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http://www.king5.com/topstories/stories/NW_030908WAB_boy_buried_SW.3ab9f4f9.html
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i lol'd
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I lol'd
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.
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in before inbred hicks blame cartoons for their retarded kids' antics.
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AWESOME
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I lol'd
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Then it turns out to be earthbending they were imitating, and we laugh at /co/
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Naruto is fail, but if it can produce win like this, I suppose I can deal with it.

tl;dr FUCKING HILARIOUS.
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Irrefutable proof of Darwinism.
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he is a vedy smalt kid.
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example of darwinism
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Why can't things like this happen more often?
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i loled when i saw the headline at the top of the window... and also darwinism
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If he lives, will that mean he got lucky? or would that mean he deserves to reproduce?
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>>10141853
I think he should just die in order to get his genes OUT of the pool.

SHOULD NOT SCREW WITH NATURE. THE KID WAS MEANT TO DIE. NOW HE WOULD JUST POLLUTE THE GENE POOL. I SAY POOL'S CLOSED KID.
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>>10141915
or castration is fine too.
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I lol'd.
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> "There's always a possibility ... God works miracles, so you know he could come through,"

Cody's gonna die niggers. Then he'll get assraped in hell.
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"They watch a cartoon where they were like sand masters or something and they can manipulate sand or something like that. They came up with the idea that if he were to do this then he would be able to be one of them,"
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>>10142016
You should be ashamed.
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fucking wow, yeah i loled.
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­>>10142054
STOP IT YOUR KILLING ME!
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>>10142054
THEY BELIEVED IT!
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>>10142073
i don't believe he should, who really cares about someone you don't know, on top of that one that does something so stupid.
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this article seems pretty damn light hearted considering its about a little kid thats going to die. although I loled at >>10142054
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DURRRR
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­>>10142101
LURK MOAR. STOP POSTING NOW.
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­>>10142118
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"Mommy, why has Cody stopped breathing"

"Cause my mother's my sister"
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in b4 ANN reports this shit
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>>10142110
NAROOOOOOOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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SAND MASTAAAARRRRSSSSS!!!!
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>>10142139
ಠ_ಠ
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Oh lawd
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­kudos on the find op
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He needs to work on his technique.
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Hey Cody!! Wanna become a sandmaster?!?!?!
Do I????
Jawsome!!! Stick yo head in this sandbox little nigger and we'll bury you"
"Ok!"
*thrash*....*thrash*
"O LAWD. THIS HONKEY IS DYIN' YO!!"
"COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODY!!!!!!"
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Oh Wow this is epic lulz
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He's a main character now, there's no way he'll die dudes.
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>>10142190
I FUKKEN LOL'd, Insult to Injury yo
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Hello, my name is Cody Porter, in a few moments I'll be sucking nigger cocks in hell.
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shit, dont let this be a meme
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This would probably have a greater effect on /b/.
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­>>10142310
IT ALREADY IS.
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This Cody Porter will now be posted every time a Narootoo thread is made.
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Well this Anime will get banned now. Good Thing.
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>>10142394
Wut? I'm dyin' here nigger.
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OH SHI

I'M FLAT LINING NIGGERS!!!!
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Darwinism at its finest.
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wait, something cool happens because of Naruto?
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>>10142562
PARADOX!
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FOCUS YOUR CHAKRA!
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>>10142571
I tried, then I got buried in sand by some niggers.
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News Update: Cody dies because nurse tries to become a "healing chakra" master.
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So should we start taking bets?
Will he kick it, or pull through?
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>>10142587
Oh god I fucking loled
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>>1014260
BELIEVE IT!
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>>10142606
BELIEVE IT!
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YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME!?!?!?
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Posting in epic thread.
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you didn't hear about any kids dying trying to pull the shit from DBZ.
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>>10142631
I think its much more retarded burying yourself in sand trying to become a "sand master" other than jumping off a roof trying to fly or some shit.
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WHAT THE FUCK?

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN IN MY HOMETOWN? I THOUGHT SEATTLE WAS BETTER THAN THIS!
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This is now a you laugh you lose thread.
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>>10142631
wat, die from fusion technique?
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>>10142658
No, no. It's Gaara.

I don't know, give him big mascara eyes.
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O lawdy lawd, dis here nurse is suckin' on mah salty ball niggas. Goddamn this bitch is such a slut. She be lovin' dis shota cock.
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­>>10142658
soup
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I'd rather hear about some kid putting his brother into a coma after attempting the primary lotus on him.
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>>10142681
Or a kid losing an eye after trying to perform the sharingan
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DON'T MAKE ME SHOW YOU MY FOX FORM
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>>10142701
>>10142681
I'd rather see a kid try to run retardedly fast to gain momentum for chidori, only to crash into a wall or something.
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too bad he didn't become AN HERO
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>>10142701
Oh lawd, when the recent chapters are aired on television, I can almost see it now. Every kid popping out their siblings eyes in order to get the level 2 Mangekyo.
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­>>10142658
yo nigga
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Wasn't there a story a little while ago a kid suspended from school becuase he said one of gaara's speeches out loud(emo ones about killing everything).
So the school thought he might do another columbine.
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How many kids have been suspended from school now because of writing classmates names in their "Death Notes?"
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A++! Would read again!
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­>>10142739
CAN'T UNSEE
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Oh well we can't all have long lives.
Try harder the next time around kiddo.
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goDDAMN THIS NURSE SLUT BE SUCKIN' ON DIS SHOT CAWK. SHE BE DONE SLURPED UP ALL MAH SPOOGE NIGGA!
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>>10142771
Unless, of course, you don't believe in that kind of stuff.
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Stupid kid didnt know you have to be born, with your mother used as a sacrifice, before you get badass sand controlling abilities and automated ultimate sand defenses.
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It's possible they were thinking of Avatar, which has sandbenders.
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Anyone heard about the guy who watched end of evangelion and was so mind fucked he killed his mum so he could prove he could kill people.
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>>10142804
I'm trying to cope you nigger. /a/ isn't all about you and your petty excuse for a religion.
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Hey guise am I a Sand Master yet?
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Maybe "a sand master" should be the new "an hero."
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should we call him GARa ??
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>>10142897

Without some images of sand with feet sticking up, it wont work. Start shooping, I'm gonna go get drunk.
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Maybe you should become a sand master?

Hmmmmmm.
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Only on night shift /a/ could this become a meme. Hell, I guess it'll become a meme.
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>>10142897
thanks tripfag, that was the idea.
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>>10142930
Nooo, you jinxed it!
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> "There's always a possibility ... God works miracles, so you know he could come through,"
Guess they'll be praying for Haruhi
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>>10142949
Well, think of it like this. Post this kid on daytime /a/ and Anonymous will go, "Who the fuck is that?"

LOL, IT'S THE SAND MASTER.
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LANDMASTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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­>>10143014
10000 hrs?
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>>10142973
lol'd, sounds good to me
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>>10143014
Perfect
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>>10143014
Adding to it
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>>10143089
did anyone notice how fucking crooked his tie is?
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>>10143102
That's cuz dem hoes takin' da picture was suckin' on mah salty ball nigga.
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­>>10143102
i was shooping and no i didnt
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Oh god what is wrong with his tie??
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>>10143089

good god
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archive this shit!you know what to do...
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­>>10143289
>sage
wut?
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>>10143089
Fuuuuuuuuuck.
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>>10143307
Slightly better, I guess...
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>>10143316
Well if you're gonna Gaara-ize him, might as well go all out.
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>>10143307

SOO-BACK-SAW-SAW
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we really need more dead/dying narutards like this kid. he took a step in the right direction.
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>>10143294
sage is not necessarily disapproval
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>>10143593
only fags use it in the 2ch sense
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>>10143593
I lol'd. Damn it anon.
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>>10143593

shit.
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All hail the SANDMASTAHHHHHHH!
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>>10143798
HOLY FUCK I LOLD
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>>10143798
lol archvie this shit now
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narutards what did you expected?

they could die no matter what they born to die, no matter what show they see assholes are very smart to do stupid things
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>>10143798
I LOL'D HARD!
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>>10143842
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
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>>10143822
>>10143833

Glad you liked it :]
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>>10143880
welcome to 4chan
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>>10143798
FUCKING LOL'D
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>>10143880
wakarimasen
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the kid forgot to put inside him
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>>10143880
What?
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OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM LOL'ING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
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nature is very wise, to kill idiots, thanks to that our race will be saved, imagine if that kid grows and get kids
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I
FUCKING
LOL'D
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>>10143993
see
>>10141915
>>10141929
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sage for this shit, they obviouly mean avatards earth masters no some shitty faggot sandnigger ninja
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>>10144056
LULZ
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whats next, kids being killed by yugi oh cards in the Jugular vein?
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>>10144036
fuck off. you don't know. and it is funnier this way.
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>>10144036
Earth benders control sand?
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>>10144036
10 year olds don't watch avatar, that's why it's getting canned
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>>10144088
>>10144103
LOL!!! narutards rage
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>>10144103
Then who does?
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>>10144136
15-19 year old girls who love shipping
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>>10144121
hahaha oh wow?
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>"There's always a possibility ... God works miracles, so you know he could come through," he said.
Your son is dead and you should feel bad.
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>>10144121
the hell are you talking about, i think naruto is shit and maybe if this kid croaks they'll take it off the US airwaves for good.
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someone should send a letter to Kishimoto telling him that his work compels kids to kill themselves and he should stop before he kills again.
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FUCK FUCK FUCK I LOL'D HAAAAAAAAAAAARD, ARCHIVE THIS SHIT NAOOOOOOO
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>>10144200
Seconding this.
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>>10144174
WHAT WOULD BE EVEN BETTER IS IF HE TURNED INTO A VEGETABLE AND THERE WOULD BE A HUGE CONTROVERSY ON THE RIGHT TO DIE.
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>>10144216

Oh god, not again.
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awww he didnt passed the chunnin exam
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>>10144254

oh shi, so that's what it was
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great... something to add to the /a/ vs /co/ war
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>>10144246
it would dry major attention to the show tho
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I'LL SUCK YOUR SAND
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>>10143798
I lol'd
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>>10144088
Sandbenders, not earthbenders.

Sandbenders are technically earthbenders, but they're a specialized branch of earthbending. Regular earthbenders tend to have trouble with sand. Sandbenders probably have trouble bending anything that isn't sand. Sandbenders all live in the desert, so they're just working with what's around them.
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>>10144322

shop all memes pic to this~
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>>10144322
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>10144315
Did they show them doing anything besides moving their sand boats, though? They never buried themselves in the sand.
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>>10144388
yeah, Gaara did though.
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>>10144401
Gaara is now my favorite character on narushit.
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/r/ the youtube video with the kid being buried
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I think the scariest part of this is that Cody was actually the uncle of the kids who buried him.
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>>10144442
>>10144442
They're Half-brothers, not blood-related.
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i wonder what will his family think if they saw this thread
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>>10144458
half-brothers do not work that way
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sage goes in every field
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>>10144458
>>They're Half-brothers, not blood-related.

...
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.
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sage
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Sticky!
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>>10144458
Brb informing my sister of this new development
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>>10144479
>>10144483
>>10144487
HIYA KIDS
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>>10144479
>>10144487
Age.
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>>10144483
I lol'd.

Also samefags.
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>>10144497
tell your sister that you want hot sex with her
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I fucking lol'd.

This is what I expected from naruto's fanbase.

Retards, all of them.
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Age
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>>10141716
You know I thought the exact same thing.
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>>10144635
see
>>10144388
>>10144401
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Posting in an epic thread.
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lol dumbass 10 year olds this is why we have age limits
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Posting in a legendary thread.
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lol
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OMG! I'm posting here! Hi mom! roflcopter kawaii desu~YOU'VE JUST LOST THE GAME
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Awesome!
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>>10144915
Toasting an epic bread.
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>>10144951
you trickery is ineffective, for I have the cure!
http://www.xkcd.com/391/
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Toasting an epic bread.
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he doesnt seem too bright.. he watches naruto after all
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let me guess, he's american
sigh...
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>>10144992
LET ME GUESS... YOU'RE A FAG RIGHT? SIGH!
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>>10144968
NOOODOOONOTOOWANTOOOOOO!!!
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>>10145001
typical american response
sigh...
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>>10145006
LOL NO IT ISNT IDORT
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>>10145006
typical sigh...
sigh...
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>>10144976
americans are kinda retarded yes?
especially the small ones
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>>10145006
WHY HELLO THAR I BASE MY LIFE ON STEREOTYPES
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>>10145006
ooh ooh, I wanna play too.
Tell me where you're from so I can make fun of your country.
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>>10145006
8/10
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>>10145017
eez nice
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hey im american but im not retarded
whats going on here?
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>>10145001
>>10145013
>>10145016
>>10145020
your gay
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The transition from night shift /a/ to daytime /a/ captured in one thread. Isn't it horrible?
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nevermnd im a faggot
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>>10145001
>>10145013
>>10145016
>>10145020
CUT IS PIG DISGUSTING JEW COCKS
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I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A
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>>10145088

Yup, all us Eurofags are up and ready to go now
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>>10145105
disregard that I SUCK COCKS

his trip is Eurofag of Italy#lol
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most of the naruto anime IS shit, but u gotta admit, the fight scenes thoes other artists do, are rape face great, but tat is 2%of 98%of the show
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>>10145128
NICE TRY! DON'T LISTEN TO THE LIES.
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I'M A FAGGOT LOLOLOLOL
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ok guys this is my new tripcode write it down
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>>10145131
i'm sorry what?
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i'm actually from venezuela
ur evil empire is going down americanz
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Okay guys, this stopped being funny. Now quit it.
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THIS IS MY NEW TRIP POSERS­
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>>10145145

Don't listen to this faggot. This is my new trip.
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Stop it!­
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...sigh
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"No! I must make stop the trolls!" he shouted. The radio said "No, Eurofag of Italy. You are the trolls" And then Eurofag of Italy was a troll.
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>>10145181
sort of fail, you should of left it open for someone else to continue.
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it's not americans it's amerikkkans
learn to spell it rite
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/a/ has sunk so low. trying to make a meme out of naruto is sad
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Hey guise sup?
oh god oh jesus! theres shit everywhere! oh god!
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Stop it!­
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GUYS let's get back on topic!
My anime group will be holding a vigil for this kid. If you want to be invited please email me.
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­>>10145202
I FELL FOR IT?!
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this was a good idea
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>>10145202
son of a bitch, you could have had lots of people email you for real.

not actually putting your email is a sign of cowardice.
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­>>10145231
LOL
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>>10145231
aaaaand, the thread comes full circle. good night folks!
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>>10145239
Europe ill needs a representative such as you.
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­american = monkey same
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Europe sucks.
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Representative of Europe !YgQRHAJqRA!!kczIJ2wJyBJ ­= american = monkey same
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>>10145181
you're doing it wrong
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I am gay.
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Guys, it's not funny, my brother died this way.
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americans is a sub type of homo sapiens.. Homo Nonimous
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>>10145267
moderator = american = monkey same
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>>10145268
are u amerikkkan?
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>>10145276
I failed booblien alguhbra
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>>10145288
MODERATORS ARE PIG UNFUNNY.
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>>10145294
I AGREE.
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>>10145288
>>10145294
>>10145297
same person
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>>10145321
NO U
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What the fuck is this thread?
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damn if I did stuff I saw in cartoons, I would be dropping anvils on people. kids are dumb nowadays
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>>10145327
wat
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ITT /a/ = /b/
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not enough sage
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ITT /a/ = /b/ sagerwho



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