Why is this allowed?
oh god dont remind me. today I had to go piss in college and there were only two piss-sinks next to each other
Today I had to go poo in college and there was already a guy in the stall.
>not going into the stalls
Enjoy being raped.
And you've shitted all over him, I hope?
>pees with his pants down
>Be really underweight and wear tight fitting clothes
>Go into subway bathrooms in New York
>Jam packed. Go to urinal.
Worst memory ever.
How else would you know how big other peoples' dicks are?
By fucking other men.
Wait, you mean you guys don't stand right next to whoever's urinating and initiate conversation with them while doing it? That's like common etiquette man.
What do tight fitting clothes have to do with anything?
/a/, please tell me why guys make SO MUCH NOISE at the urinal. You are not jerking off there, no one needs to know how good it feels, so stop moaning and grunting and saying "ohhh yeahh" at the fucking urinal.
This, and you should be ready to hold another person's penis when asked. That's too common etiquette.
Because it was easier for the dude that ended up doing it to rub his dick between my ass cheeks.
>being this insecure
Did someone touch you?
You don't massage your penis while peeing?
People do that?
I do that because it makes people feel bad
Peeing and pooping both feel good.
I bet they feel so gay.
Where the fuck do you live?
Every time I encounter it I am thinking "people do this?" I just want to shit in peace in this stall here, but some dude invariably will come in and start making noises at the urinal.
You heard me.
You ever take a piss while stoned? First, it feels like it lasts 10 minutes and second it feels like you're cumming the entire time. Imagine cumming for 10 minutes straight.
>Imagine cumming for 10 minutes straight
Imagine being a pig.
I've had people tell me this.
Either I'm getting stoned wrong or I'm just retarded, because it doesn't feel like that.
I was also told to take a shit while on shrooms. It didn't feel that good.
shit in front of the stall door
Maybe that is it, I'm mostly in university bathrooms.
lightweights tend to exaggerate
A friend of mine had this amazing urinal story.
He went into our college bathroom and there was already a dude there. Our college bathroom only had two urinals, so people would keep getting stuck pissing next to each other. Any way, he gets into position and waits. Five minutes later neither of them can piss because of the other guy and neither of them wants to budge. It ended up with them trading glances and just both leaving without pissing.
The same guy also has a story more or less opposite of that one. He enters the bathroom and there's a guy pissing already. A massive stream that shakes the very heavens as it hits the urinal. Now he doesn't give it much thought at first, we've all had one of those before. So he pisses. The guy's still going. He finishes. The guy's still going. He washes his hands, he's still going. Even as the door was shutting he could still hear him going strong. Guy probably lost weight with how long he stood pissing there.
I fucking hate faggots like this. Just turn and start pissing in their urinal.
You're not getting high enough. Stop smoking for a while and let your tolerance die.
>tfw you feel the stickiness of the floor by the urinal
Let me guess, Japan ?
That's a crime you know
feels good man
>those kids in high school that would turn basically sideways while pissing to hide their penises
>I was one of those kids
theres no way this is true. is it?
Finally, a chance to post this pic again.
It varies. Some people will feel it, some won't.
my tolerance is shit and I love it.
>there are toilets where there are no walls between the urinals
>this is no issue for most
YOU EVER PEE
>Busting for a piss so I go to public toilet
>No one in there and I'm kind of in a hurry
>Decide to risk using a urinal instead of a stall
>Just as I start peeing a big fat american walks in
>Walks right over to the urinal behind me, slaps my back and says "WHATS UP BUDDY!!!"
>Pulls out his small penis
>It has a mole on it
>Starts peeing while talking about Obama or something
>I desperately try to stop pissing but I just can't
>Finally the manage to close my urethra
>Zip up my trousers
>About to leave when I start pissing again
>Run out pissing my pants
The worst was in elementary school in Mexico, there were no walls (or maybe it was just no doors) on toilet stalls, so people would walk in and see you shitting. I never went to the bathroom in school
>have lanyard coming out of pocket for keys
>sit down on public toilet with those seat protectors
>lanyard falls down into piss on the floor
Why are they doing jumping jacks in front of the urinals?
retards will do that when they're drunk
>needing to piss while stoned to feel that way
>whats up buddy
how did you respond
>hey fatass im taking a piss here
I have this weird habit of singing while I piss. But only while I'm drunk. Well, it's more like I moan with words. I once started "singing" the Sound of Music while at this party, but it was really just:
>The hillllllllllls are aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh withe the soooooooooooouuund of muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
and when I left the bathroom the girl next in line told me I had a beautiful voice
Honestly I've almost orgasmed while pissing. Relieving your bladder is one of the most pleasurable things I've experienced in life.
>see this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gelAWnVzcyI
>not using the stall
>those stalls with the massive gaps someone could easily crawl under
go take a shit in one of the urinals
>not closing the door
What's the point?
ITT: social phobia and overreacting
2 urinals next to each other and the stall is already occupied
>afraid of urinals, use stall
>guy who is over 6'5 comes in
>door has a lock on it
>tries to make a funny joke about a private bathroom
Not anime or manga.
Because pissing and having your penis out to do so in front of other men is nothing to be ashamed or embarrassed while at a urinal
A penis is a penis, if you are scared of seeing one then don't go to a public pool's changing room and change in the open. Men often shower and walk around in the nude while changing in them
>>needing to piss while stoned to feel that way
Pissing regularly feels good but it's a completely different beats when stoned. So is sex. But don't get confused and start pissing during sex.
>telling the board of closet homosexuals to not be insecure
Why have the urinals then? Or more than one of them.
Have you ever pissed out a stone? It's the exact fucking opposite.
>YOU FINALLY FOL'ND ME
But i want to pee in Miu's butt.
I have no problem walking in the nude around boys, it's just the anxiety part that prevents my bladder from going.
I don't consider peeing next to some other guy a social activity.
>not crossdressing and entering the ladies' bathroom
Faggots, all of you
>Let a dude fuck my ass
>He literally pees in it
>go to movie theater
>take piss before I go sit down
>walk into bathroom stall to piss (I hate using urinals)
>The walls of the bathroom are this really shiny black marble that might as well be a mirror
>I can see the reflection of the guy in the stall next to me taking a dump through the crack in the stall by the wall
>hairy ass, everything
>Gets up and turns
>eye contact through mirror marble walls
This is not how you design a bathroom...
I hate how traps are now a meme.
>tfw you really you wait until your bladder is completely full and then take a 2 minute long piss.
Anon I fucking laughed really hard.
>all alone in a public restroom inside a stall
>somebody comes in
>instantly take my feet up and hope i'm not seen
Anyone else do this?
I thought as long as there's a privacy wall it was okay to pee next to someone.
No but if I'm about to shit and someone is in the bathroom or walks in I hold it until I'm alone.
I hate how your face is a meme
>using public toilets
It is only acceptable if you have been out drinking.
I literally can't pee when there are too many people around or when people are talking near me.
No, because then they try to get in.
>instantly take my feet up and hope i'm not seen
Eventually someone is going to try to open what they think is an empty stall and you'll have to speak up and realize they'll be wondering why you had your feet in the air or they'll get someone to open it thinking it's stuck.
That's what you get for being a faggot.
I piss beside strangers and try to make eye contact. I piss in the same urinal as my friends and put my hand on their shoulder and try to make eye contact. Not gay it is just funny as hell.
>lifting your feet
They'll assume it's not occupied and try to get in
If there was a cute little /a/non in a stall with his feet up I'd break the door down to get to him.
And make sure his feet stay up in the air for a while.
I pull up my pants so they can't see my boxers
I never use urinals because I can't stand not being able to wipe my dick after peeing.
How the hell do you guys live with that disgusting feeling of your dick being wet with your pee when you put it back, and knowing that it will seep into your underwear and make it stink?
That sounds really gay, man.
Thats why you should wear briefs
I don't blame Hachiken, that dude is a fucking badass and mirin' is appreciated here.
Reminds me of this.
>not shaking your dick after to make sure no piss is left
>back in highschool
>boy's toilets are third world tier
>literally shit on the floors and in the massive urinal
>principal enters one day and is completely horrified
>gives a speech about how there's "excrement" all over the boy's toilets
>entire assembly giggling thinking of that south park episode with Mr. Mackey
The fuck? Paper would get stuck on the head and it would hurt
Hahaha this happened to my mom and I when I was little, people kept beating on the door to get in and we kept saying we were in there and they got the bathroom attendant to unlock the door
How about pissing out a stone when stoned?
What is this faggot actually doing?
I rarely use public toilet or almost never do, just the idea that other fags touched everything in it kill me.
I know that feeling.
I did this earlier this morning. I always make it a point to piss as soon as I need to, but I didn't today.
pls no. I don't want to cry over it not getting a series again. ;_;
>smoked weed with friend from highschool behind school
>go to the toilet
>close the stall and sit down
>shit 1/3rd out
>suddenly group of guys come in
>hold it in
>oh god I hope they don't smell the smoke
>they take a piss but take their sweet time of it
>hear someone say "aww someone's taking a shit"
>shit blasts out of my ass
>scream and moan as I go
>discouraging sounds come from my stall
>footsteps and sounds of retreat are heard
>leave toilet and see my friend leaning against the wall
>he laughs and is too stoned to stand straight
>"dude what the hell what was that?"
>"I took a shit, man"
I just dab the tip.
>There are people in this very thread who can't stop pissing on demand.
Things like this were made for you.
>51 tiny diapers
>thats the best deal
>Paper would get stuck
How? And why would it hurt?
I just roll together some toilet paper and put it under my foreskin.
>it would hurt
What the fuck were you using? Sand paper?
>In 3rd grade
>Week of swim class
>Bus ride to an off campus pool where they want you to shower and piss before getting in
>Decide to play "cross the streams" with some other boys Ghostbusters style
>5 of us standing around 1 toilet pissing in it
And that's not even the weirdest (or gayest) thing we ever did back in our school days.
I don't know about you guys, but just touching the head of my dick hurts it. For some reason it being in my pants or whatever doesn't though
What does having a penis feel like? Is there an annoying weight between your legs?
What anime are your greentext blogs about?
What does having boobs feel like? Is there an annoying weight on your chest?
You're lucky as fuck
I don't see why people here complain about /v/ when threads like this prove the boards are identical.
Tell me what having a vagoo is like, then we'll talk
That doesn't sound normal. You could just be abnormally sensitive, but I'd consider getting that looked at.
The testicles are worse. One wrong move and you'll fucking regret everything you've ever done for the next ten seconds.
It can feel annoying sometimes, like when the underwear or pants shift if move while lying or sitting. On hot days it can be really annoying because the nutsack loosens and then it moves easily and slaps your thighs if you wear boxers/briefs.
Boners can be annoying but you tend not to notice it is there most of the time if you wear comfortable underpants and pants
This is how I use to trade my pokemon cards.
>think this is a space bros thread
>it's just people talking about pissing
I do this all the time at college just to make people feel very uncomfortable.
I'm an asshole
Even a piss thread goes somewhere, unlike Space Bros.
It's like there's nothin' at all, except you can stick things in it and sometimes you can feel the menstrual blood seep out if you're just using a pad. I don't know what a deflowered vagoo feels like though, maybe it hurts sometimes.
>One wrong move and you'll fucking regret everything
Reminds me of that video where some kid split his balls from spreading his legs too far from skateboarding or something.
Having a vagina is't really a burden since there's nothing that swings about down there except for disgusting normalfags' meat curtains. What's having a dick like? Does it swing about when you walk?
>there's nothing that swings about down there
aside from discharge
>he doesn't go outside in the morning and piss in his own yard like any decent freedom loving American man would
I did that sometimes with my closest male friend.
We also sometimes got naked together and explored each others bodies.
...I can't believe neither of us thought there was anything weird about doing that.
If you don't wear underwear, yes it does. It's a weird feeling.
I honestly would if my neighbor would fix his goddamn fence.
That's want they want, shill.
Everyone does stupid things as a kid, thinking they're not weird
>Does it swing about when you walk?
If you prance around like a faggot, sure. Otherwise underwear and pants leg keep it in place.
>all these people replying to attentionwhoring 3D
I don't fucking know, man. I once tried to convince two of my cousins who were staying the night to run out into the backyard and run around naked.
I did it. They didn't follow.
Fuck that was gay.
>We also sometimes got naked together and explored each others bodies.
Can you please describe this?
Penis rarely swing while walking, it is the testicles that do and that can be really annoying.
Hit days can be torture.
>walking around on a hot day
>groin starts to sweat after a bit
>nutsack sometimes sticks to inner thigh
>have to shift nuts by hand over pants every now and then
It gets annoying sometimes
I usually forget about it when I'm walking around, but when I'm sitting down, it might fall into an awkward position, which feels really uncomfortable. If I'm alone, I just stick my hand down and adjust it without second thought, but if I'm together with someone, it's torture.
I bet you were only thinking of one gender when you typed that. Both are attentionwhoring.
Now I want a guy to pee on my dick.
>going to public school
you get what you pay, m8.
There's /b/ for you folks if you wanna talk about this shit
I just do it in the stall whilst standing and aiming into the toilet but leave the door open so they know I'm pissing and not shitting.
Actually now that I think about it those bathrooms were in kindergarten, grade school had normal bathrooms. And private schools in mexico were dirt cheap so I always went to bilingual ones
Don't be fooled, every mans dick is tiny when completely flacid, it shrinks up for easy carrying, the only time dicks get big is usually when aroused or if you have to piss real bad.
You don't even notice the thing until its time for action, the silent warrior.
When I was in 6th grade or so because breasts were budding my friend and I dared each other to raise our shirts and show our breasts for a split second, and the third friend wouldn't do it so we teased her and tried to pull up her shirt, and got in trouble with her parents a bit. Kids are fucking gay.
Wouldn't tight briefs help?
Anyway when are mods gonna delete this thread?
jesus fuckin christ you city slickers crack me up every god damn time
There's not much to describe, man. I have no clue what we were thinking or what we thought we'd get out of it. We just got together in my room, undressed and looked at how the other looked like naked.
Man, this is such a common thing it's not even unusual. I remember pissing with my cousins on a squat toilet or pissing in the same stall as my classmates as a kid. I've also witnessed my younger brother and his friends pissing in a toilet, which made me kind of uncomfortable.
This sounds like how i found out im bisexual
nah just the whore
>every mans dick is tiny when completely flacid
That's only true for people around 5 inches.
With the added bonus of getting to use toilet paper, having all the privacy of side walls, and less splashback than if peeing into a urinal.
well, that makes sense. a kid could get trapped on a stall or something
>every mans dick is tiny when completely flacid
how small is your penis, anon?
They're not as often on /a/, they're literaly the norm on /v/ including just a general hate for videogames (the fucking subject of the board)
/a/ at least still enjoys the subject its based on.
>not pissing outside
Nothing better than a healthy breeze around the genitalia whilst relieving ones bladder.
I have one thing to say to all of the women in this thread, nay, this board.
Your virginity is a sacred thing and the most important thing you have. Only give it to the man you're sure you want to be with, and only if you know the feeling is mutual.
These are less common though and only really come about when it's particularly slow day or week.
It's like this 24/7 on /v/ except when there some major major annoucnement.
I'm over 7 inches erect, I just get really small when its flacid, like 1 inch at times no joke.
Thing only comes out when horny or holding in piss.
>Only give it to the man
HAHAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S GAY AND PEOPLE ARE GOING TO POINT IT OUT HAHA
Goddamn it feels great to climb a local mountain and look down on all the people like they're ants and then piss.
Man can't attentionwhore.
>go in stall
>take a huge shit
>people walking into the bathroom walk straight out gagging
>at least five people do this
I- I'm sorry
>every mans dick is tiny when completely flacid
some flaccid dicks can be bigger than some erect dicks
Tight underwear is bad for your testicles
They need to be free, only time it is ideal to use tight underwear is during sports because it lessens the chance of the scrotume twisting or something else
I am outta here
>pissing in a dotted line
>Implying I want to have children
That's not true. Look at gays.
What are the mods doing?
There are Dividers.
It's okay if there are dividers, but he should have used another one.
I have one thing to say to all the women in this thread, nay, this board.
Please kill yourselves. You're literally Hitler.
Huh, maybe I have bad circulation then.
...What was gay about that?
watching the superb owl
Don't you contract your penis and bladder muscles to intermittently piss or force it out really hard and fast?
>It had a mole on it
is that even possible?
That's a fair point, however gay ''beings'' are not men. You could argue they aren't even human beings.
I don't understand why you're moving the goal posts.
Having a small flaccid penis with foreskin is annoying when I piss. It usually goes every at the tip and because of that I have gotten in to the habit of pissing while I have a boner
>The testicles are worse. One wrong move and you'll fucking regret everything you've ever done for the next ten seconds.
You know why testicles feel like that when injured?
It's because your testicles start out development in your abdomen, and drop down as they develop. Because of this, the pain sensation for your balls is visceral pain, just like the nerves in your guts -- except that balls have no protection from the muscles and fat in the abdominal wall.
Babby's first anatomy lesson.
I hate using public restrooms. There's almost always skid marks in the one at the store I work at. How the fuck are people doing that. Do they sit with their asses all the way back and slide their ass across it as they get up? I don't understand.
finger painting with menstrual blood must be a common thing too because I've seen the aftermath of it in bathroom stalls like six times in my life time. Four of them back in high school. What even posses a person to want to do that?
People are gross
Yes, I have one myself.
Same issue here. Circulation towards your lower half might be constricted more than usual. 6.5" hard, 2" flaccid.
What the fuck I thought everyone could do this
I piss really hard
So hard in fact once during high school one of my friends who also was in the bathroom commented on it
I think he said something like "Damn anon you trying to put a hole in the urinal?"
I said DAMN STRAIGHT
and then the teacher knocked on the door and made us come back to class
Holy shit, now I'm actually afraid of being stabbed or shot.
I fucking knew I was missing something. That sounds horrible.
That's really fucking hilarious.
I'm going to try that now.
As someone who was once a maintenance guy, and probably anyone who has ever worked in that area could tell you, Women's restrooms are WAY nastier than the mens room. I've seen some shit.
oh god....i was working part-time last summer and i was in charge of bathroom duty...
I know about 3 guys who cannot do so in real life so I would imagine there would be a few in this thread couldn't
Until some random homophobe stranger clocks you one and you wake up in a puddle of piss and shit on the restroom floor...
Isn't that why we surround ourselves with wonderful 2d qt3.14s?
>finger painting with menstrual blood
Try finger painting with literal shit. Little girls are not like my Chinese cartoons.
>Drinking bottles of water the whole day and holding in your piss.
>Pissing out clear for 2 minutes straight at full blast with your head slightly tilting back and enjoying the bliss of streaming piss coming out of your penis.
Better than sex imo.
control your penis lust. This isnt the board for that
>Go to the bathroom at work
>Take a massive shit
>Like a really massive boneshattering, loud turd
>It piles up in the toilet
>The toilet auto flushes and leaves massive skid marks
>Walk out of the stall
>The janitor was waiting for me to finish so they could clean the stall
>Avoid eye contact as I wash my hands and leave
I still avoid eye contact with them. I would've cleaned the skid marks if they left toilet brushes or something in there.
I used to fuck my ex when she was in the middle of her period on the worst days.
Our hips were covered.
What would your waifu think when she sees it?
Wait do you mean post my erect dick?
Or post a flacid/erect comparison?
>Better than sex imo
I didn't know they had those kinds of toilets in Japan
Why were you in the women's bathroom in high school. You go on some kind of pervert adventures?
She's gonna love it.
only if it's cut
Not him but iv'e actually orgasmed pretty hard one time from peeing when I_ was younger. My eyes rolled back and everything
Erect is preferred
>not hiding in the stalls when when your crush went into the bathroom
What are you? A faggot?
Says you. I've been lusting for penises on /a/ for years now.
Naw, I'm a fucking syan man, he can't do that to me.
Are all you guys from /sp/ or something?
What if you did that while having sex? Wouldn't that be the best feeling in the world?
>iv'e actually orgasmed pretty hard one time from peeing
No you didn't.
He's the masturbation master.
>control your penis lust. This isnt the board for that
This has never been true and you know that.
Unless this is some further cryptic form of role play along the lines of "D-Dame, anon-kun! We musn't do that here!".
Thats okay,I'm talking about actual posting of pictures and shit
Sorry, uncut, but I have tight foreskin when erect.
There's a board for posting disgusting 3D penises. You can blog all you want there too.
This isn't the board for this shit thread.
You gotta find a girl that's into piss, not easy.
Because of this post, I actually went to the restroom and tried it out for myself. It was easy, but I imagine it being more difficult if I really had to go.
Oy vey, I'm so sorry.
You can say and talk all you want about how much you wanna demolish an annons boy pussy. Just dont start posting pics
Im not the one who started it and the mods are too busy watching the Broncos get blown the fuck out to care
nvm just post it
I have no way of proving it. Believe what you want
Don't do it too often. I heard it can be bad for your health
This thread is shit anyways. Literally /a/ - Bathroom Discussion. It going full cocklust wouldn't change how shit it is.
Where are the mods?
Watching football like the normalfags they are.
when the mods are away /a/ gets to play
>Go into town to buy Fast and Furious boxset
>Before I get to game have huge urge to shit
>Am literally seconds from soiling myself so go into public toilet
>Only Two cubicles and One is occupied
>Am sat with pants around ankles but dont want to start pooping due to noise it will make
>gritting my teeth holding on when man in next cubicle says "Alright mate"
>Look around even though Im in tiny space and he then says "Can You hear me?"
>I reply Y-yes
>He asks "What are You up to?"
>"S-s-same as You I guess" I say
>"How long You gonna be?" From him
>With mounting embarrassment I say "Not too long"
>Am wondering if he is a preadatory gay or something, then I hear
>"Hang on I'll call You back the soft cunt in the next bog is talking to me"
>At this point I release my poop loudly and let out that satisfying groan you get from pushing a poo out
>wait in there smelling my own pre digested macaroni cheese from Yesterday until 10 minutes after he leaves
>Go into town to buy Fast and Furious boxset
Stopped reading there.
>>"Hang on I'll call You back the soft cunt in the next bog is talking to me"
I've heard this joke before.
I'm camera shy,so no.
>You are not jerking off there,
Beat: in this country public restrooms have trash cans and nobody flushes the paper.
do you even know what reenactment means
Why the fuck do they always make THAT FUCKING HUGE ASS CRACK IN THE STALL MAKING IT SO EASY FOR ANYONE TO SEE YOUR HAIRY ASS SHITTING WHO THOUGH THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA??????
How else would i show it too you? If i dont have a camera pointing at me? Can you magically appear in front of me?
Alright hold on.
I just need to watch some rape to get me started.
The super bowl should do just fine.
>Entire grade in gym, hundreds of people
>Silent as fuck
>IBS kicks in
>Raise my hand to go take a shit
>Teacher leads me to the washroom which is practically in the same exam room
>Only 1 person is allowed to go at a time, two other guys are waiting since it was my turn to go in
>I take longer than an average piss because I'm actually shitting
>Teacher screams into the bathroom "YOU ALRIGHT?"
>Probably thinks I'm cheating in the stall
>I rip a loud shit out of my ass
Fuck the police.
One time I climbed a local mountain where I could see all of a large city and just jacked off at like 3am
Shit felt so liberating
>go to bathroom
>no one there so go to urinal
>unzip, pull out dick
>just before pissing guy comes in
>out of all the urinals he chooses the one next to mine
>I can't piss anymore
Fuck all you goddamn faggots that do this shit. I hope you all get testicular and prostate cancer.
This thread has made me hornier than any anime thread.
omg anon lets jack off together mmm so good
>That one faggot who stays in the bathroom for no reason
>That one faggot who throws random ass stuff inside the urinals and toilets thinking its a trashcan.
>That one faggot who doesn't even flush or wash his hands after taking a massive shit then going back out to make out with his girlfriend hands on grabbing her face and everything.
To all the stupid cunts who think guys who look clean are not actually clean so bring shit tons of purell before letting him stick his meatshit inside of you.
>Go to urinal
>Nearly die from bloodloss
Say what you want about girls toilets but I've never had to clean graffiti inked with shit on the walls in their bathrooms.
That was very funny, /v/.
I wasn't kidding.
I found Gatorade bottles t shirts,handbags pencils, and a teddy bear in the toilet/urinal seriously why the fuck do people do this.
>you will never have the satisfaction of being the supreme asshole who designed the bathroom stalls with the huge crack between the door and stall
>in dorm for my freshman year of college
>only bathroom is a public one for everyone on the floor with only two stalls
>be busy taking a fat shit
>some dude goes into the other stall and starts fucking around with a laptop
>he's wearing a headphone but I can still slightly hear the shrill voices of hentai VAs
I got the hell out of there as quick as possible.
I certainly hold no delusions of 3D men. When I was a waitress I had bathroom duty too, and the men's restroom was almost always bad. Stinky, pubic hair on urinal, pee on seat of toilet or urinal, shit. And then they just shake it and zip it. And you're all talking about wanting to do this and that cum on objects and faces. Gross.
>shitting in a stall in an empty washroom
>suddenly someone comes in
>urge to hold it in until he leaves
Tell me I'm not the only one who did this.
Main reason I never went to a dorm was fear of communal bathrooms. That and having a roommate.
You're never the only one to do anything.
>they just shake it and zip it.
What else am I supposed to do?
are you going to deliver?
I almost had to resort to that a few times, fucking roommates.
I was shitting and one time I looked straight at a guy through the stall crack.
My friend got me a Naruto volume of manga since he saw my wallpaper on the laptop I only use at home once and thought it was a good one.Every time I go to this same toilet in the mall I take a shit, use some of the pages to wipe my hairy ass then leave it in a urinal.
>walking around with a piss stain
Yeah because we're embarrassed of the sound or smell it may produce. Back in high school if my friends and I would go at the same time we'd turn on the hand dryer so the sound covers it up.
No, I forgot I was mexican, so my penis is brown, and we can't have that on /a/.
>in 3rd grade
>have a nasty case of the shits
>stay in the bathroom stall for 15 minutes
>girl comes in, probably my sister's friend
>"ohh I wonder why anon is taking so long??"
>motherfucker ducks her head under the stall and takes a look
Thank god I wasn't in her class. Kids are so stupid and weird.
How do they squeeze the remaining pints of piss out?
>Kids are so stupid and weird.
This, I remember at least a few times in my life seeing kids look under the stalls.
>going down interstate late at night
>pull into rest area because have to pee BAD
>go into stall since I have shy kidneys
>notice hole in wall of stall
>hear shuffling of feet then a gloriously veiny penis emerges through hole
>penis barely could make it through hole and was rock hard and dripping precum
>stare for a few seconds then proceed to suck it most furiously
>there is a slight musky smell and I begin to hear moans and groans
>After some sucking I feel the penis get even harder and begin throbbing, i can feel the urethra pulsing as it pumps cum into my mouth, slightly sweet and bitter
>I swallow all of it. It's akin to swallowing a loogie.
>Run my tongue up shaft to clean and then the penis exits.
>Stall opens and I hear footsteps leaving.
>Sit on toilet for an hour wondering what the fuck I just did.
It's too sensitive to wipe though.
On what? Do you think men just keep a little handkerchief around to dab their penises dry? You shake dry, that's how it works. You're standing at a urinal with zero privacy.
If this is true which it isn't you'd better get yourself tested
I want a cute anon to suck me off so bad now.
Rub it clean with your hand you dickweed, you can just wash it afterwards.
Yep. Some countries sewage systems cant handle the mass quantities of paper so you'll just see big piles of shit paper in the center of the bathroom.
I was a janitor in Mexico.
Fuck,I'm hard now
>not throwing yourself at the stall door while screaming 'AH SEMPAI YAMATE YAMATEEEEEEAAAAAH IIIKUUUUU' and then hauling ass
>Do you think men just keep a little handkerchief around to dab their penises dry?
>not carrying around a handkerchief, period
>looking like an oily sweaty mess with a runny nose and a piss stain
You're just one guy, I have to be respectful to the rest of the anon that don't want to see brown penis.
To use the toilet paper to dab. I'm not some disgusting neanderthal that lets my piss drip on to my briefs.
People who piss into the stalls are the saddest bunch of losers.
God I remember this one skinny faggot always farted horribly and take dumps in the girls bathroom then always try to pin it on me since I was bigger. Of course the girls would go ew that's gross and give me I wish you were dead looks til they found out it was him and they just laugh it off and he just farts in front of them now. And now the faggot doesn't not wash his hands
Anon lets do this for real.
dats gros anon
>pissing at the urinal in the first place
By that logic why not just pee your pants, you can always wash them. I mean as long as public embarrassment isn't an issue, which for you it's clearly not.
I do keep a handkerchief, it's for my face, I'm not wiping my piss on it.
Hmm, a few times I've finger painted with my menstrual blood. But it was just in my room, did it sort of absent minded onto empty water bottles on my desk before throwing them out. I can't masturbate but I scratch/touch down there as a habit some times.
This entire post made me laugh my fucking ass off.
From the way it was constructed to what it was about and the image combined.
Are you underage?
>Of course the girls would go ew that's gross and give me I wish you were dead looks til they found out it was him and they just laugh it off and he just farts in front of them now.
I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.
I'd prefer not to, but it's not healthy to hold it in if you really have to go. Sometimes you have to bite the bullet.
/cgl/ get out with your creepy vagina shit
There were several periods in history where it was encouraged for men to not shower, practice basic hygiene and do disgusting shit because famous people did it too.
Fuck you 60s, fuck you Kurt Cobain and fuck you Adam Levine
The shitty part is there ARE boards for posting dicks and talking about dicks. Three, /lgbt/, /b/, and /soc/
I don't want to see the dick of anyone that goes on those boards. I want your dick /a/non.
Wasn't it the Netherlands where having dirt-caked hair was considered a status symbol? Or was that some place else? Maybe Denmark?
7.4" here and never even had it touched, you mirin bra?
>no ones touched it
I'll touch it anon. I'll touch it with my 6.5.
This thread is going to shit literally...
yes post it
Same. I want the pure maidens of /a/, not those other shit boards.
Just piss in the sink and you don't have to worry about this kind of stuff
N-no... I... Anon I'm not even gay though.
You're text stuttering enough to be mistaken for a real faggot.
I want to suck an anons cock. Who colorado here
I will never understand men who pee on toilet seats? I didn't understand why any person in highschool would this but they do. I didn't expected any person who goes into egineering school would do this but they do.
How hard is to lift the fucking lid if you are going to pee in a stall?
Do they have fetish for peeing on seats or something? Do they get off by other people cleaning up their urine?
When they go take a shit and see urine on the seat do they think "AH shit, you got me?"
What toilet seat raped their parents to give them reasons to pee on a toilet seat?
Its not even gay, bra. Lets just do it and not tell anyone.
Take it outside! Take it outside! I just cleaned my carpet!
>I want your dick /a/non
Only reason I don't lift the seats is because have already peed all over them, and I'm really sensitive about that sort of stuff, I hate even talking with people (in real life) about bathrooms. Even on the internet just talking about them grosses me out
I don't wanna touch no lid with my fingers.
I remember in primary school where there was this one kid who would always piss 3-4 meters away from the urinals. It was pretty amazing at first but then eventually it got annoying as the guy would stand all the way at the other side of the wall and piss from there to the urinal so basically you had a long stream of piss that was blocking the way that prevented you from going to the stalls at the other side unless you walked under or through it and plus no one wanted to take a piss in one of the urinals while this was happening, don't want that splash to get over you. So as a result of this you had a bunch of people waiting outside the toilet entrance waiting for him to finish before entering.
I ended up complaining to the teacher once about it and eventually he stopped doing it as more and more students complained to the teachers as well. I kind of felt bad about that but at the same time I was relieved that it stopped happening.
>people who sit down to take a shit without placing paper on the seat
>just sitting in that pool of germs
>guys who let their penis touch the toilet
>people who use their hand to flush public toilets
I liked doing it at school by imaging this sort of reaction from the people needing a big poo.
This is why I go into the stall. It sucks when they're all full though. Usually when that happens I just turn around and quickly walk back out, hoping no one noticed me. Then I try again in an hour or so and hope to god there's a free stall because if not I can't hold it any longer and I'll have to use a urinal.
Generally it's not even an issue though because I can hold it for 10+ hours if I need to. The trick is to not drink much when you know you won't have access to a private bathroom for a while. Don't dehydrate yourself though. There's a fine balance.
I will never understand how people manage to get shit on the front of the toilet seat.
I forgot to add, but when sitting on public toilets I always roll toilet paper all around the seat before I sit on it. There's no reason to sit on others' pee.
I squat on the toilet seat so my ass doesn't touch it.
I've almost fallen a few times.
>not standing in horse stance above the seat
>not only using public washrooms that have motion-sensing toilets and sinks
I loved my university, I never had to touch anything in the washroom.
toilet paper? Do you guys not have those paper seat covers? Is that a girl only thing?
How did you lock the stall doors?
those are awfully flimsy
>not only using stalls that have motion-sensing locks
i don't think he takes a shit in public toilets.
I knew this genuinely crazy guy in college, he'd unleash his load of poo on the toilet seat, sit on it after the act squishing it all around and then finally rub his poo-covered ass along a stall wall.The thing was he actually did this method quite a lot but he was still awful at it, not subtle at all.He'd come back to class fuming of shit.
Saying all this I dropped out since I can't handle interaction and he fucking didn't, I am inferior to a guy rubs poo around for fun academically.
They just drag themselves off of the toilet
>open bathroom door with elbow or shirt cuff
>open stall door with elbow
>lock stall door with elbow
>pull down pants so my penis hangs and I can pee without ever touching my penis
>stuff my underwear around my penis
>flush toilet with shoe
>unlock with elbow
I hate it when it happens.
>being this god damn germaphobic.
seriously guys? Do you know how many germs you come into contact with everyday? Think about all the people who don't wash their hands and touch everything around you
I shit my pants in school when I was 13 I thought I had to fart and it was diarrhea instead
>/a/nons still haven't posted their delicious cocks yet
Are you afraid of sinks? Not that I wash my hands after touching the doors/toilet handle either. Too much wasted time.
I shit my pants when I was 15 in Driver's Ed and sat in the seat next to like 20 people in the corner with liquid diarrhea in my underwear.
When I went into the bathroom finally I tried to take the underwear off and toss it out but the trashcan was totally full and I spilled it on the floor.
Best thread on /a/
If I'm alone in a public bathroom I usually piss on the walls and mirrors.
>I thought I had to fart and it was diarrhea instead
the way this sentence is so simple grammatically is making me laugh so hard
I pissed all over the stall I was in at work once. All over the walls and floor.
And I pissed all over the toilet paper one time.
I shit my pants once at home while playing Sonic & Knuckles on the PC. Game was far to engrossing.
>thought I had to fart and it was diarrhea instead
I did that when i was 7. Twice. Like the old saying goes, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.
I held my piss in until I was aching and my friend started making me laugh and it was literally so much muscle to hold in that amount of piss and the laughing kept weakening me and I literally pissed all the fuck over my pants. My friend just screamed.
What's wrong with it?
This is a really cool blog thread.
>not bringing your friends with you to the rest room and having them piss around you so you don't have to pee next to a stranger
>not reaching over while your friends at the urinal next to you and jacking him off
Aww shit, I thought this would be the one space brothers thread I get to see a month.
better keeping it on one thread then others...
>See guys pissing on the urinal
>Have the urge too look at their penis
A-am I the only one?
>not using a catheter
>Not holding hands with your friends at the urinal so you can all piss in harmony as one combined spirit.
No, I want to look at penises too.
lol we used to pretend our pee streams were lightsabers
There are empty urinals to each side of them. They're violating the 1 urinal buffer rule and grouping together to piss.
Well here, I'll you look at mine.
you pee next to someone when there are empty stalls available
Poop germs will go through seven layers of toilet paper.
It's really just comforting even though it doesn't do anything
No no different anon, I'm very curious
That's why I just sit on two rolls.
it's weird that I have heard this exact phrase before
Why does this even merit a poll, jesus christ anon.
>Peeing in a public restroom
My unis sinks use heat detectors, and I have raynaud's, so I have to basically move my arm into the sink since it doesn't sense my hands
Omg I really want to see that brown dick
>within the first 10 seconds there are 12 votes
When I was 12 I pretended I got stung by a jellyfish so my cousin would piss on me. I got sand and rubbed it on my stomach until it was really red.and ran to my cousin.
She pissed on me.
You're a natural born pervert.
How old was she?
>not pulling down the foreskins of your friends before they piss
Looking at penises is a hot topic for many /a/nons.
ahahahhaha there was a fat kid like that in my school and he did that when he was 13 too
where are you from, anon?
Not going to lie, that's pretty hot.
I hope this is true
inb4 cut vs uncut thread
Try pooping while orgasming.
Fuck you, I feel really uncomfortable pissing in front of other people.
>entire thread about piss
meta threads on /a/ are fun
kid that did that in my school got accused of having stinky bomb and got throughfuly searched by teacher until she felt something warm and weird under his pants
talk about fun middleshool days
I want someone to do this to me
Should have done it like you was stung on the face
Fuck motion sensing toilets
>Take a shit
>Didn't even move
>Poop and piss particles splattered all over your asschecks as your excrements are whirlpooled away
Did you get a chance to fap while you still had the scent of her urine on you/
You're thinking of a Polish plait I think
>eating lunch in the bathroom
I hated that.
Oh god you faggots think this is bad, try joining the military.
For your processing you have to literally pee in a cup after about 4 hours of sleep, in front of an angry marine who probably got about as much sleep as you did, in a group of about 15 other motherfuckers
I got home and drank a gallon of water just so I could properly appreciate a nice piss in private, and I have yet to take one for granted.
It does sound like a decent ploy.
I wish I was so crafty.
>O-okay, I'll do it, but... I still don't get why you're being so enthusiastic about it....
Who does that?
>Talking to a friend
>She says when she was in the bathroom, she heard something crinkle
>Turns out someone in the other stall was eating while in the bathroom
O-oh.. So you have no problem posting your dick on /a/ right?
You wouldn't understand.
>Not wanting to see /a/non dicks
>Who does that?
Ehehehe, no one...lol.
I'd rather walk around for several minutes until a small table becomes available than eat in a public bathroom.
Eating it under the stairs was worse.You'd have to stop eating every time someone approached because they might hear and walk around behind the stairs and find you.
At least in the bathroom you had a door and locks between you.
Would rather suck
How can you eat in a place where other people piss and shit?
>not just reading manga in the library and then eating a couple snacks during class
>Everyone white person i meet thinks im mexican even though i dont look like it
>Raised in puertorico,Have blond hair and green eyes.
>Still think im mexican
Is it time?
>reading manga in the library
>reading localized manga
Why not? I also would read manga on my phone during class
It happened to me in college in the middle of an exam. I had the shit in my pants during all the way back to home.
How do I add myself
>severe urge to take a shit in a moving vehicle