Why don't you have a drinking buddy, /a/?
How do I get one?
I don't drink.
Because I drink maybe once every few months.
I have a buddy to drink with for those moments
I kind of do, but she lives too far away from here and we are too lazy to meet often.
Well I only drink if someone invites me, don't think that counts.
Because I have no friends. Why do you think I'm on /a/?
But /a/ is my drinking buddy.
Drinking is haram.
>treating /a/ like an acquaintance
You need to stop doing that.
>you will never drink with Mittermeyer and Reuenthal
I don't have buddies.
I have one, he's called darkness and loneliness.
Because he's faraway right now and the last time we drank together we manage to wake up in the middle of nowhere.
Go away, Oberstein. You go drink with your dog.
You're not the boss of me now, Oberstein.
I dont like the taste of beer
I'm too poor to afford spirits
I do though
That's bad anon. You need to replenish liquids in your body.
I tried bear once and that was it.
I do. This is a blogging thread so I will not tell you more about it.
I have my dog but she hides when she smells alcohol like an abused child.
I hope I didn't do something... unethical.
Beef and pork taste better.
>not having a body made at 90% of life fibers
Reuenthal would throw me out for disturbing their high level discussion anyway.
but that makes you the drinking buddy
>Expect LoGH thread
>Get people blogging in /a/
the wind blows any which way but inside your asshole
Hello, OP, defending your shit thread, I see.