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We need to get together, and discuss the waifu rules. I've seen many newfags on /a/ these days not even knowing what a waifu is, and doing all kinds of crazy shit.

Undisputed Tier
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Your waifu must be 2D. 3DPD a shit.
Treat your waifu with kindness and respect.
Defend your waifu when she is insulted.

Most Accepted Tier
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Do not fap to your waifu.
You must have pictures of your waifu.
You must watch all media your waifu is in.

Disputed Tier
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Love one waifu forever.
Sluts cannot be waifus.
Your waifu cannot be from shonenshit.


Newfags, stay out.
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Wow good list.

I would add "Kill yourself" to the undisputed tier though.
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ha ha what the fuck they are cartoon characters my man who cares

fap away
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>>101437517
Can we all agree that people with seasonal waifus are the scum of the earth?
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>>101437574
>>101437592
Newfags, stay out.

>>101437683
They are fucking disgusting and should stick to 3D.
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great thread op 10/10 you sure convinced me that you've been here longer than a month
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>>101437517
>newfags on /a/ these days not even knowing what a waifu is.

seeing the rules that you've written, I think you've confirmed you're a newfag. Good job OP
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Somebody make a strawpoll about how new OP is.
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>not having sex in missionary position with your waifu
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Bump
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>>101437517
>Sluts cannot be waifus.
>Your waifu cannot be from shonenshit.

>These shitty rules when there isn't even a mention of not having a waifu from a recent Anime.

>That and the fact that this reeks of the idea that you can pick you're waifu

You are scum, OP
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>>101437683
Holy shit I don't even have a waifu and I agree completely.
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Does anyone carry around a picture of their waifu in their wallet?

That sounds cute.
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>Love one waifu forever.
>Disputed Tier
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I do. It really does make me happy every time I see it.
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>>101447340
At least it's in Disputed Tier.
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>>101437683
Oh yes.

>A million assholes all saying [Generic Shounen Girl] is my waifu
>Season ends and there's like two people who keep her

It's a damn shame
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>>101447501
>>101447394
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>>101437517
hey op, i remember when this whole waifu biss was a joke. Suddenly new fags started to take it for real and make threads discussing "rules"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YtwPPsBKGQ

mandatory.
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>>101437517
>defending waifus
>implying they don't deserve to suffer for being unlucky enough to be chosen by you
It's a doggy dog world, mate.
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>>101437517
>Do not fap to your waifu.
Since when sex bad?
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>>101448030
There's no sex in USSR, comrade.
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>>101448030
It's more of a respect thing.
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>>101447915
You don't choose you're waifu, anon-chan.
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>>101448085
Not fapping only to her must be disrespectful imo.
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http://strawpoll.me/1118646
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>>101448209
What is it with you cancerous fucks and your strawpolls.
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>>101448185
That's like saying jerking off to porn when you have a 3d gf is like cheating.
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>2014
>waifus
>being the cancer that ruins /a/
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>>101448166
Then they deserve to suffer for being stupid enough to chose someone like me.
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>Do not fap to your waifu.
Bullshit. What's wrong is fapping to people raping you're waifu, or seeing you're waifu suffering in any other way. Not desiring you're waifu's body as much as everything else there's of her is proof of not loving her enough.
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>>101448338
You're pretty dense, anon-chan.
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>>101437517
>Do not fap to your waifu.
How about no?
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>>101448282
Sorry I'm not talking about 3D relationships here, you can't compare it.
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>>101448282
Oh shit.

By that logic you're the 2D world equivalent of fucking Dr. Phil.

Let's see how you get out of this one /a/.
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>>101448387
>getting this mad
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If you have a waifu you're a weeaboo or you're trying to fit in.
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>>101448381
No, it's the same thing. If you have a 2d or 3d gf and you jerk off to porn, that's not cheating. What you said is it's basically cheating and disrespectful.
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>>101448513
I have a waifu and I don't give a shit about what people thinks about it.
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>>101448534
It's not cheating, but it's disrespectful. It means you don't have enough with you're girlfriend. That you need more than she can give you.
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>>101448600
How is it disrespectful?
Some people are just insatiable. Trying to change them would be disrespectful.
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>>101448593
Yeah, that's why you responded.
Didn't even forget to bring your smug reaction face.
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>>101448534
2D can't be gfs for obvious reasons. you can love them but there's not a proper relationship there so the term "cheating" doesnt works here.
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>>101448640
>>101448640
No one is trying to change them. They should want to change themselves for they're waifu.
Allow me to put it the other way around. How would you feel if you learned you're waifu (or girlfriend if you prefer) masturbates while watching/thinking about other men? Wouldn't you feel as if she's looking for something that you can't give her? And, knowing that you're waifu feels that way when you fap to other girls, shouldn't you try to change that so she stops feeling that way?
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>>101448647
>Yeah, that's why you responded.
That's because I'm trying to be polite but go ahead win your argument on the internet, here you have another smug face.
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My perspective is that waifuism is about abandoning the pig disgusting 3D world to pursue the ideal. It's self-defeating to then sully both yourself and your waifu with the impurity of lust.
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>>101448772
>look how mature I am, maybe he will not realize that I'm underage
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>>101448861
We're not talking about lust here, though. We're talking about tender love. Why do you want to hug you're waifu? Why do you want to kiss her? Why do you want hold her hand? Because it feels good, you want to make her feel good, and you love her. It's about feeling her, her feeling you, and both feeling things together. That's love. Otherwise, you may as well love the walls of your room.
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>Waifu rules
>Newfags, stay out.

Take your own advice OP.
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>>101448895
I'm "trying" to be polite not mature, come on I watch anime on my 20s and also have a waifu.
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>rules
I doesn't matter how delusional you are. Everyone here knows that waifus don't exist. Waifus are just a device to make you happier, therefore everyone has his own rules. Arguing which made up rules are superior is the single dumbest thing I have read this week.
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>>101449093
Obviously you never learned how to be polite if you act like a cunt instead of being polite.
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>>101437517
Fucking subbers. Don't sub the writing if it's the same as the spoken dialogue anyway.
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>>101449238
Your mom.
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>>101437517
>thinly veiled asking sparrows how eagles soar
Lurk the fuck moar. /a/ isn't going to explain all the nuances of waifus to you.
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>>101448861
I'd totally get an artificially-intelligent sexbot clone of mai waifu once technology improved to the point where it was feasible.

Pic related, mai waifu. Being tortured by her family, raped for decades, ignored by the guy she has a crush on, makes my heart burn with the desire to rescue her and make her mine. That's what real moe is.
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>>101449353
>Being tortured by her family, raped for decades, ignored by the guy she has a crush on, makes my heart burn with the desire to rescue her and make her mine.
So, you're one of those white knights I've heard so much about.
You should read family project.
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>>101449408
Actually, I'm an MRA.

Still want to rescue Sakura, though. It's an emotional thing, it doesn't care about my ideology.
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>do not fap to your waifu

Dude, she's killed over ten thousand people. That thought alone gets me hard, how can I not fap to her?
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This entire thread is retarded. Rules and such, sekret club guis

If you don't like how people are acting with waifus it's only proof that there's a massive influx of faggots from Reddit/gaia/tumblr and there's nothing we can do about it except watch as /a/ falls even further into ruin.
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>newfags
>waifu rules

The irony is the waifu thing was just a meme that newfags misunderstood completely.
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>>101449551
If they feel that adhering to rules makes their relationship with their waifu more meaningful, more power to them.
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>>101437517
>Your waifu cannot be from shonenshit
lel
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>>101447915
>It's a doggy dog world, mate.
fuck

was it Yuru Yuri where someone said this?
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>>101437517
This is the only acceptable waifu: Manami Tamura!
And she's mine.
You plebs can have your shitty 2nd tier wifus.
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>>101447446
OP is so fucking new it hurts.
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>>101437517
Kill yourself.
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>waifu
>rules

This thread is shit.
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>>101437517
>Love one waifu forever
>Disputed Tier
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>Waifu
>Rules

Anon...



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