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A loli trips in the pool. What do you do?
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Pick it the fuck up.
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Who the hell gave a loli acid?
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touch her butt
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Help her.
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Ignore it. Doing otherwise would be creepy and out of norm.
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Nothing because in America you can get sued for even attempting to help.
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i noticed shes the same loli from the ED, where she gets startled after the truck hits the girl
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>>101433165
Any western country

>Passerby has cardiac arrest
>Brave anon provides CPR and saves their life
>Incidentally crack a rib in the process but otherwise fine
Then they sue your ass for damages
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Laugh.
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>>101433242
Shit like this makes me totally fine with an apocalypse scenario
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Help her up by sticking my hand through the straps of her swimsuit and accidentally pulling it off.
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>>101432894
1. Do I know the loli?
if yes, help her up
if no go to 2.

2. Is someone else helping her up?
If yes, leave her be
If no, help her up and try to find her parents, if she is not with her parents then try to locate whoever took her to the pool.
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>>101433616
This is the only correct answer
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>>101433848
Only if you're a woman.
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>>101433616
3. Are you a single white male living in North America?
You calmly move the fuck away from the scene and pray you don't get accused of being a child rapist.
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Scoop her up and and grope her butt nice and hard while I carry her some place to rest.
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>>101434393
>Being white
>ever
kek
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>>101434393
>being this paranoid.
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>>101434519
>being and expendable shitskin
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>>101433242
actually you can get by IF your certificated in CPR and got the card,Redcross can cover your ass
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[X] GENUFLECT
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>>101434700
Why are you kneeling to an injured loli?
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>>101434519
>not being white
It's the best shit ever. I didn't even know racism was a thing until I learned about it in high school and was confused as fuck why people were so mad about it. I spent the three years of high school convinced blacks were just oversensitive babies who didn't have anything better to cry about it. People talk about being white like you're sitting at the top of the racial food chain but that's not true, true whiteness means the racial food chain doesn't even exist, it's totally invisible to you because it has zero impact on your life.

Holy fuck I love being white.
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>>101434584
Maybe 20-30 years ago you'd be right to call him paranoid but people are fucking insane these days. If you even get accused of anything now you're pretty much screwed, the news will paint your picture all over the place and people will send you death threats and shit. Good luck getting a job after that.
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>>101434584
>paranoid

This is reality.
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Accidentally trip on her.
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>>101434781
>spent the three years of high school convinced blacks were just oversensitive babies who didn't have anything better to cry about it.

But they are, anon.

They haven't been through slavery, and we haven't been enslaving. I won't feel guilty about anything.
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>>101434781
How did you not learn about racism?
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>>101435043
A sheltered and perfect life

I wish I had one
But noooo, I had to be exposed to the fucking media
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Punch whatever tripped her.
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>>101434800
>>101434877
Really, for helping a crying child to their feet and then helping them find their parents?
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>>101434519
Get the fuck out, Tumblr.
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>>101435131
A crying child near an adult male is more than enough to raise some eyebrows.
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>>101434781

>Top of the chain

>White

I take it you've never met a well connected Jew.
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Always relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fL9RmVtMP0
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>>101435233
Are jews not white?
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Put some ice on the scrape on her head, then buy her some juice.
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>>101435312
Jew is a color.
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>>101435224
And they'll probably remain just raised eyebrows unless someone talks to me, in which case it's a fairly easy situation to explain
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>>101435312

Find Israel on a map and you tell me.
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>>101433242
What is the Good Samaritan's clause?
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>>101435535
Nobody should be talking to you in the first place.

That's the point.
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>>101435535
No people would take pictures, call the cops, and fuck you over without ever going to confirm that you were a bad person.
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>>101434882
Slap her face, yell "Ecchi!" and run away.
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>>101435224
>>101434393
Seriously when has this happened? I only read lolicons and r9k faggots whining about this, yet nothing remotely close has happened IRL.
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>>101435580
If you're able to help a victim and make fun of them, you get imprisoned for a year.
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>>101435634
Its just typical /a/ and /v/ overreacting over isolated cases of stupid shit.
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>>101435634
>>101435286
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Tell her "I told you not to run" and let her get herself up. As long as she's not bleeding, she's fine. Don't spoil your lolis.
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>>101435599
What about the life guards?
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>>101435784
What about them?
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/a-modern-british-murder-vigilante-neighbours-face-jail-after-convictions-over-murder-of-disabled-man-bijan-ebrahimi-wrongly-accused-of-paedophilia-8909228.html
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>>101435602
Again, you're being very paranoid. Most people would assume I knew her.
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>>101435839
Thats a hell of a title.
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>>101432894
Sigh, and call a coworker over to make sure they get patched up. Make sure they get a lecture about actually listening when all of the lifeguards have been yelling at them not to run for a full minute. Dream of the day I finish my CS degree so I can work a real job rather than herd retarded kids.
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>>101435675
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>>101435839
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>>101435808
They'd probably want to talk to someone with an injured child
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>>101432894
I help her up and make her some pancakes.
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>>101436011
>injured
OP never said anything about an injury.
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>>101435839
>paedophilia
Fuck you britian, learn english.
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>>101435634
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10421076/Police-suspended-after-innocent-man-accused-of-paedophilia-burned-to-death.html
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Help her up and take her to the nurse's room.
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>>101436080
If she slipped by the pool and is crying then she probably hurt herself. In fact if she didn't hurt herself then I wouldn't intervene at all, assuming I don't know her.
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>>101436081
>2014
>being an ignorant troglodyte
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>>101435286
Jesus Chrsit... the comments on this fucking video make me lose all hope for humanity.
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"No running at the pool."
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>>101436167
>UK

Were talking about first world countries here, not the UK.
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>>101436081
I always read it as some foreigner saying "paydofeelia"
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>>101436257
DIPHTHONGS SHOULD NOT BE MISUSED YOU PRETENTIOUS FUCKS.
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>>101432894
pick her up, slam her to the ground and/or towards the rocks over there
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>>101436408
why do you hate loli?
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>>101436539
I haet loli because loli haet ___me___.

;_;
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>>101436539
loli are evil
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>>101436587
Love loli back. Give headpats, soft drinks, and chocolate.

>>101436611
Which lolis have you been hanging around with?
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>>101436701
ok I lied
I'm just a little girl with anger problems
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>>101432894
Best girl in ImoCho.
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I'd fuck her with my BIG DICK!!!!
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>>101436880
Forget the toilet, my mouth is right here@
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>>101436880
Why is this the only little girl in their entire town?
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>>101432894

Shoot the hostage
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1. Put on my LoZ Tingle costume.
2. Walk up to girl.
3. Tickle her until she wets herself.
4. See angry mother, freaked out crowd, ect, come at me.
5. Run like hell while making high pitched giggle noises.
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>>101437486
Is this you?
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Anyone else think her mom was a cunt?

>See, I told you not to do it lolololol
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>>101437626
No. That is exactly how you should respond unless she's actually hurt. She's not bleeding; she's fine. Let her get herself up and remind her that this is exactly why you told her not to run.
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>>101437626
What would be better, coddling her and further supporting women getting sympathy for everything later in life?
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Chuckle at the cuteness. Ignore her.
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>>101435839
> James, who has admitted murder, and Norley, also 24, who has admitted to assisting an offender, will be sentenced at Bristol Crown Court on 28 November
So what were their sentences? Why's there no follow up article? Why isn't this case of murder and mob mentality given more attention?
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>>101440191
Because the pedo deserved it.
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>>101441170
Did you even read the article?
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>>101441224
I did. Once a pedo always a pedo.
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>>101436965
Nippon doesn't have many children. Mostly just old people over there.
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>>101441224
That's the true nature of witch hunts. You don't kill to get rid of the pedo, you kill so that other people don't think you're a pedo. It is irrelevant whether or not the deceased was guilty.
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>>101437626
>codling her
>undoing billions of years of evolution
Pick 2.
Pain is the best teacher. She's in no danger for her life. Little shits have to get a boo boo first degree burn before they respect fire. It's just how it works. If you fight that you're actively making them stupid.
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>>101432894
Be a gentleman and help her up.
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>>101442083
Yep. Let the little boy throw rocks at the bee hive. Don't try to stop him. The bees will teach him a lesson better than your spanking ever would.

This is how i learned you shouldn't touch a cactus back when i was 7. I wanted a needle, and the cactus gave me a needle... in my thumb. Never tried to pluck a cactus again.
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Is this the thread where I can get cheese pizza?
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>>101442828
Nah, you want the pizzas thread over on /ck/
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>>101436880
I'd show her my pee-pee
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Nothing, because I don't want a hysterical soccer mom putting me on the sex offender's registry. Sorry, kid.
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>>101434747
>new
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>>101432894
Help the poor thing up if she's not hurt, and if she is, calm her down and maybe go look for her parents, if they are nowhere in sight and the loli is a kid. I guess one of the few good things about Russia is that we aren't as paranoid as you guys are making the west out to be. Yay for freely caring about tripping children.
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A loli posts trips on /a/. What do you do?
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>>101444725
I want to fuck Ilya
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>>101444725
Put feminists in prison; innocent men don't get accused of child rape. I think Russia might be on to something.
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>>101444754
I reply with a loli post.
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>>101444754
Ask if she can show us her lolibutt or else I'll report her
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>>101433242
Not in America. Good Samaritan laws protect you from lawsuits if the injury was within expected risks. So cracked ribs from CPR is acceptable but a torn anus from CPR is questionable.
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>>101435839
>>101436167
Because taking mysterious pictures of youths is the same as helping up a crying girl if nobody else is helping her.
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>>101444782
>innocent men don't get accused of child rape
They do, but it's only a pretense hiding petty political quarrels.
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>>101444903
> take pictures of kids breaking into your fucking house
> "mysterious pictures of youth"
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These threads always end up weird.
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>>101444796
Okay, don't report me.
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>>101444835
I think a torn anus would be a questionable outcome to any situation.
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>>101444950
Slut
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>>101444782
>innocent men don't get accused of child rape
Then how will we protect the children?
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>>101444929
That's not what they were doing at all. Did you read the article?
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>>101444952
What about sodomy?
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>>101444835
>but a torn anus from CPR is questionable
I laughed a lot harder than I probably should have.
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How do I stop being attracted to lolis? I can't take it anymore.
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>>101445273
If such a thing is possible then I would suggest the following course of action:

Step 1: stop fapping to lolis
Step 2: Stop going on /a/
Step 3: Start fapping to old hags
Step 4: Try and find yourself a nice 3DPD old hag

If you're getting to have actual sex then maybe you'll forget how much better lolis are than old hags.
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>>101445441
I'm sorry anon I can't do all of those steps especially step 1.
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>>101445479
How do you plan to stop being attracted to lolis while continuing to fap to them. that just makes no sense
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>>101445441
Not who you are responding to, but I thought I would give my two-cents.
>Step 1: stop fapping to lolis
Okay, maybe doable. Maybe. Will be tough with all the lolis in my manga and anime these days.

>Step 2: Stop going on /a/
Impossible. I'm here forever.

>Step 3: Start fapping to old hags
Already do so I don't see how that will help.

>Step 4: Try and find yourself a nice 3DPD old hag
Not ever going to happen because I don't like 3dpd and they don't like me anymore.

I'm doomed to forever like loli. I don't think I can ever quit.
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>>101445501
I don't know. I just fapped to a loli doujin.
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>>101445896
Well then I guess you're stuck being a lolicon.
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>>101445937
Damn it. I just can't help it I'm getting too many boners from lolis.
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I wonder how she got in the pool considering it was closed due to aids.
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Stand there scratching my head trying to figure out why i'm at a pool
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>>101445896
Hmm. Post exhentai link.
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>>101446206
To watch the cute lolis of course.
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>>101446257
http://exhentai.org/g/670637/89ba069db0/

Somehow thinking about an anon that fapped to something I just fapped to makes me want to fap to a different one right now.
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>>101433242

[Citation Needed]
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>>101446310
>19 years old
Too old
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>>101446310
7/10. lost points for not having the teacher take round 2

Great art though, dat vulva
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>>101446310
I actually read this one yesterday. The full color tag is an amazing thing.
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You guys are sick
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>>101446438
It's a good sick though.
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>>101446438
Well why don't you go study medicine and create a cure. otherwise fuck off and let us fap to lolis in peace
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>>101446438
Go away normalfag.
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loli x loli is best. You can't prove me wrong
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>>101447198
I prefer man x loli because I'm not a little girl
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>>101447198
I prefer me x loli.
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>>101447352
I agree with this anon and I like seeing dicks inside lolis
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>>101447352
Please leave. Only little girls are allowed on /a/.
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>>101447485
But I want to hang out with lolis
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>>101432894
>A loli trips in the pool. What do you do?

>trips in pool

How do you trip in a pool, is it empty? what would you be doing in an empty pool, that's not how you swim! This question is silly, stop being silly, anon.
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>>101447628
>How do you trip in a pool
Confirmed for never ever EVER to have been in a swimming pool.
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>>101447441
This. I cant properly self insert as a loli if I don't see an xray of the semen penetrating the lolis uterus
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>>101432894

niichan comes to rescue!
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>>101432894

niichan to the rescue!
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>>101447940
>dodstedt
fuck you
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>>101447940

She looks dead on the inside.
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Post lewd already you pedophiles
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>>101449627
Not when you call me a pedo.
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>>101449706
But you are a pedo.
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>>101449742
But I'm no- oh, you're trying to ruse me into posting more cute lolis. I'll take that bait!
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>>101449931
I can't believe you figured it out.
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>>101449972
You could've just asked, I'd be happy to oblige.
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>>101450003
That wouldn't be fun for me.
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>>101450045
You think this is a game anon?
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>>101450162
I like games and I like calling someone pedo and being called pedo
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>>101450196
You goddamn pedo you.
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>>101449538
Well no shit. You should look up the original.
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>>101450231
Yes.
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Motherfucking lolis bitch niggas
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>>101432894
Filter her trip of course...
Cause trips are for faggots.
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>>101450599
Ok I laughed. good job, anon

Have a delicate loli chest in action
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>>101433242
Not so sure in south america

>Passerby has cardiac arrest
>Someone rob him as soon as he's down.
>Random people call the police because the guy is almost dead.
>Paramedics steal him again on the way to the hospital.
>Guy dies in hospital because lolnobudget.
>They probably stole his organs too.
>mfw they probably attached a bill for the hospital fees together with the body and the mortuary bill too unless they want the remains to be discarded as pathological waste.
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>>101435131
Helping her up is fine, under the watchful eyes of people who pretend not to look your way.
But the moment they see you talking to her and leading her away (to look for parents), you bet your sweet ass they call the police or some whiteknights step in and beat your pedo ass up.
Go and explain it to them or the police, and they may go "Ha, that's how a pedo would try to talk his way out of being caught!". Of course they may just thank you and believe you, but they might as well not.
They want to be heroes, anon. They want to catch a predator. Or at least pretend to be protectors and watchmen, so they will confront you, while at the same time they didn't dare/care to help the loli themselves.
People.
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>>101432894
Run up to the nearest lifeguard shouting "MODSMODSMODS!"
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>>101437626
Japanese moms are known for being bitches to their children.
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>>101453202
First of all
>saving thumbnails
>posting Yotsuba on Yotsuba B

If some loli trips and the parents are clearly not around I would help her up and look for the parents or bring her to the office where parents can be called out. If some faggot ass calls me out I would tell him to come with me if he insists
America is backwards
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>>101437596
Still better than the HD version of WW.
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>>101450274
How does it feel to be a pedo?
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This?
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>>101454166

What's wrong with giving someone a slap for talking back?
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Is self inserting as the loli gay?

I have a feeling it's actually incredibly gay, so I keep asking.
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>>101459624
It's only gay if you're having sex with another loli.
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http://exhentai.org/g/606804/295907f861/

Best one coming through
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>>101459867
>If anybody's feeling bad about this, don't worry, the author feels bad too.

>I don't know Japanese but I could kinda make out the afterword in the Spanish translation. The author says that he doesn't quite get the popularity of the netorare genre but that it sells well for some reason. He also says it pains him to abuse characters like this (coulda fooled me, considering the other loli doujins drawn by this artist).

>The author also thanks us for our support :D
>Well, probably not us, more likely the people who actually buy the doujins. [sic] The author probably hates us :(

At least the author knows he's a terrible person.
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>>101453202
Some dude in my city started the most disgusting witch hunt I've ever witnessed. He basically ordered (through facebook)to storm the police HQ and kill a suspect(MUH CHILDREN).

The suspect was innocent and got his freedom back, our hobby inquisitor got arrested and thrown into jail.

>mfw wannabe heroes get what they deserve
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>>101460935
>He basically ordered (through facebook)to storm the police HQ
What a fucking retard.



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