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>yfw you realized the anime trope "I don't like sweets" is because all Japs have mouths full of cavities, and they get a toothache when they eat sweets
>yfw you realized that Japs slurp all of their liquidy foods, not just tea, but also soups, pudding, yogurt, jellies, etc.
>yfw you realized that bare legs are much sexier than zettai ryouiki
>yfw you realized that anime isn't mainstream in Japan, and most of your favorite shows air on late night cable television
>yfw you realized there has never been an anime about drugs, or that made use of drug humor
>yfw you realized you were starting to agree with most anime characters that "violence is not good" and "you should respect your elders"
>yfw you realized that Japs are in real life afraid of lightning, and I'm not just talking about 4-year-old girls, but actually kids in middle school and high school
>yfw you realized that there will never be an anime that has a real christmas episode
>yfw you forgot your dream of moving to japan and marrying a cute japanese girl a long time ago
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is this the hourly /v/ thread?
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>mfw I didn't realize until the first time I watched anime with another person that I traditionally watch anime with cock-in-hand
that was awkward
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>>101419590

>yfw you forgot your dream of moving to japan and marrying a cute japanese girl a long time ago

I want to move to Japan, but I'm not marrying a 3DPD.

>"you should respect your elders"

Not when they shit all over you, you should only respect people who care about you.

>>101419693

This.
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>>101419590
>slurping yogurt
What the fuck. Please tell me you're making this up.
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>>101419590
>>yfw you realized the anime trope "I don't like sweets" is because all Japs have mouths full of cavities, and they get a toothache when they eat sweets
>cavities
>giving you a toothache when you eat sweets

What's it like being a massive pussy?
Also, this trope exists because men liking sweet things in moon land means they're raging faggots trying to replace the sweet taste of mountains of cum.
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>>101419848
>Also, this trope exists because men liking sweet things in moon land means they're raging faggots trying to replace the sweet taste of mountains of cum
Then why are there so many female characters who are "nigatei" with the amaimono?
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>yfw you realized that bare legs are much sexier than zettai ryouiki
How about I fuck your shit up OP?
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Not so much a mfw, but...
>that feel when you realize that you'd much rather watch a good harem anime than anything with any semblance of good writing
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I'm 25 and afraid of lightning.
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>>101419693
It's the superbowl /sp/ thread.
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>>101419905
There aren't. That's why we have anime that revolves entirely around several cute girls eating sweet shit.
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>>101419917
You'll understand eventually... some day.
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>>101419590
>yfw you realized that bare legs are much sexier than zettai ryouiki

but that is a lie.
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>>101419590
No, that's not my face when. Who gives a fuck about these things?
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>>101419998
I was JUST watching something where the girl was nigatei with the amaimono. Fuck you. They do exist. Also, you're a retard and a homophobe if you think that bullshit you spouted is correct, at all.
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>>101419848
>Also, this trope exists because men liking sweet things in moon land means they're raging faggots trying to replace the sweet taste of mountains of cum.
This goes for most places.
It's not uncommon for boys growing up to drink coffee black just because it makes them feel more adult/manly either.
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>>101420055
...people who actually watch anime? Maybe you're just too much of a casual.
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>>101419590
Yep the face you posted is pretty accurate. I literally dont care about anything you just said
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>>101419590
>yfw you realized that bare legs are much sexier than zettai ryouiki
YOU LIE! How could you go on the internet and just lie like that?
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>>101420065
>reading comprehension
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I've adopted a number of traditional Japanese mannerisms and customs. Off the top of my head...

If I bump into somebody, I say "gomen" instead of "sorry" or "excuse me"
The Gendo pose
Pushing my glasses up with my middle finger
Taking my shoes off before entering someones home
Praying to itadakimasu before each meal
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>yfw you realized that there will never be an anime that has a real christmas episode

Huh? Do you mean something that works thematically or something actually about Christ?

If it's just a thematic connection in a story during Christmas, there are a few Christmas episodes that don't end up focusing just on romance or whatever, and actually attempt actual messages that fit in with the date.
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>>101419984
I'm 26 and standing outside during thunderstorms is legitimately one of my favorite things to do, I go outside and get all wet and enjoy the thunder and lightning then go inside and change and drink coco.

Also blizzards. It's good I don't live in hurricane country because I'd be all over that shit.
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>>101420137
It's not even the bare part that's good, it's that fatty piece of leg that spills over the socks because they're so tight and you're waifu is fat.
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>>101420065
>I'm so retarded I think that if one exists, that means there are a ton of them and can't grasp why an author might give a girl a trait that is usually considered masculine
>muh social justice, don't be a homophobe
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>>101419590
>bare legs are much sexier than zettai ryouiki

Ignoring the factual basis of that statement, pantyhose are better than both.
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>>101420173
10/10 post.

But seriously, I noticed that I sometimes tent my fingers over my face Lelouch-style now.
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>>101420116
>....
back to >>>/gaia/ with you.
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>yfw you realized that Japs slurp all of their liquidy foods, not just tea
>tea is food
I didn't know this.
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>>101419590
>yfw you realized that Japs slurp all of their liquidy foods, not just tea, but also soups, pudding, yogurt, jellies, etc.
This is actually good table manners in Japan, it is used to show that the food is delicious.
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>>101420195
Don't do that, you'll catch a cold.
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>>101420173
>Taking my shoes off before entering someones home
There are people who don't do this?
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>>101420265
You're only exposing your own faggorty here.
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>30 replies
>31 replies
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>>101419590
>Japs are in real life afraid of lightning, and I'm not just talking about 4-year-old girls, but actually kids in middle school and high school
I find this true for many nationalities, as I live in Florida.
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>>101420265
lol thats not a board retard
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>>101420250
Love those toe-sock things but japs have never heard of them. I have to make deal with stockings and such.
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>yfw you sneeze just before you cum and your weiner goes in reverse and sucks the cum in
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This thread sure is related to anime and manga.

There's something you need to check.

>>101419693
More like the every-5-minutes-/v/-thread.
Which always happens to use a KlK image. Funny coincidence, huh?
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>>101420275

food
noun
any nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink, or that plants absorb, in order to maintain life and growth.
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>yfw you realized there has never been an anime about drugs, or that made use of drug humor

Why doesn't /v/ get the fuck back to its board and stop shitposting? Yes, we know /v/ is a shithole but we've got our own narutards to deal with.
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>>101420321
>faggorty
Also, you honestly give two shits about anything listed on OP? Why? They're just shitty nitpicks.
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>>101420307
Americans even go sleeping with shoes. And they call us yuropeasants poor and unhygienic
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>>101420173
>I say "gomen" instead of "sorry" or "excuse me"
Everyone thinks you're expressing how much you love men. Especially their cocks.

>The Gendo pose
>Pushing my glasses up with my middle finger
People just think you're a sad faggot trying to draw attention to yourself in awkward ways.

>Taking my shoes off before entering someones home
I bet you live in some shithole where everyone has a dirt floor and this is pointless, because otherwise you'd have already been doing this.

>Praying to itadakimasu before each meal
They think you have an unfortunate mental illness that makes you say random shit like tourette's or something.
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>>101420173
I hope to God this is pasta. Because if not, [spaghetti joke].
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>>101419984
I'm afraid of it too. It will mess up your brain chemistry really bad if you get hit by it.
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>>101420422
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>>101420382
I should clarify that I don't have anything against ZR. Both PH and ZR make my dick diamonds, I just prefer PH.
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>>101419590
So THAT'S what zettai ryouiki is.

What a strange term, but being on /a/, I've heard stranger.
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>>101419693
Regular /v/ user here.

No. We hate those people too. They aren't from /v/. They are from everywhere, but just like to take a shit in /v/ and /a/ every now and then
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>yfw you realized that bare legs are much sexier than zettai ryouiki
Stopped reading right there
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pantyhose its better any way
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>>101420414
That was not my understanding of food, thanks for educating a baka foreigner.
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>>101419590
>yfw you realized that bare legs are much sexier than zettai ryouiki
Hold on a little bit there, lets not go and say something STUPID now.
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>>101420477
You're on /a/, your brain chemistry is already messed up.
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>>101420510
Thread saved by nigga with fine taste
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>>101420486
> eating more than 10 pots
Oh shit nigga, wut you doin?!?!
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>>101420402
>Producing semen.
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>>101420532
How is it possible to be this new?
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>>101419590
>yfw you realized that anime isn't mainstream in Japan

Yeah, /a/ wishes.
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>>101420536
>shit in /v/ and /a/ every now and then
>and /a/ every now and then
>every now and then
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>all the mods are gone watching the superb owl
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>>101419590

>yfw you realized that bare legs are much sexier than zettai ryouiki

I bet you think naked is better too.
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>>101420532
Why would you openly declare that you are new and stupid? You could have said that in your head and people wouldn't go forth and judge you with the knowledge that you haven't been here long enough to know an incredibly well-known term.
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>>101419765
I was going to complain that you made this up, until I realized that I had my hand on my own cock, and had just finished watching a few episodes of anime.
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>>101420653
>what is a inverse hyperbole
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>>101420510
I just like legs and feet. ZR, boots, pantyhose, nothing, whatever, my dick appreciates them all.
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>>101419590
>sweets and teeth

i've heard that, but the same can be said about many other countries

>slurping

at least they don't eat with their fucking hands

>LEGS.

hell yeah. how is that a bad thing?

>cable tv

that doesn't mean anything, i don't watch anime for the kind of medium it is but for what is actually in the medium

>drugs

it's a touchy subject there, i don't know many examples. Can someone point some out? i'm curious to see if they exist somewhere

>respect your elders, violence is bad

Never did, and respecting elders because of their age is stupid. Same goes with violence, it's part of human nature.

>fear of lightning

Is that a problem? genuine question.

>christmas episode

thank fuck

>marrying a cute japanese girl

it's still there, but not really that important a thing. Japan is a weird country, and i'm mostly interested in their games and whatnot, not actually living there. Although it may be neat since my country sucks ass
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>>101420173
>Pushing my glasses up with my middle finger
>mfw non-glasses people ask me why I have to push my glasses up
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>>101420173
>Praying to itadakimasu before each meal
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>>101419590
>yfw you realized there has never been an anime about drugs, or that made use of drug humor

lol so the Hays Code applies in nippoland?
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>>101420691
Oh no, he admitted to ignorance anonymously! The shame!
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>>101420486
Ten times more potent than what quantity? Also how much did he take. Is he just greening out or something?
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>>101419765
Why don't you just masturbate with your legs?
That way you can even do it in public
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>>101420659
I didn't even realize it was today until I saw this post.
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>>101420621
NOO. I heard some dude died off 4.
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>>101420754
>lol
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>>101420714
Okay Einstein, tell me. What is a inverse hyperbole?
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>>101420486
That doesn't make any sense. Marijuana isn't really potent enough to kill you. I have a friend who's done more than ten marijuanas before and he didn't die
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>>101419590 (OP)
>yfw you realized that anime isn't mainstream in Japan
yeah .
sure.
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>>101420808
shake it out you prudeshit.
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>>101420800
you are special for being bad at sports as a kid so your dad gave up on you
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>>101419590
>yfw you forgot your dream of moving to japan and marrying a cute japanese girl a long time ago
Why move to Japan for that when you can just go to any big university in the US?
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>>101419590
>yfw you realized that there will never be an anime that has a real christmas episode
What?
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>>101420825
It can kill in extremely high doses. The kind that you would pass out before being able to take in but I think there have been recorded deaths from it. Like one or two ever though.
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>>101420486
aw yeah
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>>101420173
I bet you adjust your glasses with a helmet on, too.
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>tfw fangs in animoo are actually crooked fucked up canines
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>>101420865
They would be used goods. Chicks in higher education learning facilities college have had at least 7 feet of black dick in them by sophomore year.
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>>101420646
w-why would they put that incest fantasy on the side of a train?
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>>101420879
He probably means they'll never have an American Christmas.
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>>101420902
it's impossible, the lethal quantity is like a ton of active principle smoked in 15 minutes
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>>101420802
My friend's dad's brother's friend's college roommate smoked a whole pack of marijuana cigarettes and got so hungry he ate his own penis. Drugs are bad guys.
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>>101420846
It really isn't, though. Everyone knows what a Gundam and a Son Goku are. But if you actually WATCH it, people are creeped the fuck out.
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>>101420646
THAT NIGGA PEED HIMSELF
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>>101420646
Only trash is mainstream, like with nearly every medium.
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>>101420646
He peed in Kirino!
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>>101420902
I think you'd probably die from suffocation 2 or 3 times over before anything near an overdose.
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>>101419590
>yfw you realized that bare legs are much sexier than zettai ryouiki
You know, I don't give a fuck about the other stuff you wrote, but this is JUST PLAIN WRONG.
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>>101419590
>mfw I realize OP is a fag
>mfw I don't give one single fucking shit about what you are thinking
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>>101421008

>Looking at old man crotch in the photo

I've got some bad news for you /a/non...
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>>101419590
>yfw you realized that bare legs are much sexier than zettai ryouiki

nope, that fucking skindentation makes my dick diamonds everytime, even for 3DPD
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>>101421082
>it's wrong to inspect the men who have been in you're waifu
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>>101420646
Do people really want to take a ride on the incest train?
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>>101419765

Fuck.
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>>101420722
This nigga gets it.
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>>101421111
You'd like incest too if you had a sister as hot as mine.
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>>101421082
>looking at shit tier girl instead
Inspecting pee is better than inspecting shit.
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>>101420646


d....did that old man standing in the doorway piss himself?????
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>>101421171
Slutty santa is worst outfit, I swear. Why do they all wear it?
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>>101420173
Isn't taking your shoes off before entering someone else's home a common sign of courtesy. It isn't exclusive to Japan you know.

About the others, I'm sorry but you seem to have a serious mental illness. Now you're ready to make a YouTube channel.
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>>101420462
amerifat here, literally no one does this
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>>101420956
Because Japan is fucked up and has no idea how to have healthy relationships as a nation
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>>101420008
There is a reason to why it's such a popular fetish. Bare legs sure is sexy, but it can't compare to zettai ryouiki
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>>101421235
How do you feel about bunny girl outfits?
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>>101421367
You fags with your shit taste wouldn't be half as obnoxious if you would JUST STOP USING YOUR FUCKING WEEB WORDS FOR YOUR SHIT TASTE FETISHES
FUCK
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>>101421433
>hurr durr you should type "thigh high stockings with a miniskirt" every time even though it's way longer
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>>101421275
Japan have that whole thing where you turn around a kneel while placing your shoes neatly facing the door and then slip on a pair of slippers.
Everyone where I live just crudely tosses their shoes by the door.
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>>101419765
cockward
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>>101421433
Please calm down. We can discuss this like gentlemen.
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>>101421522
>miniskirt
>not having bookmarks of all your favorites already
>not knowing how to use a tag list on any given site
>>>/v/
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>>101420578
if anything, it's going to fix his brain chemistry
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>>101421433
I don't think English has an equivalent
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>>101421275
If I were to do that at someone's house (Amerifat), I would look incredibly awkward doing it. No one I've ever known has taken their shoes off before entering a building in this country. At the very least, people at least have the courtesy to wipe their shoes off on a doormat before coming in. It feels like it should be done though, as treading whatever is on your shoes into someone else's house is a bit disgusting.
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>>101421184
I am imouto-less, true.

I have an older sister who is generally realized as being quite attractive, but I can't see her that way.
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>>101421645
He thinks the whole world is like his neighborhood, with dirt and dogshit everywhere outside and you don't want to drag that dog shit into the house and ruin the nice dirt floors.

Also they do it because japs don't have beds or furniture because they're too poor and don't have room for it. They sit on the floor and sleep on the floor, so it's better to keep it clean when you're that poor.
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>>101421645
Fuck carpets.
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>>101421715
That sure sounds like a realistic view of modern Japan.
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>>101421654
I always wonder if I would still be as interested in imouto/onee-chan wincest if I had actual sisters. I've met some guys before who had hot sisters in both age directions, and I envied them greatly.
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>>101421645
So you wear your shoes around the house or do you take them off near the door? I'm Canadian and everybody I know takes their shoes off at the door, but in media it seems like amerifats leave their shoes on in the house.
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>>101421188

MFW I also know Kirino a shit
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>yfw you realized you were starting to agree with most anime characters that "violence is not good" and "you should respect your elders"

Tsun Tzu once said that true warriors fight their battles with with words, not their fists. Not that you should care or a-anything
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>>101421937
The media is full of shit.
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>>101420486
I should stream myself smoking a blunt on niconico live
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>>101421642
Doesn't ZR roughly translate to Absolute Territory?
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hoo
ray!



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