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I can't believe you fucking morons waste your life here. Listen, this is your LIFE. You need to be living with real human beings. You need to go find a girlfriend and spend time with her. You need to find happiness. Happiness is not in your online games or crappy manga books, it is in other people.

Do you really want to be 40 years old and look back to your 18-25 years and realize you pissed them away in fits of loneliness playing RPGs and crying yourself to sleep? I know most, if not all of you, had no real childhood or highschool experiences because you were too busy being antisocial losers. Change that, now. How much greater would your life be now had you worked up the courage to talk to that one girl and go to the prom with her? Wouldn't high school have been amazing if you actually went out with friends on the weekend and saw movies? This is why you people love anime so much, because it portrays these perfect people going through high school living the lives YOU wish you could have lived back then.

Stop wasting your time on the Internet. Look outside and see the trees and the sun. Please. There is a world out there. There are interesting people all over. Why do you want to throw away what is left of your life playing fictional RPGs when real life is one big RPG with real consequences and relationships?

Are you just afraid? I mean, look at me, I already have three girls that are dying to go out with me.

Pic very related.
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>>10143317

Thats nice.
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>Happiness is not in your online games or crappy manga books,
Who the fuck are you?
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Happiness is only found in relationships with people who are actually nice and worth a damn. Those are pretty hard to find.
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LOLCOME ON GUYS, LETS GO OUTSIDE 'N FIND SOME HAPPINESS!
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>look outside
I don't like it out there. The sun burns.
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>>10143349
Yeah, and then we can post online about it!
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>>10143349
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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>>10143317
I loled
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>>10143317

What a shame OP, ur living in a 3D world.
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Happiness = subjective
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Why am I so 3D...
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This thread makes me depressed.
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>>10143390

And by extension, a pig disgusting world.

But yeah, I've been trying to interact more in the real world. I'm not a full-blown hikikimori in that I go to college and am entirely comfortable making small talk with my roommate or whatever, but I still am pretty much a loner and don't do much except eat, go online, and go to class (I joined a math club last term, though which is kind of cool)

I definitely hear good word of mouth about that human contact thing and I have been trying to try more of it, but eh... I'm lazy. That said, it doesn't seem so absurd that 3D friendship and romance isn't for everyone.
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Who needs girlfriends when you have 4chan?
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fuck you. I just walked for 5 hours today trying to find a cemetary
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I love life as it is. Being beaten up on isn't so bad. Sometimes, you can enjoy those sorta things over a while. You get used to it. You are only worth as much as you think you are. Even if that isn't a lot, you can go on without many hands holding you back. I can still run pretty well, I can still hold conversations, I can still live life. I haven't had a girl friend for years but I have had flings. I haven't made anything special about my school work but I am making average grades. I am not someone who is going out of their to please anyone nor is anyone going to try to please me.

Mediocre.

That is what I am. Nothing bad, nothing good. But I am still going. Sitting being happy about a show or being sad about how you are so lonely. It evens out in the end. Life doesn't have to be a wild adventure or hanging out with friends all the time. You can still enjoy yourself while talking to others every once in a while. You can listen to weeaboo music and listen to normal music in real life. Jumping over those pitfalls will only make you stronger in the end. But why make the effort for the larger ones?

tl;dr: Life isn't so bad.
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>Are you just afraid? I mean, look at me, I already have three girls that are dying to go out with me.
>I mean, look at me, I already have three girls that are dying to go out with me.
>I already have three girls that are dying to go out with me.

The fact that you're posting on 4chan instead of going out with those girls proves that you, sir, are a liar.
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Im mentally diseased. See I only think about myself, to me, other people arent even real. I cant feel cnnections to other things at all, and as such, I have no regrets, even though I forced myself to be social in high school, even though I havent had meaningful human contact since I started college, or Ive driven my best friends to hate me because I openly criticise peoples mistakes no matter the circumstance or relation.

The only way I would have been happier is if one of my friends had had the balls to do what they really wanted to do to me.
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>>10143490

I'm having sex with them right now.
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>Happiness is not in your online games or crappy manga books

Perhaps, but that's someone's opinion

>it is in other people.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>10143456
same here, I go to college (commmunity, not wasting my indecisiveness at a 4 year school), work 19-20 hours a week part time at UPS, and try to live a normal life.
I tried being nice and talk to girls, they took advanatage of my niceness, and made me help them move to alabama.
Fuck it
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I'm working on it. I don't intend to be an idiotic shut in at all. I may act like one sometimes, but that's not what I plan to be doing in a few years from now.
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>>10143505

Oh wow, and here I thought I was the only one like that.

Wanna be friends?
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OP, you're a troll but your pic is fuckawesome.
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>>10143509
Pics or didn't happen.
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1. You're posting on here so your talk about chicas that want to jump on your dick is null and void.

2. It takes all kinds to make a world. Let everyone live how they want to live. In the end we're all dead in the same piece of dirt.
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>>10143543
As if it hasn't been reposted dozens of times.

Though, it still makes me sad that they died
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I hate women. I really do. Every time I look at them, my blood pressure shoots through the roof. When they're gabbing on the cell phone about Paris Hilton. When they're adjusting their lipstick and taking up my time rifling through their stupid purse. When they whine to me about their period. When they blither on and on about some artist/film director/musician nobody else gives a flipping fuck about. When they cry and expect your personal sympathy.

But most of all, /b/, I hate them because they're smug, hyperactive little bitches made that way by our shithole society. Look what uncontrolled feminism and the media has done to them: they think they're superior. They can call the shots. No woman will even know what it feels like to be completely alone and unloved unless she is FIERCELY ugly. All their crying about relationships is merely them fucking up; any girl can get any guy she wants if she tries.

When girls are feeling down, they can have any man they like and fuck him. Even if they have no friends in the world, even if they are pathetic, ugly whores, they could strike up a conversation with any guy in class and make him theirs. But a lonely, pathetic man is hated by women. They know they're better than him. They give him nothing. Even though they know he suffers from his biological urges, they sit and laugh and do nothing for him. They get to choose who is happy and who is sad.

I know this is BAAWWWWW over being a virgin. I know that it's not morally right. But I'm posting it because every single one of you sexless /a/ssholes thinks the same thing. When you watch your roomate make out with his girl, when you hear it in love songs on MTV, when you see it on the streets: know that those women are laughing at you, hating you, denying you something completely harmless, just because they hate who you are as a person. And that's their never-questioned right in this world.
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>>10143531
Ill be anyone's friend who can stand me. The first, initial friendship is so easy for me, in high school I was even "popular" because people find it easy to make that initial bridge, but Ive never had anything deeper than "we like the same stuff so we hang out" in my entire life.
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Me posting in 4chan doesn't mean I don't have a life. Pfft.
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>Stop wasting your time on the Internet.
Oh, the irony.
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I hate women. I really do. Every time I look at them, my blood pressure shoots through the roof. When they're gabbing on the cell phone about Paris Hilton. When they're adjusting their lipstick and taking up my time rifling through their stupid purse. When they whine to me about their period. When they blither on and on about some artist/film director/musician nobody else gives a flipping fuck about. When they cry and expect your personal sympathy.

But most of all, /a/, I hate them because they're smug, hyperactive little bitches made that way by our shithole society. Look what uncontrolled feminism and the media has done to them: they think they're superior. They can call the shots. No woman will even know what it feels like to be completely alone and unloved unless she is FIERCELY ugly. All their crying about relationships is merely them fucking up; any girl can get any guy she wants if she tries.

When girls are feeling down, they can have any man they like and fuck him. Even if they have no friends in the world, even if they are pathetic, ugly whores, they could strike up a conversation with any guy in class and make him theirs. But a lonely, pathetic man is hated by women. They know they're better than him. They give him nothing. Even though they know he suffers from his biological urges, they sit and laugh and do nothing for him. They get to choose who is happy and who is sad.

I know this is BAAWWWWW over being a virgin. I know that it's not morally right. But I'm posting it because every single one of you sexless /a/ssholes thinks the same thing. When you watch your roomate make out with his girl, when you hear it in love songs on MTV, when you see it on the streets: know that those women are laughing at you, hating you, denying you something completely harmless, just because they hate who you are as a person. And that's their never-questioned right in this world.
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>>10143317
>>Happiness is not in your online games or crappy manga books

True, it's in my animu and h-games
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>prom
Stopped reading there.
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>>10143317
I don't care. I want to be fat. I want to look like a stalker. I want to watch anime and masturbate to lolicon. I want to go to anime conventions and dress up as a shoujo love interest in the vain hope that another otaku might sleep with me. I want to play H-games, and I want to watch weird hentai movies and be totally aroused by them. I want to make a mess in my room, I want to live with my mother till the age of 40. I want to cry over my favorite anime. I want to topple my chair over when I stand up and shout for joy at a GAR moment in anime. I want to not come out of my room for days. I want to eventually get a job at a local fast food chain and constantly tell my disinterested coworkers about the latest True Tears episode I'm watching. I want to come on 4chan and be an anime snob and then later on, troll and see if I can make other anime snobs get angry.

I want to do all these things, but still, somewhere deep down inside, I'm still...

SO RONERY ;_;
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Threads like this usually mean one of the two following things:
1) The OP is a troll/copypasta.
2) The OP is unhappy with his social life.
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>>10143490
the fact that you don't recognize this copypasta proves that you sir, are a newfag
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yawn troll is yawn
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How do I get rid of this mentality of not caring at all about what happens with my life?
I just want to watch my animu. Then whatever happens, I don't care.
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Agreed. I am probably the only person in my group of friends who doesn't bend over for them.

Girl:"I look so fat!"
Guy 1: "You are good looking!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, you are fine!"
Me: "Enjoy being fat, you fuck. Maybe if you cut yourself a bit more, you would lose some weight."

It just makes me mad that they fish for compliments while trying to seem depressed.
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>>10143584
I actually agree with most of this. But what makes me even angrier is that women will gravitate towards assholes. And its not that Im not an asshole, oh, I am an asshole, its that I dont want the women who go for the assholes. Because they are all easy, stupid sluts, and I dont want any of that.
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>>10143584
Delicious copypasta. Must eat it.
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>>10143584
It's a common fact that women are manipulative, self-centered bitches whose first and foremost priority is themselves. I say this, and I'm engaged to one. I mean, I love her, and to me she's not as bad as most of the women I've encountered in my life, but let's face facts: It's all a big, twisted mindgame with them, trying to get what they want out of it. With a woman, you'll almost always end up getting the short end of the stick somehow.
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>>10143714

Good job falling for a copypasta.
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>>10143727
I was aware of its nature. I was just remarking on it.
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I just gone outside and got mugged by a nigger, is that happiness /a/?
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>>10143753
>I just gone outside
>gone

Went.
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>>10143714
I'm a bit curious.

>manipulative, self-centered [..] whose first and foremost priority is themselves.

Why not you? I don't get it. Everyone always complains how people are selfish. Why aren't you? Your life is defined by the time you spend on this earth, not by how many people you influence. You exist for yourself, so start living.
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pic related cuz this is just a dream life and OP hasnt woken up yet?
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>>10143780
Oh, I'm a selfish asshole also. We argue and bicker, but always end up making up half-way through it because we don't "mean it" in a strict sense of the word, as dumb as it sounds.
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>>10143780
holy fuck you said something smart.
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dont you think a prom where everyone attended would be packed like sardines? also, the number of males and females might not be exactly the same, and there will still be loners right?
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i did not find happiness in relationships.

its not that i am antisocial, its like we are all born with cups in our soul. My cup for other folks is kinda small. So I don't get thirsty for company.

I mean, i hang out with folks if there is nothing better to do. I don't dislike people. Just other things are usually more interesting.
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to elaborate; not everyone is driven socially. Some people are driven by achievement. Some people are driven by prestige. Everyone does the shit they do because they think it will make them the most happy. Personally, I'm driven by curiosity.
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>>10143317
>>You need to go find a girlfriend and spend time with her. You need to find happiness. Happiness is not in your online games or crappy manga books, it is in other people.

ahah, no. not everybody is the same, fag. american dream != happiness.
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I dont like this pasta
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>>10144293
the pasta is bad, but the toppings are hilarious
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=YtYzsRMaQpo

Fuck yeah! Schadenfreude!
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>>10143584


Quoted for truth. Even though op shit is pasta.

Not having expectations of your life is awesome,
I've given up on shit like having a girlfriend, I dont care anymore. I probably was never meant to live over 14years old. I'm 20 now and I'll most likely die a virgin.

I hate humans, I hate I hypocrites. I like seeing people suffer. I do not care anymore, not caring is fun. Why should you care when no one else does? Humans are arrogant, self-centered fuckers, why shouldn't you be?
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Enjoy your pig disgusting women.

My cool and icy waifu is all I really need.
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These threads are not as enjoyable as they used to be.
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>>10144337

She's mine too, let's share <3.
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>>10144347
lol monogamy is for fagz, can i come too?
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its 5 in the fucking morning...
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I used to have a life. I had friends, I had more girls than is proper chasing me, I had daily human contact. And then I realised I hated every single moment.

The endless lying. The boredom of having to invent new conversation topics to placate these horrid wankers. The agony of whorish girls twisting you into new and unusual shapes of pissed off. The endless stream of utter cunts rubbing themselves against you in their slimy assaults of 'friendship'. It's so boring to have to walk on eggshells around kneejerk bastards, because that's all anyone is. There are few nice people on earth. There are only those who can create the illusion of pleasantness and those who wear their bastardry on their sleeve.

That's what I like about /a/. It's gloriously open bastardry.

I got bored of living a life. I don't want to do al that bollocks. It's much more relaxing to make a cup of tea, sit in my dark little abode and watch EGG LAYAN animu. There's no social one-upmanship, no shit-eating grins, no two-faced bitches. I work from home, and don't see anyone unless I go out to buy food. I think i'm in heaven, really.
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>>10144361
No, it's 11:49AM
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>>10143780
quit making me want to idolize you
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>>10144347
That's fine with me.
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>>10144382
Alright <3
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>>10143727
Fucking newfag
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>>10144361
10, actually
/GMTfag
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>>10144366

what work you do? reviewer, writer? programmer?
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I do go out and do stuff with friends. Stuff like getting food, seeing movies, going to martial arts, just plain hanging out with them.

No girlfriend since it's rare I actually meet girls, considering most of my university course is guys and I don't go out partying/drinking since I don't particularly enjoy it and wouldn't want to date a girl who spends a lot of her time doing it.

I still have time to come here. Not quite sure what else you'd like me to do.
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Why does /a/ like to be trolled?
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>>10144414
Become an hero
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>>10144420
Because it touches us deep down. It's almost like masturbating, but not.
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>it is in other people.
I lol'd uncontrollably.
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>>10144445
Why did I lol?
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>>10144452
Cuz it's true.

It's been my wallpaper for a few weeks now!
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delicious copypasta is delicious
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Happiness, eh?
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nigga plz, I'll start riding my bike and start busking around once summer rolls in.

Until then, I browse 4chan because I hate the snow so much.
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>>10144469
what is the name of this chick?
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>>10144492
Your ass has rooted to the chair by then. You will remain with us forever all eternity. Even in the afterlife, all you will see is green people with questionmarks on their heads.
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Alright faggots, listen up. Was Kaiji GAR because he submitted to the masses, working in that shitty dump of a convenience store? NO! He took up a gamble with his life and walked his way across a steel beam of death twenty-two stories above ground! Did Kaiji chicken out when he was about to lose in E-Card, consequently having his eardrum drilled as a forfeit? NO! He took a gamble and cut off his own ear with a shard of glass! Did Kaiji have to bang some pig disgusting slut to prove his manliness? NO! Anime is your gamble! Anime is OUR gamble! NO! ANIME IS OUR SOUL! Living in our basements, watching our animus and fapping to our prepubescent cartoons, that is our gamble. That is the gamble that'll break the shitty conformist society! Only by being true to the way we live our life will we be GAR. The Slave is the have-not; the oppressed one with nothing to spare. And /a/non may be analogous to the Slave, having nothing except his anime, but because the Slave is in that despairing situation, it can kill the Emperor! This will be what remains of our voices and the voices of our comrades at the very end! The last of our pride from beyond the grave! We will be free! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?
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>>10144504
3/10.
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>>10144515
NO
THIS CANNOT BE!
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>>10144514

KAMI!

I shall create this new world with you, away with these other pieces of garbage you call humans.

I shall serve this cause, my lord.
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>>10144504
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>I already have three girls that are dying to go out with me.

nice try

>There is a world out there. There are interesting people all over.

you do mean interesting "pig digusting people"
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I pity the fools who are janitors in this place.
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>>10144492
Same here. When the weather gets shitty, I'm shacked up in the house and only go out for college and maybe some outings I'm invited to. When the weather gets good, I download everything I need over the week and watch everything Sunday. The rest of the week I'm out and about
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>>10144514

I'm inspired.
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>>10144541
You lie.
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sage for failpasta
btw tl;dr
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>>10144581
tl;dr

Get out and get a life, you useless sack of shit.
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>>10143317

There's a world out there, there's a world in here, there's all sorts of worlds.
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>>10144514

You are now my Emperor. Lead us to death, to victory!
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I spend my free time doing drugs with my friends. I'm not sure if that makes my life happy, but it certainly makes it more interesting.
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>>10144514
Hardcore, best place for subs?
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Better LURK MOAR in 4chan...than crashing yourself while drunk driving...
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>>10144595
Listen to this man.
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>>10144595
What say you, good /a/ Friar, Which is better, this world or the outside world?



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