in before inbred hicks blame cartoons for their retarded kids' antics.
Then it turns out to be earthbending they were imitating, and we laugh at /co/
Naruto is fail, but if it can produce win like this, I suppose I can deal with it.
tl;dr FUCKING HILARIOUS.
Irrefutable proof of Darwinism.
he is a vedy smalt kid.
example of darwinism
Why can't things like this happen more often?
i loled when i saw the headline at the top of the window... and also darwinism
If he lives, will that mean he got lucky? or would that mean he deserves to reproduce?
I think he should just die in order to get his genes OUT of the pool.
SHOULD NOT SCREW WITH NATURE. THE KID WAS MEANT TO DIE. NOW HE WOULD JUST POLLUTE THE GENE POOL. I SAY POOL'S CLOSED KID.
or castration is fine too.
> "There's always a possibility ... God works miracles, so you know he could come through,"
Cody's gonna die niggers. Then he'll get assraped in hell.
"They watch a cartoon where they were like sand masters or something and they can manipulate sand or something like that. They came up with the idea that if he were to do this then he would be able to be one of them,"
You should be ashamed.
fucking wow, yeah i loled.
STOP IT YOUR KILLING ME!
THEY BELIEVED IT!
i don't believe he should, who really cares about someone you don't know, on top of that one that does something so stupid.
this article seems pretty damn light hearted considering its about a little kid thats going to die. although I loled at >>10142054
LURK MOAR. STOP POSTING NOW.
"Mommy, why has Cody stopped breathing"
"Cause my mother's my sister"
in b4 ANN reports this shit
kudos on the find op
He needs to work on his technique.
Hey Cody!! Wanna become a sandmaster?!?!?!
Jawsome!!! Stick yo head in this sandbox little nigger and we'll bury you"
"O LAWD. THIS HONKEY IS DYIN' YO!!"
Oh Wow this is epic lulz
He's a main character now, there's no way he'll die dudes.
I FUKKEN LOL'd, Insult to Injury yo
Hello, my name is Cody Porter, in a few moments I'll be sucking nigger cocks in hell.
shit, dont let this be a meme
This would probably have a greater effect on /b/.
IT ALREADY IS.
This Cody Porter will now be posted every time a Narootoo thread is made.
Well this Anime will get banned now. Good Thing.
Wut? I'm dyin' here nigger.
I'M FLAT LINING NIGGERS!!!!
Darwinism at its finest.
wait, something cool happens because of Naruto?
FOCUS YOUR CHAKRA!
I tried, then I got buried in sand by some niggers.
News Update: Cody dies because nurse tries to become a "healing chakra" master.
So should we start taking bets?
Will he kick it, or pull through?
Oh god I fucking loled
YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME!?!?!?
Posting in epic thread.
you didn't hear about any kids dying trying to pull the shit from DBZ.
I think its much more retarded burying yourself in sand trying to become a "sand master" other than jumping off a roof trying to fly or some shit.
WHAT THE FUCK?
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN IN MY HOMETOWN? I THOUGHT SEATTLE WAS BETTER THAN THIS!
This is now a you laugh you lose thread.
wat, die from fusion technique?
No, no. It's Gaara.
I don't know, give him big mascara eyes.
O lawdy lawd, dis here nurse is suckin' on mah salty ball niggas. Goddamn this bitch is such a slut. She be lovin' dis shota cock.
I'd rather hear about some kid putting his brother into a coma after attempting the primary lotus on him.
Or a kid losing an eye after trying to perform the sharingan
DON'T MAKE ME SHOW YOU MY FOX FORM
I'd rather see a kid try to run retardedly fast to gain momentum for chidori, only to crash into a wall or something.
too bad he didn't become AN HERO
Oh lawd, when the recent chapters are aired on television, I can almost see it now. Every kid popping out their siblings eyes in order to get the level 2 Mangekyo.
Wasn't there a story a little while ago a kid suspended from school becuase he said one of gaara's speeches out loud(emo ones about killing everything).
So the school thought he might do another columbine.
How many kids have been suspended from school now because of writing classmates names in their "Death Notes?"
A++! Would read again!
Oh well we can't all have long lives.
Try harder the next time around kiddo.
goDDAMN THIS NURSE SLUT BE SUCKIN' ON DIS SHOT CAWK. SHE BE DONE SLURPED UP ALL MAH SPOOGE NIGGA!
Unless, of course, you don't believe in that kind of stuff.
Stupid kid didnt know you have to be born, with your mother used as a sacrifice, before you get badass sand controlling abilities and automated ultimate sand defenses.
It's possible they were thinking of Avatar, which has sandbenders.
Anyone heard about the guy who watched end of evangelion and was so mind fucked he killed his mum so he could prove he could kill people.
I'm trying to cope you nigger. /a/ isn't all about you and your petty excuse for a religion.
Hey guise am I a Sand Master yet?
Maybe "a sand master" should be the new "an hero."
should we call him GARa ??
Without some images of sand with feet sticking up, it wont work. Start shooping, I'm gonna go get drunk.
Maybe you should become a sand master?
Only on night shift /a/ could this become a meme. Hell, I guess it'll become a meme.
thanks tripfag, that was the idea.
Nooo, you jinxed it!
> "There's always a possibility ... God works miracles, so you know he could come through,"
Guess they'll be praying for Haruhi
Well, think of it like this. Post this kid on daytime /a/ and Anonymous will go, "Who the fuck is that?"
LOL, IT'S THE SAND MASTER.
lol'd, sounds good to me
Adding to it
did anyone notice how fucking crooked his tie is?
That's cuz dem hoes takin' da picture was suckin' on mah salty ball nigga.
i was shooping and no i didnt
Oh god what is wrong with his tie??
archive this shit!you know what to do...
Slightly better, I guess...
Well if you're gonna Gaara-ize him, might as well go all out.
we really need more dead/dying narutards like this kid. he took a step in the right direction.
sage is not necessarily disapproval
only fags use it in the 2ch sense
I lol'd. Damn it anon.
All hail the SANDMASTAHHHHHHH!
HOLY FUCK I LOLD
lol archvie this shit now
narutards what did you expected?
they could die no matter what they born to die, no matter what show they see assholes are very smart to do stupid things
I LOL'D HARD!
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Glad you liked it :]
welcome to 4chan
the kid forgot to put inside him
OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM LOL'ING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
nature is very wise, to kill idiots, thanks to that our race will be saved, imagine if that kid grows and get kids
sage for this shit, they obviouly mean avatards earth masters no some shitty faggot sandnigger ninja
whats next, kids being killed by yugi oh cards in the Jugular vein?
fuck off. you don't know. and it is funnier this way.
Earth benders control sand?
10 year olds don't watch avatar, that's why it's getting canned
LOL!!! narutards rage
Then who does?
15-19 year old girls who love shipping
hahaha oh wow?
>"There's always a possibility ... God works miracles, so you know he could come through," he said.
Your son is dead and you should feel bad.
the hell are you talking about, i think naruto is shit and maybe if this kid croaks they'll take it off the US airwaves for good.
someone should send a letter to Kishimoto telling him that his work compels kids to kill themselves and he should stop before he kills again.
FUCK FUCK FUCK I LOL'D HAAAAAAAAAAAARD, ARCHIVE THIS SHIT NAOOOOOOO
WHAT WOULD BE EVEN BETTER IS IF HE TURNED INTO A VEGETABLE AND THERE WOULD BE A HUGE CONTROVERSY ON THE RIGHT TO DIE.
Oh god, not again.
awww he didnt passed the chunnin exam
oh shi, so that's what it was
great... something to add to the /a/ vs /co/ war
it would dry major attention to the show tho
I'LL SUCK YOUR SAND
Sandbenders, not earthbenders.
Sandbenders are technically earthbenders, but they're a specialized branch of earthbending. Regular earthbenders tend to have trouble with sand. Sandbenders probably have trouble bending anything that isn't sand. Sandbenders all live in the desert, so they're just working with what's around them.
shop all memes pic to this~
Did they show them doing anything besides moving their sand boats, though? They never buried themselves in the sand.
yeah, Gaara did though.
Gaara is now my favorite character on narushit.
/r/ the youtube video with the kid being buried
I think the scariest part of this is that Cody was actually the uncle of the kids who buried him.
They're Half-brothers, not blood-related.
i wonder what will his family think if they saw this thread
half-brothers do not work that way
sage goes in every field
>>They're Half-brothers, not blood-related.
Brb informing my sister of this new development
tell your sister that you want hot sex with her
I fucking lol'd.
This is what I expected from naruto's fanbase.
Retards, all of them.
You know I thought the exact same thing.
Posting in an epic thread.
lol dumbass 10 year olds this is why we have age limits
Posting in a legendary thread.
OMG! I'm posting here! Hi mom! roflcopter kawaii desu~YOU'VE JUST LOST THE GAME
Toasting an epic bread.
you trickery is ineffective, for I have the cure!
Toasting an epic bread.
he doesnt seem too bright.. he watches naruto after all
let me guess, he's american
LET ME GUESS... YOU'RE A FAG RIGHT? SIGH!
typical american response
LOL NO IT ISNT IDORT
americans are kinda retarded yes?
especially the small ones
WHY HELLO THAR I BASE MY LIFE ON STEREOTYPES
ooh ooh, I wanna play too.
Tell me where you're from so I can make fun of your country.
hey im american but im not retarded
whats going on here?
The transition from night shift /a/ to daytime /a/ captured in one thread. Isn't it horrible?
nevermnd im a faggot
CUT IS PIG DISGUSTING JEW COCKS
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
Yup, all us Eurofags are up and ready to go now
disregard that I SUCK COCKS
his trip is Eurofag of Italy#lol
most of the naruto anime IS shit, but u gotta admit, the fight scenes thoes other artists do, are rape face great, but tat is 2%of 98%of the show
NICE TRY! DON'T LISTEN TO THE LIES.
I'M A FAGGOT LOLOLOLOL
ok guys this is my new tripcode write it down
i'm sorry what?
i'm actually from venezuela
ur evil empire is going down americanz
Okay guys, this stopped being funny. Now quit it.
THIS IS MY NEW TRIP POSERS
Don't listen to this faggot. This is my new trip.
"No! I must make stop the trolls!" he shouted. The radio said "No, Eurofag of Italy. You are the trolls" And then Eurofag of Italy was a troll.
sort of fail, you should of left it open for someone else to continue.
it's not americans it's amerikkkans
learn to spell it rite
/a/ has sunk so low. trying to make a meme out of naruto is sad
Hey guise sup?
oh god oh jesus! theres shit everywhere! oh god!
GUYS let's get back on topic!
My anime group will be holding a vigil for this kid. If you want to be invited please email me.
I FELL FOR IT?!
this was a good idea
son of a bitch, you could have had lots of people email you for real.
not actually putting your email is a sign of cowardice.
aaaaand, the thread comes full circle. good night folks!
Europe ill needs a representative such as you.
american = monkey same
Representative of Europe !YgQRHAJqRA!!kczIJ2wJyBJ = american = monkey same
you're doing it wrong
I am gay.
Guys, it's not funny, my brother died this way.
americans is a sub type of homo sapiens.. Homo Nonimous
moderator = american = monkey same
are u amerikkkan?
I failed booblien alguhbra
MODERATORS ARE PIG UNFUNNY.
What the fuck is this thread?
damn if I did stuff I saw in cartoons, I would be dropping anvils on people. kids are dumb nowadays
ITT /a/ = /b/
not enough sage
ITT /a/ = /b/ sagerwho