How would you make Mars fall for you?
I wouldn't. Jupiter master race.
The next expedition is to Mars, nigger.
>I make Mars fall for me
>Humanity and Earth are completely destroyed
>mfw God is real
Push her down the stairs
Uh, Rei-chan... are you aware that your hair is on fire?
You mean pull her down the stairs? If you pushed her she wouldn't fall on you.
Why wasn't Jupiter the most powerfull scout?
Too busty sucking dicks instead of actual training.
But she was. She was the only one who could actually fight.
Whelp, it fits.
>implying men would want anything to do with her
>implying she doesn't munch carpet
Brunette is such an ugly hair color.
You're an ugly hair color
place a stategic banana in front of her?
Didn't say fall on me, said fall for me, like in my place or because of me
I'll fuck you, anon
You guys will enjoy this
Mars > Jupiter > Moon > Neptune > Mercury > Venus > Saturn > Uranus > Pluto > Chibimoon
>better than anyone
I want to fuck Rei until she screams.
An extremely large asteroid
Her fuck me shoes are so good.
I'd be curious about that region too.
I want her to want me.
Grow a mullet.
Green is best
By having a dick. That girl was boy crazy.
She was just curious.
Become a homeless bum.
Being good at sucking dick is considered to be talented, yes.
Moon is fucking annoying. I'm only like 17 episodes in and I already know that.
>How would you make Mars fall for you?
Implying I am not going to consume and incinerate her.
In several million years.
We all know who's the one with the most talent.
M-Maybe I should apply for the Mars mission after all.
Fuck you I love Mercury, Mars and Jupiter.
I'd have a planetary conjunction with them all, if you know what I mean.
Mars is pure and untouched. Only robots have mounted her so far. Are probes like dildos for them?
She kind of looks like Kagome. Or Kagome looks like her, whatever.
IIRC her tits arent that big.
Yeah she's not that talented.
She is older looking in that picture anyway. Maybe she drank enough milk.
I wonder why she got so much talent all of sudden.
I want to have unprotected sex with her. I'd take responsibility.
She has even more than it looks like too, considering how she's laying
When a girl lays on her back her boobs look smaller than they are. So either those are plastic or her tits are huge
On second thought, maybe she's not laying down
>You will never make a senshi act really weird around you because she wants your dick so very badly
Why am I even alive?
>Saturn so low
Well I guess then just fuck you too.
Black long hair, doesn't get more boring and plain than that. Get some real taste nerds.
>talking shit about the best kind of hair
And to talk that I share a board with faggots like him.
1. Kill all the green ones
2. Terraform it
Those faggots will kiss my Terran cock for this and make me their emperor.
Dress as a trap and pretend to be Usagi.
At least you get the chance to trick Rei into fucking you
She wanted to fuck Moon? Man, I need to rewatch this, I don't even remember this.
Just strap enough rocket engines on it to leave orbit and collide with earth.
anime did heavily imply that Rei was into Usagi
Isn't there a book for children that tells a story about bunnies on the backside of the moon?
Sailer Moon = Usagi
Usagi = Bunny
Is that why they picked her name like that?
But that's not about Rei, only Venus and Moon.
Rei dresses classy.
I really don't know why Venus is even in the series other than to fill a planet slot. She has no notable character traits.
You can't, there is no gravity in space.
She wants a gangbang.
>gravity in space.
>there is no gravity in space.
>anime did heavily imply that Rei was into Usagi
No it fucking didn't
Don't try and insert any more yuri into Sailor Moon than their already was
>She has no notable character traits.
She has one.
Will the senshis be overly pure in the new series?
You keep using that word...
Is her sock also her shoe?
>Jupiter not wearing the sideways cap with her ponytail sticking out
That is the most 90s thing I've ever seen
Here's hoping its going to gun to outdo Madoka and Nanoha.
>that one guy that prefers Moon
Nothing is more majestic and noble, than long glossy black hair.
This guy has studied taste for years and knows what's up. Listen to him.
What kind of sexual act would you like the most from each senshi?
I only want Jupiter and for the sexual act.
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sake of procreation, under the covers and with the lights turned off.
Of course only after we had been married.
I wish Mars would step on me.
Allowing me to spoon them from behind, while I rub their tummy, and softly kiss the back of their neck.
>tfw if senshis were real they would think you were a old disgusting pervert
Don't worry, they would be too busy fucking Chads to think about you.
Thanks I needed to remember how much my life sucks.
>not taking responsibility
I'd give her roses.
Fill her with roaches and mutant fungi.
Rei will never love you disgusting ugly neckbeards
let her punch me in the dick and hope she likes the sounds I make
Set her house on fire
>Not liking Moon dubbed
But I even lift.
I want Rei to give me a DT.
What are her three sizes?
Her body is good enough to be tied to her for eternity.
But her body is too hot for an ordinary human to survive.
Took this long?
What's so special about tripping her? 4th reply already said something familiar.
Go to hell.
If you trip her, she 'falls' for you. Get it?