GET IN HER AND WOP YOUR WADS ON THE COUNTER, LADS
Try to keep your Takarada love here in our inner sanctum; let Satsukifags and the like have their own threads. If they wanna argue here, they can argue here, then cry about it when they get smashed.
That being said, wallets out for the ladies.
A Nonon is fine, too.
Why is he so perfect?
PLACE YOUR BETS
Takarada comes back this week, perhaps? I hope so.
Hail to the King
I eat filet mignon seven times a day
My bathtub's filled with Perrier
What can I say
This is the life
I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood
I hire somebody to chew my food
I'm an upwardly mobile dude
This is the life
They say that money corrupts you
But I can't really tell
I got the whole world at my feet
And I think it's pretty swell
I got women lined up outside my door
They've been waitin' there since the week before
Who could ask for more
This is the life
You're dead for a real long time
You just can't prevent it
So if money can't buy happiness
I guess I'll have to rent it
Yeah, every day I make the front page news
No time to pay my dues
I got a million pairs of shoes
This is the life
I got a solid gold Cadillac
I make a fortune while I sleep
You can tell I'm a living legend
Not some ordinary creep
No way, I'm the boss, the big cheese
Yeah, I got this town on it's knobby little knees
And I can do just what I please
This is the life
That's right, I'm the king, number one
I buy monographed Kleenex by the ton
I pay the bills, I call the shots
I grease the palms, I buy the yachts
One thing I can guarantee
The best things in life, they sure ain't free
It's such a thrill just to be me
Because he has a crab robot, probably. Nobody else has a crab robot.
Wads and Osaka-ben
Yo, didn't somebody say they'd be doing some Takaparents OC?
This kind of thread is an insult to the fandom.
These threads certainly how to do up the house, and they're taking home a pretty tidy paypacket too!
I'm willing to bet he comes back next episode when we see the Devas again. Wouldn't have shown Monkey carrying him off and Satsuki wouldn't have started interrogating him if they weren't planning on keeping him for questioning.
Do you have enough Money, King of Dosh?
SHUT CHOUR MOUFS'
I really hope to see him this episode. If the Devas show up and he doesn't, I'll be heartbroken.
I hope so.
I love this interpretation of Takarada's dad. I like to imagine 'Lil Takarada following him around and learning about the wonders of money in the craziest ways.
I'll be sad if we don't see more of the Takarada Conglomerate in general. Apparently it was as powerful as the Kiryuin's, at least in Japan.
Takarada takes home a main-girl (Satsuki, Ryuko, Mako, Nonon, Nui) to his parents. How does it go. Age is up to you Also the Osakan grannies are there
>his parents are alarmed by her boorish poor ways, but too classy and polite to show it even passive-aggressively
>warm up considerably when they learn her father is a doctor
and thank you
Damn it all, I should have learned to draw for times like these. If I had any artistic ability I'd make shitloads of pictures for threads like these. Guess I better get on it so I can be good enough to draw OC for the next cool character that comes along
>Have to bring a girl home to Osakan Grannies
>They flap their gums on every little detail of their lives with pin-point, near psychci accuracy
>The girl runs away, freaked out of her mind
Being Takarada is suffering
Frankly, I can't help but see Takaradas as charming nouveau-riches, to contrast high-class Kiryuuins and their sick-fuckery.
They'd probably warm up quite a bit more when they see Mako's appreciation for dosh.
You know, judging by the fact that REVOCS logos are seen on all sorts of building surrounding their main facility, I'm willing to bet that pretty much every city in their part of Japan they control is run not too dissimilarly from Satsuki's academy; distopian corporatist cities.
I thought Mako was to stay away from money cause rich people have no souls? It's like a fucking James Cameron movie!
This is-this i-thisis-thisis-thisi-this is an insult to our intelligence
It'd be better not to go around pissing off other faggots in their threads. They only get more assmad and then proceed to shitpost here.
SHUT 'CHOUR MOUF
I'm sad to see Takarada threads being so slow these days.
Does this look like the face of a souless, greedy bastard to you?
You can't raise a king back up when he's in defeat. The night they drove Osaka down!
When's the Kill la Kill fighting game so I can play as Takarada?
These are the times that try men's wallets, Takafriend
the truly faithful will be rewarded in the Return of the King
We have had daily threads for weeks now.
Oh no, God no, I'd gladly lay my life on the line for this king among paupers. I'm commenting on the episode where Mako becomes a two-star and her family is corrupted by money.
anyone have the takarada banner
You do know that if that ever happens he'll be in his crab mech and the sprite/model is gonna take up half the screen
They'll pick back up again when he gets more screentime, and especially if he does something cool. Until then, it's just a circular wanking of willlies until someone makes OC. And speculation.
>Tfw he's only a support character...
We must have faith
Osaka will rise again
Speaking of, does anyone know what that black and gold flag Takarada's army was flying is? It isn't the actual flag of Osaka
>implying that takarada couldn't sit on screen for ten minutes eating cottage cheese with salt and have it not be cool as fuck
And I'm saying that Takarada is the exception.
no fucking assists
That's a shitty mechanic in every game
Any games where I can roleplay as Takarada?
i.e. spec a weak but charismatic character who buys all the best shit and hires other people to do my bidding for me?
Posting a Nonon because apparently Nonons are Takarada-related.
Fallout or Skyrim with mods maybe?
Why don't we have more Taka and Nonon art? I thought everybody here wanted them to fuck.
Well that'd certainly be an interesting budget-saving measure
The point is that they let money come before their family and friends
Nonon betrays Satsuki after Takarada gives her a few smacks with his wads.
Dealer class in ROSE online? You can shoot people with money and there's mechs too. Too bad the game is both shitty and dead, but it still has the closest thing to Takarada.
>implying he won't become of ally of Honnouji like all the other leaders that Satsuki has defeated have
So... are we arguing or agreeing with each other?
So they're forever destined to be poor?
I want a picture of Nonon sitting next to Takarada in his car, all decked out in pimp-ass clothing like his, with his arm around her and them both chuckling to each other with '>poorfags' or '>implying Satsuki something something' above them. If there was jsut that, I'd be happy.
>worshipping a guy who took a 10 inch wooden sword up the ass
I bet you don't love your mother just because she took my ten inches of wood up her ass.
Takarada was raped for our sins.
He can throw money and people to his opponent and his Special move would be The Mecha crab special.
Wouldn't say greedy. He's more of a show off. He knows he has the dosh and nobody can top him so he's willing to give just to show how rich he is.
>worshipping a guy who got nailed to a board
There is no worthier King than he who sacrifices all for his people
so....Takarada = Dolph Ziggler?
Ryuko's first mission for nudist beach cause we all know she's going to join up with them, is to rescue Taka. Taka is forced to live with Mako's family while in hiding. He sees how shitty life is for those not in Satsuki's inner circle and vows to make the poor part of Honouji an Osaka 2.0 as a big fuck you to the one who's always looked down on him.
Takarada would be a DLC character, costing $19.99 as a standalone. And he's a Joke Character
However, if you win a tournament with him, you get all Kill La Kill merchandise to ever be released and a $10,000 bonus prize. Gotta spend dosh to make dosh.
I made Takarada on Soul Calibur 5, Give me some time and i'll take a shitty picture with my camera.
Fallout NV is your thing. Slap on a bunch of mods, mostly Project Nevada though, and you can do exactly that. Did that with my own character and it worked absolutely perfectly.
Is there a jew edit of Takarada?
I made Takarada on Soul Calibur 5, give me some time and i'll post a picture
>worshipping a girl who got raped by her mom
get in here and force your /v/ meme
Is that our beloved shitposter-kun?! You found the thread faster this time. Nice to see you're diligent enough to shitpost in every Takarada thread till it ends. Gotta bump up the thread some more.
>tfw waiting for a Mako thread
>comparing the two
Jesus didn't get taken out like a guy from a scene of a gay hardcore porno.
does anybody have a GIF where Takarada takes it
I don't think its any one dedicated guy. I think there's probably a handful of die-hard Satsuki and Monkeyfags (different from Satsuki and Monkeyfriends, btw), who will stop by and drop a shitpost then scoot.
All character discussion is welcome here So long as it all comes back to Takarada somehow
We had one
Thank God enlightened Takafriends embrace the liberty of speech and markets
Don't worry shitposter sempai, you are free to express your views. Competition makes us stronger.
Nah, there are others, but it's been obvious enough there's always that one guy that never leaves.
>The grannies start gossiping about her playground crush on Satsuki
>Nonon gets flustered but they just keep gossiping with completely true "rumors"
>She eventually storms out just as Takarada returns with the drink he promised her
>When he asks where she went the grannies just give him a freshly knitted golden sweater with his face on it
>Satsukifags talking shit about gay porno
Mako is annoying but that is why she is so great.
Makofags are welcome in these threads. She clearly knows how to wop a wad. Too bad I don't have the gif.
Ok here it is, don't know why it posted my comment twice though.
Joke's on monkey anyway, Taka clearly enjoyed having his prostate stimulated
Thank God for our openminded and progressive King. We should all be so lucky to be that in touch with our sexualities.
Oh shit nigga that's amazing.
I'm wondering if I could try and make a Takarada on Saint's Row 4, the character creation is pretty in-depth.
>Be a Kiryuin
I don't have a gif but I have this.
I'm now upset there will never be a Kill la Kill fighting game where you can play as Takarada and summon Dotonbori Robo for your ultimate attack.
Okay, okay, so there's a Kill La Kill fighting game. Takarada isn't playable.
He and Mako are co-announcers who give constant commentary on battles and get into all sorts of wacky antics off-screen.
>implying that's a bad thing
They rape their enemies, they rape their own children, they wear rapist alien space clothes...
Jesus, the Kiryuins are fucked up
So much to rape so little time
>neh neh, takarada senpai! there sure looks like there's a lot of healthy competition today! my dad made sure of that himself!
>indeed, mako! i'm placing my bets on player 1, here. they got tons of powerful equipment (provided by quipcorp, branch of takarada conglomerate, buy yours today at your local taka-mart!
>eeehh? takarada senpai, did you try to pay off the fighters again?
>w-what? no! where did you get that idea?
>Double the funding
MAKE IT RAIN
Also funding it
here you go
I hate announcers. Just make him a mid range zoning character with decent okizeme.
Takarada is playable as his crab and Mako is playable in her two-star uniform. They are special unlocks an/ord DLC
If only one is playing, the other will root for them specifically in the commentary (unless maybe its Mako and Ryuuko vs. Takarada). If both are playing, then the entire rest of the cast takes over the commentary, and it becomes such a chaotic clusterfuck of arguing and shit you can barely hear the game. Basically it's just a CD drama that plays whenever Taka and Mako fight.
i say limit one thread per week.
how does tuesday sound?
Colin in Advance Wars 2 and AW:DS.
No joke, he is the most overpowered CO with ease. He literally throws money around. That's his thing and that's reason he wins. Capitalism ho.
I like announcers.
They should all have an 'off' function, though.
threads flair up whenever and die whenever
>Awaking everyday with DiscoMILF purifying your chakras
Aw yeah. I would still prefer waking up covered in dosh in the Takarada household.
>awaking everyday with DiscoMILF purifying your chakras
What more could anyone want?
I bet when Takarada is at home and doesn't feel like he needs to put on his public face to reassure the citizens of Osaka that everything is fine and the money will keep flowing he lives a very simple life.
Honestly I can see his whole whopping wads being a persona and that the real Takarada is super grounded and lives a life of relative simplicity at home. Nothing fancy for breakfast, just some toast and black coffee, a normal sized bed, simple monotone cotton pajamas.
I don't want to be seasoned to taste better for a parasitic alien life form
Sutando: Puraisu Chagu
I know someone like that
Oh if this was true
I hate how nobody thinks of Hokuto no Ken first
Huh, I didn't think about it like that. Only makes me harder.
Anyway, would you a female dosh /a/?
Buy buy buy buy
Sell sell sell
How well you learn
To not discern
Who's foe and who is friend
We'll own them all in the end
>characters start taking sides
>nyuudisto beechu root for dotobori robo
>everyone else roots for mako
>some people stick to the sidelines collecting data
>nui or ragyo shows up and everyone starts yelling
Dosh is too glam
Anyone got those lodsofemone edited gifs?
bechno truly is based
Not me, but I've got this.
/tg/ here, if your into table top games Rogue Trader is exactly that. Your a big blinging space man out to buy out the stars
I would but I have noone around to play tabletop games with.
Trying New Vegas, I even found a mod that lets you hire people.
Culturally, getting crucified was similarly humiliating. Only non romans were crucified, which made crucifixion a shaming practise in their culture, and under Judaic practises any body that hung from a tree for more than a day was considered cursed
>Satsuki was a stooge for the Extraterrestrial invasion agenda all along
Yet another reason why Takarada is superior.
I wonder if we'll ever get to see what happened at it.
The moral of the downfall of Takarada is as follows:
Mo' Money, Mo' Problems
>money a shit
>money a shit
But who could be behind your dosh, Takarada-kun?
Probably not, but there are still fanfics and non-lewd doujins.
I'm on a phone. Spoil me as to what the file name is?
I know there's more than that. Or at least, one where she headbutts him instead.
There a deviantart or tumblr where I can find the rest?
>are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs.gif
are you feeling it now mr krabs.gif
The person that makes these stopped by in one of the recent threads. They're pretty cool.
I can't stop listening to this. Someone HALP!
NICE NO STAR UNIFORM, FAGGOT
Every fucking time
S-shut up! If I work hard enough I could get one as soon as next semester!
This is going to end in a rear-end collision with Takarada's gold limousine, isn't it?
Gets me every time, though.
Its a chinkmobile.
>blind guy driving
OK /a/, here's the deal
you can work for
>large paycheck, steady but not demanding hours, healthplan for you and your family
>BUT there's a raffle for having to babysit the osakan grannies, and its' set so you HAVE to do it at least one day every 2 years
OR The kiryuuin's
>sweatshop hours and pay
>no healthcare or anything
>BUT the same raffle deal, this time for a chance to fuck/be fucked by satsuki/nui/ragyo, your choice. Again, its set so you'll definitely get this at least once every two years
Which do you choose?
At least he doesn't have parasites
every thread every time
>I get to have a loving relationship with a bunch of grandmothers who would be nice to me and knit me sweaters
>I get to fuck a sociopath or a family of inbred rapists
Gee, I wonder
>Option A: You can have it made and do little work
>Option B: You work like a slave but get pussy once every two years
Fucking option A, thanks!
It would have to be a guaranteed blowjob from Nonon every year to make me even consider option B.
>Nonon not in the fuck raffle
Wow, I didn't even have to take a second to think on that one.
How long until lewd Takarada fanfictions?
How does it feel to be wearing bloodsucking tapeworms? If word about that got out early enough the Kiryuins' stocks would plummet underground.
>Satsuki lets slip the secrets of the Life Fibers
>yfw this is what Inumuta has been waiting for
Then that would send the market of one of the most basic needs tumbling into a freefall. Most likely as well, they probably have their roots in other things too, further ruining the entire world economy
The Takarada Conglomerate will set things back on track.
Markets opening up never hurt anyone. The Oil industry didn't collapse when Rockefeller died, after all.
Because Rockefeller was broken up into multiple, smaller companies, there by keeping all the industry and infrastructure intact
Eh, What REVOCS employees remain will probably take their fair share of assets with them when the company crumbles and start their own businesses.
It's not like NO ONE ELSE EVER can make clothes now. the 1 - 5% of people who don't wear REVOCs gotta get their clothes from somewhere.
Yes, but 95-99% of a major market simply collapsing would leave a huge fucking impact against the market and economy of that region
So would a mass alien high-jack?
amv in the works.
Well, with REVOCS down, the demand for clothes will go unmet. So that's an issue. However, their assets don't just vanish. The factories they built non-life fiber cloth out of would still be around and would probably be assimilated into child companies fairly quickly. Really, this means there's going to be a shitload of demand for companies to fill, and a whole lot of space to fill it.
...Hell, I'd watch it.
More Takarada relevant music:
I fucking loved that man I havnt been in a Takarada thread in days.
If the fandom understood the power of money, they wouldn't have a problem.
Theme song of Takarada & Osaka
>"The Party's here on the west side,"
>"South Central does it like nobody does,"
>yfw the location of Osaka in Japan
No wonder he put over Sanageyama so well.
So was Osaka actually occupied by Honnouji permanently? I thought they just withdrew entirely after destroying Nudisto Beach, but Satsuki seemed to indicate last episode that the Kansai schools were effectively hers now
Osaka's academy is now a smouldering pile of ashes and debris, as is the rest of the city.
There is nothing left to occupy.
These fucking bastards are going to forget about him, aren't they?
Just as you do, /a/nons.
First of all, no kind of sex is worth the bullshit you just laid out for option B.
Second, I'm way too sensitive to put up with disrespect. I get offended very easily with shit like that, and it's quite easy for me to not want anything to do with somebody. So the instant I get abuse, I'm out. I'll fucking quit and find somewhere else to work, or chill out in the slums.
Third, neither Satsuki, Nui, and especially Ragyo are my type. I need my women to be fun, happy-go-lucky, charismatic, and friendly.
And finally, I'm incredibly selfish; so if I get some pussy from either one of them and really like it, I'm gonna want more than just that one time. I'd want them to already be mine and mine alone. But again, they're not really my type to begin with.
So, I'll take option A, live a good life, and find a gf to fuck over there.
You made takarada too good, only someone whose waifu is one of the listed in B might do it.
Besides, I can listen in on an interesting rumor once in a long time and play board games with 'em., so the only downside is not having guaranteed sex. But I've got lots of money, so it's not like it would be that hard.
Forgot to say it earlier, but you should revise kiryuuin to:
>sweatshop work, hours and pay based on how well you fight
>healthcare only covers injury from fighting
>BUT the same raffle deal, this time for a chance to fuck/be fucked by satsuki/nonon/nui/ragyo, your choice. Again, its set so you'll definitely get this at least once every two years
The chance to fuck Nonon is tempting, but still not worth it.
Still a shit de-
St-still a shit deal.
Here's a revised Option B for you guys.
>sweatshop work, hours and pay based on how well you fight
>healthcare only covers injury from fighting; which will happen a lot
>Everyone with stars hates your guts, but not enough to actively hunt you (unless you rise through the ranks); just enough to make your life miserable when you're around them, though never lethally. The more stars they have, the worse they hate you.
>HOWEVER, instead of the raffle deal, instead of being a Deva, Nonon is actually a No-Star like you, and is convinced you have been her friend since childhood. She will pretty much never leave you alone and her personality is almost entirely the same, just substituting you for Satsuki. Whether you can or want to romance her is up to you.
It's alright to be with Satsuki if you're a one or two star, don't you remember that episode that was only redeemed because of that great two star outfit mako got?
Change both raffles to once a year on average
Okay, NOW we've got a conflict.
Still picking Takarada though. I'd probably be too beta to go for Nonon anyway.
as loaded as gilgamesh
Pick option B.
Grab Nonon and slap her on the back of my Protagonist(TM) Moped, and tell her we're running away to Osaka tonight.
Oh look, shit-tier plebs. >>101439132
Shall we shit up the thread fellow dosh lovers?
ya know it's people like you who make us Takabro's look bad.
>tfw I'm the OP of the thread
I-I just wanted to talk about him after a week of worshiping dosh.
Takafriend, we must stay true to our King's ways. He did not attack Honnouji, we too should only defend our liege, and not sink to Slutsuki's level of aggression
Dont attract hicks in here. They'll shit up this thread too.
It's alright, Anon. Most of us uphold our king's peaceful virtues. We have no need to ransack the threads of others. Even if they're about naive Kanto hicks.
Do you suppose that Takarada took the time to learn all the names of the Osakan grannies?
I'm almost certain Takarada walks around every morning, greeting the citizens of Osaka and asking them how business is going.
The Osaka grannies have evolved beyond cash. No matter how much Takarada could have, no wad is large enough to cover their fees. The only payments they'll take are in him making personal visits and getting his cheeks pinched as they gossip and ask him how that Kiryuin girl he used to hang out with is doing.
>Takarada OVA confirmed
Please be true.
you've been rused
>You will never have a qt3.14 Necromancer bard girl
Would you bully Shotaka?
No way. Why would you bully him?
For his lunch money obviously.
Well that's not very nice. Shotaka would probably throw some zeni your way without you bullying him.
Oh but Anon that's no fun!
Nui pls. You're not real.
That Bec guy from tumblr just posted this.
Oops, meant 1/4
satsuki has a dick
Sure you can probably do it in NV as well, but not nearly as well as you can in Fallout 2. Just max charisma and get a bunch of followers and let them do all the fighting.
I did this on my latest playthrough and it was really fun.
gonna do a version of this with gama mako and taka
will post it as soon as i am able
Yes. I fully support this.
>You will never be the King of Dosh
Put a wad of cash in that severed claw and it's perfect.
Wow I watched this video like 10 times, and I'm not even a Takarada fag.
i cannot into
Still dosh money.
Now that's what I call funny.
I bet he drives better than HAHAHA-kun.
This the final version? Still pretty good if it's not.
>Satsuki's tier'd academy town is mostly poor people living in shanty towns
Pretty much the reason why I would never like her despite all these Trigger asspulls.
If they had it better anywhere else, that's where they'd be.
Not like Satsuki actually took over the academy and put people in the warsaw ghetto, the poor people were already poor.