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TAKARADA THREAD

GET IN HER AND WOP YOUR WADS ON THE COUNTER, LADS

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93oihEbeKmw


Try to keep your Takarada love here in our inner sanctum; let Satsukifags and the like have their own threads. If they wanna argue here, they can argue here, then cry about it when they get smashed.

That being said, wallets out for the ladies.
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>>101419899


A Nonon is fine, too.
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Why is he so perfect?
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PLACE YOUR BETS

Takarada comes back this week, perhaps? I hope so.
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Hail to the King
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I eat filet mignon seven times a day
My bathtub's filled with Perrier
What can I say
This is the life

I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood
I hire somebody to chew my food
I'm an upwardly mobile dude
This is the life

They say that money corrupts you
But I can't really tell
I got the whole world at my feet
And I think it's pretty swell

I got women lined up outside my door
They've been waitin' there since the week before
Who could ask for more
This is the life

You're dead for a real long time
You just can't prevent it
So if money can't buy happiness
I guess I'll have to rent it

Yeah, every day I make the front page news
No time to pay my dues
I got a million pairs of shoes
This is the life

I got a solid gold Cadillac
I make a fortune while I sleep
You can tell I'm a living legend
Not some ordinary creep

No way, I'm the boss, the big cheese
Yeah, I got this town on it's knobby little knees
And I can do just what I please
This is the life

That's right, I'm the king, number one
I buy monographed Kleenex by the ton
I pay the bills, I call the shots
I grease the palms, I buy the yachts

One thing I can guarantee
The best things in life, they sure ain't free
It's such a thrill just to be me
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>>101420082

Because he has a crab robot, probably. Nobody else has a crab robot.
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>>101420082
Wads and Osaka-ben
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Yo, didn't somebody say they'd be doing some Takaparents OC?
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>>101419899

This kind of thread is an insult to the fandom.
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These threads certainly how to do up the house, and they're taking home a pretty tidy paypacket too!

>>101420100
I'm willing to bet he comes back next episode when we see the Devas again. Wouldn't have shown Monkey carrying him off and Satsuki wouldn't have started interrogating him if they weren't planning on keeping him for questioning.
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Do you have enough Money, King of Dosh?
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>>101420332
>>101420386

SHUT CHOUR MOUFS'

I really hope to see him this episode. If the Devas show up and he doesn't, I'll be heartbroken.
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>>101420322
I hope so.

I love this interpretation of Takarada's dad. I like to imagine 'Lil Takarada following him around and learning about the wonders of money in the craziest ways.
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>>101420607

I'll be sad if we don't see more of the Takarada Conglomerate in general. Apparently it was as powerful as the Kiryuin's, at least in Japan.


Also:

Takarada takes home a main-girl (Satsuki, Ryuko, Mako, Nonon, Nui) to his parents. How does it go. Age is up to you Also the Osakan grannies are there
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>>101420776

>Mako
>his parents are alarmed by her boorish poor ways, but too classy and polite to show it even passive-aggressively
>warm up considerably when they learn her father is a doctor
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>>101420607
like this?
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>>101420607
and thank you
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Damn it all, I should have learned to draw for times like these. If I had any artistic ability I'd make shitloads of pictures for threads like these. Guess I better get on it so I can be good enough to draw OC for the next cool character that comes along

>>101420776

>Have to bring a girl home to Osakan Grannies
>They flap their gums on every little detail of their lives with pin-point, near psychci accuracy
>The girl runs away, freaked out of her mind

Being Takarada is suffering
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>>101420607
Frankly, I can't help but see Takaradas as charming nouveau-riches, to contrast high-class Kiryuuins and their sick-fuckery.
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>>101420912

They'd probably warm up quite a bit more when they see Mako's appreciation for dosh.
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>>101421635
Point taken.
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You know, judging by the fact that REVOCS logos are seen on all sorts of building surrounding their main facility, I'm willing to bet that pretty much every city in their part of Japan they control is run not too dissimilarly from Satsuki's academy; distopian corporatist cities.
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>>101420912
>>101421635
>>101422025
I thought Mako was to stay away from money cause rich people have no souls? It's like a fucking James Cameron movie!
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This is-this i-thisis-thisis-thisi-this is an insult to our intelligence
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>>101419899
It'd be better not to go around pissing off other faggots in their threads. They only get more assmad and then proceed to shitpost here.
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>>101422268
SHUT 'CHOUR MOUF
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I'm sad to see Takarada threads being so slow these days.
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>>101422103
Does this look like the face of a souless, greedy bastard to you?
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>>101422421
You can't raise a king back up when he's in defeat. The night they drove Osaka down!
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When's the Kill la Kill fighting game so I can play as Takarada?
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>>101422421

These are the times that try men's wallets, Takafriend

the truly faithful will be rewarded in the Return of the King
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>>101422421
We have had daily threads for weeks now.
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>>101422445
Oh no, God no, I'd gladly lay my life on the line for this king among paupers. I'm commenting on the episode where Mako becomes a two-star and her family is corrupted by money.
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>>101422469
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anyone have the takarada banner
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>>101422474
You do know that if that ever happens he'll be in his crab mech and the sprite/model is gonna take up half the screen
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>>101422421

They'll pick back up again when he gets more screentime, and especially if he does something cool. Until then, it's just a circular wanking of willlies until someone makes OC. And speculation.

And hope.
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>>101422474
>Tfw he's only a support character...
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>>101422421

We must have faith

Osaka will rise again

Speaking of, does anyone know what that black and gold flag Takarada's army was flying is? It isn't the actual flag of Osaka
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>>101422617
>implying that takarada couldn't sit on screen for ten minutes eating cottage cheese with salt and have it not be cool as fuck
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>>101422552
And I'm saying that Takarada is the exception.
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>>101422619
no fucking assists
That's a shitty mechanic in every game
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Any games where I can roleplay as Takarada?

i.e. spec a weak but charismatic character who buys all the best shit and hires other people to do my bidding for me?

Posting a Nonon because apparently Nonons are Takarada-related.
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>>101422727
Fallout or Skyrim with mods maybe?
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>>101422727
Why don't we have more Taka and Nonon art? I thought everybody here wanted them to fuck.
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>>101422679

Well that'd certainly be an interesting budget-saving measure
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>>101422552
The point is that they let money come before their family and friends
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>>101422727
Nonon betrays Satsuki after Takarada gives her a few smacks with his wads.
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>>101422727
Dealer class in ROSE online? You can shoot people with money and there's mechs too. Too bad the game is both shitty and dead, but it still has the closest thing to Takarada.
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>implying he won't become of ally of Honnouji like all the other leaders that Satsuki has defeated have
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>>101422706
So... are we arguing or agreeing with each other?
>>101422819
So they're forever destined to be poor?
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>>101422808

I want a picture of Nonon sitting next to Takarada in his car, all decked out in pimp-ass clothing like his, with his arm around her and them both chuckling to each other with '>poorfags' or '>implying Satsuki something something' above them. If there was jsut that, I'd be happy.
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>worshipping a guy who took a 10 inch wooden sword up the ass
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>>101423025
I bet you don't love your mother just because she took my ten inches of wood up her ass.
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>>101423025

Takarada was raped for our sins.
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>>101423025
>10 inch
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>>101422595
He can throw money and people to his opponent and his Special move would be The Mecha crab special.
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>>101422445
Wouldn't say greedy. He's more of a show off. He knows he has the dosh and nobody can top him so he's willing to give just to show how rich he is.
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>>101423025

>worshipping a guy who got nailed to a board

There is no worthier King than he who sacrifices all for his people
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>>101423136
so....Takarada = Dolph Ziggler?
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Ryuko's first mission for nudist beach cause we all know she's going to join up with them, is to rescue Taka. Taka is forced to live with Mako's family while in hiding. He sees how shitty life is for those not in Satsuki's inner circle and vows to make the poor part of Honouji an Osaka 2.0 as a big fuck you to the one who's always looked down on him.
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>>101423117

Takarada would be a DLC character, costing $19.99 as a standalone. And he's a Joke Character


However, if you win a tournament with him, you get all Kill La Kill merchandise to ever be released and a $10,000 bonus prize. Gotta spend dosh to make dosh.
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>>101422727
I made Takarada on Soul Calibur 5, Give me some time and i'll take a shitty picture with my camera.
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>>101422727
Fallout NV is your thing. Slap on a bunch of mods, mostly Project Nevada though, and you can do exactly that. Did that with my own character and it worked absolutely perfectly.
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Is there a jew edit of Takarada?
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>>101422727
I made Takarada on Soul Calibur 5, give me some time and i'll post a picture
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>>101423025
>worshipping a girl who got raped by her mom
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get in here and force your /v/ meme
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>>101423323
see:

>>101423276
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>>101423025
Is that our beloved shitposter-kun?! You found the thread faster this time. Nice to see you're diligent enough to shitpost in every Takarada thread till it ends. Gotta bump up the thread some more.
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>tfw waiting for a Mako thread
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>>101423153
>comparing the two

Jesus didn't get taken out like a guy from a scene of a gay hardcore porno.

does anybody have a GIF where Takarada takes it
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>>101423434
I don't think its any one dedicated guy. I think there's probably a handful of die-hard Satsuki and Monkeyfags (different from Satsuki and Monkeyfriends, btw), who will stop by and drop a shitpost then scoot.

>>101423480
All character discussion is welcome here So long as it all comes back to Takarada somehow
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>>101423480
We had one
http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/99012283
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>>101423563
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>>101423434

Thank God enlightened Takafriends embrace the liberty of speech and markets

Don't worry shitposter sempai, you are free to express your views. Competition makes us stronger.
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>>101423578
Nah, there are others, but it's been obvious enough there's always that one guy that never leaves.
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>>101420776
>Nonon
>The grannies start gossiping about her playground crush on Satsuki
>Nonon gets flustered but they just keep gossiping with completely true "rumors"
>She eventually storms out just as Takarada returns with the drink he promised her
>When he asks where she went the grannies just give him a freshly knitted golden sweater with his face on it
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>>101423563

>Satsukifags talking shit about gay porno
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>>101423592
Mako is annoying but that is why she is so great.
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>>101423596
Thanks
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>>101423480
Makofags are welcome in these threads. She clearly knows how to wop a wad. Too bad I don't have the gif.
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Ok here it is, don't know why it posted my comment twice though.
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Joke's on monkey anyway, Taka clearly enjoyed having his prostate stimulated

Thank God for our openminded and progressive King. We should all be so lucky to be that in touch with our sexualities.
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>>101423829

Oh shit nigga that's amazing.


I'm wondering if I could try and make a Takarada on Saint's Row 4, the character creation is pretty in-depth.
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>>101423752
>Be a Kiryuin
>Wake up
>Get raped
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>>101423825
I don't have a gif but I have this.
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>>101423829
Pretty good.
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>>101423829
I'm now upset there will never be a Kill la Kill fighting game where you can play as Takarada and summon Dotonbori Robo for your ultimate attack.
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>>101424024

Okay, okay, so there's a Kill La Kill fighting game. Takarada isn't playable.

He and Mako are co-announcers who give constant commentary on battles and get into all sorts of wacky antics off-screen.
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>>101423930
>implying that's a bad thing
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>>101424024
...Fuck.
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>>101423930

They rape their enemies, they rape their own children, they wear rapist alien space clothes...

Jesus, the Kiryuins are fucked up
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>>101422727
Fallout NV is your thing. Slap on a bunch of mods, mostly Project Nevada though, and you can do exactly that. Did that with my own character and it worked absolutely perfectly.
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>>101424389
So much to rape so little time
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>>101424100
>neh neh, takarada senpai! there sure looks like there's a lot of healthy competition today! my dad made sure of that himself!
>indeed, mako! i'm placing my bets on player 1, here. they got tons of powerful equipment (provided by quipcorp, branch of takarada conglomerate, buy yours today at your local taka-mart!
>eeehh? takarada senpai, did you try to pay off the fighters again?
>w-what? no! where did you get that idea?
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>>101424539
>Double the funding

MAKE IT RAIN
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>>101424539
>>101424501

Funding-it mind.

Also funding it
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>>101423934
here you go
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>>101424100
I hate announcers. Just make him a mid range zoning character with decent okizeme.
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>>101424539
>>101424100
>>101424501
>>101424159


Takarada is playable as his crab and Mako is playable in her two-star uniform. They are special unlocks an/ord DLC

If only one is playing, the other will root for them specifically in the commentary (unless maybe its Mako and Ryuuko vs. Takarada). If both are playing, then the entire rest of the cast takes over the commentary, and it becomes such a chaotic clusterfuck of arguing and shit you can barely hear the game. Basically it's just a CD drama that plays whenever Taka and Mako fight.
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>>101422478
i say limit one thread per week.

how does tuesday sound?
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>>101422727
Colin in Advance Wars 2 and AW:DS.
No joke, he is the most overpowered CO with ease. He literally throws money around. That's his thing and that's reason he wins. Capitalism ho.
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>>101424728

I like announcers.

They should all have an 'off' function, though.
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>>101424751
threads flair up whenever and die whenever
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>>101423930

>Awaking everyday with DiscoMILF purifying your chakras

Aw yeah. I would still prefer waking up covered in dosh in the Takarada household.
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>>101424925
>awaking everyday with DiscoMILF purifying your chakras

What more could anyone want?
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>>101424925
I bet when Takarada is at home and doesn't feel like he needs to put on his public face to reassure the citizens of Osaka that everything is fine and the money will keep flowing he lives a very simple life.

Honestly I can see his whole whopping wads being a persona and that the real Takarada is super grounded and lives a life of relative simplicity at home. Nothing fancy for breakfast, just some toast and black coffee, a normal sized bed, simple monotone cotton pajamas.
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>>101424925
I don't want to be seasoned to taste better for a parasitic alien life form
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>>101424640
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>>101425140
I know someone like that
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>>101425140
Oh if this was true
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>>101425191
I hate how nobody thinks of Hokuto no Ken first
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>>101425164

Huh, I didn't think about it like that. Only makes me harder.

Anyway, would you a female dosh /a/?
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Buy buy buy buy
Sell sell sell
How well you learn
To not discern
Who's foe and who is friend
We'll own them all in the end
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>>101424736
>characters start taking sides
>nyuudisto beechu root for dotobori robo
>everyone else roots for mako
>some people stick to the sidelines collecting data
>nui or ragyo shows up and everyone starts yelling
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>>101425357
Dosh is too glam
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Anyone got those lodsofemone edited gifs?
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>>101425454

Yes.

Multiple times
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bechno truly is based
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>>101424640
>m-gmanime
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>>101425883
Not me, but I've got this.
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>>101425883
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>>101422727
/tg/ here, if your into table top games Rogue Trader is exactly that. Your a big blinging space man out to buy out the stars
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>>101426570

I would but I have noone around to play tabletop games with.

Trying New Vegas, I even found a mod that lets you hire people.
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>>101423563
Culturally, getting crucified was similarly humiliating. Only non romans were crucified, which made crucifixion a shaming practise in their culture, and under Judaic practises any body that hung from a tree for more than a day was considered cursed
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>Satsuki was a stooge for the Extraterrestrial invasion agenda all along

Yet another reason why Takarada is superior.
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>>101426226
>That filename

I wonder if we'll ever get to see what happened at it.
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The moral of the downfall of Takarada is as follows:

Mo' Money, Mo' Problems

>money a shit
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>>101427868
>money a shit
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>>101427906
But who could be behind your dosh, Takarada-kun?
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>>101427836
Probably not, but there are still fanfics and non-lewd doujins.
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>>101423632
That filename
>lel
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>>101428034
I'm on a phone. Spoil me as to what the file name is?
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>>101428032
I know there's more than that. Or at least, one where she headbutts him instead.

There a deviantart or tumblr where I can find the rest?
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>>101428081
>are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs.gif
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>>101428081
are you feeling it now mr krabs.gif
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>>101428141
bechnokid.tumblr.com
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>>101428141
The person that makes these stopped by in one of the recent threads. They're pretty cool.
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>>101419899
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93oihEbeKmw
I can't stop listening to this. Someone HALP!
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NICE NO STAR UNIFORM, FAGGOT
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>>101429540
Every fucking time
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>>101429540
S-shut up! If I work hard enough I could get one as soon as next semester!
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>>101429540
>Sanageyama driving
This is going to end in a rear-end collision with Takarada's gold limousine, isn't it?
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>>101429540
>Poorfags

Gets me every time, though.
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>>101429777
Its a chinkmobile.
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>>101429540
>blind guy driving

See >>101429640
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>>101429540
>>101429777

Everytime.
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OK /a/, here's the deal

you can work for

The takarada's
>large paycheck, steady but not demanding hours, healthplan for you and your family
>BUT there's a raffle for having to babysit the osakan grannies, and its' set so you HAVE to do it at least one day every 2 years


OR The kiryuuin's

>sweatshop hours and pay
>abusive bosses
>no healthcare or anything
>BUT the same raffle deal, this time for a chance to fuck/be fucked by satsuki/nui/ragyo, your choice. Again, its set so you'll definitely get this at least once every two years


Which do you choose?
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>>101429540
At least he doesn't have parasites
every thread every time
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>>101430924
>Takarada
>all benefits
>I get to have a loving relationship with a bunch of grandmothers who would be nice to me and knit me sweaters

>Kiryuuin
>All shit
>I get to fuck a sociopath or a family of inbred rapists

Gee, I wonder
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>>101430924
>Option A: You can have it made and do little work
>Option B: You work like a slave but get pussy once every two years

Fucking option A, thanks!
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>>101430924

It would have to be a guaranteed blowjob from Nonon every year to make me even consider option B.
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>>101430924
>Nonon not in the fuck raffle

Wow, I didn't even have to take a second to think on that one.
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>>101431325
>>101431347

Lewd.

How long until lewd Takarada fanfictions?
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How does it feel to be wearing bloodsucking tapeworms? If word about that got out early enough the Kiryuins' stocks would plummet underground.
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>>101431436

>Satsuki lets slip the secrets of the Life Fibers
>yfw this is what Inumuta has been waiting for
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>>101431436
Then that would send the market of one of the most basic needs tumbling into a freefall. Most likely as well, they probably have their roots in other things too, further ruining the entire world economy
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>>101431572

The Takarada Conglomerate will set things back on track.

Markets opening up never hurt anyone. The Oil industry didn't collapse when Rockefeller died, after all.
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>>101431659
Because Rockefeller was broken up into multiple, smaller companies, there by keeping all the industry and infrastructure intact
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>>101431750

Eh, What REVOCS employees remain will probably take their fair share of assets with them when the company crumbles and start their own businesses.

It's not like NO ONE ELSE EVER can make clothes now. the 1 - 5% of people who don't wear REVOCs gotta get their clothes from somewhere.
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>>101431864
Yes, but 95-99% of a major market simply collapsing would leave a huge fucking impact against the market and economy of that region
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>>101432061
So would a mass alien high-jack?
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amv in the works.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hrsQhXM_lG8
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>>101432061
Well, with REVOCS down, the demand for clothes will go unmet. So that's an issue. However, their assets don't just vanish. The factories they built non-life fiber cloth out of would still be around and would probably be assimilated into child companies fairly quickly. Really, this means there's going to be a shitload of demand for companies to fill, and a whole lot of space to fill it.
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>>101431419
Too long.
>>101432146
...Hell, I'd watch it.
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More Takarada relevant music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za3G8aLSF0c
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>>101419899
I fucking loved that man I havnt been in a Takarada thread in days.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmTtumpKG8
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>>101420332
If the fandom understood the power of money, they wouldn't have a problem.

Fandom: 0
Doshfags: Loads
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>>101432608

Theme song of Takarada & Osaka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVi8bJFIac8
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>>101432915

>"The Party's here on the west side,"
>"South Central does it like nobody does,"

>yfw the location of Osaka in Japan
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>>101423199
No wonder he put over Sanageyama so well.
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So was Osaka actually occupied by Honnouji permanently? I thought they just withdrew entirely after destroying Nudisto Beach, but Satsuki seemed to indicate last episode that the Kansai schools were effectively hers now
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>>101433874
Osaka's academy is now a smouldering pile of ashes and debris, as is the rest of the city.

There is nothing left to occupy.
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>>101432915
Fucking perfect.
>>101433050
FUCKING PERFECT.
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These fucking bastards are going to forget about him, aren't they?
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>>101434737
Just as you do, /a/nons.
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>>101430924
First of all, no kind of sex is worth the bullshit you just laid out for option B.

Second, I'm way too sensitive to put up with disrespect. I get offended very easily with shit like that, and it's quite easy for me to not want anything to do with somebody. So the instant I get abuse, I'm out. I'll fucking quit and find somewhere else to work, or chill out in the slums.

Third, neither Satsuki, Nui, and especially Ragyo are my type. I need my women to be fun, happy-go-lucky, charismatic, and friendly.

And finally, I'm incredibly selfish; so if I get some pussy from either one of them and really like it, I'm gonna want more than just that one time. I'd want them to already be mine and mine alone. But again, they're not really my type to begin with.

So, I'll take option A, live a good life, and find a gf to fuck over there.
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>>101430924
You made takarada too good, only someone whose waifu is one of the listed in B might do it.

Besides, I can listen in on an interesting rumor once in a long time and play board games with 'em., so the only downside is not having guaranteed sex. But I've got lots of money, so it's not like it would be that hard.
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>>101430924
Forgot to say it earlier, but you should revise kiryuuin to:
>sweatshop work, hours and pay based on how well you fight
>strict bosses
>healthcare only covers injury from fighting
>BUT the same raffle deal, this time for a chance to fuck/be fucked by satsuki/nonon/nui/ragyo, your choice. Again, its set so you'll definitely get this at least once every two years
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>>101436656

The chance to fuck Nonon is tempting, but still not worth it.
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>>101436656
Still a shit de-
>Nonon
St-still a shit deal.
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Here's a revised Option B for you guys.


>sweatshop work, hours and pay based on how well you fight
>strict bosses
>healthcare only covers injury from fighting; which will happen a lot
>Everyone with stars hates your guts, but not enough to actively hunt you (unless you rise through the ranks); just enough to make your life miserable when you're around them, though never lethally. The more stars they have, the worse they hate you.
>HOWEVER, instead of the raffle deal, instead of being a Deva, Nonon is actually a No-Star like you, and is convinced you have been her friend since childhood. She will pretty much never leave you alone and her personality is almost entirely the same, just substituting you for Satsuki. Whether you can or want to romance her is up to you.
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>>101436770
>>101436842
It's alright to be with Satsuki if you're a one or two star, don't you remember that episode that was only redeemed because of that great two star outfit mako got?

Change both raffles to once a year on average
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>>101437144
Okay, NOW we've got a conflict.

Still picking Takarada though. I'd probably be too beta to go for Nonon anyway.
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>>101420455
as loaded as gilgamesh
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>>101437144

Pick option B.

Grab Nonon and slap her on the back of my Protagonist(TM) Moped, and tell her we're running away to Osaka tonight.
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Oh look, shit-tier plebs. >>101439132
Shall we shit up the thread fellow dosh lovers?
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>>101439566
No.
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>>101439566
ya know it's people like you who make us Takabro's look bad.
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>>101439566
>tfw I'm the OP of the thread
I-I just wanted to talk about him after a week of worshiping dosh.
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>>101439566

Takafriend, we must stay true to our King's ways. He did not attack Honnouji, we too should only defend our liege, and not sink to Slutsuki's level of aggression
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Post zeni.
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>>101441082
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>>101439566
Dont attract hicks in here. They'll shit up this thread too.
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>>101441082
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>>101439834
It's alright, Anon. Most of us uphold our king's peaceful virtues. We have no need to ransack the threads of others. Even if they're about naive Kanto hicks.

>>101441082
Postin' zeni.
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Do you suppose that Takarada took the time to learn all the names of the Osakan grannies?
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>>101442484
I'm almost certain Takarada walks around every morning, greeting the citizens of Osaka and asking them how business is going.
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>>101442484
The Osaka grannies have evolved beyond cash. No matter how much Takarada could have, no wad is large enough to cover their fees. The only payments they'll take are in him making personal visits and getting his cheeks pinched as they gossip and ask him how that Kiryuin girl he used to hang out with is doing.
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>>101444021
That's adorable
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>>101433050
DOSH!!!!
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>Takarada OVA confirmed
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>>101446328

[citation needed]

Please be true.
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>>101446371
you've been rused
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>>101422727
>You will never have a qt3.14 Necromancer bard girl
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Would you bully Shotaka?
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>>101447874

No way. Why would you bully him?
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>>101448478
For his lunch money obviously.
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>>101448579

Well that's not very nice. Shotaka would probably throw some zeni your way without you bullying him.
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>>101448652
Oh but Anon that's no fun!
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>>101448761
Nui pls. You're not real.
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That Bec guy from tumblr just posted this.

1/2
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>>101449030
Oops, meant 1/4

2/4
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>>101449084
3/4
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>>101449102
4/4
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>>101449155
>>101449102
>>101449084
>>101449030
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>>101449155
satsuki has a dick

confirmed
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>>101449155
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>>101422727
Fallout 2
Sure you can probably do it in NV as well, but not nearly as well as you can in Fallout 2. Just max charisma and get a bunch of followers and let them do all the fighting.

I did this on my latest playthrough and it was really fun.
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gonna do a version of this with gama mako and taka

will post it as soon as i am able
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>>101449965
Yes. I fully support this.
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>You will never be the King of Dosh
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>>101449965
mako done
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>>101452692
can't wait
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>>101455990
Put a wad of cash in that severed claw and it's perfect.
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>>101419899
Wow I watched this video like 10 times, and I'm not even a Takarada fag.
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>>101422727
Killing Floor
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i cannot into
hands
feet
inking
everything else
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>>101457008

Still dosh money.
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Daily reminder.
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>>101456846
Now that's what I call funny.
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>>101429777
I bet he drives better than HAHAHA-kun.
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>>101457008
This the final version? Still pretty good if it's not.
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>>101457008
Hah, nice.
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>>101458346
>Satsuki's tier'd academy town is mostly poor people living in shanty towns
Pretty much the reason why I would never like her despite all these Trigger asspulls.
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>>101460669
If they had it better anywhere else, that's where they'd be.
Not like Satsuki actually took over the academy and put people in the warsaw ghetto, the poor people were already poor.



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