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>tfw you want to trim your bear but cant seem to be assed to do so.
>tfw bear is starting to smell because you havent wash it in like a week

So why is it so rare for MC to have a beard?
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because a beard is sign of laziness in japan
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>tfw bear is starting to smell because you havent wash it in like a week

Gross.
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Because the modern Jap is a spineless beta.

Beards are too manly for them.
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>tfw bear is starting to smell because you havent wash it in like a week

You have to watch for that if you're using it to store food.
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beards are borderline mythical in japan because their men have such low testosterone only about 3% of them can actually grow one. that's why you'll see their depictions of old legendary samurai with beards but none in actual modern japan.
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>people who think facial hair is stylistic outside the 80s
Do you wear fedoras and smoke cause it was common in the 40s?
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>>101416194
>removing hair from your body
>ever

Stay pleb
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>>101415934

Bear zookeeper here, your bear should naturally go to a nearby river to take a shower, as of his fur, I'd recommend you not to trim it, as it could come in handy in this weather.
Also, bears are not domestical animals, so I really wonder why you have one.
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>>101416312
>ever taking off your fedora
>even indoors
Tips.
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>>101416194
Nah Fedoras are to hot for my climate.

I wear trilbys
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>>101416401
>Wearing hats
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>>101416194
>implying a good beard can't look good

but yeah, you can feel that op has a shitty neckbeard that looks like someone glued pubes on his face
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>>101416549
>not having a beard
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>>101416675
Holy fucking shit, are neckbeards and fedoras so fashion right now?
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Meanwhile, on /a/.
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>>101416675
Goddamn he looks old now, truly a pity.
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>>101416675
He's cool and popular enough to be a neckbeard.
Must make /a/ feel like shit and /s4s/ like a semi-god.
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>>101416675
>he actually thinks he looks like christian bale

nigga shut the fuck up
op just straight up said its been a week since the last time he washed his fucking faggot dead rat
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>>101416194
I had to shave twice a day everyday for the twenty years I was in the army. Fuck that noise, I am old enough to pull off a beard without looking like a faggot, so that is what I am damn well going to do.
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>>101416790
Yet he banging more whores than you beardless boy.
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>>101416918
No shit, when he gets to 60 he will still be more attractive than 80% of the worlds men.
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>>101416348
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>>101416902
You tell em grandpa, dont let those gay ass whipper snappers tell you shit.
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>>101417163
I'm not that old anon. My daughteru isn't even old enough to have had a boyfriend yet.
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>>101417232
Holy shit sir you even got a daughter.

What the hell you doing on this cesspool of shit?

You dont want your daughter to catch you fapping to lolis now would you?
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Goatee master race.
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>>101417232
Do you regret falling for 3D?
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>>101417350
>2014
>goatee
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>>101417232
>My daughteru isn't even old enough to have had a boyfriend yet
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>>101417340
My sonneru and your daughteru could be friends, I suppose.
It's surprising seeing other people with families here.
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>>101417484
Now sir, I dont have a kid. And I dont want one on the moment. I'm just saying this place would be the last place I'll be if I had a kid.
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>Hate shaving
>I can't grow a proper beard right now but when I have facial hair, people say they like it
>Can't take it as a compliment since I don't like
>Have sensitive skin
>Always cut myself when shaving or there's irritation even if I use lotion to make the irritation go away

I wish I could just grow a kickass beard. Then I wouldn't have to worry too much. Good thing I don't have my dad's genes with facial hair. I don't think he can grow a beard.
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Oh boy, are we showing our beards?

What do you think of mine /a/?
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>>101417838
>>>/soc/
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>>101417680
Sorry, meant to reply to other old man there.
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>>101417838
Have seen worse.
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>>101417838
>trimmed hair
>have a beard
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>>101417838
7/10 would accuse of pedophilia if seen on a park
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>>101417232
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I might be a NEET, but I refuse to end up looking like a hobo.
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Hypermuscular men are considered gay in Japan. Really, look up bara.
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>>101417838
You look okay, I guess.
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>>101418046
How hypermuscular?
/fit/ fit-tier or Arnold Schwarzenegger-tier?
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>>101417340
I have been visiting 4chan since 04, before I met my 3DPD.

I like it here. Shit changes, and even though I still think of myself as a newfag, I like to see what newer newfag bring to the board and how it grows and changes. To be honest I really don't watch much anime anymore, but this place is alway such ridiculous fun.
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>>101418192
Jesus fucking Christ, how much of an oldfag are you?
And I'm talking both in real life and at 4chan.
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>>101417999
If you look like a hobo then people are more likely to take pity on you and not case you away if they see you raiding their bins for free shit.
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>>101417232
>>101417484
>There are people on /a/ right now that are parents.
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>>101418046
They must really look at our waitu piggu overly macho society as homo erotic
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>>101416014

Or old wizened man/master.
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>>101418298
I'm the 2nd father you quoted, and being a parent is not all that hard when your son isn't a lazy bum and watches anime with me and his mother.

Of course, sage for blogshit.
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>>101418276
I'm in my early 40s, and 04 isn't oldfag status. I can remember when newfag first became an insult and when I tried to claim I wasn't people just mocked me. Still 4chan has been a big part of my life for almost a decade. I have seen it rise and fall, the periodic influx of new users, all sorts of trolls and counter trolls. Though it all it has never stopped entertaining me. When it starts getting boring I will give it up.

>>101418298
Yes, there are all sorts of types. I don't into SP threads, and I keep to the worksafe stuff. My 3DPD doesn't mind if I spend some time browsing while the family watches TV. It doesn't get in the way of being a otosan, I just browse on the laptop, but if my daughteru wants my attention I close the lid and give it to her.
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>>101418684
>I close the lid and give it to her.
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>>101418684
I salute you, oto-san
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>>101418545
>>101418684
I don't know I just couldn't start family, it would take away from my hobbies and money. Hats off to you guys though I guess.
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>>101418868
My attention
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>>101416014
Japan is fucked up.

Isn't more like jealousy because Japanese people are too weak to grow proper beards for the most part?
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mfw can't grow a beard.
Should I just leave it like this and buy a fedora?
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>>101418684
If you're serious about this, I give you my sincerest pity you put precious time wasting away on this shit of a site.
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What the fuck has this thread devolved into? /r9k/ tier circlejerking?
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>>101418684

>I close the lid and give it to her.
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>>101417999
Looking like a hobo has it's perks if you can brush off all the weird looks you get every time you go out.
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>>101419368
Right now the daughteru is watching an episode of Spongebob she has seen enough times that she is able to recite Patrick's lines in perfect time, so I don't think I am missing out on anything by browsing.
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>>101419658
Raise your daughteru to become a classy lady, and not like the women of today.
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>>101416312
I bet this faggot braids his long ass beard and pubes together and wears it as a shirt.
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>>101419991
For 3DPD my waifu is a pretty classy ca/tg/irl so I hope she takes after her.
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>>101415934
>So why is it so rare for MC to have a beard?

Japanese man can'trow beards until they are 50, most MC ar around 15.
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>>101420104
>Not forming clothing out of your body hair as the LORD intended.
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>>101417838

I have sucked uglier people.
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>>101417838


As someone who kept a neatly trimmed full goatee for the past like 10 years, let me tell you that about 90% of women hate facial hair, and even men have commented on how much better I look after I shaved that shit. It's amazing how much a person can transform from putting a little bit of effort into hair and facial hair.

source: people I know, and studies on men.com / GQ mag etc.

That's if you care about 3D.

If not, keep on truckin' or whatever.

and use some fucking face wash dude, god damn.
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>>101420587
Would you suck me?
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>>101420746
Sure, why not?
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/a/ - Cams & Meetups
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>>101420852
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
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>>101420746
How did your weekly neo-Nazi assembly go?
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>>101415934
>tfw bear is starting to smell because you havent wash it in like a week
You should take better care of your bear anon. They get grumpy if you don't wash them every now and again.
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>>101417838
>>101420746
MOOOOOOOOODS

SEIZE THEM
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>>101420604
>let me tell you that about 90% of women hate facial hair
Those woman have shit taste in men. No homo
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>>101420746
Nazi or cancer patient?
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>>101421145
>>101421014
I thought it would make me look tough.
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>>101421279
It only works if you are beefy.
Bonus toughness for axe killer beard.



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