I don't like peeps and I don't have a waifu.
The fuck are peeps?
I don't know, I could probably do something with the peeps.
You simply aren't fun at all.
Those shitty sugar covered marshmallow ducks old people are so fond of buying.
But what if peeps is my waifu?
trash made from earwig honey, industrial gel, cobwebs, and high fructose corn syrup
there's people who eat the stuff
inb4 you can't sell them
Those are like the shittiest candies ever though.
>Become a billionare
>Invest and fund research into making your waifu real forever
I don't know what peeps are, So waifu please.
But I only have a husbando...
It shows them right there and they're obviously some type of Mallow.
Quit being dense
Both are pretty shit opinions honestly, that is if you can't sell them
>giving you're waifu an extra dimension
Why not just put a bullet through her head, it'd be quicker that way
Peeps are fucking gross. And they aren't nearly as sweet as my waifu.
>you do not live long enough to see the day
Ten minutes is just long enough to tell her I'll always love her and to hold her.
I just don't know if I can bear to watch her fade away
he's probably a harem MC
Then invest in a way to digital upload your brain and personality into the internet, live forever as an omniscient internet god...with your waifu.
Would she have all the feelings for me that I imagine her to have? Would she go back home remembering it all? If no, I think I could find some African warlord to sell the peeps to.
Peeps since I don't have a waifu.
I love sweets, so I'll eat your waifu.
1, always 1
not like you can explore most of the galaxy with only 1000 years always
That's not hard at all if you know anything about how long it takes to get anywhere in space and how far apart the stars are or if you love your waifu at all.
There's nothing hard about that, I'll take my waifu please.
The ship goes FTL
Going too far anon, close your mouth!
Do I have to go on the pace adventure? Just living for 1000 years is fine with me.
They honestly look like chicks that just hatched from their eggs
What happens if female Gilgamesh is my waifu and he has a FTL spaceship anyway?
10 minutes is just torture. I'll take and sell the poops.
I'll take the spaceship. Exploring the stars is my lifelong dream.
Waifu, or course. What sort of faggot do you take me for?
>eat nothing but peeps for months
>be with waifu forever
What now, faggot?
>wanting to see society kill itself for 1000 more years
so I can time travel?
Live a thousand years and donate the ship to SCIENCE. Space is boring as fuck.
I don't have a waifu, so box of cornflakes it is.
Except that that's the right bear
>Not wanting to see society kill itself for 1000 more years
Besides, it said nothing about immortality. I could get killed or choose to off myself whenever I want.
Hardest one yet. I might have to take the cornflakes though, as having my waifu taken from me after a whole month would surely drive me to suicide.
>not wanting to build a house of peeps
Come on you guys
Is this supposed to be a difficult question? Cornflakes please.
waifu, no brainer
I like chocolate frosted flakes anyway
>Be super retarded and autistic.
>Pick the 1 box of cornflakes over waifu
>Choke and die
>Love your waifu in Heaven.
>cornflakes not being your waifu
Rather have cinnamon toast crunch
1000 years isn't long enough to explore the galaxy anyway. Also even though I do actually want to see what happens to humanity and the technology that will be developed by mankind, 1000 years might not be enough
Fuck. Space is my dream, but my waifu lives in the Netherworld, and being there is the equivalent of being dead.
Does that even leave me with a choic? Or do I get to live with her indefinitely?
Anything that isn't a lifetime with you're waifu is not worth it.
you don't need peeps for that in the first place
There's always the possibility, if not likelihood, of shooting yourself into space and seeing jack shit.
Even if you live 1,000 years, unless I got to live in Anime space.
>not wanting to build your waifu out of peeps
Come on man.
Better kill yourself after 100 years, or the government will abduct you and perform experiments on you.
Wither that or you can convince the world you're the next prophet.
I thought you were executed after the Nuremberg trials.
>devouring your peep waifu
My greatest fetish
Ugly lolis need not apply?
Waifu, of course.
If a thousand were enough for the remainder of human history, I would be rather depressed.
Or maybe relieved after realizing what a bother it humanity is.
But anon, we are already little girls here
What are you talking about?
Loli then become a public toilet for /a/nons
I don't want to be a loli and I don't have a waifu
Can I become my loli waifu?
>implying we aren't all little girls
>not changing appearances and identities every forty years
Problem is you'd stop being a loli after a decade or so, and then you'd be stuck for 70 years as a not-loli.
I'd rather have immortality
But anon, lolis don't have neckbeards!
>1000 years on a spaceship
>Doesn't promise ftl travel
Assuming (generously) that it can travel at 50% of the speed of light, then the maximum you can travel in your lifetime would be 500 light years. The fucking milky way has a diameter of over 100 thousand light year; you won't be able to explore shit. I'll take my waifu.
Will I be a super cute loli? Will anything dangerous happen? If I started lifting as a loli would I become really muscular?
Waifu. 3D little girls end up missing both arms and legs and hanging on /a/non's ceiling.
Neither do I!
Ehhh, I don't want to have periods...
I don't have a waifu because I can't convince myself anyone would want to put up with me, even in fantasy!
Stuck for 70 years as a woman who just gets older.
I think having ten minutes with my waifu is a little too short. Nor do I understand what constitutes as a lifetime supply. I can make a guess and do the math to see if it's actually worth it.
Excuse my dyscalculia.
Assuming that the demand for peeps are there I'll take a shot. The average lifespan of a person living in the United States is approximately 78.64 years. Which is around 28 722.6465 days. Rounding up to the nearest whole number is 29723 days. Assuming that we intake 8700kJ per day, 29723*8700 is 258,590,100kJ in a lifetime. A peep is approximately 460kJ. 258590100/460 is equal to 562,152.391 individual Peeps. The cost of a single peep is $4.97 so multiplying 4.97 by 562,153 is equal to $2,793,900.41 worth of peeps. I can't create a research facility with that much but if we all put in our heads together we can make a waifu factory.
>tfw no waifu
Guess I should OD on peeps then.
I'm all for immortality so long as it has an 'exit clause' for when I eventually am tired of it all, whenever that is.
I shave everyday
>but if we all put in our heads together we can make a waifu factory
...or a peeps factory!
are those yellow minutes beach footballs with black eyes?
Obviously the answer is sideways 8 of them.
So if a thousand /a/nons combine their powers, they might be able to get 2billion dollars. Would that be enough?
>selling the peeps
>not creating all kinds of whacky shit with the peeps people will spend loads a dosh to come see
I shall call it peep island
>has strawberry's in it
and those that inhabit it shall be called the peeple!
I'll be my own waifu
>Pick option 2
>Ship has FTL travel
>Travel for 10 seconds
>1000 years on Earth have passed
That's just what they put on the box. Do you even corn flakes?
You'd be surprised what the richest people in the world could do if they were willing to part with the money.
Oh damn. I was going to go with 2, then fly around for a year or so at light speed and then come back when science has created Star Trek-style holodecks and spend 1000 years on one of those with my waifu.
But if your interpretation is correct, that would suck
>if they were willing to part with the money
Indeed. Won't happen. No need to consider.
Think about military R&D spending in the US for just one year. Even factoring in inefficiency, two billion today will not make a breakthrough of considerable worth unless through near total luck.
Come back to Earth after 900 years, mankind has created technology for immortality and real life waifus or destroyed itself. This'll be one hell of a gamble
>Restart your life
So I get to keep coming back to this same point in time and reupping the choice to live forever if I pick option 2
Though honestly I'll probably forget eventually and just have to live the rest of it out.
Neither sound that great, frankly peeps make me nauseous. I haven't had sex in a while... so I guess 10 minutes with my waifu might be fun.
Neither if they are too cheaply made, otheriwse enchiladas, si señor!
Do they come with a lifetime supply of those dishes? Because that'd be cool either way.
Pussy ass tests in this thread. Here's a real thinker.
Lasanga nigga I don't want any of that beaner shit
You can press only one and not all at the same time.
Why would your waifu not win if she was in your harem?
You wouldn't... betray her... would you, Anonymous-san?
Chinese cartoon highschool
I could never leave /a/
Save the boy of course
Then I'll marry him
I hate both.
What? Option two would just have alternate reality versions of those things, and depending on the genre you could even attempt crossing realities and breaking out of your restrictions. Potency increases with the power level of waifu.
>7AM to Midnight
Regardless, I pick my waifu.
The other girls might hurt her.
White lolis killing people and raping girls, doing drugs and forming loli gangs. My god this'll be hilarious to watch
10 minutes with my waifu no doubt.
I would actually prefer he didn't know who I was, but yeah I would save the kid. If you don't choose option two, you should spend your waifu-time in shame.
Go 2D with all of /a/
I pick Orange.
I have gone years without shaving without noticeable facial hair.
:imbo, always Limbo
Plus, how is losing /a/ a bad thing?
self-indulgence is tempting but save the boy, befriend him when he reaches me, buy him a drink
Waifu > Saving some random person from an everyday thing.
Peeps are horrible
Why would you want Peeps?
If anyone picks something besides Green they are pantsu on head retarded
>they will come
Green is literally the only good choice.
Holy fuck, green.
I'd have to restock my store entirely, but green.
yellow button, I couldn't care any less about how much /a/nons come all over their screens
Green sounds hilarious.
If I can't sleep the peeps then waifu.
Red, I love my waifu; I think I could even love her in 3D.
Plus I think the idea of mourning a pretty girl super Romantic and arousing.
You realize that /a/ was your only tie to sanity. Your waifu was only a manifestation of the desire to fit in and as such, you'll lose everything.
I'll pick green, the world will thank me for ridding the negros.
>I can go into 2D worlds, and every /a/non will orgasm when I do so
I'll be doing everyone a favor, it's a win/win
Green is the only answer,If not go orange
Cool Blue Gatorade or bust.
If you choose Powerade ever you're a faggot and deserve to be shot.
imagine that... every time you use the charm, every single /a/non on the planet is forced to simultaneously ejaculate, no matter where they are or what they are doing.
The cold lonely void that is space frightens me.
>no vitamin water
But anon, we now have crazy ass lolis doing drugs, killing people, robbing stores and raping people and other nigger stuff
Orange, I'll even let you other anons press it.
Anime taught me this is the only choice.
But then we could rape them and make them crazy for dick instead.
They don't even sell any of those in my country
Why the fuck would I want peeps? I don't even like marshmallow that much.
peeps are too cute, I have trouble eating them.
ten minutes with my waifu is blatantly unfair, if it won't last don't bother.
in conclusion, both options are shit.
Then there will be those few /a/nons ACTUALLY outside and their zippers were down and ejaculated all over someone or the streets.
R-really? What if I just want to come around and hear about your 2D adventures, maybe even become friends with you
>We will never get an anime about loli gangs having wars over drugs, money, members being killed and other problems
I'll love it even more.
>getting them sold
Good luck with that, they're absolute bottom of the barrel candy.
That's hilarious, I'll take the yellow button.
>buying groceries (at 2am, gotta avoid normals!)
>giant black guy in line behind you, looks like a complete thug
>anxious to leave
>you both are overwhelmed by orgasm
Alright. Lets do this.
Lasagna. Fucking. I actually want that really bad. I'm so hungry.
Can't honestly decide. Both have their pros and cons...
2.5d limbo. Sounds cozy.
Save the boy.
Get that nasty shit away from me.
>we will never get an anime about drugs
So is it the jews fault this time?
Don't remind me.
I'd press the Orange button so I can capture your guys waifu and put them up for sale every time.
It's always the jews, anon.
Even when it isn't.... it is.
>gotta avoid normals
I don't do well in crowds, I am sorry.
>retain waifu in current form indefinitely
>no spike in crime due to adorable niggers
Me neither, bu the inclusion made me laugh harder than it should have.
Reminds me of that green text story about a duo of NTR-men fall in gay with each other. One's a white dude and the other's a big black man. They leave their life of NTRing behind, adopt a little girl, and open a candy shop.
I'd buy her and free her and hope she feels she owes me her life and starts to look up to me, but leaves anyway.
Then when you catch her again, I'll buy her again.
Hopefully I don't repeat this process too much...
I can't make her think she's just a slave to me.
I'll even tip you extra to not make me ejaculate spontaneously at certain times, because I might be with my waifu.
And since I'm the only one who loves my waifu I won't have to worry about other buyers.
Green. I won't benefit from it since there are no niggers in my country, but I'll do it for you guys.
I think i'd save the kid
only because I have my tulpa waifu to rely on now
do you have an archive link? sounds interesting
World peace then, I'd sacrifice my happiness for the world
>World Peace or World Peace
World peace, probably. I don't think my waifu would appreciate everyone else dying.
it should be niggers or your loca lequivalent. Kebabs, abbos, favela monkeys, etc
As far as I'm concerned, these options are one and the same.
2, when we finally die, I will look at the sunset with her holding hands and enjoy every minute of it.
Wait, are you that guy who I think you are
Except with one of them, you get your waifu.
World Peace, my waifu and I would probably go mad after some years all alone.
Is this even a question?
Well that was a rude thing to say /a/non.
But my waifu is a spooky ghost.
I'm not sure
Don't you ever worry that the darker aspects of your psyche and any subconscious doubts will begin to manifest as you continue to give awareness to the paradox that is a thoughtform? Would not it seek to preserve itself in the face of that which is an obvious controlling force, able to simply cut its lifeline on a whim? Could not the neuroplastic nature of the mind be turned against you, resulting in a shift from 'dominant personality' to 'secondary' and eventually, nothingness?!
>go to the store early
>in a good mood
>fatties, old people, slow walkers everywhere
>kids running out from aisles in front of you
>start feeling anxious
>people all around you basically yelling at each other just to talk through all the noise
>leave store annoyed
I know your feel.
But even so anon, isn't there a girl that you really like?
This had better been the weekend or you fucked up.
Guy who made a thread about how to create a tulpa of you're waifu around two years back
can I train the next 40 years in Judo, and THEN become a loli.
I wouldn't want to get into any unfortunate situations I couldn't handle as a loli.
I wouldn't do that to someone..
If you love a thing, you must be prepared to let it go.
I remember some guy posting reaction images from ep1 and ep2, do you happen to have links for ep3?
World peace = Stagnation ?
I did kind of worry about that stuff before I made my tulpa but literally everything about your tulpa is depentadnt on how you create your tulpa, and the kind of personality that you made your tulpa with
>World peace = Stagnation ?
>this is what americans actually believe
nope, but it was that thread that tought me how to do it
>you will never meet him.
he only comes to visit your grave
both options a shit.
Everyone but you and your waifu being dead=/=stagnation!?
I'd heard it was a thing left to only monks that were very clear of mind, and that over time even those thoughtforms, which would be shaped as virtuous and selfless, would begin to show more malignant aspects as even 'devout monks' are just people...
Neither, both are shit. 10 minutes with you're waifu would make her unhappy, because you are 3dpd trash.
>Don't you ever worry that the darker aspects of your psyche and any subconscious doubts will begin to manifest as you continue to give awareness to the paradox that is a thoughtform?
My darker aspects have already assumed direct control.
all we're saying is... give war a chance!
I'll take the Peeps, and I'll start a business, make investments, get big and eventually fund research to transfer your mind into a 2D simulation. And I'll make it available to everyone. I will become the hero /a/ needs.
>getting high with loli waifu everyday
This button has no downside
I can't believe this got 227 replies.
Neo-/a/, pretty sad.
Have you seriously never seen this thread countless times before?
/a/ is no longer allowed to talk about waifus.
>4chan liberated of shitposting
what would be the point then?
I'll miss you faggots though.
I wouldn't need to discuss anime anymore
But it's the trolling that makes 4chan what it is, I'd take waifu regardless
Waifu, 4chan isn't the same without some form of shitposting.
Only a retard would choose the first one. Your waifu becoming real doesn't make her like you.
I'll finally be free of this place and
Waifu, of course. What's 4chan without the shitposts?
Who's the genius who came up with this choice anyway?
If I had my waifu, I would be talking with her instead anyway.
Waifu, but this was by far the toughest choice yet. I'd miss /a/.
Repopulate with her.
She would make the world a brighter place!
You'd be killing 4chan anyway, might as well make you're waifu real while you're at it.
I... I don't know!
I don't want to you lose you guys!
But I want mai waifu! pic unrelated
We used to report the fuck out of these random kiddish "ur waifu or ____" where option B was some gag or joke option. We reported these because they're fucking mindless child's games and if left unchecked they amass. It's really the same kind of entertainment 9fags would enjoy.
I fucking hate peeps
peace is boring
>guy live trolling
>gets set on fire
Having ten minutes with her means a lifetime of depression after it's over.
I'll take the peeps.
they persisted throughout the years anyway
Someone make a new thread, this was the best thread /a/ has had in a long time.
Or is there another archive where anons ghost post?