Which one is your waifu?
9 is the only correct answer.
>expecting anyone to pick something other than 9
9 for waifu
3 for housemaid
I prefer #1.
btw I'm a girl and I use a mac.
I like 1 and 3
>I'm a girl
You mean a FFC (fat fucking cunt)?
I like 7.
5 is cute
2 is uncanny valley.
Get the fuck out faggot.
5 is good.
2 or 3
Go straight to hell, brah.
I just told you to do that, shit fucking necrophiliac anus licker.
Get the fuck out.
Is 1 white?
>Censoring the word Hitler
what the fuck man
hitler is a trigger word and causes butthurt
2 is your wife, 5 is your daughter, and 9 is the space alien you keep as a pet
At what number does it start being moe?
Check your privilege, cisgendered heteronormative patriarchal scum,
YOU PENIS IS A DICK!
SO WHAT FAGGOT
Where on the scale does ZUN-art fall?
Probably a 3 or a 4. Certain cases can constitute for a 5. Although the aforementioned scenario would require a distinct facial structure.
Just a few more weeks and this board will be like /co/
>3 and 6 still acceptable
Everything else is either 3dpd or plain retarded
put a trigger warning on that, I was raped by the patriarchy mentally, and penis is a trigger for me. You heteroabled fucks should all just die. Stop oppressing me!
Who the hell would screencap this from tumblr?
tumblr's addition to the bottom of the image being pretty fucking poor attempt at a joke.
Have a better version.
TURN IT UP TO 11
3 overall, can be 3's or 4's eyes depending on which personality is prominent
5, but I could fall for the right 7.
So I just saw the worst two threads I can ever see on /a/.
I was thinking about leaving this place a month ago, I guess this is the nail in the coffin. This shit is literally worse than Facebook.
What the fuck happened to this board?
it's daytime in australia.
That's entirely subjective you fucking troglodyte
That's what moe is
As a matter of fact... It is not.
It's almost 10pm here, what are you on about?
5 or 6.
9PM. Where are you, out in the... Oh, right. Fake time.
Just report and hide
9:40pm is close enough to 10:00pm. i think it's a fair call honestly
Then just stay a virgin forever.
I like how it took this long for people to say something, the fact that the first response to this thread wasn't
makes me very sad for /a/
Nah mate, DST is the difference between 8:40 and 9:40.
Didn't mean to start a debate but I hate DST luckily it's not up here. Anywhere west of us is earlier.
But I see all nationalities on here at all hours.
Im no virgin. Im an otherkin and the reincarnated forme of rance who was actually a biracial omnifeminist transwomyn so I effectively lost my virginity at birth
Anything from 2 to 5. 6 would be pushing it, but if it fits in with the style, it's fine.
None of them are wide enough.
Does anyone on this board doesn't plan to be a wizard? You disgust me.
I dont know what the fuck tumblr looks like anon
Most of us probably dont
You can't expect this
7 more months and I'm a wizard. Not by my own choice, however.
Oh you were debating the use of DST fair enough.
OT: 3 mainly, 4's eye's sometimes
Afterwards I realized it's 500 pixels wide so I should have known.
It's worse than Facebook, we have pedophiles.
What age do wizard powers surface again?
>not by my choice
It never is, anon. Not on /a/. It's what /a/ chose to sacrifice by having the interests they do.
4-chan is my waifu
3, cute and still realistic
30. I'm still not clear exactly what the wizard powers are.
I'm not convinced it's worth avoiding relationships for either.
How come we never hear from people who came to wield magic in the real world?
2 is objectively the best, prove me wrong
They leave the prime material plane. The place is shit anyway.
most leave this plane for the 2d realms
Performing magic in front of muddles is punishable by sex.
Okay, good. I'm pretty sure I messed up my build horribly somewhere down the line, but I've still got some time to change my class.
>prove me wrong
My tastes > your tastes
Deal with it faggot
Once they reach this stage, they off themselves once they realize what they've done and what they've dodged. So yeah, I guess you could say they leave this plane.
Wait, you can still lose your wizard powers after 30?
No, they become permanent after 70. Then you can deserve to mate AND bend matter. Legend speaks of great things.
But that's eternal celibacy!
Well... There's a loophole that allows 2D sex at least? In the 2D plane?
Yes, there are rules. With great power comes great responsibility. You can have sex only with other wizards and sorceresses (but they're rare and sort of bitchy).
>I had not considered the prospect of landwhale sorceresses.
>a bunch of 9 responders drop down to 3
And if you're worth a goddamn, you won't have to settle for them.
5 is the most kawaii
other girls are pigdogs and slut
TAKE IT AWAY!
When i was 10 a 7 years loli suck my dick.
Does that count as sex or can i still be a wizard?
Why don't we just
That counts and I'm jealous.
But many are the cries of lonely anons who lost their chances to be wizards before they were even old enough to understand the choice.
your purity has been defiled anon. at best you'll be able to become a sensitive or perhaps a very, very weak hedge wizard.
Ah come on, there it must still be a way for me to be a wizard...
>>>/shit tripfags say/
Look at that perfect 5 =^3^=
She's perfect. I knew I was into fives for a reason.
A 5/10 indeed.
I expected a bit more diversity but okay..
Ayase is fucking terrible
She's at least 9/10.
By the way she's also at least a 7 as well.
/a/ doesn't understand anything but extremes.
And I was pretty sure that 9 was an almost impossible parody.
a solid 6
>People picking 9
At least no one picked 1.
None. They all look like shit.
Would waifu all of them except 1 and 2.
no 2 looks like something fuuga would draw