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Would you lick/service your waifu's smelly butthole?
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>>101433345
I would any 2D girl's butthole
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>>101433345
Yes :)
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Nothing would make me harder.
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No. What the fuck?
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>>101434838
Gay as fuck dude.
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Why the hell would I do that to Asuka?

I'd at least wait until she's no longer a kid.
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>>101434838
You don't love her. sulf
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Why does it have to be smelly?

Isn't cleanliness supposed to be one of the main advantages of 2D?
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>>101434963
>implying
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>>101435006
What this guy said.
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>>101435006
What's the point of licking her butthole is it's clean.
Might as well lick the wall.
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>>101435006
>>101435073
>not enjoying the flavor of your waifu
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>>101435053
I would a Soryu, not a Shikinami.

I want to preserve that juvenile purity as long as possible.
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With pleasure. Anilingus is the ultimate way to show your acceptance of your waifu's entire being.
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>>101435171
>enjoying the literal taste of shit
>Hurr durr it's 4chan we're all in denial about being gay and we love the taste of shit and raping and killing people
This never gets old
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>>101433345
>smelly
2D girls' buttholes smell like cinnamon and strawberries. You can't resist licking them.
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I'd do it when it's clean just for extra saliva polishing
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>>101435329
You've never licked a girls asshole have you?
You've never even touched one, have you?
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>>101435522
where do you think you are
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>>101435444
>smell like cinnamon and strawberries
If I want to taste cinnamon and strawberries, I'll eat some damn cinnamon and strawberries. If I want to taste ass, I'll eat some ass.
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>>101435615
>I'll eat some ass.

Except you never have and never will
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>>101433345
She's submursed in chlorinated water half the time, it'll probably smell like pool disinfectant but it's likely clean.
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>>101435693
Yeah sure.
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>>101435006
But stinky girls are the best.
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>>101435769
Agreed. I love dokurosan's doujins.
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>>101435764
2d isn't real
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>>101433345
I've already sniffed and licked my Japanese gf's butthole
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>>101435874
You need to stop projecting son.
You have no idea who you're talking to.
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>>101435961
A virgin
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>>101435329
It tastes like skin. Make a fist and lick the scrunched up part. That's all it is.

If you actually insert your tongue, it has a slight battery/metallic/whatever aftertaste, but still basically nothing.
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>>101436033
Stick your finger in your ass and lick it.
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After a few budweisers anything is possible.
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>>101433345
Yup.
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Yes
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>>101436000
If you were talking to me 15 years ago, you'd be right.
Stop projecting your nerd onto me, it feels gross.
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>>101436083
>drinking watered down piss in a bottle
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>>101436083
>budweisers
Do you drink that because you're poor?
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>>101436099
You can stop avatarfagging now, virgin
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>>101436131
>>101436165
Thanks for responding.
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>>101436202
>i'm a virgin
>so everyone on /a/ is a virgin
I've fucked at least 5 chicks, stay mad, virgin.
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>>101436297
>he actually thinks that's impressive

now i can't speak for myself because i wasn't as slutty but i knew a kid who fucked 5 different girls in two weeks when he was 13
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>>101436297
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>>101436392
>>101436297
At least you guys didn't enjoy it, or regret fucking 3DPD, right?
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>>101433345

Not into Salad Tossing. 2d and especially not 3d.

But I find it Ironic that I would put my dick into something that I would not dare put my mouth close to.

>captcha counroh irony
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>>101436529
Of course we enjoyed it.
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>>101436297
sure
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>>101436529
until technology allows 2d to give me a similar experience i won't regret it
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>>101436598
So does that mean you regret doing it or not?
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>>101436695
I'm pretty sure he just said he did
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>>101436033
>>101436099

>playing the sexperienced on /a/
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>>101436297
>I've fucked at least 5 chicks, stay mad, virgin.

>35%-45% of dudes on /a/non are regular people who had sex but like anime

Nothing to see here people.
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>>101436730
I thought it was the other guy.
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>>101436695
>you regret doing it
No, what kind of beta would regret having sex with a girl?
Jesus.
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>>101436790
>spiderman
>dudes on /a/non

As much as I agree with you, you need to go back to /b/
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>>101436297
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Licking and sucking on a girl's shit hole is great but even if it weren't I'd be my waifu's toilet if she asked. Or maybe even if she didn't.
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http://strawpoll.me/1110906/
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>>101436857

Haven't been on /b/ since 2006, probably before you new 4chan even existed.
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>>101436790
This.

Can't I just like discussing anime while also having sex in the past at the same time? Why is having sex even "normalfag"? I hate people and going out. I don't feel superior to anyone for having sex.
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>>101437001

"knew", damn I need a new keyboard.
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>>101436900
Which one is "is tsundere about sex and stutters when you bring it up, but will eventually give in and love it"
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>>101437001
Not that anon, but that doesn't excuse you, or anybody else really, for posting content which is not normally relevant to /a/ and its "culture." Of course that guy shouldn't have been so antagonistic either, stuff like using dude in a sentence, and posting spiderman, is not so heinous.
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I would definitely service her butthole, with fingers, penis, and tongue. I would also hope that she farts while I do.
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>>101437028
You're OK, but most people who have had sex would be labeled a normalfag, because those qualities are just correlated with having had sex before, and people here just make that assumption.
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>>101437152
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>>101437028

>look at me, I can having sex even without trying, I swear you guys!
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>>101437028

Don't waste your time worrying about it. Its normal to be shunned by the majority. /a/ is no different.

Just don't bring up that you are not a virgin and you will be ok.
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>>101437250
One of my favorites.
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http://strawpoll.me/1118119
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>>101437280
>getting this upset over something some anonymous person did
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>>101437332
Her face when she does it is so cute. So embarassing for her~
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>>101437354

>bragging on an anonymous imageboard
>perceive any comment as jealously towards your bragging

Ok, so I will stop responding now. Hope you do fine without my attention!
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>>101437449
>assuming everyone who replies to you is the same person
>getting mad at someone telling you to just ignore people bragging about things that make up upset
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>>101436887
You're waifu is a doll. She doesn't have an anus and doesn't need to use the bathroom.
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>>101437449
>using exclamation marks
Why are people starting to think this is ok here?
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>>101437449
>implying it wasn't obvious you were being passive aggressive
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>>101437449
>>101437513
It's 'OK' or 'okay'. Not 'Ok' or 'ok'.
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>>101437507
All things are possible in the N-Field.
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>>101437557
Looks like you passed the test. I'm not the first anon mentioned in your post.
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>>101435328

Mikan is qtpie.
I don't know, Yui is also really good from that show.
However, I don't have a waifu. But if I had I'd lick her ass all day.
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>>101437135
>Not that anon, but that doesn't excuse you, or anybody else really, for posting content which is not normally relevant to /a/ and its "culture."

Ok well please explain to me why Charles Heston is relevant to anime more so then spiderman? Because I see his reaction image on here for fucking years, and no one seems to give a shit.
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>>101437663
Well, that's pretty standard.

Doing stuff like that to anyone other than you're waifu means that your just a trashy pervert.
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>>101437663
All of the troubles have lickable anuses.
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>>101437347
>all this "No, what the fuck"

I'm so disappointed in you.
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>>101437818
Farts are the Naruto of fetishes
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>>101437818
Shit is that kind of fetish. You either like it, or are really grossed out by it.
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>>101437818
oh no, people don't have the same fetish
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>>101437911
Shit I can understand, but farts aren't shit. I mean, technically they are little shit particles in your nose, but it's still different!
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>>101437774
It's not relevant to anime, but it is to /a/. That's the difference and why I put "culture" in quotes. Also, I don't specifically oppose most spiderman images either, unless they're explicitly /co/ or some other board related. I was really just talking in some general terms that were kind of separate from what you had posted, but it seems I didn't get that across well. I apologize.
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I don't want to have my waifu fart in my mouth, I want to throatfuck her.
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I'll rim her if she rims me at the same time. Fair?
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>>101437945
>>101437911
>>101437872
But it doesn't really matter if it is farts or anything else. The point is that you should be willing to accept everything about you're waifu, no matter how opposed to something you would normally be.
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>>101438153
What if your waifu is opposed to it?
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>>101438275
If she's opposed to something then tell her she'd do it if she loves you
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>>101438323
That's not respectful.
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>>101437993

I haven't visited any other boards beside /a/ for a long time so excuse my ignorant on what is "reaction" images are relevant on other boards.

That being said, all the reaction images I have gather were from /a/, and I find it quite trivial on what reactions I use as long as it gets the point across.
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>>101438374
But it's true
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>>101438323
>forcing your waifu to do something
i bet you have seasonal waifus too
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>>101438380

I meant "ignorance", sorry must be tired already
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>>101438012
>wanting to throught fuck her when you can fuck her vagina and ass
>doesn't want to inhale her farts
Go away, you're as gay as they come.
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>>101438417
No it's not. If you love you're waifu you wouldn't try to make her do things she isn't comfortable doing.
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>>101435889
>>>/a/
>gf
3dpd pls go
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>>101438558
You forgot
>Japanese
Nips are ugly man.
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>>101438558
Did you just tell him to go back to /a/?
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>>101438323
By that logic, she should also let you lick her eyeballs. Just because you like something dosent mean you have to stick your tongue in it.
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>>101438153
Acceptance and fetishes aren't the same thing. Plenty of things I'm fine with but I don't really want them or think are good for us as a couple in some cases.

>>101438417
It's manipulative and disregards her individuality selfishly over a small part of the relationship.
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>>101438417
I'm glad your waifu isn't real.
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>>101438380
Some images are more common than others, so it makes sense to post the ones that are always being posted, in case others call you out on shit like that other /a/utist did.
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>>101438558
>gf
>3dpd pls go

Oh noes, please don't not bring up real gfs on /a/,
That is straight blasphemy and you will be exiled.
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My fetish is manipulating and abusing my waifu. Is this really wrong?
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>>101436099
>>101436099

Yeah, you've had sex with normal unattractive people who were as desperate to get off as you were.

With that said, you're tripfagging/avataring on an anime forum. You couldn't convince a retard you've had sex with actually objectively attractive girls, or even a plentiful amount of normal girls. Don't fool yourself.
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>>101438637
What kind of logic is that, getting your eyeballs licked is not enjoyable, getting your anus licked is.
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>>101438715
That's correct. Is it your first day on /a/?
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>>101438755
Not if it makes her uncomfortable.
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>>101438747
boy, you sure showed that tripfag who posted an hour ago
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>>101438715

Yep I can already hear the neckbeards slamming their pickforks on the ground.
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>>101438792
it doesn't
for more than half a second
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>>101438798

When people get confronted, they keep the tab open. They can't help themselves.
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>>101438755
>getting your eyeballs licked is not enjoyable
Please stop acting like your personal opinion is fact.
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>>101438558
>Redirecting to /a/
NO! DON'T EXILE HIM TO THAT HORRIBLE PLACE!
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Poop comes out of buttholes. Why would you want to put your mouth anywhere near it? Fucking scatfags.
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>>101438808
Yeah, maybe one. /a/ doesn't have that many to begin with. Should have went with some skinny derogatory term instead.
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>>101438971
Vomit comes out of the mouth. Why would you want to put your dick anywhere near it?
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>>101436131
That's not Fosters!
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>>101438971
What's wrong with poop? It's a perfectly natural and healthy substance, just like any food.
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>>101436087
good taste, anon
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>>101438986

Whose implying Neckbeards are always fat?
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>>101438971

I don't think it's possible to have a scat fetish without having obscenely low self-esteem. Now, I don't have high self-esteem mind you, but I think you have to feel worthless to fantasize over eating shit.
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>>101439084
Oh shit, I need to get some sleep.
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>>101438617
No, I was saying that this is /a/.
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>>101439137
that's exactly how i feel about foot fetishists
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>>101439137
It's just a couple of vocal dung beetles on the internet
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>>101439192
Then type >/a/, not >>>/a/, moron.
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>>101439137
I don't think it's that easy to explain a fetish, anon. In the first place, many of them might not even think that "shit" is shit, as society and most normal individuals would think of it as something shameful and negative.
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>>101437513
Exclamations are a perfectly legitimate part of grammar.
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>all these fags wanting to lick shit
if you're waifu really loved you she would lick your anus clean
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>>101439544
If you're waifu really loved you, would she let you hit her?
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>>101439544
>>101439581
pretty sure this whole waifu thing is one-sided
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>>101438971
Blood and uterus lining comes out of vaginas. Fucking gorefags.
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>>101439310
so are ellipses....
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>>101437872
/a/ post of the day
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>>101439581
of course
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http://strawpoll.me/1118164
Hitting poll
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definitely
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>>101439816
Anyone who votes yes is an edgy shitposter.
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>>101439816
Do you even know what a waifu is?
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>>101439847
What if I voted "this is my fetish"?
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>>101439816
>hitting your waifu
>ever
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>>101439827
Not sure who you mean, but good taste either way.
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Man.
The moment you go down on a girl and smell ANY kind of stink, you'll fucking change your tune really fast
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>>101440039
inb4 some delusional tard goes on a rant about 2D smelling like strawberries
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>>101439925
Then hit a random 2D tramp, not your waifu.
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>>101440114
Well, 2D smells like whatever you want it to. It's all fiction anyway. It's not like the concept of a waifu was ever based in reality either.
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>>101440492
But that would be cheating on my waifu.
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http://strawpoll.me/1111114/
Is rape more acceptable than hitting?
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>>101440846
>13 /b/-tier degenerates
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>>101440726
That's better than doing things to your waifu that she doesn't like, because she wouldn't really be caring about what someone she doesn't know is doing.
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>>101440846
http://strawpoll.me/1111111/
Holy shit what a waste
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>>101440846
>mfw moralfags/cuckfags
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>>101440846
>hitting a waifu
>>101440958
>liking dicks
It makes sense that 13 people ITT are gay.
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>>101440958
I picked pussy. But only because my waifu has one, and I would also only pick my waifu's pussy, not that of any other, or dicks for that matter.
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>>101440846
If you say yes, she is not your waifu.

A waifu isn't just "hurrr my favorite anime girl character"
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>>101441018
More like people who have neurological issues.
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>>101441018
>It makes sense that 13 people ITT are gay.
That poll isn't even from 4chan (but this is the second time it's been posted on /a/ because of the numbers)
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>>101441080
It's pretty obvious it's just "trolls" going for a cheap laugh
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>>101441164
>trolling using a poll
Yeah, they really are "trolls." Either way they're still faggots though.
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>>101433345
Sure if she desire it.
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Pretty sure it'd just taste like squid anyways, or atleast ink.



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