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How would you make Mars fall for you?
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I wouldn't. Jupiter master race.
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>>101392519
The next expedition is to Mars, nigger.
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>>101392468
>I make Mars fall for me
>Humanity and Earth are completely destroyed
>mfw God is real
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Push her down the stairs
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>>101392468
Uh, Rei-chan... are you aware that your hair is on fire?
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>>101393176
You mean pull her down the stairs? If you pushed her she wouldn't fall on you.
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Why wasn't Jupiter the most powerfull scout?
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>>101393561
Too busty sucking dicks instead of actual training.
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>>101393561
But she was. She was the only one who could actually fight.
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>>101393596
>busty
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>>101393619
Whelp, it fits.
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>>101393596
>implying men would want anything to do with her
>implying she doesn't munch carpet
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>>101393602
Brunette is such an ugly hair color.
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>>101393680
You're an ugly hair color
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place a stategic banana in front of her?
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Best trap
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>>101393442
Didn't say fall on me, said fall for me, like in my place or because of me
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>>101393680
I'll fuck you, anon
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OTP
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vnw5OdOfKc&list=PL4C7DDF6F38CE662E
You guys will enjoy this
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Mars > Jupiter > Moon > Neptune > Mercury > Venus > Saturn > Uranus > Pluto > Chibimoon
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>>101393886
>Moon
>better than anyone
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>>101392468

probe her
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>>101393886
>Mars >
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I want to fuck Rei until she screams.
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An extremely large asteroid
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Her fuck me shoes are so good.
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>>101394825
I'd be curious about that region too.
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I want her to want me.
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>>101394599
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Grow a mullet.
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Green is best
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By having a dick. That girl was boy crazy.
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>>101396275
She was just curious.
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>>101392468
Become a homeless bum.
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>>101396230
Most "talented"!
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>>101397812
Being good at sucking dick is considered to be talented, yes.
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>>101393886
Moon is fucking annoying. I'm only like 17 episodes in and I already know that.
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>How would you make Mars fall for you?
Implying I am not going to consume and incinerate her.
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>>101398060
In several million years.
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>>101393602
We all know who's the one with the most talent.
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http://strawpoll.me/1114718
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M-Maybe I should apply for the Mars mission after all.
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>>101398469
>http://strawpoll.me/1114718
>pick one

Fuck you I love Mercury, Mars and Jupiter.
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>>101398646
I'd have a planetary conjunction with them all, if you know what I mean.
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Mars is pure and untouched. Only robots have mounted her so far. Are probes like dildos for them?
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She kind of looks like Kagome. Or Kagome looks like her, whatever.
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>>101401220
IIRC her tits arent that big.
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>>101401596
Yeah she's not that talented.
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>>101401596
>>101401645
She is older looking in that picture anyway. Maybe she drank enough milk.
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>>101401220
I wonder why she got so much talent all of sudden.
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I want to have unprotected sex with her. I'd take responsibility.
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>>101401596
>>101401645
>>101402805
She has even more than it looks like too, considering how she's laying
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>>101403037
What?
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>>101403125
When a girl lays on her back her boobs look smaller than they are. So either those are plastic or her tits are huge

On second thought, maybe she's not laying down
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>>101403360
What?
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>>101403360
She isn't.
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>You will never make a senshi act really weird around you because she wants your dick so very badly

Why am I even alive?
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>>101393886
>Saturn so low

Kill yourself.
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>>101398469
>No Saturn

Well I guess then just fuck you too.
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Black long hair, doesn't get more boring and plain than that. Get some real taste nerds.
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>>101404280
>talking shit about the best kind of hair

And to talk that I share a board with faggots like him.
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>>101392468
1. Kill all the green ones
2. Terraform it
Those faggots will kiss my Terran cock for this and make me their emperor.
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>>101392468
Dress as a trap and pretend to be Usagi.
At least you get the chance to trick Rei into fucking you
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>>101405458
She wanted to fuck Moon? Man, I need to rewatch this, I don't even remember this.
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>>101392468
Just strap enough rocket engines on it to leave orbit and collide with earth.
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>>101405677
anime did heavily imply that Rei was into Usagi
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>>101405677
>>101406846
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Isn't there a book for children that tells a story about bunnies on the backside of the moon?

Sailer Moon = Usagi
Usagi = Bunny

Is that why they picked her name like that?
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>>101407050
But that's not about Rei, only Venus and Moon.
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Rei dresses classy.
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>>101407050
I really don't know why Venus is even in the series other than to fill a planet slot. She has no notable character traits.
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>>101393947
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>>101392468
You can't, there is no gravity in space.
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>>101407275
She wants a gangbang.
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>>101407399
>gravity in space.
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>>101407399
>there is no gravity in space.
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>>101407670
>>101407498
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>>101406846
>anime did heavily imply that Rei was into Usagi
No it fucking didn't
Don't try and insert any more yuri into Sailor Moon than their already was
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>>101407275
>She has no notable character traits.

She has one.
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Will the senshis be overly pure in the new series?
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>>101392568
>Equivocation
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>>101396112
>mullet
You keep using that word...
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>>101409991
Is her sock also her shoe?
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>>101409991
>Jupiter not wearing the sideways cap with her ponytail sticking out
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>>101409991
>Rei

That is the most 90s thing I've ever seen
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>>101409578
Here's hoping its going to gun to outdo Madoka and Nanoha.
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>>101398469
>that one guy that prefers Moon
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>>101404280

Nothing is more majestic and noble, than long glossy black hair.
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>>101412040
This guy has studied taste for years and knows what's up. Listen to him.
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What kind of sexual act would you like the most from each senshi?
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>>101412559
I only want Jupiter and for the sexual act.

Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sake of procreation, under the covers and with the lights turned off.
Of course only after we had been married.
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I wish Mars would step on me.
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>>101412559

Allowing me to spoon them from behind, while I rub their tummy, and softly kiss the back of their neck.
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>>101413708
>tfw if senshis were real they would think you were a old disgusting pervert
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>>101413877
Don't worry, they would be too busy fucking Chads to think about you.
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>>101414090
Thanks I needed to remember how much my life sucks.
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>>101392468

mind break
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>>101402856
>Taking responsibility
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>>101417558
>not taking responsibility
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Trip her.
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>>101392468
I'd give her roses.
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>>101419874
wouldn't work
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>>101422047
Then what?>
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>>101418375
Fill her with roaches and mutant fungi.
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Rei will never love you disgusting ugly neckbeards
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let her punch me in the dick and hope she likes the sounds I make
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>>101392468
Set her house on fire
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>>101411725
>Not liking Moon dubbed
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>>101427418
But I even lift.
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I want Rei to give me a DT.
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What are her three sizes?
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>>101417558
Her body is good enough to be tied to her for eternity.
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>>101436210
But her body is too hot for an ordinary human to survive.
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>>101418375
>Trip

Took this long?
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>>101437527
What's so special about tripping her? 4th reply already said something familiar.
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>>101393680
Go to hell.
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>>101437640
If you trip her, she 'falls' for you. Get it?



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