Would you lick/service your waifu's smelly butthole?
I would any 2D girl's butthole
Nothing would make me harder.
No. What the fuck?
Gay as fuck dude.
Why the hell would I do that to Asuka?
I'd at least wait until she's no longer a kid.
You don't love her. sulf
Why does it have to be smelly?
Isn't cleanliness supposed to be one of the main advantages of 2D?
What this guy said.
What's the point of licking her butthole is it's clean.
Might as well lick the wall.
>not enjoying the flavor of your waifu
I would a Soryu, not a Shikinami.
I want to preserve that juvenile purity as long as possible.
With pleasure. Anilingus is the ultimate way to show your acceptance of your waifu's entire being.
>enjoying the literal taste of shit
>Hurr durr it's 4chan we're all in denial about being gay and we love the taste of shit and raping and killing people
This never gets old
2D girls' buttholes smell like cinnamon and strawberries. You can't resist licking them.
I'd do it when it's clean just for extra saliva polishing
You've never licked a girls asshole have you?
You've never even touched one, have you?
where do you think you are
>smell like cinnamon and strawberries
If I want to taste cinnamon and strawberries, I'll eat some damn cinnamon and strawberries. If I want to taste ass, I'll eat some ass.
>I'll eat some ass.
Except you never have and never will
She's submursed in chlorinated water half the time, it'll probably smell like pool disinfectant but it's likely clean.
But stinky girls are the best.
Agreed. I love dokurosan's doujins.
2d isn't real
I've already sniffed and licked my Japanese gf's butthole
You need to stop projecting son.
You have no idea who you're talking to.
It tastes like skin. Make a fist and lick the scrunched up part. That's all it is.
If you actually insert your tongue, it has a slight battery/metallic/whatever aftertaste, but still basically nothing.
Stick your finger in your ass and lick it.
After a few budweisers anything is possible.
If you were talking to me 15 years ago, you'd be right.
Stop projecting your nerd onto me, it feels gross.
>drinking watered down piss in a bottle
Do you drink that because you're poor?
You can stop avatarfagging now, virgin
Thanks for responding.
>i'm a virgin
>so everyone on /a/ is a virgin
I've fucked at least 5 chicks, stay mad, virgin.
>he actually thinks that's impressive
now i can't speak for myself because i wasn't as slutty but i knew a kid who fucked 5 different girls in two weeks when he was 13
At least you guys didn't enjoy it, or regret fucking 3DPD, right?
Not into Salad Tossing. 2d and especially not 3d.
But I find it Ironic that I would put my dick into something that I would not dare put my mouth close to.
>captcha counroh irony
Of course we enjoyed it.
until technology allows 2d to give me a similar experience i won't regret it
So does that mean you regret doing it or not?
I'm pretty sure he just said he did
>playing the sexperienced on /a/
>I've fucked at least 5 chicks, stay mad, virgin.
>35%-45% of dudes on /a/non are regular people who had sex but like anime
Nothing to see here people.
I thought it was the other guy.
>you regret doing it
No, what kind of beta would regret having sex with a girl?
>dudes on /a/non
As much as I agree with you, you need to go back to /b/
Licking and sucking on a girl's shit hole is great but even if it weren't I'd be my waifu's toilet if she asked. Or maybe even if she didn't.
Haven't been on /b/ since 2006, probably before you new 4chan even existed.
Can't I just like discussing anime while also having sex in the past at the same time? Why is having sex even "normalfag"? I hate people and going out. I don't feel superior to anyone for having sex.
"knew", damn I need a new keyboard.
Which one is "is tsundere about sex and stutters when you bring it up, but will eventually give in and love it"
Not that anon, but that doesn't excuse you, or anybody else really, for posting content which is not normally relevant to /a/ and its "culture." Of course that guy shouldn't have been so antagonistic either, stuff like using dude in a sentence, and posting spiderman, is not so heinous.
I would definitely service her butthole, with fingers, penis, and tongue. I would also hope that she farts while I do.
You're OK, but most people who have had sex would be labeled a normalfag, because those qualities are just correlated with having had sex before, and people here just make that assumption.
>look at me, I can having sex even without trying, I swear you guys!
Don't waste your time worrying about it. Its normal to be shunned by the majority. /a/ is no different.
Just don't bring up that you are not a virgin and you will be ok.
One of my favorites.
>getting this upset over something some anonymous person did
Her face when she does it is so cute. So embarassing for her~
>bragging on an anonymous imageboard
>perceive any comment as jealously towards your bragging
Ok, so I will stop responding now. Hope you do fine without my attention!
>assuming everyone who replies to you is the same person
>getting mad at someone telling you to just ignore people bragging about things that make up upset
You're waifu is a doll. She doesn't have an anus and doesn't need to use the bathroom.
>using exclamation marks
Why are people starting to think this is ok here?
>implying it wasn't obvious you were being passive aggressive
It's 'OK' or 'okay'. Not 'Ok' or 'ok'.
All things are possible in the N-Field.
Looks like you passed the test. I'm not the first anon mentioned in your post.
Mikan is qtpie.
I don't know, Yui is also really good from that show.
However, I don't have a waifu. But if I had I'd lick her ass all day.
>Not that anon, but that doesn't excuse you, or anybody else really, for posting content which is not normally relevant to /a/ and its "culture."
Ok well please explain to me why Charles Heston is relevant to anime more so then spiderman? Because I see his reaction image on here for fucking years, and no one seems to give a shit.
Well, that's pretty standard.
Doing stuff like that to anyone other than you're waifu means that your just a trashy pervert.
All of the troubles have lickable anuses.
>all this "No, what the fuck"
I'm so disappointed in you.
Farts are the Naruto of fetishes
Shit is that kind of fetish. You either like it, or are really grossed out by it.
oh no, people don't have the same fetish
Shit I can understand, but farts aren't shit. I mean, technically they are little shit particles in your nose, but it's still different!
It's not relevant to anime, but it is to /a/. That's the difference and why I put "culture" in quotes. Also, I don't specifically oppose most spiderman images either, unless they're explicitly /co/ or some other board related. I was really just talking in some general terms that were kind of separate from what you had posted, but it seems I didn't get that across well. I apologize.
I don't want to have my waifu fart in my mouth, I want to throatfuck her.
I'll rim her if she rims me at the same time. Fair?
But it doesn't really matter if it is farts or anything else. The point is that you should be willing to accept everything about you're waifu, no matter how opposed to something you would normally be.
What if your waifu is opposed to it?
If she's opposed to something then tell her she'd do it if she loves you
That's not respectful.
I haven't visited any other boards beside /a/ for a long time so excuse my ignorant on what is "reaction" images are relevant on other boards.
That being said, all the reaction images I have gather were from /a/, and I find it quite trivial on what reactions I use as long as it gets the point across.
But it's true
>forcing your waifu to do something
i bet you have seasonal waifus too
I meant "ignorance", sorry must be tired already
>wanting to throught fuck her when you can fuck her vagina and ass
>doesn't want to inhale her farts
Go away, you're as gay as they come.
No it's not. If you love you're waifu you wouldn't try to make her do things she isn't comfortable doing.
3dpd pls go
Nips are ugly man.
Did you just tell him to go back to /a/?
By that logic, she should also let you lick her eyeballs. Just because you like something dosent mean you have to stick your tongue in it.
Acceptance and fetishes aren't the same thing. Plenty of things I'm fine with but I don't really want them or think are good for us as a couple in some cases.
It's manipulative and disregards her individuality selfishly over a small part of the relationship.
I'm glad your waifu isn't real.
Some images are more common than others, so it makes sense to post the ones that are always being posted, in case others call you out on shit like that other /a/utist did.
>3dpd pls go
Oh noes, please don't not bring up real gfs on /a/,
That is straight blasphemy and you will be exiled.
My fetish is manipulating and abusing my waifu. Is this really wrong?
Yeah, you've had sex with normal unattractive people who were as desperate to get off as you were.
With that said, you're tripfagging/avataring on an anime forum. You couldn't convince a retard you've had sex with actually objectively attractive girls, or even a plentiful amount of normal girls. Don't fool yourself.
What kind of logic is that, getting your eyeballs licked is not enjoyable, getting your anus licked is.
That's correct. Is it your first day on /a/?
Not if it makes her uncomfortable.
boy, you sure showed that tripfag who posted an hour ago
Yep I can already hear the neckbeards slamming their pickforks on the ground.
for more than half a second
When people get confronted, they keep the tab open. They can't help themselves.
>getting your eyeballs licked is not enjoyable
Please stop acting like your personal opinion is fact.
>Redirecting to /a/
NO! DON'T EXILE HIM TO THAT HORRIBLE PLACE!
Poop comes out of buttholes. Why would you want to put your mouth anywhere near it? Fucking scatfags.
Yeah, maybe one. /a/ doesn't have that many to begin with. Should have went with some skinny derogatory term instead.
Vomit comes out of the mouth. Why would you want to put your dick anywhere near it?
That's not Fosters!
What's wrong with poop? It's a perfectly natural and healthy substance, just like any food.
good taste, anon
Whose implying Neckbeards are always fat?
I don't think it's possible to have a scat fetish without having obscenely low self-esteem. Now, I don't have high self-esteem mind you, but I think you have to feel worthless to fantasize over eating shit.
Oh shit, I need to get some sleep.
No, I was saying that this is /a/.
that's exactly how i feel about foot fetishists
It's just a couple of vocal dung beetles on the internet
Then type >/a/, not >>>/a/, moron.
I don't think it's that easy to explain a fetish, anon. In the first place, many of them might not even think that "shit" is shit, as society and most normal individuals would think of it as something shameful and negative.
Exclamations are a perfectly legitimate part of grammar.
>all these fags wanting to lick shit
if you're waifu really loved you she would lick your anus clean
If you're waifu really loved you, would she let you hit her?
pretty sure this whole waifu thing is one-sided
Blood and uterus lining comes out of vaginas. Fucking gorefags.
so are ellipses....
/a/ post of the day
Anyone who votes yes is an edgy shitposter.
Do you even know what a waifu is?
What if I voted "this is my fetish"?
>hitting your waifu
Not sure who you mean, but good taste either way.
The moment you go down on a girl and smell ANY kind of stink, you'll fucking change your tune really fast
inb4 some delusional tard goes on a rant about 2D smelling like strawberries
Then hit a random 2D tramp, not your waifu.
Well, 2D smells like whatever you want it to. It's all fiction anyway. It's not like the concept of a waifu was ever based in reality either.
But that would be cheating on my waifu.
Is rape more acceptable than hitting?
>13 /b/-tier degenerates
That's better than doing things to your waifu that she doesn't like, because she wouldn't really be caring about what someone she doesn't know is doing.
Holy shit what a waste
>hitting a waifu
It makes sense that 13 people ITT are gay.
I picked pussy. But only because my waifu has one, and I would also only pick my waifu's pussy, not that of any other, or dicks for that matter.
If you say yes, she is not your waifu.
A waifu isn't just "hurrr my favorite anime girl character"
More like people who have neurological issues.
>It makes sense that 13 people ITT are gay.
That poll isn't even from 4chan (but this is the second time it's been posted on /a/ because of the numbers)
It's pretty obvious it's just "trolls" going for a cheap laugh
>trolling using a poll
Yeah, they really are "trolls." Either way they're still faggots though.
Sure if she desire it.
Pretty sure it'd just taste like squid anyways, or atleast ink.