>the protagonist has a comically large appetite
>the protagonist is well endowed
>the protagonist's love interest confesses her love for him but he can't her because of a sudden loud noise
>the op has a comically large appetite for cock
>end where all the magic in the world is destroyed
>Well endowed anime shota
Why is this happening at a job interview?
>there's a girl at MC's school who's literally perfect at everything and still can't win his D
Get out of here /sp/.
why you interested or something?
>the seahawks now have a super bowl
How many interviews have you guys failed? I'm counting 12 myself.
It is great being a NEET and getting autism checks
>interview over the telephone
>protagonist and his love interest are in love with each other but can't bring themselves to confess their feelings
>random attractive girl suddenly appears, disrupts their relationship
>half the girls in school suddenly start homing on the protagonist's cock like drones
>they never confess their love for each other
>open harem ending
That's what is confusing the interviewer.
You're submitting your idea for an anime
>Protagonist cooks better than a 3 star Michelin chef simply because his family are lazy pieces of shit and he's always the one who ends up making dinner
>protagonist can make any girl fall in love with him because he's been playing eroge since he was a little kid
Gotta make sure your future employees don't watch shit anime.
So that means I put that shit on my resume?
What the fuck?
Report and move along.
>Protagonist is a complete idiot who acts like a child
>Every other member of his party accept this and plays a long
you are a anime writer
>takes a short montage to make 50 different dishes that all somehow fit on the table
fuck you The world god only knows is awesome
>cooking can only be OISHIIIII!! or purple bubbling shit
It's a writing sample containing all the draft posts you've been saving up in a .doc file to post on /a/.
Good job comrade! We must ensure that no fun is allowed otherwise /a/ will surely be ruined.
>protagonist is perverted
>protagonist starts a relationship with a violent and abusive crab despite having a monkey, a cat, a bee, a phoenix, a snake, a vampire, a snail ready to fuck him senseless
>the protagonist is a lesbian
>2 or more characters respond in their heads or out loud with a tsukkomi response to something a character did
Who are you quoting?
>being a cuckold
Cat best girl
There's only like a handful of them.
And they're usually likable MCs that aren't pussies.
We're quoting anime
>protagonist is spiritually castrated by the girls he loves who then proceeds to cockblock him for 25 years straight
I'm quoting your mom with my dick.
>female character the MC has known since childhood is a hopeless clutz
>wanting to be a cuckold
The protagonist's love interest confesses her love for him but he says he can't hear her.
It's not that you fail it's that there are x amount of people better than you
>female character the MC has known since childhood
>not saying osananjimi
>Protagonist chooses worst girl
>MC has no childhood friend
>Tsundere is already after another guy
>Only remaining love interest decides to leave him
>protagonist is a fool with a heart of gold
0. I've gotten every job I've had through connections. Feels pretty good.
you should stop going to interviews with your anime shirts
>protagonist is a happy-go-lucky bumbling idiot until the bad guys go too far and shit gets real
>protagonist turns into an unstoppable demon and defeats bad guys, rescues qt
>becomes bumbling idiot again
>protagonist falls in love with a girl, except at the end it's revealed it's actually the girl's mother that he fell in love with, who then dies so he can be reunited with the man they've been fighting against the whole series
My jimmies are still rustled.
>not wearing your lucky milky holmes t-shirt to interviews
It's like you want to sabotage yourself.
>protagonist is unlikeable
You talking shit bout mai waifu?
what if I'm applying for a job at the anime factory?
>first question:What anime is this semen demon from?
>the protagonist doesn't find any girl particularly interesting and only likes to pick on them, while one or more minor characters try hard to pick the female characters and never succeed.
I go wearing business casual.
Women's business casual.
>MC goes after best girl
>best girl doesn't care about the MC
>he prefers reverse harem
>Attractive girl blatantly goes after guy's dick
>Tells her she likes him
>Guy stops all of her advances
Who the fuck does this?
Men who will die because their erection takes all of the blood from their bodies.
And then sends it to their nose.
>every joke in the manga is about how MC hates people making fun of his height
>Characters with birthdays on Christmas
Guys who don't want to ruin their chances at the harem end by committing themselves to the first girl who shows interest.
Anyone who knows how to play the game of mating.
A cat become uninterested quickly if the wool hank is given to him without any effort.
Harem protagonists confirmed to browse /a/.
I think it's just frustrating for the girl.
Imagine if the genders were switched, everyone would be saying "FUCKING TEASE WHAT THE FUCK"
>Protagonist and a girl eventually develops a good relationship over the series
>side character mentions to him that they look good as a couple
>"Oh, I never really thought about it before"
o i am laffin
>Protagonist fucks girl against her will
>Gains a conscious after he sees her getting fucked by someone else
But that's wrong
Rosario vampir pls leev
>things that never happened
I think he' talking about that one tomboy doujin
I remember a character I read who had a comically large appetite. Turned out was because he was literally nothing but a fleshy bag of parasitic worms colonies. It was rather cool, if he didn't eat constantly they'd resort to eating each other, which would eventually cause one to dominate and lay roots in his brain.
Oh yeah, I am.
Thank god something like that would never be serialized, right?
Oh god, don't tell me it's THAT doujin.
>The MC is the most stupid motherfucker alive
>Everyone except the love interest is an asshole
>The reverse trap grows her hair out and ends up turning into a normal girl
Still jerked off to it, though.
I want to see this now. Whats the name?
>the male love interest is first in the class, the sports ace, has a rich family yet acts like a jerk to the female MC
>they still end up together and the nice guy gets shafted
What is almost every shoujo series?
Kami plays galges. Not eroge
>MC doesn't kill his father's/mentor's/sidekick's killer because he'd be "no better than them".
This fucking ticks me off.
>MC is a friendless loser
>MC walks home everyday with his hot neighbor who pines for his dick
I hate that shit with a passion. It's best when the character is just a badass who doesn't give a shit.
Just like real life.
>they still end up together and the nice guy gets shafted
Wait what? Thought it went
>girl ends up with the nice guy because love interest makes himself look like the biggest dick at just the right time and she realized nice guy had always been there instead
I rage ervytim
>the protagonist has a comically large penis
>Protag has a harem
>Never ends up fucking anyone
Rizou no Battery
Have fun, you'll contemplate shit after you read it's 2 chapters.
Shit he made more? Chap 1 was fucking hot man.
Fuck off back to /u/.
Now my question is, are there people who watch that /gif/ and actually get excited by the prospect of a tough, badass lady cutting off some guys balls?
I think if the answer is yes you are a certified cuckold. No ifs, ands, or buts.
Only a second chapter.
That's where true despair lies. You'll feel hate and anger like you never have reading a doujin.
I'd agree with you except for the fact that Darker than Black is great.
>a harem of traps
>MC is a teenage boy with absolutely no libido
>10/10 girls throw themselves at him despite his complete apathy to everything in his life
>he essentially is a complete eunuch
Teenagers can fucking jack it to a martha stewart living if the net goes out, don't tell me Japan has some saltpetre in the water or something
Its absolute shit. For a guy to pretty much rape a girl then go full beta was completely ridiculous
oh those judgemental eyes.
fuck i hate job interviews. it exposes my autism.
I don't think so. But the idea that the hero isn't some snobbish character who's all "I'm above killing the enemy" or "I'm above drop kicking someone in the balls with a boot knife" is nice to see.
>made a promise at one point
>meet again in high school
Male MC doesn't recognize the other one
>almost forgot they made a promise
Didn't even get hard. That was shit.
It's pretty much the definition of cuckoldry though.
In your dreams. Even shoujo fantasy hates nice guys.
What did you feel while reading it, anon?
Especially the MC and the girl?
>protagonist so unlikeable
>hopelessly rooting for villains
That's just one of the reason watching seed destiny is painful.
I don't remember every kid I used to play with before my schoolship began. Especially I don't remember shit we used to talk about.
>MC is Lawful Good and doesn't kill the bad guy because I'D BE JUST LIKE HIM
>bad guy gets free and kills a bunch of people
>Lawful Good guy acts like that shit isn't on him 100%
the Batman-Joker complex
There will be a third chapter where they get together and have delicious vanilla sex
How about, he doesnt kill him because Moidah is wrong, and instead hands him over to the relevant authorities?
This is why Gotham should have the death penalty.
No, there will never be a third chapter
Stop lying to me anon
It will only end in heartbreak and despair and more NTR
Some people aren't into sex, you know?
This has happened to me in real life, it's not that far fetched.You would know that if you'd ever been close to a woman.
MC is a massive faggot and the girl is retarded.
>teenage boys not into sex
If any 13-25 year old says they've never jacked off, they're a goddamn liar.
>MC is a moralfag to the point of constantly handicapping themselves against enemies that are trying to kill them and everything they love
Seriously, I fucking hate this shit, if you have a chance to kill the guy who is going to kill your whole family then fucking kill him you pussy faggot! Don't wait and fight him fair and square because "muh honor" then even after you beat him refuse to kill him because "muh purity and kindness" which inevitably results in him coming back later and hurting someone else!
That or they were in a terrible accident that destroyed their penis as a child, making jacking off impossible.
Your picture's all wrong
Some guy in the comments said this
>Final untranslated message roughly says "the ideal battery is still a little further ahead".
So there might be a good chance
Welcome to Japan.
Having self-control, manners and morals is something well-regarded in Japan.
It used to be here, too, but then sexual revolution happened.
People have been masturbating since the dawn of man.
>wanting to fuck your cat
>senior year high school
>havin sleep over with my bros
>one is a paki sandnigger
>he reveals he has never masterbated or looked at porn
>we take off his pants and force him to jack off while watching porn
>lels were had
good fuckin times man
>Cat to keep you company (Dog is fine too)
>Hand to pleasure yourself
>Computer to supply with material
Who needs women?
That sounds hella gay
I have no hopes.
I doubt even the same artist is working on it.
Am I being rused?
>>we take off his pants and force him to jack off while watching porn
>>lels were had
>We start taking turns sucking him off
>Chanting 'BROJOB BROJOB BROJOB'
....All of my closest friends are attractive single young females who are always pretty happy to see me and like talking to me a lot
Oh god am I a clueless harem anime protagonist?! I never thought about it like that before, I thought we were all just friends but now this is really gonna bug me.
Two failed interviews and two jobs obtained. I feel nothing.
I didn't have my first fap until I was 15. My first porn was actually a hentai I watched Night Shift Nurses and came with no hands just from the boner rubbing on my pants.
I'm a sandnigger and I used to say I never jerked off when I was in grade 8 and 9.
It's because our mothers tell us it's bad and that it'll make us go blind, I used to pseudo jack it as a kid though and my mom would just laugh
let me guess you fucking queer gaylords never even wrestled with your bros or shaved eachothers legs for losing a bet or fucking touched tips
let me guess? you were losers in high school right? god damn
Please don't actually be this new
I remember my first boner where I knew something funny was going on.
thanks franks adventure on newgrounds
[blog]I've been fapping since I was 10 [/blog]
You have to believe anon. Its the only way to reach the promised land of vanilla endings rape endings.
>the youngest looking harem member is an annoying bitch
>there are some people who never played grab dick in the showers with their bros
>I bet you faggots don't even play with your friends dicks!!
>ha look at these fags!
He made a perfectly valid statement. Most people view cat-fucking as repulsive. Though I don't necessarily share the same sentiments.
u are joking right?
I don't know what to believe anymore after reading Rizou no Battery.
I just can't believe.
How can you even reach a vanilla ending from that anymore? I just hope that girl picks up the pieces and moves on.
They wouldn't serialize hentai, right? My biggest worry is something like this becoming a continuous, like PunPun. It'd make for the saddest love story ever told
Alright let me set this shit straight for you buddy.
>having a good time with your bros
>watching chinese cartoons about little girls because you are a fucking cuckold
What anime do this?
>>Pulling your friends dick out and forcing him to masturbate in front of you
Did I do it right?
That's a man isn't it?
>main love interest is a tsundere
They're called boys, anon!
Now you are catching on maybe you aren't so fucking stupid after all.
>This character has bad grades in school
>Main love interest is a tomboy
>Ends up actually winning
/fit/ pls go.
>protagonist ISN'T perverted
>is called perverted for being within 100 feet of another woman
>implying any woman is incapable of being courted by the MC
Seriously, once the universe has decided you're the main character, you could make any girl want your dick just by existing.
Yeah but then most of /a/ would complain that he's 'too edgy'.
I recognize that double chin!
>it says here that snk is your favorite anime
>quiet male protag has only female friends
That was me in grade school.
The macho fucks either beat the shit out of you or ignored you, then all the nice girls would have conversations with you to avoid the macho guys.
It was nice; I learned how to make flower crowns/bracelets from them and also learned how to sew.
Also I forgot to state my point;
Shit makes sense
That's fairly realistic from what I've seen. Not only female, but quiet guys often get along well with girls, girls don't find them as imposing etc. I don't mean the quiet guys into anime and shit though
I suppose that's reasonable, I just wish less anime would use it as a crutch for introducing a harem
Not true at all.
I would have been your friend anon. In high school people always told me how nice I was
Did you figure out by being "friendzoned"?
sounds like your a fagiet
i would do the same
if an attractive girl goes for me then shes probably pulling a prank
and if she actually likes me then shes a crazy bitch and i should run away
i guess most of mc's think that way too
It's highly possible you're just a pleasant person to be around. The world is full of relationships like that, it's a platonic friendship. You probably just think so because you're not used to romantic advances and think any sign of affection might be romantic. Not saying you are, it's just possibly the case. It's fine to have close female friends, they help give you another perspective on things.
I think you may be on the wrong board