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>no jojo thread up
what are you, gay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQqkpbt2Ero
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYCk2udVFvo
obrigatory

which jojo do you think you couldbeat up?
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>>101393062
with no stand, giorno.
people would say johnny but you have to consider the fact that he's been carrying himself with only his arms for years
the nigga is fit
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>>101393101
Well, Johnny and Giorno are the only ones that might seem beatable.

Even without stands Johnatan and Joseph are fucking HUEG and both practice boxing, Josuke and Jotaro are delinquents that can beat up several guys at once and Jolyne is too cute.
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JoJo3 soon my fellow Jobros
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Is there anyone else who has a stand like White Album?
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>>101393979
>and Jolyne is too cute.
maybe you are also forgetting that she lifted a lot in prison and judging by the fight with that guard that she rips off the nail, she knows martial arts

>>101394950
yes, its a bullshit broken stand in a fight where mista gets all fucked up while giorno just watches
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>>101395034
I meant are there any more Kamen Rider stands that turn into body armor
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>>101395094
i think i remember one from part 6
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>>101395094
>>101395268
oh yeah, oasis and jumpin' jack flash
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>>101392505
6>4>3>5>1>2

I won't read part 7, I hate cowboys, dinosaurs and jesus.
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>>101395433
Why would you hate dinosaurs?
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>>101395433
>part 3 and 5 better than 2
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>>101395433
>I hate cowboys, dinosaurs and jesus.
what a faggot holy shit

can someone explain to me how did the judges for the race see gyro's horse getting hit by a small pebble but they didnt see diego's face turning into a fucking dinosaur?
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WAIT A SECOND
IF JESUS IS REAL IN THE JOJO UNIVERSE
THEN HOW COME THERE ARE DINOSAURS
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>101395593
Well, Part 2 is just filler, a hokuto no ken parody with a very lucky and retarded protagonist.

Sorry anon.
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>>101395685
Jesus made the fucking dinosaurs, that's how. Juts like IRL.
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>>101395789
>hey dad, earth is cool and all but you know what would make it better ?
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>>101395685
Because Jesus Christ was a superstar
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>>101395997
I bet he was fabulous walking on water
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>>101396110
I didn't watch the movie, just came across it on IMDb, so I wouldn't know.
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>>101396185
well I meant Jojo Jesus but I'm sure the movie had some kind of rocking musical with him on the water
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So I'm closing the end of Part 7, and I have to say I'm still saddened by the end of Part 6. Nothing just feels right anymore. I hope Part 9 will be in the modern days and that little dude from Part 6 who survived the shift will return, and we'll suddenly have an Alternate Pucci being manipulated by the JoJo to "fix" the universe.
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>>101395433
>part 2
>worst

b-but I like Joseph
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>>101395685
Because the corpse parts were actually Giorno from the previous universe.
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>>101397803
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>>101398018
Why didn't GER just set Made in Heaven to zero when he noticed the world starting to speed up?
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That "yare yare daze" gives me goosebumps. The translation I used for part 3 translated it, so I never got to enjoy it
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>>101398366
It only works when an attack is directed at Giorno. MIH wasn't specifically directed at him so it didn't work.
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Caesar was the worst Zeppeli.
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>>101398366
GER was in Italy, MiH in the US. Maybe he tried but didn't make it in time or maybe he deliberately let Pucci reset the universe.

Most likely, though, Araki "forgot" about it as usual.
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>>101399574
Araki joked about Giorno actually being in florida at the time. He was at disneyland at the time after being summoned there. If Giorno actually had taken a more active role in Stone Ocean it would have been nice though.
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>>101396185
I watched the movie, back when I was in middle school. It was a church school.
It's a musical. Some of the songs are still stuck in my head to this day.

If you are the christ, yes the great Jesus christ, bum bum bum bum bum...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

I'LL BE THE ROOOOOOOOUNDABOUT



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