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You're chilling in your lab one day when the alarm goes off and this pops up on screen.

What do you do?
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Inform my next of kin.
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Hide the sexy talking suit and run.
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Hide my daughter's uniform and grab my scissor.
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>>101419554
Get my sedatives ready.
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Fuck a bitch
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Die or lie as limply as possible so that there's zero fun involved in killing me waiting till she leaves and then preparing for the ruse of the century she concocts to find amusement in my death.
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I would summon my loli companion to destroy her.
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Make her a cup of tea, it's not often I have guests
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>Turn off the lights
>Wait for her to enter the room I am in
>Turn on a small candle
>We're here!
>???
>Profit
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Hand her a bowl of eggs
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"An elegant weapon for more civilized times, eh? Well guess what: times have changed."
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Start lab's selfdestruction system and entertain her with some shitty talk about morals, clothes or something while the countdowns goes to 0
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>>101420212
She has to eat ALL the eggs
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rape
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>>101420472
FUCKIN' BITCH
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Get naked.
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Need a gif of that, because qt
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NOPE
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>>101419554
give her my magic scissors in return for her letting me pet her hair
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Call Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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Beg for forgiveness and promise her that i will seed my torrents
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MEMORIES BROKEN
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Ask myself when the hell I got a lab
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SAVE MY MOUSE
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>take my bed
>move it in front of the door
>spread rose's petals over it
>get naked
>wait for her with a rose in my mouth
>" Hi, sweetheart. Why don't you rest for a while?"
>Use the three second she will take proccessig what's happening to detonate the granade hiden in my asshole
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Rush to the intercom, loudly announce: "YOU ARE NOW BREATHING MANUALLY. YOU ARE NOW BLINKING MANUALLY. YOU CAN SEE YOUR NOSE. YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF YOUR TONGUE'S POSITION IN YOUR MOUTH."

Escape with the time that buys me.
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>>101420384
What will you do when she dodges off camera and appears right behind you?
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Get to the intercom and yell DEE DEE GET OUT OF MY LAB
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>>101420711
Getting fingered by her must feel quite painful.
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Wonder why I have a lab.
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Call my daughter
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>>101421176
10/10
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>>101419554
grab scissors
grab uniform
head to my secure bunker
wait for NUDIST BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH to show up and save me
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>>101421486
>any bunker
>secure from a living life fiber doll with seemingly limitless power and cartoon physics

Your pansy ass bunker couldn't stop Gamagori on official council business let along Nui.
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>>101420830
Wait, there are faggots who don't seed?
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>>101421545
it doesn't need to be completely secure against a living life fiber doll with seemingly limitless power and cartoon physics
it just needs to be secure enough to buy time for the cavalry to arrive
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>>101421545
Gama had problems with steak. I think a bunker would get him. He's more defense focused.
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call the other reality bender.
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>>101421676
I was referencing episode 1. You know, when he blasts the bigass steel door off its hinges with his enormous bulk?

>>101421673
I don't think you understand. The cavalry wouldn't have time to arrive, and they'd all die too.
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>>101421671
Wait, there are faggots who seed?
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Matoi Hakase with a 3 star goku uniform would destroy Nui
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>>101421809
Wait,There are faggots who are to afraid of the FBI putting them in jail for loli to seed?
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Prepare for the best date night ever.
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>>101421671
I generally won't if its something I'm not super into or if its a one off rather than a collection. Also my country works on data allowance unlike murrica so I have a limited amount of ups to contribute.
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>>101421821
Matoi Hakase with a 3star would essentially be Billy Harrington.
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Ryuko is love, Ryuko is life.
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>>101421148

Call the ARC Troopers.



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