How often do you seriously consider joining you're waifu?
I think killing yourself over a meme is a little silly, even by 4chan standards.
Create a tulpa of her
>appreciating a character
Fuck off retard
I don't have a waifu but I do consider playing sudoku every single day.
Why are people like you (us) allowed to own a gun?
A prove Obama is right.
everyday. the vast majority of my energy and motivation is spent not killing myself.
I love a fictional character as much as a person could, but I wouldn't think killing yourself would unite yourself with the person...most likely... I'd like to be wrong
That's not funny, anon.
Just because something is misused or overused doesn't mean it loses meaning.
All the time. Coincidentally Gensokyo would be the place to find her.
>implying the bullet won't just bounce off your head
>LOOK AT ME, I KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT BALLISTICS, LOOK AT MY STUPIDITY, BASK YOURSELF IN IT.
I bet you think a .45 ACP is better.
Even retards would know that the mouth is the way to go.
>what is a joke
Jesus m8 calm yer booty ya fukn retard.
I don't have a waifu, but I consider it at least once a day.
>Look at me, I've never ben to /k/!
Sometimes, but then i remember my .25ACP probably won't penetrate my skull and most likely leave me like a potato for the rest of my life or with a big ass suicide scar on my face inside a psychiatric ward.
Also it's hard aiming my cal 16 shotgun, i/ve seen too much faceless gore pictures of guys that tryed and failed just to end like one of them.
I'm always *this* close, but I still have to finish the backlog.
I'm going to die of old age before I finish my backlog
can never unsee
nah man you can totally shoot yourself in the face with nine millie and be daijoubu. what sort of newfag are you? did you even watch c3bu?
Why do you even have a .25ACP?
I mean, besides collecting.
Why does so much of /a/ visit /k/?
I never have, but i do think about dying.
Because guns are kawaii.
I think you really need to apply multiple attack vectors.
Say, you get yourself a ton of pills (research to find the best option!) and just down multiple times the LD50. You do this at night in a secluded area, somewhere quite cold. No clothes would be best, but you could just go with lightly clothed. Make sure you've been careful enough that tracking you will at least be time consuming. Shoot yourself (some light research on exactly where would be best should be done), and you're basically bleeding out heavily, in the middle of nowhere, freezing to death, with a gut full of pills.
Much better than just the gun in your home. Someone would hear it and call the authorities. Then you get those zany survivor stories.
Because it's a pretty fun place.
Because they're both fun places that are relevant to my interests?
Cool people own guns. Cool people watch chinese cartoons. The overlap is only natural.
Because a lot of us will probably be shooting up college or the grocery store.
That's pretty much it.
Not sure if you intended to make a "cool" pun with Cirno but I laughed.
Because guns rule.
>implying you're not too beta to even leave your house
I'm doing this
Killing yourself for something you know to be imaginary is pretty fucking retarded.
Killing yourself for any reason is retarded, but this shit just takes the cake.
Is it a meme? I'll have manga and games backlog no earlier than I learn japanese. There is how much, less than 2-3 thousands hours of good anime?
>Killing yourself for any reason is retarded
Hot opinion you got there.
Critical ass damage.
Got a problem with it faget?
Those people are killing themselves out of loneliness, depression, despair and whatnot, I assume. No one kills themselves "for" their waifu.
Because /a/ is one of biggest boards. It's only natural that it makes up the population of many smaller ones. Also gun culture is popular among nip otaku.
That image gets me every fucking time.
not as often as I consider buying a mak
those things are sexy
>Killing yourself for any reason is retarded
The term backlog isn't and never will be a meme you fucking cancer.
>living in nogunz country
waifu isn't dead
you're just a sad faggot. got do drugs at least
Why are cirno fans all batshit insane?
What's insane about triple doubles?
You're just jelly of my kyuuteness
>not the best kind of sanity
Why would anyone kill themselves with a gun in the first place?
Just swallow a bunch of pills and get wasted or something. You'll have one nice last sleep as opposed to blowing your brains out. Think of the people who are going to clean after you or your family, faggots
Is sad feeling comrade.
That's why you blow your brains out in the woods.
The day you take away my 32 firearms is the day hell freezes over.
>do drugs at least
This. You will enjoy your life at least for a few days during the year.
holy shit Cirno
While it's funny that you got mad at a joke, it's even funnier that you are seriously implying that .45 is not superior in every way to 9mm.
>not leaving the theater
Enjoy that shitty movie
Are you that guy who used to do the glen Beck stream? I remember he had a cirno pic.
You see crazy and I see a man the is ready to protect his waifu.
>What's insane about triple doubles?
Woah-oh-oh it's magic, you knoooww.
>.45 is not superior in every way to 9mm.
That's what I'm saying, .45 is a shitty ass caliber.
Good times are coming.
That's a weird way to spell "best caliber."
SAMEFAG BACK TO /B/ DUBS KID
You would freeze to death if you hugged Cirno. Just saying.
Absolute fucking cancer
>this newfag doesn't know how to check for true same fags
Being this mad over some people admiring repeating integers on an anonymous image board.
Can we really call a person who can't hug Cirno alive? That little genius needs to be tenderly loved.
I want to brutally fuck cirno.
I want to give Cirno my icicle.
>even mentally unstable people can own a gun
Nice job 'murrica.
I think you mean, 'savagely beaten'.
>can't even carry a pocket knife
Nice job, UK.
>can't use commas properly
fun things are fun i thought you know that
How could you desire such a thing? Save that horrible desire for Tewi. Damn rabbit monsters.
That doesn't even look like Cirno. The breasts are way too big and she looks way too old in general.
You got me
>killing people is fun
USA USA USA
>needing that many firearms to compensate for your smashed up Peperami dick
If you want to kill yourself do it and stop complaining on /a/ you giant pussies.
Jesus Christ, what the fuck do you think that word even means?
How's Windows going for you?
Wow, such bully.
You know, just the best OS is all.
Pathologizing people does not an argument make.
Yup. Guns are only for killing people.
>too poor to afford Windows like everyone else
>there are people that don't understand the importance of the 2nd Amendment
I'm a filthy Euro, and even I get that.
You are one disturbed anon. Cirno's are not for harming.
Arming bears is not important at all for the society.
ALMOST MISSED THE CIRNO THREAD
>implying I wouldn't shoot you for harming Cirno
There will be no bullying of the baka.
They better be for loving.
I want to give her my strong thing.
It would make sense if they used them in other ways than shooting up schools and robbing.
I wouldn't want to live in a country where the rationale for owning guns is to violently resist your own government
t. third most guns per capita in the world
I never said gun ownership = small dick, I have 4 firearms myself. A shotgun, 2 rifles and a handgun. Having 32 guns however is just plain ridiculous, you're compensating.
That's what you think, now apply that to any third world country with all it's crime and impunity to corruption. Now apply that corruption to slightly less obvious things in any first world country (read: USA) like the military industrial complex.
/k/ you're drunk, go home
Yeah, you should try it.
I've been shooting at people from the window of my house for years, and I never get in trouble for it, in fact, I'm range-buddies with the cops, we touch deagles every day.
Probably the best spurdo image I've ever seen.
Nah, I just collect. Also inherited quite a bit. I have multiple M1 Garands.
Or, he is a collector, or he has a lot of expendable income.
Lord knows I wouldn't have any use of a Mauser C96, or a Spas-12, but I would never say no to owning one.
You are projecting very hard here.
I missed the Cirno.
>the rationale for owning guns is to violently resist your own government
So you would rather just roll over and take it if your government steps way out of bounds? Alright serph.
Which is clearly why the guns are used only for oppression, as seen in the third world countries and USA.
Last time I checked US government stepped way out of bounds multiple times already, and all that happened were high school shootings.
I'd take some of her worst. Do make sure you are gentle with that strong thing of yours.
Congratulations, you missed the entire point. Have a nice day anyhow.
But you'd rather not even have the opportunity at all?
You'd be perfectly content with being at the bottom of the gov't boot?
Hello hello. Constructer Being here.
New patch. Some type of number 5 times septillion. yes, this universe is more buggy than all of bethesda's games combined.
>New species addedd, very parasitic, died in less than 5 seconds
>Fixed some dying properties for the subject "Waifu": In order to join "you are" waifu, you MUST I repeat; you MUST die a natural death, not a planned one. Accidental deaths count as natural, suicide is not since it is in the self destruction category
>Fixed a very rare error where some human was able to make hardlight waifus. Now he's kidneys failed and is dying from urine poisoning, no not on Earth, some other planet full of humans infesting it, sheesh.
>Fixed an error where a deity would eat without logic
And that's about it for now. Have fun!
And yes, the mayan glitch patch was VERY close, but just in time. Now stop bothering about it in /x/ already.
>For an hero
Please... it has a 1/1000 chance of killing a human if aimed at point blank range or pressed against the cranium.
By the way I see it, US government could start impoverishing everyone on purpose and taking away stuff like freedom of speech, and only thing that'll happen is few isolated riots, nothing else. It is the same with every "democracy".
You're dodging my question.
You're saying you'd be perfectly content with sitting idly by when tyranny reigns, and you'd expect the same from your fellow men?
I wouldn't give a fuck as long as they don't screw with my lazy and comfortable life. If they do, I'll flee the country. Easy enough.
>muh civil war
Not everything has to come down to shooting at each other.
As an addendum, I'm sure you're aware of what's happening in Mexico with the drug war and vigilantes. If not, please go look.
>I'll flee the country. Easy enough.
If they let you. And what if there is no country that isn't fascist, what would you do then?
That's true, but the populace needs to be armed just in case.
I don't have to consider it. I can lucid dream.
Pic very much related.
I sure as fuck hope the Autodefensas take their country back from their government, and kill every single cartell member they find.
Settle in some remote place. Outside of animu I have plenty hobbies that will come useful in that situation. I don't care about muh fatherland or any other shit like that. As long as the government doesn't fuck with my economy I will humor it.
poor people being too poor to just leave. big fucking deal.
So you are the very definition of sheeple?
As opposed to what? Dying for democracy? I don't give a single fuck about that. All I care about is my own well-being. Unless you yourself are in a position of power, you'll get fucked with by the government. So if you have the will and resources to go and take the power for yourself, good for you. I don't care and I don't want to, I'm not made for leadership.
What the fuck? You're pretty dumb. Not giving a fuck is hardly the definition of sheeple. Sheeple are the loud mouths that vehemently believe everything they're told by the media, the government, and society at large. Or adversely, fuck heads like /x/ that believe everything that is the opposite. Apathy is bad, but it's not THAT bad.
>sitting idly by as fascism reigns
Enabling fascism is the same as being a fascist.
I value my life too dearly to just toss it away fighting muh oppressors.
>Dying for democracy?
Fighting for your family and loved ones, and their rights to continue living in peace and prosperity. You can run, but some day, there will be no place left to run to.
Being a pro-gun europoor is suffering.
>fighting for your family and loved ones
Did you forget where you are? Many anons don't have any of that.
There's nobody stupid enough to fuck with his citizens to that extent.
Even in the horrible nazi germany normal people lived peaceful and prosperous lives.
Besides there's always somewhere to settle.
we do have family and loved ones.
our BD collection and general buyfag shit.
Horrible demon dragon of your average muh freedomist.
>>There's nobody stupid enough to fuck with his citizens to that extent.
>this is what gun grabbers actually believe
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE ANTI GUNNERS ON MY /a/