Can your waifu cook?
Oh my god, no. No she can't.
I'm my own waifu.
Can you cook your waifu?
She can, but she'd much rather order pizza.
She can cook molotov cocktails
Your waifu is a failure
She knows how to buy bread, does that count?
If you really loved her, you would make a serious effort to remove that watermark.
She does cook, but it's usually not very good...
>That shitty knife grip
Pffffft, hahaha. No.
Yes, and quite well too.
Mami is better
She's quite good at it according to Kyon
She tries. There are still some bugs to work out, though.
If she can follow a recipe for explosives, she can definitely follow one for basic dishes. I wonder if Incubators taste like marshmallow.
She can't, but I'd cook for her.
I don't know. She probably had servants for that. Either way I prefer doing the cooking and would be more then willing to teach her.
No because she doesn't exist
Your waifu a lesbian
Probably. She has a skill for just about everything else.
I wouldn't mind doing all the cooking for her though. I find cooking fun, and if I could make something she'd like then my heart would probably melt in happiness.
She never lets her blindness get in the way of anything so I imagine she could.
She makes bangin' tea though.
She attempts ;_;
I don't know, I think she eats her food raw.
Lesbian waifus are best waifus. If we're pretending, I might as well be a little girl.
She can, but she would rather go fight in some supermarket to get half-priced bento.
Well we can always order pizza.
I don't think she does.
But if she hangs around Kyouko for too long she'd probably become the type of person that brings home a bucket of KFC.
You're a faggot
How Can You're Waifu Be Real If Your Love Isn't?
She can't cook for shit
That's why i do the cooking
Yeah, not sure how good it is though.
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
Just because a game is shit doesn't mean your waifu can't be from there.
She's not allowed in the kitchen since it would trigger repressed memories of her mother burning her but she makes a mean grass hotpot.
Fuck off Jaden
She's good enough with sandwiches, although she apparently globs on too much spicy stuff sometimes. Otherwise, she's alright, I suppose.
I hate spicy, but I would eat anything she ever made in its entirety.
Better than anyone.
She don't need to
She's a five star chef. Her cooking is among the best in the world but she specializes in simple meals because it's more fun.
You'd think she would know basic cooking at least, considering the situations she gets placed and her training.
>not liking spicy
Her options were learn to cook or have her and her brother starve.
I think they'd be eating military rations instead. Also, BETAverse food is so shitty they make you want to commit suicide. True story.
No, their, eager to please push over, twin can
she sure can
She really struggles with it, but she tries her best.
Excellent cook! Even showed up Akiko by accident
Man... I respect every waifu but...
She doesn't cook, but she does do other housework both for herself and her roommate, so I think she'd be good if she applied herself.
I don't think so
He can fuck my waifu.
And then some.
She can make curry
>Having a bland worst girl as a waifu
Hey, I'd learn. I'd develop a taste for it starting now, if someone convinced me that would prove my loyalty.
She's pretty good at it.
She can fucking eat so she will have to learn, I'm not no house husband.
Her cooking can still use a little work.
Not at all.
Nor can I, really. But I do intend to learn how to in the upcoming months in order to make sure she has well-balanced, nutritious meals. She's a picky eater, after all.
Yeah, she can. Pretty good at it too.
No, god no that nigger can't fuck my waifu.
Oh, so I bet you like tomboys and used goods instead? Don't even get me started.
No,but she sure is fluffy.
All I want to do is run my hands through he peach colored pubes
Does your waifu have a waifu, /a/?
Uh...you're welcome? What did I do?
>Look at me I'm projecting
They're all bad, but Larry is without a doubt the worst
Your waifu is Sunohara?
Yes, she can.
Her husbando is a bit of an issue though.
Would she use charms on you?
Full translation when?
WHY WOULD I EVER COOK MY WAIFU ARE YOU CRAZY
>Look at me I'm fitting in
She's my one and only, and I don't care about your shit taste anymore.
This is the first time I've seen someone have Slan as their waifu.
Hope you like Chinese, since that's all she knows how to cook.
Sayaka use to dream about being a loving waifu for violinfag in a previous life, I'm sure she paid attention in home economics class.
>Cuts finger while cooking in class
>"It doesn't hurt at all!"
He's more of a husmechdo.
I don't know if I should congratulate you for your good taste,or fight you for having Ai as you're waifu as well.
My waifu can do anything
>it doesn't hurt at all
>it's just a small cut
>compared to the others I have
They are my family
That's an awfully lewd picture of you're waifu.
She already did when I completed her route.
She has a husbando.
being Sayaka is suffering
My waifu has a husbando but she doesn't take it seriously.
My waifu's alter ego has a waifu who is also her waifu. So there's that.
What did you think of her animated role?
she's pretty lewd
Yes. She's also a confectioner.
I found it lacking in quantity but I was still ever glad for all the screentime she had.
No and im more than okay with that.
How long have you two been together?
I can't even remember. Since the time the VN was translated and it shall be thus evermore.
How will you come up with the massive amounts of food required by a Kyouko?
Shit, I don't even remember how long ago that was.
I found it sort of hard to get on her route.
Hard to find.
I stumbled upon it by accident and coincidentally hers was the first route I completed.
How tall is she, if I may? They never really address her height.
157 cm, which is 5'2" if you're an amerifriend.
You're not American?
Would she be able to communicate in your native tongue?
I guess so.
She can cook better than many
She's only outclassed by a few
She makes my heart go doki doki
She is Tama, my waifu.
Where do you think she would be in 5 years?
I hope she is happy no matter where she is.
So you have no idea?
Dead people can't cook.
In an ideal world Kyouko does not have her eating disorder. She still eats a lot in Rebellion but it's no longer in every scene.
Just don't ask her things like "so when you moved to Mitakihara, what happened to your family?". That could lead to a chain of events that cause the universe to collapse.
I'm afraid so.
No but she has a lot of friends.
She isn't shown cooking, but maybe she can and just doesn't believe she can
She looks up to the main character from "The Persimmon Tree Left Behind", her favorite Shoujo Manga
... because she ate them.
Maybe you know what kind of car she'd want to drive?
probably not, not that it matters since i'd be doing all the cooking anyway.
I am her waifu.
How do you guys feel about your waifu being constantly naked under her clothes?
I have no particular feeling about it.
that's not what naked means
wow /a/ u so dumdum
She's transcended beyond the concept of clothes.
She's naked all the time and clothes are simply on her because she doesn't want to arouse worry.
She would walk naked in the streets and not give a shit.
I honestly can't see her being naked, I just feel nothing for her body or care much for it.
It turns me on, thinking of her body under her uniform
Her only skill is cooking and being president of the Student Council? That's cute.
The thought is actually kind of hot. Imagining her beautiful body beneath her clothes is quite the turn on for me.
Lewd, but I like it.
I have no problem with it. What else would be under her clothes?
>What else would be under
I heard that th-there's a skeleton inside of everyone! I really hope they're joking, that's really scary! It could jump out at any moment!
dont be like that anon
Why yes! Yes she does.
did you just make that up?
Would you love your waifu even if her skeleton was leaking?
You can't have a Homu without suffering.
i don't know i just met her...
what a peculiar choice
Nope thank god for Sasami and Noike.
>Would you love your waifu even if her skeleton was leaking?
I don't think skeletons can leak though. I'd love her anyway regardless though.
And yeah, good taste, etc.
No, she is married into a harem.
She can, but it shit
Wait for few month/year until she adjust to it
Quick post a cute picture of your waifu!
But there's so many to choose from!
She doesn't often do cute.
Yes, she can
Clothes are the enemy, they look good on her but she also looks good without them
I think that it is a very normal and sexy thing to do.
Doesn't matter to me.
There you go.
How would you feel if your waifu told you she sucked 37 dicks? Including yours.
Yes, we've all seen the Clerks scene.
In a row?
Ah! Gotta be fast!
How do you deal with those moments of emptiness when there is nothing you can do with your waifu/show adequate affection? You still love her but at the same time there is something missing that leaves you feeling incomplete.
Curious as there has been times I have been left with that feeling.
Happy Birthday to your waifu.
Have to know the birthday of my waifu's sister since they are 2/3 and 3/2.
I'd tell her she's been spending too much time with the other two potential love interests.
We need more comfy images of anime/manga/VN characters outside of KS. They always seem so serene. I'm a bit jealous.
I usually check a few image of her. I listen to her songs and sometimes watch an episode or two.
Stop begging for attention. You don't have a waifu, you're just doing this to fit in.
Yes, she can
I've accepted it
I deal it with trying to become a drawfag and a better husbando
I want to draw lots of fanart of her for the world to see.
About the emptiness, i choose this path, i must deal with it, for her sake.
Not care. She had orgies and shit, so it wouldn't surprise me. It's not like that would matter to me anyway since it was in the past.
Grab my plushie of her and cuddle.
Thank you very much, Anon.
But she was born on the fourth. I suppose it still works, since the third in America can be the fourth in Japan.
That's impossible, it's like the 2nd here and I live in Canada.
Swore it was the 3rd.
No, but her brother can
>tfw I don't know when my waifu's birthday is
It's okay, she probably wouldn't want to celebrate it anyway.
It's the second where I am, too.
Well, it's the third in our family of time zones.
In a row? But seriously she wouldn't have, crippling social anxiety does that to a girl.
I like it.
I don't know, it's never happened.
Yes she can.
I don't think I've ever felt this way. I'm just happy that I have someone to love.
Curl up and cry.
Hasn't happened in almost 3 years though, I've gone through enough to not be bothered by it anymore.
She's a great cook.
>yfw she was born on walpurgisnacht
>yfw she keeps fucking up and losing her best friend on her birthday
At least now she can hug her Madoka any time.
Would your waifu donate money to the homeless?
>After claiming the throne, Nero gave out money to all citizens in celebration.
I guess so.
Yomiko can probably cook if she follows instructions from a book carefully but I wouldn't let her cook and would do it just for her.
I see her donating money to places with low literacy rates, if anything she would probably donate some books.
How tidy is your waifu?
>How tidy is your waifu?
Neat freak tier, or at least that's what people have called her.
I can't imagine her being too messy. So probably fairly tidy. I really have no idea though.
Neat by necessity, she keeps things utilitarian.
She's good at making sweets.
No, she doesn't care about anyone but Madoka
What video game do you think she would enjoy playing?
There's so many to choose from, but I've always been fond of this one.
You all also have wonderful waifus by the way.
She likes shooting things and she's 14
Are you suggesting that girls who change their clothes are sluts?
Console visual novels.
If we're talking actual video games here probably Scribblenauts if board games than Scrabble.
Actually, it occurs to me that she barely has a grasp of what a VCR is. Not sure how she'd even get Realta Nua into the machine, let alone play it.
Obvious ones would be like SSX, 1080 Snowboarding and maybe Skyrim, but I think she might like Counter-Strike as well.
She wouldn't, androphobia wouldn't even have let her suck one. Nor would she snowball with anyone.
I don't cope well with it, and I'm working on coping methods. I have a real flirty secondary personality, but that does nothing to strengthen the bond between Chihiro and I, which I feel needs strengthening.
Her room is rather organized, bookshelf and all
Something casual and fun probably
Rin probably thinks that Space Invaders is the latest thing in video games.
I have no idea. Maybe a fighter of some sort or something. I really don't know.
I see her taking a liking to Rome: Total War
According to some people she does. I don't really see it though.
I've learned to live with it.
I've never really felt like that. Sometimes I feel like I'm not spending enough time with her a bit, and I either watch an episode or two or take care/play around with of my figures of her and it feels like I've done something with her.
4x type games and other non violent strategy games, and a lot of rhythm type games.
Maybe, I never played it though.
I forgot about stuff like Flower. I can see her enjoying something like that.
Well at the very least we will have cookies
>Not making your waifu's favourite food for her
But I already did that for her birthday.
But I would do that.
How big is the language barrier between you and your waifu?
Not the smallest.
Yes. Yes She can.
Great Taste Mate
Better than anyone I know
Her German is not easy to understand, but it will work.
Joke about bacon or fried food or something.
I'm learning nip for her. As of right now, though, it's pretty wide. Should still be able to undergo basic communication; I can read pic related.
She does that all the time.
Eh... maybe? Does stir-fried universe count?
Thanks. Mai is a good girl.
Sure, why not?
Servants know whatever their Master's language is. So there wouldn't be one.
Hmm, I'm not sure if I can really relate to that feeling.
Peach is quite tidy.
Something colorful and adventurous. Maybe like Katamari Damacy or something.
I'd be screwed.
My fucking nigger
If I knew it.
It's never too late to start.
The sooner you start, the sooner you can get to those VNs.
I dunno about that one. She has varied tastes.
None. Ritsu if so.
What can I say. Just accept it.
I that moments try to see her, listen her and imagine her.
She's very tidy. The most tidy girl in the group.
Surprisingly big. I can talk two languages and understand a third one, but I don't know japanese. Yet
I still half-asleep, dammit.