Ban me please
Ban him, please.
Ban the writer of the post quoted by this individual.
Do I have to keep posting porn?
Not even CP/10
Ban the person who requested the ban of the one who requested the ban of this opening post, please.
Have some self restraint. Close 4chan, close your browser, do something else.
3D women are superior
Holy fucking shit why do yo u even have these ugly stick bitches saved on your computer?
Ban these triple dubs
Ban the man who plan the ban of the 3DPD fan. (Ban op please)
MODS MODS THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS
MODS MODS MOIST MODS!
implying I want to be v&
Having a moment of clarity now that I might regret later
mom please stop! i know you told me to stop going on this site but i love the people here.. please don't get me banned! it will ban our ip and i won't be able to post anymore. please stop mom
Does anyone here know a Sfw board with better mods?
seriously this is taking longer than I thought.
You're mather has terrible taste in the porno
Is this now a dubs thread?
Post CP, the ban is almost immediate.
/jp/ mods are usually on high alert to protect their little fiefdom.
Have you considered trashing your computer or perhaps even getting yourself arrested instead?
torrent with her photos
inb4 i get banned before OP
anime is for fedora fags
How hard is it to edit your hosts file instead of polluting the board?
Kids these days.
Fuck you no it isn't!!!!!
sexts in 650 posts
Will this thread still be alive by then? We'll find out!
implying I wouldn't unedit my hosts file later when I regret this
i want loli
forgot the link
>implying you won't just edit it back in 5 minutes
This addiction runs far deeper than many realize.
If you really have balls try posting CP
Well it seems that mods are asleep, post characters drinking.
this thread needs loli
So since i'm here, Ive never watched anime before could anyone recommend me some good beginners series
Let's see if this works on /a/.
Nobody wants to see kids getting abused. Fuck off
Post MLP for bans instead of porn. This is supposed to be a SFW boards
I hope your friend kicks your ass when he finds out that you got him banned.
Holy fucking shit fuck 3D god damn please holy shit at least post something we like fuck
Boku No Pico
Everyone starts with Boku no Pico
>you will never get dubs
Jesus christ why hasn't he been banned yet?
epic simply ebic
I think the worst part is that K. Like, who can't make a K?
>not posting old women
Come on, OP. Be more creative.
You do realize that the vast majority of Child Pornography is consensual and is no more damaging than child underwear modeling?
Pico to Chico
seriously, Mods this is outrageous
How many people have gotten PROMOTIONS so far?
Was that tattoo scribbled on with crayons? Absolutely disgusting.
why is everyone getting dubs except me
Even this shit didn't get banned
Jesus christ mods
WHERE ARE THE MODS
>WHERE ARE THE MODS
WHERE ARE THE MODS
>WHERE ARE THE MODS
WHERE ARE THE MODS
>WHERE ARE THE MODS
Well. I didn't expect to stay unbanned for a long time, anyway.
fuck you all
you guys are funny
Question: Is /a/ your homeboard? I know some people try to get banned so they can stop visiting
I haven't used this in ages.
cp is never consensual because kids are never given a choice.
If dubs, I should be a mod.
Try /sp/ instead, OP. They probably have mod presence due to the Superbowl.
He'll still be able to lurk but he probably hasn't thought of that. /b/tards aren't known for intelligence.
You'll just get a new IP anyway.
Host file or Ban is the same difference.
>she doesn't know the trick
>kids are never given a choice
Mods ban OP fast please.
I think I'm gonna puke.
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
if you had just posted Ponies on /v/ you'd have been banned 30 mins ago stupid op.
Why is this thread so good?
That guy must be the secret leader of the Jewish banking illuminati because he's gotten that many PROMOTIONS.
>doesnt know how to dubforce
OR the fact that you can't reply makes you stay away from 4chan.
It doesn't matter.
Many come from impoverished regions where posing nude in front of a camera can mean the difference between a full or and empty stomach. To blanket condem all cp is frankly quite heartless.
alright maybe this will speed things up
OP hasn't been banned yet because he's asking for it. Mods wants us to suffer.
Mods are here.
They're just saving OP's bitches before banning him.
If dubs I become a janitor.
They should ban him from every board but /b/.
omg it's moot. moot make me a mod pls
no 2d loli
post 3d loli
Post CP, retard. Immediate ban.
I got banned a few days ago for posting something slightly lewd that didn't even have any naughty bits showing.
Only if you get dubs.
>being this much of a pussy bitch
Why is this still here? Oh god what's going to happen?
Since it's dud thread might as well ask.
What apps do you use for runes?
I downloaded obenki and kotaba chan are there others?
That would get you a ban irl too
Thanks OP I just got fired
But CP is not funny.
Fat old women thinking they're sexy is.
OP wants to stop browsing 4chan, but he can't help himself. He figures that the only way to stop is to not have any choice in the matter. So he's trying to get himself banned.
When we reach that point in our lives where we want to get out of our funks, we do what OP does.
He's begging for mercy by wishing for a swift and painless death.
>fapped to a girl earlier who wasn't my waifu
I feel so guilty /a/
Back to reddit.
This has honestly become pretty fun
Same here. it was a loli bending over, she wasn't naked, but there was puffy vulva. got banned for 4 days like 10 seconds after I posted it
well that's easy enough
>fapping to your waifu
You went full retard right there.
>200 word essay due tomorrow
>can't stop browsing /a/
What the fuck do I do guys?
>tfw can evade bans easily
I'll never be free.
>fapping to your waifu
There have been many threads like this one already. Sometimes it takes a couple of minutes, sometimes it takes over an hour for it to get banned.
But consider that while it is 9:06 in best europe, probably all or at least most mods are from the USA where it is the middle of the night right now AND monday. I would expect noone to moderate at such terrible times.
and they say /a/ is being moderated...
You realize the difference in speed comes from submitting the report for illegal content, which puts it to the top of the report list for every mod/janitor, not the actual act of posting CP that makes them hurry up.
If you want to get them here report for illegal content. Or just stop being a fag.
>not satisfying you're waifu
You're getting set up for NTR son
That's odd. /a/ post lewd images all the time and mods have usually shown to not care about it for this board.
will 101444444 happen in this thread? Tune in at 4 to find out.
I don't even want to be a mod
>primary school essay
Get the fuck out of /a/ that's what
Make a thread begging to be banned of course. Also 200 words is, like, 3 medium paragraphs
>mods are asleep
i can feel your feel man:)
This looks like a job for 8man.
>being this new
Post candy dolls then.
save me 8 man
I wanted to say something smart, but "nigger"
bitch it's 10 am here
lostboy.exe is pretty helpful
one piece is best animu
The fact that this thread is still up is kind of funny.
Don't worry /a/ I will save you
I think I wrote multiple 200 word essays in that Berserk thread earlier.
>over 100 replies
>mods are fapping
8 man you huge cunt
Bitch its 7pm here
>animu and mango
I remember that.
I never really got that song in NGE that went "It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down". But I see now, THIS is what it's referring to.
Do people on /a/ like feet?
what's going on in here
oh god it's gonna happen in this thread
>not commie subs
Anna best girl.
I got them in an IRC thread because this will probably 404 soon.
3:13 AM here
>not in this thread
For shame /a/
Latency kills this script.
MODS CONFIRMED FOR BEING WEST COAST!
Not 3D shit feet.
Yeah, that's where moot lives. I thought this was common knowledge.
What the fuck.
I will save you
damn would have been funny
This is a fucking outrage.
Yotsuba is a useless cunt!
She's not even cute, and deserves to be bullied.
am I doing it right?
Who wants too hive five me!???
He doesn't spread his mods throughout the globe? No wonder there are internet doldrums where threads like these can thrive
how do I sagge?
Oh shit I know this girl. Is there any more?
Saged for 3dpd
Another shitposting thread huh? Heh...Looks like I got no choice...
The mods are his real life friends, why do you think most are normalfags mods.
Put sage in your anus.
But seriously where are the fucking mods?! This shit threads been around longer than my wolf children thread I made last year which was barely up for an hour.
How the fuck is this shit still going?!
>thinking saging is even worth it
you're adorable anon
>Not *unsheathes dick*
Are you even trying?
I wonder if OP didn't get banned out of spite.
I've just figured out that 4chan doesn't immediately 404 threads where OP got banned, it's still there if you refresh it.
Correction, a janitor probably deleted it and the thread has been kept for an actual mod to approve a ban.