I know I'm probably going to get banned for this, but tomorrow I'm going into surgery and I just want to let you all know that I sincerely love all of you. You have all kept me in positive spirits throughout my shit tier life for almost three years now and you all were my closest thing to a real friend. So if I don't make it tomorrow I just want to say that All of your waifus are beautiful.
Fuck you, I hope you die tomorrow along with all of your stupid blogshit. We were only nice to you because we felt sorry for you. Kill yourself.
fags of the same sort
What are you having done you sperm swilling shit eating awful taste faggot?
What kind of surgery?
I love you too, OP.
Make it easier on you
Ganbare OP. I hope you're all right.
today is the day
Getting my appendix removed
Oh, it's fucking appendicitis? Fuck you OP I thought you had like brain cancer or some shit.
Epic oldfag messed up his spoiler tags lmao
I hope you die. Seriously, fuck anyone who posts stupid bullshit like "ur wifus are bootiful".
I hope they you die.
You can't die from that shit son.
Wow nice melodrama faggot
I hope the surgeon fucks up badly
Oh man. That's horrible, OP.
I've read that the rate of complications in appendix removal surgeries is something like .34 percent. It's almost impossible to remove without a serious risk of them screwing up and cutting out part of your intestines and infecting you.
Don't worry though; only something like 9 percent of cases actually die, most just develop intestinal diseases that causes severe pain with defecation.
5% Chance something could go wrong the surgeon said.
before you die please let us know what kind of anime you like
Depending on your answer i hope you have some good titles you've watched before you die
darker than black s2
But you won't die. At most you'll stay the same or become even more of a faggot.
It'll be fine because we'll all be rooting your waifu for you
Dude, surgeons always fucking say that. They play down the risk massively so you don't freak the fuck out.
Actual complication rates are like a third or something.
Any sort of surgery at least has a small chance of something going wrong and killing you. Just a couple months ago I heard of someone dying getting their tonsils taken out.
I hope I do survive anon, then I will still be with you. Because I'm a faggot.
D-don't freak me out
Don't tell him, dummy. If you know you're probably going to die, you actually wind up dying a lot more often. There are whole trials done where patients were told different success rates with the same surgeons, and people who thought they had a better chance survived more often.
People who know they have a shitty prognosis tend to die even more often, so that 33% chance is more like a 50% chance.
My brother and my dad both died from complications during surgery. You're as good as dead anon. Better say goodbye to your waifu while you can.
Sounds like you've been watching too much anime.
I was told once that I may be gay, and after being told the chances skyrocketed to a staggering 360%