ITT: He would be a horrible father
seriously, he would be a gay father
In a good way.
beat the shit out of all of his kids, and never help them with their homework 'cause he's a dumbass
Great dad or greatest dad?
It would be better if I hadn't forgotten to edit out the part where they both shout for joy, and just showing the dad closing the umbrella so his daughter gets rained on...
Aside from the fact that he's got a craggy exterior and has been known to cross-dress, there's nothing to suggest he wouldn't take damn good care of his kids. Plus, he's a fucking shaman.
he would probley eat them
he looks like the guy from wicked lessons
behind that empty, constant grin lies the soul of a sadistic murderer who forces his kids to cook with him 20 hours a day