slavers
>They're going to sell you into slavery when you reach Dimm
>You see a shape in the distance
>It's Gleaming platemail
>A paladin with the sign of Pelor on his tabard approaches the party
>He takes one look at you and gets out his halberd
>He uses the blunted side to break the legs of the slavers and cuts your chains
>He gives you a slight bow and continues on his journey
Because anime has to be perfect, lest it reminds us of real life.
>trying to kiss your goshujin-sama
What a cheeky little shit. Off to the guillotine and remove her head.
i had somewhat of a similar idea. basic premise was that demon realm invaded the human world around 1700, and tried to enslave a portion of Europe. An increasing amount of the human population become monster girls leading to ethnic squabbles and the like.
Now THAT'S a paladin.
>that white knight
It would be sanitary because i wash them always, since corpses are my only friends.
>you will never love paladin-kun tenderly
Because it's a dumb greentext I made about Kamen Rider and Monstergirls.
Congrats on contaminating some poor villages water supply.
You sound like a mongol, I like you.
you're better off hiring some zombie girls.
The paladin in these stories makes me think of that Orc who rejected the elf's advances for some reason.
But then they'd be alive, and alive people exist only to hurt me.
Because they're both bros?
Can self respecting bro orcs be paladins?
I think so.
This is how a paladin should be.
>Orc paladin rescues succubus
>Offers reward sex
>"I wholeheartedly refuse."
>Orc Kun joins a Church and requests the priest to become a Paladin
>Is sent to training.
>Is constantly bullied by human Paladins
>Evnetually becomes a Paladin with specially made armor and robes for him
>Tries to stop his race from their cruel ways
>Hunts down evil
>Finally settles down with an Elf he saved from his kind and raises a small happy family before dying after years of fighting to make people happy
He makes white pantsu look like black lingerie.
I'm not like a mongol, because i think of corpses as canvas where i can carve beautiful art.
Why is it so short? I remember hyakki lv2 was longer
That's what she says? M-my heart is melting
I'm on my phone, what's it say?
>"I'm neither god nor dragon. I'm just your woman."
No god or kings, only men.
Name of victim: Anon E. Mous.
Date of death: 2/3/14.
Cause of death: Cardiac arrest.
Confirmed for best girl again.
[X] Touch Reverse Scale
Is there a black background version of this? Would love to use it as a phone wallpaper.
What is the point of those tiny legs on Rachnee? They can't seem to reach the ground even though they look like they should be legs, is it for leg locking while mating or is there some other use?
Don't show up until the temperature has dropped for the night. With her movements and reaction times slowed, bop her on the head.
Proceed to cuddle to warm her back up.
> You're still a level 3 paladin of Pelor
> After having tea with the Demon Lord and her husband, you start your journey back to the monastery
> Their lilim daughter follows you back for some reason
> She's looking more and more dejected the longer you travel
> Stop for the night, offer to let her have your tent while you sleep outside
> She sighs deeply and snaps her fingers, instantly assembling your tent before stepping inside
> You shrug and tend the campfire long into the dusk until it starts to rain
> Intruding on a woman's privacy isn't something you want to do, but you'd rather not become soaking wet and risk illness
> You gently walk over to the tent and call out, asking if you might come in
> All you get back is a meek, "S-Sure..."
> Now inside, you see the lilim curled up in a corner, cuddling her own tail. She seems to have been crying
> You ask her what's wrong
> "...I just wanted someone to love, to care for. B-but they sent you and you're clearly not interested."
> You tell her you don't follow
> "I-I'm the only one of my sisters who doesn't have a husband. My m-mother had to arrange for someone to even visit me. And then you showed up and spurned my advances and.. and..."
> She starts weeping again
> You might be so dense that you have your own gravity well, but standing by while a woman cries isn't something you can do
> You ask if she'd like a hug
> Her eyes widen, still filled to the brim with tears
> "B-B-But you don't like me... W-Why would you offer to lay with me now?"
> You correct her, saying that you only offered a hug
> She meekly shuffles over to you, then falls against your armored chest
> You hug her until she starts to snore
Meh. Just felt like pseudo-continuing dense-MC. Not meant to be funny
In a description of her, it admits that she uses them to leg lock.
Shit, I know have a boner.
K-keep going? Can we not be COMPLETELY retarded though? Moe shy lilim is to perfect.
As if I needed more convincing that she's best girl.
Why not just say that while your oath prevents you from marrying at this time, she's welcome to accompany you as a traveling companion?
Wacky buddy cop adventures ensue.
What's Darling's name?
This nigga gets it.
>Tfw converting all 22 issues of Everyday Monster Girls as well as the bonus issues into one huge .pdf file for easier reading
This is my life.
Speaking of paladins, is "white knight" a class or is it just a mindset?
These really should be edited with an english translation
Clean them up and give me a translation to typeset then.
> merry crimbo guvna.
So her first name is Sumike?
was Mia's last name ever said?
Must have missed it or forgotten about it since everybody calls him Darling.
That Lilim stare.
>The world isn't ready for THAT phase of my co-existence plan
>Also I will be your waifu
I chalk it up to it being a possible blink and you miss it moment. They drop it in the first chapter and it's rarely ever brought up as the story progresses.
I think the only full names we know are Cerea, Mero, and Rachnera
IIRC, I think Sumike was supposed to be a mistralslation of Smith. I could be wrong on that one, though.
>finally feel like continuing CYOA
>weather is making internet connection for phone screwy
Oh well, I'll just post pictures or do more monster daughter greentext.
I'm pretty sure all rocknroll and butter-t pics are translated either on gelbooru or danbooru
I don't think there is a clean version though
How would Hank Hill fare in the MGE universe?
I can confirm this. They're translated in danbooru.
Something tells me he'd be similar to our Level 3 paladin of Pelor. Only instead of spreading the word of God, He'd Spread the word of propane. Like that one episode where he and Peggy go grilling naked. He got approached by two naked hippy chicks and proceeded to give them a history of the propane grill. That magnificent bastard has lordly composure.
You should give pastebin link before continuing story or something. There is like 5 CYOAs in every thread so it gets very confusing
I don't really use those boorus but do you need to sign up to see some content sort of like sadpanda?
That picture is now obsolete.
Alma confirmed for Martial Arts master.
No.You don't need to sign up.
Weird, I don't seem to see the translated ones, guess I'm just too unfamiliar with the site
which monstergirl would you like to _be_
Her head is not enough. I must also capture her heart.
Well she still hates fighting and doesn't need no stupid sword to fuck everything up. Best Succubutt.
And yeah, there have been too many going on at once lately.
Being emptyheaded and strong seems relaxing.
Use "butter-t" in the search engine.
Some kind of lamia would be nice.
What am I reading?
Either Lamia or Dhampire.
Dragon or Ryu
Giant Monkey Bitch.
> the raping tree.jpg
Ryu since she fits my personality. Or basically any lamia type other than aphosis since I like a lot of physical contact during loving
>Wanting to be the monstergirl
is there a problem?
>don't wanting to fuck them
What's the point then?!
Next time the thread goes to page 4 or below I'm starting a CYOA idea I have.
If you REALLY object to them than do your best to keep this thread bumped
Being a cute girl who can rape whoever she wants.
that's a shitty way to do this, you fucking suck dick. Then you faggots wonder why everyone thinks writefags are cancerous.
I prefer to be the man, not to suck dicks, thanks.
Not if you have unfinished ones.
You remind me of this glorious man.
How about instead of whining you post monster girls?
CYOA have gone out of style i think. Just write a fan fiction, that way you can at least complete it.
where there's a will there's a way anon
That one is easy.
It reminds me of those posts that changed "Libera me from hell" lyrics.
There was a pretty good adventure thread about one not too long ago
Whatever who posted that, he has my respect.
> In the morning, you wake up to find that the lilim is gone
> Shrugging, you leave the tent. Only to find said lilim cooking you breakfast
> She looks at you, blushes, then starts to stammer
> "I-I m-m-made you breakfast... N-not because I owe you or a-anything..."
> You thank her and enjoy what may be the tastiest pie you've ever had
> You wonder how she made a pie out here in the middle of the wilderness, but end up chalking it up to her magic
> She watches you all the while, continually opening and closing her mouth like she has something to say.
> Whenever you look at her, she blushes and looks away.
> You start to wonder if this is the same woman who propositioned you not a day earlier. Might as well ask her.
> Her wings come up to hide her now beet-red face
> "I-I told you I'm not g-good with men! I just did what my sisters told me they did..."
> "But since that didn't work... I don't know what to do. I suppose I could just MAKE you like me, but that would just make me the same as Deruella..."
> You give her a pat on the head and tell her that you all should probably get moving
> When she squeaks in surprise, you can't help but smile.
I'm finding it pleasantly surprising I keep seeing different browned versions of this image asides from just the first one you did.
The guy asks, I oblige.
Would you let her show you her affection?
Paladin Quest does okay. I think as long as there isn't more than one going on it's not too annoying.
And besides even the worst CYOAs are still better than Roll Charts
Sorry, I'm already taken.
Umm... Why are you sitting here alone? Are you hurt some where? What can I do to help you?
>Not purging corruption and evil on sight
>Having to PURGE EVERYTHING all the time
Paladins aren't that subhumans.
"Oh my, I was just reading some of these lovely bible verses, would you like to join me perhaps?"
w-what fetish will you specialize in
>Meet obviously pure being
>HURR WE SHOULD PURGE
fuck off lawful stupid
Already with a Ryu
>it's the birthday of your adoptive Ryu daughter
>you and your other adopted daughter prepare a party and gigantic cake for her
>the entire family is crudely drawn onto the cake with frosting
>However, Ryu tells you that she doesn't want a party
>you ask her why
>"Because, being together with my family is more than enough."
I think it would get annoying after awhile with how "dense" the guy is and people would be going >fuck already!
Why is Griffith holding his own head?
This why humanity is doomed in the MGE world.
Their bodies literally ooze corruption every second of every day, their touch can corrupt any woman or man. Where the fuck did I mention PURGE EVERYTHING. Lilim, slutccubi and anything else that corrupts is on the hit list.
>HURR HE WANTS TO PURGE A LILLIM HURR HE MUST WANT TO PURGE EVERYTHING
fucking monster apologists
All of them.
fuck off 40kid
no, I'd rather a spider
>tfw you'll never get to do this.
Actually that's what the translation of the text in the image.
oh god my juice
Back to 40K threads.
I never said that she was pure dumbfuck, but we are not barbarians to kill everything because "muh religion".
From tickling to bondage to whipping to consensual love in the missionary position while holding hands.
in medieval succubi stories the so notorious "corruption" actually meant having sex with monks
because you know... having sex that isn't in missionary position, in the darkness and for the sole purpose of procreation is evil
If you want to prevent the corruption of both humans and monsters, why not nip it in the bud, and kill the source, as opposed to dealing with the corruption you let spread because "m-muh nonviolence"
Any sane human being would loathe corruption and all that causes it. It has nothing to do with religion, but with the changing of "free will"
So basically, you reasoning is to exterminate all monster girls? Because killing lilims or the monster lord won't stop the monster girls.
I'm not even into 40k, I just find this pics peculiarly suitable. But, goddamn, your idealism is truly fucking dense.
is this Cranberry's hand?
OH FUCK MY HEART.
>Not knowing that without corruption, true purity can't exist
He doesn't seem too terribly dense this time around though. And she is trying to make him like her through normal means so hopefully it wouldn't take too long either.
All they do is rape though, they don't change the surrounding land or their lovers into monsters (as quickly as Succubi and succubi variants) so they're golden.
Why do you only deal in absolutes?
Because killing multiple races is comprehensible now?
I hold hands with my shy cyclops waifu and tell her that not even the greatest dragon could snatch me away from her
what a cute kitsune
of all knights, she is the one i see as the best wife candidate
Ask myself why the fuck I'm back in Highschool
Go home and shit post about monster girls
>All they do is rape though
Not really, Holstaurus provide high quality milk, Cyclops make great weapons and things in general with metal. Bees provide honey. Sayshuahins or however is written are professional fishermen. Alraunes help to grow crops and other shit, etc.
If you only see them as that is your own problem with narrow mindness.
You would have to kill off every monster and every god to be with true free will in the setting. It's not happening.
Killing the Lilims and Demon Lord simply means the Chief God places a new Demon Lord who acts exactly as she wants it to act.
Which means humanity is slaughtered on a regular basis just to ensure they don't advance past the medieval era. Humans can't defend against the Chief God or attack her on their own either because she is the source of all their power.
There's also the risk of an universal bad end if the current Demon Lord is defeated thanks to the cosmic horrors sealed in the sea
They do corrupt just by existing. Might not be as fast for the non-magical monsters, but it happens. And they automatically revert into flesh devouring abominations if the Chief God has her way.
Yeah, but said succubi then changed into incubi and used the stolen jizz to impregnate women. The kids that resulted were meant to be under satans power or some such, iirc the exact details were fairly nebulous even then. They were meant to visit anyone, though, not just monks.
Succubi and incubi were used to deal with guilt after nocturnal emissions/sex dreams by someone of either gender, and to explain away children born out of wedlock when the couple hadn't been caught in the act. Said children usually made up more than half of the population, since abstinence is essentially a myth born of Victorian prudery.
>mfw no dark elf tickle mistress that will break me during the day then love me during the night
> When you reach the monastery a week later, the head priest seems visibly in shock
> He didn't expect you to ever come back, let alone bring your wife in tow
> You make to correct him, only for the lilim to interrupt you
> "H-He's not my husband... I'm just traveling with him..."
> The head priest raises an eyebrow, then shrugs as he mumbles something about how that still technically completes the contract.
> He tells you that it's time for you to seek out your own path, and gives you the license to wander as you will in the name of Pelor.
> It's all you've ever wanted, but you feel like you're forgetting something.
> Oh, right. The lilim.
> You turn and tell her she can come along if she likes.
> She blinks, blushes, then turns and murmurs
> "Stupid... l-like I wouldn't follow you anyways..."
> Months pass, and a pattern develops
> Whenever you make camp, your lilim companion makes you the most wonderful meals
> On occasion, she slips away during the night, returning hours later looking exhausted
> You asked her about it once, and all you got was, "W-Well you're not helping in that arena, s-so I have to do it myself or I'll start inadvertently corrupting things..."
> It takes you a few weeks, but you come to realize what this actually means. You start to wonder how bad it must be for her to live like that.
> Otherwise, the pair of you have wonderful adventures together
> She doesn't help directly with your noble deeds, but you get the sense she's subtly aiding you in the background after noticing a pair of white wings darting out of sight once or twice
S'pretty close to what you want: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Hesperax%27s_Pet
>Proving my point that Non Succubi variants are a benefit to society
>Letting the deranged chief god have her way
>Not trying to find the noblebright solution to the problem
Do you even true paladin of justice?
Life is suffering.
>>101465308 here, though, has something pretty close to it.
What that say?
It would still break the balance anon, exterminating a whole race won't be the best way to solve the monster girl problem.
What about Imprisoning them all on an island far away from the mainland (and magically sealing them there)
Don't get why they made cyclops black smiths when they only have one eye and bad depth perception. Seems a little odd
If the rest of the monster girl people don't consider it an offense to them and consider it an act of war then it would be a nice solution.
some anon said it was something about "50 yens for a hug"
That pic makes me sad. I want to bring her to my home and pamper her.
>you take your daughters to the local park
>Anubis and Wurm are playing together in the sandbox
>Salamander, Lizard, and Werewolf are playing tag
>Wyvern, Cheshire, and Dragon are playing hide n' seek with a human boy and a Gator girl
>Ryu and Succubus are sharing a bench with you
>they prefer being with you for some reason
>her money can is empty
It hurts anon ;_;
Too much hate going on.
What can you expect
From filthy little whores?
All their disgusting species are borne a curse
Their skin is scale and fur
They're only good when purged
They're vermin, as I said
They're degenerates! Degenerates!
Not even human!
Drive them from our lands!
They only think of fornicating
Which means they must be evil
We must sound the drums of war!
[Captain + Paladins]
They're degenerates! Degenerates!
Dirty little devils!
Now we sound the drums of war!
This is what we feared
These cruel men are demons
The only thing they feel at all is hate
Beneath that armored hide
There is emptiness inside
I wonder if they even bleed
They're degenerates! Degenerates!
Not even even human
Killers at the core
They forsake their humanity
Which means they can't be trusted
We must sound the drums of war
They're degenerates! Degenerates!
First we rape this one
Then we sound the drums of war
Let's go kill a few, men!
Now it's up to you, men!
Not even human!
Now we sound the drums of war!
>Paladins promoting purity of heart while at the same time encouraging ethnic cleansing.
greek mythology, the cyclops were the children of poseidon and the nymphs of the rivers, they all worked in the forges of atlantis as blacksmiths creating the finest armor and weapons that were envied across the world.
Is there nothing I can do?
Will this really be the end?
Is it only mutual death that awaits
Just around the riverbend?
This will be the day ...
(Let's go men!)
This will be the morning ...
(Bring out the prisoner)
[Paladins and Monsters]
We will have them lying in the dust
I don't know what I can do
Still, I know I've got to try
Now we make 'em pay
Wings, don't fail me now
Now corrupt, pay no mind ...
Love, help my heart be great
[Paladins and Monsters]
Now we leave 'em blood and bone and rust
Spirits of the earth and sky ...
[Paladins and Monsters]
It's them or us
Please don't let it be to late ...
[Paladins and Monsters]
They're just a bunch of
What are we waiting for?
Destroy their evil kind
Until there's not a trace left
How loud are the drums of war
[Paladins and Monsters]
We will sound the drums of war
( Degenerates! Degenerates!)
Now, we sound the drums of war
Now we see what comes
Of trying to be chums
Now we sound the drums ... of ... war!
Of course it means the drums ... of ... war!
Is the death of all I love
Carried in the drumming of war?
Fuck you, now I have to rewatch the movie again.
>Implying it's not the paladins fault in every way
Do I need to remind you that Paladins are child murdering cannibals who kill their family for sport and make Druella look like a saint?
Seals are made to be broken just as the hearts of men are made to be tested and swayed by promise of power. The island would make a good, unsiegeable staging ground for a return to power through cunning and force alike whilst corrupting and twisting captives in the depths.
I know this because it reminds me of my own world setting that Dhampir is part of.
You don't know what I can do soldier. I didn't kill 14 gestapo members for nothing.
From where is this?
pocahontas and the dark elves
No Threats are more than medium to Slavs.
I shall journey to the depths of this hellish fortress and disembowel the monster lord, And I will do it with the help of my Monsterfriends
boku no wars
>One deranged fucker calls himself a "paladin"
>HURR ALL PALADINS ARE EVIL CANNIBALS
This is what monster apologist scum actually believe
are you implying that you are kebab
Hmmm Cerea and Mia. Tio and One-eye-willy.
Who is the girl? I kinda want this. But the girl will make it or break it for me.
>KEBAB IS DETECT
Nope, I'm the opposite of kebab.
>Paladins are good people
This is what masses brainwashed by church believe
>after spending a few hours watching your girls play, and gently pushing Succubus off of you when she gets too friendly, you gather them up and head home
>on the way home, you bump into someone and fall to the ground
>like a cliche
>the person who you bumped into is a woman
>an Echidna to be exact
>"Oh my, are you alright, Sir?!" She asks if you're alright, while not even trying to get up or help you up
>instead of seeing if you're alright, your daughters just glare at the woman
Someone please draw "serbia strong" starring monster Girls.
I can't get to my comp where I can see it. Is it any good?
One month strong.
The paladins will make their inevitable appearance in my story. I'll have my fun then.
Yes. I would kiss her hand.
I have this
No anon, I'm the jews.
Well is not Kebab, but it sounds like some kind of Albanian.
Paladin quest guy here, would anyone like to continue the cyoa from yesterday or is it better not to?
i want to corrupt her into a bicorn
Well church seems lawful evil in your story.
Much like devils.
Good, but I think there's more potential here.
We are lawful. We are good. We are the paragon of humanity. We are paladins.
Yes, we adhere to code of conduct instilled by our order. Yes, it's extremely inflexible. Yes, sometimes, we must face choices that do not make us happy.
But, you see, you make one simple mistake in your assumptions. You think that we're lawful good because we're paladins. But that's wrong. We chose to be paladins because we're lawful good. We see the order as means to an end. And when it serves its purpose and becomes obsolete? When we can't uphold whatever law we obey, whether it's just a rulebook or some sort of advanced philosophy? When we can't preserve all that is good?
Into the trash it goes.
>Casting the only force of true good as the bad guys
Stay pleb moose
Overall lawful neutral. You got chaotic evil that thinks it's lawful good like Zerin, but there are still good people in there not many and only in low places
Not the guy you are responding to but:
>your idealism is truly fucking dense
>idealism is stupid
>in a fetishist utopia
Man corruption is just a fetish and even IRL "free will" is nothing more than a buzzword.
Lethal violence would be kinda overreactive, not to mention consequences would never be the same if "evil" would retaliate.
in /tg/ terms:
eternal damnation to Graz'zt's lair >>>>>>>> eternal damnation to Demogorgon's lair> eternal damnation to Orcus' lair (at least gloominess and violence aside DG has some delicious tentacle rape in his realm)
>Moto moto moto
Eh... sorta a let down really
enjoy your no liver
Not that it matters. Humanity as we know it is doomed to suffer a Bad End.
Yes, but something always rises from the ashes.
Ironically enough religious puritan fanatics are IRL's only true evil.
even as such their grills/broodmares can still be extremely fuckable
>It's a Teutonic Knight
Nope. That would be phoenixgirls.
Is there another "holy god" other than chief god? Because she sure as hell doesn't seem like a holy god when she wants her children to always be at war. She seems more like someone who killed the real "holy god" and took her place
Is the guy inside her vajayjay?
>going to hang with some pals over the weekend
>got some time to kill before meeting up
>go to book store
>look for MM
>volumes are hidden well
>only find Vol. 1-2
>Decide to buy them
>go up to pay
>qt grill calls me so I can pay for them
>i freak out and run back to the manga section
I think I'll buy them online.
>Phoenix Kingdom rises and becomes a political superpower in the realm.
I'm cool with this.
>qt grill calls me so I can pay for them
>i freak out and run back to the manga section
Have some balls man.
They rise to hunt and kill/rape anyone/anything else that survived...
The cycle never ends.
As in with every religion, don't blame the God; blame the people who claim to be acting on Their behalf. There's a reason why most who claim to hear the voice of God are in asylums.
Considering we're more of a Merc than a paladin, maybe reflect this in the story
Dood she was too cute.
>are IRL's only true evil.
Austrians aside that is....
Try growing a spine, it helps in life.
I'm not really sure. All I know is for a giant monkey bitch she gets more than she can handle.
>I think I'll buy them online.
Only 1 & 2 are out in english.
all the more reason to go straight up aint it tho
You are the one making it awkward by being that insecure. I buy mangas all the time yo
No but the chief god is the one that makes the monster girls want to kill humans right? It isn't her followers that really want to fight, it's because the chief god is putting them in that position
there is a pantheon of gods and it seems like they can have offspring since it is stated in one of the books that the current chief god was a young inexperienced god when she took over, but the chief gods have been using the monsters for eons to keep the humans under control so they all more or less seem to have been kind of dickish
Fallen God is best God.
>Paladins saying "BLOOD FOR THE CHIEF GOD"
Love me some Enablers.
I'm talking about before the demon lord came and made monsters want to have sex with humans. The chief god was making monsters kill humans and you aren't just going to let them just kill everyone, you had to fight back. They were put into that position.
Welcome to monstergirl threads, where everything in armour is a paladin, and every paladin is a genocidal scumbag
Do you mean fag enablers?
They enable bundles of sticks?
A hero should rise, and kill off the chief god, then have a more bro god take her place. I vote a ruler of the underworld.
Then Kill the Daemon lord and put a more human-sympathiser one on the throne
Monster girls were originally straight up monsters where most of them enslaved and ate humans just for being humans
they are all heavily influenced by a mixture of the mindset of the demon lord at the time and the settings put in place by the chief god
the chief god (original one, not the new one) set up a cycle where s/he would ensure that Demon Lords were the type to want to see humanity gone, so it was just endless one-sided slaughter that repeatedly destroyed human civilization until the CG took pity and sent a hero to kill the Demon Lord.
a group of monsters were planning a rebellion, only for one of them to just suddenly kill the demon lord at the time and replace him. this new demon lord happens to be the succubus in the mge. she wants nothing more than to put an end to the war. the hero who was sent to kill the previous Demon Lord was surprised, and willingly joined this one due to like-minded ideals
Demon Lord fired off a spell that gave way to the current monsters we see in the MGE
the chief god was replaced by an inexperienced yet stubborn goddess at the time, who took note of this and refused to let the Demon Lord fully override the settings put in place. so monsters are naturally superior to humans, leading to the rapist instincts and the inability to birth human/incubus males.
this CG attacked the Demon Lord, only to be struck down and almost killed in the process. so she fucked off back to her personal realm, untouchable by anyone she doesnt like. because of this, the demon lord is forced to corrupt the world just to strip the CG of her power and put an end to the Cycle, while the CG uses the Order's higher ranking members as a means to spew propaganda and send Heroes in a futile attempt to kill the DL & restore the Cycle
the entire situation is fucked. neither side ever wanted to fight each other at any point in time, but they're forced to due to reasons they have almost no control over
who would win in a fight.
100 pharaohs with their armies and 200 dragons in full strength.
the demon lord with her husband and two packets of viagra.
>you tell her that you are alright
>and that her tail is crushing your balls
>"Oh my, I'm so sorry!"
>she finally gets off of you and your nads
>you stand back up and dust yourself
>she apologizes to you again and introduces herself
>you also introduce yourself to her and ask if she wants to have dinner sometime
>she agrees, and the two of you trade contact information
>as soon as you trade information, your daughters proceed to climb onto you
>they continue to glare at the Echidna, some even hissing and growling
>the two of you ignore it, and go your sperate ways
>you head on home, your daughters still clinging to you
>you decide to buy some pizza on the way home, to calm them down
Demon Lord and her Hero husband for sure.
Demon Lord and husband.
One ally of justice, backed by all the human sympathizing lesser gods
That is so dumb for the chief god to even create a cycle like that. I really hope there's a god as in the sense of someone like jesus somewhere in MGE, the current ones are fucking shit
You have a human sympathizer in the form of the Demon Lord's husband, he just isn't too successful at getting through to her that there might be better ways to go about human/monster co-existence. Arguments between the two are a regular occurrence.
> I vote a ruler of the underworld.
KC did mention a Hades quite some time ago.
So someone told me they liked THICK JUICY, FIIRM ASSES. mmmmmmmm
none that we know of. Only a variety of more or less powerful divinities
There's some sort of reason for it but we don't know what. I just hope it's something more imaginative than belief = power.
> I really hope there's a god as in the sense of someone like jesus somewhere in MGE, the current ones are fucking shit
The other untainted gods; Ares, Eros, Hades? They're alright people in this setting who chose to take a neutral stance. Poseidon decided to join the Demon Lord after refusing to kill humans and monsters any further.
I'm not into bestiality gentleman. Does midna counts as a monster girl?
They argue, yes. But then comes inevitable make up sex that ends up creating another lilim. So a new Druella is created every time that happens.
Not all Lilim are as bad as Druella. She is a noted oddity whose beliefs fall more in line with the Fallen God than the Demon Lord's.
The rest are the type to either closely follow their mother's values, or they do whatever they consider fun at the time.
I'm just disappointed that we don't have a true GOOD god, as like what people would normally think when we hear the word god. We seem to only get a copy of the greek gods and their dickish ways. I'd be pretty mad to die fighting for a cause and go up to heaven just to find out that the only reason I was fighting was because the leader was a dick.
>Daemon lords husband
>Agrees with the continued corruption and eventual extinction of the human race
>Not completely bat-fuck insane
>Thinks gods are inherently good or evil
Christfag please, gods have always been capricious.
It's not it's just a pic related
But Hades, Osiris and Anubis are bro tier gods.
8/10 would wear banner on shield
Well it isn't really extinction as a complete overhaul in order to allow human(males) to coexist peacefully with the monsters.
There should be war of succession there. Involving the Nordic, Slavic, Egyptian, and of course Abrahamic Gods. Sack their shitty church. Mean while the Demon Lord will be sitting there in the background trying to figure out if there's a way she can fuck Odin or Jesus or whatever.
Monstergirls are great and all, but what about a monsterbro to be your wingman / drinking buddy?
I just noticed Darling is wearing Crocks in the first volume. Swag.
Stop that right now.
Why do you think they argue?
The Demon Lord ensures that both races can co-exist without one side dying out, but humans aren't exactly going to remain as unchanged as he probably imagined.
Dragonbro, definitely defiantly Dragonbro.
>eventual extinction of the human race
You mean extinction of the human women.
Oh, I meant it's not Beastiality, I'm not sure about Midna.
Not that anon but I don't consider incubus to be truly human
Well actually it isn't really extinction and moe a complete overhaul and merge of both the monsters and the human race in order for them to coexist peacefully
Incubi aren't human, no matter how much propaganda that dark matter co-author spews.
Minda is like an imp, or something.
You're different enough as an incubus that I wouldn't call you human any more. You only look the part.
Tell me the big differences then.
wasn't she some kind of imp from a dark realm o something?
Not even the Wandering Scholar or Druella bothers to call incubi human.
>tfw Saphirette is probably still lonely
>implying that is a bad thing
A human works and provides for his family as well as being a functioning member of society.
an incubus just fucks his wife all day long and then fucks his daughters as well, afterwards he fucks his neighbors and then when he goes to bed he fucks some more.
fucking incubi scum.
Yup. But then she got tall and hot.
>Takes you to his jousting competitions
>Shows off his platemail
>Can drink you under the table
>Keeps trying to get you to go out with his sister because you're "a pretty chill guy"
>I'm just disappointed that we don't have a true GOOD god
Define "true good".
IMO Eros should be the chief deity around.
In Hesiod's Cosmogony he was one of the three main primordial powers and the main reason for creation's existance from Chaos.
Also he's a pretty decent guy and fitting to the setting chief deity given that the MGE universe is an overdeveloped sexual fetishist fantasy
You shouldn't complain about the setting when you don't actually know anything about the setting.
Nothing beats Incubro.
>Evil scum that rides a literal ball filled with corruption that can take away the minds of entire towns in one go
She deserves all that fucking loneliness
I see nothing wrong with this. Unless he becomes a trap.
Which would be hard, since dudes huge.
Only if his adopted sister was a lamia
>Not getting together with all your brothers and sisters that died in combat for a few more drinks
>Not broing it up with the Judge and guardians of the underworld
I'm not even into the "undead" monstergirls
>not being a necrophile
A body's gotta stay dead or it's not a proper wife
The Undead stink!
Woo time to purge.
Well someone who cares about the well being of their people and doesn't want them being murdered all day. I thought that the CG was making the monsters kill humans so that humans could develop technologically but the monsters seemed to wipe them out to near extinction and the didn't even bother to buff humans or nerf monsters, CG was doing it "just cause"
I know someone needing love, some booze, a trip to the gun range, a nice steak dinner, and a night of zombie movies.
>not going back to world of living and messing with your descendants
>not wanting to give the undead the pleasure they never had in life
I bet you enjoy stabbing kitsune girls 20 times in the chest
>being such an autistically utilitarian fascist
Even Hitler was into arts.
If it's aesthetically pleasing, it has a place on the world.
>Not doing both because that's how bro you are with the gods
Not really. That depends on the Demon Realm. Avoid Apophis kingdoms and possibly Lescatie.
Sex is a major part of life in the Demon Realms but it's not all-consuming unless you're unlucky.
>Also he's a pretty decent guy and fitting to the setting chief deity
Every god so far has been female but yeah she's the best bet from those we know so far.
>You no longer need to eat, sleep or drink, replacing these needs with sex if you so wish
>You start producing minor amounts of magical/monster/demonic energy on your own and can manipulate it freely
>You potentially become immortal
>You start inheriting minor physical traits from your waifu
>You start inheriting minor abilities from your waifu
>You start inheriting the instincts and personality that becomes common with your waifu's race
>Your vigor and lust ramped up beyond what a normal human would have, thoughts and values being altered in subtle ways in the process to better reflect this
>Your spirit energy is modified so that it and any monster energy that comes in contact with it is stated to break conservation of mass and several other laws of physics put in place by the CG
I know I'm missing one other thing but I'm not sifting through the setting info again
You don't understand, it's a glorious feel
I prefer to decapitate them with an axe.
Wait is killing me
How much longer till new releases
Pleasure would end there existance. They are re-animated by negative energy (woe, mourning, loss, unfullfilled revenge, unfullfilled oaths etc).
Even the least rotten ones like Vampyres are still motivating their existance by predatorial insticts, narcissism and hedonism (I can totally understand this last one).
Don't you know there is no better pleasure for the undead then to be sent to the otherside.
No EMG until March
I don't keep up with the release schedule of other MG manga
New MGE profile any time soon
MGQ Paradox six months to a full year from now
KC's MGE RPG is vaporware tier
Do you really need that axe for that? Won't your naturel edgieness suffice?
They can actually get a physical body with enough energy.
Couldn't the humans somehow try to mind control those desert bug girls who round up demon energy into balls? It seems like a good way of uncorrupting areas
Zombina woud would be the kind of girl who watches a lot of action/horror movies with you
Translations I think.
>Not Helping all those in need
Do you even Paladin?
I don't remember their names so I called them bug girls, I think it's something like krepti?
How about corporeal ones?
because they swarm you and corrupt you before you can even think
forgot to mention, the Khepri do clean corrupted areas since they take away all the demonic energy
Ah, Hitomi and CW should be coming.
Any word on when Vol.3 of MM is coming out?
>Every god so far has been female but yeah she's the best bet from those we know so far.
Also if you consider the author's motives for world creation you could say that Eros (as a metaphorical entity) is literally the creator of the MGE universe.
>You potentially become immortal
You have the lifetime of your waifu's race.
You guys sure are doing your own thing in here. I enjoy browsing the art, but wasn't expecting so much creative writing.
Which monster girl would be the most kvlt?
Dang thats so far from here. I want that Cerea cover so bad.
I don't know what that means but im going to say, Dryad.
Do you mean cult? As intelligent?
I would say that type of harpy that has a library.
>When a human man enters the ruins, they rush him in a big group and drag him away to the king's bedroom.
>...but it is said that whether it will change into a "bright green demon realm", from the king performing his duties as a statesmen even while making love with them day after day, or a "dark demon realm", from the king drowning in their bodies and devotion, spending every day indulging in sex without restraint, depends on the man chosen as king
Suck on that "muh free will!" fags. Demonic energy doesn't rob you of free will, it merely comes down to whether you're the kind of person to corrupt easily when given power. It's about your strength of character and willpower.
now imagine a swarm of khepri taking you into the throne room
The books are pretty nice, glad I'll have both versions.
Monstergirl threads between releases tend to be one of 4 things:
>Inquisitor fagging/Monster worship
>You will never x
>Debate on the world of MGE, and what repercussions things would have were the setting to be altered
Kvlt you know like black metal.
Fuck that took too long
Paladins should make a contract with pharaohs and monsters from Egypt excluding Aphosis since it seems like the best situation for paladins since they're cleaning up the lands, and Pharaoh seems pretty friendly and promotes advancement of civilization
>All this people complaining about incubus
It's like you don't want to see human next evolution step
>Has to constantly have sex with all the kherpi if shit needs to get done
Be honest, how many faggots would turn it into a green lush paradise? None, because their minds would be too full of fuck.
It's probably worth noting that despite their obscene appearance there are also Dark Demon Realms that aren't endless sex, the Royal Demon Realm being the most notable example.
The nature of a Demon Realm comes down to the nature of the individuals responsible for its creation.
How is that even pronounced?
Better than the singularity in my opinion.
And the most interesting from these four is the last one.
Of course, as has already been stated multiple times, except for the craziest monsters like the followers of the fallen god or Druella, most will actually try to have a relationship with their husbands instead of fucking all day, although it will include a lot more sex than usual
Apophis are against the Pharaoh, instead of wanting the desert to be a place full of life and green, they want it to be a dark demon realm
I love the philosophical threads more than the cyoas, because there's always that one singular ray of noblebright breaking through a sea of grimdark rape and corruption. A bit like pandoras box.
Monster girls are fine. Incubi are an abomination.
You just pronounce it like cult.
im big and strong so i would use that to overpower her
I daresay I'd be more interested if I actually knew anything about the MGE universe
oh sorry, my bad
Huh, interesting, but i guess it would be golems then?
>I love the philosophical threads more than the cyoas
Me too, the debates are more funny in my opinion.
Ask for the pastebin with the guides.
Goddamn centaur girls I can't understand you
She's got that proud, easily flustered nature
And riding her around, going for walks with her hand in hand, maybe a picnic in some meadow
But there would always be that sexual tension I don't want to really act on because THERE'S TOO MUCH HORSE FOR THE SEX
So it is an edgy way to spell cult for pëöplë thät thïnk thät äbüsïng thësë dåts ïs äwësömë.
Golems don't strike me as frost bitten depression.
>Monstergirls are fine
>Human men equals to them are not
I don't see your point.
Either >>101471306 at the cost of a few bits of information, or you make an account and view all of the setting yourself at http://monstergirlunlimited.net/forum/viewforum.php?f=59 .
Keep in mind that everything including the profiles is written in-universe from the viewpoint of a neutral human scholar and the monsters that assist him.
Except World Guide 2. That's by a biased as fuck Dark Matter.
I can only imagine the shenanigans that go on with dark priests:
>in confessional booth
>start listing sins
>dark priest demands detail
>awkwardly explain it was just fapping
>"No, explain it in detail"
>dark priest has you practically telling a fapfic to her
>occasional "mhm" sounds to tell you she's listening
>about three quarters through your grand tale of confession, she's gone silent
>hear some sort of squelching sound
>ask what's going on
>"N-nothing, you're forgiven" in a heavily panting voice
>see sign swap to "priest is out"
>THERE'S TOO MUCH HORSE FOR THE SEX
You're going to say no to a girl who wants to spend time with you, will do anything for you, who dotes on you and takes care of you?
furry sex stays furry sex even when there is a human attached somewhere at the other end of it
>Dark Priest not inviting you to her quarters to have you 'confirmed'
Metal Umlauts are not really a black metal thing. Kvlt is usually used as a joke these days or just to express that a certain band is good.
More Centaur for me.
How many human woman out there (I know you're in here) would readily give up their humanity to become a monogamous raping machine?
Power, beauty, longevity and more. We know it's fetish stuff for guys to have their own loving monster girl, but is the deal sweet and sealed for you too?
Guys, let me ask you something now.
What sort of conflicts or such would happen in the MGE universe if Christianity just suddenly became a thing with CG's religion still being there?
Considering the main religion is Not-Christianity to begin with, I doubt anything would change.
I will say no! I'm sorry, but the fact that you even exist opens up new possibilities.
Centaur girls imply the existence of other monster girls. That implies there are things like lamias out there in the world.
I'm leaving this barnyard hayhole behind and going on a quest of discovery. It is my dream that the sleeping bag I bring with me be replaced with a scaley, snuggly tail.
I think that Christianity couldn't prevail so much time.
Some guys can't handle all the love they have to offer. It's ok, they are fools.
I'm a man and I'd willingly become a cute monstergirl.
Dang, both of zton's works for c85 were disappointing. Were they not very long because he was working on two things at once? Also the Hyakki Yakou Lv.3 was short as fuck as well, did they not find enough arists because everyone was riding the kancolle boat?
The fuck is going on in that pic?
Depends what sect you're talking about. Some like Nestorianism might be very tolerant of monsters. Whereas Catholicism would probably not be so tolerant. Orthodoxy would probably be better ( one of the reasons they split with the catholic church was that the Catholics wanted celibacy for priest, and the Orthodox church wasn't having any of that)
The Orthodox-Catholic split was pretty much political.
>in the sense of gay
I like where this thread is going.
The 17-18 is crossing into uncanny valley territory, like someone slapped a doll's features onto real face. Wouldn't bang/10.
15-16 and 13-14 also demonstrate some of this, but in lesser measure, so they're fine enough.
Girls and how your perception of them changes while you're locked away from them.
Are there Jews there? Because you can't have Christianity without Jews first.
>not doing so well
>fuck memorizing all this stuff
>dark priest sees you're struggling with stuff
>suggests private tutoring
>agree, what could possibly go wrong?
>arrive for tutoring
>everything that could possibly go wrong went wrong
>wobble out a few hours later
>dark priest slaps you on the rear as you leave
The APP and the 3-18 tells me it's a stat roll appearance for Call of Cthulhu RP.
The answer is yea.
also, finally got base color done, how's it look?
True but there was a lot of other minor reasons.
Which begs the question, what if MULTIPLE Christian Sects were involved.
I actually find 17-18 to be the most attractive one.
I have never understood the concept of uncanny valley.
>dark priest slaps you on the rear as you leave
Fuckin' lost it.
>and the Orthodox church wasn't having any of that
Based biker clergy.
Enjoy your repressed child-fiddlers catholicfags.
Sounds like it is time to remove papist scum.
So if the Jews are monster girls does that mean that Jesus would be a monster girl?
There are many implications if you go down that road.
Fuck the Chief God, I'm in.
What went wrong? Tell me.
She's attractive, but the proportions are all off. I wouldn't trust her shit. 3-4 is understandably ugly. 5-10 are all unattractive and/or average and unassuming. 11-12 is the one I can trust a bit, and also the most realistic one. 13-16 are fine, but the proportions start to warp, and the aura of invitation just makes me more paranoidal. 17-18 just looks like a fucking succubus in disguise, who doesn't know how human proportions work and took the features from a random Victorian doll.
That's the spirit.
Although they do tend to have a high turnover rate. As soon as they find a man they like they blow off work and preaching for good.
Anon, that would be too lewd for a christian image board.
Also that would require me to actually write something. I'm semi-drunk and finishing a paper that's due tomorrow for school. Fuck law school.
It's fucking anime/manga style. It's not tied strictly to actual human proportions.
>17-18 just looks like a fucking succubus in disguise
And this is a problem how?
But seriously I find the less human proportions to be much more attractive. 2D has warped my perceptions and completely ruined 3D even on a physical level for me.
Some dullahan porn, someone said they're translating it right now though if you want to wait
The Catholic church has been in a state of bro-ing-up recently, but i have to say. You guys have had it right for a long time. Not a whole lot of Crusades on you guy's, well unless we coughs the Serbian Kebab removal unit, but whatever.
No, I don't mean the eye size, the line nose or whatever. I mean, she literally has her eyes on her forehead. Her face is rotated and the line of symmetry is off. It's these little details that stand out. That's some horror stuff shit. Yeah, before I found these kind of 2D faces trustworthy and attractive too. Now I just think of them as kitsune-likes who are trying to trick me into selling my soul.
Godammit, you keep saying its missing info, but which ones?
>tfw no mischievous, hyperactive monkey monster girl who's on some kind of pilgrimage to western lands and happens to be heading the same way as you. So you travel together and her foreign ways seem very odd and ridiculous to you.
You're alone in that, the size and height of their foreheads looks pretty consistent to me.
I don't understand what you're talking about on a fundamental level.
>implying I wouldn't be willing to sell my sole for some fluffy tail.
Succubus are whores and only want semen and souls. This is very wrong.
I'd take one over a human girl any day.
Damn. I'm not even a big fan of fluffy tails, but a MonsterGirl waifu for just a sole is a pretty good deal.
>they are the samething
I think it would mainly be the some of the Protestant churches and the Orthodox church that would probably be more tolerant to MGs.
Needs longer hair
>Trying to write good smut.
What would you do to your MG waifu?
inb4 hold her hand
We all would sell the soles of our shoes
>choosing a whore who will take your soul, money and inner organs over a whore that merely takes your money
"Don't touch that please."
>She picks up your sword from the ground with surprising ease and starts swinging it around
>"It's so shiny."
>"Look at me! I'm a Paladin!" She says in some mocking deep voice. "CLEANSE AND PURGE, HAVE AT YOU, EVIL SUCCUBUS!"
"Stop that." You say firmly as you grab her wrist to stop her before she damages your lustrous, blessed sword.
No question about that.
What i would hope would be that the Catholic church doesn't go full retard and decide it wants to launch crusades. That said there were some Catholic states who were really bro tier when it came to ethnicity and religion. I can tell you if the Polish-Lithuania Commonwealth was here, they would be a monster friendly state. Also
>Winged Hussars on Dragons and Centaurs
Some of the translations for World Guide 1 and 2 are in image format or another forum known as Monster Girl Redux (linked to on MGU whenever relevant) instead of just raw text. I don't see them at all on your pastebin.
I know a human whore that stole someone's kidney. dat dere meth not even once. she got life in prison.
Read more doujins. Watch more porn.
Well then obviously it's your job as a paladin to escort her and mitigate the effects as you quest for a way to free her from her cursed blood.
That's a character from MGQ Paradox right?
I'm fucking hyped for that game.
>You're sitting in class drawing some dicks in your journal because yolo.
>You don't even notice as her shadow drapes over you or as she stares at it very interested.
>"No you have to put the veins here!" You jump in fear as her voice suddenly startles you and she rips the pencil out of your hand.
>"Anon I understand you don't want to do algebra but at least learn how your own cock works," She erases a ton of lines and begins detailing the tip.
>"No good, you're going to have to see me afterclass!" She takes and eraser and blurs out your drawing before blowing you a kiss and winking. Inside you were shaking in fear.
>As the kids file out she singles you out and pulls you back on your backpack strap. "Now now anon, you have to learn!" She gives you a taunting smile and drags you to the chalk board.
>For the next 4 hours you and her go over every inch of human anatomy as well as the circulatory system as she shows you some "hands-on" examples.
>By the end you're exhausted and the chalkboard is covered in every type of cock and tits as well as other things. She hasn't even broken a sweat as she buttons up her blouse and zippers you up.
>"I hope this was informative for you Anon, I'll be waiting tomorrow for you to bring me a proper drawing of a cock and the other things we reviewed." She smiles warmly and opens the door. You shuffle out slowly before turning to her with a confused look.
>"B-but I thought you were an algebra teacher!" You try to talk your way out but she just giggles and slaps your butt playfully before her tail wraps your arm and drags it to her breasts. "these spheres are algebraical." Your hand involuntarily squeezes and she turns red with a lustful grin on her face. "Now go and remember what we practiced!"
Dark priest is rapidly climbing to my favorite spot
I thought you liked Centorea? You jumped ship?
Hard to translate that into literature. I'll try to find more materiel though. Thanks
>Not a whole lot of Crusades on you guy's
Well we kinda initiated them by calling you for backup when the turks showed up.
I love blondes. Cerea will always have a place in my heart.
I hope we can reform Emily.
If not for the whole being eaten alive I'd actually kind of like her.
You've obviously never been with an Albanian hooker.
But that's wrong, anon.
How? Succubi have always just wanted men's soul. Stop being delusional.
Not according to MGE.
Succubi originally just wanted dick juice
>Finding time out of her day to do something other than fuck.
A disciple of the fallen god needs no food, no drink, no sleep and no intellectual stimulation, nor does she want it.
That's not entirely historically accurate.
IRL demonology they mostly cared to take semen from monks and impregnate women.
Sorta. You guys were like
>Yo Pope, these guys are fucking up our shit! Care to help
And then the pope was like
>Oh thank God I can get all these fucking knights to stop raping a pillaging everything
Then he was like
>HEY KNIGHTS RAPE AND PILLAGE KEBABS
And the knights were like
Then the pope was like
>We need to save Byzantine, free the holy land, and also the Kebabs have gold!
Then the Knights fucked up shit. Including Constantinople and Kieven Rus'. Every time after that it didn't really involve saving you guys.
Tell me of at least one major advantage of an average succubus over extremely experienced whore.
Protip: you can't.
She'll indulge in it so long as she can corrupt enough people to make up for the time spent not fucking.
Are harpies were vicious and cruel creatures.
In case you didn't notice most creatures change considerably when they become monster girls.
Is there some way you could continue this?
They about you.
And don't need money, cars, jewelry, or won't accuse you of raping them.
an extremely experienced whore still needs to eat and shit, a succubus just turns your semen into demonic energy and refills your own stamina with her own energy.
I accidentally a word.
>They care about you
You keep telling yourself that, just don't come crying to me when she fucks the whole neighborhood in your bedroom.
They don't exist, so I won't.
Confusing us for kebabs was more hurtful than the pillage and the rape. ;_;
MGE monster have imprinting.
That is one they've fallen for a man their instincts shift and make it so they only want that one man.
Added the shading, still have highlights and details to do, but I figure I'll do that later.
Also it's color based from >>101457484
Loyalty and respect isn't a race-exclusive trait. Discarded.
Is not an inborn succubus talent. Succubi are defined and known for sexual pleasure and entering one's dreams. Anything beyond that is not a necessary condition of being a succubus.
Why is she so sad?
Doesn't work that way with MGE succubi. It goes as far as to make the energy of others taste absolutely disgusting to monsters so that they stick with you anyway. Or they become addicted to you. Or the Demon Lord's desire for every monster to be monogamous kicks in.
Or their instincts kick in and keeps them from going after another man. However there's nothing that stops a man from going after more monsters so long as he can convince his current partner to share and isn't stuck with a highly possessive monsters like the various lamia
I can recall an instance when basically the pope told the crusaders it was okay to sack Constantinople, but then the Byzantine's began to win, and he just kinda said " N-no you guys misunderstood me, I didn't SAY you should attack them, I-I would never say such a thing"
Everyone thinks of knights as the Chivalrous beings, when in fact they were little more then wealthy thugs on horseback.
A-are you going to continue this later?
Mouth and eyes are some of what i meant by detail I normally save it for last.
>Loyalty and respect isn't a race-exclusive trait.
Way to miss the point, fuckface.
NEXT THREAD, I'M GOING TO DO TO 'IT' DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO STOP ME
Next thread maybe.
The words "whore" and "sexually experienced woman" are mutually interchangeable. Just saying, mate.
Stop. These threads need a rest.
NO, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG
And a desire for dick isn't an inherent trait for the vast majority of MGs.
But we're not talking about mythological creatures here, we're talking about Monster Girls. There's a difference.
>That pregnant lamia pic by KC
They really don't. when they need a rest they're just gonna die for a while.
It's not like anyone who doesn't want to participate has to do anything else than ignore it and that's it
>Still missing the point
great one, "mate"
Succubus don't need money, nor cars, they won't guilt-trip you into buying them.
Whores, or "sexually experienced women" will.
I don't see her pregnant.
Different pic. Don't have it on hand. Will do some searching for it.
Just ignore, anon. Replying to them is no good, since it only invites them to go on a tirade.
Although on second thought, maybe it's mislabeled.
I always like seeing this screen cap cause I am in it
Paladins fight for god, and monsters are the work of the devil
>Existing in the MGE univers
Besides, Slutccubi don't ask for money or nice things because they only need semen to survive, so they leech away your semen and humanity, as opposed to women, who leech away your money.
>that breast feeding one
Right in the heart.
Meh, the first one I give gladly and the second isn't really worth as much as some people make it out to be in my opinion
Obviously you've never seen a man be cheated on or go through a divorce he didn't see coming or wanted.
A succubus sips from the cup of your soul to live, a woman can and with a 40% chance will take that cup and smash it on the floor.
Even if you were right, then it'd still be a major advantage over women, which was your original question.
I'll give you a 4/10 since you got me to answer, but you should really improve.
Maybe include some more "slutcubbus", "slut", "NTR" and "half the neighborhood" and you'll get more points, but you're not really talented.
Kiss her on the mouth
Kiss her on a different pair of lips
Make love while staring directly into her eyes
Cum at the same time
Cuddle while holding hands
I don't know what you're talking about. My mother, sister and grandmothers are nice people
I like you guys, lets talk again some time.
there isn't enough happily pregnant monster girls like that
And they'd rather get that semen from someone that they love.
Perhaps you'd like to specify which monster girl universe you're talking about. Because daily life with monster girls does have cars.
Kiss her lips.
Kiss her ears.
Kiss her hands.
Have her teach me how to use a bow and daggers.
Brush her hair.
Have her chain me to a wall and tease me, whip me and other BDSM stuff.
Cuddle and hold hands.
I want to pump an elf's ears like a dick
and kind of lewd
But overall rude.
Well, she probably smells of armpit, so it makes sense.
I'd say it's more crude.
I know she's supposed to be one, but it would be nice if there was a single part of that image that made it clear she was a lamia
But there isn't
I guess I'm too much of a prude.
The tatoos look quite a lot like those that the MGE echidna has, who also can turn into a human form. I guess that's it.
Less crude, rude, and prude.
Just be more lewd guys.
That's a good idea dude
I want to be gentle sometimes with my MG waifu even if she is into the kinkiest stuff.
>posts a pic of the Chosen Undead while saying that
/a/ really does think that all that makes a paladin is armor huh?